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[challenge entry] I can't spell lemacq and this pic is cack
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 17:10, archived)
# You could at least have 'shopped the photo of Lamacq
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 17:38, archived)
# I didn't realise how pretty he was until I googled him
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 17:43, archived)
# Evet's camel looks saucy...
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 18:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Camel Spider.
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 17:04, archived)
# YOU NEED ME
YOU NEED ME YOU NEED ME YOU NEED ME YOU NEED ME YOU NEED ME YOU NEED ME YOU NEED ME YOU NEED ME
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBsdWW7MOew
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 17:07, archived)
# Great. Now
I won't sleep.
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 17:10, archived)
# UOuhaouahuhuhuhu
*fears*
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 17:17, archived)
# Snap.
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 17:34, archived)
# Naaaaaaaaaaaah.
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 18:15, archived)
# I'd be happier if real spiders looked like that...
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 18:06, archived)
# What?!
You mean you wish they were as big as camels? Imagine the structural damage they'd do with their web-building activities!
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 17:51, archived)
# 12345 posts


It's as good an excuse as any to get naked
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:29, archived)
# Is he showing his cock off to the sky?
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:30, archived)
# perhaps he's showing off the sky to his cock
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:34, archived)
# Big dark wet tunnel
I had to show my cock what it would be like to make sex with Katie Price
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:43, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:55, archived)
# Congrats on your "the kind of combination an idiot would have on his luggage" milestone!
and also on achieving such a godlike pose
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:30, archived)
# Happy numbers in a row day!
Next one on 123,456?
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:31, archived)
# I'll be naked again long before that
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:32, archived)
# Woo!
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:33, archived)
# Hooray!
Why is it always tunnels in your posts?
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:36, archived)
# ^
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 18:14, archived)
# Bet it's a Freudian thing
Tunnels, birth canal...
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 18:58, archived)
# So not only do you lurk around dingy tunnels and sewers
you do it in the buff....
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:36, archived)
# it's the only way to play
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:38, archived)
# THERE CAN BE ONLY OOOOONE!
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:40, archived)
# World's most powerful ejaculation to blame for hole in tunnel roof, say experts
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:45, archived)
# Yay!
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:48, archived)
# Nice figure….
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:50, archived)
# Congratulations!
Have a bear :)
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:56, archived)
# this really happened
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 17:00, archived)
# I think you were slightly mean to keep taunting it like that
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 17:01, archived)
# cock bears are on the increase
Be careful when you go out naked
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 17:04, archived)
# It wasn't intentional, it's a conflict of personalities
They're polar opposites.
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 19:00, archived)
# Well it looks like a cock, only smaller?
Congrat PP!
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:56, archived)
# haha yeah*, and where is the click for bigger?? eh? eh?
*woo
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 23:51, archived)
# Frank Drebin says
I love it!
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 17:25, archived)
# Nice one =]
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 17:26, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 2:04, archived)
# Yay, are you wearing kinky boots or have you just got long socks on?
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 18:15, archived)
# Kinky boots
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 19:04, archived)
# Are they your real buttocks?
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 22:57, archived)
# thought he looked like the getty buttocks man
no 30 of 60..
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 0:24, archived)
# HIS ASS
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 4:43, archived)
[challenge entry] CAMEL!
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:00, archived)
# haha camel raptor
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:07, archived)
# I wasn't aware that camels were predators
in fact I don't actually know what camels eat
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:21, archived)
# Sand.
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:23, archived)
# Plankton
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:28, archived)
# Chips
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:36, archived)
# Penguins
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:48, archived)
# Smaller camels
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 17:00, archived)
# Ghee
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 19:29, archived)
# Your mum!
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 19:35, archived)
# this is a run down of my reaction to this
right... what's this... what a boring p- oh! hahahaha!
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:23, archived)
# tastey treats!
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 18:19, archived)
# hahaha :D
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 23:46, archived)
[challenge entry] 80s pop quiz RIS anyone?
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:52, archived)
# Culture Club?
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:54, archived)
# Mince and prepare some korma cameLion?
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:55, archived)
# in YOUR cultu- oh
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:24, archived)
# You should animate it
so he comes and goes
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:54, archived)
# That's my plan for tonight.
The coming and going. Not the animation.
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:57, archived)
# Do you really want to hurt me?
Oh, and *spang*. :-)

