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[challenge entry] They come over here, murder our kids
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:50, archived)
# hehe :)
nicely
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)
# *stops*
*slaps*....pfft:)
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)
# :)(
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(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:38, archived)
# LOL
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(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:39, archived)
# ahaha!!
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:54, archived)
# :)
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(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:42, archived)
# hahahah :)
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:34, archived)
# pffft
...go easy Mona..you'll wear the bleeding thing out:D
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)
# As evidenced by this post, the human race has achieved it's goal.
We can all stop now. It's over.

I will feel no shame for clicking.
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)
[challenge entry] No

Vote Yes Party
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:19, archived)
# THERE'S NO LIMIT!
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:21, archived)
# thanks, now this is stuck in my head!
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Quick!
Think of My Chenona!
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Is she related to My Sharona?
ningles teh ghost
ningles teh b3ta
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:42, archived)
# NO
but she is related to Cherona:P

'ningles.
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:57, archived)
# my my my my my
my left foot
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:55, archived)
# i'm a dinner jacket is actively seeking the apocalypse
i'd vote for him
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:21, archived)
# no no no no no no no no yes
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:22, archived)
# Yes?
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:22, archived)
# Yes!
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:23, archived)
# Quincy is going to get married on ITV 1
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:30, archived)
# onion's ring
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Not her again
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:12, archived)
# is it really boyle?
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:12, archived)
# :)
Yeah her sister
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:13, archived)
# masterly
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Who's she?
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Whos she?:)
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:17, archived)
# i have no idea why i giggled at that.
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Ron Atkinson?
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:18, archived)
# she has very manly hands.
Mmmm seam onions!

Anyone up for a mini challenge?

I propose a B3ta quiche off! Quiches at 3pm?
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Quiche is sick in a flan case
I will be having a warm chicken and bacon salad today
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:16, archived)
# You are a bad person.
/ac
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:17, archived)
# No, I am right :)
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:18, archived)
# You are bad person......REALLY?:)
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Do not dis the quiche!
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Don't mention quiche then :P
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:19, archived)
# The quiche is mightier than the otter:P
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:21, archived)
# quiche is rubbish, just like volovants
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:23, archived)
# I mentioned it once, but i think i got away with it.
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:27, archived)
# i think you'll find it's OMLETTE PIE
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:17, archived)
# but it's so much more :D
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:18, archived)
# No, it is puke
Omlettes are much better
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:19, archived)
# The cheese is not strong in this one.
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:21, archived)
# I have some cheese that has been maturing for 3 years
It should be good
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:22, archived)
# the way i make quiche its an omlette in a flan. served piping hot.
there's literally no difference. just prejudice, man.
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:22, archived)
# Then make it for me and change my mind, man :)
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:24, archived)
# I think there's a fair bit more cheese in a quiche
plus it's quite a good word in Scrabble.
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:31, archived)
# *looks in fridge*
I have half a £1 tesco "ham and cheese" quiche. It's not even Lorraine :(
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:17, archived)
# classy:P
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Mmm Lorraine Kelly
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:19, archived)
# I've seen her growler
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:21, archived)
# She has a dog?
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:22, archived)
# she has, she needs to shave it
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:25, archived)
# I can't get a quiche.
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:18, archived)
# I think the idea it to make them:P
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Men don't eat quiche, men eat egg and bacon pie.
quiche is only for the ladies.
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:20, archived)
# what about chuck norris?
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:26, archived)
# Chuck norris is a semi retarded racist anti gay fullretard who keeps telling people to shoot politicians
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:39, archived)
# No to Quiches
I suggest a Blanc Mange off!

Only because I spent 2 hours making the buggers (and killed 2 saucepans).

