Anim!

( Priestess mostly not even lurking these days, Tue 10 Sep 2002, 23:53, archived)

he appears to be in a state of arousal.
and I'm most impressed you avoided the original. Or did you?
( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Tue 10 Sep 2002, 23:55, archived)

I did
Used yours and mine and Tabazan's cos they were the easiest. Wanted Hobnobgoblin's too but he'd resized his and I'm not into doing anything hard tonight. My mouse hardly moves left at all.
( Priestess mostly not even lurking these days, Tue 10 Sep 2002, 23:57, archived)

Thing is
that gif 100% represents my usual waking state.
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 10 Sep 2002, 23:57, archived)

scary thing is
the bug-eyed, big-tongued one looks just like this freelancer I used to work with...
( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Tue 10 Sep 2002, 23:59, archived)

Lordy
The poor man, makes one greatful for what one has.
( Priestess mostly not even lurking these days, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 0:04, archived)

Now that is hideous.
But beautifully done!
( Dr. Mercury, Tue 10 Sep 2002, 23:56, archived)

Ha Ha
nice one :)
( Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Tue 10 Sep 2002, 23:58, archived)

cheap shot.

but what lovely skin you have, sir.
( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Tue 10 Sep 2002, 23:43, archived)

they are both (this and below) superb
but will give me koit related nightmares
so i'm off to bed.
night all!
(and thx dr m mwah!)
( Pob, Tue 10 Sep 2002, 23:46, archived)

What dya mean
nightmares ? - if you wake up wet, you'd better let me know.
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 10 Sep 2002, 23:47, archived)

Night Poblet.
Sleep well!
Mwah backatcha...or something!
( Dr. Mercury, Tue 10 Sep 2002, 23:49, archived)

night pob
sleep well

*sneezes violently*
( the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 10 Sep 2002, 23:58, archived)

nightie night
now there's a thought.
( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Wed 11 Sep 2002, 0:00, archived)

I try my best to moisteurise
that's bullshit......I tend to pick a lot.
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 10 Sep 2002, 23:47, archived)

That's better . . .

( Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Tue 10 Sep 2002, 23:40, archived)

Isn't he from the movie
Signs ?

Although I spose a lot won't have seen it yet.
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 10 Sep 2002, 23:46, archived)

tomorrow is the 1 year anniv. of that great shitty day
i work for a school system in texas- in this school system i work in the technology dept- which automatically makes me cynical and irritable... well thats just great... tomorrow is the big damn anniversary of the sept 11 trendsetting, err... horrible event... umm... by cruel heartless bastards blah blah blah... and it is quite trendy to be all patriotic and all that shit... as you may have noticed, i have taken the point of veiw of someone who is sick of this damn thing (oh my god! i must be a terrorist!) and so tomorrow, they are going to be doing all this stupid crap about america and how dirty ole bin can rot in hell, blah blah blah... thank god for firemen and all that crap... i think i should commit suicide to spare myself the cynical rage which will be on a constant explosion loop in my mind tomorrow

before school starts, the students are going to gather around the flagpole, cry, say prayers, and all sorts of crap...

now im not exactly the holier than thou art type... but umm- seperation of church and state? yes! they fucking said over the morning announcements that students are supposed to show up at the flagpole to pray for those lost in the 9/11 tradgedy



damn... i think i should just call in sick tomorrow
(sketcher, Tue 10 Sep 2002, 23:35, archived)

I go to UT-Austin
which school system do you work for?
( Allanon, Tue 10 Sep 2002, 23:36, archived)

i work for
montgomery ind. school district
its located in montgomery, texas (of all places)
the technology dept consists of like 5 people, low pay, and lots of old crappy heaps
(sketcher, Tue 10 Sep 2002, 23:40, archived)

nice
do you do the flagpole thing to remember people killed in wars ?

If you don't, tell em to stick said pole up their ass...
(minoltion, Tue 10 Sep 2002, 23:38, archived)

of course not- its like soooooo untrendy
now if it was a war caused by a really easily hated figure, and maybe a lot of people died... and maybe a buttload of celebrities got together and sang songs and painted horses and told jokes... and then every store in america sold little flag stickers...

then maybe they would do the flagpole thing for those who died in a war
(sketcher, Tue 10 Sep 2002, 23:47, archived)

america lost good ol' bin laden
so next in line mr saddam, no reasons for going to war, brainwashed super patriotic nations gives bush full support

americas great
(minoltion, Tue 10 Sep 2002, 23:58, archived)

yeah...saddam is the next
dalai lama. Give me a break and get off yer high horse.
( Allanon, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 0:00, archived)

wait- bin laden's dead?
i know saddam is the flavor of the month... i know that much... but... not any more than that


shows ya how much i watch the news
(sketcher, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 0:03, archived)

he's
lost
(minoltion, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 0:09, archived)

