Olivia Newton John Travolta!

(Jansen, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:04, archived)

aargggh!
jeeeesus that's scary!! woo!
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:05, archived)

Scary
beyond words.
(timothycrippins, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:05, archived)

He looks like
A dinner lady from my old school
( Blobcat Previously known as Amazongirl, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:11, archived)

Better shape up, coz you need a
?
(Smudger Angel Heart, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:05, archived)

Your right...
I need a Smudger.
( Evil_Badger isn't really evil, but is a badger., Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:06, archived)

You're in luck!
There's one just up there ^
( Skotzmun, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:07, archived)

Hahahahahaha
BURP!
(Smudger Angel Heart, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:07, archived)

paper bag
methinks!

scarily woo pic, BTW
( Skotzmun, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:06, archived)

Disturbing
but very woo. So woo!

( the holly and the ivv, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:05, archived)

winner!
woo sir, or madam, to you.
(Octo , living la vida broker, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:05, archived)

no need for that L plate
ah ah ah
( olivier8 (euroloon), Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:08, archived)

?
You are the count from sesame street
AICMFP

hows sausagebird?
( shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:11, archived)

the cunt from sesame street surely
SB is fine ..i just wished i had more time to spare (steal from employer) to do more SB pics these days...oh well it's just a temporarly work rush and it will get back to normal next week=)
( olivier8 (euroloon), Thu 1 Dec 2005, 8:03, archived)

Ooh.
I had a dream about this:

( ' ; , , ; ', Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:08, archived)

Muhammed Ali G
Seams abound!

(penrose oh, and that's a bad miss, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:03, archived)

That fucking Leslie Garrett
gets everywhere





/edit: woo pic, sorry
( shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:05, archived)

1 2 3 4 5 6
( Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:59, archived)

NSFW!
That duck's 69ing it's own relfection!!

You've corrupted my innocent mind!!
( Rico, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:00, archived)

Wow! That's a mindfuck
but very nicely done. I like nicely done duck

*drools*

EDIT: #3 looks like it's gonna end a big and painful accident, though!
( Skotzmun, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:01, archived)

Shouldn't that be mindduck?

( Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:01, archived)

Hahahahah!
Yes! Yes it should! :-)
( Skotzmun, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:04, archived)

that hurts my brain....

*ouch*

woo yay!
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:01, archived)

^This

( the holly and the ivv, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:02, archived)

hello sexy lady
y'allright?
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:08, archived)

*nods*
You alright hunny bun?

( the holly and the ivv, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:11, archived)

i'm goooood! :)
s'all good! :D
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:18, archived)

Arf
I think your duck's broken
( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:01, archived)

woo
...that seems normal to me/
why when you look at yourself in the mirror..the left and right side are reversed but not the up and down???
( olivier8 (euroloon), Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:06, archived)

David James The First?

( printmeister http://scraundler.blogspot.com/, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:53, archived)

And last
I hope!
( Rico, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:54, archived)

Hurrah!

( the holly and the ivv, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:54, archived)

cool
Nice job! :)
(TheGrimReaper, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:59, archived)

haha
great expression! Like "Nnnng, please think I look good!"
(Onion Terror. was watching you on, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:59, archived)

Please, the SIXTH
[it being St Andrews' Day after all :)]
( Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:07, archived)

What a fine board
History and norks on one page. :-)

EDIT: Oh well, the norks have been pushed off the page.
( Skotzmun, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:09, archived)

hehehe
'twas a little ploy to annoy the Scotch people! ;-)
( printmeister http://scraundler.blogspot.com/, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:12, archived)

THERE ARE HUMANS MADE FROM WHISKY???????
I may have to turn cannibal.
( Skotzmun, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:16, archived)

I spy that source

( ProfHawking Lalalalala BANG!! Run! dammit, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:09, archived)

Michael J Fox...

( Rico, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:52, archived)

And it's shaking too!
Woo :-)

( the holly and the ivv, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:53, archived)

I know
and now I feel bad.

