Whilst PLaying WoW I came across this (no PUn intended)
Buggery By Dwarf, whilst a voyeuristic gnome was watching. Yegads, the things they get up to in games today.
[Edit] I just noticed a skull in the rear, Probably an earlier victim of the Randy Dwarf
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Buggery By Dwarf, whilst a voyeuristic gnome was watching. Yegads, the things they get up to in games today.
[Edit] I just noticed a skull in the rear, Probably an earlier victim of the Randy Dwarf
In the town I used to live in This geeky couple both were really into lineage
and all that. They had a tiff and she broke his memory cards or something.
It made the national news.
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Wed 12 Oct 2005, 19:06,
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It made the national news.
No idea
But I believe people have been killed because of LineageII in china.
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Wed 12 Oct 2005, 19:20,
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I didn't need to animate this
Malcolm the Crocoturtle needed no encouragement to move.
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Why, thankyou
*tilts fez forward; brushes ash off smoking jacket*
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you need this before the spider <img src="http://www.interplace.com/gif/spacer.gif" />
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Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:49,
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Wow
you post exactly* twice as much as me
* not exactly
Congrats!
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Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:47,
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* not exactly
Congrats!
Oh no!
mediocre has stopped treating objects like women! Bring back the name!
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Wed 12 Oct 2005, 20:03,
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congratulations, Broadsword
Do me a favor, will you? Next time you have one of these things, keep it an all-British operation
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Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:49,
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Lieutenant, in the next 15 minutes we have to create enough confusion to get out of here alive
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Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:51,
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we are exactly three months apart
and just a couple of hundred posts...
are you my doppleganger?
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Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:54,
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are you my doppleganger?
Congrats!
Strangely enough, your George Bush-upside-down phone pic, was doing the rounds in my place of work only yesterday. :D
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Wed 12 Oct 2005, 19:16,
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Lovely lip action what what
Also, I'm listening to choking sounds by Mike Patton...and it goes awfully well with this
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Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:39,
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Also, I'm listening to choking sounds by Mike Patton...and it goes awfully well with this
OMG!!!!!!!
One man wandbagon.
HOO WAY YOOPLAH
Just keep crakin me up you do duke
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Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:41,
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HOO WAY YOOPLAH
Just keep crakin me up you do duke
That's the lovely
Could I suggest that you enter it into the SP!CE halloween tshirt compo?
You could win £100 plus a share of profits from any sold.
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Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:39,
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You could win £100 plus a share of profits from any sold.
Wish I was worthy of a shirt
I once drew one of the world's best CDCs....
I just got a tablet.
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Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:45,
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I just got a tablet.
David just wanted everyone to have the chance to look as good as him....
and failed.....................again
Previous Career Failures
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and failed.....................again
Previous Career Failures
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There are worse ways to die.
I want my toe-tag to read "suffocation by bikini-clad ninja vaginal strangulation."
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Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:31,
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Ha ha ha!
I'm located in northwest Arkansas, headquarters of Wal*Mart and most of America's hillbillies.
Full address available if any particularly sexy bikini-clad ninjas want to make arrangements.
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Wed 12 Oct 2005, 19:21,
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Full address available if any particularly sexy bikini-clad ninjas want to make arrangements.
you'd better be....
well lubed up if you're sticking your head up there then
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Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:37,
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just got a new camera, konica minolta dimage a200
click for the first batch of photos.
I would go out and take some nice autmnal photos but it's too darn wet for my new shiny.
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Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:23,
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click for the first batch of photos.
I would go out and take some nice autmnal photos but it's too darn wet for my new shiny.
I've got a konika minolta dimage z1, amongst several others
took me a while to get used to it, but it's great
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My friend sent me this clip, I've uploaded it to my site for your hearing pleasure
www.pffft.co.uk/911_tape.mp3
I wouldn't be surprised if it's gotten around a fair bit, but if you haven't heard it you'll be very happy indeed.
