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# Woo! I'm back baby!


I've not posted here on b3ta for nearly 9 years now I think... I was tempted back after I saw that some nice b3tan (thanks Jimbotfu) had posted my latest animation (as in the mini GIF preview above) on the links page here. It's nice to be back. Full-on shiny HD version of R2-Dalek2 & Cyber-3PO is here.



(MistaRoosta a massive cock, Thu 3 May 2012, 20:55, archived)
# Hello old person.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 May 2012, 20:56, archived)
# Wise person
I'm a wise person.
(MistaRoosta a massive cock, Thu 3 May 2012, 20:59, archived)
# this is marvelous :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 3 May 2012, 20:57, archived)
# wicked FX
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 May 2012, 20:58, archived)
# That's rather splendid :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 3 May 2012, 20:59, archived)
# that is fabulous :)
hello Ancient :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 3 May 2012, 21:00, archived)
# Bloody hell, the HD one is awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 May 2012, 21:01, archived)
# that's getting clicked
HARD
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 3 May 2012, 21:01, archived)
# Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 3 May 2012, 21:03, archived)
# Nicely done!
We have clicks added since your day & I have just used it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 3 May 2012, 21:10, archived)
# 10 years and you have never once used the 'I like this!' button.
Shameful.
(I helped save b3ta! Lovecraft tentacles and shit, Thu 3 May 2012, 21:11, archived)
# bah! where's the "unlike" button?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 3 May 2012, 21:17, archived)
# I'm off to start "liking" things right now
back in a bit
(MistaRoosta a massive cock, Thu 3 May 2012, 21:22, archived)
# You've got 30,000 pages of archive to spazz through
Edit: 30,000 to the very day that you last posted. How weird is that?
b3ta.com/board/archive/10512/
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 3 May 2012, 21:24, archived)
# haha, drunken miss columbho
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 3 May 2012, 21:35, archived)
# Just one more Minh
Edit: Now you say that, it probably is time for another change...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 3 May 2012, 21:36, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 3 May 2012, 21:42, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 3 May 2012, 21:48, archived)
# Freaky odd
(MistaRoosta a massive cock, Thu 3 May 2012, 21:43, archived)
# Also it's taken us exactly a year to do 1000 pages of archive
That's not a lot out of 40,000 pages across ten years.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 3 May 2012, 22:08, archived)
# I have now liked ten things
Feeling better about myself now. I will continue to like things in the future. I'm glad they make buttons that do that now.
(MistaRoosta a massive cock, Thu 3 May 2012, 21:53, archived)
# Please do stick around and post stuff as well
It was quite depressing seeing how busy /board used to be compared to now
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 3 May 2012, 21:57, archived)
# I will indeed
though there may be an amount of lurking for a while first so that I can get a feel for the place again.
(MistaRoosta a massive cock, Thu 3 May 2012, 22:01, archived)
# Though what was depressing for me
was to read back over some of my old posts and realise that I used to be a prick. Oh well.
(MistaRoosta a massive cock, Thu 3 May 2012, 22:16, archived)
# I was just thinking this last week upon my return
It used to be 10-12 pages of posts to go through each night, now it's three or so, and things seem a lot slower here, but the quality's still there. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 4 May 2012, 2:50, archived)
# The last time I was here
b3ta was just the board and the main page, I think. This wasn't even called the "main" board back then. Why would it be? See that up there where it says "talk board"? That used to be nothing but fields, far as the eye could see...
(MistaRoosta a massive cock, Thu 3 May 2012, 21:19, archived)
# Welcome back, chap
*Relurks*
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 3 May 2012, 21:15, archived)
# Well, you know what they say:
You'll never leave

(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Thu 3 May 2012, 21:17, archived)
# Excellent
That must have taken a while to do
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Thu 3 May 2012, 21:21, archived)
# Yes it took a while.
I won't say how long.
(MistaRoosta a massive cock, Thu 3 May 2012, 22:04, archived)
# i feel a disturbance in the force :)
w/y/h/p

