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Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:14, archived)

No comment.

But surely mulebangs would cause more facial breakage?
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wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:16, archived)

Well, it was the other side of the room
Hence the mere facial bloodiness.
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Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:18, archived)

Wobbly Paul says not.

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routine and Pantene, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:18, archived)

Is he saying it in some kind of
fucked up mid-Atlantic accent?
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wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:20, archived)

Is Heather Mills still quite fit for an old amputee or am I going nuts?
Her son's a ker-nobber though. Stupid BASTARD *kicks*. Fucking Govinder, didn't mean a bloody thing.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:21, archived)

Not my cup of tea,
but then again she is about 40 years too old for my tastes.

*awaits the Daily Mail pitchfork mob*
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wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:25, archived)

is she 38?
:-D
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hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:30, archived)

She's got a good-sized rack,
I'll give her that, but a leg detaching while I was trying to pin it behind her ear would put me off.
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routine and Pantene, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:31, archived)

that's ok then
cos I imagine pinning her leg behind her ear would put her off! (could be how she lost it in the first place!)
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Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:37, archived)

Nah,
she loves bugs-bunny style sex.
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routine and Pantene, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:42, archived)

Christ, he looks like an old woman.

(rogue sausage superfluous apostrophe pedagogue, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:21, archived)

why does
he look like an old woman?

I can imagine (all the people) him and Thora Hurd having a tea party.

EDIT: Piddle of the cortex
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Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:22, archived)

:D
Top scribble!
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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:19, archived)

lovely stuffs.

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- D - Onion-head-carrot-fingers, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:23, archived)

I imagine we'd treat alien ambassadors with great respect...

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monkeon schmonkeon : twitter.com/ricomonkeon, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:05, archived)

mmm tasty hot ET
WOO sir ;)
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Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:06, archived)

nicely
we would that!
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bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:06, archived)

nice. :)
lovely dalek hat.
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- D - Onion-head-carrot-fingers, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:07, archived)

And how would we be able to do that
without...

?????
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wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:07, archived)

The Queen is peeing on the Alien!
OMG!
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Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:07, archived)

so ET stands for
Elephants Tleg
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mictoboy, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:08, archived)

*cough*todger*cough*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:09, archived)

he keeps it well tucked!

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mictoboy, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:12, archived)

I want an ET kebab now :(
w/y/h!
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wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:08, archived)

nyum nyum nyum

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TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:08, archived)

For the last time, you're not allowed to eat the Queen.
It's treason, and she's also probably all stringy.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:09, archived)

awww boo hiss

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TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:10, archived)

Alright, you can eat her
As long as you get her pin number and handbag before she cops it.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:13, archived)

If its treason to eat the Queen,
shirely Prince Philip would have been brought to book by now....
...something to think about over lunch
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The Great Architect, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:12, archived)

nice, mental. image. you. cunt

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mictoboy, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:14, archived)

Who says they've indulged in the heady delights of cunnilingus?
They may be strictly 'lights off, no talking, missionary position and DON'T YOU LOOK AT ME'
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:14, archived)

just like my parents

*rocks slightly*
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TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:16, archived)

Your parents look like
HRH Betty & husby Pip?
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wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:18, archived)

hahaha!
that's ET is good for.
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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:13, archived)

Haha
That's instantly taken me back to the days of the queen's milky wee.
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zerolicious, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:30, archived)

Board's a bit slow today.
Have a pearoast.

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wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:53, archived)

hahaha

(GoldenFanjita, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:55, archived)

ha ha ha ha
I used to love the Mary Whitehouse experience, but then they split up and did "Punt and Dennis" as well as "Newman and Badiel" which all turned to poo ... FACT!
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Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:56, archived)

Yes this

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4dam party, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:56, archived)

Newman and Baddiel
was bloody fab. I loved the joke about Rob's addiction the the airhorn. :-D
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wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:58, archived)

but they couldn't exactly have done
another 4 series with just that one jape. They worked best together!

I think we should form a pressure group to force the four of them back together.
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Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:03, archived)

Yes.
The we could watch Rob and David beat all kinds of shit out of each other on live TV. It's what Punt would have wanted.
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wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:05, archived)

is Punt dead?
or are you merely suggesting his comedy died?
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Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:07, archived)

Is punt dead?

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:09, archived)

is he the one who needs to blow his fucking nose?

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MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:12, archived)

He's the one who looks a bit like Eric Idle
as opposed to the one who is the doctor in My Hero.
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Afinkawan, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:13, archived)

yes
the unfunny one who needs to blow his fucking nose
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MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:13, archived)

Punt and Dennis are both alive and well
and doing The Now Show for Radio 4 which is fucking fab.
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Afinkawan, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:12, archived)

Punt's not well
he needs to blow his fucking nose
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MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:15, archived)

For a moment there I thought two people had said that
And he must have a really bunged up nose or something but they're both you. You're doing the old man trick of 'going on about ONE FUCKING THING for five years'.

Are we not allowed to get you on the subject of the war either?

*runs away*
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:17, archived)

the war? I fought for people like you
but I never got one
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MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:18, archived)

You never got a person like me?
You don't want one, I smoke and swear and buy lots of box sets.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:20, archived)

marry me

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MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:21, archived)

she doesn't take it up the ring
:(

/trying to find perfect woman blog
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Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:25, archived)

Hah, how little you know me.
I just don't get why men don't understand the one finger, two finger THEN anything else principle. You have to warm up.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:27, archived)

Alright, you can be my interweb husband.
to IM and to MSN
from this cookie forward
for broadband, for dialup
for paypal, for exiled Nigerian Princes,
in defrag and in skyware,
to match.com and to ebay,
till log off us do part'

*gives you the ISDN cable o' love*

'With my modem I honour you,
all that I (sp)am I give to you,
and all that I have I share(ware) with you,
within the love of Rob,
Father, Son and Holy Cow.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:26, archived)

too complicated
howabout a fuck?
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MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:28, archived)

For all you know I could be a demure little maiden
And deeply offended by that.

I'm offering odds of 250-4.

(and I can't believe you said too complicated, I googled vows for you, you hairy git)

Right, I'm off to have a ciggiepoos.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:30, archived)

Is Punt dead?

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TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:11, archived)

No.
I was being all silly.

He's still alive on those dreary BBC radio panel shows.
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wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:12, archived)

i thought 'newman & badiel', was ace as well.

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- D - Onion-head-carrot-fingers, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:59, archived)

I'm far too young for all of that
But david Baddiel's very nice in a 'nice yiddishe boy' sort of a way.

My grandma would approve.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:03, archived)

I bet she goes
like a jaguar with a car battery in it's undercrackers in the sack ...
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Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:04, archived)

She's dead, you cunt.

*may be a lie for guilt making. The insult still stands though.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:06, archived)

he he he
I would feel guilty, but as you say, your comment stands ;)
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Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:07, archived)

I've got three grandmas.
No, really. And three granddads.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:08, archived)

*Scratches head in confusion*
*applies caniston*
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Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:09, archived)

Mum's parents split up and married again before I was born.
Much presents galore!
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:10, archived)

are you one of the chosen people?

