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# Blown Away
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 20:32, archived)
# lucky bitch
she has men at her fingertips!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 20:37, archived)
# He thought he was gonna get lucky too . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 20:43, archived)
# she'd chew him up and spit him out
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 20:49, archived)
# All she needs to do is inhale . . .
perhaps the next episode !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 20:54, archived)
# why do they call it a blow job when you're supposed to suck?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 20:57, archived)
# I hear ya . . . that sucks !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:03, archived)
# Blown Away?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 20:47, archived)
# i like your anal kebab device
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 20:49, archived)
# 'anal' should never preceed 'kebab'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 2 Aug 2010, 20:50, archived)
# not even if it's an overly precicely made kebab?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 20:51, archived)
# Ballistic !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 20:52, archived)
# how you do these is beyond me
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 20:55, archived)
# * a lot of time and patience
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 20:57, archived)
# much like getting a jamjar to fit up your arse, i'd imagine
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 20:58, archived)
# Exactly the same...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 20:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 20:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 20:59, archived)
# you know, you worry me sometimes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:01, archived)
#
worry Excite
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:02, archived)
# that too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:03, archived)
# pixellicious!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 20:51, archived)
# S t r e t c h e d for pleasure <====================>
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 20:54, archived)
# om nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 20:55, archived)
# French toast,...no?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:01, archived)
# Magnificent . . . episode II solved !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:01, archived)
[challenge entry] fund-a-mental
(okay okay!, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 20:05, archived)
# Like watching paint dry

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 20:09, archived)
# does paying to watch an m. night shyamalan film
count as funding a mental?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 20:11, archived)
# As explained below,
his movies are basically the same plot rehashed.

P.S. Hi Smash :-D
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 20:23, archived)
# yeah, he's through the bottom of the barrel and digging at the floorboards
hi c.r ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 20:28, archived)
# It's a start.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:03, archived)
# Ground Zero
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:05, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 19:43, archived)
# Nachos. Mmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 19:58, archived)
# At first I thought that I was told to shit nachos.

Don't know if I'll go see it now
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 20:00, archived)
# mmmmmm, nachos
the shitty little cinema near me has nachos with proper nacho cheese, unlike the 3 large multiplexes that are a good 10 minutes away bu car.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 20:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Well, she DID have his kid y'know o_0
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 19:40, archived)
# *recalls a few moments in Dangerous Liaisons*
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 2 Aug 2010, 19:42, archived)
# I thought she was fit in the remake of that musical...
...what was it? Oh yeah, The Producers. Nom nom.
(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 20:22, archived)
# *adjusts*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 2 Aug 2010, 19:48, archived)
# *Grrrr*
*Growl woof woof!*

Why Uma, what big hands you have.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 19:53, archived)
# Phoar!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 19:54, archived)
# Before him
was .....



Lil barsteward
(I helped save b3ta! Skirite Gerrorf my larnd, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 22:02, archived)
# He gets about a bit
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 1:38, archived)
[challenge entry] You know something, Willy? You're the first Goonie..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 18:27, archived)
# slick shoes dr jones
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 18:28, archived)
[challenge entry] You have chosen.. wisely
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 18:29, archived)
# ha ha!
My first genuine guffaw of the day

(NB not my first guff)
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 19:17, archived)
# Better have it looked at . . . well . . . maybe not . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 18:33, archived)
# I'd watch it
One eye Willy was always the star :)
(umbongotime meh.........., Mon 2 Aug 2010, 18:34, archived)
# The star of 'The Goonies' was supposed to be the giant mechanical octopus - but it never worked properly, so the whole segment got ditched..
.. even though Data still mentions it at the end of the movie.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMCmrXyMrIY&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 18:43, archived)
# Yep already seen that
they should have just left it in.
(umbongotime meh.........., Mon 2 Aug 2010, 18:48, archived)
# Spielberg had previous with dodgy aquatic fx, but he never mentioned it to Richard Donner.
Talented swine!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 18:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Banged up
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 18:20, archived)
# Ah, Gina Gershon
I can't decide if she's hot or not. Something about her mouth unnerves me.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 18:21, archived)
# wants to be unnerved :)
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 18:23, archived)
# Of course I'm not saying I wouldn't
but I'd be thinking about it the whole minute time.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 18:26, archived)
# *concurs*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 18:32, archived)
# She is in
Eastbound and Down and looks hot in that...
(BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 19:06, archived)
# I have the same issue with her

Every time I think she's really not so bad I see her mouth move and that all I see for the next nine minutes, until I snap out of it.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 19:36, archived)
# Stirring !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 18:34, archived)
[challenge entry] He invented loads of stuff before the time machine...

