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(monkeybananaraffle There's a pigeon in Catalonia in control of my leg, Sat 10 May 2008, 17:53, archived)

I'm sure you have better things to do.
Don't let up keep you.
( riverghost is not in at the moment to take your call, Sat 10 May 2008, 17:58, archived)

I was relatively pleased with that discovery
But I'll take the bitter put down with good humour.
(monkeybananaraffle There's a pigeon in Catalonia in control of my leg, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:08, archived)

They don't even look similar

( riverghost is not in at the moment to take your call, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:10, archived)

(cow-appreciation-society, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:09, archived)

EMINEMANDELA anyone?

(robneymcplum, Sat 10 May 2008, 17:38, archived)

the face looks like baby mandella
:)
( epiphany Wheres my pizza you lemon bastard?, Sat 10 May 2008, 17:52, archived)

Babydella:D

( riverghost is not in at the moment to take your call, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:12, archived)

Pffft.
I always thought it would be funny if Tracey Emin married and divorced Eminem. She could call herself Tracey Emin-Eminem.
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:02, archived)

Not actually funny though is it?
?
(robneymcplum, Wed 14 May 2008, 23:46, archived)

Anyone for a Repost ?

Yes, crappunTOAP
( Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Sat 10 May 2008, 16:48, archived)

wit-wiw - now thats a spunky lookin chook!

Edit: + TOAP FTFW!
( Zank Frappa what are you on and how much did it cost?, Sat 10 May 2008, 16:52, archived)

Hahaha
My cat came in the bathroom this morning and purred around my bare legs while I was having a shit. The combination of sensations was rather lovely.
(Super Jet Shoes puts a smiley after everything to make it OK, Sat 10 May 2008, 19:20, archived)

*checks filename*
*spang*
*makes*

(cow-appreciation-society, Sat 10 May 2008, 17:08, archived)

Oww !
The Punnage !

TJ : I've been in Brugge recently.
I almost gagged on my friets when I saw a van from this company.
www.mols.be/
No-one else understood why the logo amused me.
( Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Sat 10 May 2008, 17:20, archived)

Welkom op de portaal!
*does a little lol*
(Face is chuffed with her new creation, Sat 10 May 2008, 17:24, archived)

Haha
"Graphic Designer's revenge"
(cow-appreciation-society, Sat 10 May 2008, 17:26, archived)

No Way!
Hahaha! :D
( WiL swallows, Sat 10 May 2008, 17:45, archived)

nice bmp on there too

( Paster of Muppets Join the 39,000 club!, Sat 10 May 2008, 17:49, archived)

hahahaha
YES!
( epiphany Wheres my pizza you lemon bastard?, Sat 10 May 2008, 17:53, archived)

TOAP?

click for source
(cow-appreciation-society, Sat 10 May 2008, 17:23, archived)

Wow
They put our chubby swan and peacock to shame.
(Face is chuffed with her new creation, Sat 10 May 2008, 17:26, archived)

Toapiry FTW!!!

( epiphany Wheres my pizza you lemon bastard?, Sat 10 May 2008, 17:27, archived)

*spangs*

( epiphany Wheres my pizza you lemon bastard?, Sat 10 May 2008, 17:28, archived)

Ouch !
That Hurt !

( Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Sat 10 May 2008, 17:31, archived)

haha thats an improvement
:)
( epiphany Wheres my pizza you lemon bastard?, Sat 10 May 2008, 17:49, archived)

Beatles + ELO =


CFB

previously

( WiL swallows, Sat 10 May 2008, 16:40, archived)

this is ace

( crazyjude Asked Sarah to marry me on Sunday. She Said yes!, Sat 10 May 2008, 16:43, archived)

Woo!
Needs more vocoders.
*Click*
(theSHALROTH eeepc + STEeM := Handheld Atari ST. Woo!!!, Sat 10 May 2008, 17:10, archived)

