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(herman:D, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 19:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Blah...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 19:58, archived)
# ta
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(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 20:03, archived)
# Yeh I'm getting that too...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 20:06, archived)
# I was going to say something about Jesus' disapproving look but got distracted.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 20:08, archived)
# He looks impatient I thought,
like, 'Hurry up and finish will ya...'
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 20:10, archived)
# He doesn't look too impressed with Ronaldo's technique.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 20:12, archived)
# Well straight guys are never very good at it
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 20:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Have an old pea.
(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 19:58, archived)
# He has no neck
Also, is anyone else seeing the borked codes?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 20:03, archived)
# get the bonfire ready...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 20:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Oi mate, lend me £20 innit


Click for bigger (36 kb)
(Anti-unplaceable because you know it makes no sense, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 19:20, archived)
# don't give him any!
he'll only use it to buy bottled water and turn it into wine!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 19:26, archived)
# he'd make a right good beggar
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 19:38, archived)
# yeah, but
he doesn't like moneylenders
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 19:40, archived)
# ooo
internal conflict!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 19:43, archived)
[challenge entry] cocky twat...
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 19:02, archived)
# Have we had any religous nuts yet complaining about blasphemy?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 19:14, archived)
# nobody
and i want to make this absolutely clear, nobody is to stone anybody until i blow this whistle, even if they do say jehovah!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 19:16, archived)
# *throws stone*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 19:16, archived)
# alright, who threw that?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 19:19, archived)
# *throws stone*


giggles
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 19:21, archived)
# do we have any women here today?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 19:23, archived)
# in the OTHER board ------------------->
clearly they feel like a bit o punn-ishment.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 19:24, archived)
# oof!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 19:25, archived)
# what's that supposed to mean?!?
*takes off coat and rolls up sleeves*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 19:16, archived)
# Religious nuts? We has some almonds complaining and then the Brazils had a go :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 19:18, archived)
# Wheeeeeeyy!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 19:19, archived)
# strangest name for a nut ever
Macadamia.

WHY?!?!?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 19:22, archived)
# :D:D

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 19:26, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 19:27, archived)
# oh, oh god!
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 19:28, archived)
# i can see right up his nose
not the kind of view i wanted
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 19:31, archived)
# nice shop!
umm... umm...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 19:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Oi, ya feckers!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 18:55, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 18:59, archived)
# Time for TubbyChrist.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 19:14, archived)
# Which one?
Which one is stinky winky?
(Gobshite, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 20:15, archived)
# HAVE A FUCKING COKE

COKE FUCKING COKE COKE FUCKING FUCUUUUCK....
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 18:50, archived)
# Wooaahah ffffooeeeaaaaahhh ffhfhhnnnhnhnhnhnNNNNNRRR RNRNRNRNR RRNNNNNRRRRRR
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 18:53, archived)
# GRAAAAAHHH!
*babble and drool*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 18:54, archived)
# but please.. first have a coke...
.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 18:55, archived)
# does it contain bacardi
or vodka?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 18:59, archived)
# It has beetles and moss.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 18:59, archived)
# then i shall stick with tea
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 19:01, archived)
# There's some plastic and earwig fingers in your tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 19:02, archived)
# that's what happens when you buy organic tea
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 19:04, archived)
# Also I did some wee in your sink!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 19:06, archived)
# which one?
if it was the bathroom sink, it'll clear away the toothpaste marks
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 19:15, archived)
# I'm trapped in your cabinets.
I'm in the cabinet with the cups. Send help.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 19:18, archived)
# which cabinet with cups?
there are 3, i've got a lot of cups
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 19:20, archived)
# Deploy rescue teams to all three.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 19:22, archived)
# there's only enough manpower
to search the cupboard over the kettle
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 19:24, archived)
# Do you have decaf?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 18:56, archived)
# NO WE DON'T HAVE DECAF!!!
*shudders*

