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Never mind what the aliens will do when they arrive...

"The work is out there"
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Smallbrainfield, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:59, archived)

Gillian Anderson can work for me.

(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 16:00, archived)

I'll send her along
when I've finished with her
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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 16:00, archived)

id have sloppy 1000ths of her
the dirty little investigator

she can "chase up my encounters" any day.
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 16:02, archived)

and give you an anal probe?

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Mstandot, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 16:08, archived)

too right
the saucy ginger bitch.
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 16:10, archived)

Cue for another song
"I've had a close encounter
of the twenty-second kind
That's when an alien spaceship
Disappears up your behind"
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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 16:10, archived)

but ive never me a nice seth effricen

(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 16:13, archived)

and therein lies the problem
I have.

Just the one.
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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 16:27, archived)

Agreed
She can pack my shopping anytime
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Keyboard Weasel, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 16:00, archived)

she can scan my barcodes
fnarr fnarr
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Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 16:01, archived)

*sex joke*

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BigFreak thinks that words are fun, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 16:01, archived)

I'd like to put something in her till

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 16:02, archived)

"Yes, I would like a hand with my packing"

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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 16:03, archived)

or a hand on my package
hur hur, I'm so immature.
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M3rx loves hot Asian ladies, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 16:08, archived)

She gives me the dry boke

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Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 16:04, archived)

Yeah! I'd like free books for schools vouchers!
er, that didnt work.
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 16:04, archived)

best one yet
Hang on.

*thinks*

Nope. Don't get it. RIS?
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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 16:07, archived)

Yes
I would like my cash back.
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gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 16:08, archived)

Ha! Cash Back!
*spluffs*

too much of the fun!
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 16:12, archived)

hahahahahaha

(Pachey, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 16:01, archived)

huddersfield what?
Exsqueeze me?
Baking powder?
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 16:06, archived)

Huddersfield B3ta fireworkness bash
The night before bonfire night. Come. :)
(Pachey, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 16:10, archived)

i think i just have
I think I might just do that! Whats the plan?
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 16:14, archived)

Isn't there a film just coming out
with David Duchovny and Julianne Moore?
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Fork Chuff off, you chuff., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 16:02, archived)

GAGMTFH
and woo to the pic
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Damocles forgot to buy a sparkly bikini for his hamster on, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 16:02, archived)

and somehow it still
remains beyond most chav's reach!
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Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 16:03, archived)

I start a job on Monday :'¬(
I hope the have a liberal internet usage policy *crosses fingers*
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P3te http://www.b3ta.com/links/Paint_It_Black, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 16:05, archived)

ALSO RIS?

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BigFreak thinks that words are fun, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 16:06, archived)

ris? honestly? you are joking, right?

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mictoboy, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 16:09, archived)

It was mainly regarding
her place of work :(
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BigFreak thinks that words are fun, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 16:13, archived)

HOHOHO

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gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 16:07, archived)

Hahahahahaha!
Soon, all of teh fish shal be mein!

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Doctor When And The World Of Tomorrow, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:56, archived)

I like this
Nawwty evil kittin!
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:57, archived)

bad kitten
Kitten needs some justice, Inigo Montoya stylee.
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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:57, archived)

Have fun storming the fish merchants!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:59, archived)

Think it'll work?

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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 16:00, archived)

Gua.Ran.Teed.

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 16:02, archived)

who are you?
my Chaucer in "knights tale" style stalker?

the cat doesnt interest me, he hasn't got fingers let alone six of them.

EDIT: It has also come to my attention that one of my party is mostly dead. today is getting worse.
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:59, archived)

one of your party?
Michael Barrymore style?
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Keyboard Weasel, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 16:01, archived)

no, i wont allow people to put out their fags in my pool.

(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 16:03, archived)

That's not a pool
that's a birdbath.

And you know it.
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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 16:07, archived)

Red Wizard needs food...
badly!
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no cake for the impuritay Patrick Stewart hasn't aged since, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 16:05, archived)

hahaha!

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mugatu what the deuce?, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:58, archived)

Kittens is fins
but also evils.

Therefore:

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wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 16:00, archived)

Cu Chi Tunnels !!!
Been there seen that tank. Its in 'Nam.
(cymro, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 16:07, archived)

900 cc's of pure Islam.

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:48, archived)

Reminds me of
that there Fools 'n' 'orses. True.
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BigFreak thinks that words are fun, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:49, archived)

Reminds me of On the Buses
and Olive in the sidecar.

Then again, I am very old...
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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:53, archived)

hahaha yes

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:57, archived)

Hahaha
my first thought exactly
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Fishcat www.crabhat.net, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:54, archived)

Alright sexygorgeous?
Oops - better comment. That's ace, yay!
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CaroWallis came back from the dead, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:50, archived)

*wink*
'ello darlin'
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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:56, archived)

cool!
(is that from 'girl on a motorcycle'?)
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mictoboy, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:50, archived)

Marianne Faithfull?
With or without the mars bar?
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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:51, archived)

without
and without entertainment either
it's a very dull movie
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mictoboy, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:53, archived)

Agreed.
Where the hell did the whole mars bar rumour come from anyway?
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wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:54, archived)

from a party involving her and her then bloke, mick jagger

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mictoboy, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:55, archived)

I am enlightened.

