Fluffy Bull Tiem?


Didn't work quite as well as I wanted, needs more twiddling.
( Bloop wasn't here on, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 19:48, archived)

HA HA
No thats ace mate, no more twiddling needed
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 19:48, archived)

It shall be twiddled
just not right now
( Bloop wasn't here on, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:07, archived)

awww
Not that the others wern't good but this one is the best.
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:13, archived)

this is great!
did you do the one with the elephant as well?
( Pedro Ho Ho Ho Hin Mood: FABULOUS, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 19:52, archived)

yah
here they all are:

www.b3tards.com/u/ead180058c505fc363ce/toyelephant.jpg
www.b3tards.com/u/ead180058c505fc363ce/toyshark.jpg
www.b3tards.com/u/ead180058c505fc363ce/toycroc.jpg
( Bloop wasn't here on, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 19:54, archived)

thanks for the links,
i was not aware of the shark & croc
( Pedro Ho Ho Ho Hin Mood: FABULOUS, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 19:56, archived)

these are great.
the toy shark is my personal favourite.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:00, archived)

I like that one and the elephant
The crocodile isn't very good because I chose a rubbish photo for the toy.
( Bloop wasn't here on, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:04, archived)

Ahahaha this is cute!

( wigglywoo i like jelly beeeeaaaans!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 19:53, archived)

Hahaha
These are brill
(tangytomatoes, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 19:56, archived)

hahah i love this. action packed.

( Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:03, archived)

ARF
brilliant!
( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:05, archived)

Looks bloody good to me :D
*clicks*
( chunderbunny, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:12, archived)

It's good though
:)
( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:19, archived)

repost for compo, used to shock less people than the dome did


sorry
( WebmasterFF has nothing to do but write this post on, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 19:44, archived)

ok now i feel sick
*vomits into his shoes*
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 19:45, archived)

I'm sorry
I know a lot of people get like that due to the taxes stolen by the government to build it
( WebmasterFF has nothing to do but write this post on, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 19:48, archived)

yes lets hang tony blair

( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 19:50, archived)

and film it on a camera phone
I'm suprised he hasn't quit yet
( WebmasterFF has nothing to do but write this post on, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 19:54, archived)

I do wonder...
...how you can put up with staring into a man's anus long enough to cut his hands out of the picture.
(geekboy is still employed on, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 19:51, archived)

I have a very strange family, nothing shocks me anymore.
When your mother tells you that her and your stepdad "like to get kinky sometimes" whilst pelvic thrusting, it makes everything else seem easier on the eyes
( WebmasterFF has nothing to do but write this post on, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 19:53, archived)

When your mother tells you that her and your stepdad "like to get kinky sometimes" with you involved whilst pelvic thrusting, it makes everything else seem easier on the eyes
( Tesco Quality Wiping my face with dirty kittens since..., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 19:59, archived)

Now that would be worse
touche
( WebmasterFF has nothing to do but write this post on, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:17, archived)

They're the real hands!!!

( mike woz ere puts the 'sexy' in 'dyslexia', Fri 2 Feb 2007, 19:53, archived)

well, it's one of them
i don't think even mr. goatse had two wedding rings.
( Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:05, archived)

with a talent like that
he deserves 2 wives
(pdjpdj, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:11, archived)

somehow, i don't think mr goatse is straight.

( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:56, archived)

un-shopped photo
but funny nonethereless...;)


( planearm, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 19:32, archived)

Already GC
Sorry :)
( Tikoloshe, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 19:34, archived)

very much been done

( Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 19:36, archived)

twelveteenth time I think
still funny
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 19:36, archived)

thises

( mictoboy, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 19:38, archived)

AND CLEARLY THEY ALL HAVE TESTICLES
UNDER THEIR PANCE! LINKIT!LINKIT!LINKIT!LINKIT!LINKIT!

Hello Dave!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 19:38, archived)

you wouldn't let it lie, would you?

( mictoboy, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 19:44, archived)

i missed this, but I've been told

( Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 19:45, archived)

he he
Hello Dave
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 19:45, archived)

Have a reaper then

( Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 19:38, archived)

5th time lucky?

( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 19:39, archived)

down with this sort of thing!

( Pedro Ho Ho Ho Hin Mood: FABULOUS, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 19:43, archived)

I like the one of him kissing a golf trophy

( Koba Swim across the Volga and get my kite back Dmitry, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 19:43, archived)

Did I hear you saying ni too to that old picture of your dog?

( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 19:48, archived)

AGAIN
AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN
( mofaha, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 22:17, archived)

The boards are sloooow so have a diagram of my peircing

edited for being suitable for work
( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 19:02, archived)

argh!

( naD, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 19:03, archived)

hahahhahahha
finger piercing are rubbish.
( MrA, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 19:04, archived)

no beans?
ouch
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 19:04, archived)

yay...
cruelty to bangers!
s&M bangers woot
( Hummel has had balls removed, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 19:04, archived)

you've had a turd piercing?

( finnbar the occasional acid flashback, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 19:04, archived)

of course, its the latest thing! everyones doing it!

( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 19:07, archived)

Did you have it done pre or post delivery?

( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 19:14, archived)

check your inbox

( Hummel has had balls removed, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 19:28, archived)

I did:P

( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 19:49, archived)

Then I shall pea a roast...

( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 19:07, archived)

Is it CDC tiem?

( Hummel has had balls removed, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 19:08, archived)

Phwoar

( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 19:08, archived)

im getting my nip nips done for my eighteenth
i want to do something stupid, but memorable
( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 19:09, archived)

Well you could have a tattoo done like my mate
It read

If drunk please return to

35644 The road
the Town
Post code

And then move house.

