penguins yeah!

( spacefish there are no mountains in the hundred acre wood, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:08, archived)

:D

they're plotting something though
( prodigy69 Errapolis, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:09, archived)

Your bee has redexed
I am most miffed.
Or is it just me?
( Hellzapoppin You scumbag, you maggot, you cheap lousy faggot., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:24, archived)

ha ha I can imagine this as a form of bunting
that could be strung across village streets for Penguin festivals
( The magic of chutney Lick a chimp, chump, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:10, archived)

Vun.. two.. three... NINE! NINE PENGVINS! Ah ah ah!

( 2 Can Chunder Bummy Bum-mas!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:10, archived)

one of these penguins is not like the other...
not like the other..not like the other

( prodigy69 Errapolis, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:11, archived)

haha!
totally inconspicuous
( spacefish there are no mountains in the hundred acre wood, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:14, archived)

ONE OF THEM HAS AN EGGS!

( Mu Sticks™, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:14, archived)

*dives for cover*

( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:17, archived)

why?

( prodigy69 Errapolis, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:20, archived)

DIDN'T YOU HEAR MAN HE'S GOT A FOOKIN' EGG

( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:22, archived)

fuckin' eggy bastards

( prodigy69 Errapolis, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:24, archived)

:P

( prodigy69 Errapolis, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:20, archived)

Hahaha.
How did he end up in the Southern Hemisphere?
Explain that with your science!
( 2 Can Chunder Bummy Bum-mas!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:21, archived)

He swam.

( Mu Sticks™, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:24, archived)

maybe he hitched a ride with david attenborough, then disguised himself as one of his film crew
he's clearly a cunning hunter
( prodigy69 Errapolis, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:27, archived)

...poor lonesome ice bear, far away from home...
♪♫♪

He's got to keep undercover, penjins are racist bastards
( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:25, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-Wd-Q3F8KM&feature=fvst
( Mu Sticks™, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:13, archived)

I can't watch youtube at work.
Perhaps if zeltergiset would be kind enough to describe the video to me?
( 2 Can Chunder Bummy Bum-mas!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:30, archived)

haha

( prodigy69 Errapolis, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:31, archived)

Yay!

( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:10, archived)

They're png-uins!

( Rudolph the Red-Nosed Tribble Happy Saturnalia!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:10, archived)

oooof

( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:19, archived)

that's a lot of mirrors

( freebs the wo-orld... let them know it's Chris' Nap Time, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:10, archived)

they're frozen in ice cubes

( spacefish there are no mountains in the hundred acre wood, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:13, archived)

yeah!

( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:11, archived)

i pea

(ho ho ho RoryrattleHead is coming to town http://wormgurgles.blogspot.com/, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:13, archived)

I don't trust that one second from the right.
edit: penguins!

( The Hedgehog From Hell, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:16, archived)

PENGUINS!

( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:26, archived)

( The Hedgehog From Hell, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:31, archived)

Penguins!

( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:17, archived)

They are convienently chocolate bar shaped
this makes me hungry.
( maiden has a less sweary sig now *Fluff-on*, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:23, archived)

lovley stuff

(ho ho ho RoryrattleHead is coming to town http://wormgurgles.blogspot.com/, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:43, archived)

awww
*weeps*
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Merry Christmas. CUNT., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:44, archived)

It's ok, it's an insulin needle
Needed because this kitten is sooooooo sweet!

The spoon is for eating a yummy choccy pudding with.

And that's not a tourniquet, it's a piece of string. Kitty is going to be using it to wrap up a present for his bestest friend.
( Rudolph the Red-Nosed Tribble Happy Saturnalia!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:45, archived)

Phew, I was right.
I thought it couldn't be a tourniquet cos he's injecting the other arm.
( 2 Can Chunder Bummy Bum-mas!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:47, archived)

There's a rather disturbing shooting-up scene in Harry Brown
Not for the squeamish.

Has a (relatively) happy ending though.
( Rudolph the Red-Nosed Tribble Happy Saturnalia!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:49, archived)

no silly, hes already injected into the arm wif torniquet innit

(ho ho ho RoryrattleHead is coming to town http://wormgurgles.blogspot.com/, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:52, archived)

Oh noes! He's left the tourniquet on and now his paw will turn black and drop off and he'll be one of those hoppy tripod cats that look happy but inside they're miserable cos they can't catch mice any more :-(

( 2 Can Chunder Bummy Bum-mas!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:54, archived)

even worse, he's now caught cat aids from that needle.

(ho ho ho RoryrattleHead is coming to town http://wormgurgles.blogspot.com/, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:56, archived)

we have one of those three legged cats near us.
We called her Tripod to begin with, but decided that was a bit harsh. So she now Trinny (as in Trinity). Seem a happy bundle of fluff despite the lack of a back leg.
( Holly Would www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post585014, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:59, archived)

If I had one I would make it a little peg leg and put a pirate hat on it.
I would call him Captain Fluffbeard and we would make mices walk the plank.
*daydreams about happy pirate cat adventures*

( 2 Can Chunder Bummy Bum-mas!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:02, archived)

oh dear, now you've
implanted an idea that'll have me caught trying to attach a wooden leg to someone else's cat and stuggling to explain myself.
( Holly Would www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post585014, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:04, archived)

You must take pictures.
I don't know any three legged cats and I'm likely to get into trouble if I'm caught sawing one of the legs off the neighbour's cat.
( 2 Can Chunder Bummy Bum-mas!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:07, archived)

what, with the peg, eye patch and parrot on the shoulder?
lol, I'll be in so much trouble.
( Holly Would www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post585014, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:12, archived)

But just think how much fun it would be for the cat.
Do it.
DO IT!
( 2 Can Chunder Bummy Bum-mas!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:16, archived)

arf!
this just made me remember a cat's halloween costume I saw the other day
( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:08, archived)

Scary cat :-(
Is that shopped?
( 2 Can Chunder Bummy Bum-mas!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:10, archived)

I've no idea
here's more, it's apparently from a book
ikeeneye.wordpress.com/2007/03/03/why-paint-cats/
some do look like they're shopped, others don't
( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:13, archived)

Hahaha, that is fantastic!
Curly moustache cat is my favourite.
( 2 Can Chunder Bummy Bum-mas!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:18, archived)

looks like it.
The pumpkin has definately been added. It's quite nicely done though.
( Holly Would www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post585014, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:14, archived)

You try injecting the arm you're holding the syringe with.

( Mu Sticks™, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:54, archived)

My mistake, I was looking at it wrong.
I can now see that he has injected himself, carefully re-sheathed the needle and is now lying back to enjoy his lovely insulin.
( 2 Can Chunder Bummy Bum-mas!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:56, archived)

oh god he's back on the pure catnip :(

( prodigy69 Errapolis, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:45, archived)

Wake up sheep-
oh, not THAT catnippp




.
( Mu Sticks™, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:47, archived)

Mmmmm Meth

(Paul_P No you can't do a poo at my house, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:49, archived)

Hahaha
That would go a way to explaining his mindset
( St.Minimus *France dance*, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:55, archived)

I'm an alcohol, caffeine and nicotine kinda guy

(Paul_P No you can't do a poo at my house, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:06, archived)

is he still alive, or have the aliens who slashed him in his sleep stolen his soul?