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wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:58, archived)

At least, that's what the pap press at the time wanted you to believe
The protagonists themselves have no idea where it came from.
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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 16:01, archived)

Dunno
Snopes doesn't know either.
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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:57, archived)

It says the story's origin is unverified
marsbar story
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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 16:01, archived)

^
aceness. There are some great tribute sites out there.
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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:55, archived)

vrooom!

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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:51, archived)

*gust of wind flaps across eyes*
*kerrash*
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bilbobarneybobs has a profile full of redex, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:52, archived)

Pffft
you said 'wind flaps'
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dragon drop : worlds best self-deprecator, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:56, archived)

I thought it as Darth
out for a spin at first!
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Mstandot, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:54, archived)

Reminds me of
the Zovirax cold sore cream advert!

(couldn't find a small enough pic)
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Fork Chuff off, you chuff., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:56, archived)

Ace.
I want one.
(Pachey, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:57, archived)

Haha!

900 cc's of pure Islam.
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Purple Onion, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 16:10, archived)

hahaha

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 16:38, archived)

Quick 'n dirty

..... make up sex

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jamiem, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:47, archived)

pffft

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Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:48, archived)

best of all the sexes

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:49, archived)

break up sex...
... cos both of you are thinking "I'm going to show you what you'll be missing sunshine!"
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hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:52, archived)

He loves a bit of it

(cake that is)
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Damocles forgot to buy a sparkly bikini for his hamster on, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:44, archived)

hehe
great timing!! *clicks*
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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:46, archived)

Dr. Gregory House, MD.
How I adore you. Yum yum yum yum.
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CaroWallis came back from the dead, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:46, archived)

easy now

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Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:47, archived)

Yum yum yum yum yum.

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CaroWallis came back from the dead, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:48, archived)

it's the choleric voice
and limp that does it for you, isn't it.
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Damocles forgot to buy a sparkly bikini for his hamster on, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:48, archived)

I just wish I could be so amusingly cynical.

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CaroWallis came back from the dead, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:49, archived)

Why
do I like this?
(James Cupboard may contain emotionally intense scenes, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:48, archived)

He gives you the horn?
No - wait - he eats it himself, doesn't he
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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:49, archived)

*Chuckles*.

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CaroWallis came back from the dead, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:50, archived)

mmmmmm

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McBadger Look over there, it's a Ferrari, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:49, archived)

hahaha!
That's grrreat!
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Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:50, archived)

Silly Kamikaze Stoat
Cake is not frosties!
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Mstandot, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:56, archived)

hahahahahhaahahah
very nicely done
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HappyToast sorted on, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 16:03, archived)

This makes me smile more with each watch.
*Loves it*
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Fluffy elephants stnahpele yffulF, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 22:17, archived)

This is what I'm going to see if I don't start doing some work!!!

Apologies for quality, and maybe size. On second thought, I apologise for nothing!
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M3rx loves hot Asian ladies, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:40, archived)

he says
"your gay"
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gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:41, archived)

Noel would never be that nasty
or would he????
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M3rx loves hot Asian ladies, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:42, archived)

You're Gai

edd it: woo m3rx
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Mstandot, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:43, archived)

Thats it^
He's identifying you mr gaijintendo.

I hope you have an alibi
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:44, archived)

but that would be pronounced
"your guy"

which is no way to abbreviate gaijintendo
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gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:53, archived)

Unless you are Australian
Cobber. ; )
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Mstandot, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:58, archived)

But Noel is still traumatised by the "battenburg incident"
He doesnt know what he's saying.
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:58, archived)

ooh
battenburg.

there's an idea
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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 16:09, archived)

No, Battenburg was a type of cake

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gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 16:25, archived)

Him again.
Pah.

He turns up a lot, don't he?
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wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:43, archived)

Tubnoel?
What an interesting thought.
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M3rx loves hot Asian ladies, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:44, archived)

We need
Noelste and Noelparty to complete the set

and maybe blobbyspin.com
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:45, archived)

and I for one
will not be drawn into drawing Noel's perversions.

Unless I get vey, vey bored.
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wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:46, archived)

I'll give it ten minutes then ; )

(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:47, archived)

Noel's Lemon party?
Doubtlessly set in crinkly bottom fest.
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BigFreak thinks that words are fun, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:47, archived)

Quick, copyright it before it appears on Saturday night TV
we wont get a penny!
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:48, archived)

I want to see
(a drawing of) Noel's Lemon Party!
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Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 16:05, archived)

When I get back
from work/gym I'll shop some joy! YAYFORJOY.
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BigFreak thinks that words are fun, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 16:10, archived)

everything he does is telly gold
that Noel lives in a bath for a week special was fantastic.

