Whatever, I'll do what I want


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( dbroon Catenaccio ftw!, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:27, archived)

hahahaa
That's rather good
( Cockweasle :Delightfully vile, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:27, archived)

fantastic!
and the right size!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has fucked up his computer, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:28, archived)

has there been file size yikeses?

( dbroon Catenaccio ftw!, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:30, archived)

I think its 280px width
should be put to good use
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has fucked up his computer, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:31, archived)

aaah, I see :)
doubtful.
( dbroon Catenaccio ftw!, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:32, archived)

*makes very frightened noise*
That's dead good like but also aaaaaargh.
( Captain Wow oh my goodness, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:29, archived)

cheers treacleslit
I'm off for a fag, then must.do.some.work.
( dbroon Catenaccio ftw!, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:31, archived)

Best thing I've been called all day.
And bah, but understandable.
( Captain Wow oh my goodness, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:35, archived)

I'm discombobulated by this comment
Humph
You sexist pig how can you refer to a lady as "treacleslit" that's down right sexist that is. next you'll be calling me vinegar strokes.



Oh


btw how would you know?
(Vinegar strokes Life would be fine If we'd all sixty nine, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:43, archived)

I think he's gone.
To explain, my lax approach to being his owner has left him with bad behaviour. I shall thrash it out of him, one day.
( Captain Wow oh my goodness, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:45, archived)

Applies form vacant position of "Owned" by Teh Captain

(Vinegar strokes Life would be fine If we'd all sixty nine, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:47, archived)

I'll apply your vacant position in a minute
I don't know what I mean
( Mockingbird ducks go "bik" not "quack", Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:57, archived)

pffft
owner
( Aphex The Mink has finally read Watchmen, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:47, archived)

Yup. Don't let him tell you any different.

( Captain Wow oh my goodness, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:55, archived)

why not?
her slit does taste like treacle.
( dbroon Catenaccio ftw!, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:58, archived)

If that's true I'm getting ribs removed.

( Captain Wow oh my goodness, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 16:00, archived)

What's wrong with the hand to mouth technique?

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 16:01, archived)

Ask any girl if they'd rather you manually encountered them
or verbally harassed their trouser area.
( Captain Wow oh my goodness, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 16:02, archived)

I don't think your average Leeds girl would understand that.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 16:03, archived)

finger or tongue then.

( Captain Wow oh my goodness, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 16:06, archived)

They might understand that.
I find you can get good results with either, but yes, tongue is preferred.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 16:08, archived)

I can verbally harass your trouser area
"Oi! Get cher knees out for the lads! Nice pants! Look at the hips on that! If I said you had beautiful calves, would you hold it against me?"
( dbroon Catenaccio ftw!, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 16:06, archived)

Step into my office and I'll show you what I meant.
Now where did I put that pussy collar?

Never mind, if you haven't heard of one, I'm getting too overexcited, what with it being FRIDAY AFTERFUCKINGNOON.
( Captain Wow oh my goodness, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 16:08, archived)

It sounds good whatever it is.

( dbroon Catenaccio ftw!, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 16:14, archived)

Depends on whether you like the
operative word or not, really
( Captain Wow oh my goodness, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 16:15, archived)

I have
they usually move to a different seat on the bus and cry a bit.

(in real answers: Why not both?)
( Mockingbird ducks go "bik" not "quack", Fri 28 Mar 2008, 16:16, archived)

Brillyant!

(monkdagola has seen regret and wishes he hadn't, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:29, archived)

Hahah ace

( ClanSoul http://www.sambennallick.co.uk/, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:31, archived)

hahaha!!
screw you guys, i'm going home.


in half an hour...
( king b has had to have a temporary name change., Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:31, archived)

I thought you'd never offer.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:32, archived)

form an orderly line...

( king b has had to have a temporary name change., Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:33, archived)

*readies big stick with spikes*
Oh, you bloody well think so, eh?

;)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Jetzt schalten wir das Radio an..., Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:32, archived)

STOP HATING ME!!!
*sobs*


=D
( king b has had to have a temporary name change., Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:33, archived)

Ahh,
it was a psychological trick, y'see?

I didn't say I was going to use the stick on you, now did I?
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Jetzt schalten wir das Radio an..., Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:34, archived)

*pricks ears up hopefully*

( Captain Wow oh my goodness, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:35, archived)

*prick up, hopefully*

( dbroon Catenaccio ftw!, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:38, archived)

In my ear?
Hang on, why have I got a pink hat on? Why is that dog talking to me?
( Captain Wow oh my goodness, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:40, archived)

are you going to use it on my enimies?
*points to bosses office*
( king b has had to have a temporary name change., Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:36, archived)

HAHAHAA I'm already at home

( Cockweasle :Delightfully vile, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:35, archived)

gah!
well i'm off out for a meal with the wife then down to a leaving do!
( king b has had to have a temporary name change., Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:37, archived)

screw you guys, i'm going home.