:(
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 15:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Unfortunately I've met people who do actually believe this...
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:54, archived)
# what, that different people have different skull shapes?
ah, is the middle skull actually Neanderthal?

edit: i should probably point out that, while there may be heritable differences in skull shape, they are not as pronounced as this, and not proof of independent origin. I recommend a book called 'The Mismeasure of Man' by S.J. Gould on this.
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Stop complicating matters with Science
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:14, archived)
# continue complicating the matter with science
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:21, archived)
# I recommend the human skulls at the Ashmolean
And an account of how shapes are somehow morally important.
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:39, archived)
# even if there are some differences between skull shapes when averaged out...
...why the fuck would that affect behaviour or intelligence in any way?
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:45, archived)
# .
The middle skull is that of a gorilla.

The bottom of a cat.

Obviously, exaggerating the claims, but yes, the underlying notion is that scientific "proof" is used as a backing for a persons racist views.
(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Nick hits the campaign trail in the Orkneys
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:46, archived)
# hahahaha
classic
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)
# 'ningles. Too subtle?
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:33, archived)
# *looks for reflectoporn man*
*looks for rg under the bed*

Is it the anachronism?
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:35, archived)
# it is.
That and I edited out Nick Griffin.
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:37, archived)
# And the corsetgirlsliketoplay.com webcams
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:41, archived)
# Yes
whale's not the only bone in the room:P
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)
# *hopefully googles*
*is disappointed*
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)
# well, I found this site:
www.thecrystalshard.net/

which claims to be the "world of realized dreams...", but mostly has poorly drawn cartoons of wimmins in corsets, like:

www.thecrystalshard.net/images/misc_art/adrianna_corset.jpg

who has a nose like that?
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:06, archived)
# I eventually noticed the nose too. :P
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:09, archived)
# phwoar!
*monocle pops out*
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:38, archived)
# That's no monocle:P
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:38, archived)
# Is that two lines of charlie in the mirror?
What does it all mean?
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:40, archived)
# Yeah all went tits up when I resized to 400.

better?
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Bit of a high
and the bints think they can parade around in their frocks

Saucy tarts
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)
# I see ankle!!!
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:53, archived)
# Is it the ipod in the drawer?
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)
# The Nokia on the bed gave it away for me
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:46, archived)
# yuppers
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:53, archived)
# an india rubber plant? in a room with ladies wearing corsets? never!
i'm missing something here I think
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:50, archived)
# YEah
Fetishes were pretty basic in those days:P
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:54, archived)
# yes it is too subtle
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)
# there's a pickled oinion jar with booze in it shopped in
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)
# nothing is that subtle
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:12, archived)
# would, individually and both at once, then I'd have a wank watching them.
there, you all really needed to know that.
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:00, archived)
# and then a nice cup of tea and a scone afterwards.
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:07, archived)
# and more cream?
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:13, archived)
# I'm more worried about the jam.
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:16, archived)
# AHAHAHAH i didn't think of that.
SCORE!!
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Mmmm
jam strings.
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:23, archived)
# moaniiiiinnnnng
So that's why she plays the sax!

create animated gif
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:13, archived)
# To catch bigmacs in them?
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:19, archived)
# They're pretty cheap
They cost less than a tenor.
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:30, archived)
# that's alto-gether a good deal.
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:35, archived)
# My boss says he sax me if I ever made a pun that bad
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Woo.. I'd better hurry up and make some more!
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:30, archived)
#
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:30, archived)
# Yes, but how are k3b/-\bs made?
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:36, archived)
# You asked for it...
PS: Not been on much for the last two weeks (busy with work). How are you doing my fine friends?

(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:52, archived)
# i have beer
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Woo...

Can you balance it on your head?

(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Hi cockalorum!
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:36, archived)
[challenge entry] i had a dream!
i had a dream!

a dream to kick ass!
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)
# FINISH HIM!
Woo.
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)
# that's lovely :)
clickity click :D
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)
# H aha ha!
I love MLK Jr's owl neck :D
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 9:59, archived)
# it's how he packs the power.
his heads already round 360 before the punch starts... the rest is just unraveling.

