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you 24 carot plonker rodders!!!!

Shot at 2007-07-05

(samuraispaz i spilt pasta on my keyboard, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:16, archived)

gordo compo is over

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:17, archived)

You really think that will quell the tide?

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cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:18, archived)

that was my fervent prayer

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:19, archived)

I thought you were an atheist?

who are you praying to?

(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:21, archived)

Jebus

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cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:24, archived)

rob?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:25, archived)

it's still better than the current one....

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:22, archived)

at least we hadn't had it before

as far as I'm aware

/all the good challanges have been done blog

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:25, archived)

true.

i liked the special olympics one the bestest!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:26, archived)

I think you'll find the best is yet to come

Like my idea what if Bears had hands not paws!

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cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:28, archived)

'That's a strange place to see a hippo!'

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:29, archived)

haha!

both excellent ideas!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:30, archived)

haha that is a great one!

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cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:31, archived)

it is possible to pray without need for religion

it's a sort of hope

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:31, archived)

Gordon should never have been a compo

as Gordon was going to happen regardless.

I'd much rather see political headswapping that drawings of penguins with tits.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:41, archived)

Old skool animation for the compo

(no scissors and glue I know but it still counts - I think?!?!?)

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:13, archived)

schmerg schmerg schmerg!

glorbm? merm! raaaaahh!!!!
schmerg schmerg schmerg schmerg schmerg

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:16, archived)

MERM MERM MERM

merm merm merm
_{merm merm merm}

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:17, archived)

thats easy for you to say

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:17, archived)

gnont!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:17, archived)

hmm

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WOLF .™, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:11, archived)

haha suits him

TJ anybody here good at Flash?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:13, archived)

No I'm shit at it

ask Scrambled Ed

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:14, archived)

cheers

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:14, archived)

He's probably the youngest /boarder by far

yet annoyingly also one of the most talented

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:15, archived)

that is annoying isn't it?

do you know his member number so i can gaz him?
i can't do a search at work =(

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:16, archived)

39604

looks like he's on just now, scroll down

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:18, archived)

yep just spotted him

cheers matey

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:21, archived)

Did you know that you don't need user numbers to find someone?

b3ta.com/~mediocre

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:25, archived)

no i didn't

that's always annoyed me. cheers

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:28, archived)

what are you planning

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WOLF .™, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:14, archived)

i have 2 images

one on top of the other and i want the top image
to appear to be being wiped away with a cloth or
a brush or something to reveal the image beneath

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:15, archived)

-put a layer on top of the one to reveal/cloak

-set the top layer as "mask"
-draw on the mask layer
-everything underneath a shape on the mask layer will be visible, everything else is invisible
(this only concerns the masked layer)
sorry for edits :)

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:18, archived)

i tried that

but the masking causes the custom shape to change into a square

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:21, archived)

? which flash version do you use?

I have no problems painting custom masks with the brush...

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:22, archived)

flash mx

i used a .png image. is it better to just use the brush then?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:24, archived)

it shouldn't matter how you paint the mask

I used rectangles, circles or brushed shapes without problems
only if the form you use as mask is too complicated, e.g. has to many edges, it can be that it is deformed, but I only encountered that problem once with multiple custom-brushed shapes :(

Edit: the image is on a separate layer below the mask, and the mask doesn't contain any other objects, right? And do you use a tween on the mask layer perhaps?

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:27, archived)

hmm odd

i've just tried it with the brush and i reckon i can do it that way.
cheers for your help
=D

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:29, archived)

the only way I know of doing that is

the slow way :(

which consists of a motion tween for the Brush
then frame by frame erase the top image following the motion tween......

im sure there are far better ways of doing it

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WOLF .™, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:18, archived)

that's the only way i can think of to do it too

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:22, archived)

yup.

*whips open coat*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:27, archived)

er, just one more thing Tony

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:13, archived)

Och aye...

Click for bigger (87KB)
...the Kung Fu!

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Ninj, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:08, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:09, archived)

aargh!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:09, archived)

alright Dai?

where you been?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:14, archived)

scroll down

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:14, archived)

will do

*scrolls*

edit: sucks to be you eh? so what's happening today? day off?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:17, archived)

Hahaha!

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The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:09, archived)

Hoots, lad!

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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:10, archived)

hahaha

me rike Grenfiddich best

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:10, archived)

Lacist!