Have a good 18th matey. I sorta remember mine.
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 19:12, archived)

My nipple piercing fell out
several times. I theorise that I caress my nipples during sleep.

One to watch out for.
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 19:19, archived)

that's a good idea.
i've had mine done for a few years now, and i love them. plus, you can remove them whenever you want to... not true with a tattoo.
(saidthekat would like to congratulate you, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 19:27, archived)

Yes you can.
Cuts off limbs.
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 19:51, archived)

haha
GET YER WANGER OUT!
( Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 19:09, archived)

lol i would but i dont know how to do the NSFW hyperlinky thing

( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 19:09, archived)

i deleted that picture too
heh
( Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 19:11, archived)

lol i keep the source in my trousers :P

( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 19:12, archived)

you know we love it

( Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 19:14, archived)

Have I missed something?
Sausages aren't that hard to get off a barbecue, surely?
( le brian ..., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 19:11, archived)

hahaha

( Hummel has had balls removed, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 19:13, archived)

I'm so happy I'm not you.
(Bombast, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 19:14, archived)

Ouch.
Lots of people have the ring part, but the cutting it off and tying the ends up is a bit extreme.
( Hoagie, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:46, archived)

( Hummel has had balls removed, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:38, archived)

pfft1
You got any spare chipolatas?

Or a small battered sausage at the very least.
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:39, archived)

just had bangers and mash for tea....the dog snatched the last banger
Sorry....no help here
( Hummel has had balls removed, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:44, archived)

Well I've always believe that women that says size doesn't matter...
...are shallow:D

*goes to hell*
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:47, archived)

hahahaha

( Hummel has had balls removed, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:50, archived)

pffft

( naD, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 19:04, archived)

*checks*
can I sell you some back?
( naD, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:41, archived)

ha!

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:43, archived)

why do you think i'm single!


/may be only partially true
( naD, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:45, archived)

you should so not be single


unless you want to be

you're a handsome chap with a great personality. Probably smell good too. It just makes no kinda sense....
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:48, archived)

*blushes* *sniffs*
mmm lynx
thank you (:

I dunno, I just have an inability to meet new girls. I'm alright chatting etc once contact has been made but I just can't go up to girls in pubs/bars etc.
and my mates are all boring bastards half the time, never wanna go out.

/mylifeblog
( naD, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:59, archived)

you need a job as a DJ assistant...
My boys get all the sex. The lucky cnuts
( Hummel has had balls removed, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 19:01, archived)

No, they just tell you they did
and as an ex dj I can also explode the myth that djs get shagged a lot, coz i certainly didn't. Mind you I had a lot of attention yes indeed, but as it came from either fuglys or under-age girls my trousers stayed zipped up.
( TBL Is it Easter yet?, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 19:04, archived)

the security cameras in our place tell a diffrent story...hahaha

( Hummel has had balls removed, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 19:08, archived)

hahahaha!

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:44, archived)

this is brilliant!

plus i dont have a penis.
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:45, archived)

I was going to do one with value lettuce.....so as to even the score!

( Hummel has had balls removed, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:46, archived)

there is a very crude old joke that springs to mind.
but I am sure you can guess it without me lowering the tone of the place**

















** as if........
( TBL Is it Easter yet?, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:49, archived)

lower the tone please

( Hummel has had balls removed, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:51, archived)

well, since you ask.....
Lady says "I dont have a penis"

bloke (unzips) "would you like one?"
( TBL Is it Easter yet?, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:52, archived)

Yay
chuckle...snigger
( Hummel has had balls removed, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:53, archived)

Lady reaches for gardening shears
...
( le brian ..., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:55, archived)

bloke runs like fuck

( TBL Is it Easter yet?, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:58, archived)

Lady turns out to be Paula Radcliffe

( le brian ..., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:59, archived)

She wouldnt of caught him...
She'd a been sick after a few steps....omg olddddddd
( Hummel has had balls removed, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 19:03, archived)

and stops halfway there for a shit?

( b3th icon sponsored by mongychops, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 19:04, archived)

ZOMFHGONELEVENTYFILESIZE!!!!!360DOUBLEFRONTOVERHEADTWIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!


that should just about cover all the bases
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:46, archived)

tiz quiet my friend....and only 20k over the limit for a gif
take an anadin and sit down calmly while i massage your swastika.
( Hummel has had balls removed, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:49, archived)

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

anadin

/headache, tense, nervous headache
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:50, archived)

well!

( MrA, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:56, archived)

Awww....someone should rub it better...

( Hummel has had balls removed, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:58, archived)

Oh that would be nice.
any offers?
( MrA, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 19:04, archived)

Have you asked "Your MoM"

( Hummel has had balls removed, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 19:06, archived)

I think if we look deep enough.
That there is a small willy inside all of us.
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 19:50, archived)

He won't haggle!

( Paster of Muppets Join the 39,000 club!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 19:16, archived)

ghourds?

( Hummel has had balls removed, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 19:29, archived)

"Yes, I know it's nice and shiny but if anybody asks you about it ..deny everything"
...
(mr b3th, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:27, archived)

he looks like he's buying a prostitute
you know, shifty.
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:28, archived)

I think you've caught the spirit of the thing, do you think anyone will complain because she's showing a bit of neck ?
.
(mr b3th, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:29, archived)

No I shouldn't think so.
If she were naked, then yes, perhaps.

deariedearieme
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:30, archived)

who?
shipa shifty?
(LittleTerryFuckwit 100% less honky, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:37, archived)

hahaha
yes
( Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:56, archived)

£3.25
for a medal?
i'll take one
( naD, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:28, archived)

Wooo!
Quantity and quantity!
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:31, archived)

I've been away...
Who are they?
( benkai has not thought about biscuits since, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:45, archived)

as nobody is about, I shall have a RPF
Real Photo Friday

I went out today and took some pictures with my nice shiney new camera, you may view 2 of them







you may click for biggerness.

