My first EVER animation!
Is everything ok as far as size etc goes?
EDIT the quality is rubbish! but I tried...
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Is everything ok as far as size etc goes?
EDIT the quality is rubbish! but I tried...
it appeared rather quickly
but its not dancing in time with the music I'm listening to... so i'm sorry, but its just NOT GOOD ENOUGH.
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Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:40,
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He's levitating in time to Fatboy Slim just fine
So quit yer bitchin!
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floating cow, floating cow
floaty floaty floaty cow
floating coooowwww, cow so floaty
floaty floaty cow
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floating coooowwww, cow so floaty
floaty floaty cow
He floats, he hovers
He's pretty happy with his lot in life, I think.
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Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:42,
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yay,thats cool
I still can't animamte yet,
but one day...
EDIT: or spell
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Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:42,
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but one day...
EDIT: or spell
I like it.
It look like she's trying so hard to fly, but she just can't quite get it. Poor thing. Or maybe some aliens above are attempting to abduct her, and she's giving the good fight. WY
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Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:42,
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woo file size
is great. animation works great.
how do you know the cleverest cow on the farm, the one that is outstanding in its field.
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Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:44,
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how do you know the cleverest cow on the farm, the one that is outstanding in its field.
Thats very true that
Thank god for tea. Saviour of souls, repairer of wounds.
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Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:54,
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don't forget
ager of fake hitler diarys
*swims in piles of lovely money*
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Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:56,
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*swims in piles of lovely money*
Tea's great
people tell me that I drink too much tea but I know that you can never drink too much tea.
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Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:54,
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all them lovely anti oxidiants
i like mine best ina glass mug
mmmmm....
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Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:57,
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mmmmm....
Glass mugs!
not even I'm that early eighties
*goes off on long rant about thatcher*
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Thu 7 Jul 2005, 20:00,
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*goes off on long rant about thatcher*
Bindun a million times and probably hull-worthy, but eh...
This is my response to the events of today. If you don't like it, tough.
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This is my response to the events of today. If you don't like it, tough.
Why thankyou.
I don't wish to trivialise todays events and I agree that there are certain lines which maybe shouldn't be crossed. However, in my opinion, one of the best ways to deal with bad news is with humour.
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Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:44,
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You know that makes you a gay dont you?
You'll be voting liberal and eating cous cous before you know it;)
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Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:46,
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Gallows Humor
I bet New York is glad they didn't get chosen now.
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Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:45,
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Whilst I am disgusted at your inconsiderate lack of taste . . .
I will fight for your right to display it.
Stand by your guns (you sick fuck)
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Thu 7 Jul 2005, 20:27,
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Stand by your guns (you sick fuck)
I re-did this
and STILL managed to over optimise it.....
what a twunt....
you'd think I would have learned after the last time.... but oh no.... dilly dunt is here....
anyway....
have it.. might raise the odd titter perhaps..
its about 260k if thats 2 big, shout and I'll linky it...
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Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:33,
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what a twunt....
you'd think I would have learned after the last time.... but oh no.... dilly dunt is here....
anyway....
have it.. might raise the odd titter perhaps..
its about 260k if thats 2 big, shout and I'll linky it...
yeah that was ace... (???)
TJ: (working in a call centre some east londoner southern prick just said this)
me: Hellooooooo this is o2
chav: awight mate i need compensation cos i couldn't make calls all day
me: this will be due to the network congestion in london due to the bombings, we've doubled the network capacity but unfortunately there is nothing else we can do at the moment. we've been advised to inform customers to keep calls short etc etc
chav: but i havn't been able to use my minutes! i need my phone!
me: lots of people have died today i'm sure you'd appreciate lots of people are worried and concerned - hence the congestion. it should be fine tomorrow.
chav: but i want compensation!
me: sick fuck *hangs up*
p.s. i don't work for o2 *whistles*
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me: Hellooooooo this is o2
chav: awight mate i need compensation cos i couldn't make calls all day
me: this will be due to the network congestion in london due to the bombings, we've doubled the network capacity but unfortunately there is nothing else we can do at the moment. we've been advised to inform customers to keep calls short etc etc
chav: but i havn't been able to use my minutes! i need my phone!
me: lots of people have died today i'm sure you'd appreciate lots of people are worried and concerned - hence the congestion. it should be fine tomorrow.
chav: but i want compensation!
me: sick fuck *hangs up*
p.s. i don't work for o2 *whistles*
fucking hell,
you managed to show a bit more restraint than i would have managed.
