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[challenge entry] Dante's Mousetrap
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:27, archived)
# Yay!
Wolfensteintastic
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:28, archived)
# WOO YAY!...
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:29, archived)
# your stuff is so devinely mental
well done.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:32, archived)
# thanks....i also have giant cats for sale...
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:35, archived)
# hahaha surprise snarl
*clcks*
unexpected moggy
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:22, archived)
# super stuff
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:36, archived)
#
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:30, archived)
# I love that :D
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:40, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:00, archived)
# argh.
*becomes caught*
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:30, archived)
# WOO!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:31, archived)
# Hehe.
Most cruel.

(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:32, archived)
# woo!
and, furthermore, yay!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:32, archived)
# awesome :D
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:36, archived)
# Woo yay!
Needs more sinister twins though
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:49, archived)
# round round round she goes where she stops nobody nose!
(i did think it was a fly for a bit....)
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:58, archived)
# this is very hypnotic
mmmmmm
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:01, archived)
# nice!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:22, archived)
# this is excellently done
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:47, archived)
#
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:26, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:27, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Edit: pissage!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:27, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:28, archived)
# pffft
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:28, archived)
# You spelled hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha wrong.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:28, archived)
# I am a thicky
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Ha.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:31, archived)
# you hurt me through laughter
this is most woosome
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:28, archived)
# hehehehehe!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:28, archived)
# yay!
I love this nonsense
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Haha, fantastic.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:29, archived)
# what a shiney forehead
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:34, archived)
# Thank you.
I pride myself on the shinyness of my forehead.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:35, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:29, archived)
# ha. there's a lot of it about, you know
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:29, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:31, archived)
# Queenilla!
GET them, Queenie!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:07, archived)
# leave me alone!...
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:30, archived)
# heh.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:31, archived)
# HA!!!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:32, archived)
# hahahahaha
ROOTZ!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:34, archived)
# arf!
;)
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Haha shitting hell
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:44, archived)
# ahah
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:22, archived)
# 'soak it up with biscuits' plan hailed a success for gustav
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:18, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:19, archived)
# *holds head in hands and weeps slightly*
:)
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:19, archived)
# mind you don't get any of that in your hair
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:20, archived)
# ah, the intended effect
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:21, archived)
# Haha nicely!
:D

Help me: I have unzipped a new font and copied it into my 'Fonts' folder,
but i can't find the font in the folder once i've copied it,
and it doesn't appear on photoshop, anyone know what i'm doing wrong?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:22, archived)
# don't forget to install the font :)
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:23, archived)
# how do i do this?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:25, archived)
# is it in the folder?
if so right mouse button or double click (i forget)
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:25, archived)
# It's not in the fonts folder
no matter how many times i copy it :/
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:27, archived)
#
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:28, archived)
# right-click on unzipped file
should say "install font" or something
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:25, archived)
# i just drag and drop
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:28, archived)
# only has
delete cut copy and properties
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:28, archived)
# is there a sub folder?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:25, archived)
# in the zip?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:26, archived)
# extract it to desktop
then drag to font folder
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:27, archived)
# Says it's in there
when i copy it again, it says blahblah.ttf already exists etc

but i still can't find it.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:31, archived)
# are you displaying hidden files?
try www.b3ta.com/board/8703394 (without switching on/off again)
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:32, archived)
# it might be for a mac
??
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:24, archived)
# it's a windows true type.
thanks though :)
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:24, archived)
# was photoshop running when you put the font in?
and is still running?

if so, close photoshop, and restart it

if not, I got no idea
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:02, archived)
# ha ha ha @ your sig
"Do you own a knife? HA HA HA now all the girls think your GAY!"
ha ha ha
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:30, archived)
# do you own a computer
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:24, archived)
# have you tried turning the lights on and off again?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:25, archived)
# is the mousepad installed?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:27, archived)
# is it made of cheese?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Did you remember to initialise the flux capacitors?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:24, archived)
# sounds like you did it right to me
have you tried doing it again just to see if it says it's already there

edit/ i've often found that the fonts are not called what the zip file says they are, bastards
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:24, archived)
# yes, and it just says it's copied again.
no change from the first time.