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:53, archived)

Oh fuck I remember finding that picture in his photobucket account.
He was a crazy alright.
( Mu Sticks™, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:55, archived)

The government arrested him
He was too near the truth.
(boris the spider, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:56, archived)

I want answers
or the truth

I think I'm entitled.

I think I can handle it.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:05, archived)

Do you sheeple just want spoon-feeding?
Research! I have and you wouldn't believe what I've found out.
(boris the spider, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:08, archived)

!
!

.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:12, archived)

Open your mind!
etc.

In other news, I just bought some Griesson Soft Cake Orange for the princely sum of 95c and am pretending they're Jaffa Cakes and eating way too many of them. They're full of MSG and, oh, I don't know, cocaine. Wake up, sheeple!

etc.


edit: and now i feel ill. don't eat fake jaffa cakes, people, or not ten of them at once.
(boris the spider, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:18, archived)

*fetches tinfoil hat*

( 2 Can Chunder Bummy Bum-mas!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:57, archived)

Has you re-fluffed after the earlier outbursts?
I got halfway through shopping a straight jacket onto Sock thinking that you'd been overdoing it, but then I decided that such a post would be deeply counterproductive and sacked it ;)
( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:02, archived)

I ment every word of it, and as for that other troll he can also fuck off

( prodigy69 Errapolis, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:05, archived)

I made it through some of the early stages of that and then binned the thread :/
I like peace and love on my internets ;)
( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:08, archived)

Flap for a happy internets!

(boris the spider, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:11, archived)

*flaps*

( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:15, archived)

\o/

(boris the spider, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:16, archived)

good for you

( prodigy69 Errapolis, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:14, archived)

He's diabetic, and that's his insulin right?

( 2 Can Chunder Bummy Bum-mas!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:45, archived)

must......redress....fluff.....balance.....

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Christmas - FUCK YEAH!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:47, archived)

TA
I think so to


are you not replying to emails?

:|
( freebs the wo-orld... let them know it's Chris' Nap Time, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:53, archived)

I did! *edit* down there v
www.b3ta.com/board/9782504
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Christmas - FUCK YEAH!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:54, archived)

Sometimes the fluff just gets too much


( The magic of chutney Lick a chimp, chump, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:47, archived)

Awwwwwwwwww!
:'(
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Christmas - FUCK YEAH!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:48, archived)

they know how to party those guys:)

( elvis's worn-out cock finally got round to updating profile, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:50, archived)

haha + aaaw

( prodigy69 Errapolis, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:58, archived)

aaaaaaaaaaaw...... bless little addictcat :D

( elvis's worn-out cock finally got round to updating profile, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:49, archived)

Awww, he's ODed

( Mu Sticks™, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:49, archived)

At least he hasn't OCDed
At least he hasn't OCDed
At least he hasn't OCDed
At least he hasn't OCDed
At least he hasn't OCDed
At least he hasn't OCDed
At least he hasn't OCDed
At least he hasn't OCDed
At least he hasn't OCDed
At least he hasn't OCDed
( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:56, archived)

Gouching pussy, blackened spoon.

( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:50, archived)

Unleash the fluff

( Bela Lugosi's Dad Christmas, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:54, archived)

\o/

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Christmas - FUCK YEAH!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:56, archived)

( St.Minimus *France dance*, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:56, archived)

How can you work with THAT on your desk?
.




I mean The blue lights on that mouse would drive me crazy! ;)
( The magic of chutney Lick a chimp, chump, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:58, archived)

must be tempting to rest your face on its back every now and agin?

(ho ho ho RoryrattleHead is coming to town http://wormgurgles.blogspot.com/, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:00, archived)

What kind of weirdo do you take me for o_O
*puts on rabbit hat and leaves*
( St.Minimus *France dance*, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:01, archived)

ohhhh, world of warcraft :D
What class is ya then? I just quit it after playing it solid for 2 years :)
( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:08, archived)

"Hellooooooooooo"

( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:57, archived)

I has bun

( prodigy69 Errapolis, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:00, archived)

FUCK YES!
This is everything I ever need.
( The magic of chutney Lick a chimp, chump, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:00, archived)

BAN THIS SICK FLUFF
: )
( claptonista the idiot boy.........., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:55, archived)

fluff!

( The Twisted Omentum Talk about Mudflaps, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:59, archived)

Poor Kitty!
There is no joy on the dark side of the spoon :(
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:08, archived)

Oh noes! Emergency bunny!

( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:09, archived)

Emergency bunny's no use, he's just taken a shitload of E

( 2 Can Chunder Bummy Bum-mas!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:12, archived)

Now that's some great fluff.
*joins in*
( A Vagabond has dicked about with girls named Holly, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:34, archived)

Aw, lovely.
*scrolls down* haha, damn. I knew I shouldn't have gone to the supermarket when I did.
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:13, archived)

YOU ARE A HORRIBLE TROLL AND WE ALL HATE YOU

( 2 Can Chunder Bummy Bum-mas!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:25, archived)

did you go to get supplies to keep maddy alive?

(Paul_P No you can't do a poo at my house, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:26, archived)

Fuck that, bitch stole my bike.

( The Hedgehog From Hell, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:31, archived)

kill the bitch

(Paul_P No you can't do a poo at my house, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:41, archived)

mmm... so warm and fluffy...

( spacefish there are no mountains in the hundred acre wood, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:21, archived)

Somewhere in sleepy Wiltshire...

( Ninj, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:36, archived)

hahahaha
now this is as fresh as they come:D
( elvis's worn-out cock finally got round to updating profile, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:38, archived)

fresh!

( freebs the wo-orld... let them know it's Chris' Nap Time, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:38, archived)

Is fresh a new board saying I missed?

( Mu Sticks™, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:40, archived)

In other news:
That new colour is good. Works nicely.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Christmas - FUCK YEAH!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:41, archived)

bravo

( yanmania... http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/473878, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:39, archived)

Ha ha ha!
Also, needs more troll ;)
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:39, archived)

Heheheh.

( Mu Sticks™, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:39, archived)

That's some 'tash the lad's got.
Reminiscent of Albert Einstein.

