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# Probably only relevant to you if you are a doctor.


Forget the subject. I am very pleased with this mixture of vectored photo and drawn bits, and it took fucking hours.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:15, archived)
# Dunno, I deal with inept doctors all fucking day.
That's a prime example though.

edit: and that was rude, 'tis a very well-done and pleasing picture, and it made me laugh.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:17, archived)
# That's ace.
You've spelled "butterley" wrong though.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:18, archived)
# well, it looks ace
i shall ignore the medical profession politics i don't understand
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:18, archived)
# I have no idea who this guy is
But it is very well done and reminds me of the song Lather by Jefferson Airplane.
So woo to you sir!
I'm off to dust down my copy of Crown of Creation. :)
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:19, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liam_Donaldson
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:20, archived)
# That's the fellow.
I fart in his general direction.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:22, archived)
# I've just spent the past hour or so reading about Hiroshima,
I came here for some light relief, so I'll leave that for another time.
Cheers anyhoo.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:22, archived)
# No idea
but superb stuff
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:21, archived)
# it could be...

but it isn't
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:05, archived)
# that's majestyk

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:07, archived)
# All the world loves aBronson....
MANDOM
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:08, archived)
# haha
Though I am a little disappointed this is not for a redundantly named condom.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:36, archived)
# I don't even know what kind of product that was advertising.

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:42, archived)
# YAY TOAP!

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Iron Maiden + Marilyn Manson =


Yeah, I mixed albums too - Manson's 'Mechanical Animals' with Maiden's 'Killers'.

sources here if you're interested.

Clickyclickybigbig.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:54, archived)
# "walking through the city, looking oh so pretty" woo

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:56, archived)
# Now that's rhyming on an INDUSTRIAL scale
Moon,
Spoon and
June may be useful sometime in the future.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:02, archived)
# although they aren't lines from an Iron Maiden song, are they

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:06, archived)
#
Another Prophet of Disaster
Who says the ship is lost in June,
Another Prophet of Disaster
Leaving you to count the cost of spoons.
Taunting us with Visions,
Afflicting us with fear,
Predicting War for millions,
In the hope that one appears on the moon.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:09, archived)
# =D Wank with your cock out

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:11, archived)
# Don't mind if I do!

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:12, archived)
# aww,
i thought the links were to mp3s that you had "mashed-up".
nice anyway though. :)
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:57, archived)
# Cor

Mechanical Animals is ashally a fantastic album.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 12:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Stiff Little Fingers + Phish = Phish Fingers


Sorry to have used SLF a lot in this challenge - please forgive......
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:41, archived)
# i have you to thank for me rediscovering stiff little fingers:
thanks
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Living Dead Junkie - Alcoholic Slag.


Click for bigger (85KB)
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:37, archived)
# martika's let herself go

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:37, archived)
# Showing your age there...
:P
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:39, archived)
# have you seen her kitchen?
i think she got it from magnet
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:40, archived)
# Did she get it in their perpetual half-price sale?
Does anyone ever buy a full-price Magnet kitchen or DFS sofa?
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:42, archived)
# i think there have been some trading standards things about MFI doing permanent sales
how fucking middle aged are we? talking about martika and fitted kitchens

*smokes pipe*
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:43, archived)
# We are a bit middle-aged
:(

What's next? House prices?
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:45, archived)
# duvet covers
don't mention duvet covers
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:46, archived)
# bin days being a disgrace?

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:46, archived)
# I tell you
one day they pick up one bin

the next they pick up the other one

surprised they didn't send out fines for people having rubbish out on the wrong day

something county hall shaped would have been on fire if that had happened, I can assure you.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:52, archived)
# david bin day?

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:52, archived)
# I wish they hadn't.
...like toy soldiers....
GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:41, archived)
# step by step? heart to heart?

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:45, archived)
# left right left
help
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:59, archived)
# martika watches from the wall, her frotting guile says it all

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:44, archived)
# STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITH
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:40, archived)
# TAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
MMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNN
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:41, archived)
# You'd better hope and pray that you make it safe back to your own world.

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:44, archived)
# i've got a massive eraser with morten harket's name on it

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:45, archived)
# Thank fuck you didn't say "rubber".

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:48, archived)
# hahahaha

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:50, archived)
# what do i pay you for?
/showing my age
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:45, archived)
# Hahahaha!
/also shows age
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:46, archived)
# hee
i wasn't sure if anyone would get the ref
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:48, archived)
# mary whitehouse experience is it?

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:50, archived)
# yessir

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:50, archived)
# MILKY MILKY
thats you that is etc.

fucking brilliant. how punt, dennis and baddiel are still going is beyond me though.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:52, archived)
# Because they were funnier than Rob Newman?
I know Newman and Baddiel were supposed to be the Lennon/McCartney of TMWE, but Punt and Dennis are actually funnier than they ever were.

