
I am Master of the Toilet!
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Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:37,
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not promising anything, like
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Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:42,
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but b3ta doesn't leave me with any time to watch it! sometimes my flatmate forces me to sit down with him and "watch me stories". so i put a computer in the living room too.
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Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:55,
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Why is it ok to have young kids on the loo, but older people is a no-no?
Not that I'm saying I want to see live watersports on ITV, though I'm sure it'd increase their rating, I'm saying the opposite.
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Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:51,
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Not that I'm saying I want to see live watersports on ITV, though I'm sure it'd increase their rating, I'm saying the opposite.

none of them worky in opera. just a blank flash screen. damn you
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Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:42,
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now I'm going to hell just because you can't get your system to work... Happy?
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Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:48,
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nanaman will insist on using these dodgy fledling browsers ;)
/scarpers
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Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:51,
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/scarpers

i don't know what to say, young man. wash your mouth out! *adds URL to the list...*
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Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:57,
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I like opera actually, the mouse movement navigation is great.
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Wed 23 Oct 2002, 20:00,
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cos my computer is verrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyy sllllllloooooooooowwwww otherwise
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Wed 23 Oct 2002, 20:15,
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Missing the bandwagon all together or hearing the bandwagon go by but not being able to see it let alone jump on?
Your B3TA zen for the day
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Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:51,
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Your B3TA zen for the day

to photoshop a chicken getting electrocuted?
nice gag workboresme!
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Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:42,
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nice gag workboresme!

the Bodyworlds exhibit
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Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:53,
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I don't like insides.
pun unintentional
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Wed 23 Oct 2002, 20:09,
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pun unintentional

it's not gruesome at all - it's quite clinical. and intriguing.
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Wed 23 Oct 2002, 20:12,
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the exhibit's finished as of end of september. don't doubt it'll be back tho - see article in this months bizarre
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Wed 23 Oct 2002, 20:16,
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on the tube, an ad that said it's been extended to december.
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Wed 23 Oct 2002, 20:30,
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thought chicken nerves differ that much from any other nerves?
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Wed 23 Oct 2002, 20:00,
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in situ (minus the chicken) at bodyworlds.
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Wed 23 Oct 2002, 20:09,
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there's a giant hand in his waistcoat, it's pointing at his groin
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Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:29,
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It's the TV... About to grab his nuts.
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Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:44,
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must be some dirty tv - sneaking up on him from behind like that :)
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Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:51,
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who'll be watching Tipping the Velvet tonite...
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Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:14,
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don't want to tire the other one out just yet...
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Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:16,
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that the lead in that is Diana Rigg's daughter...
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Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:19,
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3
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does anyone have any good pictures of Domo?
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Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:22,
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does anyone have any good pictures of Domo?

the one where two of him/it/them are chasing the kitty in the field...
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Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:24,
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good clean pictures (i.e. is the kitty getting in the way of them) if not it will do
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Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:25,
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I don't have the pic on file but here's the link:
www.boners.com/grub/787375.html
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Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:27,
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www.boners.com/grub/787375.html

keep driving 'em to the site! I might get a new job someday...
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Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:39,
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earlier today and this thread just reminded me. Am in a business where we make models and prototypes for industray & advertising and since joining the b3tan community I wondered whether there'be any interest in b3tan collectable figures. Domo/Nohands/Furtive for your desk, anyone?
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Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:33,
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...but really want all of this stuff...
www.kidrobot.com
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Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:41,
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www.kidrobot.com

I shall consider it my life's work. well, I might get some spare time over xmas to do some.
if there's time between drinking and Two Towers, etc
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Wed 23 Oct 2002, 20:01,
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if there's time between drinking and Two Towers, etc

havn't seen it yet, and I'm in the mood for victorian lesbians
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Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:27,
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I think...s'actually quite a chortle as well as being top legal sauce
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Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:30,
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be buying the dvd when it comes out....found out too late that diana riggs daughter was in it....Why arent i told about these things......
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Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:32,
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this or this yesterday, you ought to know:
THE FEAR HAS HAD ITS REVENGE!
In all seriousness, I slipped on wet leaves, and have chipped my thumb bone. Thanks to incredibly powerful ibuprofen I can type one-handed and use the mouse with the wrong hand, but that's about it...
It's beyond the realms of mundanespooky, isn't it?
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Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:14,
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THE FEAR HAS HAD ITS REVENGE!
In all seriousness, I slipped on wet leaves, and have chipped my thumb bone. Thanks to incredibly powerful ibuprofen I can type one-handed and use the mouse with the wrong hand, but that's about it...
It's beyond the realms of mundanespooky, isn't it?
![Challenge Entry: Badly Misheard Instructions [challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif)

i passed up free booze to come home and do my homework, and this is what i do?

