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# Does anyone else find those Pampers Kandoo adverts rather ... empowering?
I am Master of the Toilet!
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:37, archived)
# is that what they say?
god i wish i had a telly
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:41, archived)
# i'm a bit busy but i'll see what i can do
not promising anything, like
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:42, archived)
# That made me
laugh lots.
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:43, archived)
# see?
he likes me. and i'm an atheist.
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:48, archived)
# i've got a telly
but b3ta doesn't leave me with any time to watch it! sometimes my flatmate forces me to sit down with him and "watch me stories". so i put a computer in the living room too.
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:55, archived)
# i've got a telly
but b3ta's much better
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 20:02, archived)
# Oh,
I thought b3ta WAS telly!
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 20:03, archived)
# I find them disturbing
Why is it ok to have young kids on the loo, but older people is a no-no?

Not that I'm saying I want to see live watersports on ITV, though I'm sure it'd increase their rating, I'm saying the opposite.
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:51, archived)
# Don't chew your fingernails
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:37, archived)
# this is reeeeedeeecuuulous
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:40, archived)
# 1 more time
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:46, archived)
# I can't believe no one did this.
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 20:04, archived)
# or this
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 20:12, archived)
# Um...
Actually

but yours had more hummus on it than mine.
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 20:24, archived)
# arrrgh
none of them worky in opera. just a blank flash screen. damn you
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:42, archived)
# OK great...
now I'm going to hell just because you can't get your system to work... Happy?
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:48, archived)
# it's not your fault
nanaman will insist on using these dodgy fledling browsers ;)
/scarpers
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:51, archived)
# ooh!
i don't know what to say, young man. wash your mouth out! *adds URL to the list...*
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:57, archived)
# heehee
I like opera actually, the mouse movement navigation is great.
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 20:00, archived)
# i like it
cos my computer is verrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyy sllllllloooooooooowwwww otherwise
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 20:15, archived)
# whats worse?
Missing the bandwagon all together or hearing the bandwagon go by but not being able to see it let alone jump on?

Your B3TA zen for the day
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:51, archived)
# Lighning strikes can be nasty
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:32, archived)
# hahahaha!
wooo!
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:36, archived)
# i like
how lightning maps very well onto chicken nerves
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:38, archived)
# making it easier
to photoshop a chicken getting electrocuted?

nice gag workboresme!
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:42, archived)
# yes, i said chicken because i saw chicken nerves at
the Bodyworlds exhibit
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:53, archived)
# haven't got the guts to go
I don't like insides.
pun unintentional
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 20:09, archived)
# you should go!
it's not gruesome at all - it's quite clinical. and intriguing.
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 20:12, archived)
# trouble is
the exhibit's finished as of end of september. don't doubt it'll be back tho - see article in this months bizarre
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 20:16, archived)
# think i saw
on the tube, an ad that said it's been extended to december.
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 20:30, archived)
# I wouldn't have
thought chicken nerves differ that much from any other nerves?
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 20:00, archived)
# i've seen chicken nerves
in situ (minus the chicken) at bodyworlds.
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 20:09, archived)
# my first vcr

he's right you know..
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:28, archived)
# it looks like
there's a giant hand in his waistcoat, it's pointing at his groin
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:29, archived)
# If you look at it right....
It's the TV... About to grab his nuts.
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:44, archived)
# lol - didnt notice that at all
must be some dirty tv - sneaking up on him from behind like that :)
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:51, archived)
# its a
flipper
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 20:06, archived)
# That is great...
TO THE MAX!!!
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:38, archived)
# Hands up everyone
who'll be watching Tipping the Velvet tonite...
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:14, archived)
# I'll raise one hand...
don't want to tire the other one out just yet...
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:16, archived)
# how am i supposed
to type a message without hands??
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:17, archived)
# I hadn't realised
that the lead in that is Diana Rigg's daughter...
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:19, archived)
# warning, thread hi-jack in
3
2
1

does anyone have any good pictures of Domo?
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:22, archived)
# Only
the one where two of him/it/them are chasing the kitty in the field...
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:24, archived)
# are they
good clean pictures (i.e. is the kitty getting in the way of them) if not it will do
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:25, archived)
# yes
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:24, archived)
# that may just be the greatest
site in the world
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:26, archived)
# Domo?
Try here heh!
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:25, archived)
# Realised
I don't have the pic on file but here's the link:

www.boners.com/grub/787375.html
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:27, archived)
# well done bob!
keep driving 'em to the site! I might get a new job someday...
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:39, archived)
# Had a thought
earlier today and this thread just reminded me. Am in a business where we make models and prototypes for industray & advertising and since joining the b3tan community I wondered whether there'be any interest in b3tan collectable figures. Domo/Nohands/Furtive for your desk, anyone?
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:33, archived)
# i would love a domo!
...but really want all of this stuff...
www.kidrobot.com
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:41, archived)
# Nice site
(reaches for credit card)
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:44, archived)
# i would love aload
of collectable memes
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:55, archived)
# That's it then
I shall consider it my life's work. well, I might get some spare time over xmas to do some.

