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# Need some extra cash?
If you are looking for some extra cash, or full force income, then you got to check this out! www.freewebs.com/rogermillerswebspace/ It never hurts to look!
(Roger L. Miller, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 8:29, archived)
# spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 8:30, archived)
# 'ning o' graceful shepherd of teh lord
praise be
praise be
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 8:36, archived)
# it does
when it's GOATSE!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 8:30, archived)
# You rang?
(Goatse not a comedy account, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:14, archived)
# Ooh!
It's a bit early for bunkerage! The Prof isn't even here yet!

*hammers on bunker door*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 8:30, archived)
# Don't panic!
I've got the set my dad made, but please don't trash the place
or he'll kill me!
Oh, and 'NING ALL!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 8:36, archived)
# 'ning!
*jumpts in*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 8:37, archived)
# ning!
*enters*
*steps on guitar*
oooops....*calls insurance*
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 15 Mar 2007, 8:44, archived)
# SHIT!!
I'm a dead wooden boy......
'ning
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 8:46, archived)
# smarties cookies?
*my new favourite*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 8:37, archived)
# I'm not working in another sweatshop
no sirre
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 8:31, archived)
# steve i'm gonna make you sweat
sweat till you can sweat no mor~ore
and if you cry out
am gonna push you some mor~ore~ore!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 8:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 8:31, archived)
# Cool.....
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 8:50, archived)
# Tosser
Fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 8:32, archived)
# Mod edit please.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 8:33, archived)
# Mods?
awake before ten?
hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 8:56, archived)
# Never hurts to look?
What rubbish, imagine if I had a box of puppies and asked you to have a look then stabbed you in the face??? That would hurt a lot!

/Fuck off it's too early

//Obligatory FAQ comment
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 8:34, archived)
# Hmm..B3ta with brekkie ,I thought......
How wrong can a man be?!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 15 Mar 2007, 8:35, archived)
# vere!
'ning M
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 8:37, archived)
# good morn to you sqiure
I trust all is well?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 15 Mar 2007, 8:39, archived)
# yep
just finishing this here website *points somewhere in HD* and then I need to get packing for Norway!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 8:40, archived)
# Norway?!
whats happening there?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 8:42, archived)
# vikings
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 8:43, archived)
# cool!
make sure they send you to Valhalla when you fall in glorious battle!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 8:47, archived)
# Fjords and suchlike
Norway rocks!


(quite literally. AND it's the home of DeathBlack Metal)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 15 Mar 2007, 8:44, archived)
# *ahem*
death black
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 8:45, archived)
# Norway!
Pack your thermals!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 15 Mar 2007, 8:43, archived)
# check
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 8:51, archived)
# stripes are better !


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 15 Mar 2007, 8:52, archived)
# I don't intend to run around in my underwear

much
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 8:57, archived)
# I'm sad that this is the first post I see here today


Ps: stop spamming, you cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 8:36, archived)
# ^this^
'ning mediocre!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 8:37, archived)
# 'ning sir
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 8:42, archived)
# how are you this foggy day?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 8:43, archived)
# nonplussed
I see no fog...or cloud
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 8:46, archived)
# its dense fog here
I can barely see the keyboard....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 8:48, archived)
# your house is on fire
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:01, archived)
# *sniffs*
damn.....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:07, archived)
# Yay!!!!!!
*licks window*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 8:37, archived)
# I CAN SEE WHITE BITS!!!
i can see white bits!!!

ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 8:39, archived)
# *goes back to Value-Tan*
I demand a refund!!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 8:41, archived)
# Bah!
that's the old one

especially for yoououououo:

I will now get me some coffee ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 8:41, archived)
# *joys all over the place*
Morning my sexy Dutchman!


and Everyone else especially Waspbox
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 15 Mar 2007, 8:43, archived)
# good moaning freebees!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 8:44, archived)
# *fawns*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 8:53, archived)
# don't antagonise the poor lad!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 8:41, archived)
# I am sad just to see it here.


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 8:43, archived)
# that's an especially bling bling ning ning!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 8:47, archived)
# Truth be known,
I liked your 'ning gif so much, I just had to have one of my own.
/fact
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:09, archived)
# yays
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:12, archived)
# LOLOLOLOL
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 8:41, archived)
# Moan Moan Moan
(pdjpdj, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 8:50, archived)
# SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM
HAMTOUCHER
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 8:55, archived)
# fuck off roger miller
you utter cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:01, archived)
# you am a cock
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:04, archived)
# *sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:11, archived)
# I LIKE THIS
you cunt
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:13, archived)
# weren't you about 46 when you played at USA '94?
you big lying shite!
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:13, archived)
# listen very carefully , i shall say this only one.

