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# bindun?
(herman:D, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:36, archived)
# wtf was the source? lol
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:38, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:57, archived)
# pfft
if only one piece of our civilisation survives for future archeologists to discover, I would like it to be this gif
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:30, archived)
# Brilliant.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Bastardo, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 17:23, archived)
# peekaboo!
Mr Bean meets René Magritte
(bindun?)
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 14:58, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
BEAN DONE you mean?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:00, archived)
# :-D
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:04, archived)
# i can just imagine him saying "hello!"
in that silly voice
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:07, archived)
# my stomach has just informed me that i've OD'd on nectarines
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:10, archived)
# *duck and cover*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:13, archived)
# time for a lie down, i think
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:14, archived)
# So now you have the soup shits, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:21, archived)
# best of all the shits
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:35, archived)
# duck...
...à l'orange?
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:18, archived)
# Should've had an orange instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:21, archived)
# i knew it was mr bean before the apple animated downwards :-D
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:11, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:31, archived)
# Here, Have a picture of Bill Cosby and Mr. Bean
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:37, archived)
# Ashton Butcher
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 14:50, archived)
# that is horrifying
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 14:50, archived)
# Horrifyingly sexy, you mean.
*fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 14:54, archived)
# you're a sick man, vag
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 14:55, archived)
# But in such a charming way.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:02, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:03, archived)
# I'd certainly be horrified
to find that sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:05, archived)
# you know me, there's not much that pisses on my horn
but this does it very well.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:06, archived)
# Do you mean "horrified"
or "aroused"?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:12, archived)
# race yer
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 14:58, archived)
# I want my money back
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 14:53, archived)
# Yay!
And of course, this is what Ashton and Demi's kids will look like

Boys AND girls
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:05, archived)
# Time for more pointless violence from the Clockwork Orangemen
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:27, archived)
# The cod pieces are hypnotic.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:30, archived)
# Have a Chuck Morris

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:34, archived)
# Can I pea this?
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:01, archived)
# this makes as much sense as anythinhg
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:04, archived)
#
Oy! I resemble that pearoast.
(NoPotPourri putting the poo into pooters since, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 1:08, archived)
# been on the lodge day march once
never again.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:38, archived)
# Not since you got your . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:40, archived)
# arf!
think i'll stick with my bike!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:41, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(twattybanjo, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:44, archived)
# haha
i liek!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:54, archived)
# Hahaha, particularly like the 'LOL' bit
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 14:23, archived)
# Hahahaha
(twattybanjo, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:43, archived)
# hahaha
That's Shame Macgowan
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 14:00, archived)
# 12th of July anagram time
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 14:04, archived)
# Buckfast!!
Nice work
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 14:07, archived)
# Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 14:05, archived)
# they're running away from the old Bull Ring
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 14:30, archived)
# Wow. Slow board is seriously slow...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 14:44, archived)
# haha
Dancing for peace....
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 14:52, archived)
# which ones are the orange ones again?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 14:58, archived)
# In Roman times...
when a fella was convicted of trying to bribe a public official they'd sew him in a bag with a wild animal and throw that bag in the river.



Click for hugimified (224kb)
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:58, archived)
# Widespread corruption: goatse edition
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:02, archived)
# Gordon Brown's rather tiresomely playing the victim card again, I see.
Like he'd no idea how being in office works.

They're all in it together - the politicians, the journalists, the police - it's just an entertaining shit-flinging fest.

My favourite is when players try to take the moral high-ground, only to get exposed as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:05, archived)
# Sounds like a decent movie.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:08, archived)
# They could call it
"The People Who Thought They Were Beyond The Reach Of The Law" or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:12, archived)
# Catchy
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:15, archived)
# "Answeringmachinegate"
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 14:44, archived)
# I'm surprised "-gate" hasn't been used yet, to be honest.
Maybe they want to avoid lazy journalism at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:01, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:22, archived)
# Top stuff...
Strong attention to detail!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:14, archived)
# Very nice work Joe
And sadly very true also :(
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 14:03, archived)
# Nice!
(Meagrom, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 14:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 14:53, archived)
# *heavily clicked*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 13:09, archived)
# Owls are just dumb kestrels


RIS
(twattybanjo, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:53, archived)
# In the words of Tulisa on Never Mind the Buzzcocks:
What's a kestrel?