Hello you!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Christmas - FUCK YEAH!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:40, archived)

Jaaaaaaaaay Peeeeeeeee!!!
I'm fine sir!! How's you? Missing your smashing posts I am :)
( Ninj, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:41, archived)

*smashes posts*
There ya go, lad... ;-)

Not too well today, hence here. But generally OK, thanks.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Christmas - FUCK YEAH!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:43, archived)

Awww, bless...
....snuggle up with a bottle of Kristal, drink the nasty bugs away and watch 'Zulu' on TCM :)
( Ninj, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:46, archived)

Actually, I've got a series and a half of Dollhouse to watch!
\o/
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Christmas - FUCK YEAH!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:48, archived)

YAY!!
:D
( Ninj, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:54, archived)

is it worth it?
i tend to like whedon's stuff but i saw some lacklustre reviews so i've not tried it yet. should i?
(boris the spider, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:57, archived)

Starts a bit slow, but really picks up about half way through Season 1...
Worth 'acquiring', I'd say.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Christmas - FUCK YEAH!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:00, archived)

I shall do so forthwith
I've just run out of things to watch.
(boris the spider, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:05, archived)

is that cave man at the front
Professor Robert Winston?
(Sobric, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:41, archived)

Yes! That's it!
Not Einstein at all.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Christmas - FUCK YEAH!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:42, archived)

Hehehe

( St.Minimus *France dance*, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:43, archived)

Hahaha

( 2 Can Chunder Bummy Bum-mas!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:43, archived)

That's so fresh!
:D

( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:43, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/9782500
( Mu Sticks™, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:46, archived)

*taps nose*
:D

( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:50, archived)

I just noticed that it's in your username too...
Now I'm paranoid and wondering what it is that I don't know :(
( Mu Sticks™, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:51, archived)

Fresh.

( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:06, archived)

There's a spider-baby, Ted!

( A Vagabond has dicked about with girls named Holly, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:44, archived)

hahaha
lovely
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:45, archived)

it was all done with pulleys
and ropes :D
( The magic of chutney Lick a chimp, chump, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:52, archived)

This is great :-)

( The Twisted Omentum Talk about Mudflaps, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:57, archived)

Happy 40th Birthday Sesame Street

(Paul_P No you can't do a poo at my house, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:21, archived)

FUCK OFF TROLL! HOW DARE YOU MAKE LIGHT OF PAEDOPHILIA?!

( Mu Sticks™, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:22, archived)

Detailed text back up

(Paul_P No you can't do a poo at my house, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:24, archived)

Pardon?

( Mu Sticks™, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:29, archived)

it was the first thing that came up on google when I smashed my fist on the keyboard

(Paul_P No you can't do a poo at my house, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:33, archived)

They look so much taller in real life
Their bed must be huge
( Asnivor is getting his ass to mars on, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:22, archived)

the also make man love on a giant bed

(Paul_P No you can't do a poo at my house, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:23, archived)

:)

( prodigy69 Errapolis, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:23, archived)

or indeed
Clinically Insane
( The magic of chutney Lick a chimp, chump, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:24, archived)

Cold dark eyes of a killer

( prodigy69 Errapolis, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:26, archived)

:D


( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:48, archived)

haha oh noes o_O

( prodigy69 Errapolis, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:06, archived)

That looks like Sea World in Queensland

( Rudolph the Red-Nosed Tribble Happy Saturnalia!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:24, archived)

I thought Sesame Street was in america

(Paul_P No you can't do a poo at my house, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:38, archived)

Sesame Street is in our hearts
Wherever a child smiles, wherever someone learns the alphabet, wherever a song carries on the breeze, that is where Sesame Street is.

There, plus wherever paid for the usage of the rights.
( Rudolph the Red-Nosed Tribble Happy Saturnalia!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:44, archived)

This site is ripe with dark humour. A single girl shouldn't change that.
You can't poke fun at the 3000 people who died on 9/11 and the millions who died in WW2 and then say 1 person is off limits. It's just hypocrisy. Sure it's bad taste but this site is 90% bad taste.
It should be all or nothing (not counting NSFW images). That's b3ta.

( autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:02, archived)

OK,
So you have now gone and taken a picture from someone's profile, despite them not being involved in any of this at all?
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:04, archived)

been done

( awallafashagba, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:04, archived)

boo hoo

( MontyyouterribleCUNT Merry Christmas. CUNT., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:04, archived)

haha

( prodigy69 Errapolis, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:23, archived)

Class.
:D
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Christmas - FUCK YEAH!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:26, archived)

People use the word "troll" wrong here and should look up its origins.
Just because someone has a humor or opinion different than yours doesn't make them a "troll."

( autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:04, archived)

But posting stuff they know will get angry, shitty responses does

( St.Minimus *France dance*, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:05, archived)

You're right in essence.
Pretty much anything goes here, provided there is some semblance of a joke, and if there is a tragic story that you are wishing to pillory, you better be damn sure that it is fucking hilarious.
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:06, archived)

I did a picture of Baby P riding a lime.
Does that count?
( Mu Sticks™, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:11, archived)

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:12, archived)

No, I really did.
www.b3ta.com/board/9060962
( Mu Sticks™, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:35, archived)

i snarned him
i hope that counts, too
(boris the spider, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:36, archived)

what about
CUNT ?
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Merry Christmas. CUNT., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:06, archived)

-__-

( atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:09, archived)

on the contrary, your current behaviour fits the description perfectly
well done you
( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:10, archived)

have I missed some exciteLOLs?

( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:22, archived)

Troll being troll gets called a troll whilst trolling. Troll repsonds by being troll.

( Mu Sticks™, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:28, archived)

TolLOLS!

or someting, er... maybe TROFLS!
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:30, archived)

Well if they all get to wear hats then I'm having one.

( 2 Can Chunder Bummy Bum-mas!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:30, archived)

It's always nice to see people enjoying wearing their hats.
This, I feel, is a good thing.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Christmas - FUCK YEAH!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:30, archived)

shopping other b3tans photos without their permission has always been frowned upon.
decent flouncing though.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:36, archived)

Putting photos of yourself on B3ta is kind of asking for it though ;-)

( 2 Can Chunder Bummy Bum-mas!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:42, archived)

yes, that's true
but it's still very much viewed as troll behaviour.

and I just read through that VampirEvil thread, I don't think you were mean at all. You dealt with it rather well. Carry on doctor.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:45, archived)

These source pictures weren't on b3ta.
Not hard to find, but he'd have had to visit a website from my profile, then go to another website.
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 17:03, archived)

yay for cocks
:)
( elvis's worn-out cock finally got round to updating profile, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:04, archived)

hahaha
this works very nicely indeed. Good spurt action too.
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:23, archived)

this is brilliant
it makes me laugh and erect at the same time.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:35, archived)

I've reach the stage
where I am now spluffing exactly in time with the gear knob
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:38, archived)

yay
double whammy:D
( elvis's worn-out cock finally got round to updating profile, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:39, archived)

( yanmania... http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/473878, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:39, archived)

hahaha
*becomes a "driving instructor"
( elvis's worn-out cock finally got round to updating profile, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:41, archived)

r
( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:04, archived)

HAHAHAH
I say!
( Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:42, archived)

No one gives a toss about maddie.
It's you being a cunt that people object to.
( Mu Sticks™, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:04, archived)

I bow to the kings of all cunts here who taught me all I know.

( autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:06, archived)

oh boo hoo hoo
daddy didn't show you enough attention
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Merry Christmas. CUNT., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:09, archived)

Waa waa waa whinge cry.
Were the big boys mean to you?
( Mu Sticks™, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:13, archived)

Hedgehog might have killed Maddie.

( autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:05, archived)

Aw the troll doesn't like being a troll, responds by being a troll.

( Mu Sticks™, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:06, archived)

Oh I see.
We're all Muslim extremists now?
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:07, archived)

Wait? You mean we're NOT muslim extremists?
So why did I have "Death to America" tattooed across my chest?
( Mu Sticks™, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:10, archived)

Because you're Canadian.

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:13, archived)

that's mean

( MontyyouterribleCUNT Merry Christmas. CUNT., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:13, archived)

Fuck off troll! ;)

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:16, archived)

Canadian

( MontyyouterribleCUNT Merry Christmas. CUNT., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:21, archived)

Oh noes, his evil backpack is going to kill her!
I'm sure Hedgehog will enjoy this :)
( 2 Can Chunder Bummy Bum-mas!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:25, archived)

Enjoy it?
I put it in my profile.
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:45, archived)

You should put the catnipp ones in too.
You must have quite a collection by now :)
( 2 Can Chunder Bummy Bum-mas!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:49, archived)

posting a picture of another b3tan without their permission is very trollish

( prodigy69 Errapolis, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:05, archived)

-__-

( atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:06, archived)

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:06, archived)

blah sob bitch bah gripe nag fuss

( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:06, archived)

spastic says what?

( abunar, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:07, archived)

Sphincter?
No, wait! I got that wrong....
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:07, archived)

??What the who with a what now???
I just came back, is someone having a flounce?
( The magic of chutney Lick a chimp, chump, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:08, archived)

very much this
this is what makes b3ta crap
( freebs the wo-orld... let them know it's Chris' Nap Time, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:10, archived)

Oo is it one of those days?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDkCOjHZBl4 Cheer up everyone!
( Smallbrainfield, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:09, archived)

Ha ha ha! YES :D

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:14, archived)

more of this sort of thing

( freebs the wo-orld... let them know it's Chris' Nap Time, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:16, archived)

HONK
*skiffle* BEEP
( The magic of chutney Lick a chimp, chump, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:17, archived)

er, have you seen the FP? there's a maddie post there
But that was funny.

I like you, can't you just drop this and go back to your usual surreal posting?
( the wub that lies beyond, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:10, archived)

Are you on the verge
of some sort of nervous breakdown?
( Stilton Cheesewright, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:10, archived)

I like Joilet - leave her aloooooooooooooooooooone
*crys*
*youtubes*
(FunOnABun Smears lard on you!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:12, archived)

autofellatio you see that big magenta cock in the pic you posted
that's you that is
(Paul_P No you can't do a poo at my house, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:13, archived)

It's not really good form to take someone's pic and deface it like that
You really are a quite nasty piece of work aren't you?
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:14, archived)

You could
maybe understand it if the person had been horrible to them, or just pointed out to them that they're a dick, but Joliet has done fuck all. Me thinks the boy may have made his biggest faux pas yet.
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:15, archived)

I'll await my punishment which is surely imminent
also, read your blog today and wet myself

You now owe me a new pair of troosers
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:17, archived)

Oh thank you :)
Sadly it has been cancelled* due to mictoboy being a meanie**




*has not been cancelled.

**He is not a meanie.
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:19, archived)

( yanmania... http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/473878, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:41, archived)

...

( atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:20, archived)

It's ok.
It's fine.
( mofaha, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:15, archived)

Mofaha, voice of reason.

( Mu Sticks™, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:21, archived)

good rant man...let it all out ,let it all out
tension release tension release....nowt wrong wi'that:D
( elvis's worn-out cock finally got round to updating profile, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:15, archived)

*deploys emergency cartoon*

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Christmas - FUCK YEAH!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:19, archived)

Posting this, just, because

( Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:20, archived)

I can understand what you're saying, but it's not like Joliet made nasty pictures of you.
I agree that B3ta is supposed to be 'everything goes' but every now and then people will be upset about stuff because they have strong feelings on the subject or personal experiences related to it.
I got pissed off with someone recently for slagging off the NHS, and the subsequent argument resulted in them leaving. In retrospect I was quite mean and I regret it, but arguments like that should at least stay within the original thread that spawned them and not turn into a personal vendetta. This is a bit childish m8, and not in the funny B3ta tradition of childish.
( 2 Can Chunder Bummy Bum-mas!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:23, archived)

Troll

( MontyyouterribleCUNT Merry Christmas. CUNT., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:25, archived)

FUCK YOU PAEDO TROLL FACE

( 2 Can Chunder Bummy Bum-mas!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:27, archived)

Paedo troll face?
*goes to Toys R Arse and buys up all stock for Xmas*
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Merry Christmas. CUNT., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:28, archived)

who left?

( prodigy69 Errapolis, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:29, archived)

This guy.
www.sickrik.com/users/profile.php?id=69450
Over this: www.sickrik.com/board/9703761
( 2 Can Chunder Bummy Bum-mas!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:33, archived)

eh?We CAN'T "leave".......there is no way out
*prisoners of destiny*:D
( elvis's worn-out cock finally got round to updating profile, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:36, archived)

You're right, we can't leave :(
This is why so many people try to get banned
( 2 Can Chunder Bummy Bum-mas!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:38, archived)

In your defense,
I don't think you were horrible enough.
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:39, archived)

I secretly agree with you but I don't want to look like a complete cunt.

( 2 Can Chunder Bummy Bum-mas!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:41, archived)

In his defence
I went in for a routine operation three years back and contracted an incurable disease when the surgeon left a packet of Jaffa Cakes inside me. They rotted in the end, and I was only given three weeks to live. I died not long afterwards. FUCKING NHS. Now my sad spirit sits at its ghostly keyboard tapping into B3ta.
(boris the spider, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:10, archived)

This is a sad story. It is because of mistakes like this that surgeons have now been banned from eating jaffa cakes whilst operating.

( 2 Can Chunder Bummy Bum-mas!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:15, archived)

Too late for me, isn't it?
EH?

Are they still allowed to eat hot dogs? With mustard?
(boris the spider, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:19, archived)

You can't expect them to perform a 2 hour operation without eating anything or drinking alcohol.
That's just cruel.
( 2 Can Chunder Bummy Bum-mas!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:23, archived)

you may have a point :(
but it's hard not to feel bitter.

especially when they spill some of it down their shirt and it drips into you.
(boris the spider, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:25, archived)

I think really it all comes down to wether or not it's funny.

( Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:26, archived)

stupid cocksucker

( Barbarossa See you next year, b3ta!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:34, archived)

Don't you get involved! ;)

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:35, archived)

TROLL!

( 2 Can Chunder Bummy Bum-mas!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:36, archived)

Arf!
Nice one, Mr B.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Christmas - FUCK YEAH!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:44, archived)

'noon

(senyahnoj bored sig, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:57, archived)

hahahahahaha
*closes photoshop*
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:58, archived)

Nicely!

( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:03, archived)

ah, the famous Himalayan Sherpaws

( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:03, archived)

That was a very (man)darin' pun.

