mornings

( chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 3:10, archived)

hahahah,
yo chunders, what the fuck?
( bennyhillslovechild, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 3:12, archived)

'lo sir
exactly what I was thinking
( chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 3:15, archived)

IT IS MIDDAY AND I HAVE JUSTIWOKEN UP
I AM STILL VERY DRUNK. I NEED FRIED CHICKEN.
( gronkpan I still miss you Geoff, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 3:12, archived)

LIAR!

just woken up myself... nowhere near drunk enough
the chicken thing does sound like a good idea
( chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 3:14, archived)

WHY ARE YOU WAKING UP AT SLEEP TIME

( Shada, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 3:15, archived)

What is blog?

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 3:16, archived)

Here's one I did once so I could honestly write /breakfast blog at the bottom of a message.
theeternalbreakfaster.blogspot.com/
( gronkpan I still miss you Geoff, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 3:19, archived)

Hahaha! Well played for halfpastpissed and just awake.
*opens can of stewed potatoes*
*waves hand over it a bit*
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 3:23, archived)

Pfffts!

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 3:15, archived)

:D

( Shada, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 3:15, archived)

Will it
eat 'em?


*waits in anticipation*
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 3:18, archived)

Yay!

( Grampa, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 4:20, archived)

kitties with beaks!

( postbear has metal knees, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 7:28, archived)

(Dekionplexis 333 Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Sun 21 Oct 2007, 3:03, archived)

hahahah
"say he kinda lukes laike a biaby! I eat biabys! Get in ma belly, ah'm bigger than yowe, ahm higher in the food chain"
( bennyhillslovechild, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 3:05, archived)

I love Gooooooooooooold!

(Dekionplexis 333 Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Sun 21 Oct 2007, 3:05, archived)

Why do you keep getting banned, 333?

( gronkpan I still miss you Geoff, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 3:10, archived)

what?

(Dekionplexis 333 Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Sun 21 Oct 2007, 3:10, archived)

SHUT UP AND DO WHAT I SAY.

( gronkpan I still miss you Geoff, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 3:11, archived)

3/10

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 21 Oct 2007, 3:12, archived)

WHYDON'T YOU GET BANNED MORE OFTEN, JAM MASTER GEORDIE?

( gronkpan I still miss you Geoff, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 3:13, archived)

I think it's because I am the King of b3ta.
I am a level above everybody else.
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 21 Oct 2007, 3:16, archived)

B& 4 LIES.

( gronkpan I still miss you Geoff, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 3:18, archived)

WRONG! INTERNET!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 21 Oct 2007, 3:25, archived)

UR A FAT LIAR.

( gronkpan I still miss you Geoff, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 3:35, archived)

^needs more buffy

( bennyhillslovechild, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 3:13, archived)

Now post a picture of some chick taking a dump.
I'LL POST MY BOOBS IF YOU'RE ALL NICE TO ME
( gronkpan I still miss you Geoff, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 3:14, archived)

hehehe
of course
( bennyhillslovechild, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 3:17, archived)

U R B&

( gronkpan I still miss you Geoff, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 3:15, archived)

Hear, hear! Waste of good food!

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 3:14, archived)

goodnight

( Cockweasle, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 3:14, archived)

That sounds
awwwright if you ask me.
(Jokel, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 11:30, archived)

( *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 3:01, archived)

oooooh!
I likes this muchly,
( bennyhillslovechild, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 3:02, archived)

This is awesome =]
So much so, I failed to find the "t" key at least 3 times in a row.
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 21 Oct 2007, 3:06, archived)

Yaaarrr!

that has very much Woo!
( chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 3:13, archived)

Foof Foof Foof
while back i hit your Myspazz on your birthday.,... but was to lazy to post a comment. so late happy bday
( Pope Yoda started wasting 7 more years on, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 3:17, archived)

*swigs carrot-grog*

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 3:19, archived)

Yarr indeed!
Yo ho, what ho, old bean.
(Tribs 's ego was writing cheques his body can't cash on, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 3:44, archived)

undead pirate rabbit day already?

( postbear has metal knees, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 7:29, archived)

...


repostulated compost
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 2:26, archived)

ahoj VuVu
woo. Also, imgs.xkcd.com/comics/photoshops.png
( mr horrible, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 2:28, archived)

Guv'nor.
*tips cap*
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 2:32, archived)

and god said unto moses "come forth"
but he came fifth and got a rubber duck.
( Smash Monkey will soon be making blankets to order, gaz me, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 2:29, archived)

I think
you'll find fifth place gets a soggy biscuit.
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 2:31, archived)

a soggy biscuit goes to 6th place
it goes thusly:
1st place = a holiday for 2 in the bahamas
2nd = a weekend for 2 in torquay
3rd = a romantic meal for 2 in your local balti house
4th = a bottle of wine
5th = a rubber duck
6th = a soggy biscuit
7th = chlamydia
8th = the bad aids
( Smash Monkey will soon be making blankets to order, gaz me, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 2:37, archived)

As a promotion ShittyBlenderCo has donated aids for all contestants.

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 2:38, archived)

like your shit smooth?
tired of those nutty lumps and suspicious bits of corn?
then try new ShittyBlender! all the great taste of shit without the inconvenience of lumps.
it's edible!
it's spreadable!
it's ShittyBlender!

from the people who brought you the FaecalFrother 2000

Edit: i'm off to bed, g'night all!
( Smash Monkey will soon be making blankets to order, gaz me, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 2:43, archived)

Cya

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 3:00, archived)

hahahaha
excellent!
( bennyhillslovechild, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 2:35, archived)

I don't understand this.