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finnbar has officially retired, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:11, archived)

hahaha :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:11, archived)

hahaha :)

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:11, archived)

Barrie!

woo yay

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:12, archived)

barrie?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:13, archived)

is it not Glasweegie

for ace...?

*is English in Scotland*
*doesn't know how to spell in Scotchish*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:13, archived)

Never heard of it myself

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:14, archived)

perhaps it's a Midlothian thing

or Aberfeldy... or perhaps Bridge of Allan... I know at least 15 people who use it in that context on a regular basis... unless it's a very elaborate 'joke'

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:16, archived)

it's more dundee i think

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:14, archived)

sounds like something the Welsh would say

like 'Lush'

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:16, archived)

yea dundee or maybe Livingston

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:18, archived)

yeah - I think it's a Tayside thing

now you come to mention it... I was just certain I heard it on Taggart last night

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:20, archived)

I've never heard it used...ever

that might be a highland chookter saying..but it isnae fae glesga

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:17, archived)

never heard it in the heelands

mind you only a percentage of the population has the power of intelligible speech

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:19, archived)

and electricity

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:20, archived)

BEHOLD

the glass bowl with the power of daylight trapped within!!!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:23, archived)

its wierd how the Heather hoppers get called Chookters down here

and up there they call us chookters

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:19, archived)

I thought they just called us lot weegies

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:21, archived)

Nah I lived with one

she called me a chookter all the time, so I kicked her out and set fire to her sporran.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:22, archived)

Ta Prof

He rook for Roch Ness monster in Scotrand...

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Ninj, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:45, archived)

Pun-tastic

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:13, archived)

hahaha

Braw!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:42, archived)

This is the sort of thing that happens when I have the day off

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:02, archived)

my new job sucks

even more open plan
even more overlooked by bosses

cunts

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:03, archived)

Poor micto

*enhuggles*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:04, archived)

arses

build your own cubicle out of lego

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:05, archived)

:-O

I now want a Lego cubicle!
*makes mental note to stop at Lego shop on way home*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:07, archived)

There was a guy who was headhunted for a high level job

and said that he'd only accept the position if he could have a lego desk

www.ericharshbarger.org/lego/desk.html

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:15, archived)

This is a good plan

and I might have just enough lego to do that

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:14, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:05, archived)

yeah

thanks for that

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:06, archived)

aaaaaw you need dux

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:08, archived)

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dotmund .co.uk, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:10, archived)

silly..cow is not dux

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:12, archived)

they are

each teat on an udder is a duck, pressing his beak into it, trying to get out.

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dotmund .co.uk, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:14, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:20, archived)

This is a well-made argument.

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dotmund .co.uk, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:09, archived)

is it tiny tiny browser window time?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:08, archived)

really tiny

ideally i'd like a version of the main board without pics, cos i'm not fucking going on /talk

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:08, archived)

disable images... or summin

/is git teknical as ought blog

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:10, archived)

Tools>Options>Advanced>

and select the "b3ta board without pics, cos i'm not fucking going on /talk" box.

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dotmund .co.uk, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:12, archived)

Have you tried one of the mini browsers

there are a few developed for mobile tech which may be useful like Opera Mini

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The Tig and me, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:13, archived)

Have you tried a text only browser such as lynx?

Or would they sack you for installing it?

edit :

on Firefox, go to Tools/Options/Content and uncheck "Load images automatically"

on IE7 (don't know about previous versions), go to Tools/Internet Options/Advanced and under the Multimedia section, uncheck "Show Images"

Hope that helps.

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finnbar has officially retired, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:16, archived)

actually what you need to do

is go one of the disability sites where you will find imageless browsers - they exist just cant remember a name of one, and you can empathise with the blind at the same time

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The Tig and me, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:18, archived)

aha!

is that why you haven't been around for a while?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:09, archived)

yup

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:11, archived)

is the new job any good?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:11, archived)

shite

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:15, archived)

propper little ray of sunshine

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:17, archived)

*considers making a giant flashing sing saying wanker to post*

changes mind and looks at pictures of kittins

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:09, archived)

I think

"I'M LOOKING AT PORN" in big red flashing letters would be best :)

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finnbar has officially retired, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:18, archived)

aaaw, poor micto :(

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:11, archived)

*arghh open plan*

So what are you doing in your new job then? (in between b3ta of course!)