I need a vocoder

( Cockweasle IT'S A CAR WITH LEGS, Sat 10 May 2008, 17:24, archived)

^this
't'would be marvellous fun.
(Face is chuffed with her new creation, Sat 10 May 2008, 17:27, archived)

I've been playing with one of those today :?P
]
(DrZaarlon Is Ranked #1 On Google For Horse Porn., Sat 10 May 2008, 17:34, archived)

I have one
built into my MicroKorg. I love that little thing.
(theSHALROTH eeepc + STEeM := Handheld Atari ST. Woo!!!, Sat 10 May 2008, 17:46, archived)

[nice...
..the one I was using is friend's KorgR3]
(DrZaarlon Is Ranked #1 On Google For Horse Porn., Sat 10 May 2008, 18:02, archived)

I'm saving up...
...for a Korg MS-2000 (or 2000B), it's a MicroKorg on speed. The MicroKorg has been around since 2002 and it's still being made, without any changes to it (other than a limited edition with Black keys)

I also have an analogue Roland Juno 6 and a Roland MC-303 which is a bit weak, honestly, digital low-pass filters just don't work, but it's a nice little scratchpad and has a useful sequencer.
(theSHALROTH eeepc + STEeM := Handheld Atari ST. Woo!!!, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:54, archived)

Bindun!
They called it The Travelling Wilburys...
( stereoroid in mono where available, Mon 12 May 2008, 0:54, archived)

Hmm..

( bovineharvester is quite ill, Sat 10 May 2008, 16:38, archived)

arf
I like this
and clicked it so
( Duncoffin seeking legal advice from my fridge?, Sat 10 May 2008, 16:46, archived)

:)
this makes me smile
( epiphany Wheres my pizza you lemon bastard?, Sat 10 May 2008, 17:29, archived)

Hahahaha... wheeee!

(theSHALROTH eeepc + STEeM := Handheld Atari ST. Woo!!!, Sat 10 May 2008, 16:32, archived)

And not worth it's own thread, but...
...Hooray for retro computer toys!!



(Touch-screen Apple based on the Newton PDA)
(theSHALROTH eeepc + STEeM := Handheld Atari ST. Woo!!!, Sat 10 May 2008, 16:36, archived)

yay!
retro Newton was so advanced! Now they call it iPhone
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has fucked up his computer, Sat 10 May 2008, 16:39, archived)

I still use my emate ^^^
and Newton 120 fairly regularly. The Newton 2000 was the best because the CPU was fast enough to do everything the Newton promised.
(theSHALROTH eeepc + STEeM := Handheld Atari ST. Woo!!!, Sat 10 May 2008, 16:42, archived)

Well that's an improvement!
Robbie has little moobs...
( WiL swallows, Sat 10 May 2008, 16:42, archived)

(Microwave, Sat 10 May 2008, 15:42, archived)

*glees*

( mediocre this paint-by-numbers life is fucking with my head, Sat 10 May 2008, 15:43, archived)

I'll see your *Glee*
And raise you a *Woop*
(Tokyo Bought those damned magic beans on, Sat 10 May 2008, 15:51, archived)

haha
*click* for silly
(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Sat 10 May 2008, 15:43, archived)

the cheating bastard. Woo
I am going around to his house to punch him in his man cunt
( Earl Otterby is back to normal, Sat 10 May 2008, 15:43, archived)

Go Go Gadget rapemobile

( Earl Otterby is back to normal, Sat 10 May 2008, 15:45, archived)

I didn't know you could actually connect to the internets with aol
I thought they just sent you a picture of a different website every week for you to put on your monitor screen and pretend to be on nets
( Earl Otterby is back to normal, Sat 10 May 2008, 15:48, archived)

pfffttt....
to all 3 of these comments!
( Zank Frappa what are you on and how much did it cost?, Sat 10 May 2008, 16:04, archived)

Saves screen space
means less post being sent out by aol
( Earl Otterby is back to normal, Sat 10 May 2008, 16:11, archived)

