..

( Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:53, archived)

But the blowing never did anything but make you feel better about yourself :(

( epiphany exit signs, they're on the way out aren't they, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:54, archived)

it worked man, you just had to vector your blow jus-rite

( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:55, archived)

Na, just pulling it out and back in again works dont it

( epiphany exit signs, they're on the way out aren't they, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:56, archived)

not on the spiritual level man
not there
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:56, archived)

I'd still blow for shits n giggles anyway

( epiphany exit signs, they're on the way out aren't they, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:57, archived)

\o/

( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:57, archived)

Oh dude congrats on graduating!

( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:11, archived)

BLOWING WORKS, ASSHOLE.

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:17, archived)

heheheh...
always does the trick!
( enceladus, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:54, archived)

everyone who had a system with carts
learned the technique of "BLOW ON THE EDGE"

hmm, sounds like a deep gritty drama on BBC2 with some new upcoming actress who gets nuddy a lot

Yay for BBC2 gritty dramas!
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:55, archived)

I still do it with my ds

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:08, archived)

we're all edge blowers, man
:)
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:09, archived)

I do it too

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:19, archived)

hahah yes
awesome nostalgia
( PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:56, archived)

aaah yes
time to crack out the old Master System 2 from the attic, methinks
( charlie? is young and bored of being young and bored, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:05, archived)

lulz!
bit.ly/qdI89
( PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:08, archived)

that's the one!
best part: it has "Alex Kidd in Miracle World" built in, just turn it on without a cartridge and BAM!
( charlie? is young and bored of being young and bored, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:12, archived)

also, mine is better than that picture cos it has sonic stickers on it :D

( charlie? is young and bored of being young and bored, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:13, archived)

I realised the other day that my N64 isn't compatable with my 32" 1080 HD TV
Bad times.
( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:18, archived)

nooooooooo!
star wars podracer was always my fave :D
( charlie? is young and bored of being young and bored, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:23, archived)

Diddy Kong Racing.
I'm adament to this day that someone stole that from me
( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:25, archived)

Mine had Sonic built in!
Infinitely better! :P
( Tangy - Actually quite good at cooking, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:31, archived)

bastard!
in my defence, it was a hand-me-down from my cousin, so i didn't get much choice!
( charlie? is young and bored of being young and bored, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:37, archived)

Ahh the good old days when Black was Grey and ergonomics was insanity

( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:14, archived)

some cunt pulled the cart out of my nes while it was still on :(
but then they got me a snes to make up for it :D
( weaver. Free Psychochomp when you spend £50!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:05, archived)

I just popped back to say
I've just eaten my first peanut butter jelly (JAM) sandwich and it was gert lush.

I also enjoyed blowing my NES and Sega Mega Drive II cartridges, I wish I hadn't sold my NES. Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid...
( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:08, archived)

Indeed. Only way to get the damn cat hair out.
Brushing never seemed to do it. Just moved it enough to
glitch you right when you got near the end of the level.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:32, archived)

Percy found his new friend somehow riveting...

Evening all!
( enceladus, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:51, archived)

ahahah
yes!
woo
( PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:51, archived)

:D

( enceladus, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:52, archived)

Hahaha
MAK MAK MAK MAK MAK

This goes well with Mars Attacks!
( epiphany exit signs, they're on the way out aren't they, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:53, archived)

hahaha!
It does indeed! It's a great film... :)
( enceladus, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:56, archived)

Film! I thought it was a documentary!
Just like independance day! D:
( epiphany exit signs, they're on the way out aren't they, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:57, archived)

It's like that Orson Welles business all
over again... panic!!!
( enceladus, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:58, archived)

THE CHANCES OF ANYTHING COMING FROM MARS
ARE A MILLION TO ONE!
( epiphany exit signs, they're on the way out aren't they, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:59, archived)

and still they come!
u-laaaaah!
( enceladus, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:00, archived)

I thought it was;
DAK DAK DAKK DAK DAAAKKDAKK DAAAK DAK DAK!
( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:09, archived)

your accent is excellent.

( enceladus, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:15, archived)

I have relatives from there.

( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:16, archived)

ah...
how exotic!
( enceladus, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:19, archived)

This is a lovely thing
:)
( Prequal ARRIBA SUPERIEUR PREMIUM COCAO 81%, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:03, archived)

aw...cheers!
:)
( enceladus, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:04, archived)

He looks like he's come to grips with it . . .

( Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:04, archived)

arf!
but he's a bit of a tool, to be honest.
( enceladus, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:05, archived)

He probably needs some sort of heron aid with that thing covering his ears ...

( Prequal ARRIBA SUPERIEUR PREMIUM COCAO 81%, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:08, archived)

ahh, lever it out!

( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:12, archived)

I'm nervous
I think he might be storking me.
( Prequal ARRIBA SUPERIEUR PREMIUM COCAO 81%, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:17, archived)

you
pelican't be serious...
( enceladus, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:22, archived)

There's no way
that kind of behaviour can be l-eagle
( Prequal ARRIBA SUPERIEUR PREMIUM COCAO 81%, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:26, archived)

poprivetalicious
aces:)
( elvisweathercock finally got round to updating profile, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:07, archived)

cheers!

( enceladus, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:11, archived)

Hehe, how very silly!
More of this sort of thing please.
( Bryan Damage, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:10, archived)

I'll start looking for more obscure
hardware items immediately! :)
( enceladus, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:12, archived)

might make a good compo suggestion:)

( elvisweathercock finally got round to updating profile, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:19, archived)

haha!
three words: obscure hardware items. Get shopping!
( enceladus, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:21, archived)

Pffft!

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:33, archived)

:)

( enceladus, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:44, archived)

delurks,

posts,



relurks
( the stainless steel rat-boy will be going for coffee at, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:32, archived)

Jolliest Roger going !

( Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:34, archived)

I'm likin'this
:)
( elvisweathercock finally got round to updating profile, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:34, archived)

*Headbangs*
Edit: And I'm off to watch shit television programming. Laters b3ta! Schmerg.
( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:35, archived)

very nice!

( enceladus, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:51, archived)

Tumbleweed now blows across the desolate landscape that was once the funny, fertilie land known as the Gayshift
ALL BECAUSE YOU FUCKING RUINED FREEBASE.


( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:24, archived)

( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:26, archived)

( epiphany exit signs, they're on the way out aren't they, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:36, archived)

( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:39, archived)

I only did one :(

( epiphany exit signs, they're on the way out aren't they, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:40, archived)

I only did two :(

( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:41, archived)

Did too !

( Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:57, archived)

RIP FREEBASE

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:26, archived)

yeah, lets spoil other people's fun.

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:27, archived)

Take Freebase's cock out your arse.

( PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:30, archived)

Yeah, go fuck yourself

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:35, archived)

ahaha
you care about him
( PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:40, archived)

I care about having fun.

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:49, archived)

Then don't tell people to 'go fuck themselves'.
Chillax bro. ;)
( PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:54, archived)

then what was your original post all about ?
for fuck's sake
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:57, archived)

woah sir! Was just kidding.
Why so serious? And why is freebase 'ruined' anyway?
( PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:00, archived)

how do you propose we do such a thing

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:31, archived)

I was just getting into the mindset of the people who ruined it
the only thing that could ruin it more is if we stuck a fucking shitty mickey rooney tramp on everything
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:38, archived)

Who as done this dastardly deed . . . and how !

( Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:33, archived)

IT WAS REVENGE FOR WHAT YOU GAYSHIFT BASTARDS DID TO HENRY

( The Hedgehog From Hell, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:33, archived)

Henry's had another tough shift in the underground . . .

( Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:35, archived)

it's his dedication I admire
:)
( elvisweathercock finally got round to updating profile, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:41, archived)

Yeah . . . his time clock is punched out !

( Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:49, archived)

( HairyTwatter Needs more tostones by, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 2:10, archived)

HENRY HAS BEEN AND ALWAYS WILL BE SHIT

( epiphany exit signs, they're on the way out aren't they, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:36, archived)

MY MEME'S BIGGER THAN YOUR MEME

( The Hedgehog From Hell, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:37, archived)

I DON'T HAVE A MEME... I ONLY HAVE DOGS DRESSED AS PEOPLE DRESSED AS FOOD

( epiphany exit signs, they're on the way out aren't they, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:40, archived)

this

( PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:40, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/9565384

;)
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:47, archived)

first Jacko
now Freebase............*sobs*
( elvisweathercock finally got round to updating profile, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:38, archived)

Wait
how is Freebase ruined?
( Tangy - Actually quite good at cooking, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:42, archived)

fuckwits sent him messages on facebook

( gronkpan , a friend, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 2:00, archived)

cockweasle explain to me what happened i still dont understand

( Shada stay frosty oscar mike, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:42, archived)

I still have no idea what's happening
it makes me a sad meat :(
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:50, archived)

Super Happy Fun Time
was always a better name than Gay Shift. If that had caught on, things would be different now. Oh yes.
( supermoore: HUNG, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:44, archived)

I don't think it would.

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:49, archived)

Newsflash: old b3ta user unlurks to claim everything was better in the old days

( The Hedgehog From Hell, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:54, archived)

the fields were houses then
and the houses were fields

the whole fucking countryside's a bastarding merry go round!

*shakes fist*


O_o
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:56, archived)

Thats all it was to them.... fields...

( epiphany exit signs, they're on the way out aren't they, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:58, archived)

*wipes away little tear*
still, it's funny now that a dyslexic town planner got involved and the place is filled with flids.

:D
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:59, archived)

That's a little bit handy
:)
( Prequal ARRIBA SUPERIEUR PREMIUM COCAO 81%, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:01, archived)

haha
:D
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:02, archived)

*plays Taps*

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:34, archived)

damn them
damn them all to hell!
( Bloop wasn't here on, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:38, archived)

It's ok
I have an idea

it's not an idea about freebase but it is an idea
( gronkpan , a friend, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 2:00, archived)

You daft, inbred, racist, spoilt, ginger cunt!

( Guy Incognito "DY-NO-MITE! DY-NO-MITE!", Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:13, archived)

inbred? I'd say....
unlikely :)

hehehehe
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:15, archived)

Hahaha, the most genetically diverse member of the royal family!
Well, I say member of the royal family, he's as royal as I am.
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:16, archived)

I like him because of that.
He's just such a casual bastard :D
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:21, archived)

heh
THE EPIC ADVENTURES OF CASUAL ROYAL BASTARD

episode 34:

"Oh look, there's a peasant on fire"
*reaches for shotgun*
"Bagged the fucker! HA"



( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:52, archived)

heh heh.........I take it your not too keen on 'im then:D
superb pic:)click
( elvisweathercock finally got round to updating profile, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:17, archived)

I read that as . . . half cut prince . . .

( Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:19, archived)

Chief Hatumup

( Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:00, archived)

Option 3 or 6

( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:01, archived)

He can't make up his mind either . . .

( Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:09, archived)

hahaha
he's a hard 'n to please...i like how he tries the feather back on..lol
( elvisweathercock finally got round to updating profile, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:04, archived)

The feather tickles his fancy . . .

( Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:08, archived)

HATAMUP! YAP THAT FOOL!
HATAMUP! KIDNAP THAT FOOL!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:09, archived)

It's so difficult to fool a fool . . .

( Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:12, archived)

It's the perfect timin', you see the man shinin' Get up off them God damn diamonds

( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:25, archived)

Paneled for improved satisfaction

( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:40, archived)

we can't go on to lemon
with suspicious limes
( Bloop wasn't here on, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:40, archived)

Do you any idea what you're doing?!

( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:42, archived)

!

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:43, archived)

yes!

( Bloop wasn't here on, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:46, archived)

hahaha
TOMAYTOES!

( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:47, archived)

ATTACK OF THE KILLER TOMATOES

( epiphany exit signs, they're on the way out aren't they, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:58, archived)

You just made me shriek!

( Flowerpot slip in heavenly piss, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:49, archived)

ouch!

( enceladus, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:47, archived)

FUCK >:(

( petehix Board Sig:, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:48, archived)

You know you a verb out of your sentence?

( Pedro Hin now with 90% more stoat!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:49, archived)

Dammnit usually quicker than that

( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:53, archived)

make more grammar little monkdagola
:D
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:02, archived)

oh on then!


/Ninja
( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:03, archived)

yay
:)
( elvisweathercock finally got round to updating profile, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:05, archived)

YES!

( epiphany exit signs, they're on the way out aren't they, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:05, archived)

FUCK YEAH!
:D


am I still the #1 google search for "schmerg merm"

oh and "klemplatte" too?

edit: haha at the #1 thing :D
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:11, archived)

That's impressive !
www.google.com/search?gbv=2&hl=en&newwindow=1&q=schmerg%20merm&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=iw
( Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:14, archived)

yes, I know how to fucking googlebomb!
:D
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:16, archived)

I had no idea my words were being used that often.

( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:31, archived)

I use them when translating dutch or german into anything
:D
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:53, archived)

:D!!!!