FUCK OFF YOU SPAMMING CUNT!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:14, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 8:11, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 8:15, archived)
# Lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 8:28, archived)
# 'ning Oafy!
'ning all!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 8:28, archived)
# 'ning!
*is feeling a little curtious today*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 8:29, archived)
# Strange . . .
me too . . . I just asked 'how was your holiday' without calling you a cock or knobend in hidden text . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 8:31, archived)
# must be something in the air!
in other news
Frank Bruno is visiting my girlfriend today...
should i be worried??

:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 8:34, archived)
# she don't use jelly
or any of these!

ha ha! woo
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 8:29, archived)
# COR!
Look who it is!

How was your holiday?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 8:30, archived)
# he'll be back on monday
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 8:33, archived)
# FECK YEAH!
*gets out long list of offensive ginger comments*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 8:35, archived)
# do you have a linky to the calendar?
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 8:38, archived)
#
Nope!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 8:52, archived)
# oh
:(
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 8:57, archived)
# JUST SIGN UP! LOSER!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:18, archived)
# 104 miles!!!!
to fall asleep after my second pint....

i'll consider it
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:27, archived)
# Total gash


/Richard dawkins blog
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 8:10, archived)
# Fact!
www.b3ta.com/board/6975984
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 8:24, archived)
# HAHAHA! THIS IS UTTERLY HILARIOUS!
and must've taken you at least a trillion years! Woo! Excellent . . .

EDIT: Also a fantastically reasoned argument . . .

EDITEDIT: Also ROFL!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 8:26, archived)
# oddly
your reply makes his original post seem funnier.

I mean, it's weak, not really funny and perhaps a little inelegant but at least it's not just words on a picture, it's words on 2 pictures. I think we should encourage this young mind to reach a little further and maybe in time they might make something that's not cum-snortingly shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:05, archived)
# and then he said
LET THERE BE LIES!!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 8:35, archived)
# Although I'm not a believer myself
I was wondering if you have an embassy
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 8:39, archived)
# it's in his pants
go on, i know you want to burn it :)
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 8:48, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha!
Borat was executed on your b3taday
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:22, archived)
# No.
Dawkins made actual points and wasn't a complete knob about it
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:46, archived)
# 'ning all it's quiet, I did do this at 11:30 when no one was around, so I'll call it a lesser pea roast.
So I'm calling riverghost's-sometimes-in-th-morning-when-it's-really-quiet-even-though-it-annoys-happytoast-peeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaa-roast-thread!

EDIT: Oh and the image, oopsy.

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 8:05, archived)
#
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 8:06, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeeeewe make me fee so n00b...
Actually I suggest you do:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 8:09, archived)
# ;)
just testing teh upload codez
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 8:16, archived)
# ning all.
RIP Douglas.

Deja Vous?
(I helped save b3ta! G-Man-74 is reading last years news on, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 8:12, archived)
# No you slept really really quckly:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 8:13, archived)
# Not a pea but related to...
...something *f o o f* was saying
and is not worth a new thread.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 8:28, archived)
# i like this a lot
for some reason..
(I helped save b3ta! Flamebunny i only have eyes for ewe, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:15, archived)
# pea?
you bee naughty!

:P
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 8:28, archived)
# This picture makes me sad...
Because it makes me miss him.

Also, I just lost the game.
(I helped save b3ta! Cukeasaurus was once known as Misanthropy., Thu 15 Mar 2007, 8:55, archived)
# bastard
so did I
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Meh,

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 7:35, archived)
# I don't know whether to love you
or slap your titties about like you were all mine for £50 an hour.
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Thu 15 Mar 2007, 7:42, archived)
# go the titty thing I reckon.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 7:42, archived)
# yeah
it has to be done

bewbschlapp
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 7:44, archived)
# He is a bit old though.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 7:46, archived)
# that doesn't make it wrong
it just makes it dirty
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 7:53, archived)
# Must destroy tacky building!!!
Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 7:43, archived)
# imagine a building made out of tacks!
what a dangerous building!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 7:59, archived)
# Fuck yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 8:26, archived)
# Now that's really tacky!
Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 8:37, archived)
# Thats a
tactful reply.
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 8:53, archived)
# There we go
Tidied him up, the scruffy bugger.

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 7:06, archived)
# wow
Charlie Chaplin is alive and well
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 7:07, archived)
# The Tramp?


