Hello all, long time no b3ta!

(Derek Acorah's Spirit Guide Sam, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:39, archived)

agreed!
hullo! and woo! she looks like a bloke. a really ugle bloke too. *bleaurgh*
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:40, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/5384027 ?
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:41, archived)

Haha
*clicks 'i like this'*
( Bobson AWESOME you were such a mover, until you opened your mouth, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:40, archived)

Pffft!
'Ning Sam! How's Degsy?
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:41, archived)

Better since he left MH,
but he's really hamming it for Ghost Towns. Really, he deserves an Oscar!
(Derek Acorah's Spirit Guide Sam, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:43, archived)

Ah that's not nice
I went to see him a few months back. Was a jolly good show.
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:46, archived)

I am composed
entirly of cheese based substances
( ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:43, archived)

So true!
I thought I was alone in finding her highly unattractive, I feel a great weight has been lifted. I also think Britney Spears is one of the biggest munters in the celebrity world
(Jansen, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:43, archived)

women shouldn't exercise unsupervised

(Ad7 Rename knives to 'gay sticks' and stop knife crime, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:36, archived)

Women shouldn't do ANYTHING unsupervised
especially get undressed or have lesbian threesomes
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:37, archived)

quite

( Jacksonville believes God created evolution in 7 days, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:38, archived)

I think the threesomes
really out to be supervised...
( AngryDave requiring lawyers, guns and money since, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:39, archived)

i believe there are websites for monitoring such activity
but i demand more
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:41, archived)

arf!

( grey matter, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:40, archived)

That is NOT a woman.

( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:38, archived)

it's a PICTURE of a woman

( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:39, archived)

*raises eyebrow*
i doubt that.
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:39, archived)

but...
it isn't a pipe

edit: AICMFP
( ygolyhuop; jkb;vi, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:39, archived)

Seriously.
Would you?
( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:40, archived)

it's a DIGITAL REPRESENTATION of a picture of a woman

( deodar ant thinks the King Midas Sound album rules, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:40, archived)

how true
*is pwned*
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:42, archived)

it's the ELECTRONIC SIGNALS in the brain
caused by the PHOTONS emitted by the screen that is displaying the DIGITAL REPRESENTATION of a PICTURE of a WOMAN.
( grey matter, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:48, archived)

how true
*is pwned*
( deodar ant thinks the King Midas Sound album rules, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:54, archived)

Maybe.
But it is now.
(Alfinch With wisdom comes owls, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:40, archived)

It's a Belgian chocolate profiterole
topped with finest cream.

/M&S
(Andy-, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:44, archived)

Hahahaha
"This is no ordinary butch lesbian"
( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:45, archived)

Haha.
That advert does make me laugh. :)
(Andy-, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:50, archived)

he said
a women anyway dur brain
(chongma, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:44, archived)

what the papers said
THE GUARDIAN - "how wonderfully obscure, brilliant"

THE TIMES - "GIRAFFE GIRAFFE, tiny little blue little small monkey juice bwah"
( ygolyhuop; jkb;vi, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:38, archived)

Women!
Know your place!

( the holly and the ivv, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:39, archived)

nice
i can tell by your sig that you have a


( ygolyhuop; jkb;vi, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:41, archived)

Maybe...
*looks shifty*

( the holly and the ivv, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:46, archived)

Dear Ad7 Magenta Cocks,
I was viewing the double ewe, double ewe, double ewe dot beeta dot com website and saw your picture, althought I like it very much I felt that it should be shown after nine pm. I fear that any young viewers of school age may fell compelled re-enact the imagery you displayed the double ewe, double ewe, double ewe dot beeta dot com website. I hope for yours and any childrens sake that that no casualties occur.

