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Happy Birthday!

Today is 5punk.co.uk's second birthday, a place where like minded b3tans and their
friends regularly meet to piss around on a multitude of multiplayer games. Being
fans of the site, Vlad and Ural have gone all out and decided to throw a surprise party!
Ural's painted Vlad a stunning shade of 5punk blue with creamy-white text.

What've you lot done today?
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Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:44, archived)

slept
and nothing but

:D
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Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:45, archived)

Spammed on b3ta.
Cheese!
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wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:46, archived)

I undoubtedly love that website.
It is true.
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Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:47, archived)

But...
... Who Moved My Cheese?!!!
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CaroWallis came back from the dead, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:49, archived)

arf!
how silly
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bilbobarneybobs is f*u*c*k*ed - oh bugger, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:50, archived)

that's a stupid question
It's only ever me or the missus who moves the cheese. You hardly ened an entire book for a 50-50 choice like that.
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Afinkawan, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:51, archived)

I would say
it's the number one resource for cheese on the interwebs.

I was tempted to spam my very own site, but considering you're all likely at work I don't want a spate of sackings on my conscience.
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wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:50, archived)

Bah!
654 cheeses in their database and not a single one of them is Dairylea!
(shovelboy This is bad - Two minutes to Belgium, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:51, archived)

Dairylea is no cheese.
It's made out of eggs and rubber and spit.
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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:54, archived)

Ah
That would explain that delightful eggy-bouncy-spitty texture.

/prefers Laughing Cow anyway
(shovelboy This is bad - Two minutes to Belgium, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:57, archived)

needs more steak...
... or at least it did, before it became nothing but pr0n
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hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:53, archived)

what the...?
I just did a search for Camembert and it told me the cat's eaten it!
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Afinkawan, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:53, archived)

come to work
drawn stuff, done some test prints, done some calculations for a drainage system and had a coffee
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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:47, archived)

What will this system be draining exactly?

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Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:48, archived)

well one drains surface water to a nearby river
and the other drains poo into a big pumping sump and then every half hour or so the pump comes to life and pushes shit through a pipe 70 metres with a head of 6 metres, HURRAY, PRACTICAL PUMPED POO PIPE
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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:50, archived)

That sounds like something The Neville
would draw.

shits and pumps
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wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:52, archived)

A head of 6m?
Thats a fucking massive shit!
(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:52, archived)

I think we all need to know how many children have you kicked in the face between tasks?
I'd like to see more child hoofing. In the face.
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Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:48, archived)

12 thus far

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:50, archived)

YES!
*Records tally*
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Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:51, archived)

Congratulations 5punk!
Have some spam for my sister's site - help to support my new nephew!
www.serverspy.net/
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in vino veritas, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:49, archived)

Looks pretty impressive
and a little gray
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gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:51, archived)

'Nings
:)
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chunderbunny, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:53, archived)

I spammed the board about how good 5punk is
but how disappointing all the car based games are
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gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:49, archived)

you can play
car based games with your Spunk?
nice ... but if you don't mind, I wont be coming round to play with your toys any time soon.
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Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:53, archived)

woke up at 5.30 and fed my daughter, then played until 7.30
and then put her back to bed and got ready for work.

mrs thor then took over duties if she woke.

i then cam to work and have tried to avoid doing work as i've got a stiff neck and need more sleep.
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Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:50, archived)

draw Andrew
POWERNAPPING
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gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:53, archived)

i need a power nap
i really do
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Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:59, archived)

I also have been avoiudign words
and tipping property
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bilbobarneybobs is f*u*c*k*ed - oh bugger, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:53, archived)

Eaten jam on toast, smoked, dropped too many pro plus and shouted a bit.
Then had a shower after realising I had split jam all over my stomach.
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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:52, archived)

if you had a dog
you could of got a nice tickling
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gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:53, archived)

I can but dream.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:57, archived)

just got up
made coffee
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Milkman Dan, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:04, archived)

Episode 8

To Be Continued....
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bilbobarneybobs is f*u*c*k*ed - oh bugger, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:33, archived)

Yay!
I had that this morning - had a box of three 15cm-long millipedes delivered.

It's a bit odd when the postman gives you a box which makes scratching noises.
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wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:36, archived)

may i ask why
you had millipedes delivered?
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Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:38, archived)

Because
it was too far for them to walk?
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DogHorse wants to do a poo in Paul's bathroom, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:39, archived)

Because he has far too many shoes
duh
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chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:40, archived)

Because
I like millipedes. Obviously.

