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# Hello.
Today I bought an Etch a Sketch, then had a stupidly long train journey.

CLICK IT.

I also fucked up the scale, big time:

I don't know what New York looks like.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 1:51, archived)
# the second one looks like youre using an etchasketch to play sim city
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 1:52, archived)
# Oh I fucking wish.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 1:53, archived)
#
(Fly Projector, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 4:36, archived)
# crikey
that's really good :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 1:52, archived)
# FUCK!
I can usually manage a few crude letters or a square head thing. This is good.
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 1:53, archived)
# First thing I drew with it was a boxy knob.
Then I wrote FARTS.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 1:54, archived)
# Go into setup, change screen resolution
then give it a shake to reboot.
That's bloody good. All drawn using those 2 dials? Or are they touchscreen now?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 1:54, archived)
# Two dials
Hence the border and the clouds being connected in silly places.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 1:56, archived)
# Haha wow, you must have been bored
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 1:55, archived)
# FUCKING HELLLL!!
I WILL KILL YOU AND TAKE YOUR POWERS!
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 2:00, archived)
# Cor, nice one.
I wish you had this back in sixth form, it'd be much more fun to watch over your shoulder than tetris.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 2:23, archived)
# you could have drawn this:
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 7:27, archived)
# Bloody hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 8:45, archived)
# LOVELY STUFFS
:)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:46, archived)
# An oldie :)
Going to hell. Click to enlarge.

(Fatheed, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 1:48, archived)
# naawty
but I remember this fondly
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 1:49, archived)
# also:
is that DTH in the top left??
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 1:50, archived)
# sweeeeeeeng
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 1:39, archived)
# Schweeeeeeeeeengin' on the cobs !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 1:43, archived)
# weeeee :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 1:44, archived)
# Nuts!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 1:46, archived)
# He's going 'round in circles! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 1:47, archived)
# HE HAS CORN COB TESTICLES.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 1:51, archived)
# NIBBLE ON MY CORNNUTS
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 1:53, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 1:53, archived)
# Protect the Battenburg!


Click for animation(484 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 1:25, archived)
# PROTECT AT ALL COSTS!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 1:28, archived)
# dont start that again
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 1:30, archived)
# Haha, no more desks
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 1:30, archived)
# Your desk looks CLEAN. and BORING. and TIDY.
I doubt you're who you say you are.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 1:31, archived)
# WHAT SHOULD MY DESK LOOK LIKE
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 1:31, archived)
# A MESS OF FLUFFY STRANGE ANIMALS
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 1:32, archived)
# IT SHOULD BE ROUND, MANIC AND HAVE A :3 FACE.
ALSO THERE SHOULD BE CLOUDS AND GAMING.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 1:32, archived)
# I imagined his desk would have a massive hole cut in the middle and a bin underneath, for you to drop cats through.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 1:35, archived)
# Not a bin.
A chute to the cat-incinerator
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 1:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 1:40, archived)
# That's the one !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 1:42, archived)
# Hahaha fuck yeah
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 1:43, archived)
# Shada does Cockweasle table?
The world is broked.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 1:43, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 1:54, archived)
# Yours was pretty tidy aswell tho
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 1:32, archived)
# Not enough brown sauce or salt ;)
(Peter_G, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:41, archived)
# Nice drawing on the gun.
Woo and yay.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 1:29, archived)
# DAKKADAKKADAKKA
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 1:30, archived)
# You shootin' sdrawkcab ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 1:44, archived)
# Ack Ack Ack Ack . . . Flack !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 1:41, archived)
# that is awesome :D
my favourite gun noise was always BUDDABUDDABUDDABUDDABUDDA
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 1:55, archived)
# Order ordenata* attack ships over Vietnam


Click for bigger (40 kb)
*Dragonfly's
Grr somedays I just cannot match one image into another.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 1:02, archived)
# Dragonfly's rule! :P

(Fly Projector, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 1:03, archived)
# Hell a fly pad !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 1:05, archived)
# ATTACK!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 1:04, archived)
# Charlie don't pollinate!
Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 1:05, archived)
# I wouldnt wanna let charlie sheen pollinate either
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 1:06, archived)
# I'd rather pollinate his ex'.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 1:09, archived)
# I'd pollinate that any day
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 1:11, archived)
# but she's a fucking mental bitch
 