Yours worriedly,



The Duke of Prunes
( The Duke of Prunes, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:49, archived)

hah
sounds like aaan amareeecaiiinnn
(Ad7 Rename knives to 'gay sticks' and stop knife crime, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:54, archived)

Ronald McHammer


STOP!
( Rico, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:29, archived)

Stop!
hamburger time!
( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:30, archived)

I saw that!
Derned stealth editors...
(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:30, archived)

I'll edit if I like
and theres nothing you can do about it.
( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:32, archived)

Bah
foiled again!
(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:32, archived)

And baked at 200°C
for two hours and twenty eight minutes precisely, then placed on the windowsill to cool and be stolen by phantom pie stealers.
(Alfinch With wisdom comes owls, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:38, archived)

I am not a pie!
I'm more of a nacho based dish, with tomatoes
(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:42, archived)

I like that!


and that!
( Drunken Vet, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:31, archived)

did you do that?

( grey matter, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:33, archived)

Maybe...
*Hides spray paint*
( Drunken Vet, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:33, archived)

awsome!
i suggested this kind of shenanigans as a compo topic in this week's qotw
( grey matter, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:35, archived)

This wasn't me

( Drunken Vet, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:36, archived)

excellent
repost that for the compo when it's finally

MUSIC AND FOOD
(FiiiiiiveGoldenFanjitas, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:37, archived)

More more!!!
i demand more!!
( grey matter, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:39, archived)

I made wee.

( Jacksonville believes God created evolution in 7 days, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:43, archived)

Oh yay
i rember that
( davew27, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:49, archived)

Dear Rico,
I am writing to you to let you know that I like your picture very much, it reminds me of hamburgers and I also like clowns and MC Hammer.

Yours sincerly,

The Duke of Prunes
( The Duke of Prunes, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:35, archived)

Tell me you'll be doing Dave The Facts like this tomorrow?

( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:39, archived)

Merci
Monsieur Prunes
( Rico, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:39, archived)

This needs to be animated!
I command it.
( Peregrin ., Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:41, archived)

I'll try...
But I must warn you, I have no talent!!
( Rico, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:50, archived)

(another) Boy George Bush...


Im off to the Pub.....
( Darklord, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:26, archived)

hahah

(FiiiiiiveGoldenFanjitas, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:29, archived)

Wish I was down the pub.
Have a pearoast since I can't be arsed with anything new.


( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:32, archived)

that wiould be good with any other celeb
but george bush posts are so very very cliched and overused, yes he's a cunty-mole, but we already know.
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:36, archived)

Well I had my fun and that's what matters

( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:38, archived)

Today I felt unhappy, like a mushroom.

But I am fourteen an 0/4 years of age in a week! Yay!
(Alfinch With wisdom comes owls, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:26, archived)

35

( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:27, archived)

stone?

( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:35, archived)

poor fella
woo
( Butters remembers when nostalgia used to be good., Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:27, archived)

you'll be how old? :P
aww the poor shroom - and poor you! woo!

what's up?
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:27, archived)

Absolutely nothing.
I blame hormones, the furry bastards...
(Alfinch With wisdom comes owls, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:34, archived)

Awwwww
Don't be sad, little mushroom. Things could be worse.

You could be DEAD, couldn't you little mushroom? Then you wouldn't be laughing OR crying. You'd be DEAD.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:28, archived)

hahaha
harsh, but fair :)
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:31, archived)

I calls 'em like I sees 'em.
I'm a whale biologist.
( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:33, archived)

arf!
and you like futurama? perhaps?
( grey matter, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:37, archived)

How DID you guess?

( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:38, archived)

well...
you have the word 'sugar' in your name. I like sugar. I once ate so much sugar my head exploded. Exploding heads featured in episode 5 series 2. Ergo, you like futurama.
( grey matter, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:43, archived)

Oooooh.
Nice link, I'd never have guessed.
( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:47, archived)

my mum always said i was special

( grey matter, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:53, archived)

*grooms*

(FiiiiiiveGoldenFanjitas, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:29, archived)

You should be happy
Happy like the tomato!
(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:29, archived)

you don't mean happy
you mean cheery.
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:31, archived)

Nope
I mean insanely happy, in a slightly disturbing way...

Like this:


(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:32, archived)

Badum
krschhhhhhhh
(Alfinch With wisdom comes owls, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:32, archived)

...