the hd version is amazing
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 May 2012, 21:25, archived)
# Very nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 3 May 2012, 21:30, archived)
# cor blimey
worth coming out of hiding for
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 3 May 2012, 21:44, archived)
# Impressive.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 3 May 2012, 21:52, archived)
# nice one
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 3 May 2012, 21:56, archived)
# I'm off now for the night
It's been genuinely lovely to be back on here though! Thanks for all your replies. I'll be back tomorrow. Or if not tomorrow, maybe some time in 2021.
(MistaRoosta a massive cock, Thu 3 May 2012, 22:07, archived)
# O_O wow!!
*cries* ;D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 3 May 2012, 23:33, archived)
# COR! The full-on shiny version is a beauty.
Greetings o ancient one.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 4 May 2012, 1:32, archived)
# This is really rather good
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Fri 4 May 2012, 9:08, archived)
# Wow to the pic & wow to you being the person who joined b3ta immediately after me!
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Fri 4 May 2012, 12:19, archived)
# Wow indeed
I just looked at your profile yesterday wondering who had joined one the same day as me, and here you are! Now where's gabe?
(MistaRoosta a massive cock, Fri 4 May 2012, 21:19, archived)
# Nae bother, pal. Nice to have you back :)
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Sat 5 May 2012, 19:04, archived)
# Jennifer Aniston.. without the air brushing...
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Thu 3 May 2012, 20:44, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 May 2012, 20:45, archived)
# How does she etc
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 3 May 2012, 20:45, archived)
# ...like her parpfume.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 May 2012, 20:52, archived)
# *sniff*
smells like 3 day old tuna bake.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 May 2012, 21:28, archived)
# Also,
I'm sure I've seen her somewhere before
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 3 May 2012, 22:08, archived)
# This has reminded me of this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHjIXdXSYno&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 3 May 2012, 20:47, archived)
# yay trio!
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 3 May 2012, 23:40, archived)
# /obligatory still would
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 May 2012, 20:48, archived)
# this srsly wouldn't put me off either, have a woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 3 May 2012, 20:50, archived)
# Awful!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 3 May 2012, 21:09, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 3 May 2012, 21:17, archived)
# Everything looks normal here
Nicely
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 3 May 2012, 21:41, archived)
[challenge entry]
Don't tase me biro.
/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 3 May 2012, 19:47, archived)
# Shock pen shock pen
Stick-it-up-your-bot pen
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:48, archived)
# Best not to 'click' then.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:51, archived)
# Crossfit: Advanced level
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 3 May 2012, 20:21, archived)
# groan!
haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 May 2012, 19:52, archived)
# Sorry, but RIS?
...shortly to be followed by facepalm, no doubt
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Thu 3 May 2012, 20:04, archived)
# allow me...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/University_of_Florida_Taser_incident
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 May 2012, 20:07, archived)
# Ah so the "Don't tase me, biro".
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 May 2012, 20:11, archived)
# Phew! It's just a news story I missed then.
I was searching desparately for a pun in there somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Thu 3 May 2012, 20:13, archived)
# it was very memey back in the day
for Reddit/Digg types
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 May 2012, 20:15, archived)
# I had a go at it at the time. *peas*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 3 May 2012, 20:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Can I put a NWOT pea in here?
..from when the album came out and I kept reading the posters wrong:

(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Thu 3 May 2012, 20:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Yes, yes you can.
And woo it is too!

In fact, if you don't mind me piggybacking on your pea, this compo reminded me of something I sketched in a lecture in 2007:

Photobucket

Excuse my handwriting. The steps read as follows:
(1) Matchbox racer slides down slide (2) Car funneled down tube (3) Car falls into bowl of water (Fish irrelevant) (4) Penguin, startled by moistened vehicle, drops mars bar
(5) Barcode scanner activated by confectionary (6) Signal from scanner interpreted by science machine (7) Lamp switched on (8) Solar panel produces energy, thanks to new source of illumination (9) Teeny tiny motor powered by solar panel, driving convayor belt (10) Poker driven (11) Teetering jug toppled (12) Batter mix poured (13) Lovely pancakes

...(14)Profit.

Props to Plentyofants who made an animated version here:

b3ta.com/board/6872717
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 3 May 2012, 21:19, archived)
# SCIENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 3 May 2012, 22:03, archived)
# That's particularly woo
where/when can I buy one?
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Thu 3 May 2012, 22:03, archived)
[challenge entry] May mean more to B3tans of a certain age.
*Edit - it turns out I don't know much about flour-based corporate mascots. Apololols!

(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:43, archived)
# What's the Fred/biro connection?
(memory almost there but failing)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:45, archived)
# is it? I've never heard that before, coo!
there's nowt on wiki/the homepride site, just "Fred the flour grader"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:49, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:50, archived)
# Fred Biro
That was it, nothing more
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:52, archived)
# you can't leave us dangling like this
tell us more about Fred Biro. Does he have a wife? Does he like cheese?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 May 2012, 19:54, archived)
# He has scissors
Nice, nice scissors
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:56, archived)
# HE DOES HAVE A WIFE!
he bought the HTC phone case for her.