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Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:57, archived)

"have you done something really clever"
I love it when he says that bit
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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:43, archived)

*stares*
*spacks*
*convulses*
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wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:43, archived)

only
if you're very very lucky!!

I've been told if I work really hard then they'll give me mine!! *glees*
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Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 16:07, archived)

Tests from the new Paris Hilton Weapons Summer Collection
were less than satisfactory

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Damocles forgot to buy a sparkly bikini for his hamster on, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:37, archived)

hohoho!
what an airhead
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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:38, archived)

ARF!
*LISTENS TO ACDC*
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bilbobarneybobs has a profile full of redex, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:38, archived)

She loves it.

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BigFreak thinks that words are fun, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:38, archived)

this has taken 'seamless' to a whole new dimension!
but i likes it!
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hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:38, archived)

not the first time shes been on the internets for head to crotch action!
prolly not the last either.
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:38, archived)

If she was facing t'other way,
catching man would have enjoyed auto-fellatio.
100% FACT!
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wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:39, archived)

Shirley auto-fellatio
is the act of sucking your own john-thomas.
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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:42, archived)

after removing ribs
/personal time blog
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:43, archived)

*investigates*

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:43, archived)

I was thinking of it in the mechanical sense,
but yes, you're quite right.

Tele-fellatio?
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wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:44, archived)

My friend tried that and got his foot stuck behind his head
His mum had to come and untangle him.

Woo to the pic.
(Pachey, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:45, archived)

the shame
I was once told by a friend's mum that he was grounded for trying to sex a chicken behind the barn. lubed it and everything.

she confided in me as she was worried and thought I could bring him back from the brink.

Ha!
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:47, archived)

What's the problem
there? It wasn't as if he was going in dry was it?
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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:49, archived)

Exactly.
And the 100 or so people I told at school didnt see a problem.

They almost drove him to suicide by repeated singing of "I feel like chicken tonight" though.
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:50, archived)

hahahahahahahaha!!
POW!
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McBadger Look over there, it's a Ferrari, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:39, archived)

Cock seeking blonde
WOO! (I'm going to marry one of those one day!)
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Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 16:01, archived)

I did that one the other day
but with a CDC
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HappyToast sorted on, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 16:04, archived)

I don't care how cold your feet are!

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Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:32, archived)

your
woo!
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bilbobarneybobs has a profile full of redex, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:33, archived)

oops
ta

edit: ps sratched?
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Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:33, archived)

it's meant to be scratched
but I've run out of characters

yesterday I was scratched by a cute 4 week old kittin trying to drink milk from a bottle
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bilbobarneybobs has a profile full of redex, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:37, archived)

why were you trying to drink milk from a bottle?
you should be old enough to drink from a cup by now.
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Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:39, archived)

it was the kittens bottle
that's why it scratched him.

he was at the thieving.
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Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:42, archived)

é

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Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:41, archived)

hahahahahahaha
touch�
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Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:38, archived)

HIS ACE?

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BigFreak thinks that words are fun, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:35, archived)

But shirley,
he'd be better upside-down, like one of those stirrer thingies.
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Mstandot, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:34, archived)

Ha ha
Ace.

Now I want a cup of tea.
(Pachey, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:34, archived)

looks like one of Cap'n Chinos traps to me.

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Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:44, archived)

he's safe
it's tea
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Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:48, archived)

The relocation from Coruscant caused some annoyance.

(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:30, archived)

arf..
:)
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hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:31, archived)

arf!
And:
Have you seen the Beach Troopers on Lego Starwars 2?
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:31, archived)

I'm afraid not
google isn't very helpful either :)
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:38, archived)

storm troopers wearing nothing but their helmets and a thong
the stylish garb of your trooper reminded me.
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:39, archived)

Oh dear :)

(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:43, archived)

You don't need to see his
identification.
nice
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Mstandot, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:32, archived)

A sketch I owed the good Mr KMLabs.....

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JollyJack has a shitload to do before xmas, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:28, archived)

them's sheep is purdy

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bilbobarneybobs has a profile full of redex, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:28, archived)

That's good
A nice twist there.
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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:28, archived)

He's thinking:
"Now where can I go to enjoy this snack in private?!"
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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:28, archived)

wooo
loverly!
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McBadger Look over there, it's a Ferrari, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:29, archived)

i wonder how many sheeps there are?
1..2....3............4........zzzzZZZZZzzzzz
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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:30, archived)

Where are the typewriters
and monkeys?

What's the point of asking me what to draw if you're not going to draw it?

*sobs*
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wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:30, archived)

Drawing an infinite number of monkeys takes a while......

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JollyJack has a shitload to do before xmas, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:31, archived)

how long?
/awaits obvious answer
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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:32, archived)

6 inches
thanks for asking
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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:41, archived)

is that all?
/disappointed blog :(
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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:49, archived)

Oi!
Nothing wrong with tha...

...oh.