:[
( Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 2:38, archived)

*burns embassy*

( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 2:42, archived)

Parting the red /big sea/c
Cancer charity in UK



(at least i *think* that's what it means)
( bennyhillslovechild, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 2:43, archived)

Just
the parting of the red sea (C)
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 2:46, archived)

haha
Sorry, I read too much into it, my bad.
( bennyhillslovechild, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 2:51, archived)

*chastises*

( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 2:56, archived)

*enjoys*

( bennyhillslovechild, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 2:58, archived)

*awaits payment*

( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 2:59, archived)

pfftt!
I'll pay you a whole shilling and promise not to cum in your eyes. Deal?
( bennyhillslovechild, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 3:01, archived)

Aww,
I kinda like the eye thing...but, OK.
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 3:04, archived)

aw go on then, as it's you.
I promise to spooge into your eyes.


Damn you for making me care.
( bennyhillslovechild, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 3:07, archived)

Ohhh

( Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 2:46, archived)

Hahahaha
*repeatedly headbuts keyboard*

*clicks*
( chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 3:16, archived)

hedgehog from hell :D


Click for bigger (152KB)
( Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 1:25, archived)

Woo!
Good night.
Work tommorow :/
tata
( Stephen_Seagul, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 1:25, archived)

hehee
cheers :D
( Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 1:27, archived)

thats awesome
can you do me?
(war3n3xt 's lay line arse miners, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 1:27, archived)

sure can
:D just gaz me a pic :D
( Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 1:28, archived)

ok done it
:D
(war3n3xt 's lay line arse miners, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 1:35, archived)

Hahhahahahaha

( SugarSpunSister I love The Bloody Beetroots, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 2:21, archived)

Yay!
Thanks muchly indeed!
( The Hedgehog From Hell should be drowned like a superfluous kitten, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 1:29, archived)

welcome sir!
thanks for drawing me :D
( Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 1:29, archived)

lovely stuff,
nice sig also...
(r3no won't be in the next newsletter, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 1:29, archived)

cheers :D

( Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 1:30, archived)

Woo!
He can eat a butty and chew on a virgin's neck at the same time.
Impressive :)

( Flowerpot If in doubt, shop Freebase's head onto it, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 1:30, archived)

hheeehehehe
:)
( Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 1:31, archived)

Ooh, yes please to both of those!
That sounds like fun.
( The Hedgehog From Hell should be drowned like a superfluous kitten, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 1:32, archived)

Shitting hell
Nice stuff =D
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 21 Oct 2007, 1:33, archived)

heheee
:D cheers sir!
( Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 1:33, archived)

hey Si!!! Excellent as always
Long time no see! Got a lot to talk over with you at some point, so please get in touch. Gaz me or something, or you have my msn.
( bennyhillslovechild, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 1:33, archived)

howdy bhlc!
hows it going :D sounds interesting gaz away :D
( Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 1:35, archived)

gaz'ed/

( bennyhillslovechild, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 1:41, archived)

I love you, and you know it.

(Dekionplexis 333 Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Sun 21 Oct 2007, 1:39, archived)

hehehe
yay! :D
( Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 1:41, archived)

Can it
be milked?
( TheSundaeLunch avoided a manpad up the flaptrack on, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 2:00, archived)

yes
100% fact! :D
( Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 2:01, archived)

Horay!
You win all of the internets. And stuff too.
( TheSundaeLunch avoided a manpad up the flaptrack on, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 2:04, archived)

again
thats the third time this week :D
( Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 2:05, archived)

I doubt you won
stuff before.
Now go and look at my vid in Links and tell me it was worth a day of my life...
( TheSundaeLunch avoided a manpad up the flaptrack on, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 2:11, archived)

ive won lots of stuff
thank you very much - recently i won a copy of lightroom.
( Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 2:15, archived)

Advanced Photoshop again?
You media whore you!
( bennyhillslovechild, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 2:18, archived)

hahaha
no this was what digital camera magazine :D

talking of AP - im in it it this month and next :D
( Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 2:22, archived)

That
doesn't count as stuff. Stuff is stuff.

I'm really tired. I hope it doesn't show. :D
( TheSundaeLunch avoided a manpad up the flaptrack on, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 2:20, archived)

this is rather excellent!
if i gaz you a party pic of me, will you zombify me? i'm already wearing a vampire cloak! :D
( Smash Monkey will soon be making blankets to order, gaz me, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 2:01, archived)

hehehe
yes - please do :D
( Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 2:02, archived)

it may take a day or two
a certain b3tan (he knows who he is) still has to scan the pics and send them to me.
( Smash Monkey will soon be making blankets to order, gaz me, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 2:05, archived)

no rush!
:)
( Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 2:06, archived)

Dandy :¬)

( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 2:25, archived)

hehee
:)
( Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 2:26, archived)

I made this to riff happytoast, but it works here too now.

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 2:26, archived)

hehehehe
thats all of the aces! :D
( Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 2:27, archived)

HAHAHA
i like the "He'll never draw me" one
( Cockweasle, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 2:28, archived)

just the thought of zombie seamen
makes me frisky ,)
( Smash Monkey will soon be making blankets to order, gaz me, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 2:31, archived)

i get the thoughts
of a pool of green slime with biting things in it.....oh seamen :D
( Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 2:32, archived)

i don't mind things biting
as long as it's not too hard!
( Smash Monkey will soon be making blankets to order, gaz me, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 2:38, archived)

*nibbles*

(Tribs 's ego was writing cheques his body can't cash on, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 3:45, archived)

good stuff, mister man.