I still want to know about the cheese though. I can't see any evidence of any dairy-based reviews.

HE DOES HAVE A FRED BERO BOWLER HAT THOUGH! WTF IS GOING ON HERE?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 May 2012, 20:11, archived)
# His review of The Woman who Went to Bed for a Year is fantastic
0 out of 3 people found it helpful
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 3 May 2012, 20:34, archived)
# Also, he signs one of his reviews "John"
WHAT ARE YOU PLAYING AT FRED (IF THAT IS INDEED YOUR REAL NAME)?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 3 May 2012, 20:36, archived)
# Open here I flung the shutter, when, with many a flirt and flutter,
In there stepped a stately raven of the saintly days of yore.
Not the least obeisance made he; not a minute stopped or stayed he;
But, with mien of lord or lady, perched above my chamber door -
Perched upon a bust of Pallas just above my chamber door -
Perched, and sat, and nothing more.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:55, archived)
# *tabourines*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 May 2012, 19:56, archived)
# Poe Lols
And the Raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door;
And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming,
And the lamplight o'er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor;
And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor
Shall be lifted - nevermore!
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:57, archived)
# etc etc
`Prophet!' said I, `thing of evil! - prophet still, if bird or devil! -
Whether tempter sent, or whether tempest tossed thee here ashore,
Desolate yet all undaunted, on this desert land enchanted -
On this home by horror haunted - tell me truly, I implore -
Is there - is there balm in Gilead? - tell me - tell me, I implore!'
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 May 2012, 20:00, archived)
# This is the only poem I have committed to memory
...Not very helpful in romantic situations..... trufax
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 3 May 2012, 20:02, archived)
# I got halfway through memorising it, then thought "what's the point?"
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 May 2012, 20:03, archived)
# The end's the best bit anyway ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 3 May 2012, 20:07, archived)
# Annabel Lee on the other hand...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 3 May 2012, 20:29, archived)
# the story about the inferior scissors made me cry
but he has new ones now.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 May 2012, 19:53, archived)
# HomePbirode
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:46, archived)
# That might be a ... Hiro?
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 3 May 2012, 19:46, archived)
# He's the "Bero" guy right? Or have I dun a fuckup? O_o
.... I just kind of admired the idiotic optimism of the little Fisherprice-man-with-learning-difficulties chappie.
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:46, archived)
# 2nd place in the 13th Oregon Divisional Chainsaw Sculpting Championship!
www.odcsc.com/pages/results.php
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:49, archived)
# that's fred from Homepride flour
www.google.co.uk/search?aq=0&oq=Fred+the+flour&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=fred+the+flour+grader
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:50, archived)
# He's the Homepride man.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:56, archived)
# Maybe in your universe.......
.... Do they still have Opal fruits there or have they changed the name to "Cheap Sugary Disappointment Sweets"
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 3 May 2012, 20:00, archived)
# They changed Starburst back to Opal fruits in 2009
where the fuck are you living?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 May 2012, 20:01, archived)
# *beginning to hyperventilate
I think I may need a lie down for a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 3 May 2012, 20:03, archived)
# I liked "Chimpy-chompies"
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 3 May 2012, 20:05, archived)
# they did?
that's awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 4 May 2012, 1:37, archived)
# Indeed. There is no Be-Ro man
www.be-ro.com/

Nada.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 3 May 2012, 20:00, archived)
# hmmm
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZDXpWdBcSc
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 May 2012, 20:03, archived)
# Be-Ro doesn't have a mascot.
www.google.co.uk/search?q=Homepride+man&hl=en&safe=off&prmd=imvns&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=mteiT6KTBunH0QX7tMT3CA&ved=0CHMQsAQ&biw=1959&bih=1252
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 3 May 2012, 20:08, archived)
# so why did Fred Bero buy a bowler hat then??
www.amazon.co.uk/review/RDP5R8FSMOS1/ref=cm_cr_rdp_perm

if it wasn't to dress up as his namesake?