THE FEAR!!!!!!
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Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:10,
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Actually, I'm more scared that you gave up free beer, as opposed to p/shopping the Fear
/unintentional rhyme there.
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Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:12,
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/unintentional rhyme there.

the fear
my keyboard's still broken, so imagine exclamation marks
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Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:18,
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my keyboard's still broken, so imagine exclamation marks

so i used to type 'questionmark' at the end of each question. you should try that =)
with 'exclamationmark', obviously
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Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:35,
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with 'exclamationmark', obviously

who looks a bit like one of the strokes
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Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:22,
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fnord: he is pulling the same expression as breel seems to wear a lot, yes.
bananaman: why not try | as a cheap, temporary solution?
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Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:27,
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bananaman: why not try | as a cheap, temporary solution?

is ALT+033.
Use this information wisely.
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Wed 23 Oct 2002, 20:13,
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Use this information wisely.

that I was Indiana Jones last night, and I was being chased by the fear.
It breathed fire and I climbed out of the pit and dropped a big rock on it and it exploded mightily.
I had to go in the pit to rescue the Kate Capshaw type female lead, if you were wondering why I went in said pit.
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Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:17,
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It breathed fire and I climbed out of the pit and dropped a big rock on it and it exploded mightily.
I had to go in the pit to rescue the Kate Capshaw type female lead, if you were wondering why I went in said pit.

your dedication to homework over booze. your dedication to b3ta goes unquestioned =)
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Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:33,
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as soon as i got home i cracked open a not-free booze. but i'm getting my work out now!
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Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:37,
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was gonna do something like that too but couldn't be arsed :)
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Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:42,
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But part of me says yes and the other no. I don't know why. I suspect I should be saying yes 100%, but I'm only getting 75% excited.
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Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:40,
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and the one on the right was in Republica if that helps.
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Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:48,
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So there. And I'm going.
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Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:01,
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..the jokes don't get any better in the 25th century!

nice :D
edit: www.bloodyfingermail.com/message.php?id=2047
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Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:09,
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edit: www.bloodyfingermail.com/message.php?id=2047

There's something slightly odd about using that bloody finger thing with a wacom pad....
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Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:15,
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but i didn't think it would last a week without anyone else.
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Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:52,
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nah, he'll burst a vessel if I say anything.
but I couldn't hold out til friday.
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Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:55,
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but I couldn't hold out til friday.

muahahahaa!
www.satanicamerica.com/b3ta_afterparty/
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Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:57,
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www.satanicamerica.com/b3ta_afterparty/

Did any of you think to use protection? You could have caught anything!
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Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:48,
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I sleep with him!
(he doesn't seem to be getting angry)
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Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:57,
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(he doesn't seem to be getting angry)

right now?
no wonder he's not getting angry.
stop for a second and see what happens.
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Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:58,
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no wonder he's not getting angry.
stop for a second and see what happens.

in that photo i am shielding my eyes from The Fear.
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Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:12,
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trying to apply make-up wit the palm of your hand.
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Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:14,
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but that cracked me up! actually "badly misheard instructions guy" alone cracks me up every time i see him.
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Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:00,
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Tought I once saw a webcam from te b3ta office, can someone please give me the url?
Or was it never there and am I just on a bad trip?
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Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:43,
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Or was it never there and am I just on a bad trip?

there isn't one so i tried to give you something else to watch
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Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:46,
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Perhaps you are thinking of the "drive me insane" site - which I do not have.
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Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:49,
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"You'd like her, she has brown hair, plays the guitar and smiles all the time.
"And she split with her boyfriend yesterday"
And she's still smiling? Yowsa! I'd be quite upset at that really.
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Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:41,
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"And she split with her boyfriend yesterday"
And she's still smiling? Yowsa! I'd be quite upset at that really.

a friend set you up - no matter how much they THINK they know you they really have no idea. On the other hand, fuck it!
*edit* Were they trying to set you up?
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Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:44,
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*edit* Were they trying to set you up?

considering this is her flatmate in a flat she hasn't moved into yet.
If she is, god nkows what she's doing - surely it is unwise to try and set a friend up with someone you met last week.
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Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:11,
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If she is, god nkows what she's doing - surely it is unwise to try and set a friend up with someone you met last week.

I have been making investigations into john leslies past sorry probably nsfw
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Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:50,
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i was quite happy when i last got dumped. i got her copy of kid a for a start.
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Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:51,
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and theres a whole 26 easy names to choose from!
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Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:12,
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I was sending kittens to entertain/annoy people on my list serv and someone sent this picture in retaliation. It isn't interesting at all. Not even sure it's ripe for p-shopping but if anyone is game, I'd love to retaliate with anything we can come up with. I appreciate any and all efforts!
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Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:39,
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think it's improved the lass on the left though

kim and kelly deal from the breeders and pixies fame...?
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Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:59,
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Probably wasn't worth bothering to do, but may as well post it now that I have done!

Well, done. Thank you!
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Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:41,
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spam me im reS.Zeo on CS an i belong 2 CS clan reS an i go on #res.cs on quakenet server on IRC i deserve 2 be skitted at an brutalised PLZ NOWWWWW!!!!!
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Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:39,
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you stupid cunt.
j0 I will t3h d0s j0 g1bz0n m@ilb0m j0 azz!
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Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:45,
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j0 I will t3h d0s j0 g1bz0n m@ilb0m j0 azz!

the term "skitted at an(sic) brutalised" is fairly accurate for this site. how perceptive...
skit (n)
A short, usually comic dramatic performance or work; a theatrical sketch.
A short humorous or satirical piece of writing.
brutalise (v) : treat brutally
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Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:50,
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skit (n)
A short, usually comic dramatic performance or work; a theatrical sketch.
A short humorous or satirical piece of writing.
brutalise (v) : treat brutally
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