I thought this needed no potshoppery to be worthy
Am I right?

( cr3bot, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:21, archived)

maybe make it say
Jonty.
( zog knees! knees! nuh nuh nuh nuh knees!, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:30, archived)

Um...

( fuzzbucket, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:32, archived)

that's so so wrong
so why am I laughing?

I'm a sick fuck! That's why!

:D
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:46, archived)

while you were doing that

( cr3bot, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:47, archived)

yohohoho!
is what I said when I saw that. I tried to say yes! but started laughing evilly, and I ended up sounding like a pirate. thank's for that, captain.
( zog knees! knees! nuh nuh nuh nuh knees!, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:49, archived)

Not till
next september 19 you don't...
( fuzzbucket, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:55, archived)

I don't get it.
what happens then?
(I'm being thick aren't I)
( zog knees! knees! nuh nuh nuh nuh knees!, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:11, archived)

international talk like
a you know what day
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:19, archived)

Weren't around for that?
It's 'International Talk Like A Pirate Day'
( fuzzbucket, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:19, archived)

Made
me piss meself!!!
( Tedmus, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:02, archived)

( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:21, archived)

Mary went to China to spread good cheer...


Too bad for that down-draft...
( Scoopzilla is going to be a faazhaa, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:21, archived)

im still
haunted by the original of that piccy
( EdibleVomit, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:30, archived)

Hey
you found it!
(uptownjoe, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:26, archived)

daphny began posing for perverts, after the latest movie flop.....

( EdibleVomit, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:18, archived)

i like the
way her hair flows over her shoulders...
nice ye olde tatteshoppe :)
( LittlePixel, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:20, archived)

omg
alicia chan with daphne's head - fantastic work, very y/w/h, but it WILL make some "members" of the board go all mind-pissy when they spaz back to it.

expect a flurry of "eye wood".
(kiwanotree Meh, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:25, archived)

what do you mean?
?
( EdibleVomit, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:28, archived)

look down
one message - they can't stop 'emselves :)
(kiwanotree Meh, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:34, archived)

hehehe
i get ya
( EdibleVomit, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:35, archived)

I would.
'tis all.

Edit : Bloody hell. The b3ta clock is nearly half an hour out now. What's going on ?
( kaydup, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:24, archived)

No, dammit.... I would...
I would you know....
( Tart Monkey, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:25, archived)

B3ta's increasing gravity
is shifting the moon slowly out of Orbit, which is causing fluctuations to manifest in the space time continuum.
Do you see?
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:32, archived)

Or maybe
the b3ta server is deep underground. Time runs at a perceptual difference when an object is closer to the gravitational centre. An object near the Earth's core would appear to be running at a different (quicker) speed to those at sea level.
( kaydup, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:07, archived)

You guys have never heard of JAB?
Have you? (his Daphne pics are erm.. interesting.. but NSFW)
( custard needs a reset button for his life, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:32, archived)

ooohhh
linky please
( EdibleVomit, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:34, archived)

Ooh er,
its choc full of cartoon porn...erm, so I've heard.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:03, archived)

what is that you say about wierd porn
i think this is right
(Dr_Never_Trust_A_Helper_Monkey, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:20, archived)

Professor "The King" Rex
is happiest when we all play nice. look at his smile!

( freshlegs, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:18, archived)

is he any relation
to Janet Street-Sweeper? Either way, he has a fine point, and eloquently made.

:)
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:19, archived)

i don't
know who that is...
( freshlegs, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:30, archived)

don't say I didn't warn you.
WARNING - clicking on this link may be hazardous to your mental and ocular health

edit - let's try and get the tags right, eh?
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:34, archived)

she looks
quite nice :)
( freshlegs, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:39, archived)

her teeth are doing this
attractive little open umbrella number...
( zog knees! knees! nuh nuh nuh nuh knees!, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:43, archived)

he gets his monocle
from the same shop as professor fnord. must be an academic discount or something.

yay!
( spacefish there are no mountains in the hundred acre wood, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:21, archived)

i love
that monocle!
( freshlegs, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:28, archived)

ah Rex, or 'King Dog' as we call him normally.
Cries of "Where's that 'king dog?" can often be heard when it's time for Countdown.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:56, archived)

hurrah
for that dog
( bananaman, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:38, archived)

After the success of the flintstones, other ideas started to circulate.

... but were rejected.
(styoke, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:18, archived)

Sorry.

( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:16, archived)

Can i print that
and put it on a hossy?
( LittlePixel, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:17, archived)

People
have been beheaded for less...
( Bud Muhnquai [ :( ], Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:18, archived)

You will be
Hello sexy man. How are you this afternoon?
( Batshitangelgabriel being not quite so batshit since, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:19, archived)

talking to me or koit?
;)

kidding yeah?
( LittlePixel, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:21, archived)

this late night
I am mostly ok - yow ?
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:22, archived)

horn
y
( Batshitangelgabriel being not quite so batshit since, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:26, archived)

Will you two get a room ?
What's the count on the appeal?
( kaydup, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:28, archived)

210
Yay!
( Batshitangelgabriel being not quite so batshit since, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:29, archived)

Shaggy went onto Bigger and Better things
After a long time commitment to the gang and McDonalds cheese burgers, shaggy went onto manage Americas first "All Ladys" McDonalds


(scotto, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:12, archived)

NO yes yes yes yes no yes yes yes no NO
yes no yes yes(only if she kept the crown on) no no no
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:16, archived)

well that's the reply that seemed most appropriate to me
at the time.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:17, archived)

mwahahahaaaaa
Norville Roberts?

I would.
( 100% of Gibbon, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:25, archived)

no, yes, yes, hell yeash, no, no, yes please, nah, yep, ok, not in those pants shaggy.
nah, why not? ok, yes, yes, crap yes! no thanks I'm full.
( zog knees! knees! nuh nuh nuh nuh knees!, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:33, archived)

guess what I'm drinking right now
(uptownjoe, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:10, archived)

wow! cool spot
i used to have that on master system :P
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:11, archived)

He reminds me of
xXx for some reason.
(Dogsdinner, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:13, archived)

I really see that
really
( Bud Muhnquai [ :( ], Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:16, archived)

I'm coming
to see you when Koit comes out!
( Batshitangelgabriel being not quite so batshit since, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:11, archived)

cool - I'll buy the 1st round.
gotta go, actually have work to do....
user w/ a virus.
(uptownjoe, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:15, archived)

fooling around with faces... this one looked pretty :P


Click for Bigger
(lostpixel, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:09, archived)

nice work
on the tache....which part of bangkok did you spot this fine specimen?

;p
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:11, archived)

i think s/he was found covered in seamen down at the docks
(sorry - it's not even funny is it? Maybe it's ironically blatantly rude to parody stand up comics that just talk explicity about sex to get laughs and have no real content)
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:28, archived)

are you belittling
Great Britain's fine tradition of bigoted comedy?

It would be difficult, I suppose, seeing as nearly all of them are obese.
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:37, archived)

big toed comedy
is what i read. and i laughed.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:52, archived)

what are you insinuating?

( zog knees! knees! nuh nuh nuh nuh knees!, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:28, archived)

errrrrm
nothing...
*whistles*
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:38, archived)

after scooby died, he turned to music

(Gregus, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:08, archived)

.
nice punnage
(lostpixel, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:10, archived)

What's up, research technician?

( wingpig eating around the cow shape since 1976, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:08, archived)

now shut up
put that carrot down, and light up another slim panatella.

Or was that beagles?
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:12, archived)

Beagles, rabbits,
their fears all taste the same...
( wingpig eating around the cow shape since 1976, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:17, archived)

waaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh
on xfm they're mixing a negativland track i mixed with Orbital once.
Sorry it took me totally by suprise.
It is a very obscure track. It's finished now.
I'd quite like to go and see Negativland on Sunday but it's in London.

The 'track is basically a first track on a CD (escape From Noise) called 'announcemnt' and it's a guy telling DJ's about what the album is about and how good it is.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:03, archived)

i love the remix
i just got a DAB tuner today so its all crystal too yay!
( LittlePixel, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:04, archived)

You got a DAB Radio...?
Swine. Can't find them anywhere in the shops...
( Tart Monkey, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:09, archived)

go to
the Pure Digital site

they have a stockist guide.