'memorial parade' is such an obvious smokescreen
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 May 2012, 20:23, archived)
# Fred 'Biro' whoever he is.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 3 May 2012, 20:24, archived)
# Fred Biro RIP
Your wiv Rdli now
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 3 May 2012, 20:38, archived)
# and jade and the angles
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 May 2012, 20:45, archived)
# Did the evil Multi-National Homepride conglomerate appropriate the Be-Ro guy in some
sordid takeover bid? There must be some reason why I think this figurine belongs to Be-Ro?
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 3 May 2012, 20:07, archived)
# Nope it's just people mixing up two different product references. Homepride was the little bowler hatted men
Be-Ro as far as I know never had a mascot.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 3 May 2012, 20:09, archived)
# Do you realise how much of a pillock this makes me look?
:p
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 3 May 2012, 20:11, archived)
# Not really I got the joke straight away :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 3 May 2012, 20:12, archived)
# You could say it was a late entry for Superheroes at Home(pride)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 3 May 2012, 20:14, archived)
# *Another* Moggy website?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:57, archived)
# hmmmm
www.sxc.hu/pic/m/v/vi/vixs/49544_bero_man.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 May 2012, 20:00, archived)
# I'd never heard of Be-Ro
perhaps lots fo people generally got them mixed uo, a bit like that advert that was for Electric Heating that everybody remembered as being for British Gas (or was it the other way rouind)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 May 2012, 20:09, archived)
# I always buy Be-Ro flour as a preference they also do a Be-Ro baking booklet
with recipes in for Scones an Pies and such.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 3 May 2012, 20:11, archived)
# is it available here in Blighty then?
it sounds Austaralyan
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 May 2012, 20:14, archived)
# Of course it's a British company
it might be a Northern thing but Be-Ro is very popular up this way.

www.be-ro.com/f_about.htm
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 3 May 2012, 20:17, archived)
# Definitely HomePride Be-Ro doesn't have a mascot.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 3 May 2012, 20:04, archived)
# mmmm...
Bero
also lol, pfft and titter
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:46, archived)
# Lacist.


De-ris
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:39, archived)
# As soon as I've finished one weetabix
I immediately want another one
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:41, archived)
# Arf! =)
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:42, archived)
# Hmmm, doesn't quite work
Because they're not called Weetablix.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:42, archived)
# ^this^
Which is a shame for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:43, archived)
# ^this^ is why I chose not to do the joke earlier
that and the racism ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:43, archived)
# It also seems to be missing an in-hand CDC
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:45, archived)
# it's customary for a second party to crudely draw that in usually
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:51, archived)
# hahahah... you mean the lacism shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:54, archived)
# Lacist!

and shouldn't it be LEETABRIX?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:52, archived)
# Brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:54, archived)
# tomorrow's Sun headline
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 May 2012, 19:55, archived)
# Tomollow's Sun Headrine?
Edit/ I should probably stop.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:56, archived)
# HARRO. I AM LUPERT MURDOCH!
FUCK YOU REVESON INQUILY!
I GO HOME NOW AND FUCK LEBECCA BLOOKS!!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 May 2012, 20:17, archived)
# Hahaha!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 3 May 2012, 20:19, archived)
# It's funny because its casually racist.
see it's funny because he's black
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Thu 3 May 2012, 20:02, archived)
# Brack?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 3 May 2012, 20:06, archived)
# Obma?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 3 May 2012, 20:22, archived)
# Eh?
They've been bought by a Chinese company -- a country who's spoken language has no difficulty in pronouncing both 'L's and 'R's correctly.

If you're going to make a pathetic racist joke about how a native speaker of another language has difficultly pronouncing English words, at least get the country correct.
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 4 May 2012, 1:03, archived)
# Velly Solly.
No seriously I am actually sorry, I was brought up on the Two Ronnies
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 4 May 2012, 8:38, archived)
# Celebrities and their pets #42981

Believe it or not, the bit on the left is NOT shopped in any way.
She is actually appearing at the Royal Opera House.

*wanders off muttering about what the world is coming to*
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:34, archived)
# People and their cars
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:51, archived)
# Ouch!
poor car
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Thu 3 May 2012, 20:02, archived)
# It's the first thing I made for b3ta, but I never posted it
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 3 May 2012, 20:16, archived)
# *gasp* I've posted everything I have ever made
ever being less than a years worth
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 3 May 2012, 20:31, archived)
# It's because there was a "People and their cars" bandwagon during my newbie-can't-post week
and by the time I could post the moment had gone
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 3 May 2012, 20:40, archived)
# phwoar! ann wouldecombe
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 3 May 2012, 20:37, archived)
# it's hotting up, like a late 70s disco

get your bids in asap, the later you leave it the more likely you'll miss out - there's still some cracking bargains to be had.
Click to peruse the Auction thread
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:13, archived)
# Am I being blind?
Do we know the current prices so we know if we have a chance of outbidding?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:20, archived)
#
b3ta.com/links/776596
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:27, archived)
# scroll to the bottom
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:28, archived)
# as Mu says, or just scroll down the Auction thread to the bottom