No one woulda cared if it had happened in Kuala Lumpa
and it wasn't caught on tape.
If its any consolation I didn't stand for your national anthem a year ago on Sept 14th.
( Your Mum, Tue 10 Sep 2002, 23:39, archived)

it is consolation, thanks
i personally think this country has gone down the crapper... and i dont mean in any overnight sort of way

i was working in a room that was for a typing class and the teacher was having the highschool (i think this should be stressed that they are highschool kids) look at frigging where's waldo books

i might be able to understand this if the particular series had more text, and they were typing it... but no... looking at the pretty pictures

and the mass media in this country... damn... its crap

its hell being able to know that almost every movie from america has been crap for the past (at least) 2 years
and the music
and the tv
and ... and... fashion... yes... its trendy to have expensive clothes? and its trendy to wear them only a couple of times?... i have shirts that are like 4 or 5 years old that i still wear...


whatever... ok, thats it... im going anti american... and i hope the fbi, cia, nba, or upn picks that up on their scanners... i do not want to be part of this crap

i havent stood up for the pledge, or sang the national anthem in like 3ish years
(sketcher, Tue 10 Sep 2002, 23:56, archived)

Come to Britain!!
You sound like the sort of person we love. Things are very similar in some ways but you're fully expected to take the piss and not considered unpatriotic here!
( Dr. Mercury, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 0:04, archived)

We would all agree here in Britain that your country does indeed 'suck'.
However so does ours. The other man's grass is always greener they say. We must love what we have or change to avoid a bitter life.

Some answers:

>Media is controlled by advertising.
>Advertising is a machine in the accumulation of money.
>Education is the doctrination of the countries philosophy and knowledge aimed at a mass population and therefore aims at the lowest common denominator (so as to not loose th stupid childrens interest). Education has failed as many as it has saved.

Its a pity you have so much hate though. Hate is the inverse of love: both are very strong polars of the same emotion. Choose love its great.

*edit* Yes new clothes are great: girls love 'em.
( Your Mum, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 0:07, archived)

bitch, bitch, bitch
why don't you just commit suicide if life is so bad.
( Allanon, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 0:11, archived)

i'm going to bed
if i were you, i'd turn up early and nick their flag. or and leave a note to explain to them that what they're doing, ie. religion in an american public school, is illegal, and they must be evil terrorists or something

and i'm not being insensitive, but
a) bet you they've never met any of the people who died
b) thousands of people die horribly every day around the world and not a fuss is made
c) worse things have happened
( bananaman, Tue 10 Sep 2002, 23:40, archived)

yes!
haha, good- will do...

should i also wear my quite militia themed clothes and bring my russian rifle?

or maybe if i just brought a sword... i dunno...

maybe i am a terrorist...

i am considering purchasing an ak47... the stereotypical weapon of choice for your stereotypical terrorist (the boxcutter is for the poor t's)
(sketcher, Tue 10 Sep 2002, 23:44, archived)

its cause the masses care
people being killed in their own nation affects them, fuck genocide thats half way across the world
(minoltion, Tue 10 Sep 2002, 23:52, archived)

lol
yeah...


its sad, but... i have heard kids in the schools talking about how in england, they have castles and knights and all sorts of cool stuff... and they play soccer and the king watches and blah blah harry potter whatever


we, on the other hand, ride horses and have shootouts at noon, i imagine
(sketcher, Tue 10 Sep 2002, 23:58, archived)

Correct formatting of dates
Please be aware that we in England, like most of the civilised world, format our dates correctly - today is 11/9, not to be confused with the ninth of november (9/11)

thanks
(Frugle, Tue 10 Sep 2002, 23:51, archived)

hahaha
the british are so funny.
( Allanon, Tue 10 Sep 2002, 23:58, archived)

oh those wacky brits
clive anderson has no neck... i stole it


see? i have unknowingly become one of them... next thing i know, you'll be telling me you dont use metric time, and there's no march, jeff, or antlion on your calenders, which are probably in braille
(sketcher, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 0:01, archived)

...

( EvS, Tue 10 Sep 2002, 23:34, archived)

I love the smurfs
but they don't love me - little bastards
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 10 Sep 2002, 23:42, archived)

where can I get the blank post image?