IN AS MUCH AS I CAN SAY THAT ABOUT SOMEONE I DON'T ACTUALLY KNOW
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 5:29, archived)
# The biggun . . . does it big time !
Brings back flash memories . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 1:05, archived)
# those are
some big dragonflies
(mr miagi, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 1:07, archived)
# INCOMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 1:13, archived)
# why did i assume that said "vagina dentata" to start with?
that would be terrifying
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 1:27, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 1:31, archived)
# quality stuff :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 1:56, archived)
# almost sure i was going somewhere with this
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:34, archived)
# Not too sure what's going on here
but it's got kittens and twiglets; therefore, win.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:35, archived)
# What is the cat in the background doing?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:43, archived)
# My guess is a rocket launching platform.
Perfect for world domination and amusing story arcs involving squirrels with tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:46, archived)
# I think you're on to something really big here.
World domination is the key
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:48, archived)
# But yet they still developed our human bodies.....
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:50, archived)
# This little freak agrees.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:53, archived)
# What, no chairman meow?
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 1:02, archived)
# >:(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 1:04, archived)
# What, can't take a joke?
Pussy...
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 1:13, archived)
# Well, yes, but that was terrible
Im also finding the board a more pleasant place with psychodelic warlord now on ignore
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 1:15, archived)
# Were you jealous about all the attention he was giving to KillerKitti.
Because you're gay for him.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 1:27, archived)
# No, he called me a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 1:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 1:06, archived)
# Alf !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 1:08, archived)
# Looks dangerous . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:43, archived)
# That looks like Killer Shit!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:45, archived)
# Killer Shite !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:53, archived)
# =O
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:59, archived)
# :D
marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 1:58, archived)
# Gravitational Pull
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:31, archived)
# :D
Reminds me of Neurosis - A Sun That Never Sets artwork.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:38, archived)
# Hot !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:43, archived)
# Loving the colour scheme
/gay blog
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:43, archived)
# It struck me too !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:48, archived)
# SPIN SPIN SPIN!
Have this for no apparent reason

(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:45, archived)
# spin cycle...hit it!
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:47, archived)
# YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:49, archived)
# Spin and win !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:50, archived)
# essence of flavour!
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:53, archived)
# She . . . licky . . . looooooooong time . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:54, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 1:01, archived)
# It's like a rude fair ground game.
*spunks*
Damn it!
*spunks*
Fuck!
*spunks*
This game is rigged!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 1:03, archived)
# Magiclix !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 1:06, archived)
# woah!
niice
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 1:52, archived)
# Agreed. The board should have a 'tile me' link.
Like This
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 3:37, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:59, archived)
# *peas along for even less reason*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:59, archived)
# you pead
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 1:01, archived)
# Eye see around why you did too !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 1:07, archived)
# specsellent!!
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 1:54, archived)
# Me 3d model
my 3d model of teh earfh
(mr miagi, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:21, archived)
# It appears to be pretty spacially correct . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:24, archived)
# yay!
looks like it's a lovely day pretty much everywhere tomorrow!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:26, archived)
# HAHAHA
true
(mr miagi, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:28, archived)
# The sun is shining, the birds are singing, the PCs are running and b3tards are posting.
It is a lovely day
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:50, archived)
# Oooh nice
did you do this from scratch?

It looks nice
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:27, archived)
# yup
i did do it from scratch and it was very simple
(mr miagi, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:29, archived)
# Nice, you get a click :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:30, archived)
# Thank you and goodnight
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:17, archived)
# Arf!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:20, archived)
# Hehehe!
I'm going to be cheeky and threadjack. My friend's been dumped, so I'm going to make him a silly CD in an attempt to cheer him up. So far I've got Cheer Up You Miserable Fuck (David Ford), Song for the Dumped (Ben Folds Five), Extra Wanking (Sexton Ming) and Letting Go (Paul McCartney). Any more suggestions?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:21, archived)
# Coil - 2,5-Dimethoxy-4-Ethyl-Amphetamine: (DOET/Hecate)
I'm joking. Though, I tend to prefer sad songs when I'm sad.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:24, archived)
# I'm going to put some sad and some silly songs on it.
If he doesn't like either he can always use it as a coaster.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:25, archived)
# Derek and Clive.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:26, archived)
# I don't know what sort of music you're into, but my favourite sad music is Eluvium.
Accidental Memory in the Case of Death LP specifically.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:26, archived)
# There are SAD songs?!
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:28, archived)
# I have that one.
At 4283x3074 I might add.

