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[challenge entry] Geoffrey didn't look like the rest of his friends and he never knew why.
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:20, archived)
# Did you know that
the Greek word for giraffe is a composite of the words for camel and leopard.
/useless facts blog
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:27, archived)
# Hgngngngn I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SAY THIS
Cameleopard!
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:31, archived)
# êáìçëïðÜñäáëç
Why did I not know this before?

Edit: OK so the board can't display greek letters.
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:31, archived)
# it's maybe just the subject line that can't
and woo to the καμήλα!
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:45, archived)
# or is it a...
καμηλοπάρδαλη?
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:13, archived)
# Ooh
nice one
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:30, archived)
# Ta.
I'm migrating from Fireworks to Photoshop and the number of features is freaking me out.
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:35, archived)
# just make it up as you go along
there are many way of skinning a cat in photoshop.
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:42, archived)
# Yeah
use the slice tool

BWAHAHAHA!
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:47, archived)
# kitten/skateboard
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:35, archived)
# ^ Spotty Twat
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:53, archived)
# Can you imagine a giraffe throwing up?
That's got to be the most uncomfortable thing in the world
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:55, archived)
# It's nice to be drawing something other than Odd-Fish again.

Here is a smiteful deity. Smiting.

Jasper Fforde
Click for greater wrath.



(, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:12, archived)
# Godspeed You! Black Emperor
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:14, archived)
# Lifting skinny fists etc.
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:15, archived)
# + full throttle
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:17, archived)
# Also,
Noi Tai Dar is now loose
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:30, archived)
# Nicely!
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:15, archived)
# crikey
i bet your ruler got some action on this pic! Nice hand laz0rs!
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:18, archived)
# No rulers!
I don't use rulers. Freehand only.
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:43, archived)
# madness!
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:44, archived)
# Nice smitin'
reminds me of Charlton Heston in The Ten Commandments
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:24, archived)
# That's what I was going for.
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:44, archived)
# BIBLICAL
and very nice
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:26, archived)
#
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:45, archived)
# Those lines of impending force are amazingly rendered!
Outstanding and wonderful in Biblical proportions into the bargain.
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:32, archived)
# s'mighty good
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:10, archived)
# Leave the nukes alone!
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:28, archived)
[challenge entry] "Over here master Luke!"
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:56, archived)
# I bet he's warm wearing all that
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:57, archived)
# Camel are used to it
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:25, archived)
# Excellent!!
Ning Q! :)
*click*
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:00, archived)
# Cheers sir
I thought I'd get that out of the way before you ;)
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:26, archived)
# And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:06, archived)
# I have no ideas of my own for this comp but I'm loving everyone else's
This is brilliant by the way.
*click*
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:14, archived)
# nicely done
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:53, archived)
# woo-mp rat
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:08, archived)
# Tekkers Chainsaw Massacre
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:32, archived)
#
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:34, archived)
# ha ha, my nan used to wear that masscara
until I killed her and made her skin into a lampshade.
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:43, archived)
# Awww, that's nice.
So much better than just burying her.
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:05, archived)
# She was a huge Ed Gein fan.
It's what she probably would have wanted.
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:28, archived)
# Tesco Chainstore Mascara?
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:54, archived)
# Love this. I want to animate the bristles, chainsaw-style
but I can't be arsed
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:58, archived)
# !
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:06, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:05, archived)
[challenge entry] "My shout luv"
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:23, archived)
# Yes!
This!

[edit] and obligatory Sylvia Sims insta-would
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:24, archived)
# Syms, not Sims
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:42, archived)
# Still would
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:44, archived)
#
would wood
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:45, archived)
# Yep, if she popped a nice thick jumber on.
Yep, if she popped a nice thick jumber on.
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:10, archived)
# ^ This

(, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:47, archived)
# Carlsberg?
Tastes like camel's piss
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:44, archived)
# haha, nicely done
This reminds me of this Harp advert back in Ireland in the 90's. www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=Ou204dQbKwc
(Camel appears at the very end)
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:53, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
:D
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:00, archived)
# I used to love TerraHawks!
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:02, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:22, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Nice one.
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:06, archived)
# yes
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:53, archived)
# hahaha! great!
have a click!
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:54, archived)
# Bwahahahah!
Oh it's so good to see all these familiar faces/names still posting
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:11, archived)
# Hurrah!
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:13, archived)
# click you have
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:19, archived)
# For some reason, I managed to still haven't seen that film

Should I y/n?
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:21, archived)
# Tricky one
It's a bit marmite
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:24, archived)
# So's your mum


;)™
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:25, archived)
# Hahahaha
Basically it's a bit of a slow builder and it's trying to be "epic" in tone - your mileage may vary
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:27, archived)
# Okay, I'll go it a go soon then
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:07, archived)
# Yeasty!
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:57, archived)
#
marmite shit
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:35, archived)
# Well I didn't like it either
but a lot of my friends who are into cinema thought it was great
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:45, archived)
# Huzzah
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:36, archived)
# Very good :)
Haven't seen the bloody movie either
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:57, archived)
# haha, bindun thought this had
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:58, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Lovely!
Mind if I drop a repost or two here?

(, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Whooa-ooh-ooh-oh Camelflage,
He was an awfully strange marine...

(, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:10, archived)
# I love that song!
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 18:41, archived)
# Only if I can...

(, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:13, archived)
# Yikes!!!
I am aroused by this
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:26, archived)
# You wana date?
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:54, archived)
# Not another Camel Tow pic
Nicely done by the way
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:59, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:25, archived)
# pfft!
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:46, archived)
[challenge entry] I control the spice!
Photobucket
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:36, archived)
# Too Brown
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:48, archived)
# The mice control the spice
and the lice rule the rice!
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:51, archived)
# mmm...nice!
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:43, archived)
# Then you control the universe..
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:14, archived)
# Somebody already took control of the Spice. :)



(, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:55, archived)
[challenge entry] What a Bastard...
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 8:56, archived)
# Snap!

(, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:35, archived)
# Seams OK
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:44, archived)
# HA
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:59, archived)
# The continuing saga of Tit-Frog...
Today, he is on Holly Valance, Phil Silvers & Hanna Verboom.


(Optimised to teh fuck...)
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 7:20, archived)
#
Tit frog! :D
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 8:00, archived)
# Yes...
David Attenborough discovered it a couple of days ago.
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 8:04, archived)
# 's what I want to be when I grow up
David Attenborough.
Or a tit frog.
Either really.
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 8:10, archived)
# Ha ha ha...
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 8:55, archived)
[challenge entry] 'nings
on your hooves, soldier
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 8:42, archived)
# Is that Polished Turd I hear???

(, Fri 11 May 2012, 8:58, archived)
#
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 4:23, archived)
# DRINK!!!
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 5:32, archived)
# Fucking swearhats
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 8:39, archived)
[challenge entry] cow-mel


and yes, it can clearly be milked.
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 1:13, archived)
# and she clearly seems to be enjoying having her titties squeezed by the lovely oriental lady
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 1:40, archived)
# who doesn't?
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 1:52, archived)
[challenge entry] i really did spend too much time on this!!
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 0:55, archived)
# Oh no
I'm not clicking that
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 1:05, archived)
# bugger..
i wish i'd actually thought of doing THAT!!!
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 1:09, archived)
# (there's still time)
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 1:40, archived)
# they're my friends!
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 1:14, archived)
# Hahaha
nice one
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 2:09, archived)
# Hooray!
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 2:10, archived)
# user photos
o_0
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 2:12, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 2:23, archived)
#
*subscribes anyway*
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 8:07, archived)
# Solid work
But I won't click until you've rerecorded the song as well.
Oh, alright then. *click*
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 7:45, archived)
# pfft...
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:07, archived)
# Yay for the oddly-shaped computer hero of yesteryear!
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:46, archived)
# *subscribes like a motherfucker*
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:55, archived)
# woo!
skiing was first computer game I ever played

yours fondly,
Mr J R Hartley
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:06, archived)
# haha :D
*you've missed a teeny tiny bit though.. quick, edit!
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:17, archived)
# I'm a clicking
good work and worth the effort!
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Camel Miranda?
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 0:29, archived)
# Phwoar!
.
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 0:36, archived)
# I never knew a camel could be so sexy.
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 0:42, archived)
# Those big tongues, just imagine.
They'd lick through the skin and down to the gristle before you could move.
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 0:49, archived)
# 80 grit
What better timing than this for an I love Camels post.
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 0:58, archived)
# Hahaha
That works so well
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:28, archived)
[challenge entry] "DIVE, MY CAMEL-MEN!!"


P.S. Cheers, Clay, for the jet.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 23:02, archived)
# Nice tits
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 23:03, archived)
# Why, you will surely make me blush, Mr Darcy!
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 23:05, archived)
# *standard answer for when i ris
Also makes people look for boobies
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 23:12, archived)
# Tiny camels.
Tiny attacking camels.

Tiny attacking airborne camels.