( Allanon, Tue 10 Sep 2002, 23:34, archived)

aww

( Pob, Tue 10 Sep 2002, 23:27, archived)

no
boobies?
( bananaman, Tue 10 Sep 2002, 23:28, archived)

perhaps
i think so.
( the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 10 Sep 2002, 23:30, archived)

i made him give up looking at boobies when this happened to him
\slight spazzy poo

( Pob, Tue 10 Sep 2002, 23:34, archived)

class blending m8
how do you do that in PS7 ?
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 10 Sep 2002, 23:30, archived)

i just use a really big tool
;)
( Pob, Tue 10 Sep 2002, 23:31, archived)

arf
top work as usual
( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Tue 10 Sep 2002, 23:41, archived)

From Saturday during an inebriated state - prime for photoshoppery

( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 10 Sep 2002, 23:21, archived)

do you
have an official photographer? ;)
( rogan, Tue 10 Sep 2002, 23:24, archived)

haha
nah, just like taking my digicam with me, makes for an interesting evening if the music and company is shit.
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 10 Sep 2002, 23:25, archived)

well
this evening I have been mostly searching for star wars pics. anyway this one ended up a bit big, so just a linky
( rogan, Tue 10 Sep 2002, 23:35, archived)

That is ace
Can I add a lightsabre and put in on my web page ?
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 10 Sep 2002, 23:39, archived)

no
definitely not

edit: oh go on then...
( rogan, Tue 10 Sep 2002, 23:40, archived)

and that needs potatoswapping
why?
(kiwanotree Meh, Tue 10 Sep 2002, 23:25, archived)

Done.

( hobnobgoblin doesn't come here as often as he'd like to, Tue 10 Sep 2002, 23:26, archived)

F-ing class
splutter cough and haha-ness
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 10 Sep 2002, 23:27, archived)

He'd have women
QUEUEING if that tongue were real!
( Dr. Mercury, Tue 10 Sep 2002, 23:28, archived)

How do you know it isn't really
that long ?!?
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 10 Sep 2002, 23:30, archived)

I don't...
So you have my undivided attention right now!
( Dr. Mercury, Tue 10 Sep 2002, 23:33, archived)

I do have a very dextrous tongue
but it aint that long....however, its strength and yet tenderness is its' greatest asset.
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 10 Sep 2002, 23:41, archived)

I don't think I was supposed to laugh at that.
(if it's true I can't see you being single for long!)
; )
( Dr. Mercury, Tue 10 Sep 2002, 23:47, archived)

laugh at it by all means
it just so happens to be true at the same time......oh yes, the ladies love a Koit tongueage.
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 10 Sep 2002, 23:49, archived)

and wasnt the rumour true about breathing through your ears m8?
night
( Pob, Tue 10 Sep 2002, 23:48, archived)

They call me
snorkel boy
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 10 Sep 2002, 23:49, archived)

Tongue you say?
Thought it was a Pepperami....
( hobnobgoblin doesn't come here as often as he'd like to, Tue 10 Sep 2002, 23:30, archived)

Slap-head bignosed longtounge!

Dunno what she see's in you
( Priestess mostly not even lurking these days, Tue 10 Sep 2002, 23:36, archived)

Must be the pheremones
.......
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 10 Sep 2002, 23:45, archived)

Bed is beckoning
if I get there before passing out. Laters peeps
(Dr Wadd, Tue 10 Sep 2002, 23:21, archived)

why do
old people smell of piss?
(bigdaddymerk, Tue 10 Sep 2002, 23:18, archived)

Mainly cos
they piss themselves
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 10 Sep 2002, 23:19, archived)

ahh
the midnight hour crept up on us again!
time for another fruitful debate on the intellectual issues of the day...
( Pob, Tue 10 Sep 2002, 23:21, archived)

the piss.
Just a theory I'm working on.
( EvS, Tue 10 Sep 2002, 23:20, archived)

Because the bladder sphincter muscles weaken in old age causing dribbling
and ammonia is one of the most pungent chemicals going and is produced in urine. A little goes a long way, so everything around them smells of piss.
QED.
( Dr. Mercury, Tue 10 Sep 2002, 23:23, archived)

wow
you really are a doctor!
(bigdaddymerk, Tue 10 Sep 2002, 23:31, archived)

Very nearly.
Non medic though. (scummy old biologist type stuff though so I do know what I'm on about.)
Oh, and my grandmother's incontinent. You pick up this stuff.
( Dr. Mercury, Tue 10 Sep 2002, 23:35, archived)

..literally

never sit at the front of buses as to avoid granny piss
(minoltion, Tue 10 Sep 2002, 23:40, archived)

reminds me of the tsunami of piss and sick
that happens when nightclub buses brake too hard :(
( Pob, Tue 10 Sep 2002, 23:42, archived)