This is about the funniest thing I've EVER heard. It's some stupid American mom calling 911 because Burger King screwed up her order. Classic.
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I wouldn't be surprised if it's gotten around a fair bit, but if you haven't heard it you'll be very happy indeed.
This is about the funniest thing I've EVER heard. It's some stupid American mom calling 911 because Burger King screwed up her order. Classic.
|It's OK to mock lesbians,
they're big enough and ugly enough to look after themselves.
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Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:23,
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just make me my fucking cheeseburger the way I want it, alright!
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thing is, this woman is basically the stereotypical upper middle class soccer mom, they're extremely abundant in America :(
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Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:29,
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ahh yes
more stupid mericans:
www.thatvideosite.com/view/880.html
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Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:24,
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www.thatvideosite.com/view/880.html
Pfffft
is this for real? this is so....sad and creepy at the same time
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Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:34,
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Fucking 'mericans. I have to work with them. Some of them are so fucking stupid!
However, some are quite nice. And smart. Its just about 75% are total jackasses.
Anyway. Woo!
(Woo to the Brian Blessed stencil. I'll be doing that!)
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Anyway. Woo!
(Woo to the Brian Blessed stencil. I'll be doing that!)
Insane!
This is probably Glasscock: Irate telephone call man
better quality
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Wed 12 Oct 2005, 19:02,
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better quality
just been to sainsbury's. it's that time of year again, and it's time to drag out the brian blessed pumpkin stencil!
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I finally have a Gmail address and to celebrate
I thought I would share these pics of my cats being utterly unafraid of a sword...
EDIT: Oh, and which one of you chaps did I see wearing the furtive Tshirt in the Cornerhouse cinema bar in Manchester last week?
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Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:03,
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EDIT: Oh, and which one of you chaps did I see wearing the furtive Tshirt in the Cornerhouse cinema bar in Manchester last week?
Thank you for that
unfortunately I live in a rented flat and have no choice as to floor coverings... Believe me I hate it more than you
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Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:07,
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hoverkittah
your cat look slike it can glow in the dark AND levitate at the same time
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Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:07,
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I think you and your sword
should be more afraid of RADIOACTIVE KITTIN!
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Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:09,
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That's right, Radioactive Kittin
and her secret weapon, SHIT MOBILE PHONE CAMERA!
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Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:13,
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I was making an animated hovering glowing kitty
but then my imageready crashed
so there
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Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:35,
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so there
2 + 2 = ?
I sat through a 2-hour statistics lecture with this stuck in my head.
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Wed 12 Oct 2005, 17:57,
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I sat through a 2-hour statistics lecture with this stuck in my head.
I'VE JUST DISCOVERED THAT
MR BLESSED IS DOING PANTOMIME IN MY HOME TOWN THIS YEAR.
I shall have to have double glazing installed.
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Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:03,
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I shall have to have double glazing installed.
Brian's the genie.
Peter pan.
Brian's captain Hook.
Peter Pan
"Starring Brian Blessed as Captain Hook. Ipswich Regent Theatre. 17th Dec '05 - 15th Jan '06."
AICMFP!
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Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:09,
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AICMFP!
Yes!
That's it.
All I can remember about the poster is Brian's face, in magenta with his mouth open W I D E
*issues a crisp blue five pound note*
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Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:12,
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All I can remember about the poster is Brian's face, in magenta with his mouth open W I D E
*issues a crisp blue five pound note*
"*issues a crisp blue five pound note*"
Yay, ta muchly, I shall spend it unwisely.
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Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:14,
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..
what would be the best panto lineup.
I reckon
Blessed
Wogan
Sam fox (for tits and arse)
Dave Benson Phillips
The list could go on and on!
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Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:19,
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I reckon
Blessed
Wogan
Sam fox (for tits and arse)
Dave Benson Phillips
The list could go on and on!