:/
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:25, archived)
# Have you tried
turning it off and on again?

Or just go to "Fonts" in control panel, install new font.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:26, archived)
# that has worked, thankyou :)
SILLY ME AND MY UNKNOLEDGEABLE SELF.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:34, archived)
# all hail king Tribs!
winner of the internets!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:40, archived)
# when I extract a
new font to my /fonts folder, it wont initially appear in 'shop or illustrator (which I will no doubt have open already waiting to use the font), however if I go to my font folder and press refresh it becomes usable.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:51, archived)
# Woo!.....but....
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:25, archived)
# (maybe i'm having a dull moment but)
biscuitsigns?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Hah!
im a filthy fucking foreigner and i fucking know what the fucking fuck he is fucking on about!
+ i should not drink before midfuckingday!
++ its sweary Tuesday in fucking austfuckingralia!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:45, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:27, archived)
# Where would we find a cup big enough to dunk that in?
Is anyone else having similar ponderings?

Damn now i want a biccy.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:28, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lake_Pontchartrain
put a few thousand teabags in its warmish water
let the storm stir it around. job done

might be a bit salty though
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:34, archived)
# Bourbons are...
DELICIOUS!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:29, archived)
[challenge entry] My hope is that we will create GM mice that can catch themselves thus negating the need for traps altogether


They may have trouble keeping the cheese balanced though.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:05, archived)
# this is good
click
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:07, archived)
# Can't they just GM them to auto-balance the cheese?
You know, with SCIENCE™
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:07, archived)
# or just gm them to die of natural causes
it's gotta be a lot less mucking about
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:09, archived)
# I don't think SCIENCE™ has yet come that far
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:15, archived)
# clearly science really isn't all it's cranked up to be
i've never trusted science anyway
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:17, archived)
# HEATHEN!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:36, archived)
# how did they attach the spring to mouse tissue?...
...i expect this to cause problems within the mousal community.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:10, archived)
# science?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:17, archived)
# Good idea
You could also make mice out of cheese so that they eat themselves/eachother.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:11, archived)
# I want a mouse made of cheese
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:13, archived)
# I want cheese made out of mouse!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:16, archived)
# now that i can do!
*gets the will it blend blender out*
one lump or two?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:19, archived)
# Genious.


(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:14, archived)
# Despite this being nicely done, I feel this idea is inherently flawed.
It would only trap mice on the back of other mice, and the entire mouse population would be destroyed, thus ruining fun for cats and hawks. The spring may also rip apart the flesh on the back of the mouse.

3/10. Needs more Buffy

See me.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:16, archived)
# voles are the answer
my cat only ever caught voles and frogs
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:19, archived)
# Cats and hawks could start chasing each other to relieve the boredom
"the entire mouse population would be destroyed"

Therefore job done.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:21, archived)
# approval is granted
for this experiment
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:23, archived)
# *puts buttered toast on the underbelly*
a UFO!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:27, archived)
# *puts buttered toast on own underbelly*
mmm... toast
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:31, archived)
# *looks at empty plate*
THAT WAS MY TOAST!
*throws the internet at you*
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:36, archived)
# Might make sex a bit risky

(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:32, archived)
# i need to work on my handwriting.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:00, archived)
# it's fun to pretend :(
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:02, archived)
# I like this a lot.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:02, archived)
# The requested URL /gas/ was not found on this server
:(
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:06, archived)
# this ticks my boxes
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:15, archived)
# manganese
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:02, archived)
# They mayo-r not be
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:02, archived)
#
SALAD CREAM.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:03, archived)
#
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:03, archived)
# That pic and your username...


(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:03, archived)
# kekekekekekeke!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:04, archived)
# *hands Stan a tissue*
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:04, archived)
# Wot?
Does autofellatio make one gay? What an interesting question you raise. What makes it straight if by hand? Is a jerk in the hand worth two squirts in the mouth?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:15, archived)
# I was thinking Homo milk....spunk....
and your username saying fellatio....blowjob.