( postbear has metal knees, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 7:32, archived)

thank ya
sir! :)
( Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 8:37, archived)

LOL internet!

( PedroHin I want my fucking dead bodies, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 1:24, archived)

Yes?

( Stephen_Seagul, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 1:26, archived)

indeed

edit: there's this white owl pic floating around the the interwebs you see....

should I continue :)
( PedroHin I want my fucking dead bodies, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 1:32, archived)

o'rly

(war3n3xt 's lay line arse miners, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 1:33, archived)

WHEN MEMES COLLIDE!


Fucking hell, this is a lot shoddier than I remember it being.
( The Hedgehog From Hell should be drowned like a superfluous kitten, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 1:48, archived)

I quite fancy a bacon on toats sandwich right now

( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 1:49, archived)

hahahahahahahah


:D
(war3n3xt 's lay line arse miners, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 1:49, archived)

What a lovely fail!
If that isn't a contradiction in terms.
( The Hedgehog From Hell should be drowned like a superfluous kitten, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 1:53, archived)

i see what you mean
i havent made a good fail yet. but i did just get 2000 fonts. so i guess the fail is in me..
(war3n3xt 's lay line arse miners, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 1:55, archived)

Heh, congrats
I tried to make a FAIL once. In a rather depressingly predictable turn of events, it failed.


( The Hedgehog From Hell should be drowned like a superfluous kitten, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 1:57, archived)

your right.
that is all teh FAIL
(war3n3xt 's lay line arse miners, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 1:59, archived)

It's a failed fail.
It's like rain on your wedding day, it's a free ride when you're already late.
( The Hedgehog From Hell should be drowned like a superfluous kitten, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 2:02, archived)

my
it's like a sequence of random events that occur in a non ironic order
( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 2:11, archived)

A song called "Ironic" which contains no examples of irony
how ironic.
( The Hedgehog From Hell should be drowned like a superfluous kitten, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 2:13, archived)

indeed
and I thought canadians were meant to get irony, eh
( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 2:16, archived)

FALL CAR CARE?!?!?!
sounds like a fucking accident!
( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 1:35, archived)

NO WAI

(Super Jet Shoes, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 1:52, archived)

Psychedelic Mungo


original
( kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 1:06, archived)

Hahahahahahahahaha!
Now I see where I went wrong!
( The Hedgehog From Hell should be drowned like a superfluous kitten, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 1:07, archived)

Hahaha
Ace =P
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 21 Oct 2007, 1:12, archived)

OOOH-WAAA-AH-AAH
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAmuzdGYGlo
(Dekionplexis 333 Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Sun 21 Oct 2007, 1:13, archived)

hahahahah
the eyes.
(war3n3xt 's lay line arse miners, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 1:16, archived)

More messing with

This
(war3n3xt 's lay line arse miners, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:36, archived)

splendidicum
:¬)
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:37, archived)

thats ace
i loved the castle earlier :D
( Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:38, archived)

i have been loving the horror theme.
so this is like a tribute. although the original artist is unknown, I think it fitting.
:D
yours are very good.
(war3n3xt 's lay line arse miners, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:40, archived)

why thank you!
:D the original looks amazing too :D where did u get it from??
( Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:41, archived)

Vdown thereV

(war3n3xt 's lay line arse miners, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:43, archived)

ahh i see
:D
( Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:51, archived)

*sneaks up*
*hugs*
*runs waddles away*
( Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:53, archived)

helllo you
hows it going :D
( Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:56, archived)

i have manflu
*sniffles pathetically*
am drugged to the gills and want to go to bed but i'm twitching too much to sleep. grrr.

how's you? and what brought on the [very welcome] return of the horrorpics? i'm enjoying them muchly.
( Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:58, archived)

bugger - manflu is the worst kind of flu
luckly i get womanflu and am able to carry on doing the cooking, cleaning, tidying, working 3 jobs, raiding a brood of 3,000 and still get 8 full hours of sleep a night :D

to be honest, i jsut fancied making some horror pics. the news of the nikon fella dying made me want to zombiefy something :(
( Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 1:12, archived)

Ooh, now this is rather good.

( The Hedgehog From Hell should be drowned like a superfluous kitten, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:39, archived)

Cor blimey!
This is a bit creepy.

Liked the tutorial earlier, informative =]
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:39, archived)

did you make the original photo as well?

( Shada, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:40, archived)

No
found under "horror" g-img-search
(war3n3xt 's lay line arse miners, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:42, archived)

your concepts are cool

(Dekionplexis 333 Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:43, archived)

YAY
Wonderful
( Stephen_Seagul, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:44, archived)

HAHAHA
I've just been playing resident evil 4, then come on here and see that! woo
( Cockweasle, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:47, archived)

i iz in ur wii playin wiv zombys
:D
(war3n3xt 's lay line arse miners, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:51, archived)

The Wii version kicks so much ass.

(Dekionplexis 333 Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Sun 21 Oct 2007, 1:02, archived)

It's the PC one
that I'm playing =(
but it is rather good =)
( Cockweasle, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 1:09, archived)

nicely

(Dekionplexis 333 Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Sun 21 Oct 2007, 1:12, archived)

ive never played it
:(
( Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 1:32, archived)

highly reccomended!