Soup on your head
I put out Soupy George a couple of days ago (this link)
Marvellously, i noticed people have started taking photos of themselves with soup on their heads, which I think is just fucking marvellous. I love it.
Look! Here they are!
Isn't that just fucking great? I love these internets. They're great.
In other news, we're playing at the Dublin Castle, which is in Camden, London, tomorrow night, with Youth Of Britain and some others, if anyone fancies it. Details here.
ROCK!
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Wed 12 Oct 2005, 17:38,
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I put out Soupy George a couple of days ago (this link)
Marvellously, i noticed people have started taking photos of themselves with soup on their heads, which I think is just fucking marvellous. I love it.
Look! Here they are!
Isn't that just fucking great? I love these internets. They're great.
In other news, we're playing at the Dublin Castle, which is in Camden, London, tomorrow night, with Youth Of Britain and some others, if anyone fancies it. Details here.
ROCK!
Me and my lovely friends were singing it out on the streets
yestermorrow
i was shocked they'd seen it but the plebs/common folk want you to know that you rock
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Wed 12 Oct 2005, 17:39,
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i was shocked they'd seen it but the plebs/common folk want you to know that you rock
hee hee
I'll have to get my soupy photo up...
Soupy Sam = Wowser!
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Wed 12 Oct 2005, 17:42,
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Soupy Sam = Wowser!
Hooray again!
Join the soupy legion! You know your life will be full of purest joy if you have soup on your head.
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I'll get right on it
also, in the soupy george vid, whos the girl with the guy that looks like rob?
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Wed 12 Oct 2005, 17:52,
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Haha
that's rob, getting married. the young lady is rob's wife.
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Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:14,
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Oh no!
Those people could have been seriously injured by a soup, or a broth, or something. Soup is not for beginners.
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Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:02,
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they may risk injury
but just think of the enormous joy which will pervade every aspect of their lives now they have soup on their heads
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Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:11,
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hehe, you can always be sure that people are strange.
Nice insertion of Rob's bairn in the video!
( I was going to do you a soup head picture for this bit but have been to the cupboard and it is bare of soup!)
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Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:06,
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( I was going to do you a soup head picture for this bit but have been to the cupboard and it is bare of soup!)
I don't eat the stuff.
Seriously, no soup in the house ( I make my own ). Plenty of beans, peas, carrots and the like. No soup, not even a packet.
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Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:17,
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Joel....ABSOLUTELY TOP BOLLOKINGLY SOUPER
You're coming to Bath...will you be playing "Soup on your Head" ? (Into 4th play)
Edit...Like Zoot my cupboard it utterly devoid of soupy tinnery goodness...right off to the shops with...arse...it's pissing down
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Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:07,
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Edit...Like Zoot my cupboard it utterly devoid of soupy tinnery goodness...right off to the shops with...arse...it's pissing down
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hiya
oh yes, soupy george is firmly in the set for the forseeable future. it's a fave of ours
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Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:12,
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Then I will be purchasing a couple of your finest tickets forthwith :)
once I've sorted the soup
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Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:14,
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once I've sorted the soup
they take pleasure in creating
the most spectacular disasters, don't they?
also, they are very bright and saturated
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Wed 12 Oct 2005, 17:43,
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also, they are very bright and saturated
it was a 30 second shop.
They are very bright and saturated in the b3ta image kit.
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Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:07,
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yeah I know
I am currently working on a new & improved kit for my own use, with better seams and all ;)
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Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:11,
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I sat here wondering how the hell
that accident could happen, and then I realised its all teh quos fault.
Most sneakily shopped sir!
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Wed 12 Oct 2005, 18:02,
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Most sneakily shopped sir!
Yay for local events!
That happened about an hour from my house and was on the local news. A drunk redneck teen was going way too fast in a posh neighborhood and lost control in a curve. The curb ramped the truck straight onto the poor Ferrari 360.
Edit: News story link for the curious.
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Edit: News story link for the curious.
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