who ordered
a couple of mini monkeys?

again...no pshop required. sorry. somebody want to suggest a fine animation package?
(rikrak, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:29, archived)

maybe just this one...

(rikrak, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:35, archived)

or...


is that george dubyha in your pic? if so sorry, i have a slightly fucked brain and can't recognise peoples faces
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:52, archived)

nah
tis a vague hague
(rikrak, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:33, archived)

Animation?
Deluxe Paint 4

Oh, I need to move out of the early 90's
( meathelmet, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:37, archived)

no you don't
dp4 is the best thing since sliced best
( spacefish committing suicide to free the zombie!, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:38, archived)

I remember getting
Deluxe Paint 2 with my 500

and I was over the moon when I got 4 AGA with my 1200

I used to animate Rally cars frame by frame.

Anyone fancy setting up www.am3ga.com with this copy of DP2?
( meathelmet, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:41, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR!
( spacefish committing suicide to free the zombie!, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:38, archived)

argh!
you're right
( bananaman, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:40, archived)

aaargh
in disguise. I'll be watching out for that at the bash.
Incidentally - who's coming in fancy dress, and who isn't?
( 100% of Gibbon, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:40, archived)

spacefish is
yes
( spacefish committing suicide to free the zombie!, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:43, archived)

what is it
or... if it's a secret, is it halloween related, or just miscellaneous fancy dress?
( 100% of Gibbon, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:47, archived)

i'm going as a witch
with a black dress and a pointy hat and stuff. may even dig out the old wand so that i can zap people effectively
( spacefish committing suicide to free the zombie!, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:53, archived)

i'm going as
an evil robot!
( freshlegs, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:55, archived)

I'm going as the
invisible woman. You won't be able to see me ;)
( workboresme being bored at work since, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:56, archived)

.
if koit takes too long in the loo, we'll all know what you two are up to
( spacefish committing suicide to free the zombie!, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:07, archived)

Is Koit
going?
( workboresme being bored at work since, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:09, archived)

his name's on the list in the pub scheduler
inconclusive but suggestive
( spacefish committing suicide to free the zombie!, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:13, archived)

Woohoo
Well one of you chickadees give him a big kiss.
From me. And if you do anything else I'll fly home and kick your head in
Just kidding!
( workboresme being bored at work since, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:15, archived)

i'll give him a kiss
are tongues allowed?
( spacefish committing suicide to free the zombie!, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:19, archived)

i won't
but i shan't be going
( bananaman, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:43, archived)

dress up anyway
and post a collage of pictures for us to see when we get back.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:49, archived)

yes yes!
do that!
( freshlegs, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:57, archived)

i'm not going.
but i will probably put my hair in pigtails and get either drunk or stoned...
(Dr_Never_Trust_A_Helper_Monkey, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:44, archived)

Maybe it's time Daisy started wearing dresses

(tiddlycove, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:26, archived)

I think...
..I dated her
( meathelmet, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:44, archived)

After Tv...

Clangers helped push forward medical Science
(Dave_uk_01, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:23, archived)

Woo
hoo !!
( Tedmus, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:24, archived)

its meant to be
an ear on her back, but you can pretend its any orrifice you want it to be ;)
(Dave_uk_01, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:26, archived)

I dont' know
what you mean?
( workboresme being bored at work since, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:27, archived)

probably best
i scared myself with that last comment
(Dave_uk_01, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:28, archived)

:)
happy 13th message.
It was a goodun so no evil cursed numbers for you.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:28, archived)

wow
and if you look at how long ive been a member, I've just been one of the... board lurkers!!!
(Dave_uk_01, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:32, archived)

Woah!
you've been on here longer than me (by not far of twice as long) and have yet posted on a small fraction the amount i have...i'm gonna go play morrowind now
(Dr_Never_Trust_A_Helper_Monkey, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:46, archived)

yeah
what prompted your return? We're getting more new ppl than ever and a lot of old faces coming back lately.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:46, archived)

Edit it...
Make it a compo entry
( Tart Monkey, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:33, archived)

it shall be done
With haste I may add
(Dave_uk_01, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:34, archived)

He only scratches 'em when he thinks nobody is looking

( workboresme being bored at work since, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:22, archived)

Awww. look at his little hand go....

Have a bucket of Woos
( Tart Monkey, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:26, archived)

Yay
for itchy balled varmint`s !!!

i mean.....when they itch you got to do something about it right?
( Tedmus, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:26, archived)

Can I have That in Poster size?
Oh Bugger
(Kentucky Fried Fetus, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:05, archived)

Evening all,

( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:00, archived)

Poor Garfield, eaten alive....

