well it was my duty to do it really...

( surfpunk Strike Me Flamin' 'andsome, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:38, archived)

Would you like a cup of tea?
/Reminisces about 100 Funniest Moments or whathaveyou.
( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:39, archived)

do you have roibos?

( surfpunk Strike Me Flamin' 'andsome, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:43, archived)

you can get antibiotics for that

( Dr. Strange Apparantly those were the droids I was looking for, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:45, archived)

I had to look that up.
www.roibos.com/ And no I don't, sorry.
Twinings Assam only here, sorry. I love Stephen too much to desert him.
( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:45, archived)

rich in antioxidants and caffeine free...

( surfpunk Strike Me Flamin' 'andsome, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:47, archived)

sounds shit

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:51, archived)

makes me feel better about
drinking 5 pints of cider every night...
( surfpunk Strike Me Flamin' 'andsome, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:52, archived)

do you have rolos?

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:45, archived)

I have malteasers

( gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:46, archived)

I have heartburn

( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:47, archived)

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts

( Dr. Strange Apparantly those were the droids I was looking for, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:50, archived)

Diddle-dee-dee!

( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:51, archived)

i have aaaaaaall the tiiiiiiiiiiiime in the wooooorld

actually, I don't
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:52, archived)

Look at the packet and spell it right then: Maltesers.
(Unless they're devices to tease people called Malcolm, in which case, I am sorry).
( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:47, archived)

MalTasers would be fun
( gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:49, archived)

No. I don't.
Even if I did, you wouldn't get my last one.
I would squash it up and put it in a letter to Manchester.
( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:46, archived)

do you have robots?

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:45, archived)

No. I don't.
Unless you count my housemates.
( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:47, archived)

do you have rockets?

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:46, archived)

No. I don't.
Neither do I have rickets, rackets or retches.
( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:48, archived)

blast!

i could not think of any more words
Where's my head at! (;
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:50, archived)

Joe
Satrianni??

Have a woo!
(MrBojangles lurk...post......lurk......post, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 7:30, archived)

Made all fluffeh
for those* who are concerned about violence, read into comments made and consider them to be homophobic and think that so called celebrities saying that hard drugs are supa - dupa is quite fine.
Pffft.


*wankers


( Tesco Quality Wiping my face with dirty kittens since..., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:35, archived)

" Submit your funny stuff "
*Spams goatse*
( Keyboard Weasel, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:36, archived)

Not me.
I don't think I am alone in thinking that you are being overly aggressive, homophobic and posting an enormous and shit image.

*clicks ignore.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:36, archived)

pffft.
Aggressive? Ok, I'll treat him with fluffeh kittens and put to bed in a cot of cotton wool!

Its my opinion, that he should come to some form of unfortunate demise for his bollocks comments. So what happens next?
The BBC keep him on just because they think he's funny? Ahem, most people I know think he is a tosser!
Angus Deaton for example, pulled from HIGNFY, Richard Bacon (ex BP).

And where, are the 'homophobic' comments? Have I stuck a swastika* on his head and declared I hate all gays? Pffft - I think not!

Besides - I've seen worse.

* could be an rotating gif challenge!

( Tesco Quality Wiping my face with dirty kittens since..., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:59, archived)

did you forget your ritilin today?

( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:27, archived)

no - I ate me a cayke stuffed full of skittles last night, so I'm feeling somewhat fruity.

I did forget to indicate on the roundabout by tesco's though, does that count?
( Tesco Quality Wiping my face with dirty kittens since..., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:32, archived)

thats a bit aggressive, why not just change the tv channel?
While I agree that the hypocritical stance of the BBC should be questioned, I don't feel the need to almost kill the bloke for it, or his OTT, empty-headed camp attitude.
( HappyToast sorted on, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:36, archived)

Or do that.
Either one.

Go to the park, go to the cinema, have a nice meal somewhere.

Loads of stuff that can be done instead of telly.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:37, archived)

Can't go to the park
it's overrun with chavscum (could be chav scum or chavs cum)
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:39, archived)

Take big people with you.
Or a cd player that plays death metal VERY LOUDLY, so you can't hear the whining, consonant dropping bastard harp on about 'is you a goff then?' or whatever verbal diarrhoea they choose to hose you with.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:42, archived)

Big?
Where would I find someone bigger than me?
( The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:43, archived)

depends on what you mean by "big"
I'm taller and bigger in other ways

*tucks into sock*
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:44, archived)

You've been peeking again
I've told you about that.

And I know it was you singing "Do you take it up the arse" in the bogs a couple of months back.
( The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:46, archived)

I admit it.
now you must admit your love for nude bungie spelunking.
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:48, archived)

I have never bungied
Or spelunked.

Are you sure you're not confusing me with the pissed_squirrel in the corner?
( The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:51, archived)

Stalking the rich, famous or the vulnerable
Always passes the time for me.
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:39, archived)

I didn't know you'd started limiting your targets

( The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:42, archived)

He has time constraints now the police have imposed that curfew on him

( Keyboard Weasel, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:43, archived)

I thought the curfew was a general thing
for Inigo's town
( The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:44, archived)

The police never said anyhting about people coming to me...
*calls pizza delivery place*
hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, I require a pizza. Please send a delivery girl that is young, impressionable and has a high pitched horror movie style scream.

Oh and can I have the free donner for orders over £9?
*hangs up*

See?
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:46, archived)

I think I need to start ordering pizzas from that place

( Keyboard Weasel, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:49, archived)

for the soon-to-be-victim deliverygirl
or for the free donner for orders over £9?
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:53, archived)

Both sounds good.
What's the number?
( The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:58, archived)

had to
too much choice spoils the buffet.
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:44, archived)

and browser
don't forget to change your interweb browser as well
( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:38, archived)

^this
IE = mince
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:39, archived)

and not the good mince either
That horrid mince you buy in frozen bags from asda.
( Keyboard Weasel, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:40, archived)

Not really.
you could just try turning your TV off.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:37, archived)

Aaaa-roaarrr!

( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:38, archived)

*hides*
Are you being some sort of jurassic pirate or have I just upset you?

:,-(
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:40, archived)

I am being a roary lion!
Aaaa-rroaarrr! A nice roary lion.
( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:41, archived)

Ahhhhh
Aaaaa-roarr!
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:55, archived)

I'm glad i don't have a TV


well.. almost..
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:39, archived)

There's no point owning one anymore
Now they've stolen Dick and Dom from me.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:41, archived)

*sob*

i agree!
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:43, archived)

Here here!


Here hare here
( Araucaria words and words and words and words, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:53, archived)

Good job
Students need TV licences too. and failure to purchase one can lead to a £1000 fine and possible punish nookie.
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:43, archived)

there's just no way they could track these things in the kind of halls that i'm in
it's silly
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:44, archived)

Want a bet?
I nearly got done for no TV licence when I was a student. I pointed out to them that the TV was only used with a video player, and that they were welcome to come and check the reception to see just what a wonderful signal I was getting.

Funnily enough, they never bothered me after that.
( The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:02, archived)

That depends
on the prison you get sent to for non-payment of debt...
( The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:45, archived)

bigga!!!
homophobe
( darth munki is crushing a grape, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:37, archived)

Hello.

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:37, archived)

hi,
I don't recognise you.

then again I've not been around much
( darth munki is crushing a grape, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:40, archived)

Oh, that's okay,
I was just saying hello.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:41, archived)

*bums*

( Count Vanderhoff trying to learn tattyshop, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:43, archived)

jealousy gets you nowhere
captain arsefondle.
( lazygamer losing weight by shitting profusely (16lbs so far), Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:37, archived)

This^
Plus 5 points for "captain arsefondle "
( Keyboard Weasel, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:38, archived)

bit OTT?

( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:37, archived)

You've missed a trick there.
Bigger turns so easily in to Bugger.
( Kamikaze Stoat has Spotify invites, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:38, archived)

so Graham Norton has made a comments about doing pills and coke?
He's gone up in my estimations.
( mugatu what the deuce?, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:38, archived)

i believe he is the first to do it also...
...
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:40, archived)

pffft

( mugatu what the deuce?, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:43, archived)

Who gives a shit?
He was honest about it, he has no kids or anything that would mean he had to act more responsibly.

I think basically this guy's a jealous closet bummer.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:45, archived)

yeah definately
He can't get drugs of his own.
( mugatu what the deuce?, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:46, archived)

he has a dog
a labradoodle
( mictoboy CNC lathe? GAZ ME!, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:46, archived)

hmm.
you make it sound like being gay and taking drugs is some kind of bad thing?

As annoying as graham norton is, i can think of better reasons to dislike him than his sexual orientation or drug usage.

Y'know, like spewing out god-awful TV at every opportunity? :/
(dieselmonkey, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:03, archived)

lets say teh word "poo"!
eeeeeeehhhhh we bowth did swears at teh sayme toime!
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:07, archived)

More of a stand against the BBC double standards
A straight man would be sacked instantly, whereas a gay man is allowed to continue to collect his huge salary.
( Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:10, archived)

Nah, i'm not so sure...
i think saying in an interview that he's very ocasionally taken E and coke, is slightly different to repeatedly indulging in coke fuelled 3 in a bed romps with expensive hookers.

..and being stupid enough to have a News of the World photographer present while ol' Angus was getting down to it...
(dieselmonkey, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:27, archived)

and more to the point, I couldn't give a monkey's pet poodle if he enjoys uphill gardening, aka, being a homosexual.
nor am i homophobic, having worked in a couple nightclubs where various staff were openly and take the piss gay.

oh fuck it, i can't be bothered to comment any more......
( Tesco Quality Wiping my face with dirty kittens since..., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:36, archived)

cruise would make them welcome

wouldn't he?
(akzidenz grotesk, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:31, archived)

IT'S ABOUT THE SCIENCE!!

(:
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:32, archived)

nicely done
good combination of mummy and daddy.
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:32, archived)

Unless they're agents of Zenu of course

( chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:32, archived)

shirley you mean Xenu?
(Betty Bo Bibster, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:41, archived)

Damn
there goes my membership
( chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:45, archived)

He looks rough...

( The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:32, archived)

Nicely done.
I would have left Tom Cruise unshopped though.
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:33, archived)

shopped pictures only please
woo
( Dr. Strange Apparantly those were the droids I was looking for, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:33, archived)

HELLO!
Very nice 'shopping.
( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:34, archived)

I did wonder
what the ofspring of ET and Golem would look like!
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:40, archived)

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:30, archived)

are wolf tits as good as squirrel tits?
4dam?
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:33, archived)

NO
:D
( McBadger CHECK OUT MY SIG OH YEAH MNNNNNNN, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:34, archived)

Wolves have more tits than squirrels
but wolves are bitey.
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:38, archived)

Obviously not,
What kind of a question is that?
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:37, archived)

alright alright
take it easy
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:38, archived)

*takes it*
And don't call me easy.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:47, archived)

Nice closing statement.

( BigFreak thinks that words are fun, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:34, archived)

made I giggle this did

( surfpunk Strike Me Flamin' 'andsome, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:37, archived)

how long does it take to pull a pint in that bar?
*not going there*

woo
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:38, archived)

(1.618..., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:19, archived)

wow
she moves fast
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:19, archived)

She does in bed
I can tell yah!

her and Jo Brand ... ick ick ick


sod it ... you know I still would!
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:22, archived)

gaaaah!
*SUPER UBER SPLUFF TO END ALL SPLUFFS*

i need a lie down now
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:24, archived)

from behind
i would.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:27, archived)

rohypnol will sort that...

( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:28, archived)

*takes rohypnol*
it's not doing anythispdjgpofvmsdsdsdf
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:29, archived)

*bums til rectal wall collapses*

( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:30, archived)

*wakes*
*looks in mirror to see goatse*
AAAAAAAAAARGGHHHH!!
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:40, archived)

it would certainly help

( Griffy Savalas Shut up Irrelevant Bob, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:20, archived)

she's got a case of Heron Flight

( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:25, archived)

a whole case?

