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# Whilst PLaying WoW I came across this (no PUn intended)


Buggery By Dwarf, whilst a voyeuristic gnome was watching. Yegads, the things they get up to in games today.

[Edit] I just noticed a skull in the rear, Probably an earlier victim of the Randy Dwarf
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:48, archived)
# top shop

(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:53, archived)
# ha
top man
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:55, archived)
# Greggs!
No, wait...
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:58, archived)
# erm
aha TK maxx
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:59, archived)
# Ermm
Miss Selfridges
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 19:00, archived)
# erm erm
errrr
marks and spencers
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 19:01, archived)
# pfft!


(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 19:00, archived)
# parp
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 19:03, archived)
# Bolivia!
I'll get this right eventually
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 19:04, archived)
# In the town I used to live in This geeky couple both were really into lineage
and all that. They had a tiff and she broke his memory cards or something.

It made the national news.
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 19:06, archived)
# lineage?
is tha some kindof fetish?
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 19:09, archived)
# No idea
But I believe people have been killed because of LineageII in china.
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 19:20, archived)
# hahah computer game sexing is cool!
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 19:32, archived)
# Huh! Filthy Alliance
For the Horde!

/geek
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 20:16, archived)
# I didn't need to animate this
Malcolm the Crocoturtle needed no encouragement to move.
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:47, archived)
# Aaaaaaaarrrrghghgh!!1

(I like your style)
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:49, archived)
# Why, thankyou
*tilts fez forward; brushes ash off smoking jacket*
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:51, archived)
# oh no!
Goonzilla!
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:51, archived)
# Raaahgggg!
nice :)
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:54, archived)
# Raaaahggh!
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:57, archived)
# No wonder Malcolm is running
*hides*
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:59, archived)
# RUN AWAY!
top stuff, sir!
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 19:05, archived)
#

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#
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# you need this before the spider <img src="http://www.interplace.com/gif/spacer.gif" />
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:49, archived)
# The things you learn about spiders!
ta, and congrats
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 19:08, archived)
# Thanks!~
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 19:09, archived)
# Wow
you post exactly* twice as much as me

* not exactly

Congrats!
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:47, archived)
# Thanks!
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 19:08, archived)
# Oh no!
mediocre has stopped treating objects like women! Bring back the name!
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 20:03, archived)
# congratulations, Broadsword
Do me a favor, will you? Next time you have one of these things, keep it an all-British operation
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:49, archived)
# I'll try, lieutenant
I'll try

(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:51, archived)
#
Lieutenant, in the next 15 minutes we have to create enough confusion to get out of here alive
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:51, archived)
# Love it!
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 19:08, archived)
# Hurray!
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:52, archived)
# we are exactly three months apart
and just a couple of hundred posts...

are you my doppleganger?
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:54, archived)
# congrats M3


(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:59, archived)
# Cheers!
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 19:08, archived)
# Congrats!
Strangely enough, your George Bush-upside-down phone pic, was doing the rounds in my place of work only yesterday. :D
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 19:16, archived)
# Splendid! Cheers!
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 19:18, archived)
# oooooo
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:35, archived)
# hahahahaha
*falls off chair*
i really likes that! woo yay!
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:37, archived)
# Lovely lip action what what

Also, I'm listening to choking sounds by Mike Patton...and it goes awfully well with this
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:39, archived)
# OMG!!!!!!!
One man wandbagon.
HOO WAY YOOPLAH

Just keep crakin me up you do duke
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:41, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:43, archived)
# Hahaha!
Still going strong, i see.

Kepp them coming.
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:46, archived)
# Trying to learn how to draw
and in my dream last night *I* was death!
I fuck*d up a bit, and God got angry so I had to kill someone.



go to the hallowmeme!
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:34, archived)
# Woo
i am throbbing with artistic jealousy
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:36, archived)
# that's a...



nevermind
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:48, archived)
# That's the lovely
Could I suggest that you enter it into the SP!CE halloween tshirt compo?

You could win £100 plus a share of profits from any sold.
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:39, archived)
# Wish I was worthy of a shirt
I once drew one of the world's best CDCs....

I just got a tablet.
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:45, archived)
# Worthy!
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:48, archived)
# Next - quicky before work
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:34, archived)
# hahahaha
all excellent
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 19:00, archived)
# David just wanted everyone to have the chance to look as good as him....
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:30, archived)
# The phone never rang... hahahaa
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:51, archived)
# Beware Bikini Clad Ninjas!
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:26, archived)
# that's scary
*hides*
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:27, archived)
# Eep.
Edit: Presses ESC as she gets close.