My gallery
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 18:14, archived)
# This is so full of win
it's making me glee, and I'm still at work.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 18:19, archived)
# Busted . . . this time !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 18:24, archived)
# That Marty he's so guliable.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 18:34, archived)
# Duly reported to the Lybians

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 18:40, archived)
# 88
surely?
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 20:58, archived)
# Time travel is at 88
The Doc's Speed Billy is set to 85
(I helped save b3ta! PFC Hudson, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 14:27, archived)
# put your foot down, go back in time and kick him in the nuts.
(waxdart hello., Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:44, archived)
# Hahaha
This is very enjoyable after a couple of drinks.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 21:59, archived)
# Speed Billy!
Speed Billy! That's making me giggle like a fucking nun
(I helped save b3ta! Olembe Refuses to write in this space, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 8:23, archived)
# Camerondoz
(Octo I ruin everything., Mon 2 Aug 2010, 17:43, archived)
#
hot!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Mon 2 Aug 2010, 17:49, archived)
# not!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 18:12, archived)
# Haha:D
(herman:D, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 17:55, archived)
# haha
greatest cameron pic ever I think right here.
(Octo I ruin everything., Mon 2 Aug 2010, 17:58, archived)
# Samantha Cameron :D

(herman:D, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 17:59, archived)
# lummy
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 18:01, archived)
# ^
Mummy?
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 18:03, archived)
#
(herman:D, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 18:07, archived)
# O_o This is going to take YEARS of therapy
to sort out.
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 18:18, archived)
# People talk about images like this being difficult to erase...
... don't understand it myself, only took me a few minutes to rub one out.
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 19:48, archived)
# THE LAYDY IS IN THE DESIT THRUSTIN HER BUBES
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 19:57, archived)
# What's that from?
Does his head really come off?
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 18:20, archived)
# THIS on toast
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 18:53, archived)
# Mad Mel's The Patriot
www.youtube.com/watch?v=J68s4uveczU
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 22:12, archived)
# Fucking Tories
always beheading the working man.
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Mon 2 Aug 2010, 18:36, archived)
# True story
i saw it happen 8¬|
(umbongotime meh.........., Mon 2 Aug 2010, 18:56, archived)
# Giving some extreme head!
(umbongotime meh.........., Mon 2 Aug 2010, 18:58, archived)
# The Pakistani Prime Minister has today accused Cameron of exporting FUN!!
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 17:58, archived)
# hehehe
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 18:01, archived)
# Ha ha! Brill
Have a tenous Cameron-related pic :D

(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 18:02, archived)
# Shit.
What has been seen cannot be unseen.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 18:12, archived)
# Zardoz it.


Click for bigger (98 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 18:17, archived)
# Ha ha - formal wear of the Bullingdon Club
for their 'special' parties.
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Mon 2 Aug 2010, 18:35, archived)
# He's bally well at it again...


still, at least he wore a suit this time...
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 17:06, archived)
# well, he had to wash that manky jumper sooner or later
: D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 2 Aug 2010, 17:07, archived)
# but I don't know who the guy on the left is?
(waxdart hello., Mon 2 Aug 2010, 17:32, archived)
# David somebody or other
and the bloke next to him is Nick blahblahblah blah you know what's his face!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 17:35, archived)
# No idea.
Just another media hungry nobody I suppose...
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 17:36, archived)
# either


OR...

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 17:39, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:45, archived)
# i hate those jumpy clowns.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:48, archived)
# Obi is such a cunt
I'm trying not to laugh as he hits the fence
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:49, archived)
#
obi John Cleese
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 17:02, archived)
# What a cunt!

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 18:41, archived)
[challenge entry] in a land before fast processors
shrek c64

there was the Commodore 64
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:29, archived)
# Your Mum
; D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:30, archived)
# hahahahah
christ
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:42, archived)
# That famous old 8-bit machine
with square pixels in 256 colour mode...
and 26x44 sprites...
and sub-pixel vertical sprite alignment...


*ahems*
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:57, archived)
# wow
you know your stuff ;)
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:59, archived)
# I know enough to know it can't do a screen like that...
Even the Commodore 64 didn't have that many horribly slimy green and brown colours in its palette, although some might say it put up a pretty good try...