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nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:12, archived)

What cunts

are you going to look for something new now?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:16, archived)

yes

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:21, archived)

Good!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:27, archived)

My 30" monitor effectively shields me from the office I share

but have you ever tried to write emails on something that big? I'm going to need glasses soon, cos I can't be arsed to keep changing the res.

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:25, archived)

I find that

tft monitors can't be read easily at an angle, so I always insist (during workstation assessments)
that the most comfortable position for me is "to one side, at an angle..."

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finnbar has officially retired, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:30, archived)

i also have the day off.

for i am.... ill.
This pic isnt loading for me :(

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Cae1, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:04, archived)

*dons nurse's outift*

*tucks into bed*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:06, archived)

he he

Evil man.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:08, archived)

Poor cat

Its lully though, whats its name?

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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:09, archived)

that's saskia

and now I'm thinking I shouldn't have done that as she only stopped hissing at me last week

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:15, archived)

They allow pets in the mental home now?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:10, archived)

he just THINKS

he's a cat

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:13, archived)

Do not want?

But it's soooo cute.

I have the morning off because I'm going to be working until 2am releasing software into the wild.
My attempts to have a lie-in were foiled by a furry denizen such as the one above.

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finnbar has officially retired, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:11, archived)

Text on a kitten!!

arf!

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:11, archived)

Ha ha ha

Good morning everyone.

Is it grumbling day today?

(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:16, archived)

hello Pachey

do you have a grumble you need to expel?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:17, archived)

Oh good lord no

I woke up in the middle of the night a seething ball of irritation.

Then I thought 'this is stupid' and went back to sleep.

(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:19, archived)

AHAHAHAHA!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:27, archived)

Your kittin has a lovely colour

Approved.

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Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)

SNAP!

We have matching cats and I claim my five pounds.

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Amos E Wolfe makes vinyl signs and things like that, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)

Quack.

yeah, you should probably read my blog

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dotmund .co.uk, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:59, archived)

100% *glee* :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:01, archived)

Quack!

WYH

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:02, archived)

Basketball Monkey

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Mystery_Bob, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:02, archived)

hahahahaha

I love that

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:03, archived)

ha ha ha

just the thing to confuse the brain into action at this not so early hour.

Woos

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:06, archived)

quack! :D

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:02, archived)

nice shoes

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:03, archived)

Lovely style

Where's the giraffe and me?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:04, archived)

is it this?

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dotmund .co.uk, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:07, archived)

*gleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:12, archived)

Essentially, then,

you're a monkey with long arms?

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dotmund .co.uk, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:13, archived)

quack can a pilican?

like 'ell 'e can

I'm heartily amused.

Woo yay

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:05, archived)

lets hope they aren't playing the pigeon team

as they will probably eat them all.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:06, archived)

quick and dirty

just something i knocked out at work.

Shot at 2007-07-05

(samuraispaz i spilt pasta on my keyboard, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:58, archived)

I keep getting asked to draw naughty pictures......

....involving Assistants and Screwdrivers....

Edit: Sorry. Teeny version attached.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:47, archived)

Mmmmm, Tennant

Apart from the grin, pretty even shopped...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:49, archived)

Stop being so

Bloody talented!

*clicks*

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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:49, archived)

Is this make Happytoast sound like a grumpy sod day?

Thats half a meg chap

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:49, archived)

cocking hell

you're not wrong.

nawty JJ, you should know better.

now draw a picture of martha getting jiggy with a sonic screwdrive as a punishment.

[edit]also for added yiff factor there are a couple of those sexy cat nuns playing with marthas boobies and kissing.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:52, archived)

only you can do that ;P

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:52, archived)

doesn't matter how I word things

some people think any advice I offer is equivalent of me calling their mother a fetid whore's anus.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:56, archived)

but...

do you have any useful fetid whore's anus advice?

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Mystery_Bob, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:57, archived)

Wipe your arse?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:58, archived)

douche

with bleach

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:58, archived)

If it's her mimsy that's foetid

then using her anus might be the best approach. However, you should still use a proprietry brand of condom.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:59, archived)

be wary of rectal/vaginal fissures.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:02, archived)

fistulas? They add to the fun.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:07, archived)

yes, cut your cock off afterward to prevent the infection from spreading

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:02, archived)

That reminds me...

..breakfast!