( A Vagabond has dicked about with girls named Holly, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:20, archived)

One must die.

( atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:07, archived)

Nice work
On another note, just after "ignoring" autofellatio and the bored is shit-free again! ta-da!
( Q4nobody.co.uk, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:14, archived)

*HELP!*

( atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:48, archived)

Paws is going to get that poor lady!

( Rudolph the Red-Nosed Tribble Happy Saturnalia!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:49, archived)

That cat will never be able to catch that falling lady :(

( Barbarossa See you next year, b3ta!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:49, archived)

Nobody likes a wet pussy....
...................................er......
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:56, archived)

pffft....

( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:55, archived)

Aaaarrrrgghh!

( atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:58, archived)

Hahaha!

( fannycradock Misses being Myra. Dismaydiator :(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:00, archived)

Eeaaarghh!

( Smallbrainfield, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:01, archived)

Ye gods
That one's terrifying!

Has there been a B-Movie made about this yet?
( Rudolph the Red-Nosed Tribble Happy Saturnalia!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:07, archived)

WOO
I'll say it again WOO
( elvis's worn-out cock finally got round to updating profile, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:07, archived)

(super huge) WOOOOOOOW!

( atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:10, archived)

rarrrrhr!

( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:01, archived)

:D

( atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:04, archived)

hahahaha!

( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:15, archived)

oh noes!
*covers eyes* please tell me it has a happy ending only:)
( elvis's worn-out cock finally got round to updating profile, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:56, archived)

Look near her left arm...
...there's a shark coming.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:59, archived)

There were no moon landings...
The moon has no stairs.

(FunOnABun Smears lard on you!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:22, archived)

*Badum Tisch* :D
Very good,
In other news I had the most insane dream last night, I was trying to stop the Illuninati/Masons from taking over Lloyds bank, they had employed masonic-ninjas (with aprons) to try to steal the deeds to the bank, we had to stop them by running round the bank at night shouting verses from the bible at them... I swear it lasted about 7 hours, I have woken up more tired than I went to bed.
( The magic of chutney Lick a chimp, chump, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:31, archived)

*scripts*
*films*
*edits*
.
Profit!
( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:32, archived)

No
That really happened. Look out of your window.
( A Vagabond has dicked about with girls named Holly, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:32, archived)

*looks*
Trees, pond, lawn.... why is there an egg cup on the lawn?
( The magic of chutney Lick a chimp, chump, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:33, archived)

FUCKING MASONS, THAT'S WHY!

( The Alchemist knows not does he?, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:45, archived)

You're a nut!
Crazy in the coconut!
( Rudolph the Red-Nosed Tribble Happy Saturnalia!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:44, archived)

great, now I have to locate and flashy-thing every single b3tan :(

( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:52, archived)

Hehehe, looks cosy.

( The Hedgehog From Hell, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:31, archived)

( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:31, archived)

Much deserved

(FunOnABun Smears lard on you!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:40, archived)

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:35, archived)

hahahahaha!
Yes!
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:37, archived)

haha :)

( prodigy69 Errapolis, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:44, archived)

YES!
I've always wanted to see something like this done with that shovel moment from Kalifornia...
( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:44, archived)

All I can remember from that film is
Juliette Lewis' rubbish tits
and David Duchovny's arse
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:56, archived)

Hahahaha YES INDEED!
EDIT: This is THE best spang ever.

It's never been proven, but it's a scientific fact.
( A Vagabond has dicked about with girls named Holly, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:44, archived)

just one small step
for gran:)
( elvis's worn-out cock finally got round to updating profile, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:37, archived)

I live in a bungalow

( St.Minimus *France dance*, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:44, archived)

Oh gran up! ;)

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:50, archived)

good for you

( elvis's worn-out cock finally got round to updating profile, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:54, archived)

^ pfffh :)

( prodigy69 Errapolis, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:44, archived)

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:18, archived)

They're all hiding in the chimney again

(Michael Ellis has specs like Sue Pollard, apparently., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:20, archived)

It's great fun
one person said it was a gas
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:21, archived)

0_0

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Christmas - FUCK YEAH!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:31, archived)

I know.... i'm sorry....
*waves*
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:31, archived)

Well, that's alright, then...
;-)

*waves back*

Well, *hand* actually, but you know what I mean....
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Christmas - FUCK YEAH!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:34, archived)

Yeah but they soon went up in smoke.

( A Vagabond has dicked about with girls named Holly, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:32, archived)

( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:34, archived)

Why Grandma, what big eyes you've got!

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Christmas - FUCK YEAH!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:37, archived)

I bet you say that to all the boys.

( A Vagabond has dicked about with girls named Holly, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:45, archived)

Why, yes - as a matter of fact, I do!
;-)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Christmas - FUCK YEAH!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:32, archived)

All the better to gawk incredulously at you, my dear.

( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:45, archived)

i read that
as 'incestuously'.
/needs-to-get-eyes-tested blog
( Seventh takes the LER out of FLATTERY, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:50, archived)

I say!

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Christmas - FUCK YEAH!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:33, archived)

Who won
or did everybody lose?
( Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:21, archived)

still ongoing

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:22, archived)

Well beats scouring the beach with a metal detector
Dons Col. Hans Landa suit and joins in with the fun this weekend.
( Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:24, archived)

oh, you bad bad man....

( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:22, archived)

:D

(Michael Ellis has specs like Sue Pollard, apparently., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:23, archived)

pffft

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:23, archived)

Oooof...

( The Hedgehog From Hell, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:23, archived)

Nick Griffin's grandad was one of the organisers.
In hindsight, he should have limited the hiding places to less than 6 million.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:25, archived)

"less than 6 million", you say?
*alerts ADL*
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:26, archived)

The ADL are freemason alien jews

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:30, archived)

Indeed.
So are we, though, so there shouldn't be any problem.
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:32, archived)

oh yeh
shit, wait no I'm not.

or am i?

no, I'm definitely not.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:34, archived)

8,9,10
coming ready or not:)
( elvis's worn-out cock finally got round to updating profile, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:38, archived)

You're all horrible, horrible people
=clicks "I Like This"=

A weird way to wake up in the morning.
(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 16:53, archived)

CFB

.
( printmeister http://scraundler.blogspot.com/, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:06, archived)

Arf!
Not to mention the fact that it isn't even decided by Historians whether he even actually ever existed at all!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:08, archived)

of course he did
lots of people wrote about him hundreds of years later.
( Merry Griffmas and a Savally New year now has a chrissmassy name!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:09, archived)

With this sort of logic, it might turn out Jesus was not the son of Paul Daniels after all

( St.Minimus *France dance*, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:10, archived)

silly Maximinius
That's Martin Daniels, failed magician and celebrity nobody
( Merry Griffmas and a Savally New year now has a chrissmassy name!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:14, archived)

See also:
Jesus
( Mu Sticks™, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:11, archived)

WHERE?!

