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(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:52, archived)
# arf.
you loony
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:52, archived)
# ^ This wins.

(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Oh.... dear.... god......

(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:53, archived)
# yes... my.... child...

(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:54, archived)
# How's..... you..... God.....?

(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:54, archived)
# this conversation may take a while

(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Haha!
Another vote winging its way to you.
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:53, archived)
# You can't vote twice in one day,
but thanks for the thought :)
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:54, archived)
# I haven't voted since yesterday, but I can't remember what time that was.
You'll just have to keep making quality posts.
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Strangley enough, not the first time I've heard that....
Woo!
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Really?
I made it up while standing in the shower last weekend. I think best when wet, for some reason.
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:55, archived)
# It was a different context entirely

(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Well then let me help you think better ;)

(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:14, archived)
# *scampers*

(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:21, archived)
# consider yourself spanged

(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:53, archived)
# I shall
All day people will be wondering about the thunderous SPANG that has resounded around the Guildford area.
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Arf!

(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Hahahah
YES
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:54, archived)
# I'm gonna spang you into next week

(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:54, archived)
# we're gonna need a bigger pan

(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:55, archived)
# that comic has caused me a nervous tick...
and the shame of knowing that i chuckled
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:55, archived)
# haha
on my
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:56, archived)
# hahahaha!!
ready the spang cannon!
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:57, archived)
# *paints on the target*

(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:02, archived)
# Thank you
for attaching that to my face
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:57, archived)
# *groan*

(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:01, archived)
# hahahaha!
charming
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:11, archived)
# Dr Swaffham's wife...


Previously: The camembert


(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Hahaha
*pratices in mirror*
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:55, archived)
# shes necking like a frog
woo!
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:58, archived)
# She's very good at that.
Nice " gymnastics, too. Woo
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Crikey!
That's very arousing.
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:03, archived)
[challenge entry] "This way, Mr Doherty!"


edit: Oh, and I found Joe Cocker:
www.flickr.com/photos/blayden/69496577/
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:46, archived)
# ^Wins
everything.
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:46, archived)
# you forgot to add the sweat
still, got the expression right




woo!
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:46, archived)
# haha, nice one :)
/and congrats on the 'sus-tifficate' you got.
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Ta.
x2
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:48, archived)
# I gave up myself some time ago now
it really is worth it in the long run, not so much for the health reasons, but for the fact you can still stay indoors and drink your pint.
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:50, archived)
# this is true
but it sucks when you're pissed and you want a smoke
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:54, archived)
# then never get pissed

(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:56, archived)
# but i must!
the vodka, it compels me...
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:01, archived)
# Yup.
Biggest challenge so far. One day I'll have to face it without my inhalator. Or I could simply not get that pissed in future.
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:56, archived)
# i tried that
but i had far too many aftershocks to stay sober.
inhalator? i went cold turkey!
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:00, archived)
# I tried cold turkey - twice
mind you, both times I fell over some douchebag's lawyer was involved.
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:05, archived)
# you fell over a lawyer?
that can't have been pleasant for either of you
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:11, archived)
# Superb!

(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Very nicely done!

(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:48, archived)
# arf.
i tried a shambolic baby, but it looks plain wierd.

(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:59, archived)
# I think he prefers blues

to greens
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Nuts wants my Wile E. Coyote pic . . .
Woo!! the talanted bunny!
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Really?
Already?
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Yes
*rubs hands together*
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:45, archived)
# They ask these days???

(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Indeed!
They must have someone on B3ta 24/7 checking for new awesome. I want that job!
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:48, archived)
# After some recent events, yes they do
and they also pool the b3ta pics for the genuine chance of winning a prize. they also ask for credit to be placed on page, and also credit b3ta as a whole.
Hopefully it will continue to work well for both b3ta and nuts :)
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:48, archived)
# They're still WANKERS!
/shit stirring blog
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:49, archived)
# They've just asked how i want to be credited...