That is all.
Not saying anyone is gay.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:19, archived)
# and i am not saying gays can be milked.
or even have udders. that's preposterous.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:23, archived)
# does that say crapocrunch?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:04, archived)
# no
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:08, archived)
# what does it say?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:08, archived)
# Crispy Crunch?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:09, archived)
# in a bottle?
that is madness!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:11, archived)
# it's not madness
it's canada
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:15, archived)
# That bad one from Akira?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:16, archived)
# no that's
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:20, archived)
# thats a kick ass telescope you have there
*peeeeeow* ow
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:24, archived)
# ha!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:03, archived)
# i challenge you to a bad writing off



your pic is epic woo also
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:04, archived)
# i'm going to find some website with free ttf's on it.
because my writing is too bad.

Also - your writing is also quite bad :(
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:08, archived)
# WE CAN ALL JOIN THE SHITTY HANDWRITING CLUB
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:13, archived)
# what a cork robin?
well batman...
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:14, archived)
# Salad cream FTW!



(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:04, archived)
# That's enough of you're sauce!
Yays. I'm watching Still Crazy. My all time favorite flim!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:05, archived)
# i love that movie so much
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:10, archived)
# You're ketchup is covered in white mould
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:07, archived)
# Hahahahahahah!!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:07, archived)
# hahahaha!
i probably shouldn't find this as funny as i do, but i do, so there it is
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:08, archived)
# clicked
i likes this.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:19, archived)
# It's better than my handwriting.


ALSO: What is salad cream?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:22, archived)
# imagine mayonaise that has been left in the sun
or use the googles...
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:32, archived)
# This is a picture i took of a nestle board meeting
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:50, archived)
# Possibly could do with more fisting
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:51, archived)
# I think you need a new camera.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:52, archived)
# yeah i know
the focus is well off
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:54, archived)
# BORED MEETING
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA!!!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:52, archived)
# Nestles?
Why are they not scoffing all the chocolate.
I would.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:53, archived)
# NESTLES....
....NOT..NES-LAY....


Bloody Europeans!!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:54, archived)
# *nestles*
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:55, archived)
# Exactly.
Their logo is birds in a nest nestling.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:56, archived)
# on hand grenades
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:58, archived)
# i thought it was an exploding arm with worms coming out
makes mroe sense now you mention that...
(see bigmouth.co.za/our-clients/our-clients/logos/nestle-logo.jpg
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:00, archived)
# ^very much this
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:59, archived)
# i say 'ness-lay'
but only because it's correct

i still call starburst 'opal fruits' if that helps
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:02, archived)
# Don't forget marathon!!


(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:05, archived)
# it was nessalls milky bars when i was a kid and that's the way it stayed
and i didn't know opal fruits had changed their name, i don't buy many sweeties these days, the judge told me it was a breach of my bail conditions.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:06, archived)
# I am giong to eat some revels in a bit.


(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:07, archived)
# Find someone with a nut allergy
and play Russian roulette.

/joke archaeology
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:29, archived)
# either im some kind of giant
OR CHOCOLATE IS SHRINKING!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:09, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Nintendo Entertainment System - Llama Anal Yo-yo
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:55, archived)
# and?
am i supposed to give a fuck
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:54, archived)
# they have 3 legs dead habies?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:55, archived)
# thats not a leg
it is their big hard cocks
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:56, archived)
# i included that....
they still have 3 legs...
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:56, archived)
# as big as a leg
yummy
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:57, archived)
# what is?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:59, archived)
# their cocks
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:01, archived)
# isnt that normal?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:03, archived)
# yes
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:04, archived)
# well thats okay then
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:11, archived)
[challenge entry] filthy filthy repost!! but it is for the compo :D
Top up the tea gets hungry
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:46, archived)
# her head needs to fall off
woo sir
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:47, archived)
# ahahah
but i dont do animations (as i'm shite!)
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:47, archived)
# i'm shite at animationings to
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:48, archived)
# i'm terrible
plus i dont really get it! :D
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:50, archived)
# i just get bored doing it
and then i just fill the screen with swear words and cdcs
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:52, archived)
# :D
top awesome
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:47, archived)
# :)
yay!

