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# very funny irish slang site
just had this e-mailed to me. it's brilliant. www.irishslang.net

Baker Street - The only London train station where you can change from the pink line to the brown line
From Sam in Co. Donegal
"…so I shoved it up her pissflaps but she had the painter's in so I changed at Baker Street."

Bombay Shitehawk - General colourful insult
From Joe in Eyeorland
"Get up the yard, ya bombay shitehawk!"
(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:21, archived)
# you make little Christmas bastards sad :(

(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:21, archived)
# Get up the yard, ya bombay shitehawk!

(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:22, archived)
# rubbery!

available for Christmas
(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:25, archived)
# *would*

(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:26, archived)
# It's from Viz you moron
And we've all heard them.
(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:21, archived)
# Pffft!
Hardly anything new to me ;)
Top lurkage and all!
(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:22, archived)
# how about this?

news.com.com/2100-1030_3-5973729.html
(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:22, archived)
# Hahaha!
what the friar tuck?
(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:26, archived)
# hahaha
But 'baker street' slang has been in Viz's profanisaurus for years!
(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:22, archived)
# irish people are stupiud.

(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:22, archived)
# deliberate irony
or not?
(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:29, archived)
# outstanding lurkage!

(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:23, archived)
# Hamtoucher.

(, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 9:15, archived)
# wdwdwdwd

(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:18, archived)
# nice!

(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:19, archived)
# Jamie Oliver Cromwell?

(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:19, archived)
# fat tongued
silly billy
(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:19, archived)
# no

it's thilly billy!
(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:20, archived)
# it's pretty cold this time of year...

(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:15, archived)
# woot!
didn't need the bottom caption, but great!!
(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:16, archived)
# it helps though

(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:18, archived)
# why's an orang utan called an orang utan?
because one of its balls is made of steel and the other is made of iron, and when it walks that's the sound it makes.
(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:17, archived)
# mm wank monkey bollocks

(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:19, archived)
# wank monkeys should either be female
or have been "done" or terrible things could occur
(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:21, archived)
# we should have a wank monkey inspired competition
like.. "what`s the best animal for wanking you off - photoshop your evidence"
(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:22, archived)
# but we know what/who the winner is already!
"close down photoshop and get out your camera: what`s the best animal for...."

no, maybe not
(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:29, archived)
# tenous I know.....Woody Allen Whicker!
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(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:13, archived)
# hahaha
looks like that annoying unfunny twat who does the outtakes cockups things.
/forgets details
(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:15, archived)
# Dennis Norden?

(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:15, archived)
# Yeah!
thats him

I think he might die soon.
(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:19, archived)
# we can but hope

(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:20, archived)
# erm. which compo is this for Mr Benny?

compo it!... hard

I'm an idiot today..........
(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:16, archived)
# pffft that`s great

(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:17, archived)
# The name's Collins John Collins

(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:09, archived)
# haha!
have Chris Martin Clunes


(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:10, archived)
# How about...
Boy George Michael Barrymore?
There seems to be a trail of gayness in this. Must be something in the water...
(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:11, archived)
# dunno.. I made that ages ago.. don`t have time to shop in work :\

here`s Pierce Bronson / Charles Brosnan



meh to compo rules ;)
(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:13, archived)
# huzzah!

(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:14, archived)
# and you can have a seamless face swap also:

(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:15, archived)
# large & little

(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:24, archived)
# TORVILL & DEAN

^ Torvill is well short like ^
(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:28, archived)
# errrrm. OK then
did you get their authographs?
(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:36, archived)
# sadly no
but dean offerd me his nice iced buns, which i quickly refused. then hit him.
(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:44, archived)
# haha I love that

(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:35, archived)
# hehe
heh
(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:16, archived)
# That
is ugly beyond words. What were you thinking??
(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:12, archived)
# I was thinking about wanking into a stool pigeon
mmm
(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:13, archived)
# or into a slipper!

(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:14, archived)
# wot I shall write on the bottom of wif mein biro!


a Jimmy Lynda Carter

(yeah yeah I know.. not the competition.. meh)
(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:16, archived)
# boris johnson yeltsin

While I love this compo idea and all, isn't it a little similar to the unholy lovechild challenge?
(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:13, archived)
# yeah possibly, only a bit haRDER (got excited then)
haha to teh pic
(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:14, archived)
# you called?

(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:14, archived)
# Who is Johnson Yeltsin?
The Celeb name has to begin with the last name of the celeb. The more celebs in the name the better.
he he
(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:18, archived)
# in that case... HAVE this:


/just to be more annoying
(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:20, archived)
# if it wasnae for yer feet in yer wellies....

(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:21, archived)
# GEHT TAE FAHK!

(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:23, archived)
# Jennifer
Billy Connelly Jennifer Connely Billy...aaarrrggghh!!!
(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:23, archived)
# Tori Amos Brierly?