/IMHO
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:55, archived)
# iyvwo

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:58, archived)
# THAT'S YOU, THAT IS.
*lols*
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:00, archived)
# did you watch 'punt and dennis' on the beeb?
it was shocking, as i remember it.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:00, archived)
# Good point.
I seem to have wiped it from my memory.

Mind you, I also fail to remember that anything that Rob Newman has done since 1994, apart form being called a cunt by Sean Hughes on channel 4.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:01, archived)
# rob newman
seems to have carved quite a mark thomas/bill hicks type comedy career since then. not all that funny, but intelligent, rambling and political. he did a thing on the history of oil that's worth a watch, and freely available on youtube and the like.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:04, archived)
# I have seen that.
I would remove "intelligent" from what you just said. Rambling, yes. Verbose, yes. Deluded, yes. Paranoid, yes. Intelligent, no fucking way.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:06, archived)
# i spose
intelligence is not getting all your information from Michael Moore books.
ill-informed but succintly delivered then.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:21, archived)
# I'll concede that.
Let's not fight anymore, it's ugly.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:23, archived)
# :)
no fighting here. i think you have just succeeded in turning me against the newman.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:28, archived)
# *does smug victory dance*

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:30, archived)
# it was abortionate
punt and dennis can fuck off

'the milky milk tour'? eat my fuck!
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:01, archived)
# They were quite funny on Jasper Carrott's TV show, pre-Whitehouse days
and they're intermittently funny on Radio 2 these days. Or at least I think they are, I hear their show approximately once every two years. Is it still going? I don't even know.

Still funnier than Baddiel and fucking Newman though.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:05, archived)
# The funniest thing I ever heard Baddiel say was "I can't get a proper hard-on" in front of his mum
and the funniest thing I ever heard Rob Newman say was written by David Baddiel.

I used to stay up to listen to The Mary Whitehouse Experience on Radio One though.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:07, archived)
# Ah, happy days, when Radio 1 had comedy on it.
The Armando Iannucci show was class. Remember when they played songs with "The ITV Chart Show" information nuggets over them? "Nine Inch Nails is actually a misnomer. There are eight of them."
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:11, archived)
# Simon Le Bon nearly died while filming this video...

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:13, archived)
# You have, by saying the Iannucci's name, reminded me of Ivor Cutler
If you haven't heard him (which I'm sure you have) then do so now.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:17, archived)
# I am 32, Scottish, and intelligent.
Of course I know of Ivor Cutler. Good call, though.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:19, archived)
# Haha!
I win by one year.
Wait, is older winning?
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:22, archived)
# Depends what side of the age gap you're on.
We're both winners.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:25, archived)
# I'm 34 in just over a fortnight
"Good morning. How are you? Shut up!"
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:28, archived)
# oh aye! Ivor Cutler is great

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:23, archived)
# But, but, but.....
The band was... Showaddywaddy.
Did you know he has to ADR that because he's usually booed off by the audience.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:05, archived)
# indeed.
the now show anybody

UTTER WANK

...and marcus brigstock is a massive fuckflap too.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:05, archived)
# He did do that Pac-man joke though
What a card.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:19, archived)
# IIIIIIIIIII'L BEEEEEEEEEEEE GOOOOOOOOOOONE
it is impossible to visualise shakespeare's sister without french and saunders involving themselves!
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:45, archived)
# I was trying to find a clip of that mary whitehouse experiece thing but there doesn't seem to be any about =(

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:54, archived)
#
STILTON!
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:23, archived)
# STILTON!

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:24, archived)
#

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:27, archived)
# Ohhhhhh no I'm huuungry.
I must go and find something to nom on soon.

Stilton, I'm sad to say, makes me want to sick.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:24, archived)
# i've just eaten a whole packet of jaffa cakes
and you've just reminded me i need to charge my phone
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:26, archived)
# Ah yes
sorry about that.


I would love jaffa cakes.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:30, archived)
# buttered?

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:38, archived)
# deep fried.

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:40, archived)
# i am in scottish.
i presumed they had already been deep-fried.
*piles on philadelphia*
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:43, archived)
# *read as paedophilia*
Actually you are Scottish, what do Brocke, Souss and Bothee mean? (phonetically written from audio) I would geuss that Souss means sauce.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:50, archived)
# !?
i need would context to translate.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:56, archived)
# "I always harboured secret cravings for Shortbread, offal and heroin. Deep fried herion if I could get it, with soss."
"coming at you, through a bothee, muttering unintelligible sexual threats."
"they found it on an old scottish wall, on the wall of a brocke actually. The brocke of Guerness, which is a real place."
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:03, archived)
# drugs lingo/scots isnae a speciality
but i reckon it's sauce (edinburgh chippy sauce- it's amazing)
a bothy = a hoose
and a dinae ken what the fuck a brocke is.