also i agree with your sig!! great song too!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:48, archived)
# reminds me of V
nice :)
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:47, archived)
# i've
heard of it - but never seen it! :D
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:49, archived)
#
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:54, archived)
# i have no idea what thats about
but now i want a burger :(
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:56, archived)
#
V

mmmmmm burger
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:00, archived)
# words words words = headache
what?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:02, archived)
#
reptilian aliens
end of word
eat rats
1983
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:04, archived)
# i was 2
that'll explain why i do not remember
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:06, archived)
# heheh
thats ace!! :D
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:00, archived)
# 1983 special effects at their best
also an image from TV i haven't forgotten to this day

surprised i found the clip too - you try searching on youtube for "V" :)
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:03, archived)
# 'tdoes!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:50, archived)
# This is a very sexy image.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:48, archived)
# hehehe
:)
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:50, archived)
# i'll bet...
...she didn't even eat that.................................... did she?!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:49, archived)
# she was eating grapes
but i changed it to a rat :D
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:50, archived)
# ahhhh...that makes sense...
(oh shit...i did an animation and fucked it up....oh well)
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:05, archived)
# Hehe.
She looks like a boy there!

(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:50, archived)
# sexy boyz!
:)
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:51, archived)
# What has happened to TUTT?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:55, archived)
#
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:57, archived)
# Oh god she's joined the dark side!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:02, archived)
# not seen her on here in ages
but she's on flickr :D
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:58, archived)
# Probably grown up.
When you're old, like us,we go back to acting childish on here.
When you're young, like Tutt, you grow out of being childish.

Carowallis to prove the point.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:59, archived)
# what happened to her??
she was funny :D
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:00, archived)
# she's on the talk board
shunning us!*

*may not be shunning us
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:03, archived)
# Caro?
Just grew out of b3ta humour.
She was all of the ace.


Say Hi Caro , if your lurking...
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:03, archived)
# I vaguely remember her from ages ago.
She did photoshops with fruit if I am remembering correctly?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:05, archived)
# Aye.
Talking fruit.
basically TOAPs when 'TOAP'ing was cool.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:10, archived)
# also on flickr
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:03, archived)
# She's rather ace with a camera.


(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:11, archived)
# Shit.
Should I log off and have some brandy and a cigar instead?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:01, archived)
# yes...up the WRONG'UN
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:04, archived)
# Before or after I light it?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:05, archived)
# Old like you , you mean!
I have always been childish!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:03, archived)
# nom nom nom!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:57, archived)
# :D
hehe:D
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:02, archived)
# removed through my own disgust
Apologies all
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:45, archived)
# Skeletor???
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:46, archived)
# No, no, no.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:47, archived)
# i tried to go to rehab but they said
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:49, archived)
# for fucks sake really?
you fucking retard
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:47, archived)
# Gross.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:47, archived)
# is that because the source pic is so funny?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:47, archived)
# No no no no no
not that pic.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:51, archived)
# I know there is borderline stuff that appaers on b3ta from time to time (!), but I really REALLY dislike this grotesque picture.....
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:53, archived)
# isn't this
one of the ones banned in the FAQ?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:55, archived)
# Oh christ is it? Are you allowed to delete threads?
Apologies for offence caused
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:56, archived)
# kids on fire tend to be a big fucking no-no
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:57, archived)
# Monks and war veterans are fucking hilarious though.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:58, archived)
# use the edit button and remvoe <img src=" and ">
:)
edit : now you've completely removed it... now no one can look at it and judge you as those who saw
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:58, archived)
# no it isn't
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:07, archived)
# *runs after google bomb bandwagon, hot-heeled by fisting 4 jesus bandwagon*
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:40, archived)
# A google bomb, how original.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:41, archived)
# Anyone done a cillint bang julie moult image yet?
BANG and the google is gone!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:41, archived)
# ask jeeves
what a pile of shite that site is

nice t.v.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:41, archived)
# I didn't think it was a bandwagon