Also because the only place you can actually buy them is online -
I've never found a shop which sells them.
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wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:40, archived)

Millipedes R Us
in Sidcup do an astonishingly large range
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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:40, archived)

...
I knew there had to be somewhere that sold them.
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wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:45, archived)

i thought maybe you were ordering them for food
for an exotic pet of some sort
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Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:43, archived)

Actually no.
I'm not entirely sure what would eat a millipede...
I would have thought they'd stick in your teeth.
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wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:44, archived)

i think monkeys and bush babies
eat millipedes, i'm sure i've seen it on gogglebox
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Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:47, archived)

You
might be right about that.
I would imagine only creatures with enough brains to remove the legs first would eat them.

I suppose you could use the legs as toothpicks after your meal...
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wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:49, archived)

i have discovered
that brown lemurs eat millipedes. they spit on them and roll them round in their hands to wash off any toxins first.
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Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:54, archived)

i had to go an pick up a parcel a few weeks ago, the postman at the depot couldnt; find it
they had put it out side as it had a big sticker on it saying caution, live insects.

t'was a bag of locusts.
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Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:40, archived)

Mmmm.
Deep-fried, they make a tasty snack.
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wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:44, archived)

I didn't think
you were allowed to send live animals through the post?
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Afinkawan, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:44, archived)

silly boy, insects are not animals.

there are different rules for certain insects.
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Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:46, archived)

You can,
but only insects. I think maybe fish as well, for some reason.
I would guess it depends on whether the animal would feel discomfort or not.
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wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:46, archived)

Ooooh
tense cliffhanger there :)

Who knows you love him?
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in vino veritas, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:36, archived)

Ironman
I forgot to change my sig

took me ages to realise what you were wittering about

:D
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bilbobarneybobs is f*u*c*k*ed - oh bugger, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:38, archived)

Wittering? Moi?
How dare you? *slaps face with glove*
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in vino veritas, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:39, archived)

*accepts offer of dual*
weapon of choice:

haddock
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bilbobarneybobs is f*u*c*k*ed - oh bugger, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:41, archived)

I choose the banjo
*plays redneck music*
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in vino veritas, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:44, archived)

Thrown or slapped?
I offer to stand as your second.

I was quite the haddock-slapper in my wayward youth
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chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:45, archived)

Stay out of this, you
this is between me and BBB!
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in vino veritas, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:47, archived)

*assumes haddock stance*

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bilbobarneybobs is f*u*c*k*ed - oh bugger, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:54, archived)

But you'll need a Second each
and a referee, otherwise it's no better that a brawl between tavern oiks!
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chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:58, archived)

True
but I don't have a second! *cries*
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in vino veritas, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:00, archived)

I'd volunteer
only I fear neither of you would turn up and I'd end up having to slap myself to death with a haddock in each hand.
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chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:07, archived)

*seconds*
oh wait

hang on....
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bilbobarneybobs is f*u*c*k*ed - oh bugger, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:08, archived)

Oooh. Suspense...
'ning b3ta.
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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:36, archived)

Hello Doc and Sid
*glares*
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in vino veritas, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:39, archived)

This, with added Mugatu glare

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mugatu what the deuce?, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:40, archived)

I'll see your *glare*
and raise you!
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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:48, archived)

*counter-glares*

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:48, archived)

Pffft!
What's going to happen?!

*does Eastenders drum noises*
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Afinkawan, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:37, archived)

*chews fingernails*
oh, the suspense: I CAN'T WAIT
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Wasp Box been rubbing a bad charm, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:38, archived)

I bet it's a barnacle
a barnacle!
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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:39, archived)

*waits for next part*

*waits some more*

*makes some tea*
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Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:41, archived)

This is SOOO unlike the last series

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gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:41, archived)

Poor little man has the horrors.

Someone must've slipped something into his horlicks.
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wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:30, archived)

~~^^^is this SausageTruck?~~
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hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:31, archived)

*pencil to ankle scene*

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:33, archived)

Aaaaargh!
ChorizoWagon's alter ego?
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Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has rice and pianos falling, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:33, archived)

crazyjude on the left, sausagetruck on the right
Both extremely lully ladies!
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in vino veritas, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:34, archived)

even with only one eye?
:)
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hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:35, archived)

Where did you get that from?

