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# Mmmm... something smells


/bandwagon
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:06, archived)
# he must be
hard of herring
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:11, archived)
# *snort*
Now THAT made me larf!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:14, archived)
# the reception is better
on these
And they're more fun to keep in your pocket too.
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:14, archived)
# Even with his 1337 COBOL skillz

Bob had to turn to new avenues of revenue.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:06, archived)
# CORRUPTEDMINDS...
...you having trouble? keep getting errors on the page...
(Danabnormal, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:00, archived)
# and why not?
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:56, archived)
# about time too
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:16, archived)
# hmmm.
Is that the horse (the stoney one with a nice man on it) from City Square in Leeds? or did I just dream of it once?
(punka, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:23, archived)
[challenge entry] the dark side 1871 in versailles


the truth about the founding of the german reich
(flexomat, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:55, archived)
# brilliant
WOO YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:00, archived)
# hello
people normally frown on reposts, just so you know...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:02, archived)
# damn
I feel dirty now.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:23, archived)
# repost
had to repost this one since the first one didn´t make it into the challenge somehow (i was probalbly just too stoned to check the pull down menu)
(flexomat, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 15:13, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! LittlePixel, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:51, archived)
# hop on
the more the merrier. we can stop in a bit and let the real clever people do good stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:55, archived)
# Ah hop on the b3ta bus?
That would be the one going to hell:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:58, archived)
# does it drop off
at the Why Bird stop too?
(I helped save b3ta! poshpaws, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:02, archived)
# Or it like
the Vengabus?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:05, archived)
# We like to party,
We like, we like to party,
We like to party.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:06, archived)
# is everybody
jumping?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:08, archived)
# no
I get travel sickness. Think i'll just stare aimlessly out of the window
(I helped save b3ta! poshpaws, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:17, archived)
# no, that would be
this one
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:02, archived)
# well s'pose
it is better than Leslie Crowther anyhoo
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:59, archived)
# Ah,
but what about the Queens milky wee?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:01, archived)
# yay
for the Queen's Milky Weeeeee Jubileeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:04, archived)
# I thought the queen's
milky wee was for gay robots?
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:05, archived)
# It has a
myriad of uses...none of which I can think of now, apart from its what they use to make stamps sticky.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:07, archived)
# Is that why it's
a tenth of a calorie when you lick a stamp?
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:14, archived)
# Thats right,
and sometimes you get that strange salty yet sweet taste.
Its the Queens milky wee.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:17, archived)
# That is so astute
maximum woo, lots of yay
(thediscokingpin, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:00, archived)
# what font ?
nice work :) what's that teeny-weeny font called? If it's for PC truetype - gimme gimme gimme!

Cheers.
(manhunter, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:00, archived)
# Tis Sevenet-7
And I think it was pep who told me, use it at 6 point, not 7.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:07, archived)
# fonty
is called '04b' and can be downloaded in ttf format from:

flatdepth.comball.de/portal/modules.php?op=modload&name=Downloads&file=index&req=getit&lid=2

Use it at 8pt (or multiples of) to keep it nice and crisp!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! LittlePixel, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:10, archived)
# And the other one.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:48, archived)
# ho ho
i like the ones i can play along with at work and that don't require much hummus.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:53, archived)
# 1957 will always be remembered as 'the tough year'
on one man and his dog.
(I helped save b3ta! bean, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:43, archived)
# hahaha
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:45, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:50, archived)
# Oooh, nice.
They'll never know what hit them.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:06, archived)
# Yes I know there is no excuse.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:40, archived)
# certainly not for the apostrophe crime
tell him! tell him! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:44, archived)
# you
are on that hell bus arn't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:44, archived)
# Paging a lurker known on Lycos chat as pat.tattoozen
Paging a lurker known on Lycos chat as pat.tattoozen
Paging a lurker known on Lycos chat as pat.tattoozen
Paging a lurker known on Lycos chat as pat.tattoozen
Paging a lurker known on Lycos chat as pat.tattoozen

STOP FUCKING LEECHING B3TA IMAGES WITHOUT PROPER CREDIT YOU MORON! YOU'RE NOT PAYING US FOR BANDWIDTH ARE YOU?