*hides*
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wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:55, archived)

Hehehe
Ask Mrs. Riverghost:P
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riverghost It's Sprooooooooutmaaaaas!, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:57, archived)

There are tricks you can do with perspective
mirrors and photocopiers.
Shall I be expecting the finished doodle in the tomorrow post?
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wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:34, archived)

marvellous as per./

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Mstandot, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:32, archived)

That's ace
that is.
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:39, archived)

Rubbish.

(James Cupboard may contain emotionally intense scenes, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:43, archived)

I used to have a Kumquat tree!
And in the interest of international Shroo relations what about a shroo pic:)
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riverghost It's Sprooooooooutmaaaaas!, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:49, archived)

*Yiff*
/faps
(giantrobot Load universe into cannon. Aim at brain. Fire., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 16:11, archived)

*slurps*

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bilbobarneybobs has a profile full of redex, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:20, archived)

That's mighty sexy

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Fishcat www.crabhat.net, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:20, archived)

*imagines the rimjob*

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4dam party, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:21, archived)

HAVE STRAW, WILL FELTCH.

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mugatu what the deuce?, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:22, archived)

thats terrifying

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HappyToast sorted on, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:21, archived)

Licky licky

Woo!
(Ian Woosnam, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:21, archived)

haha!

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mugatu what the deuce?, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:22, archived)

Eh?
Huh?

What's going on? I'm scared. Hence:

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wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:21, archived)

hahaha!! ace
also, am I just dim or have we always been able to send/receive messages privately through B3TA?
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McBadger Look over there, it's a Ferrari, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:23, archived)

It's NEW!

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:25, archived)

yays!
:D:D
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McBadger Look over there, it's a Ferrari, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:26, archived)

nope - this a brand new feature!

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mugatu what the deuce?, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:25, archived)

LOL!1

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4dam party, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:26, archived)

zomfg!!!! 4dam teim

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mugatu what the deuce?, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:27, archived)

yiffs

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McBadger Look over there, it's a Ferrari, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:27, archived)

It is a brand new thing.
So new that it's not even a beta b3ta feature.

I mistrust the intentions behind it; it's an attempt to bind b3tans together with communications and messagings.
This is undesirable as it might cause economic instabilities and a dodgy gene pool.
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wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:25, archived)

well not to worry
if you're anything like me you'll never get sent one anyway *cries*
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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:30, archived)

I am going to go to a 'bash'
at which location I will make some 'friends' who will send me 'messages'.
It will be nice for me, and now I'm taking the pills I shan't even try to eat their eyes.
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wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:33, archived)

Au contraire

(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:33, archived)

arf

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:21, archived)

hahahaha

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mugatu what the deuce?, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:22, archived)

oh good lord...
i bet she's popular with the ladeeeez! :oD
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hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:22, archived)

She is ;)

(Pachey, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:27, archived)

What have you 'shopped?
Oh, you animated it - very clever. ;)
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CaroWallis came back from the dead, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:22, archived)

Your baaaaackk!!!!
How goes it?
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Mstandot, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:27, archived)

Hullo - yes, I'm back...
... and everything is going fantastically, thanks! :)
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CaroWallis came back from the dead, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:46, archived)

Good Good

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Mstandot, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:52, archived)

Oh dear ,Oh lordy
Go Jude! Go Jude!

nice one mr Freebs
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Mstandot, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:24, archived)

Ha ha ha
I'm glad he was sitting in the middle. :)
(Pachey, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:26, archived)

she could still get you...
*fears*
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hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:27, archived)

So that was you
with your clothes on?
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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:30, archived)

was that truly meant to be subtle?
:-p
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hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:33, archived)

No
I'm a bloke. I don't do subtle.
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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:35, archived)

arf!

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hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:39, archived)

Yeah
Not far off 5,000 now though.
(Pachey, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:36, archived)

Is it going to be nekkit teim for 5000?

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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:41, archived)

Of course

(Pachey, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:44, archived)

Are you going to attempt to cheat?
again?
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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:54, archived)

No

(Pachey, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:59, archived)

*rubs hands*

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mugatu what the deuce?, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:58, archived)

i know
i have the tissues at the ready!
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:42, archived)

I bet he's popular with teh ladeez

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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:29, archived)

ha ha!
Good grief, I bet Pachey wishes... no; wait, probably better to say nothing
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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:29, archived)

Yoink!
A lizard man!
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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:34, archived)

Psst!
Iss a lady
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Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:41, archived)

AAGGHH! They're coming and they want their children back

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:20, archived)

hahahaha
zomg! that's amazing
I'll never look at the orangey bit the same again..
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Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:20, archived)

topwork

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HappyToast sorted on, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:21, archived)

pfffft that's fab

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mugatu what the deuce?, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:22, archived)

Wonderful stuff
Have a jaffa cake!
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Mstandot, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:24, archived)

supoib!
most clicked and woo!
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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:25, archived)