Fwap.
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:28, archived)
# fwapedy fwap fwap
.
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:29, archived)
# There are worse ways to die.
I want my toe-tag to read "suffocation by bikini-clad ninja vaginal strangulation."
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:31, archived)
# think thats how the last
pope died
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:35, archived)
#


what a way to go. Where in merka jim?
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:37, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I'm located in northwest Arkansas, headquarters of Wal*Mart and most of America's hillbillies.

Full address available if any particularly sexy bikini-clad ninjas want to make arrangements.
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 19:21, archived)
# cool, the car racing looks fun
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 19:23, archived)
# you'd better be....
well lubed up if you're sticking your head up there then
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:37, archived)
# Umm what he said

(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:34, archived)
# jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus
!!Gah!!
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 19:47, archived)
# just got a new camera, konica minolta dimage a200

click
for the first batch of photos.

I would go out and take some nice autmnal photos but it's too darn wet for my new shiny.
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:23, archived)
# I've got a konika minolta dimage z1, amongst several others
took me a while to get used to it, but it's great
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:30, archived)
# My friend sent me this clip, I've uploaded it to my site for your hearing pleasure
www.pffft.co.uk/911_tape.mp3

I wouldn't be surprised if it's gotten around a fair bit, but if you haven't heard it you'll be very happy indeed.

This is about the funniest thing I've EVER heard. It's some stupid American mom calling 911 because Burger King screwed up her order. Classic.
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:20, archived)
# |It's OK to mock lesbians,
they're big enough and ugly enough to look after themselves.
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:23, archived)
# that's so irrelevant
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:24, archived)
# it's so
not, ok?
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:26, archived)
# just make me my fucking cheeseburger the way I want it, alright!
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:27, archived)
#
thing is, this woman is basically the stereotypical upper middle class soccer mom, they're extremely abundant in America :(
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:29, archived)
# I hear ya

silly bint
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:31, archived)
# ahh yes
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:24, archived)
# Pfffft
is this for real? this is so....sad and creepy at the same time
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:34, archived)
# Fucking 'mericans. I have to work with them. Some of them are so fucking stupid!
However, some are quite nice. And smart. Its just about 75% are total jackasses.

Anyway. Woo!

(Woo to the Brian Blessed stencil. I'll be doing that!)
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:57, archived)
# Insane!
This is probably Glasscock: Irate telephone call man

better quality
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 19:02, archived)
#
Hamtoucher
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 19:37, archived)
# just been to sainsbury's. it's that time of year again, and it's time to drag out the brian blessed pumpkin stencil!
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:20, archived)
# Hooray!
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:36, archived)
# Ha ha!
now all I need is a pumpkin...
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:38, archived)
# And your life would be complete
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:40, archived)
# yes!
for the following 15 minutes
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:49, archived)
# I finally have a Gmail address and to celebrate
I thought I would share these pics of my cats being utterly unafraid of a sword...



EDIT: Oh, and which one of you chaps did I see wearing the furtive Tshirt in the Cornerhouse cinema bar in Manchester last week?


(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:03, archived)
# fucking hell
is that really your carpet or did you shop it?
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:04, archived)
# ha ha ha
this i find funny!
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:05, archived)
# Thank you for that
unfortunately I live in a rented flat and have no choice as to floor coverings... Believe me I hate it more than you
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:07, archived)
# hoverkittah
your cat look slike it can glow in the dark AND levitate at the same time
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:07, archived)
# I think you and your sword
should be more afraid of RADIOACTIVE KITTIN!
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:09, archived)
# That's right, Radioactive Kittin
and her secret weapon, SHIT MOBILE PHONE CAMERA!
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:13, archived)
# I was making an animated hovering glowing kitty
but then my imageready crashed

so there
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:35, archived)
# 2 + 2 = ?


I sat through a 2-hour statistics lecture with this stuck in my head.
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 17:57, archived)
# Mathscow
Ithn't that the capital of Russia?
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:02, archived)
# I can't beleive
I actually laughed at that.
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:16, archived)
# damn you
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:21, archived)
# She makes a lovely
π
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:06, archived)
# here have this cashcow!!!
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:17, archived)
# pffft
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:27, archived)
# Muuuuuuuuuu
Arf!
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:27, archived)
# Vinnie the pooh!

Get off me pig!!
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 17:53, archived)
# INTERNET!
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 17:59, archived)
# Rubba dub dub
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 17:51, archived)
# Is that the new iPod?
its a bit LOUD!!!
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 17:53, archived)
# arf
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 17:59, archived)
# I'VE JUST DISCOVERED THAT
MR BLESSED IS DOING PANTOMIME IN MY HOME TOWN THIS YEAR.

I shall have to have double glazing installed.
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:03, archived)
# Fan bloody tastic
What panto?
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:06, archived)
#
Aladin I think.
Brian's the genie.

Peter pan.
Brian's captain Hook.
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:09, archived)
# Peter Pan
"Starring Brian Blessed as Captain Hook. Ipswich Regent Theatre. 17th Dec '05 - 15th Jan '06."
AICMFP!
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:09, archived)
# Yes!
That's it.