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MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:13, archived)

......yes?
If in doubt, the affirmative.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:14, archived)

happy Succot to ya then

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MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:16, archived)

Pfft, I don't pay attention to all of that.
Although I should, because apparently it's like camping except not, according to my far more religious cousin.

I like camping. I was a girl guide. I can tie all sorts of knots.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:19, archived)

my sister's gone all frum
very sad.
Looking forward to introducing her kids to bacon when the time is right
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MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:21, archived)

The most Jewish I get
Is getting my shreytl out of the cupboard and giggling at it.

Oh, and explaining the black phylactery boxes in the film Pi
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:29, archived)

tephilin- great place to keep your stash
and it becomes holy in the process
or something
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MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:39, archived)

hahahaha!

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4dam party, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:57, archived)

For a moment there
I thought he was going to say "that's shit that is".

Ta :)
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wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:59, archived)

Good point
this pic could be used as an "is it yay or poo" type suspense builder
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Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:08, archived)

Best woo evar
And I'll fight anyone who says otherwise...
*draws sword*
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Monsieur Monster FALALALALALALALALAFEL!, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:18, archived)

Reposting in a new thread is bad, m'kay
Click here to see two naked women, in a burning boat, which is in the middle of a field.

I'm not lying, either. NSFW, obviously
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cr3 history books forgot about us, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:55, archived)

Cor!
now that's specialist porn!
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Wasp Box is your next PM, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:57, archived)

nice one
except the blurring :(
(pirahna, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:57, archived)

I really wasn't expecting you to be telling the truth
and the right hand girls boobs are loverly
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Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:57, archived)

Yeah I know...
sorry about that.

Of course it gave you an excuse to post that link, which I am grateful for!

What the hell created that scene anyway?
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wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:58, archived)

damn, you are not lying
*gets the sack*

Click here for hot housewives
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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:58, archived)

arf!
*enjoys*
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bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:04, archived)

Phwoar!
Fire, boats an naked women, you can't get better than that. That's what I'm talking about.
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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:58, archived)

I really wish
that I had had the idea for that photo. If a person can conjure that scene out of their heads then they will be rich within days. Days I tell you. Days.
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wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:23, archived)

hoots!

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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:57, archived)

pfft!
*digs around for summat to repost*

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- D - Onion-head-carrot-fingers, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:58, archived)

THAT IS MY LEG!!!
pff!
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fucksocks I'm a positive bloke...by positive I mean HIV., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:59, archived)

yes, yes it is!
:)
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- D - Onion-head-carrot-fingers, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:00, archived)

here have another from a different angle!!
lolzzz!!11!

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fucksocks I'm a positive bloke...by positive I mean HIV., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:05, archived)

bloody hell
what did you do to it?
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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:08, archived)

bummed 4dam
told you he was a tight arse

look look ... there's even ring marks
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Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:15, archived)

I was in a car crash, in the front passenger seat....
.....and as i am a totally cockhead was not wearing a seat belt.

yes i am a complete fuckwit

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fucksocks I'm a positive bloke...by positive I mean HIV., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:19, archived)

Hahaha!
What the hell is going on there?
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wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:00, archived)

not really sure.
it definitely involved alcohol, though.
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- D - Onion-head-carrot-fingers, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:05, archived)

Thought I'd save a thread this time. As promised...

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riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:59, archived)

lmao
nice
(pirahna, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:04, archived)

Hahaha!
Brillitastic!™
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Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:08, archived)

no no ... this could have had it's own thread
it's awsome!!

meh ... too late now ...
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Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:19, archived)

it's no excuse
nice though

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Wasp Box is your next PM, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:59, archived)

Hahahahahahahahaha!
Hahahahahahahaha! Ace!
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Smallbrainfield, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:00, archived)

Jings! Crivvens!
Help ma boab!
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Mystery_Bob, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:00, archived)

whit a stramash!
few more if ye fancy them
www.b3ta.com/board/6376003
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Wasp Box is your next PM, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:04, archived)

hahaha!

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- D - Onion-head-carrot-fingers, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:01, archived)

...
Ian gives me the fear.
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wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:01, archived)

hahahaha!
Crivvens!
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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:03, archived)

i love my peas roasted...

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Zank Frappa shall return whenever Fallout 3 loses its appeal!, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:01, archived)

Dear god
I think I knew the lass with the football!
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riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:03, archived)

no she had a normal minge ...... when she said
"it's like waving a stick in a bucket" she was implying you were small
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Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:29, archived)

Throwing a chip up the M1?

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fucksocks I'm a positive bloke...by positive I mean HIV., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:36, archived)

haha!
ace.
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- D - Onion-head-carrot-fingers, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:04, archived)

I still like that :D
Isn't there another one with obligatory added spong for the girl on the left?
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wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:05, archived)

blimey!
how's the one in yellow on the right managing - does she have crotchless bikini bottoms?
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Wasp Box is your next PM, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:08, archived)

Sorry mate
MSN's gone tits up.
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riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:21, archived)

Hahaha!

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gronkpan, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:22, archived)

Cedric the Monster visits a library

Previously:
Cedric the Monster buys an ice cream
Cedric the Monster goes bird watching
Cedric the Monster dines out
Cedric the Monster visits an art gallery
Cedric the Monster woos a beautiful lady
Cedric the Monster cooks dinner
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Milkman Dan, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:45, archived)

Yay!
I have a question. Why is he crapping out 'Bleak House'? Is it just because the book's shit?
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wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:47, archived)

because it isn't food!

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Milkman Dan, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:48, archived)

No no, you misunderstand me.
*attempts to restructure question*
*fails*
*gives up*
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wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:49, archived)

It's an under arm toss
and not coming out of his arse
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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:55, archived)

Ahhhhh I see now.
Thankyou for understanding.
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wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:56, archived)

It's a great book
and not shit.

So there.
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wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:54, archived)

Well fine.
I wasn't suggesting it was, ashally.
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wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:55, archived)

Hooray for you then.

Have a crocodile to help you through your day.

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wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:00, archived)

That's beautiful.
I shall treasure it.

*treasures*
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wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:03, archived)

cedric the monster
kicks arse!
(pirahna, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:51, archived)

:D

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- D - Onion-head-carrot-fingers, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:59, archived)

heheh
You should call him Cedric the Alien rather than Monster in order to shoehorn him into this week's competition.
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monkeon schmonkeon : twitter.com/ricomonkeon, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:08, archived)

the puns are eating me up today
see what you see 2... warning, this one is LAME! first one to guess wins another fluffy pocket sweet...

(bobbysands, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:19, archived)

chief some bird I don't know
She ain't NO Heron Flight Yo'
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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:20, archived)

A cup of coffee in need of refilling

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bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:20, archived)

Everywhere I look, all I see is the overwhelming beauty that is Heron Flight.