Enjoying the okami? You'd absolutely love the illustration book, personally I wish someone would translate the bastard.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:38, archived)
# Ah, I just came across it by chance on /hr/.
How can anyone not enjoy some Okami?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:40, archived)
# Actually I'm going to paste the two scans of the front and back cover of the book together and set it as my wallpaper.
Not changed it in ages either.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:43, archived)
# I've got that. It's mint.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:45, archived)
# I've only just thought that I really ought to get the Shadow of the Colossus one too.
In other less relevent news, I am emailing Guerrila Games to tell them what I thought of their game under the guise of a writer. Haha, jokes on them, because I'm not a writer!
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:53, archived)
# Suicide is painless.
(By whoever that was by)
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:24, archived)
# Manics version FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:25, archived)
# "wanking over a pornographic polaroid of an ex-girlfriend who died" by Kunt and the gang
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:26, archived)
# THAT BETTER BE FUCKING REAL.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:27, archived)
# Look on my msn now
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:27, archived)
# and I will send it to you
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:30, archived)
# I don't have MSN.
Anal Cunt - If You Don't Like The Village People You're Fucking Gay.
The Gerogerigegege - Golden Shower Boy
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:31, archived)
# The bloke up the garage fucked a sheep - kunt and the gang
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:33, archived)
# I shit my pants - kunt and the gang
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:33, archived)
# Pepper Keenan Punches Like a Girl - Sloth
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:35, archived)
# My Cocks On Fire by Whitehouse
(I helped save b3ta! catbwoy, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 1:44, archived)
# Kunt and the Gang are win :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:27, archived)
# Yeah, pretty much anything by cunt and the gang
Have a wank would be fitting.

Also big fan of the Amateur Transplants (went to same medical school as them) - Loin King would also work.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:34, archived)
# Cock in a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:44, archived)
# Use my arse as a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:45, archived)
# let's see
♫ Moody Blues - Forever Autumn ♫
♫ Erik Satie - Gymnopédie No.1 ♫
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:35, archived)
# inspiring!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:22, archived)
# Expertly choreographed !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:22, archived)
# now that I think about it -- you stole my idea
i was gonna do the EXACT same thing.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:24, archived)
# Let's see . . . as in snowflakes there are no two . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:25, archived)
# bravo!
*throws flowers onto the stage*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:25, archived)
# They prefer cat biscuits
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:39, archived)
# can't... stop... watching...
especially as it seems to sync up so well with National Express by The Divine Comedy :D
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:27, archived)
# Hah
that's great.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:36, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:50, archived)
# DANCE IS CRIME!
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 1:01, archived)
# awwwwwwwwww
 
YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 3:56, archived)
# Last Meal

For an Extremely large version
Just a sketch I did. Not very good, but I got to see Richard Herring tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:06, archived)
# I should keep some of that in my cuboard !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:09, archived)
# it should come in pill form
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:14, archived)
# You . . . are a marketing genius !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:15, archived)
# handy stuff!
shame it tastes like wallpaper paste.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:27, archived)
# I'm generally a porridge fan
I faintly remember having some ready brek as a child
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:32, archived)
# Haha
more fun next week kids!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:34, archived)
# Everything is made better with a chortle!
*chortles*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:56, archived)
# damn these
tiny hooves
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! FIEND, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:03, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:04, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
thats great!
woo!
g'nite b3ta!
edit : this has just reminded me of a story i heard on the radio : pony with small legs... fire engines called 4 times to rescue pony as people kept thinking a horse had got stuck in the mud -
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:04, archived)
# ZZZzzzZZZ
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:06, archived)
# put that away
and put those batteries back in the remote controls!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:06, archived)
# Busted !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:09, archived)
# ahh

so thats why your pictures are always shaking
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! FIEND, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:10, archived)
# Double busted !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:16, archived)
# Must be awkward getting bras to fit
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:57, archived)
# Hahaha, quick call the RSPCA!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:05, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:05, archived)
# Heh
Who needs bigfeet anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:06, archived)
# The little hoofer . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:06, archived)
# haha!
poor withered little withers...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:08, archived)
# boo donaldson
(dincauze, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 23:56, archived)
# donaldson's stools are a sight to behold.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:05, archived)
# ahhh


anyone want to make me a new website?

orangespace.net

(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 23:42, archived)
# loffleoxo
:D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 23:46, archived)
# I'll take a box of chuckles !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 23:47, archived)
# What's wrong with that one?
Looks good. Mine's still under development. No content as of yet.