or was it?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:43, archived)
# No
It's just about julie moult, that waste of space idiot who is masquerading herself as a serious journalist.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:46, archived)
# Oh, I was aware of that one
just not the google bomb one :)
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:48, archived)
# but all this bitching about her helps no-one
if people want to be "subversive" email these pictures to her not waste our space
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:49, archived)
# I'm pretty confident b3ta won't run out of space
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:50, archived)
# you know what i mean :)
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:52, archived)
# look! its got a julie moult sig and a google bombwagon joke
how funny
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:44, archived)
# Maybe you should put a donk on it.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:45, archived)
# donk makes me happy
i like silly bandwagons
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:47, archived)
# WELL YOU'D BETTER
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:49, archived)
# hoopleh!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:53, archived)
# bit more cheerful now
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:56, archived)
# aaaaagh
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:56, archived)
# ...hey Harry...............................................dodge this!...
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:34, archived)
# that look so wrong
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:35, archived)
# Yeah, lousy colour matching innit
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:38, archived)
# indeed
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:39, archived)
# Pfft.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:55, archived)
# you love it...
...:D
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:38, archived)
# if "it" is ice cream
then yes i love ice cream :)
if you mean the clown "it" then yeah it was good film :D
p.s. she has an ugly head
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:39, archived)
# wrong
my eyes are burning!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:36, archived)
# so wrong...
the skin shades are well off
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:36, archived)
# ...you love it...
...:D
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:38, archived)
# Shiiit.
That's one of the ones from when she was about 11.
D:
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:36, archived)
# so is this still legal?
i don't get how the new law works
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:37, archived)
# That hasn't actually made law yet has it?
In other news, get the cheese to sickbay!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:41, archived)
# Haha,
I have Voyager on too. How can a starship be affected by cheeeese!?!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:43, archived)
# Virulant ALIEN CHEESE!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:46, archived)
# To Moudly go, where no Parmesan has gone Brie-fore
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:48, archived)
# Ha!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:52, archived)
# oh hasn't it?
i find it hard to keep up with my ever eroding civil liberties
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:45, archived)
# I'm afraid talking about eroding civil liberties is now illegal.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:46, archived)
# It will soon though, a bit like the Extereme Pornography act.
That comes in in October I think, but no dates as of yet.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:46, archived)
# I'm just going to send the houses of parliment that Brass eye clip with the photos of dolls with childrens faces on.
And a nailbomb.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:50, archived)
# link it
knobber
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:37, archived)
# out of date watson pic.
it makes me cry.

*goes to chanel website*
*"breathes sigh" of relief*
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:37, archived)
# I'm pretty sure I'm going to jail if I don't clear my cache of this picture.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:38, archived)
# I AM CONFUSED...
SHOULD I WANK OR NOT..

Could you not have put a legal age pic of her on it?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Mythtery mouth trap


(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:34, archived)
# Thtrewth!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:37, archived)
# if fucking only
and then locked in an air tight container, which is dropped in the Pacific
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:37, archived)
# Hahahah!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:40, archived)
# its a myspthery
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:42, archived)
[challenge entry] in a galaxy far far away, this is how it gets done
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:33, archived)
# Is the source photo
a snapshot of Jade Goodey's gynaecologist at work?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:35, archived)
# ewwwww
That's rough.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:50, archived)
# haha
thats no mouse!!!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:35, archived)
# haa haa...
...needs more twitching...:D
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:37, archived)
# In his belly you will find a new definition of pain and suffering as you are slowly digested over a…thousand years
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:39, archived)
# What is it?
"quote star wars night"?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:41, archived)
# Hey, it's b3ta
;)
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:42, archived)
# Thousands of people all clicking F5....
...then nothing...
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:44, archived)
# suddenly silenced
you'd better continue with your training
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:47, archived)
# Hark at Fanboy!!!
:P
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:52, archived)
# woohoo!
i am fan!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:55, archived)
# is nice
but someone else got there first (although slightly different angle)
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:48, archived)
# I love bees!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:31, archived)
# My woo is maximum!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:32, archived)
# That really should be sponsored by Bee Pee
wonderful!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:33, archived)
# *SLAPS*
you asked for that ;)
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:35, archived)
# nice!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:34, archived)
# weeeee!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:42, archived)
# haha!
bzzzzwoozzzz :D
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:50, archived)
# ha ha ha yesss
What an odd world you create in my mind.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:58, archived)
# uh-HUH!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:28, archived)
# Clansoul?