( Merry Griffmas and a Savally New year now has a chrissmassy name!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:14, archived)

Nowhere, and everywhere.
He's like that the old J-Bird.
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:14, archived)

you might want to find out some facts about that.
I did. It's fascinating stuff.
( Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:38, archived)

I hope you aren't implying that King Arthur,
the ficticious legend, is in anyway similar to Jesus H Fucking Christ Corbett
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:11, archived)

Triple jesus piss

( Mu Sticks™, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:12, archived)

beard - check
posse of men - check
woman hanging about in background - check
magic tricks - check
( Merry Griffmas and a Savally New year now has a chrissmassy name!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:15, archived)

aHA
The producer said I'll be crucified tonight. I shouldn't have let him write my jokes *nose wrinkle* *adjusts glasses*
(Michael Ellis has specs like Sue Pollard, apparently., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:25, archived)

Arfpiss

( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:10, archived)

Arf!
Also - kebabs for lunch FTW (and no I'm not referring to you, k3b/-\b)
( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:09, archived)

proper kebabs?
i.e. from a van served by a guy with questionable hygiene?
( Merry Griffmas and a Savally New year now has a chrissmassy name!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:10, archived)

From the shop round the corner.
Purveyor of rice and three and many yummy sundries, including kebabs.
( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:13, archived)

a girl who works in my local pub recently
was showing another staff member where to find something on the till system

she said "here it is, under sun-drys"
( Merry Griffmas and a Savally New year now has a chrissmassy name!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:20, archived)

"sundried tomatoes" always makes me chuckle.

( Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:43, archived)

hehe

( Merry Griffmas and a Savally New year now has a chrissmassy name!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:10, archived)

Yes you are

(Captain_lambkin www.confundo.net, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:50, archived)

Racist.

( A Vagabond has dicked about with girls named Holly, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:51, archived)

Sorry snow only comes in white.
when its in the air
(Captain_lambkin www.confundo.net, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:52, archived)

Don't eat the yellow snow.
Fucking chinky bastards.

edit: please note that this is a joke, I am not endorsing racism
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:55, archived)

Too bad Maddie's not a chink
Then everyone wouldn't be so uptight.
If she was a paki I'd probably be knighted.
( autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:58, archived)

Christ, you're not even a good troll.
Do fuck off now, it's getting boring.
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:59, archived)

Do not feed the troll.

( Mu Sticks™, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:05, archived)

If we goad it into posting scat porn or something, it could get banned.

( The Hedgehog From Hell, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:07, archived)

And then it makes a new account and starts again.
:(
( Mu Sticks™, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:09, archived)

And then hopefully it gets
its IP address banned by cr3, the slayer of (internet) worlds.
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:10, archived)

Awwww
Is you a bit bitter that you got in twouble?
(Captain_lambkin www.confundo.net, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:00, archived)

I think people feel more sorry for Pasa than Maddie
World's turned topsy turvy
( Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:03, archived)

Well, his parents left him unattended for a couple of hours
and he hasn't been seen on here for months. I think Mr and Mrs Nonic had something to do with it.
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:04, archived)

We just want him back safe and where he belongs : on B3ta
No charges will be pressed
( Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:06, archived)

you're kidding right?

( prodigy69 Errapolis, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:07, archived)

He was bad
but in a good way
( Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:08, archived)

yea you don't know the half of it..

I'd do time for that cunt
( prodigy69 Errapolis, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:09, archived)

Oh no, you deleted your sweary response and my reply.
*SADFACES* :(
(Michael Ellis has specs like Sue Pollard, apparently., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:28, archived)

I always got on fine with him.
I know you didn't, and I'm sorry about that. Takes all sorts, though, doesn't it.
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:08, archived)

Same here.
Never had any problems with him at all, but some peoples "enemies" are some peoples "friends". I mean, look at The Joker and The Riddler....
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:09, archived)

well I didn't like his personal threats he clearly couldn't back up

( prodigy69 Errapolis, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:11, archived)

Didn't you just say you'd "do time" for him?
What was that, if not a personal threat you aren't planning to back up?
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:15, archived)

he apparently knows where I live and can come up to scotland any time he wants

and yes I will back that up if he ever shows up on my doorstep

[edited for the idiot below]
( prodigy69 Errapolis, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:27, archived)

Am I the idiot? :)
If so, please tell me why you think I'm an idiot - genuinely interested.
(Michael Ellis has specs like Sue Pollard, apparently., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:29, archived)

Well, you did mention it on a public messageboard.

( The Hedgehog From Hell, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:29, archived)

and you did troll the comment once again

( prodigy69 Errapolis, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:32, archived)

What?
What "troll comment"?

edit: ah, I read that as "the troll comment" and not "troll the comment".

Get over youself, love. Nobody gives a fuck about your paranoid fantasies about beating up the big bad bully who said nasty things about you on the internet.
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:35, archived)

look I made a throw away comment and you just had to pick up on it to try and get a reaction
If someone threatens you or your family/ friends by saying he'll show up on your doorstep and "sort me and anyone else that's there out"

are you honestly trying to say if it came down to it, you wouldn't do time for someone like that?
then I'd have to say you're a spineless cunt. (not you personally)

I come here to post picture not have cunts like him threaten me or anyone else I know.

[edit] in fact after seeing your edit you can also fuck off you trollish cunt...troll on, love.
( prodigy69 Errapolis, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:41, archived)

similarly I come here to post pictures not have cunts tell me what's off limits on a site where everything is fair game.

3000 people died in the 9/11 attacks and are ridiculed regularly, but one little girl is off limits? Hypocrisy.
( autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:48, archived)

no I think they took offence at you calling people "chinks and pakis"

and there's nothing similar about it
( prodigy69 Errapolis, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:50, archived)

hedgehog said chinks
I was only pointing out his hypocrisy.
( autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:52, archived)

well he's not me, take it up with him

( prodigy69 Errapolis, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:54, archived)

Ok, here goes.
( autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:57, archived)

I saw a few "discussion threads" involving Pasa and to me he just seemed like a clever, pig-headed, opinionated bloke who didn't suffer fools gladly.
I thought he was ok
(Michael Ellis has specs like Sue Pollard, apparently., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:12, archived)

You would say that you fucking cunt! ;)

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:13, archived)

Big hairy arseholes to you and YER MAW
:P
(Michael Ellis has specs like Sue Pollard, apparently., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:13, archived)

heh

( prodigy69 Errapolis, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:21, archived)

Yeah, I disagreed with him on plenty of things
but he always seemed to be fine with that if you argued your case well.
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:18, archived)

Whenever I posted stuff and people said nice things, pasanonic was always there to say something shit and ruin it for me.
Cunt, I'm glad he's gone.
( 2 Can Chunder Bummy Bum-mas!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:36, archived)

Pasa could fuck off and die for all I care....

I'd hate to hear the same about maddie though
( prodigy69 Errapolis, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:05, archived)

Absence has made my heart grow fonder
I need medicine or something
( Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:08, archived)

you really are a fucking tool

( prodigy69 Errapolis, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:03, archived)

Fuck! You really are a cunt aren't you.

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:04, archived)

Why is everyone feeding the troll?