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Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:57, archived)

haha now you know how I feel

I've had little brats like Leningrand throw pissy fit tantrums, delete threads and basically being a nasty little shit..just because I said something that was taken the wrong way

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:58, archived)

good god!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:50, archived)

ohhh

MODded!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:54, archived)

ello

this compo is odd
how can I do 5 minute wonders in the office with the boss nearby using scissors and glue.

I DON'T WORK IN MARKETING!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:57, archived)

I did a five-minute wonder in the toilet just now

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:58, archived)

compo it!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:59, archived)

it's gone and I can't get it back :(

anyone work in the sewage industry?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:00, archived)

but I'm in Southampton

it should be pooping out in the docks in about 5 minutes.

I'll fetch a net

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:01, archived)

you're in southampton?

i'm in cosham at the mo!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:08, archived)

WOW!

where's that?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:13, archived)

it does seem a bit pants.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:00, archived)

sh*thouse animation or p.i.e. cat please :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:50, archived)

How to turn Freem Agyeman into Craig Charles using only a blue LED.....

Genius.

'ning all!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:50, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:51, archived)

'ningles!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:54, archived)

'lo Ives

/ac

I'm glad that this is on the autocomplete. It gives me a warm feeling inside.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:05, archived)

ning Sonic

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:58, archived)

'ning Nibs

how's the edges of civilisation today?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:07, archived)

this makes no sense to me.

did i mention i never watched Dr. Who?

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Mr. Johnson, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:50, archived)

It's been a while we've seen some Helga..

Helga holding her holy humps

(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:53, archived)

'Tis true

Need Helga and her ladybits only slightly covered so we can imagine what should be there.

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gareth_alien will be human again at, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:57, archived)

are you taking requests just now?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:55, archived)

draw the rude awakening associated

with discovering that actually the rules do apply.

With fur and tits and that.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:57, archived)

Does this count?

Bigger and smoother version here

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Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:38, archived)

Don't know, but it is scary.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:39, archived)

are they doing the Klan Can?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:40, archived)

haha :D

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Cae1, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:03, archived)

What program did you use?

I've got an idea for the challenge, but it needs to be animated, and I have no idea where to start...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:42, archived)

/Helpful mode on

YOu can get gif animator downloaded for free trial

/helpful mode off

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The Tig and me, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:47, archived)

Can you switch helpful mode back on?

Is it easy to use?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:47, archived)

/clothed mode

Yes even a muppet like me can use it, it has wizard thingys in it to help the unhinged and the brain dead, plus it optimises too

Even more helpful here it is for free trial
www.download.com/3000-2186-5422267.html
/naked mode on

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The Tig and me, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:49, archived)

Nothing special

Just my camera!

And a bit of patient stop-motion malarkey.

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Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:49, archived)

that reminds me of silent hill

*shudders*

*shouts woo! from the cupboard*

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Mr. Johnson, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:44, archived)

druid sex orgy

hazzar!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:46, archived)

yay!

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:46, archived)

News...

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:34, archived)

hahahahaha!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:37, archived)

haha!!

excellent!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:37, archived)

I was considering that last night

beautifully done chap :)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:37, archived)

*glees*

cor, Praise from above!

not too pleased with my font matching tho' do they use verdana?

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:44, archived)

needs less anti-aliasing

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:49, archived)

ahhhh!

yes i left it on -20, Your a bit good at font recognition

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:50, archived)

or you could ahve been using IE7 with it's new 'smooth font' technology

but it made everything look like an image so i turned it off as it was starting to give me a headache.

bloody work machine, lucky i have FF on it as well.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:54, archived)

yep

Verdana at various sizes with boldness on and off to make things tricky :)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:50, archived)

hahah "Smug man in canoe is a cunt"

great stuff

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:39, archived)

That gets a woo!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:43, archived)

pffft!

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:45, archived)

WOO!

Hull, the forgotten town.

or so they are calling it, meh, whatever.

nicely done article.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:49, archived)

hahahaha, awesome :D

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:53, archived)

got the claret happening almost right now...

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:22, archived)

hahaha

nice blood splatter

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My Future Self Stay Gold Ponyboy. Stay Gold., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:23, archived)

your scanlines are shifting

no point having them if they do

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:26, archived)

ur wel rewd

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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:28, archived)

just offering advice on optimisation

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:29, archived)

well......

you can fuck off with your 'advice'!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:35, archived)

fuck off they are!

besides who asked you?