*engages light speeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 19:13, archived)
# Good job Prodigy69's not about.
I think a little longer and I will be compelled to go and get a coke.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 18:56, archived)
# aaaarggh!
christ! (see below)
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 19:00, archived)
# *Sips Pepsi*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 19:13, archived)
# u wood
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 19:15, archived)
# LA LA LA LA LA LAAAA!
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 18:41, archived)
# woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 18:42, archived)
# haha
a post where everything has already been made into something in a world where everything has already been made in a poster about musical musicals :(
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 18:45, archived)
# set against the backdrop of a world gone mad?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 18:46, archived)
# I lov ethis, and the main post as well.
because I HATE musicals.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 18:47, archived)
# don't lie
we all know you love having a wank to mamma mia
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 18:48, archived)
# wait.. how did you know?
Oh I'm soo ashamed...

*fwaps furiously to ABBA*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 18:54, archived)
# i'm always watching you
i saw you picking the crap from between your toes last night...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 18:55, archived)
# I couldn't help it!
It made my toes feel all icky and weird...

I just wish you weren't so obvious about it...

edit:
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 19:02, archived)
# i'll hide better next time
you need thicker curtains
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 19:06, archived)
# nice flat though innit
:S
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 19:09, archived)
# I wish
ours isn't bad. But the neighbourhood is not so good.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 19:14, archived)
# double bluff, sucker!
you only found the BIG camera!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 19:17, archived)
# DAMN!
what's that buzzing...

??
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 19:21, archived)
# umm.....
*makes note to leave special toys at home*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 19:23, archived)
# yay:)

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 18:56, archived)
# lol
yessss!!
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 18:58, archived)
# bringing up baby
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 18:40, archived)
# PREAMBULATE!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 18:41, archived)
# perambulate
i think you'll find
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 18:44, archived)
# I'll think you'll find I didn't!
Nor did I say I was correct.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 18:46, archived)
# ooooooo!
*clasps handbag*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 18:47, archived)
# To exterminate prior to being pushed around in a buggy?
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 18:47, archived)
# hehehe
hasnt learned to use his...wheels(?) yet?
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 18:41, archived)
# who's the davros?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 18:45, archived)
# Aww, what a cute ickle...AARGH!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 18:48, archived)
# destroy humans
after ba ba...

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 19:15, archived)
# He's called Bernard. After my Father-in-Law.


CF unreasonably B
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 18:31, archived)
# ....0_0
I'm sure it has a wonderful personality.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 18:32, archived)
# He's playful, loving, and makes a wonderful pet :)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 18:35, archived)
# he looks happy
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 18:33, archived)
# He's very happy.
He's jsut had a good meal of insects dipped in cream.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 18:35, archived)
# he scares me
YOU SCARE ME, BERNARD!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 18:35, archived)
# Aww, but I think he likes you!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 18:36, archived)
# that just makes it worse!
grinning at me with those rapey eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 18:38, archived)
# O.O
... mr cat!!

not 0__0 - LOLOLOL

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 18:35, archived)
# Why, thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 18:37, archived)
# it looks like its posing for the photo
which means its clever
and therefore frightening
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 18:35, archived)
# He 's far too clever to admit to being more intelligent than humans.
Like all cats.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 18:39, archived)
# He looks friendly and lovable
One of those hairy, feline lizards I've been hearing the kids talking about.

Great job, CM :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 18:38, archived)
# Cheers :)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 18:39, archived)
# why am I looking at apic of your father in law?
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 18:41, archived)
# 's namesake, please!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 19:16, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 19:09, archived)
# *glee*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 19:15, archived)
# large :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 19:33, archived)
# HA HA HA!
OH MAN
(heysamgraham http://youtube.com/heysamgraham, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 21:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Dunno if bindun
and I took a punt on the colouring, my laptop screen's on its way out.

(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 18:16, archived)
# Don't think this one's been done :)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 18:29, archived)
# My claim to fame
I've shagged on that:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 18:35, archived)
# Holy crap!
That's a good claim to fame. Was it wobbly?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 18:37, archived)
# yes
fortunately Fred wasn't there at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 18:39, archived)
# you would
filthy whore... Why didn't you invite me?