Blimey
thassa bit good
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Fishcat www.crabhat.net, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:26, archived)

revenge of the
smashing orangey bit
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brianftang www.twitter.com/brianftang, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:27, archived)

YAY
Could you compo that?
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Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 16:07, archived)

It's a bit like patting your head
and rubbing your belly

(Ian Woosnam, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:15, archived)

Wooo!
I have one called Lillith:)
Well it's my missus's but if she claims I have half of her 4 cats, I think I have half of Lil too:)
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riverghost It's Sprooooooooutmaaaaas!, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:17, archived)

if/when you split up...
... take their heads and say she can keep the rest!
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hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:19, archived)

Girlfriend as in
we don't believe in marrage
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riverghost It's Sprooooooooutmaaaaas!, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 16:08, archived)

hooray!
edit: why the fuck isn't my image linking working ,it keeps deleting the src code!

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mictoboy, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:18, archived)

fun with filetypes
well, it amused me anyway

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The BrownHaze, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:04, archived)

That has amused me.

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Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:04, archived)

*chuckles*
:)
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hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:05, archived)

I have a folder at home full of acrobat documents
I asked mrs montoya to access my "PD File" folder and she shit a brick until she realised. Oh how we laughed as the Operation Ore people who were monitoring the call burst in and dragged me away to live with Gary Glitter and 4dam
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:07, archived)

sounds like a VIZ letterbocks joke

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hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:08, archived)

probably will be soon.
they'll nick anything.
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:09, archived)

Much the same as a PDF file?

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CaroWallis came back from the dead, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:07, archived)

yup
that was worth it - even if it is an American spelling~
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gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:07, archived)

/dislexic
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The BrownHaze, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:08, archived)

Dyslexics of the World... UNTIE!

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CaroWallis came back from the dead, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:09, archived)

*laughs out loud*
*blows snot out of nose*
*sucks back in*
*looks around*
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hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:10, archived)

I cant belive I even spelt dyslexia wrong *shame*
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The BrownHaze, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:10, archived)

added to the comedy value!
ADIS: Dont die of dyslexia
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:12, archived)

Why have I not seen this before!
classic!
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gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:10, archived)

also, I didnt get that joke
*more shame*
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The BrownHaze, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:12, archived)

I had to read that twice
:�(
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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:21, archived)

Art'noon all.

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Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:00, archived)

POWERNAP!

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gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:01, archived)

Noice!
he give you that in advance?
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HappyToast sorted on, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:06, archived)

nope
I just drew some closed eyes!
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gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:08, archived)

hehehe
that some quality power napping.

WOO!
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Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:15, archived)

Woah.
Andy's been at the pies!
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JollyJack has a shitload to do before xmas, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:04, archived)

hehe that was my thought...
what happened to svelt Andy last week even if he did have a frenchman on his chest:

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:06, archived)

blimey
andrew has no body issues and like de niro will put on or take off weight for a role.
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Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:19, archived)

for a pole eh?
haha bloody ninja's
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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:25, archived)

its osmosis!
he's swimming in lard!
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hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:09, archived)

that would be lardsmosis
only water osmosises (new word)
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gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:10, archived)

you smell funny!
:)
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hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:13, archived)

he's put on weight

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HappyToast sorted on, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:05, archived)

it's an old photo of him
that i drew today.

but it displayed in widscreen format, but the original was made for TV.
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Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:17, archived)

TWELVE THOUNSDANDAS!

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The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:54, archived)

YIFF@!

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gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:54, archived)

yay

(

brianftang www.twitter.com/brianftang, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:54, archived)

Wooooo!!
Congratulations! CAKE TIEM!!
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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:54, archived)

12,000 sticks
up her butt?
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Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:54, archived)

Noel's face at the end make this for me!
Bet he wishes he was crisps too.
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:54, archived)

YEYEYEYEYEY

byee!
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TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:55, archived)

bring back more Maltersies

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gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:55, archived)

She looks so pleased with her box.
I know I would. Hurrah for you and that.
(

CaroWallis came back from the dead, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:55, archived)

but but but
you have a perfectly nice box of your own already!
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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:57, archived)

steady now
good noon to you both
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Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:59, archived)

Good Afternoon Geoff, my darling.
How are you this ever-so pleasant day?
(

CaroWallis came back from the dead, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:01, archived)

Nursing a slight hangover but homemade leek & potato soup for lunch helped.
And your gorgeous self?
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Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:04, archived)

I am super duper fantastic, thank you!
Loving being back at Uni and life is moving along perfectly! Yay!
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CaroWallis came back from the dead, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:08, archived)

cor! that soup sounds braw

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mugatu what the deuce?, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:15, archived)

It certainly was.
I had some bread rolls covered in loads of roasted seeds too.
If I'm still feeling sorry for myself tonight I will have sausage, mash, peas & gravy for dinner ;�)
/end grub blog
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Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:18, archived)

Why thank you, sweety! ;)

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CaroWallis came back from the dead, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:02, archived)

haha!
'tis hypnotising.