: (
( Rico, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:54, archived)

Awwww, don't feel bad
*huggles*

( the holly and the ivv, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:58, archived)

Thanx! I like Huggles.
But you don't hear the word used often enough.
( Rico, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:59, archived)

Maybe
we should start a campaign...

( the holly and the ivv, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:01, archived)

After Corrie

( Rico, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:03, archived)

nibble

(Octo , living la vida broker, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:48, archived)

Jamie Oliver Cromwell
Extremely poorly executed but I only had a mo.

(penrose oh, and that's a bad miss, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:47, archived)

I don't care how he's executed

( Merry Griffmas and a Savally New year now has a chrissmassy name!, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:48, archived)

pffft

( shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:48, archived)

Slowly would be too good
for the fat tongued mockney twat
(penrose oh, and that's a bad miss, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:49, archived)

hahaha the seams on that made me chuckle :) woo
EDIT: Seamhorse likes it



( mugatu what the deuce?, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:51, archived)

you need

( Merry Griffmas and a Savally New year now has a chrissmassy name!, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:55, archived)

Is his name Seamus?

( Merry Griffmas and a Savally New year now has a chrissmassy name!, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:56, archived)

( shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:53, archived)

Broke My Arm
Two weeks ago and got it pinned, out of a cat now so though #I' share my x-ray and arm.

( handd The World Will End On, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:47, archived)

is that your thrapping arm?

( Merry Griffmas and a Savally New year now has a chrissmassy name!, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:48, archived)

They put your arm in a cat????
*rings RSPCA*
( Skotzmun, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:48, archived)

lol
NHS for ya,
( handd The World Will End On, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:50, archived)

But I thought that
was going to the DOGS????

Welcome back to the home of two working limbs, BTW
( Skotzmun, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:51, archived)

You only have...
TWO working limbs?!

Poor thing. Was that from birth or...?
(TheGrimReaper, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:01, archived)

My right arm and left leg
were both laid off during the Miner's Strike back in the 80's, and have been out of work since then.

They sit at home drinking beer and smoking fags all day while the other two have to wait hand and foot on them.
( Skotzmun, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:03, archived)

LMFAO
Nice response. I feel almost as if you had that just set up waiting for me :)
(TheGrimReaper, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:10, archived)

Thanks :)
And no I didn't. In fact the punchline didn't exist when I started typing the response!

I love it when free-form bollocks just resolves itself like that. Doesn't happen often, but when it does...

*grins smugly*
( Skotzmun, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:13, archived)

I'm glad
it;s out of the cat :)


looks painful
( shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:49, archived)

Had a bone removed from my wrist/hand
hence my hand flopping down a little
( handd The World Will End On, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:51, archived)

must..........avoid........limp.....wrist.......joke

( shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:51, archived)

:)
lol I've been given exercises to do in the bath too
( handd The World Will End On, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:53, archived)

Best excuse ever!
:-)
( Skotzmun, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:54, archived)

hahaha
just make sure you wash your hair before...
( shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:56, archived)

that's nasty
especially as they cut your bones off before the wrist.
I'd repost my dislocated finger but I dunno where I put it. Incidentally, it's getting much better now and should be ok in a week or so.
(Onion Terror. was watching you on, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:02, archived)

Beattie - The Early Years

( MadMike, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:47, archived)

Clyde Beattie...
Dick's older brother, father?

Woo :-)

( the holly and the ivv, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:50, archived)

Clyde...
Was merely Dick's "stage" name.
( MadMike, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:51, archived)

Probably neccessary
as Dick Beatie was a 1950's euphamism for wanking
( shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:54, archived)

Eggs
actly
( MadMike, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:56, archived)

Michael Howard Stern?

( printmeister http://scraundler.blogspot.com/, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:36, archived)

(Jansen, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:41, archived)

hahahaha

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:45, archived)

hahahaha

( mugatu what the deuce?, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:45, archived)

Felow dj


( Blobcat Previously known as Amazongirl, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:46, archived)

go nohands!
I'm a bit bemused as to why he is in a cemetary haha


( mugatu what the deuce?, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:48, archived)

I originally made him
When I heard about John peel dying
( Blobcat Previously known as Amazongirl, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:49, archived)

ahhh right gotcha :)

( mugatu what the deuce?, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:50, archived)

It's a
g-rave!