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gronkpan, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:21, archived)

What the sam hill is
all this heron flight malarkey about?
(Mucifer I like mooses, best of all the animals, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:22, archived)

I'd be careful who you admit to not knowing about Heron Flight to. It can get you lynched in these parts.

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gronkpan, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:24, archived)

your best friend isn't Heron Flight
but their best friend probably is!
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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:25, archived)

those interested in a Heron Flight newsletter please contact me via a message

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:27, archived)

Have you ever lay down in a field amongst the fresh moning dew? Heron Flight.

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gronkpan, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:28, archived)

Stocks in Heron Flight Rising
Heron Flight Rejoice!
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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:28, archived)

1. Heron Flight is a mammal
2. Heron Flight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the Heron Flight is to flip out and kill people
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chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:42, archived)

ahem

Brown girl in teh rain...

er checks again ... no rain .... shit
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awallafashagba, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:21, archived)

Fucked if i know.

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fucksocks I'm a positive bloke...by positive I mean HIV., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:21, archived)

Is that
Condoleeza Rice?

If so... I still don't have a fucking clue.
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wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:23, archived)

Hmmm...
Just realised I don't care. I'll guess, let sleeping dogs lie.
(M. Oignons http://harrylaconicjunior.wordpress.com/, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:24, archived)

easy... painful2.jpg... *yawns*

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Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:25, archived)

TRANNYSINFUNNYHATS

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4dam party, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:25, archived)

?
Samoan Chief with pink roses sprouting out of head?

Can I have some of what you are having please?

ps: ITS LUNCHEON TIME!
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Tesco Quality Wiping my face with dirty kittens since..., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:28, archived)

it's, it's, NINA SAMOAN! *runs n hides!*

(bobbysands, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:30, archived)

*finds*
*lynches*
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wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:31, archived)

*Bet Lynches*

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4dam party, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:33, archived)

*Betty Boothroyds*

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wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:34, archived)

Adie Boothroyd?
Nice tie.
(stylemonkey, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:36, archived)

needs more cream for Boothrooyds
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awallafashagba, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:36, archived)

*Betty Swallocks"

(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:41, archived)

Sweaty Bollocks....
...oh no wait....
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fucksocks I'm a positive bloke...by positive I mean HIV., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:55, archived)

something to do
with Kaiser Chief ?
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awallafashagba, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:34, archived)

nah, 'NINA SAMOAN' innit!

(bobbysands, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:36, archived)

o yea
......dur .... brain not in gear .. as if it ever has been
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awallafashagba, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:37, archived)

Pfffft!
Oh dear.
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Afinkawan, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:40, archived)

That's terrible :)

GUESS THIS PUN! QUICKLY NOW
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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:40, archived)

IT'S CRAZY TIEM

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BigFreak thinks that words are fun, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:42, archived)

Wrong but good
:D
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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:44, archived)

THAT CLOCK IS ALARMED!

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Mu 's lovely horse stomping through the field, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:42, archived)

HA
Have a biscuit.
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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:43, archived)

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Beau Bo d'Or blog at - bbdo.co.uk/blog, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:03, archived)

pffftt....
hahahahahaha!
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Zank Frappa shall return whenever Fallout 3 loses its appeal!, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:04, archived)

haha
that's fantastic. Ouch
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Milkman Dan, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:05, archived)

just this mean the fathers for justice guys will have to take off their masks every time they make a protest?
woo!
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mugatu what the deuce?, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:05, archived)

btw
The Zoo thing you asked about.

I'm having a go at them as they've used so many of my pictures recently even after they agreed not to post any more.
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Beau Bo d'Or blog at - bbdo.co.uk/blog, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:08, archived)

too bloody right.
good luck wit that
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mugatu what the deuce?, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:10, archived)

good luck
sort them out
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Milkman Dan, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:11, archived)

nout worse than leachers
good luck bud
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Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:12, archived)

hopefully Heron Flight will see your noble cause good

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:13, archived)

What's that annoying thing buzzing around in my ear? I can rule out Heron Flight, because Heron Flight is not annoying and it doesn't buzz in my ear.

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gronkpan, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:16, archived)

The Dutch aren't known for being awesome
however Heron Flight is
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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:16, archived)

Have you ever looked at the stars at night and wondered if you were alone in the universe? You will never be alone with Heron Flight.

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gronkpan, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:18, archived)

Heron Flight: Have sex with a woman.

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gronkpan, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:20, archived)

Heron Flight is the only number that can't be divided by 1

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:27, archived)

yey
See, Thatcher wouldn't take any of this shit :D
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Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:08, archived)

Woo!
*storms embassy*
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:19, archived)

Hahahaha!
Shame on you... linking veils with Teh Terrists
(

Manic declared war on Old Media, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:19, archived)

oops !
I did wonder if someone would take it out of context..but not you !

:-)
(

Beau Bo d'Or blog at - bbdo.co.uk/blog, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:25, archived)

(removes tongue from cheek)
better?
(

Manic declared war on Old Media, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:30, archived)

i did put a :-)
after my post...

:-) there it is again...
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Beau Bo d'Or blog at - bbdo.co.uk/blog, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:31, archived)

Hahahaha!
I'm sure they can't be that much of a barrier to communication. Name badges would sort most of the problem out, surely?
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Afinkawan, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:27, archived)

Hahaha

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DogHorse wants to do a poo in Paul's bathroom, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:32, archived)

Ha ha!
Nice
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Smallbrainfield, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:51, archived)

Waffles for breakfast........

Unhealthy.....but scrummy.
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JollyJack really needs a new laptop, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:02, archived)

Oh yeah...

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Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:03, archived)

oooh lesbians!
and waffles

my all-time 5-tissue fantasy
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MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:03, archived)

..............................what?!

(

JollyJack really needs a new laptop, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:05, archived)

i see lesbians
everywhere
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MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:06, archived)

Evidently
he had some form of lesbian/biscuit crumb experience as a young'un and it mentally scarred him.
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wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:07, archived)

jealous?

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:09, archived)

Yes, damn you.

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wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:09, archived)

tied up and forced to watch two lesbians
dripping maple syrup over their bosoms.
The best birthday party any 13 year old ever had.
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MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:11, archived)

Depends on who they were, surely
I mean, if they had been 70+, then that would have probably been rather more traumatic than if they were, say, 19.
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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:16, archived)

true
but my grandma and her sister put on a hell of a show
(

MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:17, archived)

*traumatised*

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Keyboard Weasel, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:14, archived)

70+ lesbians?
Christ, that's a whole room full. Imagine all the syrup.
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wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:18, archived)

i assume the waffles have so much syrup on that it takes 5 tissues to clean it up
i have no idea about the lesbians though...maybe they make the waffles?
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MrHaze likes to poo, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:11, archived)

Maybe
the lesbians have syrup on them requiring 5-tissue cleanup...
And the waffles are merely there for snacking on whilst watching.
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wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:12, archived)

Waffles are a byproduct of lesbianism?