Tiny attacking airborne camels led by Brian Blessed.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 23:17, archived)
# *slaps self around head
*gets it
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 23:19, archived)
#
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 0:34, archived)
# ETERNAL SHUDDERING FUCK
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 1:59, archived)
#
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 23:45, archived)
#
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 0:18, archived)
# One of my faves.
Reminds me of zardoz.
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 0:38, archived)
# Or Teletubbies.
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:58, archived)
# I'm going to have to ris on this
what's the camel/lucozade connection?
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 8:27, archived)
# None.
Rather than being "revived" the honed male dancer is now being attacked by a fleet of almost microscopic ships-o-the-desert. Extremely clever and VERY well executed. Took me almost half an hour. Time which I won't get back. Are you happy, Happy?
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:59, archived)
# I just dont trust em for some reason..
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 22:55, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 22:57, archived)
# fucking hell cameron looks like a serious killer
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 23:02, archived)
# Whilst searching for sauces...i have noticed that from certain angles Camerons nose looks like it is growing a prehensile bellend
..Whatever prehensile means
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 23:05, archived)
# hahaha
great new insult: 'you're such a prehensile bellend!'
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 23:25, archived)
# You could zip up your fly with no hands if you had a prehensile cock.
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 0:41, archived)
# noses are very difficult
/DS9
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 23:28, archived)
# That's just the rest of Cameron growing from his nose, isn't it?
He is one complete prehensile bellend (and that is definitely my favourite insult of the week - love it).
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:15, archived)
# He looks like Lee Mack
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 2:01, archived)
# hahah this
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:12, archived)
# /talk regulars?
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 23:09, archived)
# hahha
Well spotted sir!
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 23:11, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 23:21, archived)
# lee mack on the right?
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 23:11, archived)
# FUCKING hell...now you mention it...
Lee mack is a cross between Brady and cameron SPOOOOOKY
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 23:14, archived)
# chris walker (pre bells palsy) on the left
british superbike regular
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 23:55, archived)
# i seen it.
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 1:17, archived)
# PISS
EVERYWHERE
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 2:01, archived)
# Haha - nicely!
.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 23:15, archived)
# Oooof!
To Hull with you!
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 23:42, archived)
# D'oooh fucking hell! XD
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 23:46, archived)
# Ohhhhh fuck
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 23:57, archived)
# Ouch, so wonderfully nasty.
so wonderfully nasty.:D

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 23:59, archived)
# ;Shopped pictures only, please
on a related note, much woo
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 23:49, archived)
# Oh fuck, that's a cracker!
that's a cracker!Here's some other political fuckmoors...

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 23:53, archived)
# I forget which is whic.but the one on the left fits absolutely perfect.
The one on the right,,,,how the fuck did he become leader of the Labour party? His eyes are WAy too close together and he sounds like a fucking mong when he opens his gob. 100% unvotable come General Election time.
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 0:02, archived)
#
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 0:20, archived)
# Woah.
That is rather fantastic. Have a click.
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 1:57, archived)
# Crooks!
and a click
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 2:09, archived)
# lol at cameron
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 4:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Travelling in style baby!
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 22:44, archived)
# haha stretch
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 22:56, archived)
# They off to see baby jesus and explain how the camel evolved into a three seater...
...
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 23:01, archived)
[challenge entry] masters of disguise.......note how it blends seamlessly into the background
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 22:10, archived)
# superb
I especially like the eye
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 22:17, archived)
# nicely done!
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 22:32, archived)
# If I squint I can just about make it out...

Sneaky bastards.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 22:46, archived)
# Most woosome
Have a clicky
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 23:02, archived)
[challenge entry] can I pearost this for the compo ?

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 23:07, archived)
# haha smug bastard :D
even his genitals have vanished..
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 23:11, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 23:57, archived)
# you come and goooooo
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 0:19, archived)
# Fffffffff LOL
You get a click for that. Very stylish
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:14, archived)
# I was waiting for
Camel-camel-camel-camel-camel-cameleon
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:05, archived)
# same
here
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 16:02, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 19:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Geri Halliwell Full Body Workout 1997
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 21:42, archived)
# humpyspice
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 21:49, archived)
# The Bactrian Body Groove
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 21:52, archived)
# 'Shopped gifs only please...
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 21:53, archived)
# would
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 21:56, archived)
# Have
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 22:01, archived)
# That's my wife you're talking about.....
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 22:02, archived)
# he did more than talk ...
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 22:26, archived)
# what Addicted said...:D
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 22:12, archived)
# is she singing
gob on you? :D
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 22:29, archived)
# oh yes
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 22:34, archived)
#
your mum smells of shit
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 23:08, archived)
# Bindun?
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 21:35, archived)
# Why is it always....
* Oh whatever
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 5:34, archived)
# Mindpiss :)
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:15, archived)

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