( epiphany exit signs, they're on the way out aren't they, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:58, archived)

Oh my giddy aunt
hehehe

( Flowerpot slip in heavenly piss, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:45, archived)

Mad haha
Love it
(Glomp is NOT a heartless bastard, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:41, archived)

hatstandtastic

( Pope George-Ringo quick Alter Boy, to the Popemobile, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:42, archived)

:D:D

( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:43, archived)

ha ha this is ace
This song just breeds supreme silliness :D

( The magic of chutney Lick a chimp, chump, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:43, archived)

Hehehehehe

( Flowerpot slip in heavenly piss, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:45, archived)

hahaha
Magic.
( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:46, archived)

:D

( enceladus, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:46, archived)

heheh

( Bloop wasn't here on, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:49, archived)

:D
suspicious pies from Hampson's for sure:(
( elvisweathercock finally got round to updating profile, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:07, archived)

hahahahahahah

( Barry the Time Sprout twinned with Dan Ackroyd, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:43, archived)

Well blossom arsehole
that's good :)
copyright DTF

I'd love another round of this as a challenge entry but I'm afraid of what would happen.

( Flowerpot slip in heavenly piss, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:44, archived)

hahaha!
how very silly!
( enceladus, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:45, archived)

Hahaha fuck me this is great :D

( petehix Board Sig:, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:47, archived)

hahahaha
times 3:)
( elvisweathercock finally got round to updating profile, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:50, archived)

Terrifics :D

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:51, archived)

excceelllent

/Mr. Burns
( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:54, archived)

The paneled panel approves !

( Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:54, archived)

Finally,
I've been seeking their approval for bloody ages.

( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:57, archived)

Aaaaaaaaah . . . yes !

( Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:02, archived)

Hahahaha !!! ow!

( epiphany exit signs, they're on the way out aren't they, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:06, archived)

Shia Le Fox

( PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:23, archived)

HAHAHHA
This is fucking brilliant
The one wearing a tie is saying "NGGGG" :D
Have a click :D
( petehix Board Sig:, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:25, archived)

cheers

( PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:37, archived)

Like this...

( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:37, archived)

Laird Dave and Dr Zaarlon?

edit: nice work.
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:25, archived)

I'll stick this here again, for the hell of it

( The Hedgehog From Hell, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:28, archived)

This is fucking terrifying!

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:29, archived)

The stuff of nightmares
The mancow on the left is like some fucked up kids entertainer you had at a bday party when you were 6yrs old.
( PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:31, archived)

omg omg omg
tremendous:)
( elvisweathercock finally got round to updating profile, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:33, archived)

I think I lived with that girl in the blue
whilst at uni.
( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:41, archived)

argh
nice skin job!
( Bloop wasn't here on, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:42, archived)

That would make a nice advert for razor blades !

( Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:26, archived)

hehe

( PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:28, archived)

Looks like he's been hit by the hair club . . . for men !

( Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:33, archived)

heh heh..nicely done-love these face swaps

( elvisweathercock finally got round to updating profile, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:32, archived)

Magic lipsticks !

( Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:40, archived)

One of the best face swaps
I have ever seen! Awesome.
(Glomp is NOT a heartless bastard, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:40, archived)

crikey!
that's rather well done...
( enceladus, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:45, archived)

Elvis PaisleY #2

( elvisweathercock finally got round to updating profile, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:09, archived)

hahahaha
aceness
( mictoboy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:12, archived)

Fantastic :D

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:13, archived)

ha ha!
He'll do himself an Ian Dury going at it like that
( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:13, archived)

hahaha
:)
( elvisweathercock finally got round to updating profile, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:16, archived)

Checks out on
all levels. and click
( edjogs Gave up sigs but likes a wee drink, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:15, archived)

Whip it . . . whip that CC rider !

( Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:15, archived)

pfft:)
thought it said CDC rider then:(
( elvisweathercock finally got round to updating profile, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:18, archived)

That's behind the scene . . .

( Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:22, archived)

A LUTTLE LAYSS CONVERSEESHAN, AND A LOAT MORE AYCTION! OH YUSS UNDEED!

( mictoboy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:15, archived)

Looks like:

( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:17, archived)

uh-huh

( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:17, archived)

bwwwwaaaahhhahaha
love it:)
( elvisweathercock finally got round to updating profile, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:18, archived)

TJ
Is B3tards broken or is it just me?
( sundae_girl_2004 was a merchant of death, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:19, archived)

you're broken

( mictoboy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:20, archived)

Again?
damn.
( sundae_girl_2004 was a merchant of death, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:21, archived)

When you're heart's not open...

( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:45, archived)

I think that it's down for repairs . . .
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/upload/

has been up and running . . .
( Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:21, archived)

ok
thanks
( sundae_girl_2004 was a merchant of death, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:23, archived)

photobucket's ok while b3ta's away "for the weekend"

( elvisweathercock finally got round to updating profile, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:23, archived)

No matter
i was re-touching the wedding pic from earlier. She will manage without.
( sundae_girl_2004 was a merchant of death, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:28, archived)

That . . . would make for a lonely honeymoon . . .

( Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:32, archived)

Ha!
i really ought to share this; made me laugh and i got suckered:
My boss: "Sundae, one day i want you to come to my place wearing a maids uniform"
Me: "Sir, there are rules on sexual harrasment!"
Boss: "Sexual? I just want my fucking house cleaned"

Oh how we laughed... (Actually it was funny)
( sundae_girl_2004 was a merchant of death, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:43, archived)

He got away with it no doubt . . .
that is a good'n !
( Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:52, archived)

He is a good
boss. and i think he had been waiting 20 years to do the joke.
( sundae_girl_2004 was a merchant of death, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:14, archived)

Can't blame him . . . really . . .

( Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:20, archived)

GO! GO! ELVIS RANGER!

( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:24, archived)

LOL

(herman :D snow, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:29, archived)

look at the size o'that joint
giz a toke:))
( elvisweathercock finally got round to updating profile, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:35, archived)

I keep thinking
it's Kim Jong Il.
( Bloop wasn't here on, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:41, archived)

this image keeps crashing my browser :(
Is anyone else on here running Windows 3.11 / Internet Explorer 5 having the same problem?
( Pedro Hin now with 90% more stoat!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:44, archived)

NO . . . but it does look good & black & white . . .

( Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:55, archived)

that's wonderful...
have a click!
( enceladus, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:44, archived)

Hahaha,
fabbo!
( Lord Kronos - dodging salad so you don't have to, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:13, archived)

*Clicks like a loon*
This is awesome!
( Prequal ARRIBA SUPERIEUR PREMIUM COCAO 81%, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:34, archived)

:D
have an art i did
( The_Fiend, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:37, archived)

What's his nickname?
Gangsters always have to have good nicknames in quotes between their fore and surnames.

