Ron Jemery Clarkson
Sorry, couldn't resist
I'll leave now...

Can't spell Jeremy
(penrose oh, and that's a bad miss, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:38, archived)

looks
like he has bee sanchezed
(Octo , Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:39, archived)

That works on so many levels
I've always thought Clarkson a bit of a big knob! :-)
( Skotzmun, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:39, archived)

*must resist*

*Fails miserably*
( The Great Architect, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:46, archived)

Ron Jeremy Irons


too far?


probably because her right arm must be very long to reach there!
( Choc Ice Raspberries are crap Strawberries, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:05, archived)

I wonder what she saw in old george?

(Octo , Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:32, archived)

Harsh
but probably fair
( Skotzmun, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:33, archived)

as long as she does a
'my life with boozer George' spread in a tabloid wearing just her undies then I'll be happy
( Griffy Savalas Shut up Irrelevant Bob, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:34, archived)

it's what he
would have wanted
( grey matter, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:35, archived)

Proberly being typed up
as we speak
( Blobcat Previously known as Amazongirl, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:35, archived)

hmmm...
i wonder if she needs a shoulder to cry on...
( grey matter, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:34, archived)

or a cock to sit on

( Griffy Savalas Shut up Irrelevant Bob, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:36, archived)

I'd've thought
she could probably afford a sofa by now
( Skotzmun, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:37, archived)

...considering
the amount i paid her to sit on my cock
( grey matter, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:38, archived)

^ this
best answer I've seen in minutes
( Griffy Savalas Shut up Irrelevant Bob, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:39, archived)

^
*can't breathe for laughing*
( Skotzmun, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:40, archived)

tag-team
comedy is where it's at
( grey matter, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:41, archived)

ooooh!
Do we get to wear spangly leotards?
( Skotzmun, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:42, archived)

I'm already wearing mine

( Griffy Savalas Shut up Irrelevant Bob, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:52, archived)

Oooh I recognise the source pic


( in vino veritas, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:38, archived)

arf!
you loon!
( grey matter, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:41, archived)

he he, cruel, but true!

( The Great Architect, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:47, archived)

( Butters remembers when nostalgia used to be good., Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:31, archived)

Im currently printing a picture of a crocodile as research
For my crocy dentist
( Blobcat Previously known as Amazongirl, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:32, archived)

nice!
that's an insatiable appetite
( grey matter, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:34, archived)

eek

( shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:34, archived)

=)

( olivier8 (euroloon), Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:31, archived)

tonight Ebeneezer Scrooge
On the stroke of midnight, you will be visited by the ghost of talent wasted.
( shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:33, archived)

Isn't he a helpful sort?
Is that diazepam in his pocket or is he just pleased to see me?
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:33, archived)

Jast a lavable 'ol cockney
.
(I_tickle_myself, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:36, archived)

He's not happy about this.

(Trefusis No, I'm not a Cornish lesbian., Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:28, archived)

He's quite fortunate this time
usually his head explodes or his arms get ripped off or something!
( Skotzmun, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:29, archived)

Irroooonsiiiide

( The Duke of Prunes, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:30, archived)

The Manics get domesticated


^{edit: I bet nobody gets this. if you are a manics fan you won't need this obvious clue}
( Griffy Savalas Shut up Irrelevant Bob, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:28, archived)

ahhhh, now I geddit
woo
( shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:45, archived)

hurrah!

( Griffy Savalas Shut up Irrelevant Bob, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:52, archived)

sorry...

(I_tickle_myself, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:26, archived)

you tickled me too
with that humour
( grey matter, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:28, archived)

har har har
[insert inevitable captains log joke here]
( Griffy Savalas Shut up Irrelevant Bob, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:28, archived)

ok
captain's log stardate p155/P
( grey matter, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:32, archived)

Oh
dear

( Blobcat Previously known as Amazongirl, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:28, archived)

I feel I find this funnier than i should

( Mousing, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:29, archived)

Kirsty MacCollinPowell
[may she rest in peace. may he be nibbled by rabid hamsters.]


( Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:24, archived)

Wicked new webpage!!!!
hey check out my wicked new webpage! for all your badger related needs!!!!

www.badgerescapades.zoomshare.com/
(haddock_n_chips, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:23, archived)

I have no badger needs. Sorry :(

( mugatu what the deuce?, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:25, archived)

Why not?
EVERYONE has badger needs...

( in vino veritas, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:26, archived)

His are already sated
by his badger harem :)
( Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:27, archived)

otters are in this season
demand for badgers has been in decline for some time now.
( grey matter, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:27, archived)

good...
but more comic sans needed.
( grey matter, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:26, archived)

I think this place has it covered

( shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:27, archived)

Hurray!