/hides
( TBL Is it Easter yet?, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:15, archived)

i dont want to link to my flickr today
/ugo day

lovely landscapes (:
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:17, archived)

you
ugo day

well somethings not right there
( naD, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:19, archived)

haha more like manic day
hohum!
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:21, archived)

*hugs*

( naD, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:22, archived)

flickr? is this you

they are rather pretty and serene
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:17, archived)

ooh where's that then

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:19, archived)

Carlingford Lough
Co. Down norn ireland, taken from two corners in Rostrevor (one sort of one way and the other.... well you get the idea.)
( TBL Is it Easter yet?, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:20, archived)

Lovely stuff

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:22, archived)

Nowhere near
any of the places I was going to guess
( Bloop wasn't here on, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:27, archived)

fotos!
tj: have a look at this - news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-1249959,00.html

the image they use is ridiculous
( Leningrad, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:19, archived)

Haha! Dear god.

( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:20, archived)

Sky News' own "Computer Whizkids", no doubt

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:21, archived)

as is the caption
"Imagine this!"
( mofaha, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:21, archived)

ha ha
they have all the skillz
( naD, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:23, archived)

hahaha PHRAOAR

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:23, archived)

hehe
looks real to me
( Bloop wasn't here on, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:26, archived)

pfffft
High brow journalism!
( MrA, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:29, archived)

hahahaha
ph34r t3h skillz0rs

:D
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:33, archived)

bwahaha!
brillo!
( Paster of Muppets Join the 39,000 club!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:34, archived)

hahah, that wins teh internetzz
why arn't we all in high paid jobs at sky coming up with this stuff?
(Ad7 Rename knives to 'gay sticks' and stop knife crime, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:56, archived)

*sneaks*


nice shots, what's the new camera?
( naD, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:22, archived)

You have the best dog in the world

( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:24, archived)

(:
thank you, he is fantastic

*goes to hug the dog*
( naD, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:26, archived)

Nikon D40
those are shopped well down in size btw...
( TBL Is it Easter yet?, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:25, archived)

swish, looks like a good little camera
yea i did guess they had been resized/compressed (:
( naD, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:27, archived)

*hugs my D70 in a smug manner*

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:27, archived)

Tis nice, but was out of my price range

( TBL Is it Easter yet?, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:30, archived)

mine was only £302
*sigh* i was overjoyed and overdrawn (:
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:33, archived)

Mine was only released in november last year
they are about £390 on amazon, although I got mine through a credit union loan.
( TBL Is it Easter yet?, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:36, archived)

*strokes 350D*

( naD, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:31, archived)

see above ^ ^
that was my first choice, but the damn things are like hens teeth, however, as my first dslr, I am way impressed with it.
( TBL Is it Easter yet?, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:33, archived)

really, i thought there were loads!
excellent, they look like great starter cameras
( naD, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:37, archived)

I thought so to, but both jessops and
another place I tried to get one did not have any. mind you they may have them now, but not at the time I was buying. still, I reckon for what I want it to do, the nikon will do the job just as well :-)
( TBL Is it Easter yet?, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:45, archived)

Rubs D200 suggestively
Mmmm.


( foop, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:51, archived)

nice shot
damn you and your d200!
( naD, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 19:05, archived)

Thank you
I deliberately avoided mentioning the weeks of eating food out of the neighbour's bins that followed. My bank account was not happy.
( foop, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 19:08, archived)

Ooooh, lovely
I especially like the first one. Yay for sunshine.

I took some photos today too
( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:22, archived)

frenzy!
that duck is great (:
( naD, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:24, archived)

yays!!
I must get one of those flickr thingys. and try some black and white stuff..
( TBL Is it Easter yet?, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:27, archived)

Dooo Iiiit
Its fun :)
( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:29, archived)

^ that!
go now

now!
( naD, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:31, archived)

*goes*
oohh... shiny things....
( TBL Is it Easter yet?, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:34, archived)

Woo!
They am nice.

Where is that?
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:22, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/6816478
( TBL Is it Easter yet?, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:25, archived)

what nice landscapes!
have something odd in return.
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:23, archived)

Haha
What?
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:28, archived)

I have no idea man
there's some crazy shit out there on the internets

:D
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:30, archived)

there be
weirdness out there
( TBL Is it Easter yet?, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:31, archived)

I had the afternoon off work today
and I went fishing, before that I went to my maw's and took her dog with me too. I got bored of fishing
because I wasn't getting any bites so I went for a braw walk around the loch and the dog rolled in the
remains of a fish which something had caught. the dog was very smelly so I threw her in a river to
wash her. It was a very nice afternoon out and I enjoyed myself.

I would have taken photos but I had no camera so you will have to imagine it all.

This is where I was, I was in this red circle

( The Duke of Prunes, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:26, archived)

*imagines*
*sees the duke getting soaked as the dog shakes itself dry*

:-)
( TBL Is it Easter yet?, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:28, archived)

^this
i am greatly amused by the image
( naD, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:30, archived)

Lucky for me the dog is a small short haired patterdale terrier rat dog
so I never got soaked. But I I took the other dog I definitely would have been soaked, but that dog is too old to take for long jaunts now.
( The Duke of Prunes, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:35, archived)

*imagines*


that sounds wonderful!
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:29, archived)

It was and I finished it off with a couple of pints of Balven ale in a pub on the way home.