*inserts more instances of the word 'managed' than necessary*
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Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:41,
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*inserts more instances of the word 'managed' than necessary*
cos i'm on my final, final written warning
else i would've gone mental
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Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:43,
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fair enough
there are some right fucking morons in this world.
*fumes*
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Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:46,
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*fumes*
I bet that arsewipe
with the hook would get a frosty reception now if he showed up again (or is he dead/locked up/deported)
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Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:34,
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no more than Gerry Adams and his sidekick Martin Muppet Mouth
a hero to some..
hahaha - did you ever listen to those Spittin` Politics tapes?
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Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:39,
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hahaha - did you ever listen to those Spittin` Politics tapes?
listen too?
John McBlain.... pure genius... met the bloke a few times :-)
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Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:41,
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blimey I don`t think you can get that stuff online
it was a bunch of audio tapes that everybody had a copy of in the 1980s in Northern Ireland based on a talk show presented by John Cole, with impressionists doing Jerry Adams, Ian Paisley, etc. arguing about all manner of shite and usually beating the crap out of each other
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Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:57,
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is it terrorists?
hahahahhaha fuckin stupid little bitch
/check out my post way, way down there, hope you like it. click 'older posts' a couple of times
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Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:41,
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/check out my post way, way down there, hope you like it. click 'older posts' a couple of times
He can turn himself on and off
with the flick of a switch
Great, as usual
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Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:23,
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Great, as usual
i've missed you today
*glomp* don't ever leave.
*murns softly, but confidently*
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Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:26,
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*murns softly, but confidently*
Again with the repost?
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
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Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:16,
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sorry
i posted it at like 4 in the morning,
thought i'd get away with it
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Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:17,
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thought i'd get away with it
in fairness, if the "seasoned"* users can repost all the time, we can`t really complain at newer users doing it
*pardon the pun, if you like adding stuff to your eggs
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Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:18,
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*pardon the pun, if you like adding stuff to your eggs
maybe the
blokey that gives them out was killed in some kind of thing in london today, possibly a banana slipping tragedy.
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Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:33,
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In fairness,
seasoned users usually don't make new threads with reposts.
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Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:19,
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ooooh have to disagree, but so as to not start a row I`ll change the subject ;)
tetsuooooo.. you can use the contact thingie up ^^ there and send a mail with a "where`s my icon" message
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Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:21,
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Oh crap
I forgot I made that.
Edit: Sorry, it's at home and I don't know if it's hosted anywhere.
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Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:25,
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Edit: Sorry, it's at home and I don't know if it's hosted anywhere.
i like adding wastebins to my eggs
foul chicken front-bottom product.
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Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:20,
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the seasoned users
shouldn't do it either. I really hate it when someone says the board is slow so have a repost, of course the board is slow if it's full of reposts, it's boring and everyone goes away.
/rant
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Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:21,
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/rant
*remembers when all this was naught but never seen before nicely optimised jpgs and gifs*
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Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:34,
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I just saw Pizazz
*bins ArKaos and any interest in making videos and backdrops
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Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:22,
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talking of damage plan
and talking of cabbages
and talking of a cabbage-goat with wings
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Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:08,
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and talking of cabbages
and talking of a cabbage-goat with wings
nice,
but you really need to look at this
www.lemony.co.uk/Optimisation/jpgs.htm
those are quite big file sizes for .jpgs
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Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:18,
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www.lemony.co.uk/Optimisation/jpgs.htm
those are quite big file sizes for .jpgs
SolidGoldChimps Newsflash...