( Cockweasle, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 1:56, archived)

wow, you can overlay white boxes over someone elses photo.
How astoundingly original and talented.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 1:07, archived)

thanks.have a shit in a basket!

(war3n3xt 's lay line arse miners, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 1:12, archived)

did you make that poopoo yourself?
...or did you just shop it into that basket?
( PedroHin I want my fucking dead bodies, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 1:26, archived)

no
i scraped it from sticky label's cv.
(war3n3xt 's lay line arse miners, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 1:37, archived)

mr pineletsripthefleshfromyourbonesapple :D


Click for bigger (183KB)
( Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:32, archived)

This is much woo!
Would you make me undead some day? :D
( Stephen_Seagul, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:34, archived)

i'd love to
gaz me a photo :D
( Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:35, archived)

room for any more
PS... ZOMG PLEASE DONT READ THIS!!!!
~~~
The last time I did this it worked for me too. I wished for a baby,
~~
and
you all know what happened (approx. 2 months later).
I had to give this a shot...
Don't laugh at this! Just do it! My best friend just did this, this morning, wished for her
promotion
and just got a call and she got it.
Start thinking something you really really want, cause this is
astounding. the person that sent this to me said their wish came true 10 mins after they read the mail so I thought what the heck.
****** ****** ****** ****** ********** (,)(,) *.....* You have just been visited by Dr.Suess's Cat in the Hat. He will grant you one wish. Make your wish when the count down is over.
10.. 9.. 8.. 7.. 6.. 5.. 4.. 3 .. 2.. 1.. MAKE A WISH Send this to 10 people within the hour you read this. If you do, your wish will come true! . If you don't it will become the opposites
(war3n3xt 's lay line arse miners, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:38, archived)

Haha

( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:40, archived)

You should read my rant on myspace.

( Stephen_Seagul, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:45, archived)

You should read my RANTS on myspace
I don't do many any more, but every week I would scream about a fair amount until people either stopped doing it, or deleted me from their friends list.

Either way, I'm a winner.

Also: TWO FOUSAND?! =]

( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:47, archived)

Congratz ! :D

( Stephen_Seagul, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:50, archived)

Charrrrs =D

( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:50, archived)

congrats!!
:)
( Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:52, archived)

mice one

(war3n3xt 's lay line arse miners, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:52, archived)

Congratulations!

( The Hedgehog From Hell should be drowned like a superfluous kitten, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:54, archived)

Does it have to be good quality?
I shall get you one asap :D
( Stephen_Seagul, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:43, archived)

okay quality
but fairly big sized :D
( Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:49, archived)

*can't find one*
Monday-ish?
I'm working tommorow :(
( Stephen_Seagul, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:51, archived)

no rush!
i'm here all week - try the veal :D
( Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:52, archived)

Did you stalk me in bulgaria?
All i ate was veal.
the food was crap..
( Stephen_Seagul, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 1:27, archived)

ZOMG PLEASE DONT READ THIS!!!!
~~~
The last time I did this it worked for me too. I wished for a baby,
~~
and
you all know what happened (approx. 2 months later).
I had to give this a shot...
Don't laugh at this! Just do it! My best friend just did this, this morning, wished for her
promotion
and just got a call and she got it.
Start thinking something you really really want, cause this is
astounding. the person that sent this to me said their wish came true 10 mins after they read the mail so I thought what the heck.
****** ****** ****** ****** ********** (,)(,) *.....* You have just been visited by Dr.Suess's Cat in the Hat. He will grant you one wish. Make your wish when the count down is over.
10.. 9.. 8.. 7.. 6.. 5.. 4.. 3 .. 2.. 1.. MAKE A WISH Send this to 10 people within the hour you read this. If you do, your wish will come true! . If you don't it will become the opposite.
(Tip-Top Tomcat but you can call me Tommo, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:34, archived)

Haha. Hahahahahhahahahahahaha.
You what?

Hahahaha.
( SugarSpunSister I love The Bloody Beetroots, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:35, archived)

yeaaaaaaah
just felt the uncontrolable urge to share. Sorry.
(Tip-Top Tomcat but you can call me Tommo, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:36, archived)

How incredibly bad your judgement is.
Splendid.
( SugarSpunSister I love The Bloody Beetroots, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:40, archived)

Oh well, saves me creating a thread for this.


www.b3ta.com/board/7721271
( The Hedgehog From Hell should be drowned like a superfluous kitten, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:41, archived)

fake
(Tip-Top Tomcat but you can call me Tommo, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:41, archived)

PEW PEW PEW!

( Shada, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:42, archived)

Hahaha
Fucking awesome =P
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:42, archived)

Haha
the mirror was behind me at that point.
( ClanSoul thanks, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:55, archived)

HOLYSHITDONTREADTHISPLEASE
I'm a moron/attention whore who thinks these things are real

BUT WAIT! I HAVE PROOF!

This is a story that was clearly made up about my best friend's dead dog's mother's ex-room mate from Norwich.

She saw one of these and thought "Oh look, another idiot who believes in internet fortunes"

BUT SHE DIED 10 SECONDS LATER.

If you don't repost this on a generic forum with a title of "LOLOLOLTHISISREALLYSCARYBUTDONTREADITORYOULLDIE"
your wish will implode and cause your head to turn into a marshmallow.

1

2

3

4

YOU'RE A TWAT

Now, repost this to 30000 people in the next 20 seconds or you will die of syphillis!
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:37, archived)

If i die of syphillis you're gonna look sooooo stupid.
(Tip-Top Tomcat but you can call me Tommo, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:40, archived)

Yes
I'll look stupid...
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:40, archived)

You're getting your tenses mixed up...
you DO look stupid.