ALSO: general abuse and expletive language that passes for hello these days.
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Fuck off you scrotemonger!
Ning :D
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)
# Cunt up you cockdobber!
Ningles!
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:22, archived)
# plosive sounds and bum whistles you deviant garage featherer
Nong!
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:29, archived)
# HADUKEN!
Also: Where is Epiphany?
Also Also: Everyone come to Sheffield tonight. Details in sig.
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Thisly!
Let us celebrate things and stuff!
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:23, archived)
# CELEBRATING BEER WITH BEER
Edit: I dont know what anyone looks like. I am scared.
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:26, archived)
# I am a human male
Hope this helps.
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)
# 19/elf/female
wait, what was the game again?
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)
# He's on FUCKING FIRE!
/ac

Morning you rotters
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:19, archived)
# Hello!
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:20, archived)
# Everything alrizzle in lemontown?
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:27, archived)
# Im going to Sheffield this afternoon for a small bash.
There will be beer and trains. You?
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:30, archived)
# Less trains, also beer

It lovely weather out. I'm thinking about taking my bike out to the forest.
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)
# i had a lol
KAPOW!
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 13:04, archived)
# nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggggggg
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 9:32, archived)
# I literally can't comprehend this image
My eyes!
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 9:32, archived)
# *attempts to debend eyes*
Nice!
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 9:33, archived)
# WHOA
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 9:35, archived)
# Trackmania :)
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)
# I can only be thankful this isn't animated... I think my brain would switch off,.
Woo :)
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 9:55, archived)
# i had to try
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:51, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh
I'm melting...
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 13:36, archived)
# NNNNNGHGHGHHGNNNNN
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:24, archived)
# that's the funky shit right there.
:D

as predicted my brain cannot deal with that at all.. :D
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:38, archived)
# I have no idea what is going on here!
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 9:59, archived)
# infinite crane attack :(
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:20, archived)
# This happened to me once
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:20, archived)
# Whoa this makes my head hurt.
The shadow at the bottom kinda ruins it though because it gets repeated.
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:21, archived)
# WOW
what?
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:38, archived)
# *brain shuts down in protest*
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:53, archived)
# Now, for some reason, I rilly like this
It defies logic, and is therefore, good.
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:58, archived)
# no wonder the Titanic sunk
all wibbly wobbly like
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 13:47, archived)
# halp
my head is taking my liver out of my kneecaps
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:45, archived)
# hey man,... is that 'Freedom Rock'?...

...he's tweaking the knob... mad FX, yo!
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 5:21, archived)
# yeahh!
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 5:23, archived)
# well turn it up, man...
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 5:26, archived)
# sneargh book!
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 5:27, archived)
# *crunch*...i ain't got no banjos...
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 5:35, archived)
#
Yo, I got one question man, tell me who next,
This nigga salt like the nigga done get it the best,
See I’m the best maaaayne, I did it.

(Longest Pause Ever)

Yeah, I’m a let you know who the best, by the hour,
He’s like Rosie O’Donnell at a bisexual bridal shower,
It ain’t nothing to me man, I keep it fo’ real,
Look at his dental man, with… dent on the grill,
See, I’m the best, I told you that, this dude like that,
He ran then from the cat, no, I messed up,
But I’m a stay on top they told me man,

But you know man, I’m never gon’ flop, look at this dude,
He need to stay in the shade, ain’t no wonder why he came out,
He already in the gay parade, I told you man, I got you,
Roasted like ever you dont know, but my rhymes,
They straight up clever, so you step down, off the pedastle.
I’m the best mayne, you need to go.. to the fuckin’ dental.
I said “friggin,” yo.
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 5:58, archived)
# word...
...
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 6:06, archived)
#