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:29, archived)

fight...fight..fight

*holds coats*

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:31, archived)

YEEEEHAW BOYS!!! THEY'S A FIGHTIN'. GRAB YOUR MULES!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:34, archived)

monkey knife fight! :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:36, archived)

he ain't pretty no more!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:39, archived)

no one asked me

I just mentioned it as one animator to another, a bit of friendly advice.

Cheers for the usual sweary attitude chap.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:37, archived)

get fucked!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:48, archived)

Oooo...a bit of these gents ?

(littlechav Suffering from too many red bulls since, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:56, archived)

i don't think they are you know

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:32, archived)

and who asked you?

i have no opinion but i'm getting excited by the possibility of a scrap.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:34, archived)

*pushes*

oh piss off!
twat!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:44, archived)

I have placed my glasses on

and I can't see them shift. I know i'm old but am I blind now too?

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The Tig and me, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:34, archived)

the scanlines aren't solid. there are dozens of pixels shifting inside it.

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My Future Self Stay Gold Ponyboy. Stay Gold., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:35, archived)

perhaps they are starting a revolution

from inside the image

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The Tig and me, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:36, archived)

haha, BOP!

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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:28, archived)

haha 'karate' kid

just can't help thinking of that 'Karate Flid' pic

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:29, archived)

orf with his head

nicely

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:30, archived)

'ave it!!!

nice!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:31, archived)

'ning benjy

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:32, archived)

word minkizzle my nizzle!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:35, archived)

hahaha badoink! :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:32, archived)

Click (429kb)(moderate showers) (16C) (windspeed 2 (north))

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Mr. Ritalin Wrote a clever sig which includes the date on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:11, archived)

bad taste.

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d d, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:12, archived)

Did you miss what I said yesterday?

read the FAQ about file sizes.

It asks you not post if it is over 250k just put a link
Check www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation.htm for tips on optimisation

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:13, archived)

I think there should be a new line in the faq

If you're going to say "sorry for size" don't post it as an image, link it

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:13, archived)

- and because you are clearly fibbing about being sorry

*edit - you ninja'd that Dave, now mine doesn't make quite as much sense! ;)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:14, archived)

nice link

now tell people the filesize so they may choose it is to big to click on

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mongychops, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:15, archived)

and also tell us what the weathers like where you are, i don't want to be clicking no links where it's raining.

edit/ well played.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:18, archived)

using the internets in the rain may result in elocution!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:27, archived)

I used the internet while using a footspa yesterday

Will I be alright?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:31, archived)

You were lucky, that could have been nasty

I can only assume you were naked or you wouldn't have escaped in one piece.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:32, archived)

I was partially naked

Does this count?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:43, archived)

It was clearly enough as you've lived to tell the tale

however, next time I suggest you send me a picture of how naked you are so that I can ensure your safety.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:46, archived)

you will be the foot spa will need incinerating after having you feet in it!!

i missed you down there so have a return ning now,
'NING

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:33, archived)

have you experienced any subsequent chafing?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:33, archived)

that's pretty ace.

and good on you for playing BEEF!

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Mr. Johnson, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:20, archived)

did I miss a lynching?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:21, archived)

Wonderful weather for it.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:25, archived)

hopefully it'll get nicer later on today

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:28, archived)

Rollercoaster Tycoon

And the original Sims. You've been in my house!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:26, archived)

Bloody comedy hammers...

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Ninj, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:08, archived)

You watch too much Looney Tunes

Me thinks!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:09, archived)

hahaha!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:14, archived)

Hahahahahahaha!

You are that bloke who helps people buy used cars
while talking in their earhole AICMFP.
'NING ALL!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:18, archived)

hahaha

*spoink*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:19, archived)

morning

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new_matt, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:04, archived)

Morning!

Oooh, new compo

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:08, archived)

haha, way to scare everyone at work

PS You were in Crash Bandicoot AICMFP

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:11, archived)

excellent

I won't waste a thread with this masterpiece

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:12, archived)

i like this compo.

it is fun.

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d d, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:13, archived)

hahaha!

signed originals available on ebay.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:17, archived)

i have a whole book full of my shit,

anyone interested?

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d d, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:18, archived)

scat drawings?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:19, archived)

no,

cut up magazine pictures, drawings, found notes, made into art.