EDIT: piss
( Smash Monkey lick, drink, lick, suck., Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:31, archived)

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
nah nah nah nana!
( king b has had to have a temporary name change., Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:34, archived)

*shakes fist*

( Smash Monkey lick, drink, lick, suck., Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:40, archived)

Thats nicely done.
.
( Squiggy New Web Site Online! www.pc-stuff.co.uk, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:32, archived)

haha
dear god thats ace
( Dances with Rabbits Shut the door! I'm frosting the buttery Hula-Hoop, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:33, archived)

pffffttt.....
looks like he's been cheesing!
( Zank Frappa i might be a cunt, but im not a fucking cunt!, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:33, archived)

Woo!
I found this baby with the face of an adult and a foot growing out of its back:
www.flickr.com/photos/14444841@N02/1471302783/

As the photo clearly shows... IT'S COMING RIGHT FOR US!
( Manic -| national-service.co.uk :: coming soon |-, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:35, archived)

Arrrgh!
Kill it with sticks!
( Halibut needs you to understand the importance of cake, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:40, archived)

hahaha
Ace!
(epiphany Game Over Man, Game Over!!!, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:37, archived)

can't watch the footy on saturday mate
going to morecombe to pick up my kids

sorry
( Aphex The Mink has finally read Watchmen, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:39, archived)

Ian Hislopped

( Boboi your place or mine?, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:17, archived)

he looks like a repaired burns victim.

( Mockingbird ducks go "bik" not "quack", Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:26, archived)

exxxxxcellent . . .


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - Jack Hargreaves, The Old Count...! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:27, archived)

more like ....
ian hisknoped
(maverickmonster, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 16:14, archived)

Stop-Mo!!!

(daveiscoolyeah Hate something, change something..., Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:13, archived)

Pixar have nothing on you.

( Mockingbird ducks go "bik" not "quack", Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:13, archived)

they will have when i send them the negatives

( mutster101 is horribly addicted to PackRat, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:14, archived)

which ones?
"No" "I think not" and "Holy fucking shit, no!" are all taken.
( Mockingbird ducks go "bik" not "quack", Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:16, archived)

I was gonna go with "Not on your life" and "Never in a million years"

( mutster101 is horribly addicted to PackRat, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:18, archived)

ooh, good ones
You can get a free "not on your nelly!" with every "not on your life" all this week.
( Mockingbird ducks go "bik" not "quack", Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:22, archived)

It's almost like there's somebody driving it lol

(GoldenFanjita annoying annoying people for 4 years apparently, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:14, archived)

they must be very heavy, the way the landscape wobbles as it drives along

( mutster101 is horribly addicted to PackRat, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:15, archived)

Come on mo! stop!
I like this *cleek*

but then I like stop motion :D


(discomeats Where's my fucking cement you retards?, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:14, archived)

useless cops
they've had plenty of time to catch him
( mutster101 is horribly addicted to PackRat, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:18, archived)

they don't want to panic him and cause a crash, endagering other road users
so they're running his petrol tank out.
( Mockingbird ducks go "bik" not "quack", Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:23, archived)

plus he's stolen some very rare doughnuts
and they just don't want to take the risk
(discomeats Where's my fucking cement you retards?, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:24, archived)

yay

( Mushroom, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:20, archived)

hee
my 1000 posts is the only stop motion i've done. linked cuz it's huge.
( mutster101 is horribly addicted to PackRat, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:22, archived)

aww
:D
(discomeats Where's my fucking cement you retards?, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:24, archived)

He's lovely!
:)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Jetzt schalten wir das Radio an..., Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:29, archived)

is that
a failstation?
(Kraykan, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:27, archived)

yes, it's two (or more can't remember) dvd cases next to each other
to provide an ersatz tower for the cars to drive around :)
(discomeats Where's my fucking cement you retards?, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:31, archived)

:)

( M3Essential sunshine after rain, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:39, archived)

\o/

(discomeats Where's my fucking cement you retards?, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:45, archived)

Ace!
Yeah Dave cool!
( Mstandot Now has a Wii!, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:18, archived)

he keeps checking he turned the gas off

(Ysol, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:46, archived)

for mongy

babs says howdy
(GoldenFanjita annoying annoying people for 4 years apparently, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:07, archived)

oh hai babs!