Bloody miserable, I'd say.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 7:20, archived)
# haha


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 7:27, archived)
# Haha
Nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 7:17, archived)
# Im goin' ta hell now !
(fuckstockings will never go to trial, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 6:44, archived)
# mmm.....pastry crust *drool*
/homer
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 6:46, archived)
# Cunting 'kraut filling!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 6:51, archived)
# lol
use of 'pope' and 'tarts' - i can think of any ways you could have got closer to hell :)
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 7:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 7:05, archived)
# aw
thanking you kindly
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 7:06, archived)
# Hap - hap - happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 7:17, archived)
# Toast?
You could toast some muffins, make Eggs Benedict XVI.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 7:32, archived)
# ufo
(xaniac, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 6:24, archived)
# sWOOpy!
www.b3ta.com/board/6971998
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 6:33, archived)
# Hurray for UFOs!
www.b3ta.com/board/6963433
(rocketship s can be used to leave the Earth., Thu 15 Mar 2007, 6:43, archived)
# *Activates Electronic Thumb*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 6:39, archived)
[challenge entry] bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Yoda is OLD, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 5:17, archived)
# IT'S REAL!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 5:19, archived)
# ^this
WY
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 5:24, archived)
# Let's see ...
Bridge? Check.
Helicopter? Check.
Shark? Check.
Man? Many men ... Hmmm ... requires further analysis.

Woo!
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 5:21, archived)
# too many mens!
*explodes*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 7:45, archived)
# Haha!
I can confirm that this is real :)
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 6:08, archived)
# Mummy
Is that an aeroplane up in the sky?
(I helped save b3ta! Rincewind, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 7:03, archived)
# i've never seen it dun
and i likes eeeeeet
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 7:07, archived)
# Not Real
No ladder!
(MrBojangles lurk...post......lurk......post, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 7:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Did this a while back but figure it's topical for the challenge entries

Of course if you don't remember the riots in France, this makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 5:01, archived)
# damn i just noticed i missed the kids tv one. arse
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 5:07, archived)
# Arf!
I'm wondering if that little explosion should now officially be a meme ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 6:09, archived)
# I concur ...
It's been around. =)
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 6:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Well, sort of a board game...

The usual please; ticket, hull, one way.
Does anyone else find floaty laughing heads far more disturbing than the other images?
(corinoco is waiting for the revolution., Thu 15 Mar 2007, 4:53, archived)
# pilot repotring for duty


EDIT: someone gets his name right and ill animate it
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Yoda is OLD, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 4:56, archived)
# It's Marty Feldman!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 4:59, archived)
# ding ding ding
removed animation since B3ta is running like polarbear shit in january for me
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Yoda is OLD, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 5:00, archived)
# Arf!
Marty Feldman's class.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 5:01, archived)
# bought the Mel Brooks Boxed set today
sold some rich ass $1200 in parts for a brand new harley before it left the show room floor and i got a hell of a comission out of it
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Yoda is OLD, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 5:02, archived)
# Pretty good going, on both!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 5:05, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 6:09, archived)
# Arf!
And yes, those heads are a little disturbing, especially towering over the...erm...tower.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 5:00, archived)
# I would think it counts.
Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 5:05, archived)
# hell hell hell hell
hell hell hell hell hell hell hell hell nice pic hell hell hell hellh ell hell hell hell
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 7:21, archived)
# .....


Click for bigger (304KB)
(clusp, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 4:31, archived)
#
(I like you much more than this telephone pole. But not as much as this frying pan., Thu 15 Mar 2007, 4:34, archived)
# it's 4:30 am
so the seams can stay.
(clusp, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 4:38, archived)
# FARK is that'away ----->
That meme has been beat to death there.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 4:37, archived)
# .
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 4:50, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 4:51, archived)
# Pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 4:54, archived)
# i have to say again
that is making me piss myself with laughter
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 4:56, archived)
# Glad you like it
I had to stop a few times when I was slapping it together for the same reason. Wait, that was due to drinking too much beer ... never mind.

=)
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 4:58, archived)
# Hahaha! Fucking hell....
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 5:02, archived)
# Hahahaha
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 6:10, archived)
#
(halfcut, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 4:17, archived)
# *shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 4:19, archived)
# Horrendous
Hideous
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 15 Mar 2007, 4:34, archived)
# The animation?
Couldn't agree more, but I'm fairly new at it.