*flip*---*wave*---*bleh?*---*flip*---*wave*---*bleh?*---*flip*---*wave*---*bleh?*

edit: congrats!
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- D - Onion-head-carrot-fingers, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:57, archived)

The audience member turned round before it happened
prooving that she knew it would happen

(I saw that in Columbo about a car explosion)
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gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:57, archived)

Ha ha! Nice
and Woo!
*Audience goes clap mental*
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P3te http://www.b3ta.com/links/Paint_It_Black, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:57, archived)

hahahahahahahaahah
I love his ears and eyebrows
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HappyToast sorted on, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:57, archived)

I thought I would reply again
because it is what I like doing.
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gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:58, archived)

Congratulations, The
Here's to many more.

Sorry for drunkenly bleating at you on Saturday. :S
(Pachey, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:58, archived)

Hahaha.
Woo and yay.

[insert overly used edmunds woo pic here]
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Butters remembers when nostalgia used to be good., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:59, archived)

Hoorah!
I can honestly say with regard to the stuff you produce, you are one of my very favourite b3tans.

*bumlicks*
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4dam party, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:00, archived)

Snorfbuckets
Zounds and crivens!

Congratulations darling Neville on your milestone!

*smooch*
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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:02, archived)

Congratulations Neville!

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The Great Architect, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:02, archived)

Is that what happens
on that programme?

I wish it to be so.
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wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:08, archived)

hahaha! Braw!

(

The Duke of Prunes, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:09, archived)

He needs a tear running down his cheek
I'd cry with joy if i won that!
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:12, archived)

hahaha
congrats!
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mugatu what the deuce?, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:15, archived)

haha
congrats
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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:22, archived)

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JollyJack has a shitload to do before xmas, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:49, archived)

oh oh oh
Ghost Cows haunting ~~McDonalds~~ a burger

not this (though UTTTTTTERLY WOO) www.b3ta.com/board/6406959 , this www.b3ta.com/board/6406749
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gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:49, archived)

...
christina hamilton producing a chedder cheese log on dodi fayed's rotting corpse
or andy crane
or 20 babies ripping a rottweiler to pieces

a dog!
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hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:49, archived)

andy crane?
*shivers*
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Staticgirl, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:05, archived)

clams!

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mictoboy, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:50, archived)

Smacked or unsmacked?

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:03, archived)

bearded

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Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:19, archived)

something cheerfull.

preferably something that makes doctors nice and friendly and helpful and not utter cunts.
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TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:50, archived)

?
got a trip to the doctors coming up?
(

hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:51, archived)

3:45

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TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:51, archived)

*Prescribes a heady cocktail of food and clothes*. ;)

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CaroWallis came back from the dead, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:52, archived)

cor! thanks!

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TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:53, archived)

*confirms with 2nd opinion*
You have studentum apathetica and anorexia nudicum
supplement with hugs 3 times a day
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P3te http://www.b3ta.com/links/Paint_It_Black, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:55, archived)

is it a 'lady' appointment..?
that's mostly why women don't like doctors
*from what i gather*
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hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:53, archived)

I love "lady" appointments
I don't like the "gentleman" ones so much
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gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:54, archived)

I don't mind seeing male doctors.
They're more likely to have seen grosser stuff than what you're going to talk about, so why worry.
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CaroWallis came back from the dead, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:54, archived)

no

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TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:54, archived)

ah well... maybe next time :D
make sure you get a wowwypop!
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hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:56, archived)

I WANT A STICKER AND A BOUNCY BALL AND A HUG

but for now, i must away.
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TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:57, archived)

I got ALL the pokemon stickers from the dentist
and an xray of my fingers and my phone and a gremlin toy's eyes
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gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:59, archived)

Nurses!
That's what we need.
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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:50, archived)

Taking over from the good Mr Johnson, are we?
:D
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JollyJack has a shitload to do before xmas, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:51, archived)

Certainly not
I just fancied the idea of a couple of nurses. Probably reverting to my post-student daze, where job #1 involved lots of radiographers...
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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:53, archived)

Somebody has to

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Keyboard Weasel, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:53, archived)

a land octopus doing a jig

(

mictoboy, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:50, archived)

A shark and an orangutang having a jolly nice time.

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CaroWallis came back from the dead, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:50, archived)

This^^

(

Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:51, archived)

a sexy lady bending over

(

mictoboy, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:50, archived)

With a katana protruding from her arse cheeks!
and a ninja flipping out in the background
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:58, archived)

like this?