He looks quite friendly, actually.
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:54, archived)
# Indeed. The source art was a very charismatic looking camel.
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:57, archived)
# I think it's
κάρμα καμήλα λιοντάρι
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:55, archived)
# Apostrophe abomination
Punctuation hybrid
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:01, archived)
# Unlikely crossbreed watches cubist sperm aerial display team
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:06, archived)
# I love that band.
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:31, archived)
# good work.
also - spang!
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:16, archived)
# comma comma comma comma comma big cat
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:21, archived)
# With a big camel face.
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:28, archived)
# Liamal
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:31, archived)
#
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:24, archived)
# It's not as funny as it used to be.
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:27, archived)
# That was years ago?
Are you another one storking me?
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:52, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:32, archived)
# In the jungle the liony jungle the lion sleeps tonight...
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 18:25, archived)
# has everyone gone home?
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:51, archived)
# Hi HT
I made a fluffy CDC for the live auction if you want to add that to the live auction list...
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:56, archived)
# done, cheers
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:01, archived)
# Ta
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:09, archived)
# BUM TINSEL!
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:24, archived)
# illuminated bum tinsel!
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:35, archived)
# I've been meaning to add something to the auction.
I'll try to find it over the weekend so it's ready for the bash auction.
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:25, archived)
# Hurrah!
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:40, archived)
# Please tell me this isn't your cat!
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 18:28, archived)
# Have an Arc Demon
Sketch for a friend.


EDIT: Sorry first image was big enough to be seen from space
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:23, archived)
# nice wings!
oh well, time to go.
'bye all!
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:25, archived)
# Bye Smashy
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:27, archived)
# see ya
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:27, archived)
# Night! Drive safe!
and thank you
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:29, archived)
# Nice detail in the muscles
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:29, archived)
# :) Thanks kindly!
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:30, archived)
# BUM!
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:43, archived)
# ARSE!
:)

It's been a camel-filled day, but I'm off to bed, 1am here *yawns*
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:44, archived)
# BOTTY!
G'night!
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:45, archived)
# Horny
:)
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:34, archived)
[challenge entry] I bet this tastes salty........
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:04, archived)
# Phwoor...

/gets coat
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:05, archived)
# ahaha and arf
and click
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:20, archived)
# hahaha
"they shrink when they're marinaded"
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:26, archived)
# Play it again, Gran

A pearoast from a long long time ago. Made me smile when I found it though.
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:51, archived)
# Yamaha Animatronic Dead-Gran
...awww hell, don't say it's a pearoast, you'll have all the joy-voids out moaning at you.
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:55, archived)
# the joy-voids
Great name for a band!
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:03, archived)
# Playing some dirge, no doubt
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:03, archived)
# Or possibly some Skrillex.
going by the keyboard action.
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:09, archived)
# I was thinking Ramjet or Thrust
/argh, kill me now
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:12, archived)
# Pontins knobbly alzheimer's winner, 1983.
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:13, archived)
# play them out keyboard gran
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:37, archived)
# Eels up insoid yaa, findin' an entrance wherever they can!
Nice work
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:59, archived)
# Ha ha!!
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 18:21, archived)
# Everyone stop!
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:42, archived)
# Haw! dunderheid! this man's deed
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:48, archived)
# Guffaw
*clicks
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:55, archived)
# Hehe, reminds me of this:
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:57, archived)
# good old fast show!
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:15, archived)
# he fucking loves mordors
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Stop!!! Camel time !!!
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:14, archived)
# That's rather superb
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:23, archived)
# thanks
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:24, archived)
#
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:26, archived)
# needs more Obersalzberg
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:33, archived)
# haha
fuck sake

*click*
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:44, archived)
# aahhhaah
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:47, archived)
# Haha That's great.
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:05, archived)
# I can dance to this
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 18:55, archived)
# Hell, yeah.
(, Sun 13 May 2012, 3:12, archived)
# it's a newsletter
quite early so if you're at work you can go home now
b3ta.com/newsletter/issue528/
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:01, archived)
# yay, i'm at home/work anyway
so it's win/win for me.