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Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:45, archived)

someone posted the original yesterday...
.. CW was looking off to the left so her eyes were almost white anyway...

from a bash methinks...
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hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:49, archived)

Yeah
it was Blackpool on Saturday.
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in vino veritas, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:01, archived)

And she's fine with being 'shopped I take it?

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Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:11, archived)

dunno...
haven't asked her...
do i need to ask permission like?
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hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:27, archived)

It's just people have been banned for 'shopping other users without permission.

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Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:41, archived)

really?
fair enough but it's not as if i'm having a dig or anything...
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hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:45, archived)

but is it the pencil to ankle scene?

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:35, archived)

Ummm...
yes? No? I don't know?
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in vino veritas, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:36, archived)

I bet it is
*searches for chainsaw*
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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:37, archived)

can't beat a bit of evil dead in the morning.
*loads boomstick*
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- D - Onion-head-carrot-fingers, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:40, archived)

*pulls cord*
*waves arm around excitedly*
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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:41, archived)

yay!
/wibbles in feer
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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:37, archived)

ah , that monday morning feeling...
woo!
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- D - Onion-head-carrot-fingers, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:41, archived)

Back with the original tagline...
pigs

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock looking at my watch, and I'm half past caring, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:30, archived)

Shurley Cockbook?

(Giggedy_Giggedy, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:35, archived)

You can have whatever you like...
If cockbook is what you're looking for, then cockbook you shall have.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock looking at my watch, and I'm half past caring, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:36, archived)

Cue scenes of pig-surprise-sex

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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:39, archived)

little thing wot i dit

(CHOPCHOP, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:27, archived)

lovely
:)
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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:27, archived)

219k?
Not that little then.
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Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has rice and pianos falling, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:27, archived)

CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

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Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:27, archived)

*AHEM*
CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNN!!!!!
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mictoboy CNC lathe? GAZ ME!, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:29, archived)

sorry what?

*not a dance music person*
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Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:38, archived)

:)

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mictoboy CNC lathe? GAZ ME!, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:03, archived)

croikey....
woo.... but...
219kb and...
needs more Hoff :)
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hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:30, archived)

Your stuffs are invariably fantastic
But quite often on the massive side.
Have a provisional woo.
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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:42, archived)

lovely!
*spies DTH, far left*
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- D - Onion-head-carrot-fingers, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:47, archived)

Ha!
and marge simpson! right... halfway back!
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hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:51, archived)

that's a truly awesome pic

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Milkman Dan, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:05, archived)

ps - GA - I've posted a Zoo update further down...
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Beau Bo d'Or blog at - bbdo.co.uk/blog, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:22, archived)

Stringbeans to Utah!
arf!
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DogHorse wants to do a poo in Paul's bathroom, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:24, archived)

he he, nice one
and ta, have just replied!
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The Great Architect, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:25, archived)

It's starting to get heavy
but whatever happens, I think you'll find that Zoo will lose, either legally or editorially - I feel an animation coming on - with a rather unique soundtrack.
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Beau Bo d'Or blog at - bbdo.co.uk/blog, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:32, archived)

he he he, well, as said before
although only a small pawn, I'll be happy to help if I can
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The Great Architect, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:41, archived)

what's going on with Zoo?

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mugatu what the deuce?, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:47, archived)

Pffft!
Wot no polemic?
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Afinkawan, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:26, archived)

Quick and dirty

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riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:34, archived)

Yay!
:D
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in vino veritas, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:34, archived)

haha!

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- D - Onion-head-carrot-fingers, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:47, archived)

Woo to the Osmonds!
I have met some of them quite a few times.

In Chorley of all places!
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:52, archived)

meh

i was going to do something Korean oriented but couldn't be arsed
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/6032125.stm
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hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:06, archived)

Ha ha ha

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King Ralph is drunk, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:07, archived)

Hahaha

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davew27, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:07, archived)

hahahahaha!
awaits riot.
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god save the queen hardly ever original, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:10, archived)

You predict a riot?
You predict a riot?
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Matazone writing short story audio books for Halloween :-D, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:11, archived)

*does
impromptu bass solo*
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Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:19, archived)

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nhojjohn one for the recovering ironics, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:38, archived)

Pffft!
And yay for French smoking ban, less pretty French lasses breaking my heart by lighting one up :)
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:16, archived)

less time smoking... more time to shave pits!

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hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:20, archived)

Everybody wins!

(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:35, archived)

hahaha
/relurks
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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:16, archived)

It's about time!!
I work with French people .. and banning them would increase productivity no end ... we wouldn't even need to replace them! Just by getting rid of them would help!
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Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:18, archived)

Oh, that is good...