if there's time between drinking and Two Towers, etc
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 20:01, archived)
# what time is it on?
havn't seen it yet, and I'm in the mood for victorian lesbians
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:27, archived)
# 9pm Beeb two
I think...s'actually quite a chortle as well as being top legal sauce
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:30, archived)
# I`ll
be buying the dvd when it comes out....found out too late that diana riggs daughter was in it....Why arent i told about these things......
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:32, archived)
# If you saw this...
this or this yesterday, you ought to know:

THE FEAR HAS HAD ITS REVENGE!

In all seriousness, I slipped on wet leaves, and have chipped my thumb bone. Thanks to incredibly powerful ibuprofen I can type one-handed and use the mouse with the wrong hand, but that's about it...

It's beyond the realms of mundanespooky, isn't it?
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:14, archived)
# love ibuprofen
Cheap as chips down the pub when you are on it
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:16, archived)
[challenge entry] sorry
no, idiots! behind you!

i passed up free booze to come home and do my homework, and this is what i do?
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:07, archived)
# forget the time!
RUN !
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:10, archived)
# AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!
THE FEAR!!!!!!
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:10, archived)
# No......no......
Actually, I'm more scared that you gave up free beer, as opposed to p/shopping the Fear

/unintentional rhyme there.
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:12, archived)
# are they
watches?
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:15, archived)
# yes. yes they are
phew!
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:17, archived)
# watch out
the fear
my keyboard's still broken, so imagine exclamation marks
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:18, archived)
# my old keyboard had a broken ?
so i used to type 'questionmark' at the end of each question. you should try that =)

with 'exclamationmark', obviously
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:35, archived)
# hooray!
I did get it :)
woo!
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:19, archived)
# the one on the right looks a bit like Breel
who looks a bit like one of the strokes
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:22, archived)
# yay!
fnord: he is pulling the same expression as breel seems to wear a lot, yes.
bananaman: why not try | as a cheap, temporary solution?
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:27, archived)
# Another way of making !
is ALT+033.

Use this information wisely.
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 20:13, archived)
# I had a dream
that I was Indiana Jones last night, and I was being chased by the fear.
It breathed fire and I climbed out of the pit and dropped a big rock on it and it exploded mightily.
I had to go in the pit to rescue the Kate Capshaw type female lead, if you were wondering why I went in said pit.
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:17, archived)
# blimey, that's dedication!
your dedication to homework over booze. your dedication to b3ta goes unquestioned =)
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:33, archived)
#
as soon as i got home i cracked open a not-free booze. but i'm getting my work out now!
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:37, archived)
# I just get worse and worse. Now I present you with Camp X Ray
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:05, archived)
# puntastic
arf :-)
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:06, archived)
# fancy a drink?
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:17, archived)
# it's a pun
you know
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:36, archived)
# .
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:40, archived)
# Yeah,
was gonna do something like that too but couldn't be arsed :)
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:42, archived)
# DirtySanchezAnyone?


(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:03, archived)
# ewwwwwwwwwww
but mainly mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:07, archived)
# Part of me says Hmmmmmmm
The other part says mmmm...
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:26, archived)
# if you missed it those are 2 women i met on Friday.
hmmmm
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:33, archived)
# I missed it
But part of me says yes and the other no. I don't know why. I suspect I should be saying yes 100%, but I'm only getting 75% excited.
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:40, archived)
# well the one on the left was in bananarama
and the one on the right was in Republica if that helps.
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:48, archived)
# No!
Really? You lucky sod, meeting two such musical marvels!
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 20:13, archived)
# Get ready
for john leslie pics.
GO BETANS DO US PROUD
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:02, archived)
# just
dont get into trouble.....
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:31, archived)
# life without telly
can be surreal sometimes
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:45, archived)
# There is a reason for this but I'm not telling
So there. And I'm going.
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:01, archived)
# I apologise in advance...