I, for example, am Zelter "Megatron" Giset.
( zeltergiset, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:45, archived)

'megatron'?
i thought it was 'matron'!
( mictoboy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:46, archived)

Sometimes I stick an apostrophe in their when the situation merits.
It's very versatile.
( zeltergiset, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:47, archived)

king "bastard nails" superspecial

( kingsuperspecial is a Barbie horse, I have my own shower of course., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:47, archived)

micto 'pardon?' boy

( mictoboy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:47, archived)

Can I be Red "RAW FUCKING FISH" Sushi please?

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:48, archived)

yes
yes you can
( kingsuperspecial is a Barbie horse, I have my own shower of course., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:48, archived)

Sweet.

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:53, archived)

No

( epiphany exit signs, they're on the way out aren't they, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:50, archived)

Too late man.
Too fucking late.
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:53, archived)

>:(
I SAID NO MIKE, NO MEANS NO!
( epiphany exit signs, they're on the way out aren't they, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:54, archived)

mike means no?

( mictoboy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:54, archived)

damn you pedants!

( epiphany exit signs, they're on the way out aren't they, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:56, archived)

I said noCOMMA Mike.

( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:32, archived)

Mmm maybe

( mediocre I am not strange, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:53, archived)

I think ideally you want the threatening nickname to be shorter than the rest of the name.
I'll check the guide book.
( zeltergiset, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:53, archived)

Well what about
Micky Two Times Micky Two Times?
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:55, archived)

I say combine them.

( zeltergiset, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:57, archived)

Mickey Once

( mictoboy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:02, archived)

( mediocre I am not strange, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:01, archived)

hahaha

( mictoboy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:02, archived)

Ha ha ha!
Braw! But I should have had chips with that....
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:08, archived)

Fish AND chips? What kind of combination is that?

( mediocre I am not strange, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:20, archived)

before i go, i shall add
Smash "bury me in a Y-shaped coffin" Monkey
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:50, archived)

That Village People tribute band will be the death of you

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:52, archived)

Can I be epi "pip" phany

( epiphany exit signs, they're on the way out aren't they, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:50, archived)

I want to be terribly english like pip from south park

( epiphany exit signs, they're on the way out aren't they, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:51, archived)

Or pip from Great Expectations.
We're very different.
( zeltergiset, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:52, archived)

Or pip(pin)
From Lord of the Rings.
( petehix Board Sig:, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:16, archived)

medi "Sex Cock" ocre

( mediocre I am not strange, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:53, archived)

I read that as sex cock ogre :/

( epiphany exit signs, they're on the way out aren't they, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:53, archived)

That'll be your dirty mind then

( mediocre I am not strange, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:54, archived)

Probably....

( epiphany exit signs, they're on the way out aren't they, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:56, archived)

Yays!

( mediocre I am not strange, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:57, archived)

makes sense

( kingsuperspecial is a Barbie horse, I have my own shower of course., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:55, archived)

sup kss

( mediocre I am not strange, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:56, archived)

Ed Theball Jogs

( edjogs Gave up sigs but likes a wee drink, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:54, archived)

M "stan" dot.
....hang on a mo.....
( Mstandot, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:04, archived)

pffft hahahaha

( mediocre I am not strange, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:05, archived)

Hahahaha

( epiphany exit signs, they're on the way out aren't they, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:06, archived)

Arf!

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:08, archived)

Pete "petehix" Hicks,
Woo.
( petehix Board Sig:, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:14, archived)

SpEeDy
:/
( Pedro Hin now with 90% more stoat!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:21, archived)

Sed pey?

( petehix Board Sig:, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:24, archived)

Righteous . . . he's been collared with his gat in hand !

( Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:03, archived)

No, I don't know why really, except if you look at the icon mini challenge,
the most popular icon at the moment is Dixon's Y-Fronts, so I thought you might like WiL's Jockstrap:
( WiL 's cat has decided he is an indoors cat now..., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:32, archived)

i suggext you try make a goatse and a tubgirl
i tried,
but i failed
(John Leslie, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:33, archived)

I think a few have been done before.

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:35, archived)

fuck off, you

( mictoboy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:35, archived)

what's your fucking problem?

(John Leslie, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:37, archived)

you
twat
( mictoboy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:37, archived)

what the fuck?

(John Leslie, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:38, archived)

Fight fight fight fight!
But more seriously, I don't to get in the way and I'm not getting at either of you, and I know I've been here for less time than each of you, but isn't it the usual thing to ignore eachother?
( petehix Board Sig:, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:39, archived)

Don't you fucking start you cunt! :P

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:40, archived)

Piss off you grotty little wanker :D
*smooths*
( petehix Board Sig:, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:43, archived)

ah
in this case, no
(John Leslie, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:41, archived)

kiss me, you fool

( mictoboy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:42, archived)

*fists*

(John Leslie, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:42, archived)

:D

( mictoboy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:43, archived)

Ah, I see, my mistake :P
sometimes its hard to tell ;)
( petehix Board Sig:, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:44, archived)

and where's the fun in that

( god save the queen hardly ever original, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:42, archived)

Hahahaha
True
There should be a man-day or something.
( petehix Board Sig:, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:46, archived)

If I remember the b3ta handbook correctly,
they have to fight to the death and the winner has the honour of carving their vanquished foe's user number into their arm as a record of the victory.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:43, archived)

in binary

( mictoboy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:44, archived)

That is why I have 8778 tattooed on my arm innit.
Also, shouldn't you be dead? :P
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:44, archived)

You have to destroy the mothership

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:51, archived)

I have 15246 scratched across my bum

( mediocre I am not strange, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:52, archived)

Yeah, sorry about that.
But I warned to how I get when I drink Sherry :P
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:54, archived)

You never gave me a fair headstart

( mediocre I am not strange, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:02, archived)

That's his calling card.
Let me guess, you went out for a quiet drink and woke up with no memory and a sore arse.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:55, archived)

Yeah.... *sadface*

( mediocre I am not strange, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:57, archived)

When will this Red menace be stopped?

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:57, archived)

I heard he also killed Michael Jackson

I would love to get my hands on the autopsy report. I bet Michael has 15246 scratched on his bum too.
( mediocre I am not strange, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:00, archived)

I heard he got Farrah Fawcett too,
in an orgy of violent celebrity-rape
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:02, archived)

Ha ha ah!
How funny would it be if it actually were :D
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:02, archived)

You'll have a lot of explaining to do

That sig won't protect you then
( mediocre I am not strange, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:06, archived)

what? 15246?
surely he'd have his own usernumber?
( mictoboy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:06, archived)

Thunderdome style

( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:46, archived)

you've been here longer than 'hedge fucking hogs'
by 7 months
( mictoboy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:44, archived)

Oh man
Then I've missed a b3taday D:
( petehix Board Sig:, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:45, archived)

we can't hear your whining
we've all got you on ignore anyway.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:45, archived)

what was that?
a sort of 'wah wah wah' noise
( mictoboy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:48, archived)

your missus whimpering with delight
i told her to turn the baby monitor off.

how ya doing chap?
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:51, archived)

b3ta.com/board/9565179
( mictoboy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:54, archived)

i dread to think
but i hope it was worth it, goose fat is the answer
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:56, archived)

try 'touching a ham'

( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:35, archived)

^this
If not possible, a ham
And a hand could be used as a hat.
Or a hand
And a ham could be used as a hat.
( petehix Board Sig:, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:37, archived)

Well a ham prolly isn't hard...
I may get back to you on that.
( WiL 's cat has decided he is an indoors cat now..., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:44, archived)

A better otter icon

( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:39, archived)

'ning everybody!