( Mu Sticks™, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:06, archived)

( prodigy69 Errapolis, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:08, archived)

Boredom.
How's sundrop in a wizard suit coming along?
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:08, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/9780973
( Mu Sticks™, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:10, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/9781064
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:12, archived)

You're joking
Shut the fuck up you mong with your queer hit tv show rubbish. Get a fucking life you worthless cunt.
( autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:17, archived)

Wah wah wah!

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:20, archived)

Sounds like the noise the sirens were making after I raped your whore mother's anus last night.
( autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:23, archived)

Oh my!
You sir, are a wit of standing alongside Oscar Wilde. I bow to your superior intellect.
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:24, archived)

1/10
needs more Buffy
( Stilton Cheesewright, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:31, archived)

Tonay lols?
:)
(AMadDayYes seYyaDdaMA is palindromic., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:54, archived)

( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:12, archived)

But it might be beer snow!!

( maiden has a less sweary sig now *Fluff-on*, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:04, archived)

Yellow snow is SECOND HAND beer snow...
this is NEVER good.
(Captain_lambkin www.confundo.net, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:06, archived)

mmmm beer snow

( prodigy69 Errapolis, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:06, archived)

"Snowflake" has been used as a derogatory term for white people.
Therefore I am offended, you are a racist, I win, and, erm ... that's it.

*wins*
( A Vagabond has dicked about with girls named Holly, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:57, archived)

0_o
you is one crazy honky!
(Captain_lambkin www.confundo.net, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:59, archived)

Shut it ya cracker ass white boy!

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:06, archived)

Some people also use
snowflake as a term of endearment for loved ones. This therefore makes racism fluffy? Is that what you're saying?

RACIST!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:05, archived)

DON'T YOU REPRESS ME, YOU FASCIST.

( A Vagabond has dicked about with girls named Holly, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:12, archived)

I have nothing against John Fashanu at all thank you very much!

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:13, archived)

Why - because he's black? Is that why you won't hold anything of yours against him?
I see where this is going. I see.
( A Vagabond has dicked about with girls named Holly, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:14, archived)

His brother Justin however, liked that kind of thing.

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:15, archived)

John Fash-ar-noo

( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:20, archived)

Awooga!

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:23, archived)

It's okay, in this enviroment you can express your own culture in what ever way you want.
just don't do anything forrin!
(Captain_lambkin www.confundo.net, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:15, archived)

bags not having that one land on my shoulder
pffft
( Merry Griffmas and a Savally New year now has a chrissmassy name!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:51, archived)

But... you have no pants.

( Mu Sticks™, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:54, archived)

you don't have to be wearing your pants to shit into your pants.
and it is you Sir who are the one with no pants!
(Captain_lambkin www.confundo.net, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:57, archived)

This makes him extra special ;)

( maiden has a less sweary sig now *Fluff-on*, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:16, archived)

this could "snowball"
shit 'appens:)
( elvis's worn-out cock finally got round to updating profile, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:55, archived)

I am Jack's high amusement

( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:02, archived)

:D

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:06, archived)

Not just the moon landings

( calgacus Non sum qualis eram bonae sub regno Cynarae, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:47, archived)

wut?

( Barbarossa See you next year, b3ta!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:53, archived)

Hold on, I'm just waiting for my electron microscope to warm up

(Michael Ellis has specs like Sue Pollard, apparently., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:54, archived)

too subtle?

( The Twisted Omentum Talk about Mudflaps, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:40, archived)

Is this not a repost?
Naughty Twisted Omentum!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:43, archived)

I thought I was going mad for a second - I wasn't sure if I had seen it before or not

( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:45, archived)

I did have to do my sleuthing to confirm ;)
And to make it worse, I still don't really get it :D
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:46, archived)

^ my thoughts exactly

( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:48, archived)

no it is not
I did an image last night but I have moved the bloke to make it look as though he is holding the plane up.

Could not be bothered making another one from scratch. :-)
( The Twisted Omentum Talk about Mudflaps, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:58, archived)

*awaits wrathful proj*

( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:43, archived)

reposting cunt!

( prodigy69 Errapolis, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:47, archived)

Yay!
;)
( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:49, archived)

It's not a repost arsehole!
I used an old image but I have changed it

here - thi is the other one



spot the difference or are you fucking blind !!!
( The Twisted Omentum Talk about Mudflaps, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:00, archived)

edit
notes people who are not prepared to acknowledge when they were wrong
( The Twisted Omentum Talk about Mudflaps, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:08, archived)

oh shut the fuck up

changing one small fucking detail doesn't make it worth reposting..twat


and you can take a note on that.
( prodigy69 Errapolis, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:14, archived)

Oh dear
Pixel upsettery.
(Michael Ellis has specs like Sue Pollard, apparently., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:15, archived)

Neverthelss it's still not s repost
SO FUCK OFF AND DIE COCKSUCKER!
( The Twisted Omentum Talk about Mudflaps, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:16, archived)

to be honest the first one wasn't worth posting either

BIG SHOUTY TEXT COMMENT OH I'M SO ANGRY
( prodigy69 Errapolis, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:31, archived)

www.b3ta.com/features/faq/#ignore
(Michael Ellis has specs like Sue Pollard, apparently., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:38, archived)

good idea
He thinks he's the fucking board police

Very happy to ignore this tosser and clicking now
( The Twisted Omentum Talk about Mudflaps, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:40, archived)

yay good for you!!

( prodigy69 Errapolis, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:43, archived)

hahahaha
Don't hold your breath :D
(Michael Ellis has specs like Sue Pollard, apparently., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:14, archived)

I don't know what's happening here, but I only realised yesterday that your username is Twisted Omentum and not Twisted Momentum

(Michael Ellis has specs like Sue Pollard, apparently., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:49, archived)

See also: zeltergeist

( The Hedgehog From Hell, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:50, archived)

zeitgeist!

( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:51, archived)

zeltergusset.

( Mu Sticks™, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:52, archived)

Zelterjism

( Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:54, archived)

helterskelter

( The Hedgehog From Hell, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:03, archived)

MUST MURDER ACTRESS FOR THE FAMILY
*drooool*
( Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:05, archived)

Wise words from the...
The Hotdog of Health..!!
(the invisable man, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:57, archived)

It's inadvisable of you to say that, with your username.

( The Hedgehog From Hell, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:59, archived)

My Inibalaty to spell!!!
(the invisable man, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:08, archived)

I didn't even know what an omentum was until I quized him what his username meant
I learned something that day.
And made a friend too.
*looks to distance*
( Merry Griffmas and a Savally New year now has a chrissmassy name!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:53, archived)

Isn't it the bit of fat lasses that collapses under the weight of too much KFC?

(Michael Ellis has specs like Sue Pollard, apparently., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:55, archived)

the gunt?