EDIT: P.S Pwned.
(Tip-Top Tomcat but you can call me Tommo, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:42, archived)

I'm getting my tenses mixed up?
By making a sarcastic comment about how I'll looks stupid?

If I had, which I haven't, then clearly you will have made the same mistake.

But then, none of this matters, because I've already put you on ignore for wasting several of my posts. However, this gives me an excuse to go up to 1999, so I at least thank you for that.

Ps. LOLOWNEDROFL
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:46, archived)

Ignored?
Then I win, you walk away, tail 'twixt legs crying about the brilliant life you couldve led as a comedian.

Seeing as you can't read this it doesn't really matter, but I fancy having the last woord. Yes you DO look stupid because you failed to see that posting the chain message was a joke, don't like it fine but don't accuse me of being a "moron/ attention whore who thinks these things are real"

P.S. Whoah there, this cat's got claws.
(Tip-Top Tomcat but you can call me Tommo, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:53, archived)

you are on a L-plate
tread carefull and your fun will continue, dont and you'll miss out on lots of fun.
;)
(war3n3xt 's lay line arse miners, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 1:03, archived)

Jokes live or die depending on their context.
This one, I'm afraid, seemed to fall a bit flat for most people. Better luck next time, though.
( The Hedgehog From Hell should be drowned like a superfluous kitten, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 1:11, archived)

15 year old scouser.
*Ignores*
(war3n3xt 's lay line arse miners, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 1:19, archived)

haahahhahahahhaha
i think you could have got a "however" in there. b+
(war3n3xt 's lay line arse miners, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:57, archived)

Hahahahahahaha!
Thrush.
( The Hedgehog From Hell should be drowned like a superfluous kitten, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:41, archived)

buh-bye now

( FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:45, archived)

What I really really really want is
a world population of two billion.

OK, here goes...
( cowcat flannel buffs, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 1:28, archived)

WHat?
what?

what is this?
( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 1:33, archived)

*poops*
*high fives*

Strangely, I was discussing how well I would survive an oncoming zombie apocalypse earlier..

Clearly, I was wrong.

WOO =]
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:34, archived)

hehee
yes, i was a tad slow in posting it - but the i was making this yesterday...


( Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:37, archived)

These are bloody good!
I wish I had photoshoppery skills like that =[
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:39, archived)

pfffft
drawings are better :D
( Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:40, archived)

Hardly!
I'd give anything to be able to manip like that!

Most I can do is alter hue to make someone look like an oompa loompa =]
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:41, archived)

hahahaa
oompa loompa doopa di da,
if you play with photoshop
you can add bra's
doopa dooopa dumpa di di,
if you use the clone tool then listen to me...
what do you get while holding down keys,
manipulating photos with the greatist of ease,
etc...

:D nah its all pretty simple really - ive recently gotten into drawing and painting. i love it! :D
( Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:44, archived)

Haha
Quality =P

I've got back into drawing ever since Heffrey offered a portrait swap =]
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:49, archived)

i like to drw its fun
these are some of mine...
www.flickr.com/photos/revjessecuster/sets/72157594397460450/
( Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:51, archived)

still no grasp of basic anatomy, eh?

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 1:03, archived)

When you reply to this I will be in bed, shaking with fear you fiend

( Jahled a cataclysm of spidery hellfuck would be a welcome, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:34, archived)

shaking my cunt with fear
impressive :D
( Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:35, archived)

Cool!

( The Hedgehog From Hell should be drowned like a superfluous kitten, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:39, archived)

thank you sir!
did u find a pic for me to corrupt?? :D
( Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:40, archived)

*searches*

... Yes.
( The Hedgehog From Hell should be drowned like a superfluous kitten, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:42, archived)

hehehe
great pic. i shall have a go :D
( Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:53, archived)

Way-hey!
*baits breath*

Don't rush, mind, I can bait my breath for some time.
( The Hedgehog From Hell should be drowned like a superfluous kitten, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:58, archived)

you can breath now!
:)
( Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 1:26, archived)

these are great

( Cockweasle, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:46, archived)

woo
thank ya :)
( Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:49, archived)

eww! he's hideous!
and your pic makes him look even worse!

j/k.
( postbear has metal knees, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 7:34, archived)

Bollocks to the rugby, here's some Quo

(Charlie Baked Potato, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:00, archived)

Are
they gonna roast her?

*waits expectantly*
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:07, archived)

Roast?
*wanks expectantly*
(Tip-Top Tomcat but you can call me Tommo, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:35, archived)

moan

(nowaydude rnot without protection, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:50, archived)

Oh my!

( Grampa, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 4:22, archived)

Oooo you naughty reposter
Almost exactly 1 week on too!
(Tribs 's ego was writing cheques his body can't cash on, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:11, archived)

Well to be fair
It's not like there's a quo thread two threads down or anythi- Oh. Wait.
(Newnab, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:14, archived)

Bollocks to the rugby?
Too right.
& ning. I've been lurking tonight.
( Stephen_Seagul, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:26, archived)

The subject title made me smirk
And then writhe with anger.

Lovely stuff though =D
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:27, archived)

Good 'ning.
On past 11 again i see ^_^
( Stephen_Seagul, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:28, archived)

Just a bit..
Apparently I'm the #1 nightcrawler on the stats.. and only just #2 by 3 posts in the evening shift.