(I know really - it's lager that tastes even worse than normal lager)
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:57, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:59, archived)
# I confess that I immediately thought this...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:10, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:14, archived)
# What the deuce?!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:18, archived)
# Hahahaha
(twattybanjo, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:16, archived)
# i dont get it...
Though i suspect its got something to do with Harry potter?

/has never seen a harry potter film all the way through blog
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:22, archived)
# It is indeed...
The letter has got the Hogwarts crest and seal on it, but I was struggling to find any way of getting it legible with the size of the owl source pics that were available, so it's more of a pattern recognition thing.

...but the letters appear in the first half hour of the first film, so even if you've not seen one all the way through you should still recognise them!! Popular culture fail.

;p
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:25, archived)
# The internet in the wizard world is replaced by owls flying to and fro with data packages
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:25, archived)
# Does that mean that Howlers are shock sites?
Would explain the facial expression.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:29, archived)
# I recognise Tubgirl
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:31, archived)
# i dont want to bug eyed owls watching me after theyve just delivered my porn!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:34, archived)
# NSFW unless you're using headphones






RIS?

(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:29, archived)
# Nick Cave's take on Stagger Lee has some of the most awesome swearing in any song ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:31, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:32, archived)
# Crawling over 50 good pussies just to get to one fat boy's asshole...
...is a sentiment I think we can all empathise with.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:38, archived)
# ahhhhh yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:41, archived)
# Careful, though.
That's a long of minge to wade through. At the end you're probably going to look like Bill Murray after he met Slimer.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:50, archived)
# 'a long of minge'
that's a nice collective noun
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:01, archived)
# Heh.
I was distracted. Not by minge. Long or otherwise.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:07, archived)
# It's majestic in its sweary scope!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 14:50, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:49, archived)
# Ima keeel you!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:51, archived)
# \m/
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:52, archived)
# Haha
+ en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Like_It_When_You_Die
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:03, archived)
# How rare!
Afinkawanna lissten to some music for the afternoon. Woos!
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 14:47, archived)
# Gah, permission denied on Stagger Lee
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:00, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:48, archived)
# I returned home to find this imprint on my window

Owwww(l)
(MonkeySandwich eats a kitten, leaves a chair, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:25, archived)
# What a twit...
tWOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:28, archived)
# Heheh
I had a parrot that did the same. Left a wonderful impression.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:02, archived)
# Could it...
..do different voices?
(MonkeySandwich eats a kitten, leaves a chair, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:16, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:51, archived)
# It could do a sweet voice, in which it would lure the cat to its cage
after it got too close, the parrot would lash out at it.

That laughter as the cat was running away was in an entirely different voice. You could tell it was having fun.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:55, archived)
# Wicked
I'm imagining it swearing like Father Jack haha, throwing bricks at the cat
(MonkeySandwich eats a kitten, leaves a chair, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 14:31, archived)
# What is this?
*calls someone to get the answers*
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:35, archived)
# Richard Keys is on Google +
(Timuffee, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:14, archived)
# failbook+
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:16, archived)
# ^ What she said
Also, NingNoon Prod!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:19, archived)
# hahaha!
(CjR Mix, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:02, archived)
# Nope... No idea.
I'm thinking that Louise Glass is the female assistant referee that Keys got sacked for his comments on, but beyond that I'm lost.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Might just slide this repost in here - vaguely compoable in hindsight.

The Moebius Mortar.



I still can't believe I actually made this pic. It makes my eyes hurt just looking at it.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:19, archived)
# Now animate someone trying to load the thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:41, archived)
# That is doing my eyes in
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:11, archived)
# I WILL NEVER LEAVE FRIENDSREUNITED! NEVER!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:21, archived)
# or as I liked to call it, cunts I hated at school
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:22, archived)
# they never ran with that name did they?
despite your impressive pitch to them.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:25, archived)
# cunts the lot of em
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:52, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:04, archived)
# Pfft...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:04, archived)
# Rob?
/autocomplete
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:13, archived)
# Big head
Big head
big head
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:14, archived)
# Haha, I've made a new Rob pic also!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:27, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha!!
Top shop again Q!!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:29, archived)
# Knock-Knock...