..the jokes don't get any better in the 25th century!
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:01, archived)
# Hmm.
I was expecting it to say "Beta!"
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:04, archived)
# ho ho
fantastic!
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:13, archived)
# no hands
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:01, archived)
# ok
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:06, archived)
# hehe
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:09, archived)
# ...
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:22, archived)
# whehehe nice one
:D
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:24, archived)
# 1 more
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:26, archived)
# And again
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:28, archived)
# nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:34, archived)
# hmmm
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:25, archived)
# sorry fnord mate
couldn't see what that was :(
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:10, archived)
# no hands
in his original pose
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:20, archived)
# Hehe
There's something slightly odd about using that bloody finger thing with a wacom pad....
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:15, archived)
# Pschopathic meets Psychedelic
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:51, archived)
# heather graham
mmmmm (or Heather Gram for those in America)
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:54, archived)
# Stabbedadelic
Slashtastic
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:57, archived)
# I know he's going to kill me for this, but...
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:50, archived)
# i wasn't going to mention that
but i didn't think it would last a week without anyone else.
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:52, archived)
# I think it every time I hit the front page and think
nah, he'll burst a vessel if I say anything.
but I couldn't hold out til friday.
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:55, archived)
# but now that we've started
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:57, archived)
# where's
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:02, archived)
# isn't furtive in Germany
?
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:10, archived)
# yes, but i meant fluffy penguin
can you see him?
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:20, archived)
# oooohhhhh
yes!
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:24, archived)
# You all put that in your mouth?
Did any of you think to use protection? You could have caught anything!
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:48, archived)
# waaaaaa
I sleep with him!
(he doesn't seem to be getting angry)
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:57, archived)
# you're sleeping with him
right now?
no wonder he's not getting angry.
stop for a second and see what happens.
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:58, archived)
# I'd watch my back if I were you
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:07, archived)
# i am clearly very sensible
in that photo i am shielding my eyes from The Fear.
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:12, archived)
# either that or
trying to apply make-up wit the palm of your hand.
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:14, archived)
# sorry kitten
but that cracked me up! actually "badly misheard instructions guy" alone cracks me up every time i see him.
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:00, archived)
# B3ta cam
Tought I once saw a webcam from te b3ta office, can someone please give me the url?
Or was it never there and am I just on a bad trip?
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:43, archived)
# here ya go
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:45, archived)
# thanks
kind a..
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:45, archived)
# sorry
there isn't one so i tried to give you something else to watch
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:46, archived)
# Was that a bruise
or a tattoo?
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:49, archived)
# eeek!
i think i just saw a mouse
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:53, archived)
# Should check his linky and stuff innit.
Perhaps you are thinking of the "drive me insane" site - which I do not have.
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:49, archived)
# that was...
pants
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:57, archived)
# My mate said to me earlier about her flatmate
"You'd like her, she has brown hair, plays the guitar and smiles all the time.
"And she split with her boyfriend yesterday"

And she's still smiling? Yowsa! I'd be quite upset at that really.
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:41, archived)
# Never let
a friend set you up - no matter how much they THINK they know you they really have no idea. On the other hand, fuck it!
*edit* Were they trying to set you up?
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:44, archived)
# I really don't know
considering this is her flatmate in a flat she hasn't moved into yet.
If she is, god nkows what she's doing - surely it is unwise to try and set a friend up with someone you met last week.
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:11, archived)
# I don't trust anyone
who smiles all the time.
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:44, archived)
# threadjack
I have been making investigations into john leslies past sorry probably nsfw
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:50, archived)
# so he is
the "badman"? - thought so - seems too nice...
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:01, archived)
# it depends, dunnit?
i was quite happy when i last got dumped. i got her copy of kid a for a start.
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:51, archived)
# the radiohead album
not an actual sprog
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:52, archived)
# It would
be cruel to call a kid 'A'
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:54, archived)
# Easy naming scheme,
and theres a whole 26 easy names to choose from!
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:12, archived)
# Mini challenge?
I was sending kittens to entertain/annoy people on my list serv and someone sent this picture in retaliation. It isn't interesting at all. Not even sure it's ripe for p-shopping but if anyone is game, I'd love to retaliate with anything we can come up with. I appreciate any and all efforts!
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:39, archived)
# hummusless headswap


think it's improved the lass on the left though
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:50, archived)
# Yeah
in an Aztec kind of way...
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:53, archived)
# .
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:56, archived)
# looks like...
kim and kelly deal from the breeders and pixies fame...?
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:59, archived)
# They seem a bit young...
lemme ask.
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:02, archived)
# in the edited version they do...
kinda chunky....
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:12, archived)
# Hmmm



Probably wasn't worth bothering to do, but may as well post it now that I have done!
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:09, archived)
# I admit the original isn't exactly inspiring
Well, done. Thank you!
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:41, archived)
# [email protected]
spam me im reS.Zeo on CS an i belong 2 CS clan reS an i go on #res.cs on quakenet server on IRC i deserve 2 be skitted at an brutalised PLZ NOWWWWW!!!!!
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:39, archived)
# no
now learn to spell
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:40, archived)
# Hmmm
Think I won't.
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:40, archived)
# Oh, fuck off
you stupid cunt.
j0 I will t3h d0s j0 g1bz0n m@ilb0m j0 azz!
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:45, archived)
# however....
the term "skitted at an(sic) brutalised" is fairly accurate for this site. how perceptive...

skit (n)
A short, usually comic dramatic performance or work; a theatrical sketch.
A short humorous or satirical piece of writing.

brutalise (v) : treat brutally
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:50, archived)
# Speak English
There's a good chap.
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:54, archived)

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