(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 6:44, archived)
# would anyone like to download 38.04GB of drew carrey shows
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 8:40, archived)
# What a way to break 2 hrs of /board silence...
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 8:42, archived)
# no
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 8:48, archived)
# LIES!
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 9:00, archived)
# FACT
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 9:20, archived)
#
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 9:24, archived)
# That begs the question, who uploaded the 38 gigs of it in the first place?
Frankly, I'd take death by being drowned head first in a vat mayonnaise before that.
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 9:26, archived)
# You can use mayonnaise to make a delicious chocolate cake
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 9:28, archived)
# Not if you buy it from a store these days.
As I've said before, too much guar gum and other fillers for it to work now.
Not to mention canola oil is shitty to bake with. And most brands now use it.
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 9:32, archived)
# TURN IT UP MAN!!!
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 9:02, archived)
[challenge entry] and then from no where..... CRASH ZOOM!
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 4:57, archived)
# also I seem to have dropped this > ,
if my syntax fail bothers you feel free to put it in the right place.
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 4:59, archived)
# ahaha, i love the zoom in on him
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 5:00, archived)
# make sure you make the HHHHWOOOOOO noise at the right time
:)
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 5:09, archived)
# nice one
thats great
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 5:05, archived)
# thanking ye :)
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 5:09, archived)
# RAGE...
...against the machine!
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 5:24, archived)
# Ha!
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 5:42, archived)
# Because of the Shatner compo I imagine him to be saying KKKHHHAAAAAANNNNNN!!
:)
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 7:51, archived)
# this^
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 8:34, archived)
# and there was me thinking.."I don't need the speech bubble with 'NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!' in it"
:P
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 8:40, archived)
# ha ha
nice one!
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:09, archived)
# Haha!
nicely done
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Nickstein 3d
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 4:50, archived)
# shit
its a bit big
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 4:50, archived)
# host on b3ta rather than b3tards, and it will thumbnail automatically.
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 4:51, archived)
# sneeeeeeearrghhhhhrghk#ehtk'eqptk gnnngghngnhngn!!!
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 4:52, archived)
# Awesome!
The limit is 100kb, so 7kb doesn't matter!

Mainly: FUCK YEAH DOOM.
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 4:53, archived)
# WOLFENSTEIN
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 4:55, archived)
# Basically anything ID is good to me.
I got sexy nostalgia googles.
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 4:57, archived)
# i love all the metal songs they used on doom, well , changed slightly
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 5:00, archived)
# NIN?
Not a fan, but I guess it suited.
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 5:03, archived)
# Yeah . . . BA DOOM !
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 4:55, archived)
# the aiming breaks all the rules of doom but fuck it
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 4:55, archived)
# I'm not sure it was a rule
I mean if there was a rulebook to doom I don't think there would be a rule that says "you have to turn your head when you aim"

also it would only be one rule broken if it was
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 4:57, archived)
# .............true
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 4:58, archived)
# im gonna play some doom
nostalgia is great.
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 5:02, archived)
# Good work, bro.
I'm going to dig out Quake 2 in a second.
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 5:05, archived)
# Does anyone remember that game made on the duke nukem 3d engine
where you were some sort of martial arts instructor but you had lots of guns?

sometimes when you were shooting people he'd shout "YOU NO MESS WITH LO WANG"

I'd really like to know what it was called, I remember downloading the 5mb demo on a 14.4 modem
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 5:07, archived)
# yes you where a samuri gimme a sec to remember
redneck rampage was also on the same game engine
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 5:08, archived)
# no redneck rampage was on a different engine
this one used the same engine as duke nukem 3d
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 5:10, archived)
# redneck did use the duke nukem engine, me reads about it
(it says it wasnt built on the build engine but was based on the duke nukem code)
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 5:12, archived)
# its Shadow Warrior
did a little search i remember playing it years ago
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 5:11, archived)
# HELL YES
www.dosgamesarchive.com/download/game/212

thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 5:23, archived)
# i think its just demos from that site, i remember trying to get fate of atlanti from it
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 5:25, archived)
# SHADOW WARRIOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 5:11, archived)
# SHODO WOORER.
I found that out on my own and no one else helped.
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 5:12, archived)
# old games rule because...
A) nostalgia
B) you dont a need fancy comp to play them
C)they just do
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 5:07, archived)
# I'm going to disagree. Classic FPS games like Deus Ex, Doom, Quake 2 and Half Life were great - but a lot were appalling and luckily forgotten. Same as today - you have to wade through shit to get to the gems.
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 5:10, archived)
# goldeneye was great on the N64
i played it last year though and the controls were awful
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 5:13, archived)
# GoldenEye is a given.
I was more focussing on the PC side of things - I'm not sure GE ever made the conversion.
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 5:15, archived)
# the only games i wanna play are red orchestra online but im lagging on that a bit its fucking brill though
armed assault, but i havnt a hope in running that.and DCS black tiger heli sim looks sweet but it would probably run slow on my lappy too so point and clicks ftw!
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 5:14, archived)
# oi loike gaems i hop u do 2
im gna slep now k by
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 5:15, archived)
# sleep shite, dont let the snearghh bugs bite!
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 5:17, archived)
# nice poppy addition :D
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 5:12, archived)
# theres nobody around, BANJO TIME!!!!!
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 3:38, archived)
# thats the spirit
you play that banjo
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 3:39, archived)
# Might as well get some finger pickin' in . . .

and accompaniment ♪ ♫ ♪
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 3:58, archived)
# POGO BOZO!
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 4:05, archived)
# Crazy man . . . crazzzzzzzzzzzzzzy !
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 4:10, archived)
# BANJO TIEM
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 4:20, archived)
# ahahaha fucking hell thats a good 'un
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 4:29, archived)
# cheers ;)
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 4:31, archived)
# That's twisted !
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 4:29, archived)
# SHARK.....ROBOT SHARK
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 4:31, archived)
# Gave you a five star !
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 4:39, archived)
# I never knew it!
Ross Kemp in his younger days played a stringy thingy!
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:46, archived)
# inspired by the banjo ive made my first gif
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 4:28, archived)
# whoa nice picking
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 4:31, archived)
# Yay!
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 4:32, archived)
# That's gittin' it !
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 4:36, archived)
# i messed up on the head
dont it look like Susan Boyle though?
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 4:48, archived)
# Or her mum . . .
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 4:51, archived)
# ok i did it
edited out the bad head bobing im happy now
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 4:59, archived)
# is that
Ricky Gervais??
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 9:46, archived)
# Oooooooooh yeah . . . let's banjo jam !
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 3:42, archived)
# RATTLEHEAD AND VALIN, THE BANJO CREW BACK IN FORMATION!!!!!!!!!
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 3:43, archived)
# You got that right . . . PICK IT !
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 3:46, archived)
# shit, i only have this pearost, its the closest thing to a banjo, ill have to make more
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 3:48, archived)
# I got a few pickers left . . . check the chucks !
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 3:52, archived)
# LOL damn you, ive just done this, yours is better
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 4:02, archived)
# Yeah . . . that's fast . . . they're all good !
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 4:08, archived)
# hehehe nice one
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 4:14, archived)
# Gotta put this chap in here !


Might as well have some real music too:

pickgurn.ytmnd.com/
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 4:15, archived)
# ya gotta have a SNEAAAAAARGHH!!!!
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 4:28, archived)
# Work it out . . . SNEAAAAAARGHH!!!!
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 4:46, archived)
# PHWOAR!!!!
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 4:49, archived)
# Hit it right there !
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 4:54, archived)
# *fears*
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 5:01, archived)
# Didn't have an animated banjo yet, Q&D one for now.
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 4:21, archived)
# Those must be cat gut strings . . .
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 4:26, archived)
# METAL!

Mainly, I think, because cats would
eat them if they did use gut strings.
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 4:30, archived)
# Play metal for bread !
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 4:44, archived)
#
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 4:53, archived)
# Blackhats on and of to you !
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 4:58, archived)
# Wheeee!
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 5:06, archived)
# BANG!
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 4:39, archived)
# Hey, Valin.
I rate: Friday evening as:

SUCCESS.

