Morning...



( Tart Monkey, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:06, archived)

oi,
where've you been so late on a friday, you dirty stopout?
( witchy :: Best before:, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:08, archived)

Funnily enuff
I have been stewing in front of the telly eating chinese and getting hammered on Irn Bru.

But only cos I ran out of JD.
( Tart Monkey, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:11, archived)

noice one,
keeping the side up an' that. I'm sitting here in me koala tea fishbear b3ta shirt wondering why the fock I didn't go to bed an hour ago.....seen the infest pix yet? Can't remember if I've told yer.
( witchy :: Best before:, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:16, archived)

Quick survey
Do you have pants on?
Edit: sorry just hijacked your thread, I was just building a picture of witchy in his t-shirt and slippers and couldn't decide whether to visualise pants, anyway, I shall lay off the vodka now.
( 100% kitten poo in your shoe, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:18, archived)

oi,
SLIPPERS?

christicle, imagine that....tshirt and slippers, with herbals dangling from mouth...in fact for fock's sake don't imagine that :)
( witchy :: Best before:, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:27, archived)

that's alright..
Sadly, I have seen the picture you were building.
Visualise the pants.... please.

Keep drinking the vodka. It's the only thing that'll get you through.
( Tart Monkey, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:27, archived)

oh yus
it's numbing the pain
( 100% kitten poo in your shoe, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:32, archived)

Er no.
Don't thinks I have..

erm that's a yes I have pants on... and er no, I ain't seen the fotties.
( Tart Monkey, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:19, archived)

slacker, quick
get over to the snakebite site before I redevelop it over the weekend with my handful of hamsters.
( witchy :: Best before:, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:27, archived)

Me and Palle are off for the local...
See ya all later....
( Kaiser, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:05, archived)

Before you do


Sorry, used up all my hummus reserves now.
( 100% kitten poo in your shoe, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:06, archived)

If I ever
looooooooooose my faith in yoooooooooooooou

etc.
( bigdave, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:07, archived)

hahahahaha...
My cousin's laughing like a loon..
8D
gee.. our heads fit disturbingly well on "them"
( Kaiser, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:08, archived)

they do
makes me wonder if there hadn't already been some head swapping going on........
EDIT: night and enjoy beers
( 100% kitten poo in your shoe, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:12, archived)

If I had tits like
that I would stay home and.....
erm..
we're off now!
bye!
8)
( Kaiser, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:14, archived)

Ha ha ha!
sweet.
( fuzzbucket, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:09, archived)

what a fine way
to use up you hummus.
( iamhyperdog, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:13, archived)

cya
mate!
( witchy :: Best before:, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:07, archived)

:o)
.
( HumanDescent Absinthe here we come, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:13, archived)

Dominik Diamond has a fake hand, and grows cress under his wrist.
...
( mattl has moved to boston, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:04, archived)

and you can prove this how
?
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:06, archived)

still... could be worse eh?
he got to propose to Whigfield.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:07, archived)

sanny carleson?
Nice, as long as she kept her gob shut, which obviously knacks some general nob related fun :)
( witchy :: Best before:, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:17, archived)

Darty Sanchez

( fuzzbucket, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:59, archived)

Nice
Double top
( Tart Monkey, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:12, archived)

hehehe...
.
( HumanDescent Absinthe here we come, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:13, archived)

Saw this in Blockbuster

( Reckless_Rik, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:55, archived)

one sunny day in the west country


hugo rune's idea, my bandwagon jumping and a shit kids toy too...
(meejahor, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:53, archived)

Woo
That would be a very large child then?
( 100% kitten poo in your shoe, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:05, archived)

I think I once met the girl
with the enormous fanny that went with it.
( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:14, archived)

like ...
throwing a sausage down briggate*

* insert name of suitably large regional throughfare here
(meejahor, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:18, archived)

HAHAHAHAH
This site pays bums to fight, then video tapes it! www2.bumfights.com/indecline/
(Hairy Midget, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:48, archived)

Aye
I have one of them on the way at the mo
( Simon Wicks [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:55, archived)

Wowee what a great idea
where can I get a copy?
( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:01, archived)

no-one done this then

(choppy, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:43, archived)

...

Me Miss Golf Sale :)
( ooh..anus!, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:48, archived)

a steady hand and an iron grip, or it's curtains

(ivor_the_injun, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:43, archived)

fuck me, she's
ginormous!
Scary child - RUN!
( witchy :: Best before:, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:44, archived)

hahaha
woo!
( rogan, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:45, archived)

very nice
WOO YAY
class one m8
( Darkedge, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:46, archived)

Roar.


(Mr Flibble, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:40, archived)

Hello
Does she swallow?
( bigdave, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:42, archived)

looks like
she's about to......
( witchy :: Best before:, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:43, archived)

Is this all because
Alyson Hannigan is on the beeb? : )
( Dr. Mercury, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:45, archived)

oo, I thought
that was alanis vinaigrette.....
( witchy :: Best before:, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:46, archived)

In the pic? You are more than likely right!
BigDave loves AH though...
( Dr. Mercury, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:48, archived)

she's
ver' cute sometimes, but since SMG looks like wifeof I'm biased :)
( witchy :: Best before:, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:51, archived)

actually I was prowling through
you snakebite & black website earlier, and you're right, she does! (Your Wifeof has better hair though)
( Dr. Mercury, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:55, archived)

I think so too,
but then I would :)
( witchy :: Best before:, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:06, archived)

I do you know
quite a lot.
There's not many look a likeys roudn Liverpool though.