( hobnobgoblin doesn't come here as often as he'd like to, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:05, archived)

HELP! PLEASE POST MY PIC! I'M TOO STUPID TO UNDERSTAND!
photos.yahoo.com/bc/kentucky_fried_fetus/vwp?.dir=/Yahoo!+Photo+Album&.src=ph&.dnm=bundle+of+joy.gif&.view=t&.done=http%3a//photos.yahoo.com/bc/kentucky_fried_fetus/lst%3f%26.dir=/Yahoo!%2bPhoto%2bAlbum%26.src=ph%26.view=t
(Kentucky Fried Fetus, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:58, archived)

OOPS THAT'S NOT THE ONE!!!
Oh Bugger
(Kentucky Fried Fetus, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:00, archived)

do you want someone to host it?
cos i will
( EdibleVomit, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:08, archived)

otter love
how could it be wrong?


(rikrak, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:54, archived)

that's so gorgeous
i can't tell if it's 'shopped!
i love otters!
( freshlegs, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:56, archived)

nah
no pshop - just a happy otter and the woman he loves...sigh
(rikrak, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:57, archived)

and i love both of them
cos they're lovely

no wait, you're lovely for posting that. hang on, everybody's lovely. woo!
( spacefish committing suicide to free the zombie!, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:15, archived)

(sigh)
in an ideal world there'd be enough otter for all of us.
(rikrak, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:20, archived)

friggin' hippies.
gumblegrumblelonghairgrumbledopesmokersgrumblegrublejointhearmygrumblebackinmyday...
( EvS, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:42, archived)

.

( spacefish committing suicide to free the zombie!, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:46, archived)

10/10
for aptness
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:47, archived)

10/10 for the pic, fnord!
i will treasure it for ever
( spacefish committing suicide to free the zombie!, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:55, archived)

Get a haircut, treehugger!
Just kidding...all b3tans are lovely people...
( EvS, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:48, archived)

don't try to oppress me
maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
;)
( spacefish committing suicide to free the zombie!, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:54, archived)

make it hump
and it'll be perfect.. fnar fnar..
( custard needs a reset button for his life, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:57, archived)

we have otters near us
theyre fab
( cr3bot, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:03, archived)

in the wild?
i'd get nothing done at all! i'd spend all my spare time out watching the otters. it's hard enough for me when i'm sitting at home watching the squirrels in the garden.
( freshlegs, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:05, archived)

Indeed
in the wild. They're very hard to spot being nocturnal, of course. But you can see their runs etc and fishy meal remains.
( cr3bot, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:08, archived)

we found the burrow of a platypus
when camping once. they're quite rare to see in the wild now (this was in australia). disappointed that i never saw the actual platypus, but i saw where it lived, saw its dam and spoke to some guys who'd seen it.
( freshlegs, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:12, archived)

That's marvellous
I've seen nothing else particularly interesting.

Awkward silence.
( cr3bot, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:16, archived)

"yeah, there was a platypus round here earlier

"it's gone away now though. nothing to see here, mate."
( spacefish committing suicide to free the zombie!, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:36, archived)

you found it
!
( freshlegs, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:42, archived)

well
it's probably all their fishy meals what gives 'em the runs. poor little fellers. that's why you don't see otter laxatives, i expect.
(rikrak, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:15, archived)

the female otter
can be quite territorial - you don't want to be messin' with her man.


(rikrak, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:18, archived)

The irony...

..wasn't lost on Woody.
( Collatallie Sisters, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:54, archived)

Took me ages to get that
In fact, I'm not sure I have yet...
Oh well... gorgeous shavings.
( Tart Monkey, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:28, archived)

Despite the failure of his cartoon series...
Banana Man was determined to stay in the industry


sound too
(ac-x, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:49, archived)

Hope this hasn't been done already
seems quite an obvious one :)
(ac-x, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:50, archived)

with sound?!
nice touch!
( freshlegs, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:52, archived)

nice filthy 40s porn
too.. fnar fnar..
( custard needs a reset button for his life, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:52, archived)

A down at heel

Grandpa Flump took to busking on the streets of Warren, Ohio.
(PI, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:48, archived)

who's that with him?

( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:04, archived)

I laughed heartily at the original...
....I ruptured something laughing at the reply

Both of you deserve beer
( meathelmet, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:08, archived)

Yay!
Beer. I think Dusty and Grandpa should form an elbow covers band.
(PI, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:35, archived)

I saw them...
...play Flannagans Apple on Mathew Street the other week.