Two phone numbers. Not a fucking clue what to text and when, but still - fuck yeah.
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 4:33, archived)
# just text this:
SNEAAAAAAARGGHHH BLEARGHHHH SNEARGH SNEARGHGHHHHH!!!
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 4:36, archived)
# I think that'll get me BONUS POINTS.
"HELLO IT WAS GOOD MEETING YOU HEEEFUUFUFFFFFLKKLMMMMM MEEEEAAAHHHG?G?G?GGGJJNFJFJFJFNSDDDDDDNNSMSMSMSMSMS LETS DO SOMEEHTHGHGGGMGGIIENNEFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFGRURHN DHDHDDHDHDHDHD".
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 4:39, archived)
# hahahaa im gonna get a rubber mask made of freebase and run around shouting sneaaargghhh at people
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 4:41, archived)
# GUARANTEED AXXXXCTION.
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 4:44, archived)
# Do it to it cowboy !
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 4:50, archived)
# Great . . . tell'm you want to share some music !
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 4:43, archived)
# :D
Could work.

In fairness, I'll fuck it up, on two accounts. It's how I roll :(
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 4:45, archived)
# That's it . . . R@LL the way you do . . . gotta love it !
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 4:47, archived)
# Haha fuck. I love you, Valin!
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 4:48, archived)
# Step 1: Get 2 telephones
Step 2: Dial one of the phone numbers on each phone

Step 3: Hold phones together, one of them upside down
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 4:48, archived)
# Perhaps a feedback loop would work.
Do girls dig feedback these days?
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 4:49, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 4:52, archived)
# I RATE MY FRIDAY EVENING:
SHIT.

I RATE LAST FRIDAY EVENING:
SHITTER.
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 4:50, archived)
# y so shit bro
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 4:52, archived)
# lastnight or last week?
last week i'd got pissed off by the obnoxious attention seekers at a party I went to. This resulted in me leaving way too early, and also offending some chick that I probably shouldn't have. Although, it was funny:
Her: You look like my brother.
Me: Are you into incest?
Her: No.
Me: *walks off*
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 4:57, archived)
# :D You're a classy guy.
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 4:59, archived)
# damn straight.
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 5:05, archived)
# LOL, id have said the same
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 5:02, archived)
# YEAH!!
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 5:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Keep your whites white with BNP soap powder
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 3:34, archived)
# Great for tightie whities !
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 3:42, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:42, archived)
# Such lovely eyes!
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:54, archived)
# shopped pics only please
;)
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 1:05, archived)
# Clean shaven . . . except for he's got a caterpillar under his nose . . .
I'm sure that he's scared of those !
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 1:08, archived)
# I made a greatly improved /talk searcher the other night out of absolute boredom.
Shall I make one for /board too?

Here, have a trip down memory lane: b3ta.belm.co.uk/talk/1582943
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 1:59, archived)
# that's wonderful!
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 2:05, archived)
# :(
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 2:05, archived)
# You love it.
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 2:08, archived)
# horses
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 2:11, archived)
# your youtubery link had me crying
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 2:13, archived)
# IT ENDS TONIGHT
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 2:16, archived)
# THE BEAST IS HERE
I MUST FACE IT
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 2:17, archived)
# whats the deadlist game of all?
err...crab?
Thats right, Man!
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 2:17, archived)
# hahaha!!
I stabbeth thee!!!

that would be such an epic prank to play
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 2:18, archived)
# Haha,yes
Fuck! it's on the popular page on links....

I think that's my first popular anything
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 2:18, archived)
# top o the page :D
I only found out I had a frontpage about a month after it was there :(

sad, considering I spend little or no time on stuff, there's so much good shit that gets posted that goes un noticed
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 2:20, archived)
# I doubt I'll ever get an FP
But thats mainly cos I can never be arsed to do anything good :D
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 2:22, archived)
# ya never know
one mans dogs dressed as people dressed as food is another mans frontpage :D
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 2:24, archived)
# I second this motion
the lil story does raise it from kinda good to pure Gold. top find :D
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 2:38, archived)
# top man!
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 2:41, archived)
# ha ha
you got me you bastard!
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 2:06, archived)
# Very Sexy !
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 2:08, archived)
# very confusing
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 2:12, archived)
# corrrrrr
NO