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:28, archived)

You missed out the katana and ninja
requested by Inigo Montoya
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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:34, archived)

BAH
I saw that afterwards!
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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:37, archived)

Parachuting mice.
OF DOOM.
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Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:51, archived)

This ^

(Herr Dimitri For Truth, Justice and Fluffeh Tiem!, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:54, archived)

A yak
looking perplexed as a milkmaid dances by

/buxom milkmaid
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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:51, archived)

huh?
whatIZdat?
(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:51, archived)

LOL

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TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:51, archived)

a threadwaste :)

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mictoboy, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:52, archived)

Haha.
I'm sure he waits until I post whatever it is I've been working on all day.
(James Cupboard may contain emotionally intense scenes, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:53, archived)

a split beaver

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mictoboy, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:51, archived)

chorizowagon
on her bike
in the rain
facing FORWARDS!
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Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:51, archived)

^NOT THIS!
t'is sexist you vile pig...
*checks peripherals*
:oD
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hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:53, archived)

I've got my eye on you
Watchit!
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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:32, archived)

*fears*
*in lose/lose situation*

*ninja* yesterday someone posted a pikchoor of you and i shopped it... i was however informed that i should have asked permission first :-/
www.b3ta.com/board/6408140
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hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:35, archived)

:) its not very flattering now is it?!!!
No worries hun I look pretty horrendous in some of the photos that didn't make it on flickr (mostly because I threatened the photographer) one shopped one isn't a problem :)

*hugs*
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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:45, archived)

No
I am a coward.
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JollyJack has a shitload to do before xmas, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:55, archived)

Haha
you wuss! :P
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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:15, archived)

You're gonna try and stick carboard eyebrows to my head at the Derby bash, I know it.....
....I just don't want to give you an excuse to use staples.
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JollyJack has a shitload to do before xmas, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:23, archived)

pah
I was going to bring my welding irons...
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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:30, archived)

Uh�..I vote that the Derby bash should become a video conference.
All in favour?
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JollyJack has a shitload to do before xmas, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:33, archived)

I know where you
live

sleep sweet
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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:41, archived)

*locks doors*
*cowers in corner*
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JollyJack has a shitload to do before xmas, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:49, archived)

Hmm.
*remembers to pack bike for Derby Bash*
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Doctor When And The World Of Tomorrow, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:56, archived)

its raining today
...I have my bike....

but no camera...what a shame :P
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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:04, archived)

An infinite number of monkeys
typing on an infinite number of typewriters, producing the entire works of Jeffrey Archer.
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wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:51, archived)

are they just copying it out of other author's books?

(

mictoboy, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:53, archived)

Anthropomorphic Fruit

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:52, archived)

with tits

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:55, archived)

A herpese riddled prozie being ridden
by half the population of the midlands

or do you already have a photo of my ex?
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Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:52, archived)

Scarlet feeling the intense joy of breaking the seal on a new jar of coffee
Yaay

I love breaking the seal on coffee. In fact if I'm in any of my friend's houses when there's a new jar of coffee needing opening I'm offered the jar and a spoon to do so.

I get VERY upset when I hear it happening without me being the one to do it.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:54, archived)

an exploding horse

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mictoboy, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:54, archived)

derek acora being 'entered' by the spirits.

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Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:54, archived)

MARY LOVES DICK!

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4dam party, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:59, archived)

aah but then
JENGIVESHEAD!
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Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:02, archived)

haha what?

(

4dam party, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:06, archived)

It was on that Tourettes Camp thing, remember?
The fat Merkin kid fancied the fat Brit girl & thought the best way of pulling her
was to shout that.
I also had not seen Akorah shouting this till last night. Top class.
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Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:13, archived)

I totally missed tourettes camp
I was gutted.
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4dam party, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:16, archived)

I think they repeat it now & then on a freeview ITV channel....

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Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:25, archived)

I shall look out for that.
BBC3 annoys me though, they show endless repeats of two pints of lager and a packet of fucking crisps, but never repeat any good comedy. Cunts
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4dam party, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:30, archived)

Aye 'tis shite.
But it was ITV after all - shite also.
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Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:36, archived)

*chants*
mary loves dick.

muhahahaha
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Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:02, archived)

hahaha
I have never watched this before, but it was on C4's funniest TV moments last night. It made me chuckle

(best said in a scouse accent)
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4dam party, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:04, archived)

youtube.com/watch?v=4uD0dPhr9cQ
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gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:15, archived)

hahaha
BrilL!
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4dam party, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:21, archived)

I'd pay to see this.
I bet he'd still have the same lip curl on his face!

I bet that's the cum face that Mrs Derek sees.
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:02, archived)

Clown Mice
on a tight rope
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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:54, archived)

Sexy Wild Haslet Nuns Frolicking in a vat of Heron Flight!

(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:54, archived)

telephones
at war
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brianftang www.twitter.com/brianftang, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:54, archived)

someone in pance

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:55, archived)

a wonderous wombat in wellies
and a woggle
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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:56, archived)

ennui

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mictoboy, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:57, archived)

can't be bothered....
/obvious reply #4563
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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:58, archived)

Limbo being abolished
oh, no I did that...........
www.b3ta.com/board/6407880
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HappyToast sorted on, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:58, archived)

An angry rhinoceros
anally penetrating Neill Buchannan with it's big fat rhino cock, whilst Gaz Top sits astride it's snout, trying to impale his tattered japseye on the rhinos horn. He is wearing Micheal Strachan LIKE A HAT
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4dam party, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:58, archived)

please dont show this.
I dont think my delicate senses could handle such classy erotica
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:03, archived)

LIKE A HAT!!