EDIT: Haha, enormo-tag :D

Fixed the tag :)
( Professor Kenny Martin brings the noise so you don't have to, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:29, archived)

I can't decide if I like the sunset version best...

( Professor Kenny Martin brings the noise so you don't have to, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:29, archived)

This one, you can see more

( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:32, archived)

Sunset with reflection on the sea surface.

( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:32, archived)

ooh Sunny D!

(John Leslie, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:32, archived)

also, i think i prefer the night time one, but i'd lose the sea blob thing

(John Leslie, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:34, archived)

^this

(Monsieur Brain Surgery - It's not Rocket Science!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:57, archived)

This is more romantic, whereas the other one is more gloomy

You can do what you want with that ;)
( mediocre I am not strange, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:58, archived)

Lovely sir :)

( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:31, archived)

nicely done chap!
although if the jolly roger is discernable, there should technically be more shading inthe rest of the ship

/tedious pedantic twat
( mictoboy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:36, archived)

I know...
Originally it was all going to be in shadow...

I just added the jolly roger to make it a compo entry :D

I'm hoping to animate the sky at some point, whereupon I shall pearoast it.

Anyway.... how's life, sir?
( Professor Kenny Martin brings the noise so you don't have to, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:41, archived)

sore
very sore
( mictoboy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:45, archived)

How come?

( Professor Kenny Martin brings the noise so you don't have to, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:59, archived)

Nicely fella!

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:43, archived)

Also... I got the jolly roger from my car :D

( Professor Kenny Martin brings the noise so you don't have to, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:47, archived)

it's like that, is it?

( mictoboy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:50, archived)

Nice!

( Professor Kenny Martin brings the noise so you don't have to, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:58, archived)

superb :)
both of 'em
( kingsuperspecial is a Barbie horse, I have my own shower of course., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:47, archived)

Noice ship!

You crossposting whore ;)
( mediocre I am not strange, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:54, archived)

:)

(herman :D snow, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:12, archived)

potato potato potato potato potato

( Shada stay frosty oscar mike, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:13, archived)

chips

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:13, archived)

potato
potato
( mictoboy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:14, archived)

thank you baked potato

( Shada stay frosty oscar mike, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:15, archived)

Bugger I was just looking for that weebl's link

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:15, archived)

Baked potato changed my life
Baked potato showed me the way
( Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:28, archived)

That's what I thought too.
But is seems to me more like "motato". What is motato?
*oh shit. 999 posts. Gotta stop posting til I get my milestone pic finished
( Zumf occasionally, there are zombies., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:14, archived)

only 999? i thought you posted a lot more than that

( Shada stay frosty oscar mike, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:16, archived)

it's like a tomeato

( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:27, archived)

Fucking hell, these two are actually talking to me.

( The Hedgehog From Hell, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:14, archived)

HIS ASS!

( mediocre I am not strange, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:16, archived)

'big al'

( mictoboy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:18, archived)

was getting biggans

( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:20, archived)

nice lipstick!
coral blue no. 42?
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:19, archived)

So would
anyone wearing blue lippy
except for her. Maybe.
( petehix Board Sig:, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:34, archived)

hahaha
funstuff:)
( elvisweathercock finally got round to updating profile, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:34, archived)

...


Source: gorkab.ifrance.com/CGM%20Project/Images/1990%20-%20Total%20Recall.jpg
( Whato_Jeeves there are buttery Sprouts in my Lederhosen, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:11, archived)

403

( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:12, archived)

Just reload the URL, idort.

( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:13, archived)

403

( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:15, archived)

Fine, f6+enter.

( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:16, archived)

wow, that was worth it

( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:18, archived)

I had to use imageshack.
Still canny get b3tards to work..."moving file" or some shit.
( Whato_Jeeves there are buttery Sprouts in my Lederhosen, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:17, archived)

try photobucket...that works ok for me
:)
( elvisweathercock finally got round to updating profile, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:36, archived)

If you put it in with the wrapper on then pull it out,
you can trick people into thinking you unwrapped it in your colon.
( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:13, archived)

pff!
Looks like we got another schizoid embolism!
( Bloop wasn't here on, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:55, archived)

^^
What's bullshit, Mr. Quaid? That you're having a paranoid episode triggered by acute neuro-chemical trauma? Or that you're really an invincible secret agent from Mars who's the victim of an interplanetary conspiracy to make him think he's a lowly construction worker? Stop punishing yourself, Doug. You're a fine, upstanding man. You have a beautiful wife who loves you. Your whole life is ahead of you. But you've got to want to return to reality.
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:37, archived)

yeah but it's the guy from the Rekall Commercial!
If I was having delusions caused by drinking too much Cilit Bang, It wouldn't help me if they sent round Barry Scott to talk me out of it.
( Bloop wasn't here on, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:44, archived)

Apologies for lack of pic...
but I got married (yay!!). Not got my 'proper' pics back yet, but I do have a lovely pic from a disposable camera that's come up a bit grainy on CD.

Would any kind B3tan know how to de-fuzz it? 'sharpen' on Macbook Imaging is...crap :)
(Derek Acorah's Spirit Guide Sam, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:05, archived)

digital noise reduction!
or auto photo fix!

and congrats! :D
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:08, archived)

de-fuzz it?
get her a gillette ;)

and congrats! :D
( kingsuperspecial is a Barbie horse, I have my own shower of course., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:08, archived)

I'm the bride! :)
And thanks :)
(Derek Acorah's Spirit Guide Sam, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:10, archived)

yeah
i assumed you had a lesbinum wedding ;) (oops)

get yourself a gillette then - wouldn't hurt :P
( kingsuperspecial is a Barbie horse, I have my own shower of course., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:11, archived)

Pics or it didn't happen ;D
Celebrations :) because I didn't want to say congratulations like everyone else
( petehix Board Sig:, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:10, archived)

Here you go (and before anyone says owt about the bride, I AM the bride!!)

(Derek Acorah's Spirit Guide Sam, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:11, archived)

You look damn lovely :)
Congratulations
( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:12, archived)

I think I see the ghost of Michael Jackson. Beware.

( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:14, archived)

Zombie shirley!

( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:16, archived)

Is he standing on a white tile, or a black tile?
Hmmm. I'm sure there was a joke in there...
( The Alchemist knows not does he?, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:16, archived)

Awwww :]
How lovely ^.^
( petehix Board Sig:, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:15, archived)

rook to queen 4

( kingsuperspecial is a Barbie horse, I have my own shower of course., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:15, archived)

Our second song was Billie Jean
The floor squares were used appropriately :)
(Derek Acorah's Spirit Guide Sam, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:15, archived)

HA!

( kingsuperspecial is a Barbie horse, I have my own shower of course., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:17, archived)

Hahaha!

( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:15, archived)

congratulations

( mictoboy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:17, archived)

was it a black-ti(l)e do?

( mictoboy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:22, archived)

there is a lot you can do with it.

(waxdart Stormed it last night :), Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:07, archived)

Gosh
Congrats to the beautiful couple. Wow!
( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:08, archived)

just blur the blue channel
.
(waxdart Stormed it last night :), Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:08, archived)

I bet you saved loads by not inviting people to the wedding reception
Serious though, congrats!
Hang on, it's your wedding night and you're on B3TA!?
That's gotta be a first.

( Flowerpot slip in heavenly piss, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:49, archived)

She should have worn a slip under that dress.


and big congrats!
( HairyTwatter Needs more tostones by, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:10, archived)

Sacrifice your firstborn.
Well done on fooling a real PERSON into marriage! :D

Edits.
( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:10, archived)

tits or gtfo!!

oh yea...well done
( prodigy69 Errapolis, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:10, archived)

:o
You're RUDE! ;)
(Derek Acorah's Spirit Guide Sam, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:12, archived)

de-fuzzed like this?

( prodigy69 Errapolis, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:16, archived)

Ooo! You're also good!
Cheers luv
(Derek Acorah's Spirit Guide Sam, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:19, archived)

if you ever need a de fuzzing gimme a shout

( prodigy69 Errapolis, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:22, archived)

veet

( mictoboy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:24, archived)

there ya go
now with annoying banding removed:

click pic for less compressed image with a file size that'll make the baby Jesus cry


(lord bofingham, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:04, archived)

You just got married.
What the fuck are you doing here?
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:11, archived)

Well I got married Saturday
I am currently waiting for a plane.
(Derek Acorah's Spirit Guide Sam, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:13, archived)

You are Heather Mills AICMFP

( The Hedgehog From Hell, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:14, archived)

Hehehe
Nah, I have two legs and I like eating cows.
(Derek Acorah's Spirit Guide Sam, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:16, archived)

( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:15, archived)

if you've got noise
try neatimage. it's a great freeware app that works very well. For sharpenning, try going into the rgb channels of the image, copying the one with the most contrast and pasting over the original image. Then Filter - Find edges. Select the edges with 'select colour' and use that as a sharpen mask. That should stop it from looking bad.

Also, have a pearoast to give the thread an image. ;)



CFB (1280x960)
( thiswasmyclone, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:11, archived)

Cool, will have to check it out, thanks!

(Derek Acorah's Spirit Guide Sam, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:14, archived)

How's this?

( thiswasmyclone, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:17, archived)

Nicely!

( Troo Troo Barney McGrew, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:19, archived)

Wow, that's fabulous!
Thanks!

Edit: argh Jesus Mary and Joseph I never noticed that floating hand and camcorder before!!
(Derek Acorah's Spirit Guide Sam, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:19, archived)

fucking hell
i just read that as 'jesus and mary chain and joseph'
( mictoboy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:24, archived)

fixed :)

As a poor recent graduate, allow me to offer my services for a very reasonable price. ;)
( thiswasmyclone, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:25, archived)

I have about 30-40 pics which might benefit from being corrected
If you Gaz me your email I'd be happy to arrange something when I get back from honeymoon, you'd be doing me a huge favour :)
(Derek Acorah's Spirit Guide Sam, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:29, archived)

Hahaha I love editing pics to remove univited objects ;)

( petehix Board Sig:, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:29, archived)

nice job!

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:20, archived)

Did you run Game on her/him or what?
Congrats either way!

/Ninja
( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:12, archived)

it's not something i'd do myself
but congrats ;)
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:19, archived)

Well done you done well!
(me too in August)
( edjogs Gave up sigs but likes a wee drink, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:36, archived)

:))

(herman :D snow, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:05, archived)

fuck yes

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:08, archived)

would

( Troo Troo Barney McGrew, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:08, archived)

Woo!
Wee!
( Whato_Jeeves there are buttery Sprouts in my Lederhosen, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:09, archived)

Sooper!
(also E2ARRRR}
( edjogs Gave up sigs but likes a wee drink, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:28, archived)

LOL
:D:D
( elvisweathercock finally got round to updating profile, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:39, archived)

A while in Paint...
Auditions today!


Couldn't get b3tards to work, gambling on the old ImageShack shitwagon to come through for me.
(Newnab is having a busier than expected summer, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:21, archived)

Well, it doesn't appear to be Vinnie Jones.
That's good enough for me.
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:23, archived)

I'm still holding out for a Juggernaut movie
Which is an awesome Juggernaut running through and crushing all other Marvel Superheroes. Then the credits start rolling, but before you can get out of your seat, Juggernaut bursts THROUGH the credits in 3D.

The end of the movie is Juggernaut walking through the Sun after being thrown into space by The Hulk. Our planet dies a cold death and Juggernaut keeps walking through space, chuckling to himself.

Hire me now, Hollywood.
(Newnab is having a busier than expected summer, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:25, archived)

Hahahaha, I for one would pay to see this film.

( The Hedgehog From Hell, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:27, archived)

Hahahaha, that I'd see!

( epiphany exit signs, they're on the way out aren't they, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:38, archived)

I'm Juggernaut,bitch

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:28, archived)

I only recently found out why that strangely incongruous line was in the film:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSuvOVH0aSQ
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:34, archived)

Is he supposed to look like a massive turd?
That's got to be the least impressive costume ever.

At least have brushed steel with loads of scratched on it and stuff.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:36, archived)

"GET THAT SHIT OUTTA MA FACE BITCH"

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:38, archived)

"I'M GONNA KILL HIM AND I'M GONNA RAPE HIM AND I'M GONNA EAT HIS FUCKING COSTUME"

( The Hedgehog From Hell, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:40, archived)

that's just how shit x3 was
referencing a parody of itself in a vain hope of getting some cool points
whilst simultaneously pissing all over the faith built up by it's predecessors

cunts

edit: in fact. i now declare that there was no third xmen film. FACT.
( mictoboy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:45, archived)

Some people will try to have you believe
that there were sequels to Robocop and The Matrix. They are fools. I thought I saw a DVD of a sequel to Donnie Darko in the supermarket this evening, but I'm pretty sure I must have been hallucinating.
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:56, archived)

I'm sure it doesn't count if the first one was shit as well.

