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# Parp
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:28, archived)
# hahaha SPONG
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:29, archived)
# The best thing...
...since John Deacon! :)
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:29, archived)
# I imagine much the same if we win
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:29, archived)
# Spang & Spong.
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:30, archived)
# Wheeeeeee
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:31, archived)
# This is what happens when Wazza doesn't get his Chicken nuggets quick enough.
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:32, archived)
# Haha yes.
While I was making it, I imagined the continual whining of a toddler.

At least, I think I imagined that.

Maybe I should give the boy in the loft some more food...
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:04, archived)
# He should be using Branston's ketchup
It's also thick and rich.
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:33, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:49, archived)
# Hahah.
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:03, archived)
# Tip top fact, that isn't rooney, just a looky likey the got for the ad.
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:54, archived)
# I just found this from a while back:
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:59, archived)
# Who are they playing on saturday?
Woo!
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Give it some Osama


unfortunately this just wasn't getting any better
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:13, archived)
# poor Louis Walsh
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:13, archived)
# hahaha
"Oi'm sorry Osama, it's a no"
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:14, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Now it's even funnier
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:32, archived)
# oo that is hypnotic
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:14, archived)
# why am I not focusing on a picture of your dogs?
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:14, archived)
# Have you been wanking too much?
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:16, archived)
# He looks like he's going to sick.
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:20, archived)
# he's not the only one
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:23, archived)
# This one :D
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:24, archived)
# I love that clip
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:36, archived)
# Oh christ
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:00, archived)
# oh come on
we've all been there
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:24, archived)
# why Louis walsh?
but still pffft
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:29, archived)
# It's meant to be Littlejohn :(
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:38, archived)
# oh, it's recognisably Littlejohn
but that it also looks a bit like Louis Walsh makes it even more lully
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:42, archived)
# oh, I can see it now
sorry
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:43, archived)
# friday nonsense
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:09, archived)
# That gives me the trumpet!
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:10, archived)
# It, er ...
It gives me the horn?
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:10, archived)
# Why does that creature
have "JJ" on its chest? JollyJack fan club?
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:16, archived)
# Nevermind that
It's sat on 2 womble heads!
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:20, archived)
# Honk those horns!
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:16, archived)
# chebs
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:17, archived)
# Hooray!
/FWM :-)
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:27, archived)
# bewbs!
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:37, archived)
# God save the Emperor!
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:58, archived)
# Damn, it's firewalled here
I guess I'll have to wait til tonight to see it.
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:10, archived)
# top work, Mata!
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:12, archived)
# The lightsabre
just what every punk needs to cut through anything, like a hot knife through Country Life.

Awesome pic.
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:45, archived)
# Noon all!
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:26, archived)
# hahahahah!
I wonder if they've scrapped the remake they were going to do?
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:28, archived)
# A look at the website suggests
the remake is languishing in development hell.
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:21, archived)
# ARF....have a relevant gaygoyle:D
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:29, archived)
# haha
thanks for that. inspiring.
www.b3ta.com/board/10102981
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:37, archived)
# Your shopping skills never fail to impress
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:30, archived)
# Ooh bless you...
:D
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:36, archived)
# Indeed
(D'ya just send me a friend request?) :)
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:40, archived)
# I did...
...sorry, was that ok?
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:46, archived)
# I'm not complaining
I'm quite humbled actually :)
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:48, archived)
# Oh tish!
My apols, I thought I'd added you ages ago! :)
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:50, archived)
# It's cool.
Now you know :D
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:52, archived)
# Bwahahahahahahah!
Oh yes, yes indeed
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:32, archived)
# Noice! *clicks*
Reminds me of this...
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:34, archived)
# Vila's first name was Aston
trufax
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:11, archived)
# Looks like Zod
I wouldn't kneel before him though ;)
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:35, archived)
# Ha ha!
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:53, archived)
# When Caramel Attacks!
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:12, archived)
# WOW!
that is fucknuts good.

what was ity made in?
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:13, archived)
# :)
It was done in Vue xStream have a shufty
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:15, archived)
# Full version from $1,495
can I assume?....
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:19, archived)
# Well, let's just say I have a copy of that version.
I won't trouble you with the exact details of how it came into my possession.

;-)
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:21, archived)
# *nods and winks*
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:23, archived)
# *gets the wrong idea*
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:23, archived)
# *tries it on with your mum*
I really don't know where that came from!
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:25, archived)
# Say no more....say noooooo moooooore!
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:25, archived)
# ATTACK ME NEXT, STEVE!
Braw! Top work, grunty!