*edit - as emvee says
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:28, archived)
# Yeah, ignore my HELPFUL LINK
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:31, archived)
# Thank you for your HELPFUL LINK.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:35, archived)
# You should have ignored it. I licked it before posting.
Now your clicking finger is infected. I'd cut it off if I were you.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:36, archived)
# I didn't use my finger
So ner!
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:46, archived)
# haha, your cock is diseased
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:48, archived)
# It took me a while to get my head round the bidding system
It works like this: You bid the highest amount you would be prepared to go, i.e.: £75. But the current amount only goes up by one increment, so your highest bid wont be shown or known by anyone else. When the auction closes the person who put in the highest bid gets it at the final amount. So not nessarily their highest bid. Hence it's a 'blind,' auction.

I think that's right, Toasty?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:34, archived)
# yep that's the fella
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:38, archived)
# sounds pretty much the way ebay do it
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:42, archived)
# Only not automated so Toasty gets a headache whenever anyone bids.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:44, archived)
# pretty much
but its for charity so I have to grin and bear it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:45, archived)
# Sounds like a handy App would be in order.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 3 May 2012, 21:38, archived)
# So it's sort of like "b3ta 3bay"?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:44, archived)
# Have Gaz'd you
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 May 2012, 20:00, archived)
# Lully reminder :)
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 3 May 2012, 21:48, archived)
# "I faniced a change of scene today"
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Thu 3 May 2012, 18:07, archived)
# He's watching a taxi driver's funeral procession
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 3 May 2012, 18:09, archived)
# good giffage
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 3 May 2012, 18:18, archived)
# good goofage
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 3 May 2012, 21:48, archived)
# nobody seemed to notice the taxi driving through the bar
nicely done :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 3 May 2012, 18:19, archived)
# ^ Would
What... hang on!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 May 2012, 18:38, archived)
# The Emperor is less forgiving than I am....
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 3 May 2012, 18:05, archived)
# napoleon only had three fingers after the freak cd saber incident
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 3 May 2012, 18:17, archived)
# His hand looks like Cheeselets
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:07, archived)
# God I'm bored.
(I helped save b3ta! backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:56, archived)
# *officesnort*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:57, archived)
# can only be a better film
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:58, archived)
# Yum
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 3 May 2012, 17:11, archived)
# There is something terribly wrong with this Cornetto, isn't there?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 3 May 2012, 17:13, archived)
# Don't eat the ice cream
I melted it and did a shit at the bottom before refreezing it
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 3 May 2012, 17:13, archived)
# Bindun
But yours is much better.

(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Thu 3 May 2012, 17:18, archived)
#
A veitable volume of victuals, virtually valueless even to a viceroy.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 3 May 2012, 17:30, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 3 May 2012, 17:30, archived)
# Foodstuffs!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 3 May 2012, 17:45, archived)
# I see
a little Viennetta in the fridge..
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 3 May 2012, 17:51, archived)
# Scaramouche! Scaramouche!
Would you like a cornetto?
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Thu 3 May 2012, 18:47, archived)
# Dairy and gelatin
Very very fatt'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 3 May 2012, 18:56, archived)
# Walls!
A solero...
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:27, archived)
# A solero, a solero, calippo-oh-oh-oh
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 3 May 2012, 23:29, archived)
# It's very strange to see something on twitter before I see it on the board
I saw it and thought to myself that's a very b3tan picture - how glad I am to be right

Have a MASSIVE woo and that
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 3 May 2012, 18:19, archived)
# That's dessert...
Here's the main course

(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 3 May 2012, 21:11, archived)
# Hahaha!
I giggled.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 4 May 2012, 2:57, archived)
# Ministry Of Sound