Woo to pic, and pic above
( Skotzmun, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:50, archived)

i think it was made as a john peel homage
=)
(mindpissage)
( olivier8 (euroloon), Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:50, archived)

Hurrah!
More of this sort of thing.
( We are the lemon How have I not discovered Dr. Horrible before now?, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:46, archived)

hahahaha

( Mousing, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:46, archived)

have a bit of this
i cock up a fair bit though
goldenfanjita.com/images/Movie.wmv
(FiiiiiiveGoldenFanjitas, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:51, archived)

Show off!
:-)

Sounded ok from this end as a bit of rhythmicationalising of the scratch. So, woo!
( Skotzmun, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:58, archived)

haha

( We are the lemon How have I not discovered Dr. Horrible before now?, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:45, archived)

hahahaha nice!~

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:46, archived)

pfffft

( mugatu what the deuce?, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:45, archived)

'ning all
well i have the afternoon off and im bored :(

(Memorex don't you have anything better to do?, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:36, archived)

puckers up!

edit: a .png!!
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:37, archived)

so's this

( Merry Griffmas and a Savally New year now has a chrissmassy name!, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:44, archived)

yay! Pingu!
All hail any kids' cartoon that relies so much on wee-wee jokes.
( Skotzmun, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:45, archived)

Yay!
I went and saw my penguin at the weekend. With a girl!
(Vamos!, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:14, archived)

right
so.. whats your point :(
(Memorex don't you have anything better to do?, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:48, archived)

*mwah*
hello smelly!!
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:39, archived)

lol
*mwah*

hey ;D
(Memorex don't you have anything better to do?, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:40, archived)

kiss me
my scrren is covered in lipstick.....
(AngelicMutiny, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:40, archived)

good first message

( shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:41, archived)

^

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:42, archived)

'ning, gayers!



( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:34, archived)

pfffft
'ning!


( mugatu what the deuce?, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:34, archived)

LET'S GO CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!


nice!~
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:35, archived)

'ning DTH

( Drunken Vet, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:35, archived)

hahaha!
braw
( The Duke of Prunes, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:35, archived)

pfft.
Dave, you never cease to amaze me.
( Spam Filter Formerly known as Superdude, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:35, archived)

Thankyou, citizen!
*strikes heroic pose*


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:39, archived)

hahaha
do you sit in your armchair every morning until new pun hits you
( Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:36, archived)

No, I sit on the bog, Dur!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:37, archived)

you're crazy!
and i love you for it!
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:40, archived)

*smooches*


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:42, archived)

*pinches bum*

*blushes*
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:44, archived)

Hey!
come back here with my bum!

*tries to give chase but legs won't work without bum*


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:45, archived)

*replaces bum*

*takes photos*

*sells on ebay for 50p a pop*
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:48, archived)

*bids*

( the holly and the ivv, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:52, archived)

*pops*
*pays 50p*
( Skotzmun, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:05, archived)

Ar(f)rgh! as ever, Mr tH :-)
I guess the face-print is at about the right height for the purple poser, too

he's small
( Skotzmun, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:47, archived)

Hee hee

( the holly and the ivv, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:47, archived)

C.S?.I
or is that part of the joke?
(Onion Terror. was watching you on, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:06, archived)

RichardLittleJohnTerryWogan



( mugatu what the deuce?, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:32, archived)

ha ha
short autograph for such a long name
( Merry Griffmas and a Savally New year now has a chrissmassy name!, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:36, archived)

This is the kind of orienteering I want to go on

( Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:32, archived)

Source Pic!!!!!???!!
Source Pic goddamit!!!!!
(Colostomy Bag Explosion got bored of looking for porn on, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:33, archived)

I recognize that coat.
dammit - Mrs Griffin Saver's been at it again!
( Merry Griffmas and a Savally New year now has a chrissmassy name!, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:35, archived)

She didn't get those opening a £1
savings account
( Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:37, archived)

arf
the interest is much higher with these
( Merry Griffmas and a Savally New year now has a chrissmassy name!, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:42, archived)

Here ya go
www.titsnarse.com/images/absail.jpg
( Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:40, archived)

haha
you tease!
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:42, archived)

COR!!

( Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:33, archived)

Much sexier
and surely safer than this

(ChuckAnger Keepin' it real since 1985, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:54, archived)

*Hops on Beattie wandbagon*

( Drunken Vet, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:31, archived)

again??????

( The Great Architect, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:34, archived)

When I made this
I was fishing for compliments.


I think I missread the sign.
( ' ; , , ; ', Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:36, archived)

Maybe this should have stayed....

locked away in my head
( @><|= w0nu!) AKA chadder - but is still a ****, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:30, archived)

Wagons Roll!!

( Merry Griffmas and a Savally New year now has a chrissmassy name!, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:31, archived)

steady.... steady..............

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:28, archived)

PffT!

( Blobcat Previously known as Amazongirl, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:29, archived)

do you have a leak missie?

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:37, archived)

Sorry
couldnt help myself
( Blobcat Previously known as Amazongirl, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:40, archived)

*muah*

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:44, archived)

yay!
This is great


edit\ although I do think they are just trying to peek at her norks
( shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:29, archived)

!

the very thought!
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:36, archived)

very
funny as always sir.

Woo!
(Octo , living la vida broker, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:33, archived)

cheers!~

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:36, archived)

Not the best idea to bring a piano up there
*clicks "I like this!"*
( Shada ha ha! graphs!, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:33, archived)

hahaha none too smart, but they've got a lot of spunk

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:36, archived)

ha ha
are these alternative professions for the little guys and gals that get jobs showing you which toilet is which and what to do at traffic lights etc?
( Merry Griffmas and a Savally New year now has a chrissmassy name!, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:34, archived)

they're on their holidays

bless. None too smart though.
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:35, archived)

To Me... To You

( Choc Ice Raspberries are crap Strawberries, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:57, archived)

must...work...harder...

(Glebez, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:24, archived)

How queer!

( The Duke of Prunes, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:26, archived)

That's what he'd say
If he were watching me...
( ' ; , , ; ', Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:27, archived)

so how does one pronounce you then?

( Merry Griffmas and a Savally New year now has a chrissmassy name!, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:29, archived)

I never thought of that...

( ' ; , , ; ', Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:31, archived)

it looks a bit like a space invader

( Merry Griffmas and a Savally New year now has a chrissmassy name!, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:32, archived)

I should try for a Metroid.

( ' ; , , ; ', Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:38, archived)

isn't that some kind of throat lozenge?

( Merry Griffmas and a Savally New year now has a chrissmassy name!, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:44, archived)

This is a Metroid

( ' ; , , ; ', Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:47, archived)

ooh - i had some of those once
some cream from the pharmacists sorted them out

edit: I was thinking of these earlier: www.tinshop.co.uk/pics/94a.jpg
( Merry Griffmas and a Savally New year now has a chrissmassy name!, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:52, archived)

Cor!
that's a fine name you have!
how is it pronounced?
( The Duke of Prunes, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:31, archived)

join the queue Dukey

( Merry Griffmas and a Savally New year now has a chrissmassy name!, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:32, archived)

hahaha, not for long

( shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:28, archived)

Aww
Too damn cute
( Blobcat Previously known as Amazongirl, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:31, archived)

hahaha That's smashing

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:32, archived)

i could watch that for hours

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:35, archived)

I'll put the kettle on

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:38, archived)

hmmmmm....

( Zank Frappa Dahmer Llama Karma Drama!, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:23, archived)

that explains a lot!

( Mushroom, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:27, archived)

( Damoclaus is putting you all on the naughty list!, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:50, archived)

oh yeah
Tony has pronged Botch.
(gottdamm, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 0:41, archived)

Derek Dick Beattie?

( printmeister http://scraundler.blogspot.com/, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:15, archived)

Mindpiss!
the only reason I didn't do a similar pic was the belief no-one would know him by that name.
(Jansen, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:21, archived)

hahaha!
It's always good to see a Beattiefication
( The Duke of Prunes, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:23, archived)