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:26, archived)

however she overfilled her case with said Heron Flight
causing a massive Heron Flight explosion on opening of her case
( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:26, archived)

wtf is Heron Flight?
I've been in a meeting all day
( Griffy Savalas Shut up Irrelevant Bob, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:26, archived)

^this^
also mystified.
( fucksocks I'm a positive bloke...by positive I mean HIV., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:28, archived)

Heron Flight now legal in all countries except Uzbekistan

( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:29, archived)

damn
*cancels order intended for the enslaved notary public of Uzbekistan*
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:35, archived)

I don't know either...

( Fork Chuff off, you chuff., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:33, archived)

Heron Flight is the new "he's on fucking fire!"
which in tern, was the new black.
( mugatu what the deuce?, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:35, archived)

That's given me thoughts...
Aaaahhh, Holly.
(Doctor Frinkelstein (Not a real Doctor), Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:28, archived)

from
Red Dwarf???? You spluff over Normal Lovitt?



want a club members badge?
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:30, archived)

Holly?
That's my dog's name.
( The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:49, archived)

the cock should stay still
and the hand should move up it

*has a degree in Magenta Studies*
( gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:30, archived)

go for it
source is at gifdump
( Griffy Savalas Shut up Irrelevant Bob, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:31, archived)

thanks for saying that site's NSFW

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:37, archived)

I didn't give a site!
and yes - it is NSFW
( Griffy Savalas Shut up Irrelevant Bob, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:58, archived)

and loop it in an eternal wankspluff motion

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:39, archived)

i would pay good money to do that in real life.

also what the fuck has happened to saturday morning kids TV? it's all fucking cooking programs.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:36, archived)

would they cater for alien words?
they don't allow french.
( Sunshine Elephant, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:20, archived)

thank god

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:21, archived)

mon dieu!
though i'd like to see a frenchman appear on countdown and try and have a cheeky go at using a bit of the ol' french.

or an outraged alien insist that his conundrum answer does exist.
( Sunshine Elephant, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:22, archived)

and cheating on the maths (:

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:28, archived)

how many boobs does she have now then?

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:21, archived)

not enough to go round

( Griffy Savalas Shut up Irrelevant Bob, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:21, archived)

Heron Flight has been attributed to Carol Vorderman's hypnotic gaze which affect 100% of workshy doleys

( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:21, archived)

That's Numberwang!

( P3te http://www.b3ta.com/links/Paint_It_Black, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:21, archived)

no...

( Griffy Savalas Shut up Irrelevant Bob, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:22, archived)

42.6

( McBadger CHECK OUT MY SIG OH YEAH MNNNNNNN, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:26, archived)

you can play for real here...
www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/thatmitchellandwebbsite/
( Griffy Savalas Shut up Irrelevant Bob, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:27, archived)

Yeah mate.
Me too.

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6033139.stm
(Ian Woosnam, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:17, archived)

yeah mate
me three! (;

www.b3ta.com/board/6408969
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:18, archived)

Tell it like it is!
:D 'ello pet, how's things?
( HappyToast sorted on, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:36, archived)

bleurgh );

/attempt to not complain
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:47, archived)

did you know that CDB has 12 toes?

( Griffy Savalas Shut up Irrelevant Bob, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:19, archived)

how does he smell?

( gravytrain, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:20, archived)

cheesy I expect

( Griffy Savalas Shut up Irrelevant Bob, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:20, archived)

jamaica?

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:20, archived)

on each foot

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:20, archived)

on the side of his head actually

( Griffy Savalas Shut up Irrelevant Bob, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:21, archived)

Hurrah!

Pearoast opportunity tiem
( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:25, archived)

pffft

( Griffy Savalas Shut up Irrelevant Bob, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:28, archived)

hahaha

( mugatu what the deuce?, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:46, archived)

It is entirely possible
It's only human arrogance that presumes that we collectively know enough about the human body to be able to discount this.

btw. Buy dark light coming out Feb '07
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:21, archived)

no

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:22, archived)

*slap*
DO IT!!
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:34, archived)

Haha
'entirely possible'

pffft
( chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:27, archived)

Well as a stable or
consistent or even potentially useful skill I believe that "healing hands" would not be marketable from most people. On the other hand there are whole cultures based on it; but it's the inbread ignorance of the western world to dismiss any culture apart from our own selfish, grabby, capitalist one. The same one that lead to the development of the nuclear bomb (mostly in American hands for some unknown reason!!) and Chav scum who know plague most of the UK and seem to be spreading.
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:38, archived)

Cop it!
Cold hands, though.


( Doctor When And The World Of Tomorrow, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:23, archived)

boredom rears it's ugly head again

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:16, archived)

Heron Flight now comes free with two multispeed buttplugs

( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:17, archived)

well...
if its a choice between dildotron and Heron Flight I know whats on my Christmas list
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:22, archived)

Heron Flight when written on lists has a tendency to be spelt incorrectly and often is referred to as "carrots" on lists that one might take whilst shopping
Heron Flight offers a complimentary set of glasses with a black square over where the Heron Flight scientists have calculated that the 'carrot' Heron Flight has been scrawled
( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:24, archived)

christ

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:25, archived)

SOLD!
Where can I obtain this "Heron Flight" that you speak of?
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:26, archived)

nice terminal fontwork

( Griffy Savalas Shut up Irrelevant Bob, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:17, archived)

Scott is certainly
getting very crude nowadays!
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:33, archived)

It was only a matter of time


EDIT: OK OK, adhesive. Pedants:P
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:09, archived)

BINDUN!
:D

(woo)
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:09, archived)

Ah I keep missing you!
Belated thanks for that pikky!

Awww really? Damn
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:13, archived)

Pah, you're rubbish
I know you didn't want to say thank you really :P

;)

*huggle* you're welcome
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:15, archived)

oooh,
sequential
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:10, archived)

they looks like biscuits!

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:10, archived)

Weetabix?