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JollyJack really needs a new laptop, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:13, archived)

no, they are an essential acoutrement
in the art of lesbiality
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MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:14, archived)

oh.....pity......
....I guess I'll just have to get a regular waffle iron.....
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JollyJack really needs a new laptop, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:16, archived)

if you hang the waffles in your window they will attract lesbians
the maple syrup creates a fly paper effect to ensnare them
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MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:18, archived)

...
*imagines waking up in the morning to find several lesbians hanging from a waffle*
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wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:20, archived)

I don't have photoshop here
so could someone kindly create an image of four or five lesbians hanging mobile-like from a maple syrup waffles lesbitrap?
I need it for research.
Thankyou.
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MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:26, archived)

Waffles are the *main* product of lesbianism
It's the lady-sex and becoming English Literature academics that's the by-product!
(Mucifer I like mooses, best of all the animals, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:17, archived)

scrummy is two thirds the power of enriched Heron Flight

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:03, archived)

The power of Heron Flight must never be contained.

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gronkpan, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:06, archived)

Contaminated land is often removed and replaced with Heron Flight

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:07, archived)

A good Heron Flight should always be commented on. This is a quick, easy and geniune way to build rapport.

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gronkpan, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:09, archived)

I would like to sign up to a Heron Flight newsletter.

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Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:10, archived)

People can become very attached to their Heron Flight. It is important that you work to compliment their existing Heron Flight, rather than trying to replace it.

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gronkpan, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:13, archived)

Got Heron Flight?

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:11, archived)

Three words: Heron Flight, motherfucker.

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gronkpan, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:14, archived)

3 men walk into a pub
landlord says "have you lads tried the Heron Flight?"
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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:14, archived)

Drink Heron Flight responsibly

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:15, archived)

"Clean, Clear Heron Flight. Two of those and I'll fuck anybody"
- Some bint
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gronkpan, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:17, archived)

not eaten yet
must put that right.
Woo!
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Milkman Dan, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:04, archived)

Tasty, but not the ideal way to start a day.
As for nutrition, they're on par with pop-tarts.

Definitely weekend food.
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JollyJack really needs a new laptop, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:07, archived)

waffles for breakfast
with a large order of bacon & scrambled eggs.

Sounds good to me.
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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:17, archived)

Drool...
the food, natch.
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BigFreak thinks that words are fun, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:06, archived)

*YIFF!*

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4dam party, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:16, archived)

No, it's definitely a waffle.

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JollyJack really needs a new laptop, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:18, archived)

Yiffle?

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wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:21, archived)

Sounds........sticky.

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JollyJack really needs a new laptop, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:25, archived)

True, true.
Somehow it also sounds like some sort of edged weapon, but I have no idea why.
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wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:26, archived)

Waffles give me the horn too

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4dam party, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:25, archived)

Only from you would I find that statement unsurprising.

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JollyJack really needs a new laptop, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:26, archived)

That's because only I
could slip my tiny little cock between the waffle holes
(

4dam party, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:31, archived)

I'm sure
someone else could do it for you.
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wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:33, archived)

with judicious use of a scalpel
you could square off your little cock for a perfect fit.
(

Wasp Box is your next PM, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:33, archived)

Yiff is the finest brand of waffle
better than any othere proprietary waffle!
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Wasp Box is your next PM, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:28, archived)

am it really painful pun thyme yet?
say what ya see!...

(bobbysands, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:50, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
nope sorry I haven't a clue
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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:51, archived)

Neither have I.
So have another bad pun:

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kHiTe Post-Punk Retro Child: Indier and Gother than Thou, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:34, archived)

*howl*
tern-ip. Turnip.

Bah.
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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:51, archived)

ARG
tern-ips....

dear god!
(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:07, archived)

the black IPs?

(

hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:51, archived)

ARGH

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:52, archived)

:)
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hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:53, archived)

*groan*
But at least the pun is less rubbish than the band.
(

Afinkawan, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:52, archived)

I own the album
Oh the two reasons that it's good to sing along to when washing up and also she's actually quite nice.

Especially when she's dancing around and whatnot in that bumpy song.
(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:03, archived)

*agrees .......

boink
(

awallafashagba, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:06, archived)

If that's right you are such a cunt and a good guesser.
But mainly a cunt.
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Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:52, archived)

...
PS: You cunt
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:54, archived)

*pats head*
there... there...

*removes loose hair from hands*

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hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:55, archived)

OH!
HAIR JIBES!

*Nods aggressively for a bit*

/edit I've set myself up for another hair joke..
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Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:58, archived)

not TOO aggressively i hope...
*fetches hoover*
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hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:59, archived)

J EDGAR HOOVER I SUMMON YOU!

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:00, archived)

I choose you, Pikachu!

(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:01, archived)

POWER OF A THOUSAND DAMS ATTACK!

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:02, archived)

Shitty little electric spluff thing!
*gives up*

*buys Yu Gi Oh cards instead*
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:05, archived)

*pulls out J EDGAR HOOVER CARD*
*allows extra move*
*puts down HERON FLIGHT card*
*enriches J EDGAR HOOVER BOT TO QUADRA POWER TROUSERS*
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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:06, archived)

gaah!
im no good at this stuff.

My girl cousin half my age kicked my ass at marbles and took them all home!
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:14, archived)

So that's how you lost your marbles.

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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:32, archived)

oof
that hurt
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Milkman Dan, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:52, archived)

YEPS- you win hubare!
awful i know but it was haunting my mind...
(bobbysands, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:53, archived)

not awful at all
made me laugh :)
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hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:54, archived)

groan
*kills self*
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:53, archived)

damn it
off to hang myself...
(pirahna, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:54, archived)

oh
my
god
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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:12, archived)

I see
a pun that I don't get.

EDIT: Grarf!
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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:52, archived)

loads of IP addresses and two with arrows next to them 2: the revenge!

(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:52, archived)

RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGHHHT!
/roy walker blog
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hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:58, archived)

is it mr chips fisting a snake while samuel L jackson lubes up terry wogan?

(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:00, archived)

It was.
Now it's a picture of mr chips fisting a snake while Samuel L Jackson lubes up terry wogan with my spunk all over it.
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gronkpan, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:11, archived)

yay!
I win a fridge.
hang on
*opens*
its my fridge!

Its my fridge and youve filled it with spunk!

*glee*
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:15, archived)

that's FAR too easy - it's painful.jpg, obviously =)

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Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:52, archived)

ha!
Woo to looking at the filename!
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:53, archived)

err...
shrews?
(pirahna, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:52, archived)

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HappyToast sorted on, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:53, archived)

that's rather woosome, sir!

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Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:57, archived)

Her eyebrows suit nobody but her.
I found this out the hard way, after months of wandering around looking like I'd been kissing some sort of cubist miner.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:01, archived)

Haha!
'ning, Cap'n!