Who's there?
(I helped save b3ta! Treaclepants Wants the 1970's to come back., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:34, archived)
# G.G. - the extraordinary testicle
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:39, archived)
# Dr?

EDIT: Bollock, posted in the wrong place - that should have been in answer to "Who's there"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:42, archived)
# Doctor who?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:44, archived)
# Yes
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha (breaths) ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha..........
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:56, archived)
# I dont get it?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Treaclepants Wants the 1970's to come back., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:58, archived)
# No, really, Doctor who?
...only I've been having these headaches of late and I'm keen to find out if it's just a bit of stress or if there's something more serious at play.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:00, archived)
# You need some of this...

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:05, archived)
# I'll take a couple.
...for my mum.
(I helped save b3ta! Treaclepants Wants the 1970's to come back., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:22, archived)
# Here, Have Bill Cosby with Gary Glitter.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:48, archived)
# Heehee! :)
If you peeps like the film 'Close Encounters Of The Third Kind, then go here: www.sonypictures.com/homevideo/closeencountersofthethirdkind/

and download the brill screensaver. It's got UFO's and the like flying all over the shop.

Well, I think it's brill.

I am a bit simple tho.
(I helped save b3ta! Treaclepants Wants the 1970's to come back., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:54, archived)
# In line with todays Google image, happy 450th St Basils VCWRS



* Vector Cathedral With Real Statue
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:15, archived)
# WOO!

Edit: I know it's not teh Kremlin :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:20, archived)
# Ha ha ha
That's not the Kremlin

No wedding ring, not real
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:24, archived)
# I used to draw this one all the time when I was about 9 - 11 years old

Nice work WB
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:30, archived)
# Ooo Ta
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:31, archived)
# I was there in 2006, surprised how small it is inside
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:03, archived)
# I bet you don't say that to all the girls...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:06, archived)
# "Oi Steed, on me heed son" !
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:55, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:03, archived)
# ^ Needs more big wobbly cdc!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:09, archived)
# needs more alledged kiddie fiddling
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:36, archived)
# Facebook Game - Film Mashups | FarmVille vs. Blair Witch Project


Click for bigger (351 kb)
(CjR Mix, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:30, archived)
# this is ace
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:40, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:10, archived)
# > collect man milk
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:29, archived)
# *subscibes*
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:32, archived)
# o_o
FuckSocks!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:09, archived)
# Hahaha!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Treaclepants Wants the 1970's to come back., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:24, archived)
# hehehe
good stuff!
*clicks like*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:27, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:29, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:50, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:05, archived)
# Arf!
...and as usual the fantastic NewsThump are all over the story :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:07, archived)
# that's almost identical to his sperm count
odd, innit
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:09, archived)
#
sperm count IQ
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:42, archived)
# That's almost as good as the main theory.
"Mummy, why is my middle name Seven?"

"We named you after Daddy's t-shirt."
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:27, archived)
# My Eldest is Called Harpoon Pantera Fucking Hostile Matthews
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:38, archived)
# My friend is called Dry Clean Only MacTavish.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:04, archived)
# You better start listening to your stepmother, Pantera!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:33, archived)
# and spell like one too
surely it should be CRUISE
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:08, archived)
# Don't call me Shirley!
That'd be to "NORM"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:10, archived)
# If Man is Five, if Man is Five, and the Devil is Six, and the Devil is Six
THEN HARPER IS SEVEN, THEN HARPER IS SEVEN
This monkey's gone to Heaven!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:08, archived)
# *administers medication*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:09, archived)
# Hooray for boobies!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:23, archived)
# Hahaha!
Maiden wins the day.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:25, archived)
# hahahaha!
YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:22, archived)
# Americans can't count?
Oh right - is this that whole "merkins r stoopid lol" thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:11, archived)
# yea, you know . . .
exterkatin' ourselffs from them Brits sumhow altered R genetix
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:14, archived)
# Given some of the cretins I encounter on this side of the pond on a regular basis I am increasingly finding myself on thin ice with the whole 'relative intelligence' thing...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:18, archived)
# I reached and breached that point years ago.
The absolutely casual, socially-acceptable xenophobia I've encountered with a Sherman friend of mine has been really quite vile, dinner-party stuff "Oh you're American you wouldn't understand! Hahahahahaha" "Yes we have that here, along with irony! Hahahahahaha" "Bloody Americans!" &c.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:29, archived)
# I never said that! Love the Americans - especially George W.