Here

(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 23:49, archived)
# i cant upload anything to it anymore
and i need buttons so you can click next to go to the next picture.

also, i want a store now.

i guess i dont really need a new webpage, i just need this one sorted out.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 23:52, archived)
# D:!
Why can't you upload anything to it?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 23:53, archived)
# hmm
just wont let me :(
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 23:55, archived)
# D:
Maybe you should buy another domain, for hosting images?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:04, archived)
# ah no,
i can upload stuff through the ftp.

ive got a like a control panel thing that i use to put the images so they show on the site.

if i upload them through the control panel, it doesnt upload them right and the thumbnails dont show but the big image is still there, then if i try to upload a thumbnail thru the ftp then it just doesnt work.

silly.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:21, archived)
# he's got a full stock of humour
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 23:49, archived)
# he makes a meal of his jokes
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 23:55, archived)
# There is no real excuse for this being this bad


So I shall put it here.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 23:49, archived)
# Two heads are . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 23:56, archived)
# Kangaroo mouse?

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:01, archived)
# GOAT!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:02, archived)
# Paroo
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:03, archived)
# tada!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:01, archived)
# But your website is lovely! :3
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 23:52, archived)
# http://www.b3ta.com/board/9278924
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 23:52, archived)
# hahahahaha!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 23:54, archived)
# where do you get your hosting?
I want hosting
I haven't made a website (well a proper html one since about 1996 - lol)
I have no idea how to work that flash m'larky either!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:05, archived)
# i get mine from
www.dream-hosting.co.uk it is very good.

i learnt how to make php webpages in college a couple of years ago but ive forgotten it all now.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:12, archived)
# one drink too many me thinks! g'night : )
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 23:40, archived)
# Brick wall . . . stage right !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 23:41, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 23:42, archived)
# niiice stagger!
g'night sir
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 23:51, archived)
# whoopsie!
ace!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 23:55, archived)
# octerpie
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 23:29, archived)
# This. Is. AWESOME.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 23:30, archived)
# Ha ha, WHAT?!
OCTOPUS THREAD

(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 23:32, archived)
# Cool.
I tried to draw one too, but it came out as a man sitting down.

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 23:37, archived)
# BEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 23:38, archived)
# Don't make me draw a guy soiling himself.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 23:39, archived)
# oh you sod
^^^ soil based pun/joke ^^^
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 23:46, archived)
# nice shoes
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 23:39, archived)
# PIMP SQUID!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 23:32, archived)
# Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmnnnnnnnnn . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 23:33, archived)
# : D ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 23:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Hull etc
(I helped save b3ta! writerblock ... embedding disabled by request on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 23:25, archived)
# Some fine clone work there good sir! :|
(Fly Projector, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 23:27, archived)
# Is it not
No ooo oooo oooo oooo ooo baby please don't go?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 23:27, archived)
# babby
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 23:28, archived)
# forming !
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 23:28, archived)
# #I've got something in my front pocket .. for yoooou.#
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 23:29, archived)
# This took me way too fucking long....
...considering I grew up in a Mac household.
(Guizmeaux, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 23:31, archived)
# I'm having readerblock . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 23:35, archived)
[challenge entry] pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 23:35, archived)
# A design I am toying with...


Click for bigger (226 kb)
(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 23:19, archived)
# That clock has ideas above its station
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 23:21, archived)
# snazzy!
for maximum points, make one that updates
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 23:22, archived)
# I don't know how to do that.
Plus I am not 100% on the angle of the digits...it seems off to me
(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 23:25, archived)
# it contrasts a bit with the box, i admit
perhaps you need to work out the vanishing points or something like that. it's been a while since i did anything properly arty but i'm an experienced pub bullshitter and i say that you want to do that
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 23:32, archived)
# I concur
you are ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 23:33, archived)
# Cool . . . time files !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 23:23, archived)
# It's almost like it's entering the time spaz
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 23:34, archived)
# Right . . . or the time spaz is entering me . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 23:36, archived)
# I did a few like that,


Click for full versions. A couple more here
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 23:31, archived)
# the second one is very you :)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 23:33, archived)
# shazam!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 23:47, archived)
# It's nearly an hour fast.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 23:39, archived)
[challenge entry] FIRE THE ROCKING HORSE!