Also: What exactly IS that?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 18:39, archived)
# Fred's weather map
circa1990's daytime TV .
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 18:41, archived)
# Huh...
well I like it. Nice outdoor humpage spot, btw.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 18:46, archived)
# Testing out the phrase
"... its the motion of the ocean" were you? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 18:39, archived)
# Well Albert Dock, Liverpool anyway:p
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 18:43, archived)
# Jesus?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 18:41, archived)
# No but his father's name may have been called a few times.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 18:41, archived)
# by the passers by?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 18:44, archived)
# there's a warm front coming over Surrey.................
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 18:49, archived)
# May already have been done...
(dashes out of lurking place)



(dashes back to lurking place)
(I helped save b3ta! EnglishHaggis Blah blah. Whatever., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Arsepoet : )
My word now thankyouplease
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 18:01, archived)
# haha
and an extra haha for the sig-fail

also - Scotch egg not Scottish
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 18:01, archived)
# no. 5
in your b3tan list. makes me laugh muchly.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 18:20, archived)
# Hipsters
need to be shot.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 18:04, archived)
# Mmm, sexy!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 18:06, archived)
# "Arsepoet"
is poetry.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 18:06, archived)
# ^This deserves
a ^This^
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 18:07, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 18:34, archived)
# I have been living in a cave for the last 12 months, living on a diet of Prawn cocktail crisps..
So I am Ris-ing. Is windows 7 bad ?
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 18:33, archived)
# no but the promo is dire
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 18:35, archived)
# I really don't know why I made this...
Llama Queen maybe?

(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 17:47, archived)
# FANCY A HUMP
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 17:49, archived)
# LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 17:57, archived)
# Chris Evans lols
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 18:08, archived)
# Hey Lizzie, come get some ham...
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 17:57, archived)
# Strangely appealing...
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 18:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Israel's entrant warms up for the gymnastics final
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 17:32, archived)
# yay!
and I like the tinsel

is there a website where you can create or get ascii patterns like this
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 17:38, archived)
# dunno
someone left it in my ebay feedback.
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 17:40, archived)
# yip
that's where I usually see them!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 17:42, archived)
#
BONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONER
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 17:48, archived)
# nice
howjewdodat?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 17:51, archived)
# Lots of <sup> and <sub>.
FFFFFFFFFOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH THIS IS TEXT BEHIND OTHER TEXT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 17:52, archived)
# have you subbed something over your username?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 18:02, archived)
# but
can he stick the landing?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 17:38, archived)
# something tells me
he'll nail it...

/Hull
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 17:43, archived)
# ahah. ahahahah.
oh, this is making me giggle
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 17:45, archived)
[challenge entry] This is where he practiced:
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 17:39, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 19:44, archived)
# lol
(herman:D, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 19:44, archived)
# I need this on my wall.
Is this the special olympics?
(Jolly Xmas Jew Lick my silver bells., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 19:54, archived)
# #1 CD IN THE WORLD!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 17:27, archived)
# The previous computer owner didn't erase their iTunes
I'm currently grooving to "Track 01: Persian Mix"

I don't know.. all their music sounds... computerized... WAH WAH WAH...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 17:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Jesus came to my house

He wanted to see my special toast.
(I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Boyles on Toast
yuk *bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Daft Punk were playing at my house
my house... I didn't even invite them, they just set up in the downstairs toilet.

I was perplexed
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Is every kid for miles at your house?
at your house?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 17:23, archived)
# yes
and the neighbours can't call the police... because Daft Punk crashed their tour bus into the telegraph pole by accident?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 17:25, archived)
# you should get Sarah's girlfriend to work the door
and something about robots
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 17:26, archived)
# This is a Simpsons episode plot
episode plot...