You can get em in Argos now too!
( LittlePixel, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:14, archived)

Ooooo
moochos
( Tart Monkey, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:27, archived)

Negativland info -
"In the last 22 years, Negativland have released 19 CDs, two books and
have been sued twice for copyright infringement,and are interested in
unusual noises and images (especially ones that are close at hand),
unusual ways to restructure such things and combine them with their own
music, and mass media transmissions which have become sources, and
subjects, of much of their work."
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:05, archived)

I have a negativland record
they made the covers themselves with glue and magazine ad clippings. no two records look the same.
mine looks nice.
( zog knees! knees! nuh nuh nuh nuh knees!, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:18, archived)

they're doing a 90 minute presentation thing in London
i'd really like to go. I have Muriel's Purse Fund (Over the edge 2) and Negativconcertland and i listen to their latest radio shows here www.negativland.com/ote_live/
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:25, archived)

when?
will I be in london? wanna go?
( zog knees! knees! nuh nuh nuh nuh knees!, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:34, archived)

Is the road sign bandwagon still rolling?


( wayward., Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:03, archived)

surely that sign should say "camels for...
...oh I get it

If that picture were a lady I would woo it with tenderness :)
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:23, archived)

i dunno why, do you?
should be smaller now

(monkeymonkeymonkey, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:02, archived)

ooh that's good
mummy, I'm scared.
( coco, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:03, archived)

Most original use of THAT pic that I
have seen for ages...

W/Y/H
( custard needs a reset button for his life, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:03, archived)

i don't
but it reminds me of...


( LittlePixel, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:03, archived)

W/Y/H
.
(monkeymonkeymonkey, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:07, archived)

I remember that statue...
huggy/kissy statue
( custard needs a reset button for his life, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:12, archived)

oh my god
that is beutiful, mucho kudos
(monkeymonkeymonkey, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:15, archived)

I
concur sir.............fucking excellent!!
( Tedmus, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:19, archived)

First time I saw
that it scared me half to death
( fuzzbucket, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:27, archived)

I see something large on the horizon....

( monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 21:59, archived)

Bless
Hur hur
( Tart Monkey, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:04, archived)

all that psychic business
is just (black) mambo-jumbo.
Obscure vibrator joke, sorry.

I love the look of intrigued shock on her face. Very fitting.

As it were...
:p
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:05, archived)

Some
of the golfers found having Cavey as a caddy
a little off-putting....


clickyforabitbigger
( Tedmus, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 21:59, archived)

haha
muchos fun
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:04, archived)

heh heh
That's brill.
( Tart Monkey, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:04, archived)

and a superb
text-only pun in the title.
Woo Sir!
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:06, archived)

First
to notice.......gold star to you !!
( Tedmus, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:11, archived)

excellent
woo!
( monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:10, archived)

lovely work
very shadowed!
(kiwanotree Meh, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:29, archived)

For Josie & The Pussycats, It Might Not Have Been As Good As Having Their Own Series...


...But it was a good, honest living.
( 100% of Gibbon, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 21:58, archived)

wow, popt_art was right!

you really DO get shot with a barrel of your own shit!
( zog knees! knees! nuh nuh nuh nuh knees!, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 21:58, archived)

woo!
seeing as we're on a cartoon tip, have a megawootron!

( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:00, archived)

Now that....
...is blinding


(my highest accolade)

My Transformers series 1 DVD is on its way!!!!
( meathelmet, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:15, archived)

nnngggg

"You posted it at 4am and you think nobody is around to notice."
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:01, archived)

oh
boo!
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:06, archived)

there.
I fixed it for you.
( zog knees! knees! nuh nuh nuh nuh knees!, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:13, archived)

wooo
it's nearly time for message 444444 you know.
Nobody even noticed 400000 coming along, the big half a million is mine.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:20, archived)

strangely
brown...


: )
( popt_art, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:01, archived)

where does that phrase come from?
we used to say that to each other while firing up buckets on the village pond*


*true actual real fact
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:14, archived)

there was a boy
in our school nicknamed strangely brown...
( coco, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:19, archived)

i think
it was a character in something or other (vague eh?)...

anyway i use it a lot when i've nothing better to say - which is a lot.
( popt_art, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:20, archived)

I have a faintly disturbing memory
that it might be a Bl*ck*dd*r-ism...

We had a kid called Mike "Squidgy" Brown. And it wasn't due to any soft cannabis-like substances. Eugh.
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:26, archived)

why
what color is your shit?
(I'm betting pink with mint stars)
( zog knees! knees! nuh nuh nuh nuh knees!, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:15, archived)

not even

( popt_art, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:22, archived)

It was the Carrots that did it...
The doctors warned him to cut back
to one pack a day...

(Ash_Pow is now available in extra medium, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 21:58, archived)

haha
woo!
( monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:02, archived)

Ahhhh....
Post overload... so many good ones in so little space of time....
( Tart Monkey, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:06, archived)