Atomic Kitten a-likeys mostly. :(
( bigdave, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:53, archived)

Perhaps lowering your
impeccable standards might end the drought?!
( Dr. Mercury, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:03, archived)

I f I lower any more
I'm going to pull a munter.
Liverpool is stunners and munters with nothing in between.
( bigdave, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:06, archived)

tell me about it
:(
( the triple legendary unicorn, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:03, archived)

You want to know?

( bigdave, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:10, archived)

i already do
.
( the triple legendary unicorn, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:16, archived)

Haven't got it on
I wonder if she does...
( bigdave, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:47, archived)

Yes.

( hobnobgoblin doesn't come here as often as he'd like to, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:49, archived)

Ha!
Enevitable. My naive non-dirty mind didn't see this coming till it was too late :)
(Mr Flibble, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:53, archived)

Oh dear,

( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:40, archived)

hey up
a tattyshop pic by Bovine !! - what's going on !?
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:41, archived)

I do sometimes,
I'm not very good though.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:43, archived)

bollocks....
s'fab!
( witchy :: Best before:, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:45, archived)

You are wrong.
That is top!
( Dr. Mercury, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:46, archived)

bs mate
get in there with some woos and yays
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:48, archived)

woo
and yay!
( rogan, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:46, archived)

( Kaiser, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:38, archived)

whats this?
Elton John as kid?
( bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:39, archived)

Don`t be daft
.. it`s the bloke out of The Buggles (Trevor Horn)
( Reckless_Rik, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:08, archived)

it makes me laugh
but i dont know why
( DoeK, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:40, archived)

Is that what I think it is
in the test tube? No wonder he looks so pleased with himself...
( Dr. Mercury, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:42, archived)

ah
I thought it was a very small handbag!
( rogan, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:51, archived)

hahahahahaha...
(8)
( Kaiser, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:55, archived)

ha,
me too til i spotted the docs post.
( iamhyperdog, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:59, archived)

I have a dirty, dirty mind.
And it needs to be stopped. ; )
( Dr. Mercury, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:09, archived)

no
i disagree. and if i had four hundred mile long arms i'd ruffle your hair.
( iamhyperdog, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:20, archived)

A young timmy mallet for sure
but why is there a guy in a red top in the garden wearing a captain's hat and conducting an orchestra of pianists?

Only the best for the captain's table.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:59, archived)

Well...

( hobnobgoblin doesn't come here as often as he'd like to, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:31, archived)

A lovely twist
woo and hahahahahahaa.
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:32, archived)

hahahahahahaha
suprise!
( pickledpizza born again, well happy. New me, woo!, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:33, archived)

haha
neat :)
( rogan, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:39, archived)

( Kaiser, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:40, archived)

that's the
best wooyay :)
( witchy :: Best before:, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:46, archived)

Gee..
Thanks!
( Kaiser, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:52, archived)

Everyone's ignoring my posts again
so I'll post an image of a woman with large breasts to try and get some attention.
/sulk
(Dogsdinner, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:30, archived)

hey mate
long time no speak.........how's it going !!! - woo

I love tits
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:31, archived)

So do I.
Splendid.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:36, archived)

can you set up a boobie gallery
and then you can add this.

www.artistcollaboration.com/users/koit/bab5.JPG

surroptitious spazz
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:39, archived)

They're too big.
For me anyway. Smaller boobies please.
( bigdave, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:33, archived)

i agree
But saying "Here's a picture of a woman with small breasts" doesn't have quite the same ring.
(Dogsdinner, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:35, archived)

Eh?
Just say "Here's a woman with her tits out".
We'll come running!
( bigdave, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:43, archived)

your description is wrong
it's an image of large breasts with a woman

dunno, why you're sulking. you haven't posted very much...
( rogan, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:35, archived)

Because
whenever i do, they always disappear off the bottom of the page without a murmur. Which isn't nice.
Probably because they're all shite, but what the hell.
(Dogsdinner, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:39, archived)

I feel
your pain... it's best to use your frustration to fuel bigger and better creations rather than to just complain that everyone is ignoring you though. sometimes (during the day) it pisses people off. doesn't piss me off though, just thought I'd say...
( rogan, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:41, archived)

I gave you breasts
what more do you want?
:P
(Dogsdinner, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:47, archived)

Woooo
Kittens that don't need feeding.

Just a brush with wirewool every so often.
(Baj has had a steak..., Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:27, archived)

Hmmm
Bet they have problems sneaking up on blackbirds.
( moonbadger _/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:29, archived)

running low on hummus

( witchy :: Best before:, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:26, archived)

Superb
and so true on both counts
( K3rry, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:27, archived)

haha
these are great........yay
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:27, archived)