(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:50, archived)
# told ya ;)
give 'em your b3ta name or name you'd like to see credited on the side of the page :)
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Good stuff, go for it :)

(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Well done, mate!
If you're reading this Mr Nuts, I'm still waiting for my ipod nano... *grr*
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:47, archived)
# sponsors prizes will take 28 days or so to arrive

(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:49, archived)
# It's like the dark ages or something

(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:53, archived)
# don't worry, it'll turn up
there have been one or two people at NUTS who have been very helpful recently in a couple of small disputes, and it looks now like they want to work with us, and if a few b3tans can get their images in print, credited, and with the genuine chance of winning a prize, then its looking good all around
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:55, archived)
# When are they going to start accommodating animations in their pages?
My still pictures are shit. Mind you, my animations aren't much better.
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:57, archived)
# This gives me pleasure...
:o)
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:44, archived)
# needs more prison bars
woo!
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:44, archived)
# I got the greeeeens in the morning
The greeeeeeeens at night!
I got de greens when everything is going right....

*hums*
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:45, archived)
# fuck,
I am psychic.
www.b3ta.com/board/8228700
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:45, archived)
# cross harp, straight harp or inverted harp.
Harp FTW!
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Got's me no carrots
or a hole to call my home.

Ol' Farmer John
Settin traps around the field.

Oh why can't I just get along in this world?
Oh why can't I just get along in this world?

Gnawing on a tree bark
Feet in a puddle.

I'm down on the farm.
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:48, archived)
# woo!
*sings in a deep blues voice*
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:48, archived)
# :D

(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:43, archived)
# My mirror is borked
This was originally meant to be a simple no reflection but I think it came out like it was a mirror image of me walking up the stairs but not being in the mirror...

(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Whatever it is, it's very effective

(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:40, archived)
# you need a new mirror
or a soul
i'm not sure which...
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:40, archived)
# both probably
and a haircut...
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Hahaha!

(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:41, archived)
# hahaha
NO LEAVE THE HAIR IT IS SEXY
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:41, archived)
# I like it too

(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Then again, ignore any comments I make about hair.
I can't really talk!
/everyone hates my hair
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:44, archived)
# I don't.
I hate mine at the moment, my fringe is growing and it's gone all Chrissie Hynde. Can't wait till April, get a trim.
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:45, archived)
# I'm cutting mine soon.
Not short, just a trim off the ends.
Tidy it up a bit etc.
I haven't cut it in two years *ducks*
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:46, archived)
# *canada geeses*

(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:48, archived)
# *unladen african swallows*?

(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Always thought Clan Soul swallows




Sorry
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Hahahah

(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:02, archived)
# what was someone doing
getting a blowjob off an unladen african?
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:50, archived)
# *teals*

(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:49, archived)
# This photo of you ha your hair lookin' all lovely
img.photobucket.com/albums/v34/bad_lady/wenchathon.jpg
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:47, archived)
# But that's Ms Wagon, n'est pas?

(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Yeah cheers, that's ChorizoWagon.
She's a bit like me in that she's female and has glasses, but is slimmer and I would wager prettier than I am by far. Hence why she looks so fit.
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Madam, you are incorrect. You are lovely.
*hugs enormously*
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Pfft, you're very biased but *hug* anyway

(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:51, archived)
# I may be biased, but I'm not wrong....
not on this matter, anyhow.
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:52, archived)
# I heartily concur
But would there be room for Chorizo in the t-shirt too?
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:52, archived)
# There's always room for her.
I wll cut off parts of me if it means I get both of you pressed up against me with no real chance of escape.

right, cigarette.
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Shopping list for bash
- HUGE t-shirt
- Fabric pens
- Scissors for widening neck hole of t-shirt
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:56, archived)
# YES!

(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:02, archived)
# Oooh, I forgot cigarette holder and top hat
Or is that for Rita only?
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:07, archived)
# you can borrow one of mine
they're feckin' huge.
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:03, archived)
# Big enough for two petite ladies and a pregnant blimp?