Cause they can't afford overpriced adult nappies 'That you can hardly notice'
they sit on buses all day making them smell of piss too
(minoltion, Tue 10 Sep 2002, 23:31, archived)

with apologies to monkeyboyblue for nicking his logan pic

( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Tue 10 Sep 2002, 23:16, archived)

.
She made a good job of avoiding Carousel.
(Dr Wadd, Tue 10 Sep 2002, 23:17, archived)

details
details
( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Tue 10 Sep 2002, 23:21, archived)

Great
ALT text too.
( hobnobgoblin doesn't come here as often as he'd like to, Tue 10 Sep 2002, 23:20, archived)

hahahahaha
that's the funniest bit
( mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Tue 10 Sep 2002, 23:24, archived)

ooh that floaty
is ace.
( kaydup, Tue 10 Sep 2002, 23:29, archived)

hahaha
I thought that old man looked like an old lady too
( mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Tue 10 Sep 2002, 23:21, archived)

I'm sure it is
a woman
( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Tue 10 Sep 2002, 23:23, archived)

Back after lovely evening out drinking.
(fraid rather under the influnence) How were things here? I have cold trukey after being away...
( Dr. Mercury, Tue 10 Sep 2002, 23:16, archived)

we missed ya
.
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 10 Sep 2002, 23:16, archived)

we did that
koit you are frontpaged as a png woo!
( Pob, Tue 10 Sep 2002, 23:17, archived)

I mailed Rob
and he did a peachy job.......woo
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 10 Sep 2002, 23:18, archived)

Love you too
Actually, love everyone. Going to SUFFER tomorow.
( Dr. Mercury, Tue 10 Sep 2002, 23:21, archived)

:)
just keep drinking, they wont notice ;)
( Pob, Tue 10 Sep 2002, 23:22, archived)

s'true ackshully.
(i juast killed myself laughin at your welsh tennis joke)
( Dr. Mercury, Tue 10 Sep 2002, 23:27, archived)

dont be shy
woo it, no-one else noticed the bleeder, lol i actually laughed making it :D
( Pob, Tue 10 Sep 2002, 23:32, archived)

I'm afraid you are fibbling.
But I love you anyway.
( Dr. Mercury, Tue 10 Sep 2002, 23:17, archived)

it was worth a try wasn't it !?!?
we did miss you anyhow - more the merrier and you always bring humour, so that's good.
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 10 Sep 2002, 23:19, archived)

Humour yes.
Hummus no!
Mild derangement always seems advantageous here.
( Dr. Mercury, Tue 10 Sep 2002, 23:38, archived)

Whenever I talk to you
you're drunk.
Odd.
(Dogsdinner, Tue 10 Sep 2002, 23:20, archived)

I'm never drunk.
It's just that sometimes I misplace my sobriety. (don't actually drink that often, must be coinshidensh)
( Dr. Mercury, Tue 10 Sep 2002, 23:24, archived)

George always hated
Having his photo taken . . .


( Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Tue 10 Sep 2002, 23:10, archived)

probably cos of his
boz eyed munter of a wife
:)
( Pob, Tue 10 Sep 2002, 23:12, archived)

You should see . .
the freaks on the rest of the site I nicked that from !!

Wish I could remember the address now :)
( Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Tue 10 Sep 2002, 23:14, archived)

It stood for good in a dominated world

(jim, Tue 10 Sep 2002, 23:04, archived)

nice
geeky
reference
(kiwanotree Meh, Tue 10 Sep 2002, 23:05, archived)

More little know sporting facts :
Tennis was actually invented by the Welsh who
initially used pans to pelt shit at the English.

possibly
( Pob, Tue 10 Sep 2002, 23:04, archived)

he's not welsh
he's michael palin!
(kiwanotree Meh, Tue 10 Sep 2002, 23:05, archived)

:)
You learn something new here every day.
(Mr Flibble, Tue 10 Sep 2002, 23:12, archived)

As mentioned elsewhere:
I nearly had to change underwear for that.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
( Dr. Mercury, Tue 10 Sep 2002, 23:36, archived)

i love you!
:D
( Pob, Tue 10 Sep 2002, 23:39, archived)

I think the main reason I loved that so much is that
I'm picturing events 0.5 seconds later. And still laughing 10 minutes later!!!!
You = genie arse.
( Dr. Mercury, Tue 10 Sep 2002, 23:44, archived)

hehehe thanks
shame there no admins about (cough) lol
night night
( Pob, Tue 10 Sep 2002, 23:47, archived)