4!
:)
( Zank Frappa what are you on and how much did it cost?, Sat 10 May 2008, 16:30, archived)

Haha!
Lovely!
(cow-appreciation-society, Sat 10 May 2008, 15:44, archived)

:D

( Shada >MOOGLE RUSH, Sat 10 May 2008, 15:44, archived)

Haha, lovely.
Woo
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 10 May 2008, 15:44, archived)

hahaha
he looks so happy :)
( epiphany Wheres my pizza you lemon bastard?, Sat 10 May 2008, 15:45, archived)

Have a woo
and a *click*
( Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 10 May 2008, 15:46, archived)

brilliant!
*click*
( Zank Frappa what are you on and how much did it cost?, Sat 10 May 2008, 15:53, archived)

Hahaha.
Very good.
( We are the lemon I wrote a swear on it and now its all ruined, Sat 10 May 2008, 16:10, archived)

3rd shouldn't be so sad
unless of course there were only 3 contestants

then he sucks

HAHA 3RDY!! YOU SUCK!!

:D
(discomeats I'm sorry Timmy, it's cement., Sat 10 May 2008, 16:20, archived)

Woo!
But I bet he steroided himself up to make himself flat!
( Mstandot BEARDLESS!!!!!!!!!!, Sat 10 May 2008, 16:28, archived)

Hehehe!

( Kamikaze Stoat, Sat 10 May 2008, 16:33, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA FUCK YES!

( Cockweasle IT'S A CAR WITH LEGS, Sat 10 May 2008, 16:36, archived)

Silly!
*cleek*
( WiL swallows, Sat 10 May 2008, 17:11, archived)

i clicked ' i like this '
but i'm afraid it was in vain.

b3ta should have an automatic scaling function so funny pictures like this can also go to the front page.
(hardoff, Sat 10 May 2008, 17:29, archived)

They pretty much always go to Popular tho...
is something.
( WiL swallows, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:24, archived)

hee hee!
lovely
( urbane legend has known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:26, archived)

haha!
Woo!
( Grampa, Sun 11 May 2008, 3:29, archived)

[Previously]


(cow-appreciation-society, Sat 10 May 2008, 15:00, archived)

most satisfactory indeed :D

( Shada >MOOGLE RUSH, Sat 10 May 2008, 15:01, archived)

Ta!

(cow-appreciation-society, Sat 10 May 2008, 15:14, archived)

second last frame is his sex face

( Gilgamesh the mild mannered janitor, Sat 10 May 2008, 15:05, archived)

i think my bert is a tad too inerted!

(or introverted - its one or the other - anyway it doesnt really matter.....)
( Zank Frappa what are you on and how much did it cost?, Sat 10 May 2008, 15:07, archived)

Baldness scares him
Also: Red-eye tool! Duh!
(cow-appreciation-society, Sat 10 May 2008, 15:16, archived)

helter skelter baby!
\m/
( Zank Frappa what are you on and how much did it cost?, Sat 10 May 2008, 15:39, archived)

well
it made me cum
( Earl Otterby is back to normal, Sat 10 May 2008, 15:14, archived)

Yahaha

(Bela Lugosi's Dad best before, Sat 10 May 2008, 15:22, archived)

why am I looking at a picture of your dog?

( Haku *** Julie Moult is an idiot ***, Sat 10 May 2008, 15:23, archived)

Hard to say
Why not instead try viewing the message board to which you are replying?
(cow-appreciation-society, Sat 10 May 2008, 15:27, archived)

I was wanting to do something like this
but yours are better than what I had in mind, so fuck the whole thing

:D
(discomeats I'm sorry Timmy, it's cement., Sat 10 May 2008, 16:19, archived)

Why
Does he look like he's trying desperately not to smirk, but only in the last two frames?
(orukusaki http://www.death-to-mediocrity.co.uk, Sat 10 May 2008, 16:43, archived)

It should look like this!