ROBOTOS NONSENCICOS
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 17:35, archived)
#
I saw Black Eyed Peas in your downstairs toilet. It's a really intimate venue.
(I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 17:26, archived)
# It's probably a good idea for the Black Eyed Peas to play in toilets
what with Fergie's incontinence issues
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 17:27, archived)
# that's funny
I don't remember eating peas...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 17:31, archived)
# Yeah you do.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 17:38, archived)
# i wouldn't eat it.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 17:28, archived)
# mind the seams
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 17:06, archived)
#
(herman:D, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 17:11, archived)
# OMGRACIST!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 17:14, archived)
# He won't be able to function without his right hemisphere.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Not even with a wild front-ear to compensate?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Ah, that's plasticity for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 17:32, archived)
# Mind the seams?...They nearly sliced my eyes open.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 17:29, archived)
[challenge entry] It's a miracle!

He hangs around with prostitutes too.
(izal, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 17:02, archived)
# hahahaha
next up:

JESUS CHRIST! SLAP CHOP!

GOT A FISH? NEED TO SHARE IT AMONG 5000 CUNTS?!

JESUSCHRISTSLAPCHOP!

5000 BITS OF FISH!

BREAD?

JESUSCHRISTSLAPCHOP!

5000 BITS OF FUCKING BREAD!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 17:04, archived)
# nice
www.funnyordie.com/videos/28b6e6d25f/jack-chop
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 17:16, archived)
# mmm fish finger sarnies
the best
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 17:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Nicely made.
Time I snuck in a repost for compo

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 17:06, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 17:06, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 17:08, archived)
# Tiger Woods launches his new range of Xmas Cards
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:57, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:58, archived)
# hahaha
needs more wife going at him with a 9 iron
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 17:08, archived)
# Are you sure it wasn't a wood to rescue the woods from the wood?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 17:17, archived)
# :DD
(herman:D, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 17:10, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Only the facts please.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 17:31, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 17:44, archived)
# Well it's either A. The twat can't drive.
or B. The twat can't keep his mistress under wraps.

I'm going with 3 Wood to the Woods in the wood.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 18:45, archived)
# hahaha...wifey didn't make a good job on the teeth.....
....SHE MISSED SOME!:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 19:23, archived)
# kneel!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:54, archived)
# Suited, booted, and ready to chop some.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 17:00, archived)
# Is that hat
made of chocolate?
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 17:02, archived)
# Has the uprising begun already?
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 17:03, archived)
# Yay it's Old Skool Kittens 'n' Vikings tiem!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 17:06, archived)
# Never!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 17:40, archived)
# And I, for one, welcome our new Viking Kitten overlords.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 18:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:49, archived)
# Woo!
and byeeeeee!

Beer tiem \o/
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:53, archived)
# Yay!
This deserves more recognition.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 17:09, archived)
#
aww thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 17:15, archived)
# I lke this a lot
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 17:15, archived)
# He's playing possum.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 17:32, archived)
# Boingggg!
Lovely stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 17:41, archived)
# I'm so very sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:27, archived)
# and we're back to normal
this is the Antibruce
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:27, archived)
# You're evidently not.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:28, archived)
# he needs to put a Bruce on it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Grooooooovy
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:30, archived)
# I'm not that sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:31, archived)
# good game
good game

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:36, archived)
# it was only a matter of time
time and the Bobster
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 17:05, archived)
# I see no Sophie Raworth
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:28, archived)
# That didn't come out so well
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:51, archived)
# Eeek!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 17:02, archived)
# Hahaha
Fuck!

She should sue you for that! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 17:04, archived)
# OK.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:35, archived)
# noooooooooooo
:(
(herman:D, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:37, archived)
# oh shit
there was a rule 34 thread on 4chan and someone requested this :(
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:37, archived)
# I'm currently enjoying a Susan Boyle thread on /mu/.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:42, archived)
# I see nothing that can't be fixed with a paper bag
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:37, archived)
# better double up
but yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:43, archived)
# I'd go for the polythene bag and a roll of gaffer tape option
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:43, archived)
# I demand an apology
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:38, archived)
# Hehe

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Gotz itcheh feetz

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:49, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 17:06, archived)
# There was no need for that, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 17:42, archived)
# dear jumping jesus
i'm going to cry now :(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 17:59, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 9:26, archived)

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