A happy note today, i got my results i am now...
SolidGoldChimp, BSc
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Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:07,
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A happy note today, i got my results i am now...
SolidGoldChimp, BSc
excellent news! congratulations
.. but it won`t get your strimmer back
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Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:07,
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.. but it won`t get your strimmer back
no, no it wont
but still at least i have more education than all of those little Ned/Chav pricks put together
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Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:09,
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you had to mention the strimmer, didn't you
"you wouldn't let it lie!"
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Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:10,
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haha.. it`s always great when you`ve got something to remember a b3tan for
SolidGoldStrimmer could be the next Cashy
.. you shit
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Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:11,
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.. you shit
ha ha!
how did the cashy you shit come about?
i looked through his profile yesterday
made me laff like a girl
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Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:20,
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i looked through his profile yesterday
made me laff like a girl
I gots me one of those
It was the easiest 3 years of my life....
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Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:25,
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actually
mine was a pretty easy 3 years, but maybe that's why I don't got me one of those!
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Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:28,
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again with the strimmer
is that all im going to be remembered for?
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Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:19,
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he`s lapping it up!
oh.. and couldn`t find this on glassco.cx - 90Nz0 sent me the link:
www.pizazz.info/pizazz.mov
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Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:56,
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oh.. and couldn`t find this on glassco.cx - 90Nz0 sent me the link:
www.pizazz.info/pizazz.mov
What a drag man.....
damn them for this, it's just going to boost GW approval rating and we'll all be in for a whole slew of new security measures.
"Ready for your retina scan Mr. Rekless?"
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Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:59,
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"Ready for your retina scan Mr. Rekless?"
the only thing they`re gonna scan is my middle finger as I flip them the bird
as Ian Parsley would say...
"NEVERRRRR!"
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Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:03,
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as Ian Parsley would say...
"NEVERRRRR!"
what sort of bird are you going to flip at them?
I reccommend something small, like a wren or a nuthatch
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Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:09,
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I was thinking of flipping them a female Subbuteo Argentine goalkeeper
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Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:13,
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I'll take your word for that
my knowledge of tiny plastic argentine women with a talent for sport is limited...
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Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:14,
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That's, er
Rather gay.
I like the bit on the front page of that site: "Hey, guys! We have a great new song called a2m (Ass to Mouth), and we want our totally awesome Internet buddies to listen to it!"
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Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:00,
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I like the bit on the front page of that site: "Hey, guys! We have a great new song called a2m (Ass to Mouth), and we want our totally awesome Internet buddies to listen to it!"
i thought you made that up...
and now the awful truth unfolds.
EDIT: DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE DOWNLOAD THAT SONG
I am SCARRED
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Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:08,
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EDIT: DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE DOWNLOAD THAT SONG
I am SCARRED
you got style you got grace
so put yo ass on my face
..smooooooth
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Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:16,
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..smooooooth
Oh, I don't know
I quite like the backing singers
"Ass ass, ass to mouth..."
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Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:16,
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"Ass ass, ass to mouth..."
i am deeply scared by that
and even more so by the fact he looks INCREDIBLY like a gay friend of mine...
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Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:06,
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Camptastic!
The only thing is that there's a chance he's from New Jersey (Cape May's in the state, he was wearing a shirt...) and I feel a little bit sullied...
Nice lens flare action
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Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:06,
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Nice lens flare action
Pizazz -> New Jersey -> Bon Jovi -> Abandonnship
oh dear... definitely gay
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Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:08,
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haha, thats great,
he was obviously googling for "pizza" when he found that...
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Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:07,
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hahaha you`re bloody right!
I wonder if he`s looking for chinese takeaways now..
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Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:09,
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wait til he links you
to an anti korean band from America called "chins Takanawa".....