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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:39, archived)

hahahaha
as a Scottish wasp in a box, I am more than happy to laugh at the French today!
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Wasp Box been rubbing a bad charm, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:42, archived)

CHEESE EATING SURRENDER MONKEYS!!!!

that is all
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Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:52, archived)

I can't work out whether he's evil
or just a bit sad.

(Ian Woosnam, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:59, archived)

*screams*

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:02, archived)

*reams*

(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:14, archived)

*rims*

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fucksocks I'm a positive bloke...by positive I mean HIV., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:30, archived)

*renames*

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dragon drop : worlds best self-deprecator, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:32, archived)

He looks confused
and a little unhinged
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chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:03, archived)

treebeard!
i.... believe...... that....... we...... should

*starts chainsaw*
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hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:10, archived)

That doesn't make any sense to me,
but then again you are very small.
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Matazone writing short story audio books for Halloween :-D, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:12, archived)

mmmm
olives.
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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:27, archived)

ning

bindun?
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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:58, archived)

Yep,
I did it
*tries to find*
finds this instead

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Mstandot, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:00, archived)

ah well, always worth a try

edit/who did the feminiem one, that was a cracker!
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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:02, archived)

Most things have been.
apart from the blindingly obvious ones
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Mstandot, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:03, archived)

^this...
if we worried too much about reinventing the wheel... this place'd be pretty quiet...
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hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:12, archived)

mugatu
he's a star *swoons*
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in vino veritas, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:15, archived)

;)

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mugatu what the deuce?, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:40, archived)

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mugatu what the deuce?, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:39, archived)

you should send it to him...
... he'd love it
*ninja edit* he looks like dustin hoffman in tootsie!
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hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:42, archived)

:)
I love the smell of roasted peas in the morning!
(assistant commissioner terra blanche, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:38, archived)

Heheh. Reminds me a bit of...

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riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:16, archived)

Ha!
needs more "SO...."
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hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:21, archived)

With the great taste of Ecstacy

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dragon drop : worlds best self-deprecator, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:34, archived)

They look like
the chocolate mice you get. Or the ice cream things which are very similar.
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BigFreak thinks that words are fun, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:19, archived)

similar but not the same..and a long, long time ago

nicely
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Beau Bo d'Or blog at - bbdo.co.uk/blog, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:05, archived)

Morning sir
looks like ZOO have stopped trying to put tags on altogether this week, and acknowledgements on who they got them from....
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The Great Architect, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:14, archived)

ZOO?

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BigFreak thinks that words are fun, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:16, archived)

ME?

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hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:19, archived)

MUM?

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BigFreak thinks that words are fun, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:20, archived)

*gets hit with sponge mallet*
*gets elastoplast*
*puts it on knee*
*wiggles knee*
*goes home*
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hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:22, archived)

there's a lot going on which I can't talk about yet..
In miniature writing on the right of the page,you'll see a note saying they're all from b3ta and in an earlier page they have removed tags and put miniature credits on the side of the page.

A poor attempt at giving credit.

In my opinion, it is very noticeable that they are not publishing any more images that have been 'sent in'.
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Beau Bo d'Or blog at - bbdo.co.uk/blog, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:21, archived)

aha, thanks for that
I'm afraid a quick scan at the back page during the weekly shop doesn't justify me looking at the small print, I juts saw the empty grey boxes under each image and the tags cut away,

thanks for the update, pity theres not more the rest of us can do, as it affects a lot of B3tans really
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The Great Architect, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:26, archived)

gripper

(discodaz has finally got a job!, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:21, archived)

Ning!
from the King!

(radja, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:49, archived)

I like armadilloes!!!

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riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:50, archived)

I read that as
armour-plated dildoes!
(

Mstandot, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:52, archived)

What?
For that really tough penetration?
(

riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:53, archived)

best of all the animals!

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:52, archived)

Crunchy on the outside
soft in the middle!
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riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:54, archived)

who decided to call dime bars daim bars I understand that it makes it cheaper to produce because they can use the same wrapper for the whole of europe but
"daim"?
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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:54, archived)

Yeah they changed
armadailloes for the same reason.
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riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:56, archived)

it's a sour topic really
Jif: Cif
Dime: Daim
Armadailloes: Armadilloes
Thatcher: Blair
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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:59, archived)

Well lets hope
they never decide to give Marathons a stupid name.
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Afinkawan, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:07, archived)

that'd be ridiculous if they did
what sums up a chocolate bar with all that peanutty goodness better than marathon
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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:14, archived)

hehhehe
They did try it with Cocpops.
(

riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:17, archived)

*double-takes*
What pops?
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Afinkawan, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:20, archived)

ooops
Note to self: Double check spelling.