But meh. Pedantry is pedantry. Smart idea.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 17:04, archived)
# haha
I'm glad you mentioned the P word (not palette, the other one)

or I would have

:P

(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Mon 2 Aug 2010, 17:17, archived)
# Wheres Yellow?..
.
(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Mon 2 Aug 2010, 22:14, archived)
#
If there's one thing we've found about the '64, it's that it can be hacked and bodged to do even more than the designers (pah, what do they know) thought possible.
(Raki, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 11:30, archived)
# cool!
there's some interesting stuff on there. nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 3 Aug 2010, 13:17, archived)
# Wiki-WOW!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 17:15, archived)
# hahahaha!
Horace-tastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 17:22, archived)
[challenge entry] compo
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:18, archived)
# Ha! Go compo GO!
I really like this :)
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:22, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:50, archived)
# this series was actually made
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 17:05, archived)
# kids of today... they know nowt, do they?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_of_the_Summer_Wine
it was actually better than the proper series, as i recall. not that that was hard
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 17:29, archived)
# I still don't belive it's actually finished
They might SAY it... but there's always a steady stream of out of work actors...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 17:41, archived)
# i think they'll only drive it underground
the Continuity LOTSW will keep filming clandestinely, at night on yorkshire hillsides
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 17:50, archived)
# I hate you, Milkman Dan
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:44, archived)
# Sorry. This is the LAST version of a poor attempt at photoshop.



20 uninvited guests in the photo.
(butchsuede Absit invidia, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:13, archived)
# macaulay culkin makes this picture shite as shite can be
but you win it all but with Chuck Norris. good call!
(waxdart hello., Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:15, archived)
# where the hell's freebase?
:P
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:30, archived)
# I knew I missed something.
(butchsuede Absit invidia, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 17:39, archived)
# I saw the Martin Clunes version of 'Goodbye Mr Chips'.
Quite amazing. Lots of bits to cry at, seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:59, archived)
# Best version of Mr Chips...? Big Train
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vys_sKX94pw
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 17:23, archived)
# Haaaa ha ha ha ha ha
*sighs* Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haha ha ha ha *wipes* Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 17:35, archived)
# Excellent!!!!!
(butchsuede Absit invidia, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 17:40, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:07, archived)
# I'm gonna ask you one more time...
...where did you hide the fucking eggs?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:49, archived)
# i like this. arf
(I helped save b3ta! Traducer, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:51, archived)
# dah!
b3ta.com/board/10138784
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 17:50, archived)
# Which came first?

Website
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:02, archived)
# hahahahaha
eggshellent
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:03, archived)
# LET THE PUNS COMMENCE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:04, archived)
# It was a poultry effort to be honest.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:08, archived)
# But the yolk was worth it.
(All white?)
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:09, archived)
# I don't know I'll have to chick whether you're right about that!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:12, archived)
# That was fowl.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:31, archived)
# I might have a crack at this punnage
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:39, archived)
# That's one of the breast puns I've read.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:41, archived)
# pfft...you guys must be winging it.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:46, archived)
# I thought about trying a pun with "wing"
But I thought I'd better beakhave myself.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:51, archived)
# Go pluck yourself!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:56, archived)
# That's not very nice
I'll have to rooster up some courage before I can think of a suitable come-back pun.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:59, archived)
# I'm sorry....I've been cooped up too long.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 17:03, archived)
# Someone seems to have ruffled your feathers.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:59, archived)
# No...just a bit down...
(ha ha...get it?)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 17:04, archived)
# look at my COCK
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 17:12, archived)
# Dozen egg look/smell funny?!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 17:30, archived)
# I've combed through dozens of poultry-related terms with no cluck
I guess I don't have the talons for this :(
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 18:52, archived)
# Wattle you guys talking about?
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 20:26, archived)
# There's a lot of venting
going on in this thread.
(dxg, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 13:02, archived)
# Eggcellent! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:03, archived)
# Oh piss.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:04, archived)
# Yup, raw egg certainly does have that effect!
Glad to see you posting more again!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:06, archived)
# ha ha ha
THE CHICKEN CROSSES THE ROAD

is an anagram of

SHE CHECKS CORN AT OTHER SIDE
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:08, archived)
# Well, that solves the whole chicken vs. egg thing for me :D
*Clicks hard*

In other news

(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:09, archived)
# that looks eggscruciating
and also quite fowl
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:09, archived)
# Amazing.
:D

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:13, archived)
# if I see a shit covered egg I do not pick it up and eat it.
I've been doing it wrong :(

this break the laws of *thermodynamics. well done.