Are you still not coming to the Derby bash?
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Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:03, archived)

Unfortunately not
I'm actually going to be doing mine and everyone elses work....
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:06, archived)

double the annoyance...
=/
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Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:18, archived)

'ning!
needs more fluffeh cats holding cards with teh numbers on
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Tesco Quality Wiping my face with dirty kittens since..., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:56, archived)

your all gay!

(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:57, archived)

my all gay?
why thank you
(pirahna, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:57, archived)

you're welcome
theres plenty o'gay to go around!
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:04, archived)

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
That burnses!

;�)
(Druss_The_Legend "Next stop - BrownTown!", Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:58, archived)

I P Freely
lolz
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mugatu what the deuce?, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:58, archived)

I needed to get this out of my head

(

Milkman Dan, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:44, archived)

*REMEMBERS WAR DEAD*
(

mictoboy, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:45, archived)

*not entirely sure what this has to do with poppies*

(

Afinkawan, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:45, archived)

Milkman Dan is on heroin
or a heron

either way he's flying
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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:46, archived)

I have no idea
what my last post is all about. I just needed to make it so it wasn't bouncing round the sides of my head
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Milkman Dan, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:47, archived)

ah a common problem following heron flight

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:48, archived)

Heron Flight: The spirit of freshness.

(

gronkpan, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:51, archived)

It's the right time, and the right place. Heron Flight.

(

gronkpan, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:52, archived)

The age. The passion. Heron Flight.

(

gronkpan, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:52, archived)

Have you seen my heron flight

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:54, archived)

Can you smell something? That's the smell of success mixed with heron flight. They are virtually indistinguishable.

(

gronkpan, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:55, archived)

Heron Flight: The Final Thrill

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:56, archived)

Heron flight: Fifteen angry cats in a jam jar.

(

gronkpan, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:58, archived)

Heron Flight On A Plane, With J Edgar Hoover

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:58, archived)

A Heron flight a fortnight will keep the doctor's bumhole tight.

(

gronkpan, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:01, archived)

"I owe my newfound vim to Heron Flight" - Enthused customer #7

(

gronkpan, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:54, archived)

you can't fit quicker than a quick heron flight

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:55, archived)

Time for heron flight, afternoon delight.

(

gronkpan, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:56, archived)

is it just me or can anyone else smell Heron Flight

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:57, archived)

What's the difference between heron flight and sex, you ask? There's no wet spot after heron flight. Unless you did it wrong.

(

gronkpan, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:59, archived)

There are only two words that fit Heron Flight so well and those are Heron and Flight

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:00, archived)

There once was a man who questioned the merits of Heron Flight. He died, from a flying heron.

(

gronkpan, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:03, archived)

Heron Flight: Father, Friend and Hero

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:04, archived)

arf !
..
(

Beau Bo d'Or blog at - bbdo.co.uk/blog, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:04, archived)

One
from the w/e gayshift...

(

wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:42, archived)

I still like that
:D
_{The world's full of orange people... it's so wrong!}
(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:43, archived)

i say close the lids and cast the fuckers out to sea

(

Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:43, archived)

it won't work
they'll all cast up on an island and form an orange civilisation
(

Milkman Dan, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:44, archived)

as long as it's not here then what's the problem?

(

Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:45, archived)

when they test a nuclear weapon
and take over
(

Milkman Dan, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:47, archived)

racialisticismite!
*burns Ferrero Rocher*
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:48, archived)

Ferrero Rocher!
Surely the finest F1 racing driver to come out of Guyana
(

Milkman Dan, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:49, archived)

arf!
parp!
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:51, archived)

LOL! LOL! Tell me again, human!

(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:44, archived)

1
trust me ... it's all about what you do with it!!
(

Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:53, archived)

Those cheeky layout guys on my local paper have been at it again!
Meet Mrs Fish-head...

(

Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:38, archived)

slow news day?

(

Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:41, archived)

arf arf
but needs more shrews
(pirahna, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:41, archived)

She looks like a potato.
Or a peanut.
(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:42, archived)

age-ist

(

Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:44, archived)

It's all in the hips

(

HappyToast sorted on, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:36, archived)

that's very odd.
Have a woo!
(

Afinkawan, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:36, archived)

mesmerising

(

brianftang www.twitter.com/brianftang, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:36, archived)

Fall..... Fall.. FALL! FAAALLL!! FUCKING FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL!
*Falls over own anger*
(

Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:37, archived)

how strange
woo!
(

Milkman Dan, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:37, archived)

*mesmerised*
*forgets to do loads of work*

*remembers again*

aaaaargh!

byeeeeeeeee
(

bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:38, archived)

Strangely congruent
I wantched little Nicky last night.

It's wrong to fancy Harvey Keitel when he's the devil, isn't it?

Rhys Ifans wasn't bad either. He's got that slightly smug British perversion down to a T.
(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:40, archived)

i'd say it was more
downright dirty welsh perversion thing going on
(

Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:45, archived)

The Fuel of Britain..... Isn't it!?

(

hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:48, archived)

shouldnt fancy t3h devvils or his son cos theyre nawwty
and God will put them on the nawwty step with all the bad kittins when the day comes.

/kittin book of revelation
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:56, archived)

YAY!

*swoons*

(

Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:40, archived)

Madness.
Utter madness.
(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:42, archived)

This is just begging for some Newton's cradle action.
Woo!
(

gronkpan, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:49, archived)

ha! weird

(

mutated monty, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:57, archived)

What's going on?
Their hands are stretching...

Reminds me of an episode of the X files.
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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:18, archived)

GULP!

(Ian Woosnam, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:14, archived)

haha
that's ace!
(

Milkman Dan, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:15, archived)

Hahahahaha
The spong makes it!
(

wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:15, archived)

This wins a prize or something

(

gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:15, archived)

Hahahaha!
Great stuffs! That last frame makes it.
(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:16, archived)

yes,
without it, it would be unbearable.
(

gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:18, archived)

Brillyfab!
Good 'ning all. The captain is still ill, and verrrrrrry shaky.

*dies*
(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:18, archived)

Bless you
What's up?
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock our time is running out, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:23, archived)

Not a clue.
Flu, most probably. But being female I'm still at work, and not booking my plot on a cemetary just yet.

/feminist sexism blog
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:27, archived)

Well, take this enormous bottle of grog
and snuggle under t'duvet.

Never fails.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock our time is running out, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:37, archived)

Alas
The best that can be done is a cup of tea and snuggling under my big shawl at my desk, which is basically what I'm doing.

minus the tea thoough, as I'm tied to my desk until 1.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:42, archived)

Dont die yet Captain!
At least tell us where you've stashed yer treasure.

