As evidenced by this post, the human race has achieved it's goal.
We can all stop now. It's over.
I will feel no shame for clicking.
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Sat 13 Jun 2009, 16:08,
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I will feel no shame for clicking.
Is she related to My Sharona?
ningles teh ghost
ningles teh b3ta
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Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:42,
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ningles teh b3ta
i'm a dinner jacket is actively seeking the apocalypse
i'd vote for him
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Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:21,
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she has very manly hands.
Mmmm seam onions!
Anyone up for a mini challenge?
I propose a B3ta quiche off! Quiches at 3pm?
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Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:15,
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Anyone up for a mini challenge?
I propose a B3ta quiche off! Quiches at 3pm?
Quiche is sick in a flan case
I will be having a warm chicken and bacon salad today
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Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:16,
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I have some cheese that has been maturing for 3 years
It should be good
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Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:22,
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the way i make quiche its an omlette in a flan. served piping hot.
there's literally no difference. just prejudice, man.
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Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:22,
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I think there's a fair bit more cheese in a quiche
plus it's quite a good word in Scrabble.
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Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:31,
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*looks in fridge*
I have half a £1 tesco "ham and cheese" quiche. It's not even Lorraine :(
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Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:17,
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Men don't eat quiche, men eat egg and bacon pie.
quiche is only for the ladies.
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Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:20,
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Chuck norris is a semi retarded racist anti gay fullretard who keeps telling people to shoot politicians
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Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:39,
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No to Quiches
I suggest a Blanc Mange off!
Only because I spent 2 hours making the buggers (and killed 2 saucepans).
:(
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Sat 13 Jun 2009, 15:15,
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Only because I spent 2 hours making the buggers (and killed 2 saucepans).
:(
what, that different people have different skull shapes?
ah, is the middle skull actually Neanderthal?
edit: i should probably point out that, while there may be heritable differences in skull shape, they are not as pronounced as this, and not proof of independent origin. I recommend a book called 'The Mismeasure of Man' by S.J. Gould on this.
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Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:08,
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edit: i should probably point out that, while there may be heritable differences in skull shape, they are not as pronounced as this, and not proof of independent origin. I recommend a book called 'The Mismeasure of Man' by S.J. Gould on this.
I recommend the human skulls at the Ashmolean
And an account of how shapes are somehow morally important.
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Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:39,
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even if there are some differences between skull shapes when averaged out...
...why the fuck would that affect behaviour or intelligence in any way?
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Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:45,
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.
The middle skull is that of a gorilla.
The bottom of a cat.
Obviously, exaggerating the claims, but yes, the underlying notion is that scientific "proof" is used as a backing for a persons racist views.
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Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:54,
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The bottom of a cat.
Obviously, exaggerating the claims, but yes, the underlying notion is that scientific "proof" is used as a backing for a persons racist views.
*looks for reflectoporn man*
*looks for rg under the bed*
Is it the anachronism?
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Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:35,
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Is it the anachronism?
well, I found this site:
www.thecrystalshard.net/
which claims to be the "world of realized dreams...", but mostly has poorly drawn cartoons of wimmins in corsets, like:
www.thecrystalshard.net/images/misc_art/adrianna_corset.jpg
who has a nose like that?
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Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:06,
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which claims to be the "world of realized dreams...", but mostly has poorly drawn cartoons of wimmins in corsets, like:
www.thecrystalshard.net/images/misc_art/adrianna_corset.jpg
who has a nose like that?
Is that two lines of charlie in the mirror?
What does it all mean?
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Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:40,
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Bit of a high
and the bints think they can parade around in their frocks
Saucy tarts
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Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:45,
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Saucy tarts
an india rubber plant? in a room with ladies wearing corsets? never!
i'm missing something here I think
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Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:50,
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would, individually and both at once, then I'd have a wank watching them.
there, you all really needed to know that.
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Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:00,
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You asked for it...
PS: Not been on much for the last two weeks (busy with work). How are you doing my fine friends?
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Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:52,
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it's how he packs the power.
his heads already round 360 before the punch starts... the rest is just unraveling.
ALSO: general abuse and expletive language that passes for hello these days.
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Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:02,
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ALSO: general abuse and expletive language that passes for hello these days.
plosive sounds and bum whistles you deviant garage featherer
Nong!
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Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:29,
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HADUKEN!
Also: Where is Epiphany?
Also Also: Everyone come to Sheffield tonight. Details in sig.
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Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:02,
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Also Also: Everyone come to Sheffield tonight. Details in sig.