don't know which one anymore, maybe the 2nd.
(waxdart hello., Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:17, archived)
# Brown eggs are supposed to be healthier
They just make me wonder what part of the hen they came out of?
(the Angry Gumball Harmless American, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 18:40, archived)
# it's the same part
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cloaca
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 3:32, archived)
# It doesn't matter if it's covered in shit
as the egg is safe inside :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bobod Perpetually following through, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 13:37, archived)
# Hehe
Lovely as ever

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:36, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(herman:D, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:42, archived)
# Cook that shit!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:48, archived)
# I do like these :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 17:51, archived)
# in this case,
the chicken. :P
(The Ear-Trumpet Addicting is NOT a word., Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:38, archived)
# Hahaha!
Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 23:44, archived)
# Eggscrement
(I helped save b3ta! SigmaX0 Dear Die Hard. You rock!, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:04, archived)
# Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too late
but the answer is the egg. Dinosaurs laid eggs long before chickens were about so the egg came first. The question must be re-phrased!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Thu 5 Aug 2010, 23:16, archived)
[challenge entry] oh well, wtf....
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:02, archived)
# But no Hedgehogs
Shame...
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:02, archived)
# so false
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:51, archived)
[challenge entry] It all started so peacefully...
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:52, archived)
# hehe
I'm rewatching all the GF trilogy. I'm half way through GF2
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:54, archived)
# That is a hefty undertaking!
*adds to list of things to do next holiday*
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:56, archived)
# don't bother with part 3
it's shite
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:43, archived)
# oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:51, archived)
#
not one bit, mister
(I helped save b3ta! pookong, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 7:18, archived)
# Rogue gangs of Squid roam the seas

Daytime tv is shite
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:46, archived)
# I agree
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:48, archived)
# Nice hair do ya got there Jaws...
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:53, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:37, archived)
# i'm sure he does
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:39, archived)
# He can stay the fuck away from my stuff!!!!
have a woo a click and a yay
: D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:39, archived)
# Are you sure you don't you want your stuff licked?
He's very good you know....
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:41, archived)
# Well....
I suppose my toilet floor could do with a once over.
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:45, archived)
# I've never heard it called a toilet floor before....
What a great euphemism!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:47, archived)
# Ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:51, archived)
# what no eye movement?
Nyam nyam nyam
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:40, archived)
# He's concentrating.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:42, archived)
# BLUBLBLUBLBLUBLBLUB
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:42, archived)
# lick me lick me
anyone else currently disliking this thing?


(I helped save b3ta! chimp-donk Sink the Rock, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:50, archived)
# hahahaha!
yeah, it's bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:54, archived)
# I put this in:
I wandered lonely as a cloud
That floats on high o'er vales and hills
When all at once I saw a crowd
A host of golden daffodils;
Beside the lake beneath the trees
Fluttering and dancing in the breeze.

Continuous as the stars that shine
And twinkle on the milky way
They stretched in never-ending line
Along the margin of a bay:
Ten thousand saw I at a glance
Tossing their heads in sprightly dance.

It told me I write like James Joyce.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:12, archived)
# Ha! Full metal jacket!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 17:07, archived)
# and what a smashin' fella he is too
...tries to look away....gnnnnhh.....can't look away.....
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:51, archived)
# hahaha
I don't know what else to say!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:55, archived)
# CHEDGE
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:43, archived)
# Hooray!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:53, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:47, archived)
# How could you make such an ugly thing?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Interesting fact: There's no dialogue throughout the whole movie.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:16, archived)
# Shat
Just shat in his nappy
: D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:18, archived)
# Shit...Shat... Let's call the whole thing off!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:18, archived)
# You're right
either way it's a bum rap
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:21, archived)
# They are Americans
They shit in their nappies over there.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:18, archived)
# no they shit in their diapers.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:21, archived)
# I'm confused

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:30, archived)
# Thank you for clarifying!
PS- We only shit in our diapers when we're very young and very old. At least most of us.
(butchsuede Absit invidia, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:35, archived)
# I have been to Florida and the southern states
I would not be surprised if some of the larger people I saw shit themselves
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:48, archived)
# You must be referring to the Bee Gees.
(butchsuede Absit invidia, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:55, archived)
# wait around and the same films bunch up :)
nice hats.


www.b3ta.com/board/10142598
(waxdart hello., Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:26, archived)
# racist
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:26, archived)
# It's not my fault the dark skinned one is ugly...
...and just shat in his nappy.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:48, archived)
# babies are slightly disturbing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:32, archived)
# thats fucking racist !!
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:37, archived)
# YEAH
coming around here claiming all whites are bad...
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:44, archived)
# and saying all blacks are ugly
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:54, archived)
# hath shitteth
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 17:53, archived)

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