And please tell me it doesnt involve jumping over barrels with pirates trying to grab you

/Treasure Island on the Spectrum blog
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:24, archived)

Me booty's hidden in me trowsis

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:27, archived)

yarr
That be a splufftastic thought that ye be putting in my brain!
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:30, archived)

*gets a map*
*searches for captains booty*
*finds x*
*gets a shovel*
*digs*
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Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:31, archived)

That's not where the booty is hidden!
'Tis the Dread Pirate Roberts' Jaffa Cake stash!
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:32, archived)

OW OW OW OW OW OW OW
Gerrof.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:35, archived)

hmm
seems the captain's booty is not of the digging up variety
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Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:40, archived)

Not without working up to it and lubrication.
You can't just go 'righty ho then' and have a bash. Woo me, bitch.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:49, archived)

at least a flaggard o' grog!
or a battenburg.
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:58, archived)

Find JollyJack!
he's ships surgeon.

I'm sure he'll prescribe rum.

(can I be ship's monkey?)
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chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:27, archived)

You can indeed, grab a baj from me profile.
And knowing that reprobate it'll be an internal examination with stirrups involved.

Or possibly not, considering that I'm half human.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:28, archived)

Only half?

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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:30, archived)

I'm half fairy. Or all fairy, tis hard to say.
My real name is Fae, you see.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:34, archived)

Stop!
He's teasing info out of you for grooming purposes!
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:40, archived)

Aren't I too old/mucky for grooming?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:44, archived)

never too old/mucky for grooming
as theres always someone out there that can take you to a new level of corruption and degradation.
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:50, archived)

Sounds like you're volunteering for the job

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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:31, archived)

Yay
Just put on a fur coat and some bunny ears,

that'll get his attention.
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chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:31, archived)

hmm
and mine
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:33, archived)

My coat's got a fake chinchilla collar, and fake bunny fur lining
And I have some pussycat ears that I made for an ill advised halloween costume a while back.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:36, archived)

is it the dreaded flu?
by the way there is a comedy sketch programme that gets show in scotland called chewin' the fat
and in one sketch they had people in a boat and i'm pretty sure it was called the pearl necklace.
If you are aware of this i apologise.
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Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:29, archived)

I believe so.
And no, I'm not scotchish (no seriously, that's what the yank down my road calls you lot) so I havenae seen it.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:33, archived)

i may smell vaguely scotchish
but that's about it.

the pearl necklace is a fishing trawler and the sketch is basically full of filthy inuendo
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Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:40, archived)

Arrr
I likes filthy innuendo, I does.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:41, archived)

*swabs poop deck*

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emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:30, archived)

I'm ill, so I'm not on top for, so bear with me
Er... at want of a joke....

*bes rude*
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:38, archived)

Yarrrr!
Be it scurvy?
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Afinkawan, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:35, archived)

Lung scurvy, aye.
Actually the amount of vit.c I've had this weekend it's probably the AntiScurvy

OH FORTUNA, VELUT LUNA......

*remembers being in choir*
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:37, archived)

hahahaha
ace
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Wasp Box is your next PM, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:19, archived)

hahaha
unexpected joy!
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brianftang www.twitter.com/brianftang, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:20, archived)

I saw that coming...
I must have a weird head.

/edit: most woosomely executed.
(James Cupboard may contain emotionally intense scenes, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:21, archived)

hahahahah fly wins....

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Zank Frappa shall return whenever Fallout 3 loses its appeal!, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:22, archived)

FRIENDSHIP!
FRIENDSHIP?
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:25, archived)

Toasty!

(Mucifer I like mooses, best of all the animals, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:43, archived)

Hahaha!
Great!
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Afinkawan, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:26, archived)

hahaha!

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mugatu what the deuce?, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:30, archived)

woo!!!
^^
(PanSowa, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:36, archived)

hahaha
excellent
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pobblepop, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:15, archived)

hahah
hahah!
(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:40, archived)

...continued

THE END.
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bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:12, archived)

Hahaha
Saw it coming.
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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:12, archived)

the apple is so bitter
he's killed himself?
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mictoboy, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:13, archived)

Nice twitching action

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:13, archived)

he seems to have an
orange cock :S

I love this series, keep 'em coming ;)
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Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:13, archived)

and no cock in the last frame
that sexy stuff failed for him
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gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:15, archived)

!

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wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:14, archived)

?

(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:14, archived)

...

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wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:15, archived)

(o )( o)

(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:18, archived)

YAY
Boobies :D
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Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:21, archived)

Hooray for boobies!

(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:25, archived)

\|/

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kitaro loves you. Mwah! ^o^, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:22, archived)

X D
Thats rude!
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:26, archived)

At least he choked~
the wait was killing me
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gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:14, archived)

poor thing
too much to handle?
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Milkman Dan, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:16, archived)

*Is confused*

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chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:16, archived)

One day arty was paid a dollar to choke 5 people down at the grocery store. The next day the newspaper said "Arty chokes 5 for a dollar at the grocery store".
How we laughed.
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gronkpan, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:16, archived)

well I did
(sides ache)
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bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:23, archived)

RIS?
I dont understand.

o_0
/thick as pigshit blog
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:16, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autoerotic_asphyxiation
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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:18, archived)

ah.
Michael Hutchence
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:19, archived)

hahahahaha
grand
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Wasp Box is your next PM, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:25, archived)

hehehe
"special magazine"

woo to you
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MrHaze likes to poo, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:13, archived)

Incoming wounded!

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Manic declared war on Old Media, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:11, archived)

hahahahaha !
Good old RADAR knew that was going to happen....

suicide is painless...

EDIT :

Hot Lips :"I think we'd better evacuate."
Hawkeye : "I think I already have..."
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Beau Bo d'Or blog at - bbdo.co.uk/blog, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:13, archived)

FOR SMASH
GET M*A*S*H!

woo
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bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:13, archived)

that's Data from the goonies?!1111fuckingten

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hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:14, archived)

"ha. ha. dass. werry. funny."
\Data crap acting
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:17, archived)

Fiddy Dowwa Bih! Fiddy Dowwa Bih! Fiddy Dowwa Bih!
boody twaps!
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hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:20, archived)

pfft!
*Ribena hits the screen*

bah
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:26, archived)

ha!
sorry:)
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hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:40, archived)

*licks ribena off screen*
s'alright
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:59, archived)

I nearly signed up for a trip to North Korea
quite glad I didn't now
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Milkman Dan, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:14, archived)

btw
Anorak.co.uk has covered your story.
Great writing..

Mirza Tahir Hussain

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Beau Bo d'Or blog at - bbdo.co.uk/blog, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:16, archived)

(bows)

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Manic declared war on Old Media, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:24, archived)

and Comment Is Free
forgot to mention that
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Beau Bo d'Or blog at - bbdo.co.uk/blog, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:26, archived)

I've heard that mentioned, but haven't seen it.
Could you email me a link? Ta.
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Manic declared war on Old Media, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:37, archived)

done
..
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Beau Bo d'Or blog at - bbdo.co.uk/blog, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:05, archived)

haha
nice one, add some shrews and you're there ;)
(pirahna, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:24, archived)

Oh, superb.

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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:29, archived)

Hahahahaha!