(Rtee Fufkin Northern Midlander, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:11, archived)

oatabix?

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:13, archived)

Heron Flight Krispies?

( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:14, archived)

Leftabit...

(Rtee Fufkin Northern Midlander, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:15, archived)

Hallo!
Mein Name ist Inigo Montoya. Sie haben meinen Vater getötet, bereitet vor, zu sterben
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:16, archived)

We're not supposed to get too close!
T'universe will asplode...
(Rtee Fufkin Northern Midlander, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:18, archived)

*observes three inch rule*

(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:20, archived)

What??

( Weetobix is a married man, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:22, archived)

Came from carpet samples:P

( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:13, archived)

sounds about right for weetabix

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:17, archived)

Shame
about the disclaimer, though
( The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:10, archived)

Abhesive?
And

Sorry. I think I might be getting carried away

Que The Neville pictures
( P3te http://www.b3ta.com/links/Paint_It_Black, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:10, archived)

Heheheh
arsegrapes!:P
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:15, archived)

needs more tits

( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:15, archived)

yiff

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:17, archived)

BYOB
Bring your own boobies
( P3te http://www.b3ta.com/links/Paint_It_Black, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:18, archived)

*BOOM*

( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:17, archived)

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
*glompsmooshhugglesmooch*
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:19, archived)

*glompuggleibenas*
Nooo..... 11,999!
( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:20, archived)

Gleeeee

( P3te http://www.b3ta.com/links/Paint_It_Black, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:22, archived)

heheh bena...mmmmmm
so, whatcha going to make? how are you going to resist the temptation not to reply to anything until you've done us all something worthy of you're 12,000th post?

:D
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:24, archived)

:¬D

( P3te http://www.b3ta.com/links/Paint_It_Black, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:20, archived)

Why have you posted a JJ pic?
It's uncanny
( chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:20, archived)

This sort of Heron Flight is improbable,
BUT NOT IMPOSSIBLE!
( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:20, archived)

Abhesive?
...

(edit) How rude. Woo!

*cuts out and chases squirrels*
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:10, archived)

ABHESIVE!

( BigFreak thinks that words are fun, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:10, archived)

it means
"abusively adhesive"
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:12, archived)

Well fair enough then.

( BigFreak thinks that words are fun, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:15, archived)

I'm often asked why my teeth are so shiny and awesome, that's because I use new improved Heron Flight

( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:11, archived)

*CLAP HAPPY!*
Heron Flight!!
( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:15, archived)

add bee's hive

( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:12, archived)

Give him both barrels, Edward!

( Doctor When And The World Of Tomorrow, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:48, archived)

haha!

( mugatu what the deuce?, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:48, archived)

arf!
fluff, snuff, ruff.
( The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:49, archived)

*spluff*?

( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:55, archived)

Don't mind if i do!
*spluffs*
( 4dam party, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:56, archived)

You truly are a slave to the power of suggestion
or is it just any excuse for a shuffle?
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:58, archived)

he's not fussy
i'm proof of that
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:59, archived)

Pshurely that's a sign of good taste?

( The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:59, archived)

who knows

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:02, archived)

Yeah Baby!
*bums*
( 4dam party, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:02, archived)

*accidentaly gets in the way*

(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:03, archived)

Hang on.
You want to be the condom in a 4dam / TUTT sandwich?
( The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:04, archived)

any hole is a goal

(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:05, archived)

You'll be after some whisky soon...
/punchline
( The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:07, archived)

WE LOVE YOU
TUTT!

Damn. Must get that sticky shift key seen to.
( The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:04, archived)

ADMIN INTERVENTION
No grooming ya big perv.
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:05, archived)

Hello, Pot
I'm Kettle.
( The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:07, archived)

ADMIN INTERVENTION INTERVENTION
We apologise for the intervention. The Interveners have now been fired and normal service will now resume...

Thankyou
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:08, archived)

Normal?
Round here?
( The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:08, archived)

i'm not young or foolish enough to be groomed

i think.
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:08, archived)

Au contraire
www.b3ta.com/board/6408493
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:11, archived)

okay, fair does
carry on.
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:15, archived)

Aww
youre lully. If you were a kittin, I would give you a home and every minute of every day would be fluffy tiem!
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:00, archived)

hahahaha
that's a very funny and sweet way of saying it i guess! thanks.
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:01, archived)

: )

(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:03, archived)

Have you
run out of dogfood again?
( The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:02, archived)

*voms*

( chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:06, archived)

I have t3h l337 sk1llz with teh laydees!
My bed is never empty.
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:09, archived)

you know
there's another reason why that might be the case...
( The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:14, archived)

Ah, well,
...that's the Salvation Army hostel for ya.
( Doctor When And The World Of Tomorrow, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:24, archived)

Damn foiled again
I cant help it! Those hobos are so affectionate and will do anything for a can of special brew!
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:30, archived)

Not just now
I don't have the powers of recovery I used to have...
( The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:56, archived)

Awww, kittum looks so scarily pleased!

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:49, archived)

hahaha

( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:49, archived)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Save the pups!
( Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has rice and pianos falling, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:49, archived)

Pupys are pantes!

( Doctor When And The World Of Tomorrow, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:51, archived)

hahahahaha
brilliant
( 4dam party, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:52, archived)

hahaha
it's all in the wobble!
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:53, archived)

Top
kitten bouncing action there. Nice!
( Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has rice and pianos falling, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:53, archived)

i luvs this.
:D
( - D - Onion-head-carrot-fingers, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:55, archived)

full
of milky goodness !
( Tesco Quality Wiping my face with dirty kittens since..., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:57, archived)

hahahahaha
BRILLLLLLIAAAAAAAANT
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:50, archived)

haha
and eek
( Milkman Dan, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:50, archived)

That's cheating!
Using a gun instead of a catapult..
( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:51, archived)

Noooo!
Puppies are fluff too!
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:53, archived)

Hahaha
he looks so pleased with himself :D
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:53, archived)

needs flatcap
but otherwise great!
( Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:57, archived)

yes!
that am woo...