(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:13, archived)
# Please form an orderly queue...
;-)
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:16, archived)
# You're good you are.
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:13, archived)
# Thank 'ee!
:D
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:17, archived)
# outstanding work as always, Grunty!
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:14, archived)
# Thank You, sir!
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:19, archived)
# wooo
reminds me a little of the opening to Fight Club when the camera flies through the neurons
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:15, archived)
# I need to watch that filum again.
Quality stuff.
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:18, archived)
# I'm a Fight Club geek
I went to see it several times at the cinema... more than half of those times, I was alone. I think the second or third time was the best. I found it marvellous on the big screen, simply marvellous.
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:23, archived)
# The end shot, looking out over the skyscrapers
Wonderful at the cinema. Couldn't agree more.
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:35, archived)
# Quality stuff as always
Reminds me of a little oil-based incident in the Gulf of Mexico...
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:16, archived)
# No, not heard anything about that.
Also: Football... Is there a six-a-side match happening somewhere at the weekend?
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:18, archived)
# That was yesterday
Lasted 11 hrs 5 mins, watched by millions, took 3 days to finish and left all participants exhausted.

Like last weekend with your [generic female relative].
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:20, archived)
# Bloody hell shitting fire nora that's the bollocks is that sir!!
*Click* and *Waves* :)
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:16, archived)
# *waves*
Good Afternoon!
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:19, archived)
# How ya doing sir!?
:D
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:22, archived)
# Not bad at all, thanks.
Looking forward to the weekend. You well?
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:24, archived)
# Great thanks sir!!
Glad to see you back (however brief) looking forward to giving 'The Hun' a bashing on Sunday )
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:25, archived)
# when caramel art-tacks...... shirley:)
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:18, archived)
# I've told you, don't call me Sh...
I'll get my coat.
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:20, archived)
# V Nice Woo:D
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:19, archived)
# Class!
:)
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:22, archived)
# gooey!
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:20, archived)
# that's what she said...
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:22, archived)
# I thought she said chewy.
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:24, archived)
# Indeedy...
and a bit melty, too.
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:23, archived)
# mmm... caramel!
Watcha cock!
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:23, archived)
# Not right this minute, oh - I see!
Greetings, hail and hello!
How are you doing?
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:27, archived)
# Full of friday feeling
and clock watching already

it's an outrage I tells ya
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:31, archived)
# It really needs to be beer o' clock
right now
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:33, archived)
# "Significantly unsmaller"
is my new phrase of the day
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:25, archived)
# :D
How are you, my behatted compadre?
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:29, archived)
# Unbehatted today, ashley.
As it being so warrum, I fort I wunt need it.

I am, however, contrary to regulations, wearing JEANS!
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:00, archived)
# That's beautiful

*new desktops*
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:35, archived)
# Bless you, Mr Cre
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:36, archived)
# Cool
This means I now need caramel. Mmmmmmm, Cadburys caramel.
/drools
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:37, archived)
# Oooh...
That's a good plan. Off to the shops for me, then.
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:41, archived)
# Hello Grunty
This is very good

And reminds me of this little diversion: www.slashfilm.com/2009/11/27/orangeblue-contrast-in-movie-posters/
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:19, archived)
# Hello Mighty N!
That's a great article :)
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:01, archived)
# Wow..
That is epic. Almost like watching a good movie in 3D. Sweet sweet sweet. *clicks*
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:31, archived)
# Star Bars - The IMAX Experience!
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:02, archived)
# B3ta Newsletter Sujectline Compo
this is your punny deadline
write a funny headline
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:09, archived)
# How hayfever is part of the gay agenda
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:09, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:11, archived)
# WHINING LEFTY SCUM WITH NOTHING BETTER TO DO
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:09, archived)
# Sliding into your inbox like a French football team's homecoming.
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:10, archived)
# ENGLAND 5 GERMANY 1
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:11, archived)
# PLOUGHING THROUGH YOUR INBOX LIKE A TRAIN THROUGH SPANISH TEENAGERS
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:11, archived)
# Hahaha oh dear
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:12, archived)
# I know it's never too soon on b3ta
but sometimes, well...
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:16, archived)
# france and italy to meet in the world cup...
...departure lounge.

YOU CAN'T SHOOT ME, I'M AIDS!