( The Duke of Prunes, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:36, archived)

I envy your life Duke.


wanna live in CA with two kids, a mortgage and a 1 hr commute to a job with emotionally dead people?
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:49, archived)

hmmm.... these kids you speak of...
*gary glitter mode off*

arf...
( TBL Is it Easter yet?, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:51, archived)

Tempting but no thanks
You can't beat the fresh, clean air you get here. I never appreciated it until I moved back from Edinburgh 5 years ago.
( The Duke of Prunes, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:52, archived)

:)

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:56, archived)

aah
As a Londoner I love the fresh clean smell of the air you get in Edinburgh...
(booglysticks Errol flynn in female form, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 19:26, archived)

Nothing beats the fresh, clean fragrance of Monkey Air.

(_Felix suspicious character from prehistoric caucasus, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 19:33, archived)

hmm
wet dog
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:29, archived)

Glassloch i'm afraid
AICMFP
(Ad7 Rename knives to 'gay sticks' and stop knife crime, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:57, archived)

hahaha
:D
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 19:26, archived)

looks like it's full of chuchters

( drunkenoaf, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:03, archived)

Erm. Well er, sorry


( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:11, archived)

glitter?

(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:13, archived)

aha

( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:14, archived)

TAG IT!

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:14, archived)

did
Biarch:P

Just uploaded the wrong one:P

Any plans for the weekend?
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:14, archived)

ar t
:P just
loaded
(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:17, archived)

hahahah that took far too long

( Well, not quite 3948-7828-7914-9676, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:21, archived)

Yes
I think you are loaded!

What was too clever for me:P

Woo
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:22, archived)

I plan on building a fairy door in my house

and I break ground on an uber shed this weekend. You?
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:31, archived)

The usual,
fairy stomping:P
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:35, archived)

Hahaha!

( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:25, archived)

sigh.™ final bit of friday mind piss...........im off to do battle on the tube


( WOLF .™ - has quit, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:39, archived)

you dropped this
'E'

also woo ha ha
( naD, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:40, archived)

MAGIC MAGIC E!
ADD E To get Pine ......


errm sorry I watched far too much Wordy when I was younger...
( WOLF .™ - has quit, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:41, archived)

A shin, will shine with me!
Though looking at wordy now he is one scary biscuit.
( Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:42, archived)

Tub
Becomes tube with me !!!
Words and Freakin' Pictures.....
( WOLF .™ - has quit, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:46, archived)

lub becomes lube...
Oh, hang on, that wasn't in the original...
( Paster of Muppets Join the 39,000 club!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:59, archived)

MAJOR FLASHBACK
What the hell was that from?
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:45, archived)

Look and Read
A collection of BBC stories, the E Wizard appeared in many of them.
( Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:46, archived)

words and pictures.........
....
( WOLF .™ - has quit, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:47, archived)

There too
But he was definitely in Badger Girl, which was Look and Read.
( Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:49, archived)

Ok cheers both :)
Found it

www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-Gq17O-HRc
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:52, archived)

Magic, Magic E made a big comeback in the 90s
"Take a word like 'commerce'. Add Magic, Magic E, and what do we get? That's right, Venture Capital!"
( le brian ..., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:02, archived)

I don't know
can you repeat the question?


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:40, archived)

Each time I start thinking "Yes, no...
I start thinking of the Rutles' song Questionnaire
( davew27, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:07, archived)

You're not the boss of me
No! Woo!
( in vino veritas, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:43, archived)

Who is the boss of you then?

( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:59, archived)

So it's something to do with the lyrics of TMBG's song?

( davew27, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:03, archived)

shirley
it's a TMBG end user licence agreement rather than a shit "comedy" tv show eula?
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:43, archived)

this^^
but very w00. All TMBG references are w00.
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:52, archived)

I'm you only friend
but I'm not ashally your friend


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:58, archived)

your
I was listening to Flood this morning...
( davew27, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:03, archived)

NO!
NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO!
NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO!
NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO!
NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO!
NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO!
NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO!
NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO!
NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO!
NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO!
NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:07, archived)

No! was 12 years later than Flood!

( davew27, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:08, archived)

I'm not a real doctor
but I am a real worm
(Fudge Monkey never did, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:43, archived)

If this is a TMBG reference the 'Maybe' button should be two buttons: Maybe, I don't know

Edit: No, not 2 buttons total
( davew27, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:02, archived)

nah ah
four buttons
yes,
no,
maybe,
i don't know
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:07, archived)

Exactly
Instead of one button 'Maybe' there should be 2
( davew27, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:09, archived)

He's not taking any chances with his luck this time

Previously


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:38, archived)

he he
excellent
( naD, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:39, archived)

Thankies!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:43, archived)

Pfft!
I was expecting a piano to fall on him!
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:39, archived)

That could NEVAR happen . . . .
By the way . . . . Who won the singing contest in the calendar?


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:42, archived)

After the underwhelming response I've gotten from trying to let people know about it
I've been about a click away from deleting it several times.

I put a bit of effort into something and tried to make it fun or silly or whatnot. Spent some time trying to do it and collaborated with other b3tans on it. Even offered up silly rewards and got people to agree to judging it, and how do people respond?

Slag it off and bitch about it? I think I'll stay on /links for a while longer. At least there's the warning before you post "This is not the place to slag off other members' work. If you don't like it, don't say anything..."

The Mighty Syncubus has struck out*.

*Casey reference
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:03, archived)

Awww!
*huggles*


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:07, archived)

I don't want a hug.
I want my damn board back!

There are a lot of people on here that have devolved into the type of mentality that make YouTube comments seem like an actual discussion, and who have absolutely no problem telling you're stupid without reading something you wrote. It used to feel like a pretty decent group of people to me. Now it just seems mean. It's cliquish and arrogant and sad.
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:14, archived)

well, I can't fix that
I can only hug!