*click*
(MrKane Resurrected According To Plan Nine, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:09, archived)

Surely bidun?
Perhaps they'd read the news


(Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah*, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:41, archived)

wow ... two trevor macdonalds ... oh hang on ...
the one on the right's that alien ... nice ;)

btw... wtf is a poody hole? anything like wookie gorge?
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:44, archived)

That's Wookie hole
in Cheddar gorge
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:46, archived)

Wooky Hole caves are well scary
If you're scared of heights. Ooooh, rickety mesh bridgy thing. Bastard chav child doing his best to make it rattle by jumping about as we walked on it.

Arsehole. His mum smacked him upside the head though. HAH.

I really am posting with no apparent agenda today. I almost said gender there. Hmm.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:47, archived)

Harr cap'n
hope you're feeling better from earlier
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:48, archived)

I'm feeling quite shaky and....heart attacky. Without the pain.
Hmm.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:50, archived)

Well that's something
Try a cup of tea and a nice sit down
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:52, archived)

I've got coffee.
As there's no yorkshire tea at work.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:00, archived)

Your crew is prepared to help you relocate your gender.

( The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:48, archived)

To the Isle of Mann?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:50, archived)

Cue Mr Bragg
"Sexuality... your laws do not apply to me"

Or something.

It's been a long time since I heard that, and I've no wish to repeat the experiment.
( The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:52, archived)

It causes me distress to use the language of the plebs...

(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:54, archived)

But you have to...
'round where you live.
( The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:57, archived)

oo, get you!
I think you'll find that I live in a place what is dead posh, ashally.
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:59, archived)

Hahahaha!
Sorry.

You have my sympathies.
( The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:05, archived)

sympathy
there are armies of chavettes all weak at the knees at the sight of my Ford Probe.
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:07, archived)

All under the age of consent
Half of 'em preggers

and the other half already mothers.
( The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:08, archived)

If you dont ask their age, its not a crime.
And anyway, the hot chicks at the local playgroup all know the score. As long as theyre back for Ballamory theyre happy
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:13, archived)

I was born there
well, not on the bridge. In fact, not even in the caves. But I was born in Wookey Hole. Honest.
( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:49, archived)

Just because she's hirsute
That's no way to talk about your mum.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:50, archived)

damn!

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:51, archived)

in A Wookey Hole, y'say?
i'm not sure your mum would approve of you calling her that!
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:50, archived)

*straps colostomy bag to ear*

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:51, archived)

*sobs quietly*

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:52, archived)

*offers colostomy bag*
a present from me to you.

It's not quite full yet, so there's still some mileage to be had. *ear dribbles midpiss*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:54, archived)

I'm beginning to feel quite ill.

( The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:00, archived)

That always comes
Just before the fantasticness.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:02, archived)

Still waiting
for fantasticness.
( The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:06, archived)

The mouth of
the poopipe
(Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah*, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:51, archived)

In tomorrow's weather.. YOU EARTHLINGS WILL SUFFER!
*Clenches fist*
( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:45, archived)

hahahaha OH YES

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:47, archived)

Speaking of news
Chris de Burgh has "healing hands"

news
(too pissy for its own thread)
( HappyToast sorted on, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:45, archived)

hahahahahahaha
"Lady in reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaagggggghh!!"
( mugatu what the deuce?, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:46, archived)

hahahaha
he is "connected very strongly" to his hands.

hahaha - so am I.
/has wrists
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:49, archived)

OMG
me too!! WOW!
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:51, archived)

de burgh!

( mr spoons, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:55, archived)

christ
thats scary
( Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:59, archived)

Juddering Scull Poo!

( gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:33, archived)

i wouldn't let him touch my hurty bits

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:00, archived)

Clearly aliens
have no shadow.

;)
( Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has rice and pianos falling, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:47, archived)

nor reflections
LIKE VAMPIRES
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:49, archived)

Oops.
Meant to say reflection.

And I have to give a talk on my PhD project tomorrow. There is no hope.
( Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has rice and pianos falling, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:50, archived)

Proven fact
they don't
(Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah*, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:53, archived)

heh heh heh, death to the puny humans

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:47, archived)

Yay for Morbo!
And Futurama in general. You know they're making a film?
( Olembe NOW with added blogism: bamboobadger.blogspot.com, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:48, archived)

two posts in a fortnight? this is becoming habit..
anyway, is this too subtle?


( Jadeviper isn't quite ready for 2009, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:40, archived)

OMG IT'S LIKE THIS IS THE TALK BOARD LOL!!!!1

(GoldenFanjita, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:42, archived)

Needs more ME.
ME ME ME ME ME.



P.S. You fucking n00b!1
( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:44, archived)

is this a picture of you, third on the second row?
*removed*
(GoldenFanjita, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:46, archived)

Oh Fanjita!
I've already fallen for your twink based thrills far too many times already!

Splendid try though. I enjoyed your use of Jam+Master+Geordie *Applauds*
( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:48, archived)

you clicked it and you know it noobface

(GoldenFanjita, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:52, archived)

I can't get off the site.
It's just TOO GOOD!
( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:58, archived)

I clicked it
:(
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:50, archived)

me too
luckily my internets is so slow it didn't load before i'd noticed the address
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:56, archived)

ptang and whiffle!

Have a bowl of salad with that!
( Tesco Quality Wiping my face with dirty kittens since..., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:51, archived)

And more
shroos!
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:48, archived)

DID YOU SAY MORE 'SHOES???



/lacking genuine hummus since '05 blog
( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:56, archived)

50kb per still image...
rim-jaw!
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:18, archived)

shazbut!

( brianftang www.twitter.com/brianftang, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:43, archived)

I'm glad it's recognisable :)

( Jadeviper isn't quite ready for 2009, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:44, archived)

awsome!
love it!!

WOOOO!!!
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:45, archived)

nanu nanu!
Nah. Mork's not frightening enough.
( The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:50, archived)

( JollyJack has a cold, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:37, archived)

yes!
i likes these
( TBL facebook is not a substitute for real life, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:38, archived)

Weetabix....
ON HIS FACE!
(James Cupboard may contain emotionally intense scenes, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:40, archived)

i always thought they were fish fingers.