(discomeats Where's my fucking cement you retards?, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:08, archived)

Howdy Babs
nice fuckin hat - woo!
( Zank Frappa i might be a cunt, but im not a fucking cunt!, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:09, archived)

lawlypanse
HELLOGOODMORNINGEVERONE.
( Ttssattsr is missing snooker, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:09, archived)

i was about to say "where's fanj?"
then realized it was you posting it :-P
( Agent Muu feels like he's the only one saying "woo" or "yay", Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:10, archived)

oh hai!

( ClanSoul http://www.sambennallick.co.uk/, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:10, archived)

Baaaabs!

( Mstandot Now has a Wii!, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:11, archived)

Babstastic

( Wasp Box Oh London, you fucking idiots!, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:12, archived)

None of you will get this, because I am intellectually superior to you all and this isn't shonky old tat at all, oh no sir . . .



( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - Jack Hargreaves, The Old Count...! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 14:57, archived)

funny show, a larva minute
:)

and yes, it could do with more subtlty :)

hehe
(discomeats Where's my fucking cement you retards?, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 14:58, archived)

Bug-ger off!


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - Jack Hargreaves, The Old Count...! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:01, archived)

no need to fly off the handle
:)
(discomeats Where's my fucking cement you retards?, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:02, archived)

you give my the creepy crawlies

(monkdagola has seen regret and wishes he hadn't, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:02, archived)

I shall centipeadophile to your child's school
if you don't bee-have


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - Jack Hargreaves, The Old Count...! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:03, archived)

always trying to up the ant-e

( mutster101 is horribly addicted to PackRat, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:12, archived)

thats a bit
grub-by, don't you think?
( Liquid Crystal, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:24, archived)

pff
poor little buttercup ;)
( Smash Monkey lick, drink, lick, suck., Fri 28 Mar 2008, 14:59, archived)

Baby in a costume,
Yeah I get it!!

/Doesn't!!

EDIT: I think I get it now!
( Mstandot Now has a Wii!, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 14:59, archived)

that's because I'm SO cleverer than you and not that my pic is shite
in any way, shape or form . . .

the baby is in a caterpillar costume . . .


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - Jack Hargreaves, The Old Count...! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:01, archived)

Yeah,
that's what i thunk i got.
( Mstandot Now has a Wii!, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:02, archived)

pffft
took a while
but got there in the end
:)
(epiphany Game Over Man, Game Over!!!, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:00, archived)

Sprouts!

(monkdagola has seen regret and wishes he hadn't, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:00, archived)

Cabbage!

(discomeats Where's my fucking cement you retards?, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:01, archived)

CATARACTS!?


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - Jack Hargreaves, The Old Count...! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:01, archived)

Whassat? Say it in my EAR!

(monkdagola has seen regret and wishes he hadn't, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:02, archived)

EAR CATARACTS!!?


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - Jack Hargreaves, The Old Count...! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:04, archived)

madame catapillar
i've listened to the cd (once)
( Dances with Rabbits Shut the door! I'm frosting the buttery Hula-Hoop, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:04, archived)

yep

(dillbox1, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:07, archived)

done.

(monkdagola has seen regret and wishes he hadn't, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:10, archived)

crap, I cancelled it too before seeing your post.
The chap's now going to get -1 brocollis. And no broccoli.
( Mockingbird ducks go "bik" not "quack", Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:13, archived)

brocolli..?

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has fucked up his computer, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:10, archived)

EAR BROCCOLI?

( Smash Monkey lick, drink, lick, suck., Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:11, archived)

CAULIFLOWER EAR?

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has fucked up his computer, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:12, archived)

CUCUMBER BUTTPLUG?

( Smash Monkey lick, drink, lick, suck., Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:14, archived)

no thanks, i ate earlier

( mutster101 is horribly addicted to PackRat, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:15, archived)

damn
not even a radish nipple tassel?
( Smash Monkey lick, drink, lick, suck., Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:22, archived)

Cut a few notches in it first
or you'll loose it.
( Halibut needs you to understand the importance of cake, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:17, archived)

could always shove it in that spare O instead :p

( mutster101 is horribly addicted to PackRat, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:20, archived)

are you calling me a fat arse?

( Smash Monkey lick, drink, lick, suck., Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:20, archived)

Never having seen you arse
I am not in a position to comment, so no.
( Halibut needs you to understand the importance of cake, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:30, archived)

it is quite large

( Smash Monkey lick, drink, lick, suck., Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:38, archived)

Is it?
Phwoar.
*awaits milestone post*
( Halibut needs you to understand the importance of cake, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:41, archived)

STRAPON BUTTERSQUASH?

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has fucked up his computer, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:23, archived)

no, actually.
Off you fuck, there's a good chap.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Jetzt schalten wir das Radio an..., Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:15, archived)

how exactly
does one fuck off?
( Smash Monkey lick, drink, lick, suck., Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:19, archived)

Or, indeed, suck a fuck?