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Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:13,
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ahahahaha
now that one I like.
he really did look bored and fidgety while Blair was doing his lil speech.. i was just expecting him to loudly agree or something
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Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:57,
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he really did look bored and fidgety while Blair was doing his lil speech.. i was just expecting him to loudly agree or something
i heard it on the radio
blair sounded like he was realy holding back the tears. gave me a lump in my throat to be honest
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Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:00,
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it was a very emotional delivery actually
sort of ruined by the disconcerting rocking of both Chirac and Bush in the background, i was wondering if there was a gentle breeze or something
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Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:02,
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this'll be milked for all it's worth
Britain's 911!
Country In Fear!
Stay Indoors!
Nowhere Is Safe!
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Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:08,
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Country In Fear!
Stay Indoors!
Nowhere Is Safe!
I`d laugh if it wasn`t so true
after 30 years of the British police being able to do nothing about the IRA, it`ll be interesting to see if they can do anything about this, short of putting the country under a curfew
.. I wonder if NORAID will be funding them?
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Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:11,
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.. I wonder if NORAID will be funding them?
2 stupid dogs
i used to love my cartoons. i wish i could be a kid again. *sigh*
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Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:18,
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you're never too old for cartoons
/has transformers the movie on dvd
/is 27
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Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:20,
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/is 27
a
wooo!
I bought that the other day at a petrol station for a 5er!
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Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:53,
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I bought that the other day at a petrol station for a 5er!
fattttttttttttyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
/man i could do with a bbq right now
*spacks*
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Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:50,
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*spacks*
no matter how hard he tries
he just cant reach those burgers
Allow me to smuck this badgets up some more*
*translation: allow me to spack this thread up further
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Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:57,
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Allow me to smuck this badgets up some more*
*translation: allow me to spack this thread up further
I've just realised how horrible that thing is
try looking at it for too long and you start to see patterns
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Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:00,
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Jeremy Gont and the muffters step in
Unfortunatly Sidies Boy is killed in the process
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Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:43,
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I love it
I think this may be the start of something beautiful.
Well, it's the start of something anyway
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Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:53,
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Well, it's the start of something anyway
find the post,
either by spazzing back using the 'view older posts' link, or by using the Search page and searching by username.
Click on the little page icon, save the link, and paste it into your post.
Edit: bleh
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Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:49,
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Click on the little page icon, save the link, and paste it into your post.
Edit: bleh
It's ok, the glasscock shows all
you might want to smurn it out over here
put in your user id/name or anything else you want in the search box and if its on b3ta, it will find it.
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Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:52,
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put in your user id/name or anything else you want in the search box and if its on b3ta, it will find it.
Dr. M = Cashy AICMFP
I'm gonna be saying "KATAAAAA!!!" to people at random for the rest of the day i think
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Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:46,
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Be honest,
it's based on Kamal and Makosi, innit?
Woo for all that though!
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Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:51,
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Woo for all that though!
wait for it, i've seen this before
They come after bounce no. 4005763
Edit: damn beaten to it, and I forgot the woos and the yays.
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Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:44,
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Edit: damn beaten to it, and I forgot the woos and the yays.
if you look at her right knee (her right, not yours) the building behind her is having an earthquake.
that counts for something, right?
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Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:44,
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aah sweet duke
how you save us from this madness with bouncing boob devices. my hero
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Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:43,
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The Neville was doing a fine job of distraction this afternoon too
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Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:47,
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My chewing tobacco and port have run out so I've got nothing better to do
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Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:48,
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haha thanks..
as is your picture.. how rude of me, i forgot to woo.
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Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:43,
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Search your feelings... you know it to be true...
and I've watched you every time you've showered for the last 60 years... it's beginning to get old...
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Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:44,
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Those glasses
may prove painful... I shall test..
*shoves milk bottles into eye sockets*
Yes, My hypothosis was right,
Ohwhy not have a woo!
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Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:35,
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*shoves milk bottles into eye sockets*
Yes, My hypothosis was right,
Ohwhy not have a woo!
I HAVE TO WAIT 4 DAYS?!
I WANT MY ARCH NOW DAMNIT... NOOOOW!
*sulks*
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Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:36,
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*sulks*
i'll take
two of each, and a woo, a yay, and a houpla. cash on delivery.
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