(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:24, archived)
# he he
You BEAUTY!
(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:27, archived)
# hahahahaha you nutter

(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:32, archived)
# seeeeeaaaamlessssss the wonder horse!

(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:40, archived)
# serves me right for not actually reading the rules ;)

(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:24, archived)
# well, not all that seamless, and I break the naming rules, but who cares...








admire the crappy tagging :-)
(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:21, archived)
# Hahaha
(*is a Fulhamer*)
(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:14, archived)
# then both parts work for you!
Don't say I never give you anything
(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:17, archived)
# Collins John is great
John Collins is a bit mediocre.
(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:20, archived)
# well, he's somewhat worse than mediocre these days
what with being about 50
(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:22, archived)
# what is this
foot of ball you speak of human?
(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:23, archived)
# i like this one

(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:05, archived)
# nice
i just thought
ron jeremy beadle.....and shuddered with fear

then i typed jeremy beadle into google images.......and got a donkey gums pic as first hit. joy.
(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:06, archived)
# what a stomach!

(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:06, archived)
# stop
that thought right THERE !!!!
(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:08, archived)
# this is really proving that old adage...
"never trust someone with two first names"
(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:08, archived)
# assasins

Lee Harvey Oswald

Mark David Chapman, etc.
(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:15, archived)
# um...
I think it's OK if the two first names are their first names...
assassins aside...
(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:19, archived)
# Mr. and Mrs. Sparks

(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:09, archived)
# Good one!

(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:11, archived)
# he he

(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:12, archived)
# kelly fun

(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:19, archived)
# which ones the corner flag?

(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:03, archived)
# seamless, and also...

(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:04, archived)
# Hmmm?

(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:10, archived)
# Hehe
I've got this bandwagon bookmarked as 'mental woman'
after Figurative Pineapple's 'warning - mental woman holding sign' Classic.
(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:10, archived)
# o yes
laughed hard so that a likkle bit of poo touched my boxers
(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:05, archived)
# pfft
and a chance to repost this


(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:06, archived)
# hahahaha
tops
(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:08, archived)
# hahahaha
inspired!
(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:08, archived)
# top flippin` shop

(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:11, archived)
# snigger

(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:24, archived)
# hhhmm
...If Condi was married and the head of Condi was shopped atop....
(, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 0:48, archived)
# She is just piling
it on of late!
(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:10, archived)
# Me and Lucan share the same nose

(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:01, archived)
# poor poor you...

(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:02, archived)
# Pfffft!
And moustache and hair style :P
(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:03, archived)
# not quit ethe hair as well
thank god - imagine that - sheesh
(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:04, archived)
# You just might be Lucan ;)

(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:05, archived)
# aaaaahhh
shooot me
(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:06, archived)
# Haha!
*hands you a mug of tea and a jaffa cake*
There, there. It's all going to be fine.
(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:11, archived)
# so you do, yay!
TJ Hooker: huh? www.globalarnold.com/video/antipiracy.wmv
(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:03, archived)
# So do me and Edward Furlong
Strange that!
(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:04, archived)
# hahaha...if only they'd have looked for him properly..!


Tres woo..!
(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Me shell just loves to dance

(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 16:57, archived)
# Yay!
Go MeShell!
(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 16:59, archived)
# oooh, hello!

(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:00, archived)
# yay!
See my webcam:
http://www.rand.org.uk/camera/live.htm
(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:00, archived)
# Bah!
Was hoping for boobs
(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:02, archived)
# "Hallo my baby, hallo my hunny, hallo my rag-time-gaaaal"
Woo.
(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:00, archived)
# /Spaceballs?

(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:02, archived)
# Without a doubt
the best scene in the movie
(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:03, archived)
# agreed!

(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:03, archived)
# I must watch this film.

(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:03, archived)
# Barry White Manilow


I am your dad, and you can get to fucking bed right this minute sonny jim
(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 16:56, archived)
# the trouble with mandy?

(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 16:57, archived)
# that is terrifying
and one hell of a nose job Mr Manilow
(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 16:58, archived)
# lovely
but doesn't adhere to the rules. There is no one called White Manilow! he he
(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 16:58, archived)
# Thanks!

It's early here...... and I have a slight cold..... and I had a couple of whiskies last night.....





.... and one this morning

(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:06, archived)
# mmmmmm whiskers...
oh...whiskies!
(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:09, archived)
# haven't we had
all this before?
www.b3ta.com/challenge/conjoined/
(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 16:59, archived)
# Bums
that makes me sad and happy at the same time
(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:00, archived)
# it was over 2 years ago
so most people weren;t here then I suppose
(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:02, archived)
# hey ho
I remember that now you point it out. But no one paid attention to the rules then either...
(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:24, archived)
# erm.....which compo is this for Mr M3?