(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:29, archived)
# FISTING 4 CLANSOUL.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:30, archived)
# Mmm
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:31, archived)
# 0_o
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:31, archived)
# probably like sticking your fist up an empty packet of ginger nuts
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:35, archived)
#
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:36, archived)
# HA!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:37, archived)
# Haha
*roffles*
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:38, archived)
# :D
YES

/edit:
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:40, archived)
# every day
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:31, archived)
# is that a pizza box?
fisting for jesus pizza?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:31, archived)
#
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:32, archived)
# how many of these have you got?
they're infectious

i'm going to start fisting now
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:36, archived)
# for jesus
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:36, archived)
# 5
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:41, archived)
# hahahahaha
brilliant ;)
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:41, archived)
# idiot
he's doing it wrong.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:42, archived)
#
www.sexinchrist.com/fist.html (SFW - despite the URL)
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:44, archived)
# *rubs cross*
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:48, archived)
# I use holy water as a lubricant.
Holy water, and butter.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:32, archived)
# ...explain...
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:36, archived)
#
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:46, archived)
# We'll I'm the last dragon who hasn't
declared themselves out. But I think you may be on to something.
*invests*

Did anyone see the "fist me Jesus" flag at glastonbury/is this related?

this one
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:36, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:41, archived)
# tonight's dragons' den?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:50, archived)
# ...i like to sit down and catch a buzz...
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:20, archived)
# damn sky, and their customer retention/doomsday device
:D
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:26, archived)
# It's the old BBC news logo!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:28, archived)
# Yay for Metropolis

(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:29, archived)
# huzzah!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:39, archived)
# FUCKYES
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:51, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:17, archived)
# Woo!
needs more armitage shanks...
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:11, archived)
# Must've bin dun? I don't recall though...
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:18, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:20, archived)
# Damn!!!


(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:22, archived)
# nice seams
SEAMS!!!!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:23, archived)
# Its a seamymemehorse!!!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:23, archived)
# *tries to say seamymemehorse 3 times quickly*
*dies*
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:25, archived)
# Don't cross the memes!!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:20, archived)
# But it's more fun.



(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:22, archived)
# Agreed.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:33, archived)
# Mustafa!

(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:30, archived)
# ha ha ha
this is all types of wonderful :D
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:35, archived)
# Dick Loituma!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:13, archived)
# must've
but woo anyway :)
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:31, archived)
# hehehe
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:42, archived)
# meh #1

if it needs tinkering/putting down,tell us.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:57, archived)
# Haha
:)

edit: wow: 3 posts from 3 different people in under one minute.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:58, archived)
# THERE'S NOW: TOO MANY PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET.
IT'S ALL CROWDED.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:02, archived)
# *shuffles*
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:04, archived)
# Any of you seen my keys?

check your mail accounts please
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:04, archived)
# If it gets very crowded tonight
you may sit on my lap and tell me stories.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:17, archived)
# Only if you bring jaffa caykes!

'nings pot!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:34, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:58, archived)
# 8D
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:59, archived)
# Fuck, that's a lot of dimensions.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:00, archived)
# The glasses are unreal!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:00, archived)
# *buys*
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:01, archived)
#
More like bruys, if you catch my drift.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:03, archived)
# Don't start, prickly.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:08, archived)
# Not fot the Mooninites.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:01, archived)
# I hate the use of the oval/circle tool, but still, this is real good :)
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:01, archived)
# What the fuck is an oval.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:03, archived)
# OVOID.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:03, archived)
# Isn't that in the ladyparts?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:04, archived)
# Cartoon duck.


(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:05, archived)
# MWAK
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:07, archived)
# FUCK YEAH
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:07, archived)
# *glees*
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:08, archived)
# Hahaha.
Nice one.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:04, archived)
# Hmmm
I don't like reading green letters.

Thought I'd tell you.