( AngryDave requiring lawyers, guns and money since, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:26, archived)

ah ah nasty
while scrolling down i expected to see a one legged kid (landmine victim) they're easier to catch
( olivier8 (euroloon), Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:27, archived)

Glitter takes it up teh sh...

(Dooley, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:28, archived)

It's a poop chute love affair

( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:30, archived)

Hahahahaha
I 'king hate Gary Glitter.
( AngryDave requiring lawyers, guns and money since, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:30, archived)

Wish I'd thought of this earlier...

( AngryDave requiring lawyers, guns and money since, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:38, archived)

just noticed the prunes down the page

(FiiiiiiveGoldenFanjitas, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:24, archived)

lol

NeoThermic
(Dooley, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:25, archived)

hurrah


NeoThermic
( Mousing, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:25, archived)

Hahaha!

( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:27, archived)

Dear Goldenfanjita,
Braw!

Yours sincerly

The Duke of Prunes
( The Duke of Prunes, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:31, archived)

sexy signature sir!

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:33, archived)

Is this the next band wagon?
Can I join in?

( the holly and the ivv, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:34, archived)

you can..
but no more fakers in the book.. i shouldn't really have put the duke in
(FiiiiiiveGoldenFanjitas, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:35, archived)

6/10
needs more Buffy
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:36, archived)

Pfffft
true...

( the holly and the ivv, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:37, archived)

haha
i haven't seen him in ages and he's never on msn any more.. i hope he's okay
(FiiiiiiveGoldenFanjitas, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:38, archived)

Someone suggested
that Cindyding or whatever her name is might be tonay.
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:40, archived)

amusing myself now


/edit - it's scary, i know someone who looks like this
( ygolyhuop; jkb;vi, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:19, archived)

fuck me that's ugly
woo though
( shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:19, archived)

hahaha
that's great! :P
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:20, archived)

Haha!
Had to look at the filename, but BOOOOTOX!
(Dooley, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:21, archived)

Your Mum!
Woo!
( Jacksonville believes God created evolution in 7 days, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:22, archived)

FAO you
Dear Jacksonville,

It has come to my attention that you think my mother looks like a cross between prince charles and charles kennedy. I feel the need to write to you to approve of your analysis. The next turnip you see will be made of lego.

Warm Regards

Monkeyspoon
( ygolyhuop; jkb;vi, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:26, archived)

pffft!
=)
( olivier8 (euroloon), Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:28, archived)

I seeeeee!
*moves away slowly*
( Jacksonville believes God created evolution in 7 days, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:31, archived)

Looks like Paul Burrell
Disturbing.
( Peregrin ., Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:25, archived)

Tell us what you think of this here

Clicky Clicky Clicky
It's the intro for a cartoon I abandoned and recently found again, I've got about half of the actual episode done but without audio. I might pick it up again and finish it off
( VampireMonkeyOnSled sensible shirt, tie, neatly combed hair etc, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:08, archived)

Go Go B3ta Rangers!
Hooray!
( Rico, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:10, archived)

^


do it!~
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:13, archived)

Super!
Keep it up, I like.
( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:11, archived)

hahaha
*remembers starfleet*

woo!
( prodigy69 Errapolis, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:12, archived)

woo!

(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:13, archived)

go go

again
( Choc Ice Raspberries are crap Strawberries, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:13, archived)

I so would

( Jacksonville believes God created evolution in 7 days, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:17, archived)

I just did...
mmmm
( AngryDave requiring lawyers, guns and money since, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:28, archived)

woo ace!
keep it up! woo i say again!
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:14, archived)

w00t
the black one looks kickass
(Mr. Worm, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:21, archived)

racist.

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:23, archived)

you have no choice
finish it, finish it hard (:
( amon - hooray :D, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:34, archived)

Comical Ally McCoist

So very sorry, but had to be done.

Mainly because he's a pillock.
(Purple Jonax, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:07, archived)

ouch
that am teh good one
( ygolyhuop; jkb;vi, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:07, archived)

Sat next to him on a plane once...
For a short while...
He went up the front to sit in the cockpit.