I need a life, I'm only 12 11 posts away from 2k, and it's only been a couple of months!
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:29, archived)

Where do i see that stats? :O
I wonder if im on them.
That would be cool.
This is my new ambition in life.
( Stephen_Seagul, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:31, archived)

The ol' zeltergiset linked me last night
With the news of my nightcrawling ability.

www.b3ta.com/board_stats/mainboard-users.html

Apparently it's changed since last night though, so I'm a few posts lower on the evening thang.

I'm #5 overall.. I'm fucking ashamed =[ I seriously need something else to do.

On a side note, I just scanned in the drawing from last night of you, I shall link you in uno momento, after I've done the rest (I think I did 9 over the course of today) and uploaded them to DA
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:33, archived)

Now I feel like
Until I'm on that stats page I must be some sort of loser.

Ambition acquired.
(Newnab, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:42, archived)

I made the stats board
/excited and blind drunk blog.
Edit: maybe some of you will see this. I'm about to pass out so g'night all!
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 1:07, archived)

I WILL BE YOU IN FOUR DAYS.
Sleep well!
( The Hedgehog From Hell should be drowned like a superfluous kitten, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 1:12, archived)

Psychedelic Warlord*


*Psychedelic Warlord looks more like Trent Reznor circa 1994, but never mind.
( The Hedgehog From Hell should be drowned like a superfluous kitten, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:42, archived)

This gives me urges to play Aliens Vs Predator
armed only with the flamethrower in my descent into doom
( Jahled a cataclysm of spidery hellfuck would be a welcome, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:46, archived)

Yeah, Psychedelic Warlord does that to me too.

( The Hedgehog From Hell should be drowned like a superfluous kitten, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:46, archived)

draw me!
....with your imagination cos i can't be bothered to send a picture :D
woo

g'nite b3ta! *sleeps on the floor as the bed is too far away*

edit : i'm bored of this now : how am i supposed to know about "poker players" ffs or "magazines"... pfft
The quiz thing from the newsletterthingy
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:50, archived)

OK.

( The Hedgehog From Hell should be drowned like a superfluous kitten, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:56, archived)

ha ha ha
how'd you know my pants are blue?
teeth are a little bigger at the front..
and my hair looks more like a a toblerone (only 3 bits)
apart from that
thats about right :D
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:57, archived)

Hahahaha

( Flowerpot If in doubt, shop Freebase's head onto it, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:58, archived)

ok now draw me
muahahahah
( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:01, archived)

_{p.s. happy b3taday 7days ago, buy an icon to recieve cakandle!}
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:02, archived)

eep
I never even noticed

:/

I will man, I will
( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:14, archived)

I might just do that...
but not now, my pencil arm has gone to sleep and I think I'm going to follow it in a minute.
( The Hedgehog From Hell should be drowned like a superfluous kitten, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:03, archived)

pencil *knob joke*
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:04, archived)

My knob jokes never sleep.
When you least expect them is when they are poised to make their deadliest strikes.
( The Hedgehog From Hell should be drowned like a superfluous kitten, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:06, archived)

Night Skuggles!
Knowing you, you will still be here in an hours time because you are not good at going to bed are you?

( Flowerpot If in doubt, shop Freebase's head onto it, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:58, archived)

actually i've neglected to type alot today...
i've been playing the quiz thing... so i'm actually gonna go round about







....nowish
G'nite miss pot ma'am, oh and you lot too
g'nite b3ta!
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:00, archived)

TGMTH

( McBadger JESUS RAVES!, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:53, archived)

haha christ
it looks like he's about to shoot eye lasers
( Shada, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:55, archived)

what is he looking at?

( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:57, archived)

HIS TARGET FOR EYE LASERS
YOU
( Shada, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:58, archived)

Your soul.

( The Hedgehog From Hell should be drowned like a superfluous kitten, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:58, archived)

oh noes!
but I need my shoes
( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:22, archived)

admirring himself in the mirror?

( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:58, archived)

Fanta-stick! =D

( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:28, archived)

Like everything in this world, funnier in my head

(Newnab, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:41, archived)

quick pro quo, Mr. Banwen

( McBadger JESUS RAVES!, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:42, archived)

Squid pro row?

( Quijibo Esq. BSc. Stop ITV! http://dontruinthecrystalmaze.com, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:46, archived)

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:45, archived)

french people piss me off
/cartman blog
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:01, archived)

Nowt to do with the compo

She's lovely on buses
( Jahled a cataclysm of spidery hellfuck would be a welcome, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:41, archived)

Hahahahahahahaha...
*not entirely sure why I find this so funny*
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:42, archived)

trying to create the ultimate subwoofer?
boom boom boom...
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:03, archived)

She's actually a lesbian tennis instructor,anxious to get to heaven

( Jahled a cataclysm of spidery hellfuck would be a welcome, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:13, archived)

ahhh bollocks!

( Zank Frappa i might be a cunt but im not a fucking cunt, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:08, archived)

Haha
Awesome stuff =P
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:09, archived)

no its not
its shit!
( Zank Frappa i might be a cunt but im not a fucking cunt, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:09, archived)

It made me roofle
And actually made me jump a bit =P
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:10, archived)

It's not shit!
*holds up fists*
wanna fight?

( Flowerpot If in doubt, shop Freebase's head onto it, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:23, archived)

Lovely 'pot! What terrible news is this about a Jaffa shortage?

( SugarSpunSister I love The Bloody Beetroots, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:33, archived)

I don't know
I have yet to get to the bottom of it.
Heads are going to roll!
The bunker will have to be stocked with milk chocolate hobnobs as they are on promotion at the mo.