(King Baby Jesus is actually Zoidberg, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:06, archived)

I'M THE JUGGERNAUT, BITCH!
vinnie jones was so camp in that film
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:24, archived)

he only wants a wee

( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:25, archived)

he'll need a tin opener, then

( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:27, archived)

HE ONLY WANTS A WEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:29, archived)

stop it
i want one now :(
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:34, archived)

he only wants a wank!

( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:37, archived)

shush!
um....
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:38, archived)

He only wants his prostate milked!

( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:42, archived)

with my fingernails i'd eviscerate him!

( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:43, archived)

He only wants his prostate eviscerated!

( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:44, archived)

hmm
where's that apron...
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:46, archived)

He only wants his apron!

( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:47, archived)

NO! MY APRON!

( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:51, archived)

Hahaha!

( Professor Kenny Martin brings the noise so you don't have to, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:52, archived)

he wants to steal it
for the iron chef competition.
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:00, archived)

Juggernauts APRON, WOMAN!!!!!

( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:55, archived)

no, MINE!

( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:00, archived)

JUGGERNAUTS!!!!!!!!

( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:02, archived)

MINE!!!!
it says coffee on it in many languages. he'll have to buy his own apron, just like everyone else.
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:04, archived)

Juggernaut has wiped his cock on it

( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:05, archived)

Aye.,
I think that might be
why he got into bar brawls over in the U.S of fuck


also, my old boy took us on a wee drive round the dingle (where he was originally from) Oh man, it's about as rough looking as where I stay in Glasgow :/

the bit down the docks was fucking great though, last time I was down there(about 20 yars ago) it was like something out of dawn of the dead
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:30, archived)

dingle??
that place is rougher than susan boyle's thighs!
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:34, archived)

aye :D. the bit he was from has been knocked down.

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:37, archived)

as i'm technically half a mile outside liverpool city limits
i can disown the dingle and its denizens

btw, land of the dead is on tonight
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:38, archived)

this picture amuses me
this video amuses me also
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:54, archived)

Pure class
I'm sure I've seen that film
( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:56, archived)

TOWELS - THE KILLERS OF THE BATHROOM

( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:59, archived)

inspired by Scaramanga's Golden Gum...

( dunk3d .tumblr.com, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:20, archived)

Hahahahaha!
Hahahaha.
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:22, archived)

Hahaha! Ace.

( Mstandot, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:22, archived)

Love it!

(Newnab is having a busier than expected summer, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:23, archived)

i don't know which species is worse
you don't see them sticking each other over for a goddamned percentage
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:25, archived)

I'm gonna glue you right to the wall for this!

( The Hedgehog From Hell, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:27, archived)

they mostly gum at night
mostly
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:28, archived)

i watched this 2 nights ago
it still pisses all over modern day sci fi alium films
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:31, archived)

it's the best of the lot
it's a solid 2nd in my top 10
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:33, archived)

hahahahahaha.... fab!
I inspired someone...? Christ on a bike!
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 8:30, archived)

'Babes' of the BNP
I salute you!

Inspired by this


( partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:18, archived)

\o/
"Are most of your friends BNP?
Some of them are. I kind of got into it through my friend Danny. He’s really racist. Everyone calls him “Nazi Danny”. He started telling me about them, and it made a lot of sense."
( epiphany exit signs, they're on the way out aren't they, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:21, archived)

"The memory I have is the war, and how we fighted [sic] all the people in WWI and WWII, and it makes me proud to be British." - Rebecca, 23. That's an impressive memory you've got there, Rebecca.
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:24, archived)

This was my favourite,
both from the same woman:

"When people say the BNP is a fascist party, what do you think?
Fascist – I don’t understand that word.

Think of Nazi Germany, or 1930s Italy.
I can’t even remember when that happened really, but I’m against them anyway."

and

"What do you think symbolises Britain best?
Well, I used to know Britain as strong, and over the past couple of years, I don’t know if I’ve grown up, but I’ve seen it going soft. The memory I have is the war, and how we fighted [sic] all the people in WWI and WWII, and it makes me proud to be British."

So she doesn't know what Nazi Germany is however you, at 23, remember us fighting in World War I and II? Nice one....
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:24, archived)

*something about Rebecca remembering fighteding people in WW1 and WW2*

( The Hedgehog From Hell, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:26, archived)

Fuck me!
Those girls are not only actually rather minging, they really are complete fucking retards aren't they.
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:21, archived)

Get your coat Sushi, I reckon we've pulled.

( The Hedgehog From Hell, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:25, archived)

Fo Shizzle!

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:33, archived)

Hahaha!

( Professor Kenny Martin brings the noise so you don't have to, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:37, archived)

HaHaHa!
:D
( LeightonJimbo underestimated how much hard work a PGCE is, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:08, archived)

you don't tend to get many 'intelligent' racists joining organisatinos like the BNP
they tend to spend their time stirring up hatred through the mainstream (see the conservative party, daily mail etc)
( mictoboy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:26, archived)

Very true I suppose :)

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:33, archived)

come off it
we all know you're not picky
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:26, archived)

Emphasise the YOU'RE smashy... emphasise!

( epiphany exit signs, they're on the way out aren't they, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:30, archived)

oh, i've never been picky
i've dated men that wouldn't look out of place on a trainspotting poster
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:32, archived)

They looked like skag heads or they were geeky, wore NHS specs and rain macs?

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:34, archived)

yes. all of this.
nicknames included CTM(creepy thin man), byker grove, apron strings, mongo and twitch.
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:37, archived)

Arf!

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:38, archived)

byker grove had a HUGE cock
if he hadn't asked me to marry him within 3 weeks, i might have stuck around
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:40, archived)

Ha.
Did he look like Fraser too?
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:46, archived)

they are just holding out for some big immigrant schlong
:D
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:27, archived)

I've got friends in common with one of them :(

( Six nicks a greeking fiiiiiive onion rings, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:37, archived)

Hello /board
Leats play a game, i have a simple smiley face, and i want YOU (YES YOU) To change or add or subtract anything



I Have no idea what you lot are going to do, but i am shitting myself :/

Have fun!
( Dave! Dong Merrily on High HOLY FUCK!! NEW LINK!! http://bit.ly/Terror_ftw, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:45, archived)

I'm doing a shit in my kettle and listening to breakcore


Edit : I've also just found out that I've become an uncle. Yay
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:47, archived)

GreaT!!