Sorry Wildyles
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:47, archived)
# It actually hurts
as to how accurate this is.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:48, archived)
# are they just labelled randomly
like all Ministry of Sound compilations?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:55, archived)
# Hehehehehe
Sounds about right :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:57, archived)
# OONtss OONtss OONtss OONtss OONtss OONtss OONtss OONtss OONtss OONtss
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:08, archived)
# OUT NOW!
14 tracks of 'cats and boots'
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 May 2012, 20:01, archived)
# I have that cd
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 3 May 2012, 21:03, archived)
# Gah
I'd forgotten about Robert bloody Miles
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 3 May 2012, 17:03, archived)
# I quite like that tune
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 3 May 2012, 17:22, archived)
# It's not a bad tune, I think it was just horrifically overplayed
usually mixed into something by Enigma
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 3 May 2012, 17:25, archived)
# I guess so at the time
but now it makes me feel quite nostalgic
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 3 May 2012, 17:26, archived)
# Now I've found Enigma on youtube and I'm having a bit of a nostalgiafest myself
It is weird that songs I used to loathe when they came on the radio now make me feel quite wistful about the old days
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 3 May 2012, 17:32, archived)
# this modern stuff is just a racket
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 May 2012, 17:41, archived)
# I just downloaded Pulp's Different Class album
Now that will be a nostalgia joyride.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 3 May 2012, 17:47, archived)
# You sound like my brother's shower music when he was 14
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 3 May 2012, 17:44, archived)
# The terrifying truth is at last revealed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 3 May 2012, 17:15, archived)
# Not bowing to popular opinions
But Robert Miles Children is one of my favorite ever tracks. I was living in that Europe when it came out and I loved it and all other mid ninties euro trance and chillout music /bops around to Faithless, Funky Green Dogs and Sash!
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 3 May 2012, 18:28, archived)
# Paul van Dyk
One of many people who's career is based on a single delay effect
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 3 May 2012, 18:40, archived)
# I know
But I have seen him many times and he still makes me bounce, just like Tiesto and Armund Van Buran
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 3 May 2012, 18:46, archived)
# I've been regularly listening to Armin Van Buuren's A State Of Trance radio show for years now
superb stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 3 May 2012, 19:51, archived)
# If you like those,
try Orkidea, Finnish guy (I think). Bloody awesome. Radio Unity podcasts FTW
soundcloud.com/orkidea
(I helped save b3ta! loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Thu 3 May 2012, 20:38, archived)
# I am available for commissions
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:41, archived)
# Can you make it magenta?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:47, archived)
# I voted for the dog
he had a monocle
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:51, archived)
# that is an unfortunate political decision
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:52, archived)
# Awesome
This made me smile.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:50, archived)
# he'saclownthatcharliebrown
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 May 2012, 17:04, archived)
# that is where my username comes from :)
not that bald cnut with the dog
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Thu 3 May 2012, 18:22, archived)
# Lully biro fluffy
You could sell that as a Rosina Wachtmeister original :)
*clicks
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 3 May 2012, 17:08, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 3 May 2012, 17:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Olymbic Games 2012


big logo
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:36, archived)
# Bicman is yellow but his pens aren't
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:53, archived)
# he uses the yellow ink exclusively to dye his clothes
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 3 May 2012, 17:14, archived)
#
They used to be.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 3 May 2012, 17:31, archived)
# true
rather stylish in a seventies "brown is the new black" kind of way
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 3 May 2012, 17:49, archived)
# They do say the pen is mightier than whatever it's launched at from missle batteries round the backs of Central london houses
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:54, archived)
# Mental.
Awesome, but mental.

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:57, archived)
# Gripping stuff. - *click*
But totally hatstand... did the heady scent of Tippex help with the storyline in any way? :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Thu 3 May 2012, 17:01, archived)
# bolt from the blue
all started with the four-color biro olympic rings, then I had a spasm

[edit]: because when you unscrew a 4-colour biro, it looks like a minigun. Then the rest was, er, obvious.
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 3 May 2012, 17:07, archived)
# I use those all the time
and constantly unscrew the end to look at the minigun bit!
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 4 May 2012, 9:14, archived)
# 4-way pen LOLz
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 May 2012, 17:07, archived)
# Epic!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 3 May 2012, 17:52, archived)
# Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 3 May 2012, 18:24, archived)
# yes indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 May 2012, 19:38, archived)
[challenge entry] László Bíró-art
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:11, archived)
# Rdli?
RDLI!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:14, archived)
# RDLI?
Red dragons lack invisibility?
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:17, archived)
# RDLI HAKKIS
Sadly he died last month, but will forever be in our hearts.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:20, archived)
# Rdli Hakkis.
His work lives on in all of us.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:21, archived)
# Ris RDLI?
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:30, archived)
#
RDLI (maybe)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:35, archived)
# Oh jeez, I read about that woman this morning
but it wasn't until I saw the pics on the interwebs that I realised her poor daughter's a ginge
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:43, archived)
# Silly woman, her daughter's ginger
Gingers always burn and never tan. And if they did tan they'd look awful.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:45, archived)
# That's no RDLI !!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 3 May 2012, 16:17, archived)
# The source is Rdli.
This Biro fellow merely seeks greatness by association.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:20, archived)
# rdlibiro?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:21, archived)
# Beautiful, man.
*chokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Squits....in BIRO.