(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:00, archived)
# bugger, duly noted.

(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:02, archived)
# ;)

(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:03, archived)
# more than that, this is a blatant repost and now I cannot relate it to a compo.

I'v never reposted in a new thread before. I feel dirty..............


Hold me......
(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:05, archived)
# *holds*

(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:15, archived)
# Oh Baby!

(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:02, archived)
# Geddit?

(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 16:54, archived)
# Hehe
"I'm the only rubbish catchphrase based character in this programme"

Erm.. Daffyd, I hate to spoil your fun but...
(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 16:56, archived)
# Computer says
"fuck knows"



(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 16:57, archived)
# only
grey in the village?
(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 16:57, archived)
# .
yeh, i know.
(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 16:58, archived)
# what do I win?
Eh? Eh?
(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:00, archived)
# A
rapidly-fading sense of satisfaction. Enjoy.
(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:05, archived)
# Not really
anything to do with this thomas?

(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 16:57, archived)
# hehe
show me more!
(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:00, archived)
# www.homestarrunner.com
Teen girl squad


AICMFP
(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:07, archived)
# ^ this person is correct
Sweet moves Thomas!
(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:11, archived)
# ris
i dont get it
(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 16:58, archived)
# not the only fucking annoying sketch in a pile of shite show?

(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 16:59, archived)
# here's one

(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 16:54, archived)
# ha ha
that am teh woo!
(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 16:54, archived)
# Peter Andre Agassi!
Hurrah!
(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 16:55, archived)
# Peter Andre Jordan?
erm.. Agassi?



(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 16:55, archived)
# Hes coming down to Southampton this weekend
but so is Rachel Stevens so I think Ill see her instead.

Actually, Carl Kennedy from neighbours will be in Southampton on Saturday so I may be out pretending to be a neighbours fan and chatting up the ladies

Nehoo, Im bored as hell and theres no one here so Im going home.

Speak to you all soon
(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 16:58, archived)
# woo
for monkey based usernames.
right on my monkey-brother!
(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 16:58, archived)
# Ben Elton John?
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(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 16:49, archived)
# *shudder*

(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 16:51, archived)
# haha
perfect penguin placement
(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 16:52, archived)
# he's not fucking the bloody thing!
but not bad placement, all the same
(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 16:53, archived)
# I wanted to cover the seagully thing... seemed ideal really!


(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 16:54, archived)
# fluffy penguin...
...waits for furtive, waits waits.

and relax.

Ben Elton John, that is too much Cool Britannia for me to handle at once I think. Have an !oow
(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 16:52, archived)
# !aT


(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 16:56, archived)
# Isle of Man Tourist Board
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Later that day at the Island Police Headquarters...
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(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 16:48, archived)
# Pfft!
Woo You!
(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 16:48, archived)
# hahahaha

(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 16:49, archived)
# hahah!
oops! looks like that butter fingers chopped off a leg by mistake!
(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 16:49, archived)
# pffft
you are Olivier8`s soul mate

you just need a sausage bird type thing going on
(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 16:49, archived)
# ch ch ch chicken?
when you were the let down last time? :P
(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 16:52, archived)
# you love it
besides.. Geoff would have bummed me, but instead he bummed you :)
(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:04, archived)
# fnar fnar!

(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:15, archived)
# haha, thought that too !

(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:00, archived)
# AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
hatstand
(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 16:50, archived)
# What's going on?!
That's cool

Newbies with tallent!
(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 16:50, archived)
# Haha, ace.
Woo!
(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 16:50, archived)
# Marvelous!
looks like you've already shopped a kitten, pull up a bar stool. You'll never leave.
(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 16:52, archived)
# oh my.

(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 16:54, archived)
# top cocking!!

(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 16:54, archived)
# haha woo!

(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 16:54, archived)
# aaah
Pull up a mushroom, chop a kitten etc etc.

!oow
(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 16:54, archived)
# This isn't just a normal newbie
This is a hummus-laden,
FAQ-reading,
non-threadwasting
newbie
Get off my hat!
(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 16:57, archived)
# :D
danka
(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:02, archived)
# hahaa
words fail me...
(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 16:59, archived)
# He He
I used to have to live in that godforsaken little shit hole
(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 16:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Ringo Freddy Starr


Freddy
Ringo

what the hell have I created?
(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 16:48, archived)
# Malcolm Macdowell by the looks of it
Circa. 1974
(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 16:49, archived)
# something seXXXy

*beats down teh horn*
(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 16:50, archived)
# Captain Mangle Face by the looks of it

(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 16:52, archived)
# Freddy always looks(ed) like that

Is he still breathing?
(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 16:54, archived)
# Sid Michael Owen

(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 16:48, archived)
# Hmmm

(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 16:53, archived)

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