( Flowerpot If in doubt, shop Freebase's head onto it, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:41, archived)

Thats a pretty good replacement. I'm suitably placated.

( SugarSpunSister I love The Bloody Beetroots, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:43, archived)

you shop in sommerfield
/aicmfp(ackets of biscuits)
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:49, archived)

Sorry, no five pounds for you
Mcvities put them on promotion so they should be cheaper everywhere.
There are no sommerfields in Cape Town either ;)

( Flowerpot If in doubt, shop Freebase's head onto it, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:52, archived)

good!
cos sommerfield is crap and expensive *shops in londis because its nearer but alas is also crap*
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:53, archived)

In a jar!
The one with the owlbear poking a hawkheaded lion on it.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:15, archived)

hahahahaha

( McBadger JESUS RAVES!, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:19, archived)

Excellent!
*Feels thoroughly insulted*
( Jahled a cataclysm of spidery hellfuck would be a welcome, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:21, archived)

awwww
you'll be right - theres a knighthood in the mail isnt there?
( Zank Frappa i might be a cunt but im not a fucking cunt, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:39, archived)

Shsss
I'm trying not to be associated with this place
( Jahled a cataclysm of spidery hellfuck would be a welcome, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:42, archived)

Hahahahahahah
A great first post to see after I've just logged on.

( Flowerpot If in doubt, shop Freebase's head onto it, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:23, archived)

oh dear god...
that only just dawned on me...
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:03, archived)

Evenin' all
say hi to my new girlfriend =P

click for BONES
( McBadger JESUS RAVES!, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:07, archived)

Hi!
You never told me you knew Danniella Westbrook.
( The Hedgehog From Hell should be drowned like a superfluous kitten, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:09, archived)

'snorts'
/literally speaking blog

; )
( McBadger JESUS RAVES!, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:11, archived)

have you done one of these with a full body?

(war3n3xt 's lay line arse miners, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:34, archived)

not yet, but that's an idea
and a good one at that
( McBadger JESUS RAVES!, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:44, archived)

Click for boners?
How did you know :o
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:10, archived)

only the wettest of dreams
shall I be having tonight
( McBadger JESUS RAVES!, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:11, archived)

Hard choice between condom and chainsaw for protection.

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:14, archived)

Taking no chances with that
*BFG's*
( Jahled a cataclysm of spidery hellfuck would be a welcome, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:23, archived)

Where did you dig her up?

(Tribs 's ego was writing cheques his body can't cash on, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:34, archived)

i thought this was the REV at first
blimey! thats a bit rather wooyay is that!
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:05, archived)

Lizzy Bee

( The Hedgehog From Hell should be drowned like a superfluous kitten, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:51, archived)

That's rather splended, that is.

( ClanSoul thanks, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:53, archived)

Hmmm...
mouth's a bit wonky and I'm not entirely happy with the eyes...

Still, not much she can do about that, that's the way God made her. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
( The Hedgehog From Hell should be drowned like a superfluous kitten, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:56, archived)

Pfft

( ClanSoul thanks, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:56, archived)

lol, feck off!

( Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:59, archived)

You love it

( ClanSoul thanks, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:01, archived)

yeah
you know I do
( Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:02, archived)

You cheeky vixen
get in me wheelbarra'
( ClanSoul thanks, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:05, archived)

I'd get in Barratts 'Barra any day!

( Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:08, archived)

what's she chewing?

( Shada, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:54, archived)

BEES!

( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:54, archived)

DELICIOUS BEES?

( Shada, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:55, archived)

yes she is a bit :D
woo to the drawing btw :D
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:56, archived)

Lizzy Bee be a chewing Lizzy Bee's Bee Chews!
:D
( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:56, archived)

How much are they? How much?
Please say they're under a pound. 99p? Please.
( The Hedgehog From Hell should be drowned like a superfluous kitten, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:58, archived)

They are under an english pound
you can buy them from swizzels matlow
( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:59, archived)

the brawest of all confectioners

( McBadger JESUS RAVES!, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:09, archived)

Nice that
Looks like she is thinking hard. Woo!
(Greenbat, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:57, archived)

me? think hard?!
PAH!
( Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:00, archived)

Nicely
A sexy beast of a b3tan
( Jahled a cataclysm of spidery hellfuck would be a welcome, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:56, archived)

Her face
am squint.

Wouldly, though :¬)
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:01, archived)

Yeah, I'm blaming the scanner.
It doesn't look that squint in the real drawing, honest.
( The Hedgehog From Hell should be drowned like a superfluous kitten, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:03, archived)

Top tip:
draw directly onto your monitor to get round this problem :¬)
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:08, archived)

in marker pen

( Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:10, archived)

*learns*

( The Hedgehog From Hell should be drowned like a superfluous kitten, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:10, archived)

Bee!

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:02, archived)

needs more ging

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:05, archived)

yes

( Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:11, archived)

No pleasing some people...


edit: actually, you're both right. I prefer this one.
( The Hedgehog From Hell should be drowned like a superfluous kitten, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:14, archived)

Would.
... Not the girl. The piece of paper.
(Newnab, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:14, archived)

Something I made

Hope this is OK to post here. Apologies for shoddy picture, I have a shoddy camera.