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d d, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:20, archived)

damn

*puts wallet away*

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:20, archived)

*contemplates*

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d d, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:23, archived)

More glitter than Damien Hirst's diamond skull

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:18, archived)

Good job!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:19, archived)

this is an ace competition

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new_matt, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:24, archived)

scissor-chopped pictures only please

you handsome devil.

Interesting challenge - might at least cut down on the inititial flurry of shite.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:28, archived)

Is that the new flavour at Maccy D's?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:34, archived)

"real pieces of chopped up shite in a mess of tasteless synthetic foam"

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:36, archived)

you'd think that

but i'm just waiting...

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new_matt, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:40, archived)

I'm really sorry* about this, but it's been in my head for ages and I had to get it out

*not really

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 8:44, archived)

What Dr Spooner would have called a shining wit...

Not really, just seemed to fit.
'Ning High & Mighty!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 8:45, archived)

ning Treblerlis

my irises have flowered this morning so I am happy

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 8:46, archived)

Go to the eye clinic then

Sorry, weird mood.

Are they all purple and yellow and pretty?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 8:47, archived)

they are orange

it's the first time they've flowered for 3 years

everything else has gone weird cos of all the rain

/titchmarsh blog

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 8:51, archived)

Ooooh, lovely!

My chilli plants have just started flowering, so I'm hoping only a few weeks before HHHHHHHHHHalapeño goodness :-)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 8:53, archived)

chillies make me salivate

*drools*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 8:55, archived)

I love chillies

I make a very nice indian potato soup with lots of chilli in. Three spoonfuls and my glasses fall off cos it makes my nose sweat.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:00, archived)

it's the good hot summer we had last year.

point the tubers south for guaranteed splendidness.

/they like it hot mum blog.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 8:59, archived)

Does that hurt?

How do you see?
Edit: Gack! Pissage!

(jimono equal parts lack & fail, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 8:47, archived)

Mwahahahahaha!

*twirls moustache*
Ooh! When did I grow that?
*shaves*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 8:51, archived)

Alternately*

how did you know I am moustachioed?

*couldn't spell alternatively

(jimono equal parts lack & fail, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 8:55, archived)

But do you have a melodramatic moustache?

Circa 1920s silent movie villain?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 8:57, archived)

Things growing from your EYES?

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 8:58, archived)

*tentacles*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 8:59, archived)

oh dear....

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d d, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 8:51, archived)

I think your signature

is pointing at me.

(jimono equal parts lack & fail, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 8:53, archived)

AND WHY WOULD THAT BE?

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d d, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 8:53, archived)

Needs more

Maddie

(scum_monkey fucking hates your guts, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 8:59, archived)

Slightly betterified

Thanks chenobble

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The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:02, archived)

this is the most splendid of titfers.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:04, archived)

i likey!!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:26, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:11, archived)

(lol)

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d d, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 8:33, archived)

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d d, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 8:33, archived)

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d d, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 8:33, archived)

I like this one best.

BEEF!! KEEPS YOUR MULES UP!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 8:39, archived)

my favorite is the picture of joseph smith over the deicide sreenshot.

"lol fujk'ahh shit"

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d d, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 8:41, archived)

Odd thing came to mind on looking over them again...

No pizza? Or even a frozen pizzapocket?

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 8:44, archived)

yeah, well.

whatever.

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d d, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 8:46, archived)

all really good :)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 8:42, archived)

morning toastie!

how are you today?

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Mr. Johnson, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 8:47, archived)

busy with glitter and glue

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:15, archived)

OH FUCK YES.

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:39, archived)

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Mr. Ritalin Wrote a clever sig which includes the date on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 8:34, archived)

You're very blurry

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 8:35, archived)

good for you.

are you trying to get me to post pics of myself, too, because its not working.

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d d, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 8:36, archived)

what a fantastic challenge.....

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 8:37, archived)

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVES!

*smooshifies*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 8:44, archived)

I like this a lot

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 8:40, archived)

do you touch yourself when you make these things?

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Mr. Johnson, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 8:41, archived)

i'm usually fingering myself when i'm on the internet anyways.

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d d, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 8:42, archived)

you fingers must be in the worst state.

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Mr. Johnson, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 8:47, archived)

i suffer for my art.

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d d, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 8:50, archived)

i like to believe so.

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Mr. Johnson, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 8:51, archived)

and we suffer looking at it ;)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:06, archived)

hooray.

i like to hurt people.

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d d, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:07, archived)

Do slow shutter speeds count as the old fashioned way?