CELEBRATING BEER WITH BEER
Edit: I dont know what anyone looks like. I am scared.
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Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:26,
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Im going to Sheffield this afternoon for a small bash.
There will be beer and trains. You?
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Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:30,
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Less trains, also beer
It lovely weather out. I'm thinking about taking my bike out to the forest.
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Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:45,
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It lovely weather out. I'm thinking about taking my bike out to the forest.
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggggggg
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Sat 13 Jun 2009, 9:32,
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I can only be thankful this isn't animated... I think my brain would switch off,.
Woo :)
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Sat 13 Jun 2009, 9:55,
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh
I'm melting...
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Sat 13 Jun 2009, 13:36,
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that's the funky shit right there.
:D
as predicted my brain cannot deal with that at all.. :D
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Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:38,
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as predicted my brain cannot deal with that at all.. :D
Whoa this makes my head hurt.
The shadow at the bottom kinda ruins it though because it gets repeated.
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Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:21,
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Now, for some reason, I rilly like this
It defies logic, and is therefore, good.
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Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:58,
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Yo, I got one question man, tell me who next,
This nigga salt like the nigga done get it the best,
See I’m the best maaaayne, I did it.
(Longest Pause Ever)
Yeah, I’m a let you know who the best, by the hour,
He’s like Rosie O’Donnell at a bisexual bridal shower,
It ain’t nothing to me man, I keep it fo’ real,
Look at his dental man, with… dent on the grill,
See, I’m the best, I told you that, this dude like that,
He ran then from the cat, no, I messed up,
But I’m a stay on top they told me man,
But you know man, I’m never gon’ flop, look at this dude,
He need to stay in the shade, ain’t no wonder why he came out,
He already in the gay parade, I told you man, I got you,
Roasted like ever you dont know, but my rhymes,
They straight up clever, so you step down, off the pedastle.
I’m the best mayne, you need to go.. to the fuckin’ dental.
I said “friggin,” yo.
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Sat 13 Jun 2009, 5:58,
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This nigga salt like the nigga done get it the best,
See I’m the best maaaayne, I did it.
(Longest Pause Ever)
Yeah, I’m a let you know who the best, by the hour,
He’s like Rosie O’Donnell at a bisexual bridal shower,
It ain’t nothing to me man, I keep it fo’ real,
Look at his dental man, with… dent on the grill,
See, I’m the best, I told you that, this dude like that,
He ran then from the cat, no, I messed up,
But I’m a stay on top they told me man,
But you know man, I’m never gon’ flop, look at this dude,
He need to stay in the shade, ain’t no wonder why he came out,
He already in the gay parade, I told you man, I got you,
Roasted like ever you dont know, but my rhymes,
They straight up clever, so you step down, off the pedastle.
I’m the best mayne, you need to go.. to the fuckin’ dental.
I said “friggin,” yo.
That begs the question, who uploaded the 38 gigs of it in the first place?
Frankly, I'd take death by being drowned head first in a vat mayonnaise before that.
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Sat 13 Jun 2009, 9:26,
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Not if you buy it from a store these days.
As I've said before, too much guar gum and other fillers for it to work now.
Not to mention canola oil is shitty to bake with. And most brands now use it.
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Sat 13 Jun 2009, 9:32,
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Not to mention canola oil is shitty to bake with. And most brands now use it.
also I seem to have dropped this > ,
if my syntax fail bothers you feel free to put it in the right place.
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Sat 13 Jun 2009, 4:59,
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Because of the Shatner compo I imagine him to be saying KKKHHHAAAAAANNNNNN!!
:)
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Sat 13 Jun 2009, 7:51,
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and there was me thinking.."I don't need the speech bubble with 'NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!' in it"
:P
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Sat 13 Jun 2009, 8:40,
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host on b3ta rather than b3tards, and it will thumbnail automatically.
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Sat 13 Jun 2009, 4:51,
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Awesome!
The limit is 100kb, so 7kb doesn't matter!
Mainly: FUCK YEAH DOOM.
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Sat 13 Jun 2009, 4:53,
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Mainly: FUCK YEAH DOOM.
Basically anything ID is good to me.
I got sexy nostalgia googles.