I quite like the crocodile's eyes though....Interesting.
(halfcut, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 4:40, archived)
# gahhhh! *fears*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 6:47, archived)
# crappy, but its early morning so i can get away with it...


from some stupid animation i've nearly finished
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 3:32, archived)
# There's something in my front pocket, just for you!
 
www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7h-_tUvD8w
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 3:33, archived)
# dancing nut tyme?
disco nut
(I helped save b3ta! Krog3r has acquired some deceant lurkage, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 3:41, archived)
# mmm...I seem to be hungry.
may i eat it?
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 15 Mar 2007, 3:41, archived)
# have a laser-eye cooked sausage instead


(from earlier)
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 3:44, archived)
# OH YEAH BABY
HEAT MY SAUSAGE!
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 3:45, archived)
# Woo
Where'd you get that image from?
(Deform Rah, help me think of somthing better., Thu 15 Mar 2007, 3:45, archived)
# try
www.sporttruck.com/techarticles/0608st_oasis_wheels_factory/photo_02.html
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 3:46, archived)
# thankee
Rest asured your generosity has found a warm place to reside.
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 15 Mar 2007, 3:48, archived)
#
(Limpy713 Thu 21 Nov, 15:59, Tues 1 Oct, 05:22, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 3:59, archived)
# Animation tiem is it? [multi-ninja'd]

(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 4:00, archived)
# RAWRK!
 
'night all..
gotta go pick up Gus, he's back from the crematorium.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 4:05, archived)
# :(
Sorry, dude.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 4:15, archived)
# Cya, pat Gus's urn for us!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 4:17, archived)
# poor gus :-(
you should do a tribute series about his adventures in kitty heaven.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 4:57, archived)
# no hidden agenda here!


Click for bigger (165KB)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 3:22, archived)
# are you being anti-semetic?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 3:23, archived)
# no!
czechofacism

edit: cool, i maded up a word that doesn't google

no ninjas here
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 3:24, archived)
# ning
mind the seams!

original and story here news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/in_pictures/6449647.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 15 Mar 2007, 2:56, archived)
# Is this some sort of a cricket thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 3:29, archived)
# i thought it was an advert for beef
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 3:34, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 15 Mar 2007, 3:36, archived)
# aha
*gets it*

woo
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 3:44, archived)
# visiting some of Australia's national parks -
This place is called " THE THUNDER CAVE "
in 1886, a ship wrecked off the coast sent the dead bodies of the crew into this natural cove. The phosphour from their matches in the dead mens pockets casued the cave to glow an eerie purple.


So i goatse'eeeeeed it.
(phantomjack Tue 20 Mar, 3:18, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 2:41, archived)
# ...


wow,... am i going to hear someone complain about this being to small, i didn't think that was possible on b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Radagarst, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 2:43, archived)
# hello new person
you've please read the faq. thanks.
(phantomjack Tue 20 Mar, 3:18, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 2:45, archived)
# teehee
mindpiss

SMALLER!!!!!!

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 2:46, archived)
# yeh
i only have a small camera.
(phantomjack Tue 20 Mar, 3:18, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 2:47, archived)
# haha! a glowing ring of goatse, you say?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 2:56, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Radagarst, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 2:37, archived)
#
ทำดีได้ดี ทำชั่วได้ชั่ว
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 2:39, archived)
# Long Cock Chuh Restaurant?
They serve a great spotted-dick.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 2:49, archived)
#
จากทัศนะของหลวงพ่อพุทธทาสนะครับ...

ทำดีได้ดี ทำชั่วได้ชั่ว
"ทำดีได้ดี ทำชั่วได้ชั่ว" นี้เป็นความจริง อันไม่ตาย คือ ไม่รู้จักเปลี่ยนแปลง แม้จะมีคนในสมัยหนึ่ง เกิดระแวงว่า ทำไม คนทำชั่ว กลับร่ำรวยเร็ว คนทำดี กลับยากจนลง หรือเป็นอยู่ด้วยความยากลำบากก็ตาม ความจริง ก็ยังคงเป็นความจริงว่า "ทำดีได้ดี, ทำชั่วได้ชั่ว" อยู่ตามเดิม ไม่โยกคลอน.

ทำดีได้ดีแน่ เพราะมันดี อยู่ที่ตัวการกระทำนั่นเอง และมันดีเสร็จแล้วตั้งแต่เมื่อทำ แต่ที่มันจะได้เงินหรืออื่นๆ ด้วยหรือไม่ นั่นเป็นอีกส่วนหนึ่ง แม้ทำชั่ว ก็เป็นอย่างเดียวกัน มันชั่วอยู่ที่ตัวการกระทำนั่นเอง ไปทำเข้า มันก็ชั่ว มาเสร็จแล้ว ตั้งแต่เมื่อทำ จะได้เงินด้วยหรือไม่ นั่นอีกส่วนหนึ่ง ฉะนั้น "ทำดีต้องได้ดี ทำชั่วต้องได้ชั่ว" โดยไม่มีทางหลีกไปทางไหนพ้น.