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

Not shopped, edited, or altered in any way. Ooh, this makes me feel dirty, posting something that hasn't been played with...

(RDT <>< <>< <>< <>< <>< <>< <>< <><, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 8:32, archived)

guess what?

this is great.

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d d, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 8:34, archived)

Thanks

Unfortunately, I can't take the credit... My boyfriend took it.

(RDT <>< <>< <>< <>< <>< <>< <>< <><, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 8:38, archived)

AAAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

ghost cat!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 8:35, archived)

This one's not funny, but I think it's cute

This one really was done with scissors and glue. It's an illustration for a kids book I wrote for a class.

Edit: Curious? This is my interpretation of the wild Quaker Parakeet flock in Hyde Park (the Chicago version, not the original).

(RDT <>< <>< <>< <>< <>< <>< <>< <><, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 8:37, archived)

cute!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 8:38, archived)

keep posting things.

i like it.

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d d, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 8:42, archived)

It's nice

But could you shrink it a bit? Please?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 8:39, archived)

better?

(RDT <>< <>< <>< <>< <>< <>< <>< <><, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 8:43, archived)

Getting there

Compression is a wonderful thing.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 8:46, archived)

you asshole,

the big ones where great.

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d d, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 8:47, archived)

arrrghh

now I don't know what to do! How about I make the birds bigger, and the cat small?

(RDT <>< <>< <>< <>< <>< <>< <>< <><, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 8:50, archived)

okay, deal.

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d d, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 8:53, archived)

Everybody satisfied?

Isn't compromise grand?

(RDT <>< <>< <>< <>< <>< <>< <>< <><, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:00, archived)

hey, it looks like that trellis bitch is gone, make the cat one normal size now.

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d d, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:02, archived)

really?

I don't want to start any fights with my first post...

If you really want, I'll try to do it later, my computer's being an asshole tonight.

edit: I've just checked, and apparently I can't change it later, can I? Do you really think it makes a difference with the cat? I'm way too wishy washy, aren't I?

(RDT <>< <>< <>< <>< <>< <>< <>< <><, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:10, archived)

i dont really care.

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d d, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:14, archived)

In that case

I'll save myself the pain in the arse.

(RDT <>< <>< <>< <>< <>< <>< <>< <><, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:16, archived)

i've been colouring some of CW's line art....!

i20.photobucket.com/albums/b241/Chorizowagon/priestess.jpg

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 7:37, archived)

Bum!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 7:39, archived)

hehehe

ta!! :o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 7:42, archived)

w00t

happy b3taday!!!!!!!!!!

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Mr. Ritalin Wrote a clever sig which includes the date on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 8:17, archived)

thanks!

:o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 8:17, archived)

the reverend!

nice candle. have a cake to go with it.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 7:41, archived)

i have no idea what that says!

but i shall say thanks anyway :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 7:43, archived)

i'll translate it for you after you eat it.

you are most welcome.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 7:44, archived)

i shall look forward to it!!

eats with trepidation

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 7:47, archived)

...

"i didn't have time to make any icing, so i jerked off onto your cake."

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 7:48, archived)

Yay!

Je me suis correct!

(Pseudonym, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 7:49, archived)

yay

jsut what i always wanted :o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 7:51, archived)

good thing!

you wouldn't believe the slits i had to cut into my urethra to make those fancy shell-shapes.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 7:52, archived)

hahahaha

and i did appreciate that!! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 7:53, archived)

have a grand day, rev.

i'm off to bed. 'night all!

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 7:54, archived)

night!

:o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 7:57, archived)

...

I did not have to make icing, so I have [verb] on your cake.

The mind boggles...

(Pseudonym, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 7:48, archived)

{verb} !

you filthy-minded fuckbeast!

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 7:50, archived)

smashin'...happy b3taday :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 7:42, archived)

thank you sir!!

:o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 7:43, archived)

shit.

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d d, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 7:47, archived)

lovely chap arent you

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 7:51, archived)

I tell it like it is.

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d d, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 7:55, archived)

fair enough!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 7:56, archived)

its not the colours are bad,

its the picture.

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d d, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 7:59, archived)

i just coloured it

although i wish i could draw that well

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 8:02, archived)

if I drew like that I would cut my hands off

and shove them up my ass.

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d d, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 8:05, archived)

pfffft

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 8:05, archived)

happy b3taday btw.