Hardest part of this challenge was actually finding a biro. I used to draw with them all the time, but about 7 or 8 years ago I found a really good brand or drawing pen, so, on the few occasions where I don't digitally ink something; I use one of those.
Found one stuck down the back of the sofa, along with a few tic-tacs, a 2007 TV guide and Shergar.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:03, archived)
# Big calves. Yiffery. Small stick figure thing.
All boxes ticked.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:09, archived)
# catering to all fronts this time
Ace

Always liked your rough biro inks a lot more than super clean photoshopped antics
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:09, archived)
# Calves and a half on her.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:09, archived)
# Fucking hell
Now I'm looking at the legs I can't stop chuckling
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 3 May 2012, 16:22, archived)
# Fucking hell
she could crack coconuts with those
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:30, archived)
# Sounds like an idea
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:32, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:44, archived)
# Well, now we know.
She isn't a Bond villainess in the making, is she?
Miss Mileena Kracksalot. Kills by thigh.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:47, archived)
# Onatop's got the monopoly on that one.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:50, archived)
# She was more a thighs-to-sides kind of lady
Scarlet would more jumps your shoulders, thighs round neck and twists.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:51, archived)
# a welsh matta hari
myfanwy craksnuts
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 May 2012, 20:08, archived)
# *winces*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:48, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 3 May 2012, 17:12, archived)
# Sketchy yet great attention to de tail
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 3 May 2012, 16:44, archived)
# Left 4 Dead draw off!
Grabbin' pills!


Jockey!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:00, archived)
# Epic slaughter!
And apologies - no time to join in, this week
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:02, archived)
# this is ace, and I love zombies, but I don't have a clue what left 4 dead is :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:02, archived)
# Only the best 4 player co-op shoot em up ever.
Rewards co-operative play, punishes lone wolf players. Lots and lots of infected to kill, stupid fast fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:06, archived)
# sounds good :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:08, archived)
# anyone who likes zombies games and hasn't played left 4 dead
needs to get left 4 dead and never play any other zombie games ever again
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVIdHPG0wYI

(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 3 May 2012, 17:24, archived)
# wow! that looks intense
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 3 May 2012, 17:35, archived)
# cheeky wee chevron
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 3 May 2012, 17:47, archived)
# The highlight for me is the comical 'clang' noise when you twat a baddie in the face with a frying pan.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 3 May 2012, 17:42, archived)
# I miss my axe
Never before in my life has the word "swathe" seemed so relevant.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 3 May 2012, 18:42, archived)
# man, I'm bored
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 3 May 2012, 17:48, archived)
# ah balls, got sidetracked
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Hello all!
Decided to pop in for a while today, got massive deadlines tomorrow.



Decided to kill two birds with one stone with this. Expect something a lot better in the coming week. :D

EDIT: Or even sometime tomorrow evening.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:03, archived)
# BLAM! BLAM! THOOM!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:08, archived)
[challenge entry] ok then, have a quicky :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:51, archived)
# Jockey!
Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:55, archived)
# Cool :D
Haven't played L4D for a while. It's what I'm usually on when I'm having a piss-up at a friend's house.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 3 May 2012, 17:12, archived)
# I haven't actually played it, but it sounds like my cup o' tea
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 3 May 2012, 17:16, archived)
# It's worth getting if you've got friends who are into the whole zombie thing. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 3 May 2012, 17:34, archived)
# Aw, poo. Didn't know there would be a zombie draw off!
*reposte*

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:07, archived)
# Didn't you do some How to Play L4D stuff?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:09, archived)
# No HTP, but there was a strip I did for a US games mag:

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:15, archived)
# I think you should do one.
I feel this most strongly.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:21, archived)
# Grabbin' pills
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:19, archived)
# Wuntch just happened
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 May 2012, 17:11, archived)
[challenge entry] reheat these peas for the comp
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:44, archived)
# Why not save a thread and post your repost in an existing thread next time?
/ helpful blog

(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:46, archived)
# or just edit them to be challenge entries
B3ta top tips
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:48, archived)
# To discourage sleepwalkers, try leaving drawing pins on the floor outside their bedroom.
Viz top tips
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:51, archived)
# I ruled out this option on the grounds that it would take several clicks to find it again
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:52, archived)
# that would have been exactly what they were expecting me to do
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:51, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:52, archived)
# Bloody beaut!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:59, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 3 May 2012, 15:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:00, archived)
# 4 EVA
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:01, archived)
# Still the greatest tribute pic, ever.
Kudos.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:03, archived)
#