Yes that would be a totally different breakfast.
I think I was trying to say Cocopops, but Dr. Freud would probably say something different.
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riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:22, archived)

What did they do to Cocopops then?

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Afinkawan, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:24, archived)

choco bits
or something and they started a huge campaign and then britain revolted and they changed it back
(

GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:28, archived)

There was a big publicity stunt
where they tried to call them choco-crispies, but people complained, then they held a phone/text vote to change it back. All a scam I reckon
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Dr. Strange Apparantly those were the droids I was looking for, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:30, archived)

Cocpops?
sounds painful
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Dr. Strange Apparantly those were the droids I was looking for, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:20, archived)

Opal Fruits
Starburst
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riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:13, archived)

soft on the inside, crunchy on the outside
ARMADILLOES
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hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:57, archived)

i've always wanted a stuffed armadillo,
with a remote control car built into it. hours of fun.
dear santa....

edit/ just found one on e-bay, watch this space.
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god save the queen hardly ever original, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:54, archived)

ROBOTEERS ARE YOU READY?
FIGHT!
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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:55, archived)

armadillos

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amoebaboy is polishing the buddah, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:54, archived)

Yay!

/edit - I wonder how much bandwidth is wasted every day by b3ta's constantly refrershing the image while you're writing your message?
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Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:58, archived)

1.7 internets, thats how much!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:01, archived)

Or 1.21 Gigawatts

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chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:03, archived)

1.21 Jigga-Wuuuuuuuuuht!
*homes*
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hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:11, archived)

if you use FF it should be cached....
IE on the otherhand is utter mince so probably a lot!
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hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:09, archived)

Yes!
Wooyay!
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:03, archived)

more sillyness....
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

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surfpunk Strike Me Flamin' 'andsome, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:45, archived)

blimey, they are as ginger as internet expert, Rob Manuel .

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Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:46, archived)

I thought he invented the interweb??

(

surfpunk Strike Me Flamin' 'andsome, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:48, archived)

I hear
he has an outtie!:O
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riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:49, archived)

I heard
he doesn't sleep,

he waits
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Dr. Strange Apparantly those were the droids I was looking for, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:55, archived)

I heard his farts smell of vindaloo!

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riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:57, archived)

I heard
he knows where a particle is AND what its doing
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Dr. Strange Apparantly those were the droids I was looking for, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:07, archived)

I heard he's been testing
nuclear underpant in North Korea again!
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riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:20, archived)

100 funniest moments?
He talks posh too.
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Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:50, archived)

lol
i saw that too, "internet expert"
he he he
(discodaz has finally got a job!, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:56, archived)

that's his TV voice
in real life he talks like a right mockney wide boy*

*may not be 100% of FACT
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Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:00, archived)

They're*

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BigFreak thinks that words are fun, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:02, archived)

Let's all groan together
after 3.
1...
2...
3.Grooooaaaan, come on where were you?
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Mstandot, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:49, archived)

I really very sorry but I maoned my mistake.

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riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:50, archived)

MAOAMed

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:50, archived)

It's like a moan
but more dyslexic:)
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riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:51, archived)

with 33% real fruit juices!

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:52, archived)

'ning all

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Mstandot, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:34, archived)

Hahahahaha! That's silly.
Why the hell do I have 0 unread messages? And what does it mean?!
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Afinkawan, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:40, archived)

Nobody has sent you any messages

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davew27, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:41, archived)

It means
that no one has sent you any messages.

duh...
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Pappa Ratzi had a strange dream last night., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:41, archived)

I think you should have a message now

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:41, archived)

It means
no one like you

(JOKE)
(mmmmmmm k!, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:42, archived)

Woo
That hit the spot
(mmmmmmm k!, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:40, archived)

hahaha....much sillyness

WOO
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surfpunk Strike Me Flamin' 'andsome, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:43, archived)

found in Taipei

(

packetslut, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:15, archived)

It's a massive great cock!