( - D - Onion-head-carrot-fingers, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:43, archived)

hehehe
Fishfingers, mirkins. Sorta the same thing:)
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:45, archived)

they do kinda taste the same.
(lolz etc)

:)
( - D - Onion-head-carrot-fingers, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:47, archived)

Ah
A Tesco's value fishfinger man to huh:P
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:50, archived)

I always thought carpet samples
or mirkins:)
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:44, archived)

Shh!
Quiet you!
( Weetobix is a married man, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:48, archived)

It's cardboard from a cereal packet.
I know this because myself and sausage told JJ it was and he hasn't argued with us.

Which is the best course of action.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:48, archived)

We are always right deary!
The sooner they learn this the better.
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:09, archived)

*leeches*
more eyebrows
swaza, you need to learn how to rotate :¬)
( P3te http://www.b3ta.com/links/Paint_It_Black, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:49, archived)

i know i know
i didn't have time
i had over 100 pictures and got bored after sorting out about 2 of them
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:50, archived)

I thought about taking
some real weetabix to that bash.

Then Pachey arrived with some cheesy cocks and we were all happy.
( Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has rice and pianos falling, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:51, archived)

Hahahaha
Howdy mate, nice 2 meet u too
( P3te http://www.b3ta.com/links/Paint_It_Black, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:53, archived)

P3te, you seem to be lapsing in to 'txt' speak!
careful now!
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:56, archived)

Down with this sort of thing!
(__808__)
( Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has rice and pianos falling, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:59, archived)

Woops
woteva ;¬)
( P3te http://www.b3ta.com/links/Paint_It_Black, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:06, archived)

You're a bird?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:52, archived)

*checks*
nope

I took the picture I think
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:58, archived)

Yeah
wheres that one where I have the longest arm in the world?
( Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has rice and pianos falling, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:16, archived)

HAHAHAHAAHA :D
Art's eyebrows are famous!

(An CW Is apparently Gozer)
( JollyJack has a cold, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:52, archived)

Ha!
who u gonna call?
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:56, archived)

Ooooh
I used to call myself Zuul on messageboards, back when I was crap.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:00, archived)

noice....

( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:40, archived)

HE'S A MONKEY

Is he not?
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:43, archived)

You fucking racist!

( 4dam party, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:45, archived)

This =
My fiance talking to Greg Capullo.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:45, archived)

heheh,
i expect i will be the same on wednesday.

/vic reeves book signing thingy.
( - D - Onion-head-carrot-fingers, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:46, archived)

Ask him why
he no longer does the voice of the Churchill dog.
( Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has rice and pianos falling, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:49, archived)

hahaha!

( 4dam party, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:52, archived)

i'm sure that'll go down well...
"LOLZ I THINK YOU IS TEH FUNNEH", will probably be the best i can manage :)
( - D - Onion-head-carrot-fingers, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:55, archived)

Then you
run away and hide.

Or spluff on his shoes.
( Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has rice and pianos falling, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:00, archived)

i might get him to sign my moobs..

( - D - Onion-head-carrot-fingers, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:05, archived)

EEE!
Great as always, even better when posted at 1337 o'clock.
( Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has rice and pianos falling, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:47, archived)

Remakes


a click on it makes it bigger y'know
( fatboythin The angels have the phonebox on, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:35, archived)

Hahaha

( DogHorse wants to do a poo in Paul's bathroom, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:35, archived)

hair bear bunch!!
yays!
( TBL facebook is not a substitute for real life, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:35, archived)

jagshemesh!
that kicks arse!
(pirahna, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:42, archived)

( brianftang www.twitter.com/brianftang, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:44, archived)

hahahaha!

( - D - Onion-head-carrot-fingers, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:47, archived)

Faeces

( darrrenmillar www.darrenmillar.info, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:32, archived)

WOW A SMILEY FACE THAT'S SO COOL

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:33, archived)

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

(GoldenFanjita, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:34, archived)

CAPS LOCK IS FOR BITCHES. SHIFT KEY, MOTHERFUCKER.

( gronkpan 2 Legit 2 Twit, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:36, archived)

SHIFT KEY MAKES YOU ONLY !?" AS COOL< BITCH

(GoldenFanjita, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:37, archived)

haha!

( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:41, archived)

LOL

( 4dam party, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:42, archived)

THIS
USE YOUR PINKYS YOU LAZY CUNTS
( 4dam party, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:40, archived)

he he he
now you're being as mean as me!
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:34, archived)

at least they're all in one animated thread...
instead of a thread per face...

/thanks god for small mercies blog
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:35, archived)

these are nice...
... however, the amount of times i've shit myself because of those talking smiley banner-ads have scarred me!
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:33, archived)

HELLOOO
Wah!!!
( P3te http://www.b3ta.com/links/Paint_It_Black, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:34, archived)

i keep seeing this bloody
'swat the mosquito' one or something like that

it bloody annoys me

bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
(GoldenFanjita, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:35, archived)

yeah and it doesnt stop
EVER
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:35, archived)

it's like
an emotional roller coaster!
( darrrenmillar www.darrenmillar.info, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:39, archived)

Me three....normally a torrent site.
Bar stewards.
( fucksocks I'm a positive bloke...by positive I mean HIV., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:37, archived)

There's something like that on one of the guitar tabs sites
and it alwasy makes a fucking annoying buzzing noise
( 4dam party, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:40, archived)

when your mouse passes over it in photobucket it shouts

"SAY something!"

grrr!
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:35, archived)

yup!
:(
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:42, archived)

This reminds me
of munkt0n's sex face smiley animation. But with less sex and more yellow.
( DogHorse wants to do a poo in Paul's bathroom, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:33, archived)

(1.618..., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:30, archived)

Arf

( DogHorse wants to do a poo in Paul's bathroom, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:31, archived)

*waits for animation*
*doesn't get i..... Ahhhhhh*
lolz
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:32, archived)

AAGH
:D
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:32, archived)

*blinks*

*misses it*

(;
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:32, archived)

subtly done, woo!
TJ: Are any of you reprobates responsible for this soon-to-be website?

www.scruffyjesus.com
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:32, archived)

*backs away slowly*

( fucksocks I'm a positive bloke...by positive I mean HIV., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:38, archived)

I have teh fear
Some paintings worry me. This is now definitely on the list.