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Sat 13 Jun 2009, 4:57,
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i love all the metal songs they used on doom, well , changed slightly
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Sat 13 Jun 2009, 5:00,
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I'm not sure it was a rule
I mean if there was a rulebook to doom I don't think there would be a rule that says "you have to turn your head when you aim"
also it would only be one rule broken if it was
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Sat 13 Jun 2009, 4:57,
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also it would only be one rule broken if it was
Does anyone remember that game made on the duke nukem 3d engine
where you were some sort of martial arts instructor but you had lots of guns?
sometimes when you were shooting people he'd shout "YOU NO MESS WITH LO WANG"
I'd really like to know what it was called, I remember downloading the 5mb demo on a 14.4 modem
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Sat 13 Jun 2009, 5:07,
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sometimes when you were shooting people he'd shout "YOU NO MESS WITH LO WANG"
I'd really like to know what it was called, I remember downloading the 5mb demo on a 14.4 modem
yes you where a samuri gimme a sec to remember
redneck rampage was also on the same game engine
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Sat 13 Jun 2009, 5:08,
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no redneck rampage was on a different engine
this one used the same engine as duke nukem 3d
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Sat 13 Jun 2009, 5:10,
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redneck did use the duke nukem engine, me reads about it
(it says it wasnt built on the build engine but was based on the duke nukem code)
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Sat 13 Jun 2009, 5:12,
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its Shadow Warrior
did a little search i remember playing it years ago
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Sat 13 Jun 2009, 5:11,
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HELL YES
www.dosgamesarchive.com/download/game/212
thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou
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Sat 13 Jun 2009, 5:23,
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thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou
i think its just demos from that site, i remember trying to get fate of atlanti from it
rapidlibrary.com/index.php?q=shadow+warrior+n95 maybe full game?
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Sat 13 Jun 2009, 5:25,
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SHODO WOORER.
I found that out on my own and no one else helped.
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Sat 13 Jun 2009, 5:12,
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old games rule because...
A) nostalgia
B) you dont a need fancy comp to play them
C)they just do
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Sat 13 Jun 2009, 5:07,
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B) you dont a need fancy comp to play them
C)they just do
I'm going to disagree. Classic FPS games like Deus Ex, Doom, Quake 2 and Half Life were great - but a lot were appalling and luckily forgotten. Same as today - you have to wade through shit to get to the gems.
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Sat 13 Jun 2009, 5:10,
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goldeneye was great on the N64
i played it last year though and the controls were awful
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Sat 13 Jun 2009, 5:13,
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GoldenEye is a given.
I was more focussing on the PC side of things - I'm not sure GE ever made the conversion.
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Sat 13 Jun 2009, 5:15,
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the only games i wanna play are red orchestra online but im lagging on that a bit its fucking brill though
armed assault, but i havnt a hope in running that.and DCS black tiger heli sim looks sweet but it would probably run slow on my lappy too so point and clicks ftw!
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Sat 13 Jun 2009, 5:14,
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I never knew it!
Ross Kemp in his younger days played a stringy thingy!
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Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:46,
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RATTLEHEAD AND VALIN, THE BANJO CREW BACK IN FORMATION!!!!!!!!!
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Sat 13 Jun 2009, 3:43,
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shit, i only have this pearost, its the closest thing to a banjo, ill have to make more
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Sat 13 Jun 2009, 3:48,
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Gotta put this chap in here !
Might as well have some real music too:
pickgurn.ytmnd.com/
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Sat 13 Jun 2009, 4:15,
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Might as well have some real music too:
pickgurn.ytmnd.com/
METAL!
Mainly, I think, because cats would
eat them if they did use gut strings.
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Sat 13 Jun 2009, 4:30,
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Mainly, I think, because cats would
eat them if they did use gut strings.
Hey, Valin.
I rate: Friday evening as:
SUCCESS.
Two phone numbers. Not a fucking clue what to text and when, but still - fuck yeah.
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Sat 13 Jun 2009, 4:33,
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SUCCESS.
Two phone numbers. Not a fucking clue what to text and when, but still - fuck yeah.
just text this:
SNEAAAAAAARGGHHH BLEARGHHHH SNEARGH SNEARGHGHHHHH!!!
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Sat 13 Jun 2009, 4:36,
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I think that'll get me BONUS POINTS.
"HELLO IT WAS GOOD MEETING YOU HEEEFUUFUFFFFFLKKLMMMMM MEEEEAAAHHHG?G?G?GGGJJNFJFJFJFNSDDDDDDNNSMSMSMSMSMS LETS DO SOMEEHTHGHGGGMGGIIENNEFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFGRURHN DHDHDDHDHDHDHD".