Ally McCoist that is, not Chemical Ali
Funny thing was. Once I realised he was getting special treatment, and I realised he looked familiar, I said "nice to have met you, Ewan", as he left!
( Jacksonville believes God created evolution in 7 days, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:30, archived)

haha
Good one.

this is till going then, is it!
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:38, archived)

Looks to be.
Join us for the next example of inseperable celebrities:

Jonathan King & the cast of Grange Hill
(Purple Jonax, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:49, archived)

IMAGE CHALLENGE - SUGGESTIONS PLEASE
Good evening.

Let's have some ideas for this week's challenge - these already in:

~ Tv show combinations; combine tv shows to try and improve ratings.

~ Movies that didnt make the final cut; With so many crap movies out there how bad must have the ones that didnt get made been.

More ideas on the question board.
( Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:06, archived)

I thought the combined celebs was the compo?

( Rico, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:07, archived)

nah that was an unofficial mini compo someone started today

( mugatu what the deuce?, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:08, archived)

I already won that compo last year
with shaking stephen hawking

can't bloody find it though
/edit yay!

( VampireMonkeyOnSled sensible shirt, tie, neatly combed hair etc, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:13, archived)

AH AH AH AH AH AH AH
THAT rocks like a Bastard
( olivier8 (euroloon), Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:25, archived)

Role reversals

( mugatu what the deuce?, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:07, archived)

But that might just generate a million headswaps...

( the holly and the ivv, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:08, archived)

tv show combinations
the other one's sort of been done already
( Butters remembers when nostalgia used to be good., Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:08, archived)

ooh
i like the tv one
( ygolyhuop; jkb;vi, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:08, archived)

asdf
!
(osiem, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:09, archived)

Films?
Such as 'Shark vs. Marine'

or

'Dinner at Beatties'

or

'Teh Quo's Grand Day Out'
( Drunken Vet, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:09, archived)

I really like the
"Famous ono-seconds in history" Idea.
( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:09, archived)

^^ This

( Jacksonville believes God created evolution in 7 days, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:16, archived)

Seconded

( RedWine Wine of the week: Moscato d'Asti 2002, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:17, archived)

'OH NO ROGER MOORE'S EYEBROWS HAVE ESCAPED!'

( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:09, archived)

haha
it's not fair - yours always make me chuckle!!
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:12, archived)

How about some form
of combination of names. e.g. 2 celebrities names combined in a comical fashion?
( Jacksonville believes God created evolution in 7 days, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:09, archived)

I fucking hope not

( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:10, archived)

I liked the "Famous ono seconds from history"
EDIT: What SSS said!

( the holly and the ivv, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:10, archived)

Hooray!
Yay, we shall soldier on.
( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:16, archived)

^^ This
Again!
( Jacksonville believes God created evolution in 7 days, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:19, archived)

celebrity sex swap

what if he was a she and vice-versa
( prodigy69 Errapolis, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:10, archived)

You'd get stuck with people like
Eddy Izzard and Paul O'Grady
( Drunken Vet, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:11, archived)

One step ahead

(Heres both ideas at the same time)
( Choc Ice Raspberries are crap Strawberries, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:11, archived)

holidays from hell
holidays either going terribly wrong - or holidays that really just should happen...

i can already picture saddam outside the empire state building with a "I love NewYork" cap on :P
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:11, archived)

Haha
I can imagine that too...

EDIT: If it was just "Holidays from Hell" you could think laterally and have little devils and imps running round the Algarve or something...

( the holly and the ivv, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:13, archived)

thank god it's not just me then :P

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:15, archived)

If Tomorrows World had been right about the future

( shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:12, archived)

hahahahahaha
*jumps in hover car*

"So long suckers!!"
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:14, archived)

Crying over spilt milk
or Special Brew world: the world where EVERYONE is permenantly drunk.
( The Duke of Prunes, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:15, archived)

generally making mountains out of molehills?

i think i quite like that
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:16, archived)

yes that's the idea

( The Duke of Prunes, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:17, archived)

i like it very much
i hope this wins, not mine, mine's rubbish!
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:18, archived)

yer mah beshtest frewnd ye re.......