*sulkts*


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:16, archived)

i'll have a hug!
i'm short on my general quota for hugs
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:16, archived)

i'm incredibly confused by all this
have i been living in a cave?
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:16, archived)

Hat-tastic!
Damn YTS labour.

Have a good weekend mate.
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:40, archived)

You toos!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:42, archived)

Oh dear
is he dead? :(
( in vino veritas, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:44, archived)

Prolly not
He got hit by a train before


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:45, archived)

What a resiliant chap

( in vino veritas, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:46, archived)

Sounds a bit like Wolverine
And Claire from Heroes.
( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:00, archived)

this is RIGHT woo!
(:
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:00, archived)

You're left Woo!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:08, archived)

hohohooho!
that doesn't reek at all.
( The Duke of Prunes, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:18, archived)

u.g.l.y



( darrrenmillar www.darrenmillar.info, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:35, archived)

?
that's just mean, no?

where's the humour?

eh? eh? where's the mother fucking goddamn humour?
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:36, archived)

^this
*hugs*
ning M3E
( naD, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:37, archived)

This^
che



v

r
o
n?
( Hummel has had balls removed, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:42, archived)

hello my single friend, how's the bikes?

going out tonight?
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:42, archived)

havn't ridden much recently
started indoor climbing/bouldering though which is awesome (:
i do hope so, trying to rustle up my friends at the moment!

how are you doing? given up on the nullo girl?
( naD, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:48, archived)

yeah, the webmaster took down her pics. I stalked a little too hard

hope you make it out and exude confidence.

Have a beer for me please.
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:51, archived)

i hope so too!
it will be my pleasure!

*goes in search of grub*
( naD, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:59, archived)

I know! I just want to yell!!!

( Scoopzilla says: at least I don't like Creed..., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:41, archived)

hahahahaha
it's the hair wobble that gets me
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:43, archived)

hahahaha it is too funny

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:45, archived)

bloody hell!

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:44, archived)

i dont even care
all for the hair wobble!
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:51, archived)

hahaha it's got a life of it's own

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:52, archived)

it's.
got.
a life
of.
its-own
( naD, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:02, archived)

hahaha
"its own" needs to be "its-own"
simply for the tone
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:03, archived)

/edit
(:
( naD, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:04, archived)

Fucking hell, that's a bit big

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:45, archived)

700kb?
And no flaming or board nazis?
(Fixx, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:52, archived)

if your not in the club
your doomed
( Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:53, archived)

can neither of you read the above comments about it's size?
this is a quiet time on the board anyway, most people are going home or going out, so dont expect a huge riot about anything.
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:56, archived)

most people with any sense are heating their pasties and pizzas for tea right about now, using the revolutionary Toastabags...

( The Great Architect, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:57, archived)

hahahaha splendid!~

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:58, archived)

I bet if a noob or someone 'not in the b3ta asslickers club' were to do it there would be fucking hell to pay.
(Fixx, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:57, archived)

Is there a membership fee?

( The Great Architect, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:58, archived)

Indeed!

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:58, archived)

woah! get that bee out of your bonnet!
i'm just saying that two people HAVE pointed out that the image is excessive, and there's not many other people here.
dont start having a barney at me cause you dont think you could get away with being a nawte little monkey.

edit: and please note that the image in the thread below (http://www.b3ta.com/board/6816343) is far too big (and not really very good) and yet they also have not been flamed. despite not being part of the clan.
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:59, archived)

Who said I was having a go at you? I was just pointing out the two faced nature of this place....in with the crowd and you can get away with fucking murder, noob or infrequent poster face the wrath of the getalong gang.
(Fixx, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:03, archived)

that does sound very 'sour grapes' on your part....
most people who some consider to be the 'in crowd' are merely people who chat or see each other regularly on the board, the more frequently you are on here, the more you're likely to get known by others, and the chidings still happen even if you goof among the 'regulars'
( The Great Architect, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:05, archived)

Sour grapes? Nah just bored of board nazis pouncing on noobs who may not know the rules.
(Fixx, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:08, archived)

that's what the FAQ is for
and, a lot of the time, it's bloody good fun.
i'd call it "initiation" but it's not that at all.

and if it's about nazis and noobs, why are you not replying to a thread with an annoying noob and nazis?
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:10, archived)

It does tend to be true though

(Fudge Monkey never did, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:53, archived)

Allow me to remove that troublesome bee
Nice bonnet by the way.
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:05, archived)

see my edit and quit complaining.
if you dont like it here, there's loads of other places to go.
nobody's forcing you to endure the endless pain of how two faced it is.

and i think you're mistaking being two faced with people meeting and making friends with each other and not knowing other people.
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:06, archived)

brown hair?
*looks in profile*


ooohh... yes.

Very nice indeed.
( TBL Is it Easter yet?, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:08, archived)

thenkyou, i still think it needs to be darker though.

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:11, archived)

go on....
go full out black and become a goth :-)
( TBL Is it Easter yet?, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:17, archived)

someone called me a goth the other day
i couldnt stop my face from doing a full on O: "OMG!"
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:18, archived)

hahaha
someone accused my ex of being a goth once, because she had pink hair and was wearing a batman t-shirt. not quite sure how they figured that one out.
(El Chupacabra "caused harrasment, alarm and distress", Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:27, archived)

no it isn't
not in the slightest. I'll always have a go at regulars who post oversized files, because it sets a bad example for the new lot.

It's more down to how pissed off people are, if they notice something is loading slow or as Tutt says just how many people are on the board at the time.