( Dave! Dong Merrily on High HOLY FUCK!! NEW LINK!! http://bit.ly/Terror_ftw, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:48, archived)

Hahahah

( Dave! Dong Merrily on High HOLY FUCK!! NEW LINK!! http://bit.ly/Terror_ftw, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:51, archived)

it the shit filled kettle a gift for the young'un?

( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:51, archived)

Uncle Cockweasle


has a nice ring to it
( mediocre I am not strange, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:54, archived)

The child should be made to call him that

( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:59, archived)

Indeed.

( mediocre I am not strange, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:07, archived)

Hahaha I said that on Facebook

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:11, archived)

Hahaha, you're going to give that kid nightmares! :D
Grats
( epiphany exit signs, they're on the way out aren't they, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:59, archived)

>:(

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:08, archived)

:D

( epiphany exit signs, they're on the way out aren't they, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:09, archived)

Congrats, bro.

( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:09, archived)

demony thingy

(RoryrattleHead http://wormgurgles.blogspot.com/, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:11, archived)

Congrats Cockweasle!

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:14, archived)

I never even knew you were pregnant!
:D
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:29, archived)

you know what i'm going to do? nothing.
put THAT in your pipe and smoke it!
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:48, archived)

Shitting yourself?
Wow.
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:49, archived)

The Japs pay good money to see people shitting themselves
here you go

( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:50, archived)

How much?

( Dave! Dong Merrily on High HOLY FUCK!! NEW LINK!! http://bit.ly/Terror_ftw, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:51, archived)

Good money as in not chocolate money

( mediocre I am not strange, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:52, archived)

I don't know, go ask a Jap

( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:52, archived)

It's the secret behind all my internet millions

evening sir
( mediocre I am not strange, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:51, archived)

The Japs will pay for anything
'Ning sir

How are you?
( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:53, archived)

Hello!

I was walking in a park yesterday and encountered a live and unchecked giraffe there.

I noticed there was a circus nearby. But the 'raffe just walked freely through the park. I gave him some cherries. Bit of a surreal moment there.
( mediocre I am not strange, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:56, archived)

The poster for the Dutch circus here shows a giant paedo clown
The circus needs to be burnt down
( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:58, archived)

^this
fucking clowns! kill them all!
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:00, archived)

The whole poster is taken up with the paedo clown

( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:01, archived)

why do circus people think clowns are good?
they're quite clearly evil
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:02, archived)

I'm not going to explain what they really mean

( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:04, archived)

i'm trying to stop myself as well :)

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:06, archived)

I don't know how many times I have told people on here

( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:08, archived)

explain

( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:08, archived)

in a few short words
Medieval representation of the devil
( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:10, archived)

that explains a lot

( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:13, archived)

Clowns should be burnt down

( mediocre I am not strange, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:06, archived)

when blackpool fun house burned down
the only thing that survived was that fucking laughing clown outside. this just proves it was protected by evil forces.
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:08, archived)

Mmmmm

*runs*
( mediocre I am not strange, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:01, archived)

Just imagine me adding and subtracting something to that



WOW
( mediocre I am not strange, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:51, archived)

I'm fantasising about it right now!

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:54, archived)

like, WOW

( mediocre I am not strange, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:54, archived)

..

(llort really doesn't like star wars, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:56, archived)

You turned him into Michael Jackson!

( mediocre I am not strange, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:56, archived)

Who is this Michael Jackson person that everyone is going on about?

( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:02, archived)

He's dead

( mediocre I am not strange, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:06, archived)

Is he, didn't hear about that

( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:09, archived)

little old lady
she died recently and left everything to a monkey
(dreddpiratebob was causing trouble at Armada Breakaway on, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:08, archived)

Bela, those two gifs of that black women?

( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:56, archived)

What's up with b3tards lately??
( Mstandot, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:59, archived)

What's the url for cr3's hosting?

( epiphany exit signs, they're on the way out aren't they, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:06, archived)

this
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/
(llort really doesn't like star wars, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:09, archived)

Thanks

( epiphany exit signs, they're on the way out aren't they, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:11, archived)

or b3ta uploader

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:07, archived)

PIRATES!


RAaaarrrrr!
(dreddpiratebob was causing trouble at Armada Breakaway on, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:00, archived)

Dave?

( edjogs Gave up sigs but likes a wee drink, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:01, archived)

Err yes?

( Dave! Dong Merrily on High HOLY FUCK!! NEW LINK!! http://bit.ly/Terror_ftw, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:03, archived)

Daaaaaaave!

( mediocre I am not strange, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:07, archived)

yaaay!

( Dave! Dong Merrily on High HOLY FUCK!! NEW LINK!! http://bit.ly/Terror_ftw, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:08, archived)

Lawls!

( Troo Troo Barney McGrew, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:08, archived)

This is erotic.

( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:14, archived)

:-)

( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:08, archived)

This wins :D

( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:10, archived)

Oh fucking hell, THIS WINS A INTERNET

( Dave! Dong Merrily on High HOLY FUCK!! NEW LINK!! http://bit.ly/Terror_ftw, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:10, archived)

You dropped this N

( epiphany exit signs, they're on the way out aren't they, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:13, archived)

haha
Superb!
( Troo Troo Barney McGrew, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:11, archived)

hahahaa

( epiphany exit signs, they're on the way out aren't they, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:11, archived)

haha
I CAN SEE ALL POINTS OF TIME AT ONCE
( Shada stay frosty oscar mike, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:13, archived)

( epiphany exit signs, they're on the way out aren't they, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:11, archived)

I'M CONFUSED.

( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:13, archived)

HE SAID ADD SOMETHING... SO I DID

( epiphany exit signs, they're on the way out aren't they, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:15, archived)

Touch my dinosaur.
This is life.
( Troo Troo Barney McGrew, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:13, archived)

Spinny!

( BubaMan is dead centre on the B3ta bell-curve, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:14, archived)

Mindfuck.

( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:15, archived)

Does it turn clockwise or counter-c ?

(VieuxConAigri is French, throw rocks at him, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:26, archived)

Both!

( Professor Kenny Martin brings the noise so you don't have to, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:39, archived)

I'm feeling lazy

(VieuxConAigri is French, throw rocks at him, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:18, archived)

Hahaha nice! :D

( epiphany exit signs, they're on the way out aren't they, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:19, archived)

( Obz Click, ting, stamps, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:20, archived)

Strangely lovely.
Is it cancer?
( Troo Troo Barney McGrew, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:24, archived)

innit
www.tribalwar.com/forums/showthread.php?t=570589
( Obz Click, ting, stamps, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:25, archived)

( the wub that lies beyond, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:36, archived)

guten

abend
(OneForTheRoad man under glass, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:41, archived)