(

4dam party, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:16, archived)

I thought that would wake you up

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:17, archived)

There's nothing beats a massive great cock to wake me up in the morning

(

4dam party, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:19, archived)

I'd beat a massive cock if it woke me up in the morning

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TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:29, archived)

Hurdles? 200 metres? Triple jump?
'Ning all.
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riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:33, archived)

I bet you would
dirty little tart

Don't ever change ;)
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Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:08, archived)

*humps leg*

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TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:19, archived)

*clitorally stimulates*

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4dam party, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:20, archived)

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bilbobarneybobs is f*u*c*k*ed - oh bugger, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:20, archived)

he says the sweetest things...!

(

TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:21, archived)

I should write those romantic greetings cards

(

4dam party, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:23, archived)

I was right sorry to learn ya
Succumbed to another hernia
You shouldn't lift what you cannot carry
All my love your grandson Harry.

/Fry & Laurie
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Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:40, archived)

Fantastic!

(

Jacksonville believes God created evolution in 7 days, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:53, archived)

No need to feel left out!
*tickles banjo string*
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4dam party, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:24, archived)

you're so sweet

*spaffs*
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TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:21, archived)

*gargles*

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4dam party, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:23, archived)

*swallows*

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TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:24, archived)

*snowballs*

(

4dam party, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:25, archived)

ermm...

ermm... what comes after snowballing?
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TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:27, archived)

Sleep

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BigFreak thinks that words are fun, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:28, archived)

hahaha

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TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:29, archived)

Loving hugs

(

4dam party, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:34, archived)

hurrah!

okay! *opens arms*
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TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:40, archived)

blimey that's big!
and ning 'all
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McBadger CHECK OUT MY SIG OH YEAH MNNNNNNN, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:17, archived)

CAREFUL!
it's going to spluff!
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hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:18, archived)

phroar
that is big in many many ways.

*cries*
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TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:19, archived)

crikey!

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:19, archived)

hallo!

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TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:21, archived)

morning tutt
*pesters*
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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:22, archived)

*snuggles up to*

(:
(

TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:22, archived)

braw
*walks like a STUF*
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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:24, archived)

pffffffffft
you can't talk to me about spelling young man!

bend over! q;
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TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:24, archived)

*bneds*
;�)

i have to go and do work now :�(
laters
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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:25, archived)

t'ra!

*HUG*
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TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:27, archived)

He He
Appolls for TJ

I just got emailed this site and it appears to be ripping off B3ta users artwork. I've already spotted stuff by Elclectec & Damocles

gwally.com/avatars/000653.php
gwally.com/avatars/000649.php
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Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:23, archived)

that'll make a change..!

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TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:25, archived)

contact them.... we have b3ta mail now :)
they've even stuck their own sig on the image!
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hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:26, archived)

I already have
I just thought it best I let the rest of the community know about this mob
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Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:30, archived)

*gets pitchfork and torch*
let's get a'lynchin!
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hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:31, archived)

Bit of a shocker
that they've stamped it as their own. :\\/\/

Edit: More stoled stuffs: avatarfarm.com/star_wars/jedi_squirrels.php
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BigFreak thinks that words are fun, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:27, archived)

Arghhh adverts
Is it me or is Firefox becoming a bit ineffectual at stopping those of late?
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Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:38, archived)

Adverts?
Where?
(

davew27, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:41, archived)

Is it acceptable
to post them here to leech their bandwidth?
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Afinkawan, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:29, archived)

let's ALL do it

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TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:31, archived)

Har

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BigFreak thinks that words are fun, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:31, archived)

They are using Image shack for their image hosting so probably not
as you'd be leaching from someone legit
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Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:31, archived)

mind piss!
:)
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hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:33, archived)

they're using imageshack for the images anyway :(

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hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:33, archived)

I would've gone to the Blackpool bash, but......

Oh, and who sent me this?
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JollyJack has a cold, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:15, archived)

clearly a fake
no shark
no bridge
helicopter
eyebrows too small
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HappyToast sorted on, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:16, archived)

lacking titted up squirrels.......

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4dam party, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:16, archived)

haha!
'ere you seen this yet?
www.squirrelswithtits.com

my guess is yes...

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McBadger CHECK OUT MY SIG OH YEAH MNNNNNNN, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:18, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHA!
*yiff*
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4dam party, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:19, archived)

Registered by domainsbyproxy.com?
Who would want to remain anonymous when the site is such a masterpiece?
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wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:20, archived)

I wish it was mine
'joins yiff-roast'
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McBadger CHECK OUT MY SIG OH YEAH MNNNNNNN, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:21, archived)

That is so wrong on many many levels

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:21, archived)

How did you find that?