( Geoff the Clownfish - the one that made you laugh until you cried, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:21, archived)

i don't know
but i once had a fuck that sucked.
( Smash Monkey lick, drink, lick, suck., Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:25, archived)

me too
but in the reverse order
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has fucked up his computer, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:27, archived)

oh, i've had loads of those
*may not be entirely true*
( Smash Monkey lick, drink, lick, suck., Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:42, archived)

I saw Papa Roach when I was younger
(not on purpose, they just played a festival I was at) and the lead singer came on very obviously wasted on something. He spent about ten minutes trying to describe the difference between a "mosh pit" and a "circle pit" while the audience shouted at him to shut up and sing*. He finished with "If you still don't get it then... Y'all can eat a bowl of fuck!"

Glorious image.

*I know, I know
( Mockingbird ducks go "bik" not "quack", Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:25, archived)

cancelled.

( Cockweasle :Delightfully vile, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:27, archived)

tenuously related, I know... but I can't be bothered to make a new post...


...bored...

Let the lolslugs meme start!
( rydonabike I'm not unthinking everyone of nothing...., Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:19, archived)

i love this
it makes anne geddes bearable
( spacefish you you you you you you, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:19, archived)

One fine day I shall spang you!
*hums*
Woo, you narna.

( Flowerpot Enstooled, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:21, archived)

ta
and 'ning!


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - Jack Hargreaves, The Old Count...! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:29, archived)

yohohoho!
Braw!
( The Duke of Prunes, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 16:47, archived)

i agree


Click for bigger (76KB)
(dillbox1, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 14:44, archived)

GRAMPA MUNSTER!

( Captain Wow oh my goodness, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 14:45, archived)

The drug addicts ten commandments?

(monkdagola has seen regret and wishes he hadn't, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 14:46, archived)

oh that has just reminded me of some junkie graffiti in my locality
I wonder if it's still there

I shall find it and put a photo on here and then you can all abuse me for putting a photo on here for something so fucking crap

it'll be fun :D
(discomeats Where's my fucking cement you retards?, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 14:59, archived)

I don't doubt you.
not for a minute.
(monkdagola has seen regret and wishes he hadn't, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:01, archived)

yeah man, I'd never make something up to seem cool
:D

*cries*
(discomeats Where's my fucking cement you retards?, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:03, archived)

>_>

(monkdagola has seen regret and wishes he hadn't, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:08, archived)

it's ok tho
I have a frozen beef casserole to consume \o/

yay me!
(discomeats Where's my fucking cement you retards?, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:09, archived)

\o/

(monkdagola has seen regret and wishes he hadn't, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:10, archived)

with it, I shall also have....
instant mash!

:D

fuck yeah! I know how to party!
(discomeats Where's my fucking cement you retards?, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:13, archived)

wtf is with these dyslexic suicide notes?

( Smash Monkey lick, drink, lick, suck., Fri 28 Mar 2008, 14:46, archived)

That's nice dear

( Geoff the Clownfish - the one that made you laugh until you cried, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 14:48, archived)

*7-Up / Monitor Interaction Scenario*
:D
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Jetzt schalten wir das Radio an..., Fri 28 Mar 2008, 14:52, archived)

heheh

( Geoff the Clownfish - the one that made you laugh until you cried, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:14, archived)

colorless green ideas sleep furiously
you know?
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has fucked up his computer, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 14:52, archived)

they sleep the furious unhued empty sleep of desire for expiration
innit
(discomeats Where's my fucking cement you retards?, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 14:56, archived)

But I must explain to you
how all this mistaken idea of denouncing pleasure and praising pain was born and I will give you a complete account of the system, and expound the actual teachings of the great explorer of the truth, the master-builder of human happines
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has fucked up his computer, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:00, archived)

but the cold lingering death? it drips rancidly like soulless tears
falling to emaciated egrets who gently feed their lifeless hopes with hateful apoplexy
(discomeats Where's my fucking cement you retards?, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:05, archived)

we should put this to music
and cut our wrists

possibly in the right order
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has fucked up his computer, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:09, archived)

make a pact
to share this act
both at the same time
the result sublime

this fucking emo shite suicide poetry lark's a piece of piss, all you have to do is just constantly output words and it's all done for you, what a crock :D

yeah man, we should put this to music

we need a really really cool name for our band

and, because we are completely original we also have to call our music a type of core.

:D
(discomeats Where's my fucking cement you retards?, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:12, archived)

Crying souless agony or
Pitch tear roses
or
Colourless black rainbows
or
Death by warts
or
Monkeypoo pies
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has fucked up his computer, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:18,