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Afinkawan, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:23, archived)

I don't usually threadwaste, so I appologise in advance.
I work on Earls Court Road in West London. There is a Securitas van parked outside and the security guy has locked himself out with bundles of money.
Whilst trying to get in the van he has triggered the alarm which is now emitting a very sexy, posh female voice proclaiming
"Help, help. Security vehicle under attack, please call the Police." Followed my a siren. The funniest thing is no one is taking the slightest piece of notice.
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riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:00, archived)

Fuck him.
UP THE ARSE!
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Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:01, archived)

that's your answer to everything!

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hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:02, archived)

GNURRRRRR!!! FUCK HIM!!!
UP THE ARSE!

..And so forth
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Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:03, archived)

you forgot the purple stuff

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Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:04, archived)

Fuck him.. THEN DRINK VIMTO!*

*Lovely Vimto.
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Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:06, archived)

tot up another 2 kicks

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:10, archived)

Ha!
GET IN!

I'd like to see child volleying become an olympic event.
With marks given for height, distance and blood spilled.

One day they'll call us sporting trend-setters. We'll have to get matching hats so people will know how GREAT WE ARE!
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Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:12, archived)

Violence against children is not funny in any way!

unless they're chav kids who wear burberry, then it's bloody hilarious!
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Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:27, archived)

or clowns

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hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:28, archived)

don't you get me started
on ruddy clowns. The only thing that's worse is bloody morris dancers!
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Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:31, archived)

Sorry I've been busy punching some toddlers for the past 10 minutes.
Hark?
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Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:33, archived)

i bought a pencil set and droored a pikchoor of you and the bairn...
you look pretty cool

/rose tinted glasses blog
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hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:05, archived)

Let's skip the gags and just ask ourselves: How bald have you made me look?

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Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:06, archived)

not really...
... hence the 'cool' bit...
you have nice glasses on too...

/honestly, it's not cos i can't draw eyes, blog
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hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:08, archived)

So I look like an eye cripple?
You've spoiled my Morning.

I'll just go stagger blindly towards the fridge and comfort eat.
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Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:09, archived)

just be glad you know what the morning looks like...
.. lazy hippi!
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hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:10, archived)

Get back to work you glorified number cruncher.

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Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:13, archived)

Get a job, you lazy shit-for-brains!
PS.... y'Ma!
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hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:19, archived)

are you taking pictures?
go on, do it!
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The Great Architect, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:02, archived)

This^
And call the newspapers.
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Afinkawan, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:05, archived)

Take pictures and post them on here so that he can be my hero as well.

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fucksocks I'm a positive bloke...by positive I mean HIV., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:22, archived)

Help, help. Main Board under attack, please call the Board Nazis.

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gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:02, archived)

Where's TBL with a 2 frame GIF when we REALLY need him?

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Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:03, archived)

here~
www.b3ta.com/board/6370681
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gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:13, archived)

In the nicest way possible.
He's taken shit GIFs to a whole new level.

He's no pantseatflyer, though.. Now HE's got TALENT!
YAY FOR PSF !

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Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:15, archived)

You are a b3ta connoisseur
and no mistake
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gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:18, archived)

*Smokes pipe in the corner..*

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Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:19, archived)

*Smokes ~~pipe~~ sailor in the ~~corner~~ blue oyster..*

see what i did there...?!?!?111eleven
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hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:22, archived)

video it / take photo....
edit... JUST POST A PICTURE OF A MAGENTA COCK!
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hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:02, archived)

YOU TAKE A MONEY NOW.

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gronkpan, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:02, archived)

Sirens are sexy females? Well you learn something every day.
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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:02, archived)

They lure men to their deaths
with flashing blue lights

/greek mythology expert
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chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:09, archived)

heh
www.b3ta.com/board/6408325
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:10, archived)

Don't listen
they're not really sexy ladys. They are really monsters that lure you to the rocks so your ship crashes and sinks and you get all of the deads.
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:09, archived)

and then piss on your deceased mind
/sirens
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chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:12, archived)

Hurrahs!
In that case we have solved the crime - the sirens that were following the van were obviously planning to steal the money. I wonder if there's a reward?
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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:12, archived)

Hahahaha

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:02, archived)

heh
"your forces are under attack"
"your base is under attack"

/Starcraft.
(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:03, archived)

put tape round your wrists and ankles
and maybe a bit on your face
then stand by the van shouting that you are infact the real driver, and that the other one kidnapped you and stole your uniform.

or

dont :�)
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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:03, archived)

Hahahahaha!

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Afinkawan, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:06, archived)

do you own a balaclava?
ring the police, then make it look like you're commiting a violent crime, then get arrested so when it turns out you're totally innocent you can profit via scum sucking lawyers
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Milkman Dan, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:03, archived)

what are you waiting for?
call the police on him!
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mictoboy, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:03, archived)

NOOOO
mug him!
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gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:05, archived)

two words:
dye packs
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mictoboy, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:06, archived)

It might not be cash, and it might not be primed
the guy seems to be a pillock. Mug him
put on his clothes... wait for help. Then at the end - you have a van and the money - and probably some kind of way of opening it.
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gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:11, archived)

NOOOO
bum him!
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hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:06, archived)

Now that he wouldn't be expecting
unless he knows you
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Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:11, archived)

are you saying i have a reputation?!?!?!?!!!

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hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:23, archived)

it's not so much the reputation
as the club member's posters on your wall at home.
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Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:52, archived)

*fetches balaclava*

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gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:04, archived)

Why, why do I always read that word as 'felches'?
ARGH the fucking fire alarm just went off! AAAARGH
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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:06, archived)

*felches baklava*

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no cake for the impuritay Patrick Stewart hasn't aged since, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:34, archived)

Ok ... do a photo shop of
this extremely hilarious event, then post it here. Otherwise, there's the talk board.

Practice this scentence: "I guess you had to be there" ... it looks like you'll need it
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Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:04, archived)

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!1

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mictoboy, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:07, archived)

as ever
a well thought out and concise point.
Thanks for your input in our debate.
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Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:11, archived)

alway happy to help

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mictoboy, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:12, archived)

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Threadjack
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Afinkawan, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:07, archived)

good point
that would have been a reasonable alternative.
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Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:10, archived)

And if you read the FAQ
You'll find that the occational non-image post is acceptable.
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riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:17, archived)

Yes, but if you look at the board
You'll find I enjoy being a cunt
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Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:24, archived)

pfffft

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mugatu what the deuce?, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:30, archived)

Got a video mobile?
Upload a clip already
(PFC Hudson, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:14, archived)

I don't. So I can't
Sowwy.
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riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:17, archived)

there must be someone with a cameraphone in London.

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gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:22, archived)

If only,
it's just such a shame they're all so primitive in that area of the country
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Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:26, archived)

Hey Buddy
in the words of steve miller - "Go on take the money and run whoo hoo hoo!"
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Zank Frappa shall return whenever Fallout 3 loses its appeal!, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:20, archived)

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Beau Bo d'Or blog at - bbdo.co.uk/blog, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:59, archived)

haha
what better way to start my day on the board than with this?
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Milkman Dan, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:01, archived)

I'd preffer
a blow job. That would have started off my day here very nicely :D
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Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:12, archived)

ha ha haaaaaa
What a bunch of berkas
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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:01, archived)

hahaha

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:02, archived)

ha ha ha, very nice!