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BigFreak thinks that words are fun, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:23, archived)

Seen it?
I own it :)

Still trying to figure out what to do with it :)

And it's with domains by proxy because spamming twats strip the email addresses out of the DNS lists and add them to theirs :(
(

Pappa Ratzi had a strange dream last night., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:44, archived)

Don't frget the Shroos!

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riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:27, archived)

haha!

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hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:17, archived)

Ha ha!
You bathe with the weird man-bird thing from the cartoon strips. That makes you a real proper furry!
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wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:16, archived)

I like my rubber ducky.
He is my friend.....
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JollyJack has a cold, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:21, archived)

Is it one of the vibrating variety?

buzzzzzzzz
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wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:23, archived)

That's simply to keep the water bubbly.

(

JollyJack has a cold, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:27, archived)

plus... thats not his hand holding the book...
it belongs to a philipino rent boy...

*has proof*
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hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:23, archived)

I knew I should have shredded that receipt before putting it in the bin.....

(

JollyJack has a cold, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:24, archived)

still... i have a lot of time on my hands :)

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hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:27, archived)

I almost had one of those
tea sprayed into a high voltage monitor incidents when reading that. :-D
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wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:24, archived)

as you do...!

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TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:20, archived)

Good morning.
I saw this book at the weekend. I will buy it.

I don't care if it has previously been done. It's a story that can be re-told many times.
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wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:10, archived)

i'd buy a cock with jamie
but he'd be the one eating it

WOO
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TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:11, archived)

Is this some kind of enforced feminisation kink
that you have? You want to turn our Jamie into a sissy and make him service bikers in a gentlemen's convenience?
I for one approve.
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wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:13, archived)

He already does.
His name is Jamie.
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Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has rice and pianos falling, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:27, archived)

Does it tell you how to ge a fat tounge like his?

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caffeinefreak, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:11, archived)

TONGUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
why do so many people spell it wrong?

/pet peev
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HappyToast sorted on, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:13, archived)

ti

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:15, archived)

hahahahah
took me a second
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HappyToast sorted on, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:17, archived)

:)

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:19, archived)

Pete Tongue?
;�)
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Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:15, archived)

got the power

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HappyToast sorted on, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:16, archived)

hahahahahah
I thought that everytime I saw it and meant to shop it every time I got in.
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HappyToast sorted on, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:13, archived)

Here's a thing.
The first GIMPY-photoshoppy thing I ever did for the public was a piss-take of Mr. Oliver for a now defunct site called hairytongue.com.
Sadly I can't find this primal image anywhere. It is lost to posterity. :(
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wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:15, archived)

have you tried that Internet History site?
can't remember the address, but it was in a newsletter once I think!
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HappyToast sorted on, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:18, archived)

Yes.
I spent a good hour or so trawling through their archives (archive.org), but it was one of the images they didn't capture. :( They had everybody else's, so I think I'm the victim of an interweb hate campaign.
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wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:22, archived)

Isn't he a big enough cock as he is?

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idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:31, archived)

...and here it is
have some pointless crap
and a hearty 'ning!

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bilbobarneybobs is f*u*c*k*ed - oh bugger, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:02, archived)

Oh dear
Well, it's put a smile on my face, so not a complete waste of time.

'ning to you!
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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:03, archived)

That is so pointless it's rounder than Fern Britton's arse :)

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:05, archived)

Hehe
I did something similar as one of my first EVAR shops. Woo2u!
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BigFreak thinks that words are fun, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:06, archived)

hoho - brilliant!

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bilbobarneybobs is f*u*c*k*ed - oh bugger, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:09, archived)

ho ho ho

/green giant
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TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:09, archived)

'ning.

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BigFreak thinks that words are fun, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:10, archived)

ningles

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TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:12, archived)

hahahahahahahaha
fresh out the oven, mmmmmmmmm, scalding
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HappyToast sorted on, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:08, archived)

Does he only do Aeros?
I wanted a twix :�(
In other news, 'NING ALL!
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Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:11, archived)

more 'ning

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TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:12, archived)

Reminds me of this:
www.b3ta.com/board/6392739

by The Neville.

Oh yes.
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wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:12, archived)

cor, what a rip off! shame on you bobs you complete copier!
*cancels subscription to the 3Bs newsletter*
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HappyToast sorted on, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:14, archived)

arf!