Click for bigger (265 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:14, archived)
# Lest we forget.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:16, archived)
# Oh God
Dying here, LOLOL
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 4 May 2012, 3:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 3 May 2012, 16:03, archived)
# If only that were true, Captn.
*sighs*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:06, archived)
# He's confused Rdli with Gordon
Classic schoolboy error
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:17, archived)
# Wherever there is hope...
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 3 May 2012, 16:18, archived)
# Is it too late to claim a bindun?
sans biros, of course, but at least in the official CDC colour

(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Thu 3 May 2012, 18:40, archived)
# that's cold
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:59, archived)
# Modern American Gothic


(moistness, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:14, archived)
# That's blatantly Aniston
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:15, archived)
# And Brad Pitt
so this is at least a few year old
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:17, archived)
# The woman in American Gothic reminds me of Jennifer Aniston

Can you see it too?
(moistness, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:22, archived)
# Alice in Chains?
I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:28, archived)
# I can see a leeched image
is that what you mean?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:37, archived)
# Sort of
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:47, archived)
# Ha, totally.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:56, archived)
# Excellently done!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:17, archived)
# aha!
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:19, archived)
# russel howard hasn't aged well
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:23, archived)
# Brad Toro. Benicio Del Pitt??
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:27, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Thu 3 May 2012, 14:35, archived)
# corr! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 May 2012, 14:38, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 May 2012, 14:39, archived)
# Paddy Ashdown.
Woo, also.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 3 May 2012, 14:39, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 3 May 2012, 14:41, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 May 2012, 14:45, archived)
# Paddy Ashdown, the noted killer* and politician
* killing not proven at time of going to print
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 3 May 2012, 14:53, archived)
# You're thinking of his evil twin
Baddy Ashdown
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 3 May 2012, 14:55, archived)
# Hee hee
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 3 May 2012, 14:57, archived)
# It's Pants-Down
silly
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 3 May 2012, 22:38, archived)
# lovely
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 May 2012, 14:41, archived)
# delightfully smug.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 3 May 2012, 14:55, archived)
# Question is
is he doing the crossword, or is he drawing beards and willies on pictures of politicians?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 3 May 2012, 14:56, archived)
# If he's reading the Evening Standard and he's anything like me
He's just writing the word "SHIT" in big letters across each page
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:06, archived)
# And then sending it back to the publishers,
along with a cover letter saying you've made some "helpful notes" on things that are wrong with the paper?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:09, archived)
# Yeah, I've had to stop reading the Standard lately
...after they asked me not to
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:10, archived)
# He's doing the crossword.
But he's making every answer 'croissant' even if it doesn't fit.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:08, archived)
# VZZZBX
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:09, archived)
# Harold the Ironmonger. Remember?
We ate his dog.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:26, archived)
# Bloody hell, that's a bit good!
* Clicks so hard his knob falls off
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:19, archived)
# that's smugtastic :)
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:32, archived)
# ooooo...
very nice
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:46, archived)
# Oh my,
That's rather good.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:46, archived)
# Smug!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:10, archived)
# :-O
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! revolution now 👊, Thu 3 May 2012, 14:29, archived)
# RIS?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 3 May 2012, 14:30, archived)
#
cumbox

Edit: Check /links too
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! revolution now 👊, Thu 3 May 2012, 14:32, archived)
# Cannot unthink
Pass the mind bleach
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 3 May 2012, 14:37, archived)
# please describe what it is as i have no intention of clicking that link
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 3 May 2012, 14:44, archived)
# Link is safe
But contains link to images of cumbox
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 3 May 2012, 14:45, archived)
# Gak!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 3 May 2012, 14:40, archived)
# Fucking hell, though
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 3 May 2012, 14:44, archived)
# diturbing quote:
"EDIT 3: Fuck, this really exploded. ~20,000+ views of my cum box. Did not expect this."

THE FUCK?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 3 May 2012, 14:49, archived)
#
Did not expect this LOL totally trolled all of you
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:12, archived)
# ok, seen the replies, i'm not clicking on that.
no sirree.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 May 2012, 14:52, archived)
# hahahahahahha, that is fucking awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 3 May 2012, 14:56, archived)
# ris?
*filesnames* nope, still no idea

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 May 2012, 14:31, archived)
# There's a thread on reddit you do NOT want to read
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 3 May 2012, 14:57, archived)

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