(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Sat 10 May 2008, 17:47, archived)

Crappy headswap tiem?

( chunderbunny, Sat 10 May 2008, 14:52, archived)

Tortoise

( Earl Otterby is back to normal, Sat 10 May 2008, 14:55, archived)

Oh, I hope so.

( The Hedgehog From Hell "medal" is not a verb, Sat 10 May 2008, 14:56, archived)

pffft

( Earl Otterby is back to normal, Sat 10 May 2008, 14:57, archived)

Me too.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 10 May 2008, 14:57, archived)

haha that is so odd
:D
(discomeats I'm sorry Timmy, it's cement., Sat 10 May 2008, 16:20, archived)

E.T. You're So Big !

( The Hedgehog From Hell "medal" is not a verb, Sat 10 May 2008, 14:57, archived)

Hahaha!

( mediocre this paint-by-numbers life is fucking with my head, Sat 10 May 2008, 14:58, archived)

This messes with my head

Just think of the consequences: are we have 'All hail E.T.' or 'Vigo phone home' movies now?
( mediocre this paint-by-numbers life is fucking with my head, Sat 10 May 2008, 14:58, archived)

I think it's bedtiem
have my last woo for this evening.
(k3b/-\b TILT!! TILT!! TILT!! TILT!! TILT!! TILT!!, Sat 10 May 2008, 15:00, archived)

that film would've been so much better if ET looked like either of those.
but which is better? HUMAN-FACED TORSO ALIEN or STYLISH HUMANOID ET-FACE?
( Shada >MOOGLE RUSH, Sat 10 May 2008, 15:03, archived)

STYLISH HUMANOID ET-FACE
BECAUSE THEN I COULD HAVE A FRIEND
( We are the lemon I wrote a swear on it and now its all ruined, Sat 10 May 2008, 15:06, archived)

There's only one way to find out!

( WiL swallows, Sat 10 May 2008, 15:39, archived)

Nice one.
TJ: Can anyone tell me what the fuck is happening to my COD4? Linky
No mods installed, graphics card at 42c (38c when not gaming) low fps,
will blank out screen then fill with odd 3d scribbles then crash if running game for more than a few seconds. :(

Also happens in other games but I cant get screenshots before my computer freezes.
( We are the lemon I wrote a swear on it and now its all ruined, Sat 10 May 2008, 15:05, archived)

Did you feed your computer LSD?

Nice effects though. I bet certain people over here could collect quite a few woos for posting filtad stuff like that.
( mediocre this paint-by-numbers life is fucking with my head, Sat 10 May 2008, 15:09, archived)

Yes it is very pretty,
but it will also stretch textures all over the place, flicker about and generally make games unplayable.
( We are the lemon I wrote a swear on it and now its all ruined, Sat 10 May 2008, 15:12, archived)

actually, I wonder if it's driver stupidity aswell
I do recall that for a few versions the graphics on an old 440mx the graphics were fucked up all over the place
(discomeats I'm sorry Timmy, it's cement., Sat 10 May 2008, 16:31, archived)

update your graphics card drivers.
or, if you're at the latest, downgrade them.

edit: what is your graphics card?
( Shada >MOOGLE RUSH, Sat 10 May 2008, 15:11, archived)

Nvidia 7900 gt
I got the latest drivers after it first started about a month ago.
When these failed to fix it I downgraded and upgraded
to several different versions without success :(
It is gradually getting worst too.