COMING SOON, B3TA.XXX DOMAIN

Now on Iphone4, probably, if you're holding it in the Jobs approved way.
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:12, archived)
# That game looks fantastic
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:59, archived)
# Two world wars and one world cup . . . doodah . . . doodah

(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:12, archived)
# Jeremy Kyle reveals Jerry Springer IS the father
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:12, archived)
# C'mon Tim/Barry!
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:13, archived)
# Congratulations, you were the millionth visitor to b3ta yesterday! Click here claim your prize!
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:14, archived)
# Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:14, archived)
# *dies*
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:27, archived)
# GEOFF MANN ICH BIN BLIND UND KANN NICHT SEHEN !
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:39, archived)
# Special Wimbleglastoworldcuponburydon edition
Hosted by Sue Barker, Gary Linekar and Jo Whiley

This year, Jo will definitely NOT be wearing pants for her upskirt shots, or perhaps that's Sue.
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:15, archived)
# Flasher ruins iphone 4G unveiling.
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:16, archived)
# YOU'RE HOLDING IT WRONG
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:17, archived)
# Happy slightly-more-anti-German-xenophobia-in-England-than-usual week!
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:17, archived)
# Merry Christmas!
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:18, archived)
# ACHTUNG! SURRENDER!
or something slighty less offensive to express a desire that your chosen football team beats another one
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:25, archived)
# Newsletter 4G: Godforsaken, Genuine, Ginger and, alas, a bit Gay
* with multi touch
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:27, archived)
# It went in off the top bar, you know.
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:31, archived)
# Coming soon, b3ta.xxx
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:33, archived)
# RE: RE: WIND, when the crowd says BO SELECTA!
Bindun circa 2001?
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:33, archived)
# Come on Kez, come to Craaaaaaaaaaaig Daaaaaavid, come on ye bastard....
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:35, archived)
# SLOBLOCK, SLOBLOCK, SLOBLOCK AND BOLLOCKS
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:39, archived)
# Good news bitches: Housework cuts breast cancer risk
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:42, archived)
# The newsletter that gets a worse reception than an iPhone 4
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:42, archived)
# Lols only work for right handed users
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:00, archived)
# FUCK ME IT'S JUNE WHITFIELD ON A LOBSTER
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:06, archived)
# WHAT'S THE PRICE OF A NEW iPHONE? AN TENNER
 
Comedy fucking gold mate.
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:08, archived)
# FREE POO NOW
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:35, archived)
[challenge entry] He wants you...
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:08, archived)
# haha :)
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:24, archived)
# Dark Hams 24
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:55, archived)
# WOO!
dammit, it's now airbourne.
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:56, archived)
# The giant quizzicle Onion rises from the ground
And must be destroyed!
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:56, archived)
# This is fab!

(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:57, archived)
# :O
How exciting!
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:57, archived)
# it needs turning into a TV mini-series
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:58, archived)
# huh!
mini-

(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:02, archived)
# Flied Onions!
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:58, archived)
# Onion Wings!
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:02, archived)
# [Hilarious allium-based joke]

EDIT: Heli-shallopter?

(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:02, archived)
# cryroscope
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:05, archived)
# It must be a light bulb
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:06, archived)
# I love you and I want to have your babies.

You can hand them over next time you visit.
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:00, archived)
# There has never been anything on here
better than Dark Hams. And it just keeps going!
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:02, archived)
# It is quite good.
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:09, archived)
# Except me and my ego.
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:10, archived)
# Needs more L
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:37, archived)
# wheeee :D
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:01, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:03, archived)
# every time more win than the last
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:01, archived)
# Hee
the shadow of the cloud on it is most effective.
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Soz for size.
It couldn't been even bigger, but I decided against measuring the volume of this cloaca's ego.

(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:53, archived)
# Arf!
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:54, archived)
# I thought that was some kind of server error at first
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:55, archived)
# Pfffft.
I read that bottom bit as: "...journalists such as Richard Littlejohn - Griffy's favourite columnist"
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:56, archived)
# Woo!
And, indeed, yay!
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:58, archived)
# Ha!
clever
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:59, archived)
# No, no... you've got it all wrong
Littlejohn HATES the BNP...honest...

www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1221550/RICHARD-LITTLEJOHN-Why-I-wouldnt-Question-Time-unsavoury-Nick-Griffin.html