So far I've counted at least half a dozen, from my own duck post from yesterday, the Dubya post on the front page, basil brush anigif, the uncouth stoat, my other door has a PORCH, in fact everything you post on lycos is leeched from b3ta; have you nothing better to do?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:34, archived)
# basil brush
is that the boom boom one?
then thats mine
OI you lurker listen to Witchy or i'll send my minions round with an invoince for my bandwidth
(I helped save b3ta! raw-edge, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:47, archived)
# Yup.
That's the bunny fox. I went thru the rigmarole of signing up just to see what was going on and everything this git's posted bar (I think) a garfield cartoon has come from here.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:50, archived)
# where
abouts in lycos chat is it coming from?

edit:

Witchy
this is the person who has been nicking the bandwidth

chat.lycos.co.uk/logbook/Profile/Profile.asp?x=pat%2Etattoozen
(I helped save b3ta! raw-edge, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:55, archived)
# witchy
why don't you say something in the chat to the other chatters? Let them all know what a dirty rotten scoundrel this Pat Toozen person is. I think they would applaud you and give you cake
(I helped save b3ta! poshpaws, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:07, archived)
# I didn't stop long enough
to get me head round the site :) I hate chatrooms at the best of times so I thought 'he must lurk here so I'll post here instead'
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:17, archived)
# eeek
he is a scary hairy man with tattoos! Still a theiving coward mind
(I helped save b3ta! poshpaws, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:14, archived)
# he's no hairier
than me :) Aside from the chin growth.....
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:20, archived)
# well
offer him out for a fight to the death! For the honour of the fair b3ta!

I'm going for a lie down now. I have the lurgy and should not be at work or even in charge of machinery. bleurgh
(I helped save b3ta! poshpaws, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:27, archived)
# This
grates your carrot, doesn't it.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:48, archived)
# another good reason
for a b3ta name tag somewhere
(thediscokingpin, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:03, archived)
# Laura is as snowed as anyone...
(Cam Blue, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:33, archived)
# hijack, sorry
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:40, archived)
# Hehehe! No prob!
.
(Cam Blue, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:48, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:33, archived)
# Heheheheheheheheh
ahehehehehehhehe. Heh.

I like that.
(Amerella, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:35, archived)
# *whispers*
i don't get it
(Mattyboy, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:43, archived)
# .
it's a Suzanne Vega song and very nice too.

ps, amarella is almost my neighbour. only one b3ta day behind.
pps, nice hat
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:46, archived)
# take 2
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:36, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:37, archived)
# Seriously,
Who invented the dead link pic?! Day-R-DA Coolest!!!!
(BurningFeetMan, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:43, archived)
# I'm off home
see you all later!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:30, archived)
# Bye
(Indole Ring, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:34, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! LittlePixel, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:28, archived)
# My 1st AniGif
(EzChile, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:25, archived)
# He He!
thats soup-herb.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:35, archived)
# erm...
disturbing, possibly too much so...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:35, archived)
# can you wank nipples?
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:36, archived)
# you can try...
...
(Mattyboy, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:53, archived)
# classy
job

he is saying treat me wuff!
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:37, archived)
# animate the arm!
aww go-on!

[edit: oh you have> slow connection sorry]
(RowdsterDelux, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:38, archived)
# It is animated...
ermm.. What, her other arm? (try a refresh)

;)
(EzChile, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:43, archived)
# Thats gross.
Woo to that.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:44, archived)
# looks like harry got in to Koit's collection
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:23, archived)
# when you say 'got in to'
do you mean appears in?
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:32, archived)
# you can almost see the fear in his eyes




biggie (pretty much essential)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:23, archived)
# I like this.
Worth clicking on.
(Amerella, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:43, archived)
# ahhh, thank god it was worth it,
i had to let 4 dogs in the room to get the fear into his eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:47, archived)
# no almost about it
there goes the fear again
there it goes
you turn around and...

sorry

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! poshpaws, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:44, archived)
# old-skool kitten shopping


Curtain climbing, a speciality
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:21, archived)
# have a yay
and many woo's
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:24, archived)
# woo!
and he always lands on his feet!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:29, archived)
# Rogan,
checked out your elephants on profile, after my hols! woo to you they are fannytastic!
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:31, archived)
# thanks!
they're proving very popular :)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:33, archived)
# It's now
my wallpaper.
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:06, archived)
# marvellarse
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:30, archived)
# I'm scared!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:30, archived)
# Woo! Luverly
Poor little mite seems to have a bit of a 'Jeremy Beadle' on the second set though :-)
(I helped save b3ta! bean, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:50, archived)
# Wow...
That's a might cute Cat-erpiller...
Woo yay to you...I want my kitty to be like that now!
(I helped save b3ta! GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 22:53, archived)
# ..
posted with www.corruptedminds.com autoposter thingy
(Danabnormal, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:20, archived)
# i don't know
how you did that, but that's what i was about to do.

hem hem.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:28, archived)
# giggle
ahhh poor fing
(Danabnormal, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:57, archived)
# Bah! I gave up on the John Major sheep story
and went for this one instead:
Dolphin Deep-ends on Barrymore

(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:18, archived)
#
www.dolphinsex.org
(Indole Ring, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:35, archived)

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