*hic*
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:20, archived)

you allright hun?
you sound a little worse for ware! :P
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:21, archived)

I'm worse, worse than tupperware

( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:22, archived)

yellow!
*hug*
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:24, archived)

*passes out*

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:25, archived)

*puts into compromising positions*

*takes photographs*
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:32, archived)

*plots revenge*

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:37, archived)

Hahaha, thats really good actually.

( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:18, archived)

You know
you're my besht friend, I really REALLY mean it.

( the holly and the ivv, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:21, archived)

I fugghin luv you, man
: )
( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:22, archived)

MUSIC AND FOOD
some examples from when i tried to start it myself one week:
goldenfanjita.com/gallery/images/musicandfood/
(FiiiiiiveGoldenFanjitas, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:16, archived)

mmm.....music and food....

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:17, archived)

mmm TopUpTheTea...
;)
(FiiiiiiveGoldenFanjitas, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:20, archived)

ooh! *blush*

:P
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:22, archived)

Strange Recipes
Real life hot dogs? Key limo pie? Cook us up some dastardly meals with alternative ingredients which even Ainsley Harriot would be proud of
( Blue Shadow has 45 seconds in the Crystal Dome, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:18, archived)

Drunken animals

( Quelabra Search Guard Successor, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:18, archived)

A real life photograph challenge

( Or is it?, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:20, archived)

Celebrity Underware!
nuff said!
( coder.keitaro I like pies!, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:20, archived)

Celebrities under tupperware

( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:23, archived)

Famous first words?
The problematic introductions of famous people
( Or is it?, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:20, archived)

Make celebrities look evil.

( prodigy69 Errapolis, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:20, archived)

"funny things happen
at war you know!"
( Zank Frappa Dahmer Llama Karma Drama!, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:20, archived)

MUSIC AND FOOD

(FiiiiiiveGoldenFanjitas, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:20, archived)

this!

( my name is will now suck my cock, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:25, archived)

Crap Websites
that never made it

-OR-

Forgotten Holidays

-OR-

Jeebus?
( Scoopzilla is going to be a faazhaa, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:21, archived)

I've know a crap website that never made it
it's called b3ta.com, and is just a bunch of people yelling while people post unfunny pictures all day long
( Or is it?, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:24, archived)

link?

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:26, archived)

how things came to be there
y'know - like monkeons latest FP
( connor, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:21, archived)

Haha all the challlenges from here on out could be based on monkeon FP's

( Or is it?, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:24, archived)

wouldnt be a bad thing
i have faith in monkeon
( connor, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:28, archived)

the world on a string
everything is a puppet show a'la Team America
( prodigy69 Errapolis, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:23, archived)

How about
- The real mystery of lost explained

or

- old people
( zedd, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:28, archived)

i can answer the 'lost' question for you...
/up to episode 8 of season 2 anyways....
( The Great Architect, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:37, archived)

The funniest possible thing you can make a picture of.

(Hairy Midget, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:29, archived)

go for it

( connor, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:32, archived)

what if everyone agreed
with the neo-con agenda
(Jansen, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:32, archived)

"Skullfucked to death by a leopard, good thing or bad?"

( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:34, archived)

Celebrity Theme Parks and there associated "star attraction" rides...
or
"Celebrity Swap Shop" - what items would celebrities like to swap on a revamped saturday morning show, and mroe importantly, what do they want to swap em for?
( The Great Architect, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:36, archived)

i gones and dones it agains


/edit he loves his jam...

/edit but not a lot
( ygolyhuop; jkb;vi, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:01, archived)

I miss those
Heiniken adds

( Blobcat Previously known as Amazongirl, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:02, archived)

( mugatu what the deuce?, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:59, archived)

I saw one of those the other day
WOOT!
( Blobcat Previously known as Amazongirl, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:59, archived)

You get them in South Wales
very nice 'hoppin' sir :D
(I_tickle_myself, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:00, archived)

is that a birat
or a caird?
(phony_torrino, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:02, archived)

*envies skillz*
Woo!