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d d, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 8:31, archived)

cheers

:o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 8:46, archived)

Having seen your drawings

I assume you already have

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 8:06, archived)

Hahaha!

Oh, snap!

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The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 8:29, archived)

you know, thats really no insult to me.

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d d, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 8:31, archived)

I'd guess not

Given the way you talk and act, I'd guess you've heard much worse.

Be nice to people - they may surprise you.

(Count Fwapula tragically only has one bum, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 8:42, archived)

im on the internet,

im online.

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d d, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 8:45, archived)

: - D

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d d, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 8:30, archived)

Sexy B3taday Congratulations!

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The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 7:50, archived)

I have to try out this hat!

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The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 7:51, archived)

\Ô/

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 7:53, archived)

It works! Huzzah!

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The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 7:55, archived)

That's wonderful

Maybe put a stack of icons off to one side, awaiting placement.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 8:08, archived)

that's the most tip-top...

...top hat!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 8:09, archived)

Thats pretty cool!

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 8:38, archived)

thanking you!!

:o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 7:52, archived)

great!

'ning and happy B3taday!

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 7:50, archived)

'ning!!

and cheers :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 7:52, archived)

Woos to you & Harriet

and happy b3taday :D

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 8:01, archived)

thank ya!!

:o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 8:03, archived)

I would have brought cake

but I am crap :|

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 8:05, archived)

thats okay

i'm going out for a Chinese meal to celebrate :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 8:08, archived)

hurrah, and happy b3taday!!!

woot :D

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 8:02, archived)

cheers sir!

:o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 8:03, archived)

that's nicely done

and harpy b3taday!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 8:03, archived)

cheers

:o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 8:05, archived)

Happy b3ta day, rev!

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 8:07, archived)

thank you sir!

:o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 8:07, archived)

Bit early for that sort of thing isn't it?

'Ning, and Happy b3taday!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 8:18, archived)

its never to early

:o) and thank ya!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 8:20, archived)

Then I obviously need more tea

It's lovely by the way!
Edit: Although that looks like the mother of all wedgies...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 8:23, archived)

hahahaha

yes i'd have to agree :o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 8:47, archived)

Happy b3taday!

(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 8:18, archived)

yay

thats ace! :D ta!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 8:20, archived)

very pretty.

and a jolly b3taday greeting to you too.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 8:18, archived)

woo!

thank ya!! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 8:21, archived)

excellent colourage!!

and merry b3taday!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 8:30, archived)

thank you sir!

:o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 8:36, archived)

Happy b3taday

good work!

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 8:36, archived)

yay

thank ya :)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 8:47, archived)

Happy B3taday Rev!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 8:48, archived)

that am all the WOO!

both of them.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:30, archived)

all right, who had her in the pool?

all the latest breaking news.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 6:54, archived)

I lost in that pool years ago.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 7:01, archived)

a woman with no eyes and a handful of comic books came up to me.

"take it and pray" she said.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 7:28, archived)

One of our friendly counselors gave him...

...a doughnut, and told him to stick closer
to church-oriented social activities.

His reply was, "Oh shut up you old cow!" [/;-D

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 7:34, archived)

alice, you saggy-titted cosmonaut!

your child has a venereal disease!

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 7:42, archived)

i was hoping she really did die.

oh well... a girl can dream, no?

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d d, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 7:25, archived)

she did die.

didn't you read the link? it's all there if you probe deeply.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 7:29, archived)

stop building my hopes up

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 7:43, archived)

if wishes were fishes then beggars would ride.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 7:45, archived)

dont look

(xaniac, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 6:42, archived)

Aww thats rough

... can't help but not to

(Duck_Assassin has 86400 sec's in a day, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 6:43, archived)

A waste of good food that is.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 6:48, archived)

not much meat

on that one

(xaniac, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 6:49, archived)

True! I like them a little plumper in the thigh.

Works better on the BBQ.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 6:52, archived)

can i hire you, mr. big hands?

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 6:51, archived)

For all your baby crushing needs

(Just got to test something)

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The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 6:56, archived)

sociopaths have needs too!

don't discriminate against us or we'll kill you in your sleep.

edit: make the cars/train run through his head!

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 6:58, archived)

Fix his lopsided ears!!!!

Creepy as fuck.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 7:01, archived)

it's a teledroid, they're all ugly.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 7:03, archived)

smashing!

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 7:52, archived)

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