Click for bigger (69 kb)

sauce source horse
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 23:12, archived)
# I read "ROCKING" as if it were "FUCKING".
As in "YOU ROCKING CUNT!!"

:D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 23:13, archived)
# hahaha
for ROCKS sake fire the ROCKING horse already
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 23:16, archived)
# EXACTLY!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 23:17, archived)
# oh silly clansoul
rocking is not fucking
you still have much to learn
:p

(that'd be a good to shout out in a really poppy gig, say s club if they were still around, 'YOU CUNTING ROCK!!')
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 23:17, archived)
# *rocks some socks*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 23:17, archived)
# *papers some japers*
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 23:19, archived)
# It's gonna take a whole lotta oats !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 23:18, archived)
# wanna whollota oats! is that Zep?
(Fly Projector, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 23:21, archived)
# That does have a familiar ring to it . . . YES !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 23:22, archived)
# hahaha
thats a quality sauce too
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 23:19, archived)
# Check the o-rings don't wanna blow out a shoe!
(Fly Projector, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 23:20, archived)
# Or blow out some . . . space apples . . . as it were . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 23:26, archived)
# tits oot
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 23:11, archived)
# Vali... oh.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 23:12, archived)
# That was soooooooooooo close . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 23:14, archived)
# Put the liquefy tool down..
no one needs to get hurt.
(Peter_G, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 23:12, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 23:13, archived)
# ....great you found the liquify tool....
yawn
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 23:13, archived)
# was so much the quick n shit liquify
more about the glory of fake tan, sort of like the brand you use isn't it?

* just look at his face ...wtf! *

doffs cap at the rocket animal challenge jack
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 23:14, archived)
# I haven't had a tan since 1992
and i've never used fake tan....
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 23:16, archived)
# So you rub excrement on yourself too?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 23:17, archived)
# ...nah thats just you i'm afraid :p
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 23:20, archived)
# Lay down, I'll shit on your back.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 23:22, archived)
# back of what?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 23:27, archived)
# Ummm. The back of the back of your face?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 23:29, archived)
# POO PARTY!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 23:29, archived)
# SHAPOOPI
shapoopi
la la la ...hang on... no way man no way no way! i'm not getting paid enough to have that kinda stuff on the outside of my person...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 23:33, archived)
# Fek is that guy goofy look'n! :|
(Fly Projector, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 23:15, archived)
# he looks like a muppet
(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 23:20, archived)
# I do like the guitar poster back there ^
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 23:15, archived)
# Hmm
Made, or found on a Russian web site?
(I helped save b3ta! numberbruncher - correct by nature, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 23:17, archived)
#
portal of evil source if i remember rightly. the 16 hours on liquify...all mine
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 23:19, archived)
# 16 hours@! omfg! my gut hurts! ROTFL
(Fly Projector, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 23:24, archived)
# :)
It's a hard job, but someone's got to do it
(I helped save b3ta! numberbruncher - correct by nature, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 23:24, archived)
# Not a repoast [redo with additions]
(Fly Projector, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 23:08, archived)
# I'll take twelvety
(Peter_G, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 23:09, archived)
# this reminds me
of one of the baddies on Space Harrier
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 23:09, archived)
# This is quite nice
Though I'd question its power to weight ratio.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 23:11, archived)
# Yeah?
Tell that to bees!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 23:12, archived)
# Good point
I'm willing to see it prove me wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 23:14, archived)
#
it looked bad with large wings
thats the reason i redid it
(Fly Projector, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 23:13, archived)
# Hammies are great
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 23:12, archived)
# Hammies in . . . spaaaaaaaaaaaaaace !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 23:20, archived)
# nuked in orbit
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 23:20, archived)
# Poor thing
didn't have a chance
(Peter_G, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 23:20, archived)
# That looks so nice that I would like to pin it up on my cork board !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 23:14, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
*glees*
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 23:24, archived)
# Nice
Trés nice
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:03, archived)

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