ooh ah a little bit FUCK

but I figure you've all suffered enough from me tonight. XD

Top shelf!

Sad and wonderful.

one two

News that has to be giffed. Possibly in numerous ways.
#1 The Race.

Also: soundtrack is "The Race" by Yello.

I'd vote Penguin. Lib Dems have sold out. I just refuse to vote now as there is no real choice.

Living Muppets son and dad. We are all in this together. Officially the rich get richer while we all pay then to do this and pay for their failure.

and if it comes to it, they'll do anything to protect it.

but sad

Pongoo!! also saw that Egg got an egging :D

and look at the penguin's cute little waddle. This gets more and more harrowing each time it plays.

Extreme even by avian standards

great rofls. posting on facefuck

vote penguin for change!

Loved reading about this

/fail guys

Stop cocking about and get back to fighting the Sith.

Needs more flying off the screen to the left...
and could you make that a bit bigger, I haven't got my glasses...

Don't EVER leave us mate :)

:)

i mean - why did it do that?

going by the original vid and the cat just got all overenthusiastic, I'd say

LOL for that!

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Finished uni yesterday (just gotta wait for my portfolio to be marked), so begins 4 months of doing fuck-all. Well... a little more than fuck-all, but yeah.

The outline for this was done in biro, but whether I should compo it or not... I'll let you lot decide.

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EDIT: Point taken. Don't expect much more of this in future. FUCK THAT

in less than 10 words, explain why you are obsessed with drawing animals with mammaries. Your parents are worried and asked me to ask.

but she had a malfunction or something.

and bald?

Fair enough.

guilty conscience?

I mean, if you really want to, I'll stop posting this sort of stuff on here, go somewhere else with it.

Fuck knows where, like.

Although I'm sure Moggy and JJ could point you to some animals with tits forums, it's clearly a common fetish

you can't please everyone, especially when what you're drawing is a bit odd

Still gonna cut down on the furry-ness a bit.

That gasmaskskullface thing was pure brilliance

I've had more slings and arrows thrown at me here than I care to remember.

Edit: Probably why I'm so shit at drawing.

oh

*puts arrows and slings back in box*

Don't matter really.

*sniff*

carry on posting your art, it's very good

HappyToast would never grumble about your pictures again!

(On a serious note, I don't think HT meant any harm by that "in less than 10 words..." comment -- I'd just take it as making fun of furries on the internet because it's a long-standing tradition.)

I wouldn't think them the sort to pay any attention to those cards in phonebooths.

He tried to turn it off, but the people in the TV said that they would hurt him if he didn't turn it back on.

in the "If you have been affected by any of the issues..." bit after an apisode about furries.

I've been trying to get JJ's mum through her crippling disappointment for 5 years now, Bourbon Fox's parents are new customers.

And that people impersonate him.

NO REALLY

They do :D

You like to draw your fave character. Don't change. You put up enough worthwhile commentary and support on this board so don't feel guilty about posting your stuff, okay?

If this year of uni has taught me anything, it's that I'm too unassertive, too passive. Basically, I need to grow a pair. XD

In any case, I need to get some sleep; it's just gone past 3 over here =_= nighty night, all!

no really

post it

no matter what is done on here, someone will be offended, so why give a poop, unless it's not an actual photograph of an RTA victim covered in runny shit while Jeanette Crankie rubs herself against them really any complaints are just internet wees.

But you're right, it's impossible to please everybody.

in that vein!



^__^

I mean, what is that? A plunger? A severed human ear on a stick?

(It's all I could think of to rhyme. :S)

*sings under breath*

:) I like it.

there goes THAT drawing *scrunches up paper into a ball and tosses into bin*

surely it's better just to draw humans with tits..? :)

I don't get many comments or complaints, so make of that what you will.

That's just weird. :P

But yeah, I need to stray away from yifftits for a while, methinks.

At least on here, fuck knows who'd want me posting all this shit. XD

furries are no worse than the countless shit i've made involving freebase, and a generally whole a load more talented as well...

Your fox lady also seems to be enjoying some time off

Would

but if it involves a yiffy flounce, I'm all for it :D

If there's one thing I appreciate, it's over the top awesomeness... like this.



I rather much enjoyed that challenge. :)

The variety of stuff posted here is what drew me to b3ta in the first place

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Are they going to moonpig.com

no.

Nicely done!

and not an un-fresh prince of cheesy bellend....

Fresh

his glans would not be pink.

Still would

In other news Holly Wobbly-Willoughby is on TV and looking fit as f*ck!

cleavage :D

;)

just like that

And I just like this. Lovely CDC action

when I was looking for images of Boris laughing
there were surprisingly few pics to choose from as he normally has a big daft grin :D

50:50

Oh look, no socks.

yes, it is very bad ;)

Yes, I imagine it is. Only been there once. It rained a lot.

It's like an eighth of Manchester or Liverpool. An eighth that is full of charity shops and takeaways.

Their vocalist was called Preston. He is a twerp. He once flounced off the set of Never Mind the Buzzcocks because they were taking the piss out of his wife.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHJgFJTEHLI

Picked up a copy of the Metro on the train yesterday, and my puerile humour and limited image manipulation urges kicked in.

White dog turd on his head!

Also, is he doing it on a giants' golf course?

of the Cone Brigade

ooooo, my tummy's really starting to hurt, time to go home and take my medicine :(
'bye all!