... especially after the Dr Who episode many years ago...
( The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:47, archived)

If you cross out the U its says sperm...FNAR FNAR!


edit/ I think his evil nemesis would be Durex Luther
( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:25, archived)

haha
suprised if that hasn't bindun, but i've never seen it

WOO TO MAN-FAT
(GoldenFanjita, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:26, archived)

'owdo fella

( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:31, archived)

hello mate
i'm ok ta

how's yerself?
(GoldenFanjita, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:32, archived)

Cool
Had a weird weekend, went to see Little Britain live and a Canadian Thanksgiving dinner - both completely unexpected with like 2 hours notice...and I had my hair dreadlocked :)
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:34, archived)

haha
i believe we spoke about dreadlocking your hair last week!

you got any pics?
(GoldenFanjita, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:36, archived)

I haven't taken any yet
but some guy came up to me in Camden yesterday and took my photo for his website - the above-mentioned www.scruffyjesus.com - so expect to see me on there soon :(
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:37, archived)

you're not the messiah
you're a very naughty boy!
(GoldenFanjita, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:38, archived)

It was pretty surreal
He's gotta be related to this place somehow
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:40, archived)

That's thilly!
You're a thilly person!
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:27, archived)

Looks like he's blown a seal

( DogHorse wants to do a poo in Paul's bathroom, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:30, archived)

pffft!

( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:34, archived)

SPERB!

( gronkpan 2 Legit 2 Twit, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:33, archived)

Drew some characters on the way to the bash
and drew some really bad caricatures on the way home

cfb 300k
B3ta bash cherry well and truley popped *smokes cigarette*
( P3te http://www.b3ta.com/links/Paint_It_Black, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:24, archived)

ooooooh
lully..
who is..??
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:25, archived)

Top 6 are random commuters
Bottom 6 are b3tans from teh bash
( P3te http://www.b3ta.com/links/Paint_It_Black, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:28, archived)

erm..
MilkNoSugar... CW... dunno
erm.. are you sure 2nd-line far right isn't Dixon_Bawls?
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:30, archived)

dunno bout the first, second CW, third is MCQ
then pachey, then MNS then swaza..

/i think
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:36, archived)

Bottom middle is crazyjude
Rubbish caricature as she normally looks more like she is on E rather than weed
( P3te http://www.b3ta.com/links/Paint_It_Black, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:45, archived)

PAH
i thought it was kev trying to wobble his lips in an elvis styleeeee

oh well.
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:48, archived)

Haha!
I can imagine that
( P3te http://www.b3ta.com/links/Paint_It_Black, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:07, archived)

is that bottom right one swaza??

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:25, archived)

Aye
:¬)
( P3te http://www.b3ta.com/links/Paint_It_Black, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:26, archived)

:¬(




only joking :¬)
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:28, archived)

Sorry you look zombified
Good to meet you chap, was a quality night
( P3te http://www.b3ta.com/links/Paint_It_Black, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:29, archived)

but... that's what i look like :¬)
was a good day/night
i enjoyed it
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:31, archived)

aww bless him
he's teh lully
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:28, archived)

⇑this⇑
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:29, archived)

rarr!

*paws*
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:30, archived)

hey up
I agree was super to meetcha here have a huggle *hug*
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:31, archived)

Yay!
*hugs*

and have some chips and cheese
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:32, archived)

he's SPIFF! (:

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:32, archived)

i met him briefly at that blackpool bash before you came in!
then i spoke to no-one LOL
(GoldenFanjita, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:37, archived)

i remember getting you a pint
but when i got back from the bar i just left it on the table
:¬)
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:41, archived)

hum

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:42, archived)

why is he segregated from the group..?

( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:35, archived)

i often wonder about this myself
but i'm used to it now
:¬)
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:37, archived)

ooh!
i recognise me, chorizowagon, mcq, pachey

woo!
( mns, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:29, archived)

:¬)
Nice 1 for organising it - it certainly did rock
( P3te http://www.b3ta.com/links/Paint_It_Black, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:33, archived)

and me - down there
on my own

was a good bash
i put my pics on flickr, but they are all at different angles and stuff, so it's like being drunk when you looks at them :¬)
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:36, archived)

are you going to tell us who they all are
some of them look like right cunts ;-)
( Wasp Box been rubbing a bad charm, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:29, archived)

Milknosugar, Chorizowagon, MCQ, Pachey, Crazyjude, Swaza
not cunts :¬)
( P3te http://www.b3ta.com/links/Paint_It_Black, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:52, archived)

me second in?
milknosugar third down on the left then me then MCQ

next line is Pachey and is that Jude? and Swaza?
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:30, archived)

*glomp*
:)
( mns, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:32, archived)

ARGH
*returns glomp*

Nice piggy backs!
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:15, archived)

Yep
they're not the best..
'ning! *hug*
( P3te http://www.b3ta.com/links/Paint_It_Black, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:41, archived)

hullo you
*mwah*
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:21, archived)

They say Domestos kills 99% of all bacteria.....

but it doesn't get rid of these.
( Statler&Waldorf I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:19, archived)

That is smegging ace!
WOO!
( fucksocks I'm a positive bloke...by positive I mean HIV., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:20, archived)

Hahaha! :D
That's just brilliant! *Clicks*
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:20, archived)

This is eight good.


Eight.
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:20, archived)

I bloody love that
it's being sent to all on my msn contacts list ..... now!
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:20, archived)

Ha ha
superb!
( Stilton Cheesewright, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:21, archived)

This = brilliant.