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4dam party, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:05, archived)

*spluffs*
Smut overload.

I need a lie down. And maybe a quick shit on a dead ladyboy's tits
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:16, archived)

Moonlit pond
With some werewolves spying on a beautiful elf maiden taking a bath and taking a bet on which item of clothing will come off next.
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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:00, archived)

THAT would sell
*draws*
*ebays*
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JollyJack has a shitload to do before xmas, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:01, archived)

tell the truth... this is what you've been working on already!

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hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:20, archived)

Hammers and nails
in the posession of snails
(Herr Dimitri For Truth, Justice and Fluffeh Tiem!, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:00, archived)

The Sequential Art team
In the style of Vice City.

"Knife after dark - rated 'R' for retarded"

EDIT: or 'Miami Vice', its all gravy...
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Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:03, archived)

I love that game.
Makes me feel all nostalgic.
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JollyJack has a shitload to do before xmas, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:05, archived)

fingers crossed Rockstar buckle to the pressure and release Vice City stories on the PS2
Instead of just the PSP
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mugatu what the deuce?, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:09, archived)

They'd better...
cos if they dont...i'll piss & moan about it to anyone who'll listen.
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Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:20, archived)

This.
Although I've been closely following the development of the Scarface: The World Is Yours game which is out in a few days. Reviews from people who have managed to get their hands on a copy already are almost all singing its praises.
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mugatu what the deuce?, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:24, archived)

It's the music
"I was lost for a while, didnt know where I was going..."

If there is anything more fun than riding round the airport on a motorbike getting the cops to follow you over the many jumps, I dont want to know about it!
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Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:09, archived)

Yeah....it was the crap music that killed San Andreas......
.....that and the piss poor RPG style stat system.....
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JollyJack has a shitload to do before xmas, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:12, archived)

San Andreas was huge
But it just wasn't as fun as Vice City. Flying the Harrier was fun though.

"And now back to Maurice Chavez, the asshole"

"He IS an asshole"

Just brilliant.
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Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:16, archived)

yeah. I loved San Andreas - thought it was an amazing game
But because of its vastness it didn't have the 'quick 10 minute go' appeal that Vice City had.
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mugatu what the deuce?, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:21, archived)

Big play area's fine by me.....
....but to prevent the player from getting around it easily because their driving skill is dictated by a number is f**king stupid.
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JollyJack has a shitload to do before xmas, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:25, archived)

don't read into that too much
The actual difference in gameplay between having really low stats and maximum stats is actually very little indeed. I've used cheats to get great handling etc and it hardly makes any difference.
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mugatu what the deuce?, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:57, archived)

Yeah, it needed an area like the Escobar airport runways in VC
Where a man with a motorbike and an uzi can go crazy Rockstar style.
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Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:26, archived)

yeah,
the serious music was crap. ok if you like that sort of music, but i just played itunes in the background.

GTA3 had the best music.
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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:28, archived)

Actually
seeing a version of what was mentioned earlier would be good.

i.e. Maple-Syrup waffle trap with 4-5 lesbians dangling by their teeth.
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wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:14, archived)

mmm
but would a picture live up to the one in your (sick & twisted) imagination?
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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:55, archived)

Jar Jar Binks
proved as popular on Earth as he did Naboo

*apologies for the piss poor effort*
(Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah*, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:48, archived)

ha ha ha
he's so annoying! HANG HIM!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:49, archived)

Messah Jar Jar Binks!
Messah big stupid cunt.
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:50, archived)

My eyes
~~Messah~~ Messiah

Both times.
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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:52, archived)

MICKEY HOMER
MUTATION!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:47, archived)

OOP!
he got messed up!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:48, archived)

thats mental
you mentalist
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darth munki is crushing a grape, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:00, archived)

Run Pat, Run!!!!

(James Cupboard may contain emotionally intense scenes, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:47, archived)

hahahahaha!

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Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:47, archived)

hahahaha!

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- D - Onion-head-carrot-fingers, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:48, archived)

hahaha
excellent

but needs more twins
woo
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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:48, archived)

Did they ever work together?
A MIGHTY WOO from me!
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gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:48, archived)

who cares!

THIS RAWKS!
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TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:49, archived)

aaaahhahahah

twill get a click from me
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surfpunk Strike Me Flamin' 'andsome, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:49, archived)

No!
Don't run, stand still and be squashed, as flat as a Mullet.
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Araucaria words and words and words and words, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:50, archived)

get him edd!

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Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:50, archived)

"i'll be theeeere!"
LOL. This is ace when you sing the Baywatch theme while watching it!
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:51, archived)

could be worse
could be the theme for "Friends"
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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:54, archived)

haha!
STEP ON IT, EDD!
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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 17:34, archived)

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