( Merry Griffmas and a Savally New year now has a chrissmassy name!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:56, archived)

Yes, I believe that's the medical word

(Michael Ellis has specs like Sue Pollard, apparently., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:57, archived)

google images is NOT your friend

( Merry Griffmas and a Savally New year now has a chrissmassy name!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:02, archived)

HAHA
The scar is on my profile - and no I was not holding my stomach in!
( The Twisted Omentum Talk about Mudflaps, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:07, archived)

hehe
it looks like a blobfish
( Merry Griffmas and a Savally New year now has a chrissmassy name!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:08, archived)

thanks - I think!

( The Twisted Omentum Talk about Mudflaps, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:13, archived)

It was only yesterday that I realised that too....
I always thought it was Twisted ornament!
(the invisable man, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:55, archived)

Ha !
I got ill with a twisted omentum (nearly died in fact).

Thought it sounded like a good name - like Hooded Claw

:-)
( The Twisted Omentum Talk about Mudflaps, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:02, archived)

I looked it up yesterday and it doesn't look like something I would like to have, to be honest.
Good show on not dying though :)
(Michael Ellis has specs like Sue Pollard, apparently., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:07, archived)

not pleasant
in my case the twist in the artery stopped the blood supply and the omentum died and started going gangrenous. 3 weeks in hospital :-(

Still - good namme I thought!
( The Twisted Omentum Talk about Mudflaps, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:10, archived)

Ewww :(
Yeh, sounds like a Superhero with a poor superpower :D

Actually, that brings up an interesting question - I wonder how much of the human body you could actually remove and for it to continue to operate healthily?
(Michael Ellis has specs like Sue Pollard, apparently., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:17, archived)

depends on your definition of healthy

( The Twisted Omentum Talk about Mudflaps, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:27, archived)

Shhhh you little shit!

( claptonista the idiot boy.........., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:37, archived)

I don't know why you think they did it.
They didn't do it.

They said so.

So it must be true.
( A Vagabond has dicked about with girls named Holly, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:42, archived)

They are far too middle-class to do anything illegal

( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:42, archived)

I thought being middle class IS illegal.

( A Vagabond has dicked about with girls named Holly, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:50, archived)

she said they did it
at the swingers party i was at with them the other day
( claptonista the idiot boy.........., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:44, archived)

not my finest hour....

( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:42, archived)

Hahaha
Never mind, I've done worse
( Barbarossa See you next year, b3ta!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:45, archived)

Lose the baggage and she'd be even more milf-y...

( HairyTwatter Needs more tostones by, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:17, archived)

Haha I like how this is popular but hardly anyone has commented
Guilty clicks!
( zeltergiset, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 1:22, archived)

Crikey
I used to think I was broadminded, liberal and, perhaps, even a wee bit revolutionary - then I was introduced to B3ta, and found some new horizons - this, however, seems too painful to scoff. The humour is clear, but it makes me worry that her parents may see it. I guess I've got some way to go yet, but I'm not sure I want to... it's like a downward spiral.
(IronLung, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:29, archived)

Bit more original than my last offering

( SoBadItsGood typed with furious anger on, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:37, archived)

Ireland

( autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:38, archived)

Hahahahaha

( A Vagabond has dicked about with girls named Holly, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:41, archived)

"has"?
with such grammar it's further evidence ol' Bush wrote that speech...
( HairyTwatter Needs more tostones by, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:19, archived)

...

( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:35, archived)

Pfft!
:OD
( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:36, archived)

Hahaha, I was about to do something along these very lines
but couldn't find any decent source pictures of Chapman...
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:36, archived)

Ugly little spud, isn't he?

( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:39, archived)

I think he can hear you, Ray...

( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:41, archived)

Don't move... it won't hurt you

( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:45, archived)

yeaaarrrrrrrrgggggghhhhhhhhhhh!

( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:57, archived)

Hahahaha
Paul is dead. Paul is dead. Paul is dead.
( A Vagabond has dicked about with girls named Holly, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:39, archived)

hahahaha!

( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:41, archived)

"I got no strings to hold me down..."


Strrrrrrromboli terrified the fuck out of me.
(MrMcGroin Sharp as a Marble, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:35, archived)

To make me laugh
to make me frown
I had strings but now I'm free
There are no strings on me!

*Karaokes*

Nicely!
( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:36, archived)

( autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:33, archived)

Um...
*adblock*
( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:35, archived)

^ this
...within a whisker of an ignore...
( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:38, archived)

( autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:40, archived)

o_0

(MrMcGroin Sharp as a Marble, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:36, archived)

Who let the Troll out?
ffs! you are so much blocked!
( maiden has a less sweary sig now *Fluff-on*, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:39, archived)

pasanonic is that you?!

( autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:41, archived)

harsh much?
jesus
( slight yoinks!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:43, archived)

nothing to do with me!!

( Jesus!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:55, archived)

Let it go man, let it go.
Bye bye.
(Michael Ellis has specs like Sue Pollard, apparently., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:40, archived)

even though he's a monumental cunt I'm going to block this shite

( prodigy69 Errapolis, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:42, archived)

I'll say this for Pasanonic, when it comes to winding up trolls, he's the best at what he does.
You're still bitching about him and he hasn't been on here in months.
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:43, archived)

This hard!

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:44, archived)

I say the same thing about Auschwitz
The Germans did that YEARS ago, let's all get over it already.
( autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:56, archived)

errrrrrrrr
nice come back, to something he might have said maybe a year or so ago.
( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:47, archived)

no thanks

( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:47, archived)

(Larue @://http .html, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:31, archived)

Did he live in Pigeon Street?

( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:34, archived)

Men of LV 426 stand ye ready

( calgacus Non sum qualis eram bonae sub regno Cynarae, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:20, archived)

"Oi! Stop throwing them bloody facehuggers!"
hehe
( maiden has a less sweary sig now *Fluff-on*, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:23, archived)

Why didn't they just take off and nuke the sight from orbit?

( Whato_Jeeves there are buttery Sprouts in my Lederhosen, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:25, archived)

It is the only way to be sure, after all.

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Christmas - FUCK YEAH!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:26, archived)

Peasey!

( freebs the wo-orld... let them know it's Chris' Nap Time, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:33, archived)

Those red uniforms, good job its a dry heat...
( SoBadItsGood typed with furious anger on, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:02, archived)

And blind them?

( thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:26, archived)

Ho-ho-hold on, hold on one second.
This mission station has a substantial dollar value attached to it.
( calgacus Non sum qualis eram bonae sub regno Cynarae, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:28, archived)

I said lay down suppressing fire with the i-i-incinerators and fall back by squads to the APC!

( The Hedgehog From Hell, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:28, archived)

they could just roll in there and nerve gas the lot of them....

( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:29, archived)

Cos there were fowsands an' fowsands of 'em!!

( maiden has a less sweary sig now *Fluff-on*, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:28, archived)

because they knew
that one would infiltrate the dropship and cause it to crash, killing everyone on board
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:34, archived)

Sorry to thread hyjack -
I just wanted to show everyone this wot woz dun for me by The Fiend

It mkes me a very happy Omentum!


( The Twisted Omentum Talk about Mudflaps, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:33, archived)