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Sat 13 Jun 2009, 4:39,
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hahahaa im gonna get a rubber mask made of freebase and run around shouting sneaaargghhh at people
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Sat 13 Jun 2009, 4:41,
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:D
Could work.
In fairness, I'll fuck it up, on two accounts. It's how I roll :(
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Sat 13 Jun 2009, 4:45,
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In fairness, I'll fuck it up, on two accounts. It's how I roll :(
Step 1: Get 2 telephones
Step 2: Dial one of the phone numbers on each phone
Step 3: Hold phones together, one of them upside down
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Sat 13 Jun 2009, 4:48,
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Step 3: Hold phones together, one of them upside down
Perhaps a feedback loop would work.
Do girls dig feedback these days?
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Sat 13 Jun 2009, 4:49,
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I RATE MY FRIDAY EVENING:
SHIT.
I RATE LAST FRIDAY EVENING:
SHITTER.
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Sat 13 Jun 2009, 4:50,
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I RATE LAST FRIDAY EVENING:
SHITTER.
lastnight or last week?
last week i'd got pissed off by the obnoxious attention seekers at a party I went to. This resulted in me leaving way too early, and also offending some chick that I probably shouldn't have. Although, it was funny:
Her: You look like my brother.
Me: Are you into incest?
Her: No.
Me: *walks off*
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Sat 13 Jun 2009, 4:57,
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Her: You look like my brother.
Me: Are you into incest?
Her: No.
Me: *walks off*
Clean shaven . . . except for he's got a caterpillar under his nose . . .
I'm sure that he's scared of those !
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Sat 13 Jun 2009, 1:08,
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I made a greatly improved /talk searcher the other night out of absolute boredom.
Shall I make one for /board too?
Here, have a trip down memory lane: b3ta.belm.co.uk/talk/1582943
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Sat 13 Jun 2009, 1:59,
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Here, have a trip down memory lane: b3ta.belm.co.uk/talk/1582943
hahaha!!
I stabbeth thee!!!
that would be such an epic prank to play
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Sat 13 Jun 2009, 2:18,
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that would be such an epic prank to play
Haha,yes
Fuck! it's on the popular page on links....
I think that's my first popular anything
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Sat 13 Jun 2009, 2:18,
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I think that's my first popular anything
top o the page :D
I only found out I had a frontpage about a month after it was there :(
sad, considering I spend little or no time on stuff, there's so much good shit that gets posted that goes un noticed
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Sat 13 Jun 2009, 2:20,
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sad, considering I spend little or no time on stuff, there's so much good shit that gets posted that goes un noticed
I doubt I'll ever get an FP
But thats mainly cos I can never be arsed to do anything good :D
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Sat 13 Jun 2009, 2:22,
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ya never know
one mans dogs dressed as people dressed as food is another mans frontpage :D
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Sat 13 Jun 2009, 2:24,
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I second this motion
the lil story does raise it from kinda good to pure Gold. top find :D
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Sat 13 Jun 2009, 2:38,
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I bet those arms are fake
and he has his real ones behind his back
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Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:40,
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the expression on Hanks is perfect for this. He's saying "HAW HAW HAW", I'll wager.
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Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:45,
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Plz to be explaining this :
www.thebestwho.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/ashley-tisdale.jpg
ALSO :
"Lastly, like costar Vanessa Hudgens, Tisdale is also currently working on her second album. When do these young stars have time to sleep?!?"
That's because everything they do, every last thing, is utter utter shit. They don't have to work very hard on it because it is vapid fluff with no intellectual or physical effort required.
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Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:46,
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ALSO :
"Lastly, like costar Vanessa Hudgens, Tisdale is also currently working on her second album. When do these young stars have time to sleep?!?"
That's because everything they do, every last thing, is utter utter shit. They don't have to work very hard on it because it is vapid fluff with no intellectual or physical effort required.
Yeah, makes sense.
I was forced to listen to a song from high school musical when in a Borders recently. It should be classified alongside waterboarding as a CIA torture technique.
I exaggerate. It was merely stupid and without any merit.
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Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:51,
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I exaggerate. It was merely stupid and without any merit.
your anims are prime golds of the awesomes :)
this has clinched it tablet or no tablet I am making an anim when I get up tomorrow :D
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Sat 13 Jun 2009, 1:07,
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There aren't even and FtM transsexuals fucking MtF transsexuals.
WORST PORN COLLECTION EVER!
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Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:41,
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