'wanks anyway'
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 2:14, archived)
# FACE CHANGE!
^^
. .
| |
U
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 2:30, archived)
# Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuut ?
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 2:34, archived)
# WOWSERS
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 2:38, archived)
# I'm having a hard time playing with the body sauce . . .
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 2:46, archived)
# I'm having a hard time concentrating
concentrating
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 2:49, archived)
# yes! make one for /board

(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 2:11, archived)
# woah!
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 2:14, archived)
# Fair lane enough !
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 2:16, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:34, archived)
# Hahahah
Great scene
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:36, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:36, archived)
#
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:36, archived)
# :D:D
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:37, archived)
#
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:38, archived)
# a perfect spesemen
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:39, archived)
# I bet those arms are fake
and he has his real ones behind his back
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:40, archived)
# he has fake legs too
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:41, archived)
# the expression on Hanks is perfect for this. He's saying "HAW HAW HAW", I'll wager.
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:45, archived)
# he's a reet smug wanker!
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:46, archived)
# You've created a new euphemism,
"having a quick gump"
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:48, archived)
# BALLS
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:39, archived)
# MOOSIVE SAX
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:39, archived)
# hahaha love that ball one
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:39, archived)
# O_O
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 2:50, archived)
# fuck yeah Tisdale
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:37, archived)
# Plz to be explaining this :
www.thebestwho.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/ashley-tisdale.jpg

ALSO :
"Lastly, like costar Vanessa Hudgens, Tisdale is also currently working on her second album. When do these young stars have time to sleep?!?"

That's because everything they do, every last thing, is utter utter shit. They don't have to work very hard on it because it is vapid fluff with no intellectual or physical effort required.
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:46, archived)
# Nose 2.0 I bet
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:49, archived)
# Yeah, makes sense.
I was forced to listen to a song from high school musical when in a Borders recently. It should be classified alongside waterboarding as a CIA torture technique.

I exaggerate. It was merely stupid and without any merit.
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:51, archived)
# oh my!

(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:40, archived)
# glorious estefan
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:40, archived)
# huh?
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:44, archived)
# Eject, EJECT!!!
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:46, archived)
# that too is quite glorious
:D
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:46, archived)
# *tries to think of wetpatch joke*
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 2:56, archived)
# that is cocking ace
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 1:01, archived)
# GO MIDGET TINA TURNER STAB HIM WITH YOUR COCK!!
also:

(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 1:02, archived)
# wheeeeeeey
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 1:43, archived)
# that's an unusual way to go
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 2:53, archived)
# MEATS!
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 2:55, archived)
# Woo!
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)
# ahh, the high seas
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:30, archived)
# FUCK YEAH
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:32, archived)
# Shiver me kibbles !
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:33, archived)
# TO CHINA!
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:35, archived)
# D:
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:35, archived)
# Can imagine that going well
with the Captain Pugwash theme.
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:50, archived)
# get off my fucking beach!

(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 1:03, archived)
# Fastest jab evaaaaaaaaar !
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 1:09, archived)
# And a southpaw too.
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 1:12, archived)
# your anims are prime golds of the awesomes :)
this has clinched it tablet or no tablet I am making an anim when I get up tomorrow :D

(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 1:07, archived)
# you are too kind
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 2:56, archived)
# I like this
lots
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 5:44, archived)
# TO CHINA!
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick & nasty! Binddun yet?!
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:27, archived)
# Egghead !
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:34, archived)
# yup.
(sorry)
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:35, archived)
# slightly
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 1:03, archived)
# quick shop - poor hearing inspired this
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:27, archived)
# Haha I can see how that'd happen.
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:32, archived)
# im just waiting...
for it to be 'improved' with a CDC
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:32, archived)
# There aren't even and FtM transsexuals fucking MtF transsexuals.
WORST PORN COLLECTION EVER!
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:41, archived)
# ooh is it out?
I'll have two
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 1:04, archived)

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