See?
Just because he shares excatly the same views as them doesn't mean he has to like them
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:03, archived)
# ha ha
tops!
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:04, archived)
# Bongo Bongoland
Best of all the lands :D
(, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 11:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Are you right there?
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:46, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:48, archived)
# best. episode. ever.
apart from all the rest which were also the best
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:48, archived)
# Quite agree there :)
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:49, archived)
# Very much this ^
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:49, archived)
# ^this^
though I think Speed 3 edges it

Christ it like Sophie's Choice

"Don't make me choose!"
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:50, archived)
# ^this
"Is there anything that could be said for saying another mass? God, I love saying mass!"
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:11, archived)
# ^ sideways with a side order of this
My Lovely Horse is rather good too...
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:51, archived)
# HAIRY JAPANESE BASTARDS
our 3 rabbits were called the HJBs
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:52, archived)
# Did any of them...
...look like Harvey Keitel?
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:19, archived)
# don't all rabbits?
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:21, archived)
# Oh and the one with that bloke in...
you know, "I don't believe it" and the camping one.
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:53, archived)
# Biggest lingerie section in Ireland, so they say
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:56, archived)
# I always have to jump up and join in
with the dancing priest.
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:10, archived)
# I never watched it.
But felt I should reply anyway. I hate being left out.
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:52, archived)
# TO 4OD WITH YOU AT ONCE!
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:54, archived)
# Worth a look, honestly.
I think they are all on icefilm.
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:54, archived)
# start here
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:54, archived)
# I will watch sometime :)
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:58, archived)
# then once you've watched all of Father Ted
you must watch ALL of Time Gentlemen Please and ALL of Arrested Development.

*peer pressures*
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:02, archived)
# *sweats*
*agrees*
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:07, archived)
# this
times two
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:09, archived)
# Nudey Father Jack!
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:57, archived)
# Arf!
I am currently listening to love shack
.
BANG BAAAAAAAAANG ON THE DOOR BABY!
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:50, archived)
# what a load of shit
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:22, archived)
# Mmmm!
Hot chocolate!

(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:25, archived)
# I'd like mine with lots of ice please
Ta
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:30, archived)
# but then it would be cold chocolate?
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:31, archived)
# Oh
Then cold chocolate it shall be.
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:41, archived)
# dammit, i want one as well
but i only have one cup between the two of us.
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:31, archived)
# hmm, maybe we can find an answer to this problem
on the intarwhebs

*googles*

(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:44, archived)
# ARRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my eyes, my beautiful eyes.

*fwaps before blindness sets in*
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:54, archived)
# foreign shit too
I'm eating pickled onions here
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:31, archived)
# Silverskin ftw!
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:32, archived)
# they are!
but they are also quite old so are much stronger than normal. Also the jar has just been opened having been found in the back of the store cupboard so they are not cold - weird.
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:34, archived)
# i've just had a ham and cheese salad roll.
and some BBQ kangaroo flavour crisps.

and a cup of tea.

also, walkers garlic baggette crisps are vile, they taste of garlic and i can't belive it's not butter, but not in a nice way.
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:33, archived)
# I'm on a low carb diet at the mo
so lunch today has been a drawn out meal consisting of a tin of tuna, a tomato, 2 oatcakes, a pork pie (shut up), a bowl of pickled onions and still to come - about half a father's day toblerone (or testosterone as spell check suggests) and a big cup of tea.

I use the word 'diet' in it's loosest possible form

edit: fuckinell - the onions were a bad idea - they might be compost-bin bound
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:35, archived)
# they are always a bad idea in my mind.
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:43, archived)
# my missus
goes into complete over-reaction gagging mode whenever she smells vinegar, and especially pickled onions. For me, they are worth eating just for that
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:47, archived)
# Ketosis is not a fun state to be in.
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:45, archived)
# I've plenty of personal carbohydrate deposits
to keep me going
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:48, archived)
# pooo!
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:33, archived)
# Hahaa
Please can you give a link to the source? I've got a mate who's off work with the squits and I'd like to put his wife's head on the lady there...
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:41, archived)
# Bit too much stool softener there
Last time she'll listen to her mates down the cafe.
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:53, archived)
[challenge entry] A secret past?


A new comment on his bilious column:
-------

Come on, Richard.

Unless you've actually tried one, you don't know how good these new iPhones are! They replace a lot of other devices that would cost about the same if you bought them together.

No-one can deny that there's a crunch on, but these things are vital to my life and leisure. I really don't know how anyone does without it!