I suspect the card is dying but I cant think of a viable reason for it to.
Annoyingly it is now out of warranty.
( We are the lemon I wrote a swear on it and now its all ruined, Sat 10 May 2008, 15:15, archived)

It seems to be a common problem with 7900 cards.
Nvidia have not released a fix or even appear to have acknowledged it :(

Probably because if the cards are faulty it would mean a massive recall and refunds for all.
( We are the lemon I wrote a swear on it and now its all ruined, Sat 10 May 2008, 15:18, archived)

My (6600GT) graphicss card went spazzy when playing fast games
due to its cooling fan failed


but it was ok the rest of the time
(CanonCaliber I'll laugh if you laugh, Sat 10 May 2008, 15:22, archived)

if I remember rightly, the 7900 cards die quite easily.
Time for an upgrade for you, it seems :3
( Shada >MOOGLE RUSH, Sat 10 May 2008, 15:23, archived)

:( But I have no monies

( We are the lemon I wrote a swear on it and now its all ruined, Sat 10 May 2008, 15:28, archived)

More spazzings.
Damn you Nvidia
( We are the lemon I wrote a swear on it and now its all ruined, Sat 10 May 2008, 15:31, archived)

Actually there are some shit hot deals on 8800 gts
going around the webernets.

*ponders*
( We are the lemon I wrote a swear on it and now its all ruined, Sat 10 May 2008, 16:12, archived)

^^^ there seems to be some issue with 7900's
in that some folk complain of them shitting themselves

fan failures notwithstanding there seems to be some issue that'll never be fixed with them
(discomeats I'm sorry Timmy, it's cement., Sat 10 May 2008, 16:30, archived)

Does it do that with all the games or just that one?

( mediocre this paint-by-numbers life is fucking with my head, Sat 10 May 2008, 15:21, archived)

The more graphically intensive the game,
the more it happens.

Oblivion: TES is probably the worst for it.

Half-Life 2 sometimes does it too.
( We are the lemon I wrote a swear on it and now its all ruined, Sat 10 May 2008, 15:28, archived)

I used to get a similar thing on CSS with a radeon Graphics card
I upgraded drivers
( Cockweasle IT'S A CAR WITH LEGS, Sat 10 May 2008, 15:13, archived)

See reply to Shada ^^^

( We are the lemon I wrote a swear on it and now its all ruined, Sat 10 May 2008, 15:16, archived)

uninstall the 60's hippy patch!

( Zank Frappa what are you on and how much did it cost?, Sat 10 May 2008, 15:40, archived)

:(
But its my faaaaavourite.
( We are the lemon I wrote a swear on it and now its all ruined, Sat 10 May 2008, 16:11, archived)

i am very jealous of your (multicoloured) ping times
hope you get it sorted cause its a bloody ripper game!

:)
( Zank Frappa what are you on and how much did it cost?, Sat 10 May 2008, 16:32, archived)

Leave it as it is,
that's chuffing awesome.
( Kamikaze Stoat, Sat 10 May 2008, 17:52, archived)

Yeah, its pretty cool
apart from the whole 3fps and crashing within minutes of playing thing :P
( We are the lemon I wrote a swear on it and now its all ruined, Sat 10 May 2008, 17:56, archived)

ahah
That's the baddie from Ghostbusters II in the painting, I thought it was familiar.
(Tharg, Sat 10 May 2008, 16:23, archived)

HEY HANDSOME

( mr spoons, Sat 10 May 2008, 14:33, archived)

would

( GrandmaOfShoes Farewell poor Malt Loaf, I knew him well., Sat 10 May 2008, 14:34, archived)

Oh YES!
This is a wonder to behold.
( Captain Wow feed your head, Sat 10 May 2008, 14:34, archived)

HOT.

( Shada >MOOGLE RUSH, Sat 10 May 2008, 14:34, archived)

why hello there

(k3b/-\b TILT!! TILT!! TILT!! TILT!! TILT!! TILT!!, Sat 10 May 2008, 14:34, archived)

S&M Prostitute Pandas!!
I'll take two! Woo! ;)
( WiL swallows, Sat 10 May 2008, 14:34, archived)

*rubs thighs*
Phwoar!!!
( ClanSoul .com/, Sat 10 May 2008, 14:35, archived)

cor!
:)
( Rev. Jesse. http://b3tabookofthedead.blogspot.com/, Sat 10 May 2008, 14:36, archived)

suddenly the patchy memories of last night make a lot more sense

( mutster101 fait des gestes compliquees avec ses mains, Sat 10 May 2008, 14:36, archived)

Hahaahaa!