(James Cupboard may contain emotionally intense scenes, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:21, archived)

Super

( DogHorse wants to do a poo in Paul's bathroom, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:22, archived)

i love the little nervous laugh

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:25, archived)

needs more stool
but woo to ya
( MontyyouterribleCUNT putting the RAPE into X Factor, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:22, archived)

class!

( - D - Onion-head-carrot-fingers, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:22, archived)

HI COCKALORUM!
edit: can someone release a no clothes patch for this one
edit2: and i'd resize it to 280 pixels wide if i were you
(GoldenFanjita, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:22, archived)

^ this
(to the second edit)

Edit: Woo! Good cal Fanj
( P3te http://www.b3ta.com/links/Paint_It_Black, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:26, archived)

Google was somewhat disappointing.
images.google.com/images?svnum=10&hl=en&lr=&safe=off&q=nude+somersault&btnG=Search
( gronkpan 2 Legit 2 Twit, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:26, archived)

oh I dont know..... change somersault for diving
NSFW
gallery.detroitluv.com/albums/userpics/10004/normal_nude_diving.jpg
NSFW
( TBL facebook is not a substitute for real life, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:29, archived)

hahaha

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:34, archived)

Sexcellent.

( gronkpan 2 Legit 2 Twit, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:38, archived)

Clickity click click click!
wooity!
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:23, archived)

Lotion!

( gronkpan 2 Legit 2 Twit, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:23, archived)

I thought that too.

( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:25, archived)

whatthe cuntyfuck
is the yellowness on the right side of said loo

*yaks

most wooooo giffage
( awallafashagba, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:23, archived)

Harpic toilet block....
I think
( Statler&Waldorf I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:24, archived)

right hand side?
anyway... if its yellow, and thats a bog, take a wild guess*






*piss pro hab lee
( TBL facebook is not a substitute for real life, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:26, archived)

Woo
Nice Rimblock!
( MikeyStants last had the shites, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 16:39, archived)

WOW
Very, very good!
( @><|= w0nu!) AKA chadder - but is still a ****, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:23, archived)

hehehe thats aceness
ppsssst make it 280 pixels wide
( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:23, archived)

nice one....
woo!
( TBL facebook is not a substitute for real life, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:24, archived)

#PLOP#

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:24, archived)

topper

(pdjpdj, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:24, archived)

That is woo

( Jahled Abdul Alhazred, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:25, archived)

wow.
*clicks*
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:25, archived)

He likes it

*clicks*
(Ian Woosnam, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:26, archived)

mint!

( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:26, archived)

And sadly it can't get rid of the motion gallery tag
DAMN YOU BBC!!!!

In other news, have a click.
( Butters remembers when nostalgia used to be good., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:26, archived)

I thought it said "lotion"
which confused me no end
(Gyrate is watching you masturbate, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 9:54, archived)

Ace of Bass!

( 4dam party, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:27, archived)

( routine and Pantene, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:27, archived)

Absolutely woo!

( pobblepop, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:29, archived)

that is tip top
*flushes*
woo
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:30, archived)

woo!
very woo!
( mns, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:31, archived)

top notch!

( Wasp Box been rubbing a bad charm, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:31, archived)

This is bloody great

( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:39, archived)

Fabulous
just bloody fabulous. Woo!
( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:48, archived)

5 plus the bonus ball
excellent, commandante!
( cumquat may lemon lime and bitter disappointment, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:50, archived)

woo
that's splendid
( Milkman Dan, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:51, archived)

That is bloody fantastic
Absolutely fantastic!
( Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:00, archived)

truly woo-some!
*click*
(MrKane Resurrected According To Plan Nine, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:11, archived)

woo
.
(lord bofingham, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:27, archived)

i love that
wonderful stuff
( mutated monty, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 12:21, archived)

fanta
stick!
( Mushroom, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 15:23, archived)

brilliant stuff
..
( Beau Bo d'Or blog at - bbdo.co.uk/blog, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 18:34, archived)

I like this
I do!
I do!
I do!
I do!
I do!
I do!
I do!
I do!
I do!
I do!
I do!
( the stainless steel rat-boy will be going for coffee at, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 18:46, archived)

WOW!
You're my hero!
(zerodin has magical powers., Wed 11 Oct 2006, 0:34, archived)

Sure wouldn't want to be sitting on the throne when this happens
...or maybe I would?

The watermark also reminds me to use lotion, oddly enough.
(xtalizer jams on it!, Thu 12 Oct 2006, 8:53, archived)

Hmm.. £1.50

Click for biggers

*orders 2*
( TBL facebook is not a substitute for real life, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:18, archived)

Hahaha
Quick question:

Milfs - why?
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:19, archived)

why
not?
( TBL facebook is not a substitute for real life, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:21, archived)

because I would rather nails my testiculars to the mast of a sinking ship
than go anywhere near any of these old hags!
( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:23, archived)

desperate times my friend
call for desperate measures....

any port in a storm...

etc etc..........
( TBL facebook is not a substitute for real life, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:25, archived)

Why prefer older/generally less physically attractive women?
It's a fetish which I've just never understood.

Edit: It's your 1/11/11 day!
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:24, archived)

see up one
I dunno, my own preferences are varied, but thankfully not as far down as mr glitters, and not as far up as grannys.
( TBL facebook is not a substitute for real life, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:27, archived)

They don't have to be less attractive
An older woman can still be hot

But I draw the line at Rantzen
( 4dam party, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:28, archived)

^^^ that ^^^
with fucking great big bells on
( TBL facebook is not a substitute for real life, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:30, archived)

In the words of the Bloodhound Gang
"Women are like dog-do - just hear me through, don't interrupt,
It's just the older that they get the easier they are to pick up."

and they're generally better at and more relaxed about sex than their younger counterparts. And dirtier, too.
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:29, archived)

This

( 4dam party, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:41, archived)

( Microwave, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:18, archived)

Nice
it doesn't look like he's enjoying that blue mushroom much though
( Stilton Cheesewright, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:20, archived)

or his ill fitting cardigan
( awallafashagba, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:24, archived)

i like him

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:24, archived)