True, I'm not in work at the moment, but I've just got one of these new ones, and I'm proud to boast about it!
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It's the first one of his articles I've read, and he was going on about unemployed people buying Iphones, the ignorant tosser. I'm not unemployed, and I don't have an iphone, but I thought I'd see if I could get an acrostic past his subs. I also signed it: Terry, Watford And Tipton.
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:05, archived)
# bring back littlejohn's tash
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:07, archived)
#
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:09, archived)
# pfft
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:11, archived)
#
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:13, archived)
# Bring back the shell suit!
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:15, archived)
# hahaha
early One Foot in the Grave?
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:17, archived)
[challenge entry] there we go
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:19, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:38, archived)
# Who hired JJ to do the French Orangina advertising campaign?
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:12, archived)
# haha O_O

(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:22, archived)
# I'm all for adverts that catch your eye and get talked about
but I now assume that Orangina tastes of aftershave with bits of fur in it.
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:24, archived)
# yup, thass about it

(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:26, archived)
#
Orangina will turn you into a gay animal molester

100% FACT
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:42, archived)
# I was more feeling the vibe
of cats marking territory with piss.
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:49, archived)
# Imagine the smell of sweat and ick inside those costumes
Bleeeugh.
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:01, archived)
# Huh!
Orangina is WAY less Beezer than Kia Ora!

FACT!

(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:26, archived)
# I prefer Um Bongo, for an unsurpassed close shave.
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:27, archived)
# awww, is baba full?
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:54, archived)
# thats wicked :)
Now i will imagine him and the Gonch off Big Babies getting lost in bhs and having to survive ala that Father Ted episode
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:03, archived)
# well, I like it . .
Woo!

(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:04, archived)
# thanks
it's a tad quick and dirty
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:07, archived)
# Jokes are better than technique

(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:23, archived)
# Hehehe
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:23, archived)
# Hahah nice!
A bit blurred, but great idea!
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:25, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:30, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Ace!
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:58, archived)
# Arf!
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Cor!!!!

(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:49, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:55, archived)
# Today's dispatch from the darkside...
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:57, archived)
# "Forrin team filled wiv forrins!"
Daily Fail is definitely getting worse on a daily basis
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:59, archived)
# I'm sure Hitler would have loved this piece.
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:03, archived)
# pffft
mein gott
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:03, archived)
# hahahaha
Sometimes I wonder whether the Daily Fail is just an incredibly well executed satirical joke...
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:13, archived)
# 6 of the 11 were born in Germany!
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:15, archived)
[challenge entry] The man's an arse.
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:37, archived)
# Has he had bottocks injections?
/coat

(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:39, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:52, archived)
#
Hehe
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:04, archived)
# Ha ha. Part of this image was nsfw so I fixed it :)

.
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:43, archived)
# Hahahahaa!
you looney!

(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:45, archived)
#
thanks
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:04, archived)
# Looks like a Quara
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:44, archived)
# mmmmmm
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:07, archived)
# ew!
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:17, archived)
# It'll get stuck up there
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:00, archived)
# could not resist another..
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:27, archived)
# brilliant stuff mr K
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:28, archived)
# These are amazing!
*loves*
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:30, archived)
# hello Ewe
Nice penguining down there
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:31, archived)
# thankees
*glomp*
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:32, archived)
# gosh
there's not been a glomping for a while...
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:34, archived)
# *piles on top of wagon*

(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:43, archived)
# Oooof
Don't fall off now!
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:46, archived)
# *snoozes*

(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:47, archived)
# "For you, Trooper, ze var iz over"
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:31, archived)
# 'Unt gut luck!'

(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:35, archived)
# "Thank you"
*d'oh!*
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:48, archived)
# YOU ARE UNT ENGLISH PRITTTZONER OF VAR!
UNT-ICMFMarks!

(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:49, archived)
# And
Thats
Awesome
Too

*Click*
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:32, archived)
# "Yeah, that's some lovely parking, Frank. Nicely done."
ace shoppage, Mr C!
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:32, archived)
# There's no parking in the white zone

(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:38, archived)
#
We both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:41, archived)
# It's a big building with patients
but that's not important now

(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:42, archived)
#
www.totalleh.com - click to visit
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:47, archived)
# "Sir, is this your AT-AT?" *writes up parking ticket*
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:43, archived)
# Nice
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:35, archived)
# Fantastic!
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:38, archived)
# hahah
still love that one
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:39, archived)
# Completely hAT-STand.
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:43, archived)
# Nice!
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:52, archived)
# Wow.
I didn't even see that at first glance.