ทำดีได้ดี และถ้าได้เงินมาด้วย มันก็เป็น "เงินดี" ทำชั่วได้ชั่ว และถ้าได้เงินมาด้วย มันก็เป็น "เงินชั่ว" เงินดี ทำเจ้าของให้เป็นเจ้าของที่ดี เย็นอกเย็นใจ เงินชั่ว ทำเจ้าของให้เป็น "ปีศาจ ผู้สูบเลือดมนุษย์" ฉะนั้น แม้จะได้เงินมามาก ด้วยการทำชั่ว ก็มีแต่จะยิ่งทำเจ้าของให้เป็น "ปีศาจ" มากยิ่งขึ้น ตามส่วนนั่นเอง.

ฉะนั้น ความจริง คงหนีความจริงไปไม่พ้น ว่า "ทำดีได้ดี ทำชั่วได้ชั่ว" อยู่จนตลอดกัลปาวสาน เป็นอย่างน้อย.

๒๙ พฤศจิกายน ๒๔๙๓

คัดจาก หนังสือ ชุมนุมข้อคิดอิสระ พุทธทาสภิกขุ
พิมพ์ ครั้งที่ ๕ พ.ศ. ๒๕๓๘ โดย สำนักพิมพ์สุขภาพใจ
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 2:49, archived)
# Only funny if you use a Microsoft browser with no intl-fonts.
????? ??? [/;-P ????? ????? ?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 2:52, archived)
# works great in lynx
and ff
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 2:52, archived)
# Lies! You can't get both fists into that small a space
(I helped save b3ta! Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Thu 15 Mar 2007, 2:54, archived)
# and this language demonstrates why they are so good with their tongues
innit

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 7:47, archived)
# His new single, I can't be arsed to animate it.
(SixelpnoikeD The Clown Prince of Japes, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 2:21, archived)
# I'd post my shakey picture
but nobody ever got it anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 2:22, archived)
# Oh go on
(SixelpnoikeD The Clown Prince of Japes, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 2:22, archived)
# And I can't find it.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 2:23, archived)
# ah just post the one of you with your nips out
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 2:23, archived)
# You are so wet for me it is just embarrassing.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 2:25, archived)
# You should have animated it ya lazy bassard! :)
(SixelpnoikeD The Clown Prince of Japes, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 2:31, archived)
# Trouble with it was
he looks a bit like shakey.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 2:33, archived)
# oi you ! you dirty old slag !
night night lovely !


NIGHT ALL !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 2:35, archived)
# mmmnnnnnggggg
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 3:12, archived)
# I'm waiting for him to tremble but thus far, no dice :-)
is that rigor mortis set in?
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 15 Mar 2007, 2:22, archived)
# I actually prefer it as a still image, your (sick) imagination does the rest.
Ahhahaa, 'rigor mortis' heheheh!
(SixelpnoikeD The Clown Prince of Japes, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 2:24, archived)
# what like the fact that'd be a good angle to pop someone in the pic giving him a good bumming ?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 2:25, archived)
# Is there such a thing as a bad bumming?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 2:26, archived)
# bumming without care for the welfare of the individual
an easy example of which is not offering anal lube before the first date is over.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 15 Mar 2007, 2:27, archived)
# damn thats given me an erection.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 2:29, archived)
# if your erection is the Forth bridge then you have
got an incredible benefit-for-investment deal

unless it is of course followed by the best come of all time.

which would be incredibly difficult to quantify...
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 15 Mar 2007, 2:33, archived)
# Precisely.
(SixelpnoikeD The Clown Prince of Japes, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 2:26, archived)
# Shit yes.
 
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 2:23, archived)
# 175k?
bigger!
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 2:26, archived)
# now, you see..
this is a woo image. and all the board nazis have gone to bed.

Let us celebrate the not-adhereing-to-FAQ-generalisations-pic because it is in fact Fantastic :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 15 Mar 2007, 2:37, archived)
# Yay!
(SixelpnoikeD The Clown Prince of Japes, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 2:40, archived)
# BIGGER!!!!!1111ONELEVEN
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 2:44, archived)
# 99 problems, but a twitch aint one..
(SixelpnoikeD The Clown Prince of Japes, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 2:50, archived)
# If I had a frog suit
(I helped save b3ta! Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Thu 15 Mar 2007, 2:20, archived)
# I ENDORSE THIS PICTURE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 2:21, archived)
# This is the ultimate showdown
of ultimate destiny
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 2:22, archived)
# Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 2:29, archived)
# sings...
"i would ribbit ribbit ribbit all the time..."
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 3:16, archived)
# If I had a ham,
I'd ham'er in the morning.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 5:02, archived)
# GOOD USE OF FROG
I really like this.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 6:12, archived)

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