*edit - also, being called a nazi or people telling you that all you do is moan at people deters some people from commenting on every single oversized image.

So all in all, it's just the luck of the draw. Stop feeling paranoid or left out.
( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:07, archived)

hello toasty *hug*
i didnt know you were about (:
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:09, archived)

luuuuuurking in the shadows
*argh*
wait that's my shadow
*argh*
damn you toasty
( naD, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:11, archived)

helloooooo
how's you this evening, got owt planned for the weekend? Me and missus Toast are clearing the house out to try and get it nice looking to sell.
We're moving Cambridge way!
( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:12, archived)

cambridge is AWESOME
i used to go shopping there a lot; the nicest train from peterborough station goes to cambridge - FACT!

i'm going ice skating tomorrow with a few of the boys from my house (:
should be goooood
*hopes and prays that it all goes okay*
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:15, archived)

Paranoid or left out? Paranoid of what? Left out of what? I come here to be amused, some of the stuff on here is excellent, yours included, I have no need to feel accepted on here by any one, I use b3ta purely for entertainment.
(Fixx, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:19, archived)

well some people use it to meet other like-minded people
and they manage to make friends
it's not a conspiracy. it's all good fun.
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:22, archived)

Thank god the real world isn't like that

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:08, archived)

yeah!
people might be friends and wouldn't accept strangers immidiately! PAH!
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:11, archived)

Try it and test your theory

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:01, archived)

^this


*warms pitchfork*
( naD, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:03, archived)

haha this wins
*lights torch*
( Well, not quite 3948-7828-7914-9676, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:08, archived)

to be honest, most have gone home now
flame away young padawan
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:55, archived)

Ohh ohh....
BIGGAR!!!!!


make that smaller you CUNT!!!

there.

by the above statement, I have killed off the theory that long time peoples here get better treatment than noobs.*






*possibly
( TBL Is it Easter yet?, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:07, archived)

Jeez chap
halve the size and then some.
( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:08, archived)

haha these comments all seem so empty now!
hahaha
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:12, archived)

it is a lovely hair shake though
:D
( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:13, archived)

^


bloody troublemaker
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:12, archived)

*kicks table over*
come on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:14, archived)

holy CRAP it IS big!
I uploaded the wrong one.
( Scoopzilla says: at least I don't like Creed..., Mon 5 Feb 2007, 20:04, archived)

If it had Toastabags, then it'd have humour....

( The Great Architect, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:42, archived)

^
or fun bags... mnnnnnnnnnnn toastafunbags....
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:46, archived)

i thought..
they were funny...
( darrrenmillar www.darrenmillar.info, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:37, archived)

O_o

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:39, archived)

isn't that bottom one
sonia off eastenders?
( b3th icon sponsored by mongychops, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:44, archived)

tabs
!
(saidthekat would like to congratulate you, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 19:23, archived)

meh
(LittleTerryFuckwit 100% less honky, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:30, archived)

It's melting
meeellltttiiiiinnnggg
( Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:32, archived)

pleasw optimise
/slow broadbeans blog
( hooker1uk ah fucksocks, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:33, archived)

apols
I'm drunk and left it on high quality. bad me.

bad!!

edit: no it's Flickr's fault. they dont allow optimisation. I should host elsewhere really. doh'eth
(LittleTerryFuckwit 100% less honky, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:34, archived)

I'm meowlting......
...I'lll get you and that dog...Toto
ya aaaa hahahaa




sooooooooooo sorry
( Hummel has had balls removed, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:34, archived)

wow.

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:44, archived)

*waits for it to animate*

(El Chupacabra "caused harrasment, alarm and distress", Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:13, archived)

not that talented
...yet (i)!!!
(LittleTerryFuckwit 100% less honky, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:37, archived)

following on from the duncan goodhew posts...

( Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:11, archived)

=)

( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:18, archived)

I love this!

( collapsibletank Add friend, Ignore, Hide, Seek, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:13, archived)

A mate of mine was moaning that being away from his misses
is a pain because he can't try and finish in her eyes. Easily solved really

( Devon Dan without geometry, there would be no point, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:08, archived)

heh
romance isn't dead then
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:09, archived)

cum fucking HURTS when you get it in your eyes.
Seriously. Next time you have a wank, try it.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:14, archived)

I have no desire to jizz in my own eyes
so shall take your word for it
( Devon Dan without geometry, there would be no point, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:16, archived)

why not ask a friend to jizz in your eyes?

( b3th icon sponsored by mongychops, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:17, archived)

I more meant he could just get a bit on his fingertip and poke his eye.
Why do men need to have EVERY. LITTLE. THING explained?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:18, archived)

i dont know
thats what were ment to do
( hooker1uk ah fucksocks, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:20, archived)

'nings, chap.

( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:23, archived)

ning squire how are you
*passes beer and rock*
( hooker1uk ah fucksocks, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:34, archived)

Well yes, I know
But you could at least *try* not be so crap as an entire gender. Of which there is only one other- the fantastic Woman.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:25, archived)

Also not very hygienic
I heard about a woman who got pubic lice in her eyelashes after unfortunate eye/sex activity.
(Pachey, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:22, archived)

:O
You'd think if you were that close to the penis you'd see the lice.

I've never seen an infestation of lice though- is it noticeable?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:23, archived)

You're asking the wrong person

(Pachey, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:26, archived)

I imagine it must be like looking at nits. I've seen them, due to being at school in the earlier part of my life.
They're quite large though- they'd be stumbling around on your eyelashes.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:27, archived)

yes, it's noticeable
:(
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:30, archived)

hahhaha

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:45, archived)

how irresponsible!
she should have worn contacts
( rogan, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:25, archived)

69k...and been a member for 3 yrs...haha ..have it!