(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:13, archived)
# probably
one of my old ones, anyway
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:16, archived)
# its styled on yours 100% FACT*
*May not contain fact
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:43, archived)
# This.
Let it grow, get a beard and a bass guitar.
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:43, archived)
# and some sunglasses and a hat
and start a ZZ top cover band!

this is now my dream!
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:46, archived)
# AND A REAL JOB!
Hippy!
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:46, archived)
# I'm so glad it wasn't me who posted that...
;)
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Heeeeey, I'm marrying a bedreadlocked designer.

(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:50, archived)
# My condolences.
To be honest I didn't think you could even play a bed, let alone lock it.
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:52, archived)
# The things I could teach you about bed options.

(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Were you a mattress saleswoman?

(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:54, archived)
# "And did those feet in ancient times,
walk upon England's mountains green."
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Loving a prog called 'Perfect Weapon' at the moment
Dr Stuart Prior is LOVELY
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:49, archived)
# how random

(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:42, archived)
# You are vampire?


Top stuff, sir.
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Miaow!
My keyboard didn't arrive still :(
Even so, the band is kicking off: www.b3ta.com/talk/4664667
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:46, archived)
# 'Lo, dear.
Aww. :[
Ooh. Exciting! You better be playing when I'm in England this summer. I will come see a gig. ^_^
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:47, archived)
# *notes severe lack of 'and the unexpected horse' on list*

(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Tom Milsom and Lenny Kravitz but not Lenny Kravitz
is the best.
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Hmm. Could have shopped out the tripod...
Maybe more effective if you shopped out your head and left hollow clothes climbing the stairs.
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:25, archived)
# This was much fun to do while listening to War of the Worlds

Click for Bigger

(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Very nicely done!
At the weekend I'm going to do a vector and really take my time, and I'm going to do it whilst listening to a Pratchett audiobook if I can find one online.
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Sounds good to me! :)
I rushed this one, but I was trying to take my time with the one of Killerkitti standing in a tree. I rushed the trousers, though, because they were scary to vector :P
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:36, archived)
# 'ning.

(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:37, archived)
# 'Ning sir
how are you?
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:37, archived)
# I'm ok.
You?
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:41, archived)
# I am fantastic :)

(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:43, archived)
#
they were she was
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Nooo
She's lovely :)
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:38, archived)
# It was a strikethru
that I just couldn't resist.
And I *knew* you'd respond like that...
;)
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:41, archived)
# I know you did, that's why I responded like that.

(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:42, archived)
# ^ needs more unexpected response.

(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:44, archived)
# HORSES
/expected unexpected horses
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Better.
Still needs work, but better.
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:46, archived)
# I broke the zip off my wallet.
Didn't see THAT coming, did you?
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Well I think this one's really good.

(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Cheers :)
I'm happy with it.
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:41, archived)
# I might spend some time at the weekend doing another birdie
It's been AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGES
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Pied Wagtail!
*bounces about doing an impression of a tiny bird*

here you go:

www.birdlist.co.uk/images/piedwag-28-11-06.jpg


They're so cuuuuuuuute
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:38, archived)
# I LOVE those!
They're adorable and -like all teeny birdies- always look a little hand-painted
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:41, archived)
# I see them a lot and they always make me smile, bless them.
If you don't do a pied wagtail, could you do a chiffchaff? They're very cute too

www.birdlist.co.uk/images/chiffchaff-2-12-06.jpg
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Hehehe, he's all floofy!
I shall see what I can do. Maybe even do both :)
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:47, archived)
# that is absoultely fantasic!
EDIT: ULLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:35, archived)
# DUN DUN DUNNN!!!
DADADA! DADADA!

DUN DUN DUNNN!!!

DADADA! DADADA!
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:38, archived)
# The chances of anything coming from Mars
are a million to one, he said!
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:39, archived)
# He was wrong! its much much less!
Apparently a million in 1 chance-type thing happens to everyone at least once a month.

So apply these stats to the above assumption about Martians and you have chaos on your hands

CHAOS
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:43, archived)
# ^_^
My favourite track is Horsell Common and the Heat Ray.
I love the tune :)
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:38, archived)
# MY FAVORITE BIT IS THE BIT WITH TOM CRUISE IN THE BASEMETN LOL

(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:44, archived)