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:30, archived)
# Gotta love the Brits and their iron-ies:
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:36, archived)
# I ain't a Brit, but I do love them
;) Love you too Vagabond.
Why isn't it raining in your pics?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:42, archived)
# What are you then, Q4N?
EDIT: and of course you love me - you're only human. Technically.

And I love you too. In quite a sinister, disturbing way.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:44, archived)
# He's one of dem dere Oirish
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:44, archived)
# Ah yes. I did know this.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:45, archived)
# I've travelled the states coast to coast even worked there for a while.
Love the country and majority of its residents and being Irish, I'm only too aware of ridicule fuelled by ignorance!
Too easy to poke fun at the minority, sorry good sir. *tips hat and backs away*
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:58, archived)
# It's OK - I should have managed to get over myself by lunchtime/17 coffees.
Then I'll be ready to play.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:06, archived)
# Fixed
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:35, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha!!
*Click*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:19, archived)
# 'Ning B3ta
I think I draNK TOO MUCH COFRFEEEE.
(I helped save b3ta! Matth knows what yellow snow tastes like, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:46, archived)
# help us out here folks
Kanga offers some great franchises for this mobile sanitation service.
Don't dawdle around until it is too late.

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 9:59, archived)
# Compo maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:01, archived)
# I think the "disaster" element is missing
ed: I might keep it for the next one if it is "animals that help you shit in comfort"
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:02, archived)
# the disaster would come by way of a kick in the scrotum for trying to shit on it
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:39, archived)
# I think the fatal flaw is that once you have shit in that toilet with it bouncing about
you'll be wearing most of it - kind of like putting a portaloo on springs.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:54, archived)
# hahahaha, love it!
Which hand flushes/wipes?? From his expression (holding the vomit in) and wet eyes, it looks like it might need unblocking?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:11, archived)
# That is, in fact, an excellent idea
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:34, archived)
# Eww
Marketing slogan: Take a big dump whilst being punched in the back of the head!
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:04, archived)
# Olé!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 9:54, archived)
# Hijole!

/edit: hahaha, this certainly deserves a click
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 9:58, archived)
# :D
shopping this took balls
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:00, archived)
# hahaha, great stuff "Amigo Jones!"

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:18, archived)
# This is simply superb...
...in EVERY way. Top bloody shop sir!!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:19, archived)
# MEADEN!
Kill it with whips.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:20, archived)
# Whips you say? How about a cane?

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:04, archived)
# Been away for a while.....
Have another Fiona Brucie
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 9:48, archived)
# would/wouldn't
er, no wait

I'll say "NICELY!" while I make up my mind



(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 9:51, archived)
# Nice to see you...
to see you WTF!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 9:54, archived)
# and Susannah Reid too
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 9:57, archived)
# A biv-iv-iv-iv-iv-iv-iv-iv-iv-iv-iv-iv-iv-iv-iv-iv-iv!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 9:58, archived)
# Needs more vivs
in the middle
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:00, archived)
# Alright my love?
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:55, archived)
# Sweet Jesus!
What would IT do for a Brucie bonus?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:08, archived)
# PHWOOAR! spies were spies in them days
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 9:39, archived)
# I bet that tastes salty
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 9:40, archived)
# haha--flashing it like a badge of authority
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 9:41, archived)
# well the ankle is the most
authoritative bone in the body....as we all know
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 9:43, archived)
# Absolutely
and scientists continue to be baffled over why that is
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 9:46, archived)
# that's the official line
but they know ;0
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 9:51, archived)
# Ah, we finally know why Rupert hasn't swept her into the gutter just yet.
we finally know why Rupert hasn't swept her into the gutter just yet.

she still has the initial sketches.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 9:35, archived)
# THE BABY EATING BISHOP OF BATH AND WELLS!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 9:37, archived)
# i want this animated
so she throws him over her shoulder please :D
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 9:44, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:28, archived)

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