EDIT: Just noticed the tag too...

( the holly and the ivv, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:00, archived)

he's good at them too
lets glare at him together...

*glares*
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:05, archived)

eep! :|

( mugatu what the deuce?, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:06, archived)

*joins in glaring*
*puts hands on hips to emphasise severity of glare*

( the holly and the ivv, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:06, archived)

i'm jealous of your skillz

but you already knew that! woo yay!
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:02, archived)

woo
makes chasing its tail twice the fun
( Butters remembers when nostalgia used to be good., Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:06, archived)

very very nice!~

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:15, archived)

O.k. I'll join in - Boy George Bush

:( I was pleased with this...
(Onion Terror. was watching you on, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:58, archived)

Is that lipstick?
I like it!

( the holly and the ivv, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:08, archived)

it is
Boy George's lips and eyebrows (and hair, etc.)
(Onion Terror. was watching you on, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:09, archived)

looks
a bit like chandler from friends
(Soup and Toast was 'ere on, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:12, archived)

What do you want from santy

(tubeman trousers, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:55, archived)

Santa is sometimes depicted with a beard.
Nevertheless, that is a lovely effort drawing.
(Dooley, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:57, archived)

awww...
have an evil snow santa...


(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:58, archived)

A xmas hat, wait, just made another one!

( Blobcat Previously known as Amazongirl, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:58, archived)

loving that hat! :D

( mugatu what the deuce?, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:04, archived)

With all due appologies


prolly bindun
(robotic Murder Suicide Ducks War, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:53, archived)

Yay!

Was going to repost my mini kong pic but you've all seen it before
( Blobcat Previously known as Amazongirl, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:55, archived)

Hooray! *wuvs*
Just me or is that slightly Crazy Frog-esqe?
(Dooley, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:56, archived)

Dont be rude

( Blobcat Previously known as Amazongirl, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:56, archived)

He is cute
:-)
( Skotzmun, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:56, archived)

Thanks, its actually No hands in disguse

( Blobcat Previously known as Amazongirl, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:59, archived)

yay, give him cymbals
and make his eyes bulge out
( shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:58, archived)

I see your Stephen King Kong and raise you...


and...


(dognutz, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:59, archived)

Two for the price of none.

(Trefusis No, I'm not a Cornish lesbian., Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:52, archived)

No shaking
= Not real
( Blobcat Previously known as Amazongirl, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:52, archived)

No bridge, No helicopter
NOT REAL
( Drunken Vet, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:06, archived)

Bowie?

(Dooley, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:54, archived)

my sincere apologies

( ygolyhuop; jkb;vi, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:43, archived)

.....
deep also woo
(phony_torrino, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:51, archived)

Silly, but
she's actually his mother in real life, 100% of fact.
(BamaSS, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:53, archived)

Dear MonkeySpoon,
That is a very nice picture but I have a problem. I was making a cup of tea earlier and I put a drop of milk in it. Upon taking a sip just a few seconds ago I realised that I put too much milk in my tea and my tea now tastes too milky. What should I do? I hope you can help.

Yours sincerly,



The Duke of Prunes
( The Duke of Prunes, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:55, archived)

Leave it to go cold
the milk will form a skin at the top. Peel off the skin, pop the cup in the microwave & warm it back up again, et voila! Milkless tea.
( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:56, archived)

Dear Ptolemy,
I thank you for you prompt reply, I you suggestion is excellent but I do not own a microwave. If I did own one I would give your idea a try.

Yours sincerly,

The Duke of Prunes
( The Duke of Prunes, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:03, archived)

pour in more water?
Or drink a man's drink. Like Lambrini.
( Mousing, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:57, archived)

Dear mousing,
I thank you for your reply, I would like to try your suggestion but I am afraid that the water may make my tea too watery, I like my tea nice and strong.