I made this with a lathe and file. The outer silver is a 10p coin, the copper a penny, and the inner silver a 5p. The Lambda design is copper wire, twisted to make a braid. I gave it to a lovely lady I know. I've made a few of these and given them to friends, but this is the first I took a picture of.
Sorry it ain't photoshop
(Greenbat, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:45, archived)

*crowbars*

( Shada, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:45, archived)

But it's not sunday yet

( ClanSoul thanks, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:46, archived)

Any day
is a day for lambdas
( Shada, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:47, archived)

And "made" things
So sayeth the Death of Ferrets!
(Tribs 's ego was writing cheques his body can't cash on, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:37, archived)

You are aware it's highly illegal to fuck with the Queen's currency?
*looks stern*
( Jahled a cataclysm of spidery hellfuck would be a welcome, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:47, archived)

fuck her.....
she has plenty!
( Zank Frappa i might be a cunt but im not a fucking cunt, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:48, archived)

I'm thinking of my future Knighthood here, Zank

( Jahled a cataclysm of spidery hellfuck would be a welcome, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:50, archived)

I think that was repealed or something
You get penny press things at museums that squish pennies, which isn't illegal.
(Greenbat, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:50, archived)

its an offense to deface the queen
looks rather nice though :)
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:54, archived)

^this
Although I don't think it's strictly enforced. Yet.

'ning SkUG, B3ta.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:56, archived)

howdy
*waves*
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:55, archived)

IT IS A LIE!
:D
( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:53, archived)

Give me my companion cube plushie
NOW!
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:32, archived)

\o/

( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:56, archived)

Well i think its ace.

( Stephen_Seagul, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:08, archived)

^ this ^

( Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:11, archived)

(d d i support plant parenthood, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:37, archived)

Compo it

( davew27 the autocomplete for this field is empty., Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:37, archived)

k.

(d d i support plant parenthood, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:38, archived)

I want this to animate.

( ClanSoul thanks, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:38, archived)

be patient.

(d d i support plant parenthood, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:39, archived)

...

( ClanSoul thanks, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:43, archived)

( kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:48, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Christ, I jumped out of my skin!
( ClanSoul thanks, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:50, archived)

It is a horrific image.

( kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:52, archived)

You're telling me!
I have MIRRORS in my house!
( ClanSoul thanks, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:53, archived)

:D

( Shada, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:51, archived)

Pffft!

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:56, archived)

*worships*

( Zank Frappa i might be a cunt but im not a fucking cunt, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:40, archived)

translator's note: hai means yes in japanese

( Shada, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:40, archived)

yeah, but it means 'hi' in real human person laungage.

(d d i support plant parenthood, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:42, archived)

translator's note: lol no it doesn't u idort

( Shada, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:43, archived)

Yes it does

( ClanSoul thanks, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:44, archived)

Psychedelic Warlord get the fuck off the phone

( Shada, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:45, archived)

Huh?

( ClanSoul thanks, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:51, archived)

whats an idort?

( Zank Frappa i might be a cunt but im not a fucking cunt, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:47, archived)

It's actually a person who owns both a PSP and a DS (or at least owns multiple consoles).
It's true. But I felt like using it in this situation as well.
( Shada, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:48, archived)

llo.

edit: I should include a pic, as you did.

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:47, archived)

fucking shitty blenders

( Shada, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:50, archived)

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:51, archived)

I'd buy one

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:52, archived)

WHAT DO THEY BLEND

( Shada, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:54, archived)

I have no idea.
I thought they were desk knick-knacks like
those balls on stings in a wire cage. Who knew?
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:01, archived)

hahahaha
:D
( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:54, archived)

OH SHIT.

(d d i support plant parenthood, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:51, archived)

Hotel room, and new office bits done.
Finished up bit more, but got sidetracked
playing with parts. I'll get more in this eve.

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:55, archived)

oh fuck
i drew some stuff, i can't find the drivers for my scanner
( Cockweasle, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:01, archived)

Still some time. I seem to be slower with this one.

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:06, archived)

cool, i left my pad at work, it's
got all the stuff on it. i made something out of a polystyrene cup as well, it's in my car
( Cockweasle, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:12, archived)

This is art
This is emotion.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:50, archived)

( Cockweasle, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:00, archived)

OH HAI DR DYSLEXIA
/TYPED WITH SHIFT KEY DEPRESSED LIKE A PRO
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:06, archived)

YES

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:08, archived)

HAI!

( Giant Rat of Sumatra, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:39, archived)

shut up you!
you made my dog run away :(
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:05, archived)

rocketree

(Agnes McShyte can't be bothered to delete all her posts, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:35, archived)

HAHAHA
i like that
( Cockweasle, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:36, archived)

Hahahahaha
lovely!
( ClanSoul thanks, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:37, archived)

haha :D

( Shada, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:37, archived)

: - )

(d d i support plant parenthood, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:38, archived)

not a hell of a lot of room left for a bandaid!
woo!
( Zank Frappa i might be a cunt but im not a fucking cunt, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:41, archived)

Hahahaha
He had no idea his garden was on top of a Doctor No base
( Jahled a cataclysm of spidery hellfuck would be a welcome, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:45, archived)

LAUNCH!
Wheeeeee!
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:09, archived)

Hey Ho !

(delboyonline Dale Winton, You're So Big!, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:26, archived)

lol
cos Richard Harris plays gayers
(BobMonkhouse is a lacist, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:51, archived)

Arf

( Flowerpot If in doubt, shop Freebase's head onto it, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:25, archived)

lolz
JK Rowling outs Dumbledore as gay
(MrPlankton, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:02, archived)