( Hummel has had balls removed, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:24, archived)

That's ace!

(Pachey, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:27, archived)

Too fast

(Milt http://www.mynavel.co.uk/show-me-yours/, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:27, archived)

I care not for your dial up nazi bull shit
NEXT!
( Devon Dan without geometry, there would be no point, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:37, archived)

o_O

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:40, archived)

i dont care either
just like to spread the lurve
( Hummel has had balls removed, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:47, archived)

And for the more mature lady

( Bad Horsey, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:25, archived)

OH that's a shopped version of my favourite lubricant!
Buggered if I can remember the name though.

Doesn't the packaging make it look like it should be lemon and lime flavour?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:27, archived)

I often wonder what a 'Jolly Jack' creation would look like in real life.

(Milt http://www.mynavel.co.uk/show-me-yours/, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:06, archived)

needs longer legs!
.
( jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:07, archived)

Pfft, ace.
Needs more squirrel, though :P
( Shada stay frosty oscar mike, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:07, archived)

:)

( god save the queen hardly ever original, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:14, archived)

hahaha
NSFW!
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:16, archived)

Haha
yaaaay!
( Shada stay frosty oscar mike, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:16, archived)

Isn't she one of those new fangled
Size 0 models?
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:07, archived)

needs more huge
... er, something, I'm sure.

and a woo to you, sir
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock The descent into orthographic antinomianism, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:07, archived)

'ning sir
I was listening to your saga the other day. mr b3th is a big Kenneth Horne fan. I got a bit excited when I recognised the name.

I may be all of teh sad.
( b3th icon sponsored by mongychops, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:09, archived)

Would!

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:08, archived)

Looks like those shitty
Bratz things.
( M3rx Winky winky bum bum poo poo titty titty, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:09, archived)

needs more pointy ears!

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:10, archived)

Looks like the girl from the Chris Cunningham 'Mental wealth' ad...
With the scary scottish giggle...
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:16, archived)

this should be a copmo question

( < you, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:47, archived)

Sigh.™ ..... Maybe we will have electronic voting at the next election?


( WOLF .™ - has quit, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:04, archived)

*doesn't read*
*clicks Yes*

......shit
( TomD Howdy!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:06, archived)

^this
every time



damn microsoft installer...
( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:07, archived)

same here.

( god save the queen hardly ever original, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:09, archived)

WORDS
POLITICS



Just kidding, it's ace!
*clicks*
(Pachey, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:07, archived)

That the most of a licence agreement I've ever read
woo
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:07, archived)

hehehe
*clicks*

*realises*

shit.
( b3th icon sponsored by mongychops, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:07, archived)

Hahahaha!
They'd LOVE to have electronic voting. So much easier to rig.
( Afinkawan, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:09, archived)

You are Nostradamus...
That IS the future...
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:17, archived)

damn
rumbled ..and yes before you say it I may as well say it for you.

"...and I just bet you knew I was gonna say that as well...
...and this...
Arghhhh!"

Now run
( WOLF .™ - has quit, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:18, archived)

...and I just bet you knew I was gonna say that as well...
...and this...
Arghhhh!
*Runs*
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:20, archived)

Very late with this story, but I couldn't be arsed before...

Click picture for huge

Story here
( b3th icon sponsored by mongychops, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:02, archived)

your husband has been naughty

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:04, archived)

I don't think he gets it

not on a regular basis, anyway...
( b3th icon sponsored by mongychops, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:06, archived)

What did he do?

(Pachey, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:09, archived)

posting the NSFW pictures down there

( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:10, archived)

to me?
or to the board?
( b3th icon sponsored by mongychops, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:11, archived)

I meant to the board
But if the stuff he does to you is more interesting, please feel free to elaborate.
(Pachey, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:13, archived)

I believe he posted a rather nsfw picture on the board
and didn't understand that it might be nsfw. Then he posted the same picture but a bit modified and in a new thread, without taking off the first one.

To be honest, I don't think he knows how to link - I have to write the code out for him to copy.

Don't tell him I said that.
( b3th icon sponsored by mongychops, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:15, archived)

give him this

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:17, archived)

That is possibly the bestest thing i've seen on here in ages.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:19, archived)

^
what she said
( b3th icon sponsored by mongychops, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:21, archived)

That should be top of the Faq
You Makes Learnings Funz!
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:21, archived)

^ this

(Pachey, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:24, archived)

yay!

( god save the queen hardly ever original, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:22, archived)

Ah right, well how nice of you to apologise on his behalf
and your secret is safe with us. :)
(Pachey, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:18, archived)

pffft*
woo
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:05, archived)

The Zoo magazine is a nice touch
feels I have to add


( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:05, archived)

sign me up
a worthwhile degree would be handy.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:08, archived)

word up crips
www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue263/
( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:00, archived)

yay

( miamistu snagglery, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:01, archived)

yay
and double yay my week is complete
( m-a-t-t -- formerly mini nearly university time, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:01, archived)

Yay!
*settles down with a nice cup of tea*
(Pachey, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:01, archived)

THIS
is what I do with the newsletter during Monday lunchtime.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:03, archived)

Hey puddin
I may... may mark you - be going to the bash on 3rd
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:08, archived)

*joys*

(Pachey, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:14, archived)

lots of problems though, so still working them out...

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:15, archived)

Did you see Riverghost is offering up his hostel?
You can get from Heathrow to central London on the tube.