Yours sincerly,

The Duke of Prunes.
( The Duke of Prunes, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:05, archived)

Another teabag!
Using skill, another teabag and field tactics you can truly conquer that damn renegade milk! Failing that you can always go mental and break stuff.
EDIT: I know! Titration is always the answer!
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:00, archived)

Dear That Nikon Fella,
I am pleased that you reponded so quickly. Your solution is a good one but should I use a bigger cup and add a small amout of extra water? If I put the tea bag in my currebt cup I think that just might make a cup of extemely strong but milky tea.

Yours sincerly,

The Duke of Prunes
( The Duke of Prunes, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:09, archived)

Dear Duke Of Prunes,
I am glad to be of some service. I would suggest using a little hot water to diffuse extra tea into your overly milky cup. Or you could also brew some in a tea pot and pour a little amount of black tea into the milky tea in small increments.

Yours sincerely,

That Nikon Fella


( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:21, archived)

Dear that Nikon Fella,
I am pleased that you repsponded so quickly to my letter but I am sorry to say that I decided upon a solution suggested by Shambla. However, I shall bear in mind your solution for any similar tea disasters which may occur in the future.

Many thanks,

The Duke of Prunes.
( The Duke of Prunes, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:30, archived)

i suggest...
...you become lactose intolerant, it's meant to be fun
( ygolyhuop; jkb;vi, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:01, archived)

Dear MonkeySpoon,
Thank you for your prompt reponse. I do like your suggestion but I'm afraid that I like cheese to much to become lactose intolerant.

Yours sincerly,

The Duke of Prunes
( The Duke of Prunes, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:12, archived)

make a cup of black tea
mix the two and have two cups of good tea
( shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:02, archived)

Dear shambla,
Many thanks for your response. Your solution sounds like the perfect answer to my tea dilemma. I will give this a try.

Yours sincerly,

The Duke of Prunes
( The Duke of Prunes, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:14, archived)

Dear Mr Prunes
Thank you for your recent enquiry, I am glad that we were able to help you on this occasion.
yours,
shambla beverage consultancy
( shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:17, archived)

Dear Mr. Prunes

After some serious consideration, I feel I must add my two peneth to this discussion.

I commend you and your letter writing efforts and wonder if we could collect all these signatures and send them off to our local MP. Perchance we could pass the much sought after 'two legged kittens' bill with such a weighty petition.

Yours besmeechingly,

( Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 19:40, archived)

complete with poop chute-er

(phony_torrino, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:43, archived)

Apologies for adulterating The Neville's work.... but I give you....
The Neville Chamberlain

( printmeister http://scraundler.blogspot.com/, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:40, archived)

ha ha - very good
any other b3tans on the cards?

Jolly Jack Duckworth?
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:40, archived)

Elizabeth Duke of Prunes?

( shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:42, archived)

Top up the Mr T?

( shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:46, archived)

GamesMasterConnor?

( shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:47, archived)

Balzac McFlimby?

( shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:49, archived)

The Full Mutated Monty?

( shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:49, archived)

Beau bo d'orma window?

( shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:51, archived)

Indiana Jones and the Shambla Secrets?

( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:53, archived)

Prontaprintmeister?

( Skotzmun, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:53, archived)

Piss in our thyme!
Where is His Royal Madness tonigght anyway?
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:40, archived)

Haha
that cheeky appeaser :-)

( the holly and the ivv, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:41, archived)

Your hat cheers me up every day
Heres one of the 2 xmassy ones I have just made

( Blobcat Previously known as Amazongirl, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:51, archived)

Oooh I love that
You're so talented :-)

Seen the new hat for ladies' day?

( the holly and the ivv, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:57, archived)

Yummy!

( Blobcat Previously known as Amazongirl, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:00, archived)

does
anyone have a copy of his last post ?

it red exed for me...and yet got a lot of replies
( connor, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:41, archived)

top of the popular board

( shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:43, archived)

yay
it works
( connor, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:46, archived)

tis a goodun too

( shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 19:48, archived)