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bilbobarneybobs is f*u*c*k*ed - oh bugger, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:19, archived)

I think
subliminaly

that's where the idea cam from
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bilbobarneybobs is f*u*c*k*ed - oh bugger, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:15, archived)

But executed with more style.
Obviously.
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wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:17, archived)

"Aero Smith"?
Some's going to have to pun that some time.

But it won't be me, as I have no breakfast, or money to buy breakfast. (Damn cash machine charging �1.75 just for the privilege of getting your own money...)
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Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:45, archived)

^this
i end up taking �50 out just to ease the 17.5% charge when taking a tenner!
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hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:16, archived)

Bilbobarneybobs is about to post some pointless crap
So have mine first, Correct Trouserwear for Mondays

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HappyToast sorted on, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 8:49, archived)

ace that's better than mine
my pointless crap is still 2o mins away
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bilbobarneybobs is f*u*c*k*ed - oh bugger, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 8:51, archived)

m'nin you

It's far too early to be at work...at least it feels like it's about 6 in the morning not 9
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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 8:53, archived)

zzzz
I'm so tired today

almost slept in

but was having a dream about Rod Hull, so woke up
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bilbobarneybobs is f*u*c*k*ed - oh bugger, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 8:57, archived)

*shudders*

Curse this imagination
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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:02, archived)

^THIS^
big time.

I could so easily have stayed in bed until about 11 this morning. But it was not to be.
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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:02, archived)

even i'm up and i've got nothing to do
and nowhere to go
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TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:07, archived)

m'nin Toasty
How do you know ThreeBees is going to post pointless crap*

*other than the obvious reason

In other news did anybody else cop Rob on the telly last night
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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 8:51, archived)

Rob? On telly?
Missed that. When / where / what / has anyone youtubed it?
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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:03, archived)

yes, yes they did
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppP3YHI1wtU

He's right up there with Zig and Zag
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The Great Architect, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:05, archived)

'nin Archie

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:08, archived)

'ning sir!

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The Great Architect, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:11, archived)

He was one of the "celebs" making comments on Channel 4's
Tv's 100 funniest moments*

*Yes I was very bored last night...pipex still haven't re-connected me to the interweb so I am forced to watch drivel instead of making it
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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:08, archived)

it's a hard life
i don't have a TV nor nuffin, innit.
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TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:11, archived)

No TV !
Lucky you...you can't watch soap operas or (un)reality progs

*remembers when all this was fields*
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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:13, archived)

bleh
don't care, i'm not missing it really.
apart from when i'm tired and the internet seems too much effort.

meh! *shrug*
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TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:17, archived)

By 'eck Grommit!
I'm wearing the wrong trousers!

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Matazone writing short story audio books for Halloween :-D, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 8:55, archived)

that's a handi ghandi

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 8:56, archived)

Deary deary me
/FACT
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riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:03, archived)

yes
/ANOTHER FACT
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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:10, archived)

Have you hugged your shroo today?
/FACT FACT FACT
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riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:29, archived)

Dammit someone eles got there before me

Just seen one a bit like this in Archive :(
(mmmmmmm k!, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 8:21, archived)

the one i saw wasn't as good as this tho..
... unless there's another...
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hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 9 Oct 2006, 8:26, archived)

The only one was with the red background i think
Thats the one i saw.
(mmmmmmm k!, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 8:29, archived)

this is better...
... sorry to original author
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hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:19, archived)

Thanks

(mmmmmmm k!, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:21, archived)

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery
Original author of the "one with the red background"
(Cuedoss, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:25, archived)

Hudum

Clicky for biggy

Previously 1 2

EDIT: If you fancy being lully, you can click here to vote for my comic: www.buzzcomix.net/in.php?id=Matazone Ta!
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Matazone writing short story audio books for Halloween :-D, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 8:16, archived)

Very nice
despite the fact I have no idea what's going on
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Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 8:19, archived)

The last one was about eating that chocolate and dying...
So I guess the note was serious...huh!

edit: Good 'ning one and all *waves cheerily*
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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 8:37, archived)

Ning!
*waves Merry* *waves Pippin*
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Matazone writing short story audio books for Halloween :-D, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 8:42, archived)

*waves tentatively*
ahem.... hewwo
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hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:35, archived)

hehehe!
i likes this
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spacefish committing suicide to free the zombie!, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 9:01, archived)

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