*sneaks in repost for compo*

CFB
A homage to The Neville I drew whilst bored out my mind in a call centre.

and talking of things getting sucked in, I really do have far too many words that need writing to be browsing amusing pictures

Told my medic girlfriend this in joke format she didn't get it. Turns out a Biro is a medical instrument.

decided I'd have my first go at making a gnops...

this is the deadest it's been in a while

and thanks!

what with the snooker being on and all

Good to see you about at all though

i've been so busy lately, it's ridiculous!

because i haven't got one

It'd be ridiculous of you expect one of them to have the time for you to have one...

and try one of my cider lolly ices

I make (Lambrini cheep replica stuff) and cider into ice cubes in summer, to keep my drinks cold, so it doesn't go all watery with plain water ice cubes!

i don't mind a drop(bottle) of lambrini/cassini myself

Just wish it didn't rot my stomach!

if i ever manage it, i'll be comatose for about a month!

Although I'm just about to start abstaining for a couple of weeks unfortunately :-(

then no booze for 6 weeks before or after :(

Look on the bright side though, all the money you save will be waiting in the bank for a nice holiday or big shopping trip when it's all over :-)

Edit, the stopping isn't that bad either, I'v drunk to drunkeness every night for the past 12 years, I stopped a couple of weeks ago for a whole week, at the end of the week I didn't miss it, but then stupidly started again, so have now got to stop from scratch again...

I guess that would then be a reason to do it with cheap stuff

i've got half a dozen lolly ices waiting to be eaten!

If something contains a lot of alcohol thought, it just won't freeze in a nomal domestic freezer...

It's a pity I don't have a freezer

get on freecycle.com for a free one ;-)

but I hardly used it, so when it broke down wasn't worth replacing. And it's probably not worth it just for the benefit of making gin lollies.

Anything is worth it for a gin Lolly!

that isn't as cold

and that's that

this is good gnops :)

But does anyone know why they're called 'gnops' ?

EDIT: dictionary.mictoboy.co.uk/define/gnops/

It was fun to do and kept me awake

Opinionated twunt.

And I'm glad it's not just me who thinks it's deader than usual around the place. Must be sleeping in day or something. Nice work DMC.

The more of his face I removed, that happier he looked

also, I seem to remember this animated

it's a bit too subtle though

and that's a fine Gnops-basse sans nez

Nicely

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Bitchin'

That's a whole lot of fo' shizzling predicted. Must be some kind of front rolling in.

Fo' shizzle - drizzle?

but at least you also give us a pic

Looks crappier than it is, as optimised to hell so didn't want to start a new thread.

I can't say it hasn't taken a while, on and off, but the large version is quite striking. (if you like that kind of thing)

Reminds me of time-lapse photos of car taillights on a road or something, or neon, very city-like. You are a babe, you know that?

I look a lot better in photoshop than when surrounded by Real Life though ;)

Young creative team back in the '80s took their book to show a creative director at a London ad agency. The CD proceeded to look through the book using a Sooty puppet to turn the pages in complete silence. When he'd finished he moved the puppet to his ear, looked at the young team and said "Sooty doesn't like it". End of meeting with a complete cunt.
(True story - I won't repeat his name because I can't bloody remember)

really? that's fucking fantastic if it's true. thats the shit i'd do just to fuck with peoples minds. CEOs just ain't the same no more...

if he didn't like their work some constructive criticism would have been far more helpful instead of making himself look like a complete prick

Farewell gift for one of our French students at work, a pic of his Labrador retriever, Bouchon. This one done on proper pastel paper for a change. :D

I mean, nice drawing! :D

I'm probably gonna start on something today; finished uni yesterday, so I've got TONS of free time now.

thanks Fox. I'm still doing assignments here, not much drawing going on, not serious stuff anyway, but I do like the little funtime ones I get to do here, breaks the monotony! You finished Uni? For good or for the year? Either way, well done :)

then I'm done for about 4 months :D
I should probably get a small job over Summer; there's a lot I wanna do this year.

Doing Diploma in Occupational Health and Safety here. Cool stuff, but after 2yrs, I'm over it. Another six months and I'm FREEEEEE! Plus they'll pay me more and I get to put some letters after my name *rolls eyes* not that I will.

That'd be awesome, no letters after my name, sadly :(

You made me laugh, Disco, in a good way.

I was considering sticking with graphic design like I did in college, but I felt I needed to improve my drawing a bit.

* draws glasses on with a biro

Pretty sure this is far too obvious but he might like it.

:)

I'm getting a puppy dawg today!!
:D

It will be way cute no matter what it is.

What brand?
Pics please!

:D

Ha. Very good :) *clicks this*

Nicely done, I was half expecting it to disappear! :D

i just ate my own weight in Broke E. coli :(

No shirt, no shoes, no dice!

:(

RIP

on the Red square


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erm.

By the looks of the front, I thought it was a giant slug!

actually

Or should I say sublime?

Either way, lovely!

it can swim through concrete

Today, I have done some Biro characters, in Biro..
De-RIS

looking at London with my arms crossed, shaking my head

Love it! :D
Just about to sit down to dinner here and stuff myself with Tandoori chicken

I think it was supposed to be the Loch Ness Monster

:)

I will leave these here for you... Todays "Stars in reasonably good Vags" are; Richard E. Grant & Michael Palin.



While todays "I would have been a star, even if my dad wasn't so famous", are; Taylor-Ann Hasselhoff & Brooke Hogan.

so I love the Michael Palin one, but these are all very good.

fingermouseclick

Fuck yeah!

This is a very playful way to educate the children on the different kinds of animal poop

giggle from someone old enough to remember.