( The Duke of Prunes, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:42, archived)

Carrie Fisher + Corrie Butcher =


Believe it or not, somewhere in that picture in that picture there ARE seams!!
( Rico, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:22, archived)

hahahahahaha
seams fine to me! ;)


( mugatu what the deuce?, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:24, archived)

Can't see any

( edjogs Gave up sigs but likes a wee drink, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:25, archived)

'searches'




'doesn't find'
( printmeister http://scraundler.blogspot.com/, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:27, archived)

*silent shrug of shoulders*

(goturkids, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:22, archived)

arg!
oof! and woo!
(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:24, archived)

A batterying ram
Woo!
( Skotzmun, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:30, archived)

haha
my batteries never run out of life...
(goturkids, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:31, archived)

They have trouble
running out of shot, too! :-)
( Skotzmun, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:31, archived)

(GoldenFanjita, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:20, archived)

Ben Elton John!
Woo :-)

( in vino veritas, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:21, archived)

hehehe - you little scamp!
woo!
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:22, archived)

haha nice

( mugatu what the deuce?, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:24, archived)

Jamie Lee Curtis Mayfield

( shrinking man We've got lumps of it round the back, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:19, archived)

ace

(GoldenFanjita, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:21, archived)

And
seamless!
( TunaBoy should be old enough to know better by now, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:22, archived)

#
May a bird doo-doo on your hair.
(gottdamm, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 0:36, archived)

Damn you PSP8... That's not what I meant.

(Dooley, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:19, archived)

arf!
then... red eye removal!!!
( grey matter, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:20, archived)

Haha
I hate it when graphics packages just don't understand...

( in vino veritas, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:20, archived)

pfft

( shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:21, archived)

pfft
indeed!
( grey matter, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:22, archived)

hahaha
nicely! woo!
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:21, archived)

hahaha! Ace
Hurrah for tattyshop usefulness




( mugatu what the deuce?, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:22, archived)

This is how my day started
my head still hurts - be nice to me

(penrose oh, and that's a bad miss, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:17, archived)

Owwwww!
Nasty. What went wrong?
( Skotzmun, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:17, archived)

An Astra leaped out in front of me
on the phone and lighting a fag at the time. Been reported for due care and attention..
(penrose oh, and that's a bad miss, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:19, archived)

I take it you mean
THE ASTRA DRIVER was on the phone? I think "due care..." should be a much more strongly policed infringement. Then perhaps people would start to look around them again.

Rant of a Driving Instructor in the making... sorry
( Skotzmun, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:23, archived)

I'll get me coat
and light another fag. Sorry!
(penrose oh, and that's a bad miss, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:25, archived)

Ah. Sorry to hear that. :-(
Glad you ain't too badly hurt, but I'm afraid I stand by (or on!) my soap-box on this one.
( Skotzmun, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:27, archived)

Oh no!
Written off?

( in vino veritas, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:18, archived)

looks like it
Serves me right for driving a pipe and slippers car
(penrose oh, and that's a bad miss, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:20, archived)

sucks to be you! *runs*
EditL: Only joking of course. Hope you are ok... what happened?


( mugatu what the deuce?, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:18, archived)

ouch!
*hugs*

*fetches the tea*

y'allright???
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:19, archived)

Poor you
*Pulls up footstool and a kitten to stroke*
( Blobcat Previously known as Amazongirl, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:24, archived)

*strokes footstool*
Oh, I hate the feel of burlap

*stands on kitten*
( Skotzmun, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:25, archived)

Ouch
Hopes it's just the car that's permenently damaged
( Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:21, archived)

Silver lining
only broke my non thrapping wrist
(penrose oh, and that's a bad miss, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:23, archived)

Isaac Newton John

from the last time we had this bandwagon
(Idid, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:15, archived)

Nice apple action

( tipassoi, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:18, archived)

wife killah

(phony_torrino, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:12, archived)

Arf!!!

( Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:13, archived)

I bet he sucks well!
Woo!
( Skotzmun, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:15, archived)

hello you
the answer was 'knightmare'. but you probably know that by now.
( grey matter, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:17, archived)

Yay! I did.
I actually bookmarked the thread in case anyone came up with the goods... I even said thank-you in it as well :-)
( Skotzmun, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:20, archived)

cool!
that was fun!
( grey matter, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:21, archived)

It was fun
to finally get 100 out of 100! :-)
( Skotzmun, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:24, archived)

alternitive

(phony_torrino, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:30, archived)

Judy Finnegan's Wake

( printmeister http://scraundler.blogspot.com/, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:08, archived)

pffffffft
jamie oliver would make all the food and then sell a book about it.

"Journey round finnegans isle"
(Octo , Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:09, archived)

Awwwww
While waiting for that to load, I was hoping for a funeral type scene. Still woo though...


( in vino veritas, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:09, archived)

Noice
T.J. Being image skillzless no new thread for me but here is my entry for the longest string.
Mister Big Ben Elton John Terry Thomas Jefferson Starship Enterprise Allowance.
( edjogs Gave up sigs but likes a wee drink, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:15, archived)

yay!
not mister mister?
( shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:19, archived)

Bugger!

( edjogs Gave up sigs but likes a wee drink, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:21, archived)

George Best Mate

(Octo , Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:05, archived)

ok, so I just got here
what's up with all the celebrity mashes?
( Damocles shmamocles, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:07, archived)

just
another bandwagon for b3ta to devour and then puke up like a drunken whore.
(Octo , Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:07, archived)

fairy muff
Just thought maybe it was a mini-compomobo or summat
( Damocles shmamocles, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:09, archived)

Not to the best of
my knowledge. Maybe it is? If so, travolta newton john down there beats everything...
(Octo , Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:10, archived)