sorry i couldn't be more help. edinburgh dialect is my speciality :)
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:11, archived)
# Ah riote cheers, well the set was filmed in a comedy store in Glasgow, but he mentions he did it at the Edinburgh festival too so I presumed it was some kind of Gaelic word.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybQCNb4AuW4 - if you were wondering.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:14, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8357948
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:15, archived)
# see you in 6 minutes

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:17, archived)
#
Bothy? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bothy

Broch? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Broch

Sauce? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fish_and_chips
(see Edinburgh bit)
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:02, archived)
# aha.
broch is to be pronounced like loch. that's what confuzzled me.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:16, archived)
# Bah, see it looks like they are easy to find from those links.
But this is the man who just spent ten minutes going through various dictionary sites sure that the word descent meant a hostile or disagreeable stance, before finally I typed it wrong and it brought up dissent as one of the options.

Thanks for actually finding them though.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:18, archived)
# =)
no probs
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:19, archived)
# you are indeed wrong there cap'n
its all of the lully
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:29, archived)
# I know I'm wrong, I just can't stand it.
But I must be wrong because everyone else LOVES it.

I like brie, that's lovely. Also I like a nice medium cheddar. And ilchester with onions. *doesn't eat much cheese*
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:31, archived)
# any cheese is good and nice in my books

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:37, archived)
# It gives me tremendous heartburn :-(
I want it so baaaaadly. And I have none.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:39, archived)
# Gogonzola FTW

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:22, archived)
# BANG YOUR FUCKING CHEESE IN MY FACE

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:26, archived)
# Bacon and brie.
There is no other.
In a FUCKING baguette.


(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:26, archived)
# brie tastes like a foot's arse
so can fuck off
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:27, archived)
# You fail at cheeses.

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:28, archived)
# yeah well
your mum
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:30, archived)
# My mum's cheeses are none of your beeswax.

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:35, archived)
# i don't have any beeswax

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:37, archived)
# bacon, brie
AND cranberry
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:29, archived)
# *rolls around on back*
mmmmmm
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:31, archived)
# No.

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:35, archived)
# Breaded , deep fried brie wedges , parma ham and cranberry sauce
Oh yes
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:33, archived)
# Never tried it, but it's you.
So, yes.

I shall return.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:36, archived)
# It's the cunt!

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:57, archived)
# cheese.cheeses.cheeses.

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:27, archived)
# It's because they're the only ones who answer him.

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:28, archived)
# was he air-ukuleling in the source?

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:28, archived)
# just giving his ego its regular stroke, i think

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:30, archived)
# he is going to die at some point
so every cloud has a silver lining
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:32, archived)
# and at that point I will shout "YES!!!",
just as I did when I heard that Roy Castle had died.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:39, archived)
# hahahaha
although i liked roy

norris whirter could fuck off, but roy was a top lad
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:41, archived)
# "Can I have your urine samples now?"
Wasn't his brother shot by the IRA as well?
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:52, archived)
# I spent a good fifty minutes describing to a workmate how Norris McWhirter and his brother were fascists and how it ruined Record Breakers for me
It was forty-five minutes into my rant when he
realised that I clearly couldn't have had a clue
what a fascist was at age 8 and furthermore he
questioned my use of "The fuckin' Provos"
as an example of a band of oppressed freedom fighters.
Still, got me through a tenth of my day.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:58, archived)
# McWhirter

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:59, archived)
# yes

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:04, archived)
# Get your stilts on.

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:27, archived)
# Your own.
Personal.
Cheeses.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:28, archived)
# I hate cheese.
All varieties. Yes, this is not normal.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:28, archived)
# cheese is only acceptable when cooked
ie on pizza, on cheese-on-toast
as an addendum to this, it is also ok when grated onto cooked food

raw cheese is ming
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:29, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/8357852
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:31, archived)
# It is normal in my book!
Mozzarella is the exception because it doesn't taste of anything, and is lovely and stringy.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:30, archived)
# Question: Could you put that on a cheese pizza and have it work?
Another question: what other cheeses would it work with?
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:29, archived)
# Touche!

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:31, archived)
# hurrah

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:33, archived)
# those chips make me want chips
:D
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:37, archived)
# me too
i shall console myself with some custard creams
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:38, archived)
# I may have to console myself with pizza
and chips

and and..

and well

maybe 1 cheese biscuit :(
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:39, archived)
# i shall console you
with a Sega MegaDrive

*consoles to the head*
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 4:48, archived)
# Good god man, what if the children saw this?!
Remove yourself at once!
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:33, archived)
# CHEESE? FUCK YEAH! CHEESE!

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:36, archived)
# i'm going to eat some stale marzipan left over from christmas
because of this anim

edit: i feel a bit sick now
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:39, archived)
# \o/
I have put a 70p macaroni cheese in the oven

:D

I should probably do some bacons with it

or plonk it on a pizza but I don't thik I could stomache a whole pizza, drat for never having mini pizzas in when I need them
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:46, archived)