( WiL swallows, Sat 10 May 2008, 14:38, archived)

I think I would if she had a shave.
Woo
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 10 May 2008, 14:40, archived)

Hahaha!
Wait a minute, is he about to smoke that through his right nostril?
( The Hedgehog From Hell "medal" is not a verb, Sat 10 May 2008, 14:43, archived)

i've always wanted one of those smoking sticks
also, woo!
(Gramar Natzi took a dump on mars, Sat 10 May 2008, 14:43, archived)

Lovely eyes!
Where did you get those?
( My Future Self is over 40 megafonzies, Sat 10 May 2008, 14:45, archived)

You're SUPPOSED to say "Jeepers creepers, where d'you get those peepers".

( The Hedgehog From Hell "medal" is not a verb, Sat 10 May 2008, 14:46, archived)

google. "sexy eyes"
first one on the the first page.

now im off to a bbq. cheerio.
( mr spoons, Sat 10 May 2008, 14:48, archived)

Phwoooarrrr!
Would indeed :D
( chunderbunny, Sat 10 May 2008, 14:52, archived)

HELLO!

( mediocre this paint-by-numbers life is fucking with my head, Sat 10 May 2008, 14:57, archived)

THOOPER!
:)
( Zank Frappa what are you on and how much did it cost?, Sat 10 May 2008, 14:59, archived)

A whole new meaning to cock eyed!

( WiL swallows, Sat 10 May 2008, 15:40, archived)

it's a trap!

CFB
( Damocles wants to poke you with his big sword, Sat 10 May 2008, 15:03, archived)

out of practice with maniping

( Rev. Jesse. http://b3tabookofthedead.blogspot.com/, Sat 10 May 2008, 14:20, archived)

Nicely done, sir!
*clicks*
I've lost count of how many "I like this!"s I've given out today.
( ClanSoul .com/, Sat 10 May 2008, 14:21, archived)

thank you sir!!
:)
( Rev. Jesse. http://b3tabookofthedead.blogspot.com/, Sat 10 May 2008, 14:22, archived)

you only get a bucket full of clicks in a life time
so be careful
( Earl Otterby is back to normal, Sat 10 May 2008, 14:22, archived)

i've still got to collect mine
damn that 5 mile hike to the click well!!
( Rev. Jesse. http://b3tabookofthedead.blogspot.com/, Sat 10 May 2008, 14:24, archived)

For just £2 a month, Rev. Jesse could have a click well built closer to his home.

( ClanSoul .com/, Sat 10 May 2008, 14:27, archived)

please give
**sticks up pic of starving child** :D
( Rev. Jesse. http://b3tabookofthedead.blogspot.com/, Sat 10 May 2008, 14:28, archived)

*changes channel*

( ClanSoul .com/, Sat 10 May 2008, 14:30, archived)

this child hasn't been able to like anything all year.
You can help him.
( The Hedgehog From Hell "medal" is not a verb, Sat 10 May 2008, 14:30, archived)

*lols*

( ClanSoul .com/, Sat 10 May 2008, 14:33, archived)

my mum always said
clicking begins at home......
(hang on . . . that may have been charity - arghfuckit - it starts with C)
( Zank Frappa what are you on and how much did it cost?, Sat 10 May 2008, 14:58, archived)

you're going to bring down the value of an individual "I like this!"
you're driving people out of business. you're ruining the economy.
( Shada >MOOGLE RUSH, Sat 10 May 2008, 14:24, archived)

That or I'm clicking lots of good things to ensure the silly stuff is pushed off my RSS feed.
That way I won't look like such a weirdo if anyone clicks onto it from outside b3ta.
My links page is frequented by the likes of classmates and my dad.
( ClanSoul .com/, Sat 10 May 2008, 14:27, archived)