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The Great Architect, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:02, archived)

Excellent!
As always :D
Needs more Olds.
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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:03, archived)

Hahahaha!
I was just about to write about this. With you in a mo...

edit - yep, here you go:
www.bloggerheads.com/archives/2006/10/cock_we_love_it.asp
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Manic declared war on Old Media, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:12, archived)

Hahahahaha!
Jack Straw is a twat.

We dress like this at work:

So obviously, as only the eyes are visible and that's SUCH a barrier to communication, we have to resort to such primitive methods of communication as body language, tone of voice and using words.
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Afinkawan, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:25, archived)

what's your job?
(pirahna, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:38, archived)

Pharmaceutical Quality Assurance Specialist

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Afinkawan, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:41, archived)

cool...
...I think :S
(pirahna, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:52, archived)

Well
I like it.
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Afinkawan, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:55, archived)

you can rest assured the pharmaceuticals are of the highest quality...tested em myself!
*trips out*
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MrHaze likes to poo, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:14, archived)

topical..

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c_kick trendalizer.hnldesign.nl, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:58, archived)

class! class! class! class! class! class! class! class! class! class! class! class!
clicks! clicks! clicks! clicks! clicks! clicks! clicks! clicks! clicks! clicks! clicks! clicks! clicks! clicks! clicks!
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hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:59, archived)

hahahaha
vely good.

WOO!
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Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:59, archived)

:D That's just brilliant!
*Crick!*

Those crazy North Koreans, eh? Whatever will they do next?
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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:00, archived)

Send a man to the moon!
to join the elite club of countries who have done that.
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gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:03, archived)

I'm hoping for "nuke the French"
Like Nato would really be bothered!

"We wanted to show our support for the French, so we bombed the rest of France in order to be able to honour their memory"
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Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:09, archived)

Haha
But we'd get the fallout... it's be raining onions and garlic and baguettes and frogs and berets and... stipey tops... and... I'm out of cliches.
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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:11, archived)

at least they'd all
be nicely cooked!

mmmm tasty fallout

and baguettes and horse meat and crap street artists etc etc
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Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:57, archived)

The smell of a hundred million Gitanes all smoked at once would last several weeks

(Radio Free iPods "Fickt nicht mit dem Raketenmensch!", Mon 9 Oct 2006, 21:41, archived)

hahaha
brilliant woo
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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:01, archived)

LOVE this!
WOO Yay Click!
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Fork Chuff off, you chuff., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:01, archived)

hahaha
that's absoutely awesome!
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Milkman Dan, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:01, archived)

ha ha ha, wonderful!

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The Great Architect, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:02, archived)

Alf!
Brilliant! Have a woo
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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:04, archived)

that couldn't be better
very well done
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gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:05, archived)

i'm so ronry, so ronry and sadwy arone
woo!
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mictoboy, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:05, archived)

I can't think
of anything else when I see him since that film.
It must be tough for the UN negotiator. :)
(empty head, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 10:22, archived)

Send in Hans Brix
Hans Brix? Oh no!
(Martin P - brand new username, same old shite, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 16:24, archived)

hehe
excerrent
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mutated monty, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:10, archived)

excrement, thank you
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c_kick trendalizer.hnldesign.nl, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:18, archived)

Oh, if only...

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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:31, archived)

Hahahaha!

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Manic declared war on Old Media, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:37, archived)

hahahahahhahahahah
top stuff
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HappyToast sorted on, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:38, archived)

omg LOL
genuine "everyone look at the guy laughing at the monitor" moment there :)

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Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:06, archived)

FP this now!
I'm afraid you'll just have to imagine a simplistic gif of a can of deodorant, with the caption "The Jynx Effect".
(Stephen Sondheim ..-. ..- -.- . -.- -.-- . .- ...., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:37, archived)

oh my god
that took me a couple minutes to recover from
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Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 19:56, archived)

hahahahahaha
fantastic!
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Mushroom, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 19:57, archived)

a big woo! for you!
^_______^
(kodomo_ja_nai fuck it, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 20:19, archived)

this is the best thing for a long while
i'm still laughing like a demented loon!
(I was penalized for that, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 20:34, archived)

That is top stuff!
Have a huge WOO from Down Under!
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 22:46, archived)

It is...
INERRIDAVULLE!
(Monkey Faced Muppet, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 22:46, archived)

Blirriant!
Rearry Rearry Blirriant
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Koba Swim across the Volga and get my kite back Dmitry, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 23:26, archived)

ha ha ha ace,

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amoebaboy is polishing the buddah, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 0:26, archived)

OMG
Dis is DA SHIT!
(King of Teh Internets wants to give you babies, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 0:32, archived)

Uhhhh..
I think i just snorted boogers out my nose teehee

Most spectacurar sir!
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Jimmer is the speaking clock, the time is now, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 1:33, archived)

DANG!
THAT'S FUNNY!
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atomic A-bomb a nation, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 5:51, archived)

Woo
Fantastic comic timing. Funniest thing I've seen on here in a long time. Good effort.
(your dad's pimp fuck you, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 21:03, archived)

Absolutely fantastic
oh yes
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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 15 Oct 2006, 22:10, archived)

Hows the good cop, bad cop?

(mmmmmmm k!, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:54, archived)

Ladies Love Cool James...
... and Milk Tray!
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hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:57, archived)

Just because he's black doesn't mean he's bad ...
oh ... I see what you're saying ... WOO!
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Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:57, archived)

Hahaha
Is that a Mars Attacks alien?
Best alien voices ever. Fact.
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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:58, archived)

Sure is....
...Mars Attacks
(mmmmmmm k!, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:00, archived)

I likes the attention to detail
and superb hand colerage
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Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:02, archived)

Cheers.
All self tort.
(mmmmmmm k!, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:09, archived)

'ning

cfb
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Puromycin will be wearing his "special" underpants on, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:49, archived)

Nice.

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Afinkawan, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:50, archived)

Hurrah!
I'm never sure whether to call bird/dog melds a 'bog' or a 'dird'.

Either way it sounds a bit dodgy.
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wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:50, archived)

Bark!
Nicely shopped.
(A! The Crunchy Tube, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:52, archived)

WOOF QUACK HONK
Great stuff :D
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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:53, archived)

naw great. now ive got that crappy song in my head
"hey bird dog get away from my chick!"

gahh

*Fires up JimmyJangle on iTunes*

aah
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:53, archived)

lully!
woo
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Milkman Dan, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:02, archived)

*Click*
anything with a bull terrier gets a click from me - woo!

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Zank Frappa shall return whenever Fallout 3 loses its appeal!, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:24, archived)

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