Rock on Tommy didn't know what to think
( meathelmet, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:48, archived)

3.....2....1.....
....that's fantastic!
(Mr Ben, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:43, archived)

Hello B3ta!
First poast, be gentle... Click HERE for a bigger pic.
(Xx Torn Kittie xX, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:45, archived)

Angelfire won't let you link
pictures. :-(
( Artamnesia, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:47, archived)

in that case...
Xx_ToRn_KiTtIe_xX could use the file upload thingy in m3ss3ng3r to store and link to files.
( freshlegs, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:50, archived)

Save target - it's
wicked!
( fuzzbucket, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:52, archived)

Too lazy
.
( Artamnesia, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:03, archived)

Welcome aboard, we don't bite (much) ;)

Those pesky beer goggles are playing up again.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:48, archived)

oh now
that's gorgeous. welcome! why don't you make a slightly smaller (dimension-wise - in bytes it's more than ok) one, and link to it?
( freshlegs, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:49, archived)

You
always make the fluffiest comments.
Whereas i would say "fer fucks sake why dont you*** ****** **** *** ** yer mam!!!!" you
just help em out!

Am I a bit tense?
( Tedmus, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:59, archived)

sounds a bit like it :)
i've just finished my working week and am onto the wine though, so that probably explains it!
( freshlegs, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:01, archived)

Evening,
how be we this evee (ning).
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:04, archived)

filled with joy
and a little bit of wine. and your good self?
( freshlegs, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:06, archived)

In a chuffingly good mood,
I have just got another commision for a painting so I am as happy as a very happy person, indeed.
Plus I'm playing late on B3ta which is something I haven't done for a little while.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:09, archived)

don't see you
'round these parts at night much. what's the new commission? and when will we see a gallery of your work so we can buy it from you?
( freshlegs, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:14, archived)

Its a portait of Leslie Phillips for Stouffer
and then a couple of busking monsters for someone else, but I will do more, I have a couple planned to do after those.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:18, archived)

i'd love to commission something by you
maybe next year, when i'm raking it in
( spacefish committing suicide to free the zombie!, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:41, archived)

Lovely, you are a star.
Hopefully I'll be raking it in next year.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:52, archived)

Nope
thats not it..........maybe I should take these
scorpions out of my shoes........might lighten the mood somewhat
( Tedmus, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:09, archived)

how about a patented
fuzzbucket minichallenge? that always lightens the mood - and he's here to run one too!
( freshlegs, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:15, archived)

We`ll
wait and see then.........
( Tedmus, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:33, archived)

Goto netfirms.com
is my suggestion - as long as you have an FTP program...
(DSM, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:27, archived)

do not reply
to this message.
( zog knees! knees! nuh nuh nuh nuh knees!, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:38, archived)

I ignore your request!
I post to your message!
( Artamnesia, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:50, archived)

DO NOT break the RULES
( 100% of Gibbon, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:57, archived)

Hah I break the rules once more
in response, and to point out that you have used numerous capitol letters in your response!

Capitols user!
( Artamnesia, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:01, archived)

darn
please dn't put me under the stairs again
( 100% of Gibbon, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:16, archived)

No problem
I'll, like. totally avoid answering it> Anything for you Zogster.
( Stallion_Explosion (formerly known as crab_bloke), Sat 26 Oct 2002, 0:13, archived)

WOO
and YAY for DIEHARD
( EdibleVomit, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:37, archived)

talking of Hijacks
Fuzzbucket - thanks for letting me in the webring gang :)

how seemless was that?
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:42, archived)

ok, how about this one?
chicago dave - i don't see you on m3ss3ng3r, so here's the url for your mpg: www.freshlegs.co.uk/images/b3ta/starwars_scene_small.mpg
( freshlegs, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:45, archived)

the movie die hard?
pfah. the third one was great though.
( zog knees! knees! nuh nuh nuh nuh knees!, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:45, archived)

Die 'ard
Second one is best because you can switch you brain off and it becomes more plausible.
(ymmit, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 23:08, archived)

Come dancing...

( wingpig eating around the cow shape since 1976, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:36, archived)

that was done earlier, i think?
or have you reposted?
( EdibleVomit, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:40, archived)

Yeah it was.
but you can't have enough dancing schmoos.
( Artamnesia, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:46, archived)

Errmm...
might have been done before sorry
spazz
( Tedmus, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:55, archived)

Buggrit
..but that is the problem with 56k and even the first page taking five minutes to fully load...
( wingpig eating around the cow shape since 1976, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 13:34, archived)

piglet had it coming
yawn


(rikrak, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:29, archived)

And with my latest spazz
I leave...

Saying bye-dee-bye to them that gots left behind...

Until next Monday.

parf!
( Scoopzilla is like, the Godzilla of scooping on, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 22:23, archived)