Oh, and I like arms, but not a lot.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:08, archived)
# i tried to find text that would work on the background
but none did and i just put white boxes behind the text.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:22, archived)
# Well, that was good thinking anyway
because otherwise it would have been a disaster
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:30, archived)
# ...eh........... uh............aah....
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:21, archived)
# should've gone to specsavers
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:28, archived)
# Last little dose of Julie Moult - en polava...
julie moult attacks nazi racoon

Click for bigger (155KB)
Will she ever leave them alone?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:34, archived)
# GOOGLEBOMB: NOT REAL
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:35, archived)
# WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE
GOOGLE IS BOMBING US ALL!!!!!!!!!!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:36, archived)
# OW MY HEAD!
IT'S TEH GOOGLEBOMBSSSS!!!!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:38, archived)
# O HAI
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:45, archived)
# NOOOOO GOOGLE IS DESTROYING US ALL!!!!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:47, archived)
# HAHA!
new image challenge?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:50, archived)
# No, just an image I made
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:52, archived)
# I meant as an idea for an image challenge...
....it would be pretty hilarious
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:53, archived)
# for about 4 seconds.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:54, archived)
#
4 2.5
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:54, archived)
# 1.25
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:55, archived)
#
2.50
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:56, archived)
# SOLD
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:03, archived)
# GOOGLE RACIST TERRORIST NIGGERS PAKIS IMMIGRANTS RAPISTS CRICKET MADDIE NAZIS FAKE WEBSITES PORN ADDICT!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:39, archived)
# not in my caravan
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:42, archived)
# not in your talaban?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:54, archived)
# i still don't find this funny
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:36, archived)
# Still?
How many times has this image been posted? ;)
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:40, archived)
# this whole julie molt thing
i find it really boring
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:41, archived)
# It's just though.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:42, archived)
# well so was the whole anti-scientology thing but i still don't want to see it all over the place
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:44, archived)
# The anti-scientology 'thing' was also 'just though'.
Is this some new youth fad where you miss out all the identifying words in sentences?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:49, archived)
# Explain.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:41, archived)
# this whole julie molt thing
i find it really boring
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:42, archived)
# If he does'nt find it funny...
... he does'nt have to explain why
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:44, archived)
# No he should keep quiet about it
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:44, archived)
# so you agree to not comment any time i mention that sheffield is crap then?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:45, archived)
# Its not tho
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:47, archived)
# you should just keep quiet about it
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:49, archived)
# So should you
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:49, archived)
# it riles you too much for me to want to stop
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:10, archived)
# You're not wrong.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:51, archived)
# In Russia, animals love you!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:23, archived)
# Such seductive quivering
Yet such an uncomplimentary shade of eyeliner.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:24, archived)
# She's such a tart!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:26, archived)
# Yet in some countries
she'd be more of a pie.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:30, archived)
# Mmm...sheep pie...


(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:34, archived)
# YES
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:27, archived)
# *declines cfb*
Is that the sheep's arse?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:31, archived)
# Arse?

I trusted you were a connaisseur, sir!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:36, archived)
# Looks like a sheep's arse to me.
Not that i'd know what one looked like!!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:40, archived)
# *winks*

*nudges*
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:52, archived)
# Soviet love bunny!!
Woo.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:29, archived)
# Top quiverage!
He/She/It is sexeh.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:34, archived)
# Woo!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:05, archived)
# ...

I love kitties!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:07, archived)
# best of all the animals?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:09, archived)
# I love kitties!
They're my friends!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:17, archived)
# Not all of them
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:23, archived)
# i love this one more so
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:26, archived)
# nicely.
:D
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:27, archived)
# Aren't you a little feline for a stormtrooper?

(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:28, archived)
# Best of all the animals.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:12, archived)
# No animal with breasts better.
.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:20, archived)
# best of all the animals™
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:13, archived)
# Best of all the animal characters?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:13, archived)
# The animal that is the best.



(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:13, archived)
# Best of all the animals™?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:13, archived)
# Breast animals.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:14, archived)
# animals breasts!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:15, archived)
# Best of all the animals!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:16, archived)
# beast animals ackbar
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:18, archived)
# Its a trap!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:21, archived)
# No better annual breast exam.
.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:23, archived)
# Bereft of all other animals?



poor n00b just ten days old and probably flummoxed by all this nonce sense.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:28, archived)
# Best of all the LULULULULLLUUUUULUUULULULULUULUUULLVCCXXXXXXXXXXXpth?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:29, archived)

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