And from Gatwick to Victoria on the express train, then tube to us.
(Pachey, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:20, archived)

More than likely would be Stansted and Mictoboy dropping me off at the train station (wherever that is)
Need to check - might be a load of hassle and $$$$ just for a few drinks...
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:25, archived)

We're worth it though

(Pachey, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:29, archived)

Well I KNOW that! :D

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:30, archived)

If you do then I may be all moist.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:15, archived)

Hmm Might wander through...
Unannounced and perve on the real Flesh B3tans... Whilst pretending to be a civilian... hehehehe
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:15, archived)

Come
It will be good.
(Pachey, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:18, archived)

I'll be there.. Like the Predator...

(Actually I'll probably just sign up like a normal person, when I know if I'm Freeee!)
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:23, archived)

Sod that
Just sign up and cancel any other plans you may or may not have.
(Pachey, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:25, archived)

Ooooh.. You Arm Twister...
*Untwists Arm*
Ok Ok...

Edit Signed up... and with that I take my leave! Have a good weekend el B3tansa!
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:27, archived)

You think you feel warm and wanted now
Just wait until you get there...
(Pachey, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:30, archived)

/links
/ac
( TomD Howdy!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:01, archived)

woo!

( Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:02, archived)

bah
right on home time, you really should get this out earlier in the day so i can start skiving earlier.

i'll have to read it tonight at home.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:02, archived)

i meant to
but my mate Dave came round and we drank the bottle of vodka that was left over from my birthday party.

I've been FUCKING FUCKED today.
( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:05, archived)

Hope he used plenty of lube
*runs like fuckity fuck*
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:07, archived)

I now hate you as a person
for that 'new wallpaper pic'... :)
( Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:07, archived)

At 5 on the dot
but I wanted to go home.

I feel some 'overtime' is needed.
( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:02, archived)

"crips" :)
these this is a blast from the past
( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:02, archived)

Woo!
*reads it when he gets home*
( Afinkawan, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:02, archived)

Oh.


I don't really read these. Have you got any comics?
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:02, archived)

blimey
thankyou oh ginger fuhrer
( Hamster Trippin', Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:02, archived)

YAY!
I've been waiting a long time for this
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:03, archived)

But I'm a blood :-(
Can I read it anyway?
( cupboardy, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:03, archived)

You on da wrong side of town, boy

( Koba Swim across the Volga and get my kite back Dmitry, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:06, archived)

heh
you have reminded me of Warriors

"You're standing right now with nine delegates from 100 gangs.
And there's over a hundred more.
That's 20,000 hardcore members."
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:09, archived)

Super Film...
Can you Count Suckas!
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:12, archived)

hehe - it cracks me up
"See that guy over there? He's after you, and he's got some guys with him."

"I know they're on my ass but now they know I know it. "
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:16, archived)

"Good Evening Boppers....
The Baseball furies dropped the Ball.. Made an Er-Rorr"

hahaha.. Oh yeah and the girl Gang...
We're the 'Lizzies'

Utter Class...
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:19, archived)

/talk is for the bloods

( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:06, archived)

toats.

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:07, archived)

Ooo. Happy Friday!

( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:08, archived)

The 'Gay Bands' page is hysterical.

( Sea Tramp rattled David Cameron with Shakira wolf ringtone, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:09, archived)

holy fuck-cunts
*random swear autoresponce*
( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:09, archived)

yay! Ticket to ride!

( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:11, archived)

Why oh why did I click that wallpaper link?

(generic hybrid, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:24, archived)

yay

( Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:32, archived)

Chloe and Helga make up.

.......awwwwwwwwwwww.
( JollyJack really needs a new laptop, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:00, archived)

tits or gtfo!

( TomD Howdy!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:00, archived)

Pffft!

( Afinkawan, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:00, archived)

Which is which?
Oh, I forgot about links in text
( davew27, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:00, archived)

This is your best yet, JJ.


But why are you still haunting me?
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:01, archived)

up out.

Please?
( Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:01, archived)

There should be a link there to some very hot yiffy lez making up

( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:01, archived)

Yeah....there should be......

( JollyJack really needs a new laptop, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:06, archived)

do tell me it's only a cover.

( Mr. Johnson, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:07, archived)

:D

( Mr. Johnson, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:02, archived)

I feel cheated somehow

( PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:03, archived)

Hahahaha
That's very Calvin and Hobbs
=D
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:03, archived)

Minimalist
its like...a zen thing...
( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:03, archived)

I think I'm gonna go lie down in the snow again...

( Pappa Ratzi had a strange dream last night., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:04, archived)

OMG!
That is so hot!
(this week i am mostly - busy hooking, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:05, archived)

sexy sexy JJ
will you give me a hug at the brum bash?
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:05, archived)

maaaaaaaybe
:)
( JollyJack really needs a new laptop, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:08, archived)

Aw gee!
Have to twist your arm there!
( Pappa Ratzi had a strange dream last night., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:12, archived)

sweet jesus
sweet sweet jesus
( Hamster Trippin', Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:07, archived)

I'm disturbed by how sexy I find that picture.

( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:07, archived)

That's still a billion times better than I would be able to draw it...
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww....
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:12, archived)

My innocence!

( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:13, archived)

awwwww.
...
*click*

AAAAH!
(Pho3nixius was killed off-screen on, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:27, archived)

.


Here's a colouring of one of Chorizowagon's works.
( PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:59, archived)

It's all good
But you know a bedspread that colour'd make you ill.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:00, archived)

splendid stuff
WOO!
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:01, archived)

THAT'S NOT YOURS!!!!!!!!!! ;)
nice colouring job there
( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:01, archived)

phwoar
i imagine she is listening to girls making out
( TomD Howdy!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:02, archived)

*throws bucket of cold water*

( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:04, archived)

cheers!

( TomD Howdy!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:07, archived)