All I can remember about the poster is Brian's face, in magenta with his mouth open W I D E

*issues a crisp blue five pound note*
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:12, archived)
# "*issues a crisp blue five pound note*"
Yay, ta muchly, I shall spend it unwisely.
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:14, archived)
# I would be disapointed
if it were spent in any other way.
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:23, archived)
# ..
what would be the best panto lineup.
I reckon

Blessed
Wogan
Sam fox (for tits and arse)
Dave Benson Phillips

The list could go on and on!

(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:19, archived)
# Oh no he isn't!
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:08, archived)
# pfft
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:27, archived)
# Suddenly...
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 17:45, archived)
# chuckle!
his hand is obscene
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 17:45, archived)
# I read that as obese..
..."he doesn't have a fat hand!"
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 17:49, archived)
# LOL!
these are great
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:00, archived)
# hmm...
laurel and hardy as a hat...

er...

(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 17:38, archived)
# yayy for tiny dancing things
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 17:39, archived)
#
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 17:43, archived)
# Doing a Morcambe and Wise
great!
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 17:44, archived)
# Soup on your head


I put out Soupy George a couple of days ago (this link)


Marvellously, i noticed people have started taking photos of themselves with soup on their heads, which I think is just fucking marvellous. I love it.

Look! Here they are!

Isn't that just fucking great? I love these internets. They're great.

In other news, we're playing at the Dublin Castle, which is in Camden, London, tomorrow night, with Youth Of Britain and some others, if anyone fancies it. Details here.

ROCK!
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 17:38, archived)
# Me and my lovely friends were singing it out on the streets
yestermorrow

i was shocked they'd seen it but the plebs/common folk want you to know that you rock
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 17:39, archived)
# Hooray!
Thankyou very kindly
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 17:44, archived)
# hee hee
I'll have to get my soupy photo up...

Soupy Sam = Wowser!
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 17:42, archived)
# Hooray again!
Join the soupy legion! You know your life will be full of purest joy if you have soup on your head.
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 17:45, archived)
# I'll get right on it
also, in the soupy george vid, whos the girl with the guy that looks like rob?
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 17:52, archived)
# Haha
that's rob, getting married. the young lady is rob's wife.
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:14, archived)
# oh my god!
she is all the bootiful.
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:16, archived)
# woo
Soupy George is the best song yet!
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 17:50, archived)
# Oh no!
Those people could have been seriously injured by a soup, or a broth, or something. Soup is not for beginners.
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:02, archived)
# they may risk injury
but just think of the enormous joy which will pervade every aspect of their lives now they have soup on their heads
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:11, archived)
# hehe, you can always be sure that people are strange.
Nice insertion of Rob's bairn in the video!

( I was going to do you a soup head picture for this bit but have been to the cupboard and it is bare of soup!)
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:06, archived)
# Don't be silly.
There's always soup.
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:07, archived)
# I don't eat the stuff.
Seriously, no soup in the house ( I make my own ). Plenty of beans, peas, carrots and the like. No soup, not even a packet.
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:17, archived)
# Joel....ABSOLUTELY TOP BOLLOKINGLY SOUPER
You're coming to Bath...will you be playing "Soup on your Head" ? (Into 4th play)

Edit...Like Zoot my cupboard it utterly devoid of soupy tinnery goodness...right off to the shops with...arse...it's pissing down
o0
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(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:07, archived)
# hiya
oh yes, soupy george is firmly in the set for the forseeable future. it's a fave of ours
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:12, archived)
# Then I will be purchasing a couple of your finest tickets forthwith :)



once I've sorted the soup
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:14, archived)
# hooray!
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:15, archived)
# hahahahahahaha

the ninja song cracks me up :)
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:18, archived)
# you may have to squint.
Image hosted by TinyPic.com
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 17:32, archived)
# at least the lambretta is ok
or the wee bike I should say.
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 17:36, archived)
# I knew immediately what to look for.
Crazy image.
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 17:37, archived)
# they take pleasure in creating
the most spectacular disasters, don't they?

also, they are very bright and saturated
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 17:43, archived)
# it was a 30 second shop.
They are very bright and saturated in the b3ta image kit.
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:07, archived)
# yeah I know
I am currently working on a new & improved kit for my own use, with better seams and all ;)
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:11, archived)
# I sat here wondering how the hell
that accident could happen, and then I realised its all teh quos fault.

Most sneakily shopped sir!
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:02, archived)
# Yay for local events!
That happened about an hour from my house and was on the local news. A drunk redneck teen was going way too fast in a posh neighborhood and lost control in a curve. The curb ramped the truck straight onto the poor Ferrari 360.

Edit: News story link for the curious.
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:13, archived)

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