Nicely done.
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:41, archived)
# Nicely sir!!
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:27, archived)
# this is fab
have one of mine:
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:57, archived)
# This Happy Friday Song crappy paintmash animation
is for Chorizowagon and YOU!

Singa-longa
EDIT: Please post any happy song requests below, ta!

(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:21, archived)
# *whistles*
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:23, archived)
# YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
*whistles along*
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:24, archived)
# I think he should do Bangles / Walk Like An Egyptian
Just to witness the massed chaos of people trying to whistle the intro and giving themselves an embolism... ;-)
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:42, archived)
# Great song but possibly not a Auntie Teh Hat one
What a Beautiful Day by The Levellers.
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:26, archived)
# *adds to list*
nah, I like that'un

(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:29, archived)
# :D Good choice
I'm going to beautiful days festival this year as well - yay for sunny songs!
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:31, archived)
# It was funny that Price Charles went to Glasto this year:)
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:43, archived)
# Can one tell one the way to the pyramid stage?

(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:46, archived)
# Hehehe
He did a tour of the greenfields too!

Glasto being what it was everyone started gathering at the Pyramid stage and shouting, 'Charlie! Wave!'
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:58, archived)
# I have no cash
I have no style
I have no girl to make me smile.

I was wondering what I ought to do. Now I know. Ta!
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:27, archived)
# "don't worry be happy" was a number 1 jam
DAMN if I say it, you can slap me right here.
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:28, archived)
# Saw him on Jools Holland the other day
He was bloody fantastic.
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:32, archived)
# If I want happy from the radio, it has to have an absolutely cracking intro, so
Savage Garden / Affirmation
or John Parr / St Elmo's Fire (Man in Motion)

Happy lyrics though, maybe
Monkees / I'm a Believer
Smash Mouth / All Star
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:33, archived)
# *adds I'm a believer to list*
I don't know the Smashmouth one, I only know walking on the sun

(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:34, archived)
# It's the one from the end of Mystery Men.
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play,
Hey now, you're a rock-star, get the show on, get paid.
All that glitters is gold,
Only shooting stars... break the mo-old.

OK, never mind. Do you know Len / Steal My Sunshine instead then?
No, oh well, I think I'm running out.
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:38, archived)
# nope, 'fraid not
Also, intros aren't much good in this format . . . there being no sound and all . . .

(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:40, archived)
# Hmm...
Clearly a drawback there. I'm guessing you can't do the 'Aquarium' from Camille Saint-Saens's 'Carnival of the Animals' either..?
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:47, archived)
# yeah, I've done that . . .


(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:48, archived)
# *oofs*
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:51, archived)
# Bangles - Walk Like An Egyptian
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:48, archived)
# Oooh!
Good-un!

(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:50, archived)
# Haha
mindwee...
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:09, archived)
# anything by Leonard Cohen
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:40, archived)
# I know something by the Beatles
Is that the same?

(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:41, archived)
# Jah Wobble's Invaders of the Heart's "Wonderful World"
always puts a big smile on my face. Just listened and I'm smiling now.

Unfortunately can't find it on yoochoob, or an URL for the lyrics
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:52, archived)
# hmm, don't know it, sorry

(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:56, archived)
# Ooh, ooh,
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:07, archived)
# \O/
That's replaced the other song that was on my brain this morning.
It was "Guide me oh thy great redeemer" for some reason ;)
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:15, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Was it very loud?

(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:17, archived)
# I was out-decibelled!
*sulks*
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:30, archived)
# Awww!
you need to work on your belleh!

(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:30, archived)
# Arf I am, oh I am
no, hang on, I think you mean something different.
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:31, archived)
# no, no . . .

(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:45, archived)
# This wins the internetz!
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:30, archived)
# ta

(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:57, archived)
# \o/
These are magic -- I mean it.
Ever noticed your Friday gets better immediately upon seeing DTH has posted a HFS, even before you watch it through and sing along? Magic, I tells you!

Edit: ...though I reckon better advice would be: "1. Don't worry; 2. Be happy; 3. Find a constructive response that is more fun and effective than worrying -- you'll find that almost anything qualifies!"
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:19, archived)
# you just can't help but bee nice!
\o/

(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:05, archived)
# Happy weekend to yooo tooooooooooooo!
*claps like a seal*
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:07, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:14, archived)
# They actually made Robin Hood action figures?
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:31, archived)
# all the rage in 11th century britain
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:58, archived)

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