*puts feet up*
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:04, archived)
# up where!?
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:04, archived)
# Mother Brown
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:04, archived)
# yes. yes it is.
well spotted.
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:04, archived)
# But I am working from home....
does that mean I have to go to the office?
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:04, archived)
# in cases like this, always go to the pub
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:05, archived)
# ^ Win
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:06, archived)
# The sponsored link seems well targeted.
When I think of b3tans, I certainly think of people who enjoy a "luxury lifestyle".
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:08, archived)
# It sounds like a way to offload expensive tat they can't sell to real rich people.
By the way, your stock photo album covers is the funniest thing I've seen all week, especially the Eric Clapton one.
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:15, archived)
# Thanks!
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:18, archived)
# Cheers Rob!
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:08, archived)
# cheers Rob
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:12, archived)
# das ist sehr gut, mein führer
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:17, archived)
# I left work because you said I could.
My boss just called and said I'm fired for gross misconduct.

You'll be hearing from lawyers.
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:24, archived)
# Thank you Rob
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:43, archived)
# :) cheers rob
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Camels are not as good co pilot as they look like...
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:59, archived)
# i've always wanted to do the camel trophy
just thought i'd share
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:39, archived)
[challenge entry] camel racism lol
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:52, archived)
# Well he does look like a smug twat
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:54, archived)
# white supremacist camels usually look smug
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:00, archived)
# Newsletter subject line compo
c'mon bunnies
write some funnies
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:31, archived)
# The funniest newsletter since the Protocols of the Elders of Zion
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:32, archived)
# LOLCAMERON
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:33, archived)
# I haven't been watching Leveson today been on the newsletter but that bit did reach me
lolcameron indeed
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:35, archived)
# This week all the links go to child pornography (just like every other week)
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:33, archived)
# I think Time magazine are doing that this week
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:35, archived)
# The front cover is a mirror and the headline is PAEDO OF THE YEAR 2012
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:37, archived)
# Less
appealing than finding blood on your toilet paper
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:33, archived)
# if it's not hurting it's not working
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:36, archived)
# Treat this newsletter as a warning call
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:33, archived)
# I'd
rather inject my eyes with bad AIDS
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:34, archived)
# This bomb is pants.
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:34, archived)
# I'm sorry, I don't recall which newsletter this is
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:35, archived)
# old internet cunts residents association minutes
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:38, archived)
# minutes as in time
or minutes as in very small?
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:46, archived)
# minutes as in far away
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:48, archived)
# ah, right. i'm with you now, ted
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:52, archived)
# Minutes as in the written record of a meeting
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:49, archived)
# ah, right
most meetings i've been to, nobody wanted to keep records....
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:52, archived)
# Minutes
as in personal ownership of a member of the salamander family
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:52, archived)
# pfff
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:53, archived)
# PM DC - WTF? STFU LOL!
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:35, archived)
# We
didn't expect Vidal to die Sassoon
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:36, archived)
# I saw a version of that I liked
Vidal jokes already? Too Sassoon.
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:38, archived)
# Ha ha
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:39, archived)
# Arf!
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:59, archived)
# As welcome as Johns happy finish.....
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:36, archived)
# Fewer facts and more twats than the Leveson Inquiry
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:37, archived)
# Thatcher ne sont pas morts cette semaine
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:39, archived)
# Salon Vidal. Why did you leave us sassoon?
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:39, archived)
# Prince Charles' long range weather forecast predicts a lack of reign
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:42, archived)
# THIS WEEK GUEST-EDITED BY REBEKAH WADE
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:42, archived)
# free boiling piss for every reader
that, or a gregg's pasty. your choice.
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:45, archived)
# Rangers FC 2013 Line up - Naismith, Naifuture, Naiclass, Naimoney, Naistadium, Naihope, Naitrophies, Naiprospects, Naifans, Naimanager, Naiplayers.
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:48, archived)
# hahaha
ahahaha

I'm not particularly anti-Rangers but if it means ICT finish 9th instead of 10th then hahahaha
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:45, archived)
# hahaha, naigamesontelly
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:48, archived)
# Mobile
company offers in-flight virgins
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:49, archived)
# Torrential
drought declared over.
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:49, archived)
# b3ta newsletter, giving Joel something to do since 2002
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:49, archived)
# I WANT TO SEXY EARTHWORMS, claims Coalition
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:53, archived)
# Only 1546 days to go until Rio 2016!
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:54, archived)
# The London Olympics: Free to those that can afford it, very expensive to those that can't!



[/Withnail
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:59, archived)
# Does
your minge lose its flavour on the bedpost overnight?
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:00, archived)
# Breastfeeding Adults since 2002
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:00, archived)
# bitty?
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:01, archived)
# No thanks I've just had lunch :D
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:04, archived)
# arf!
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:05, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:10, archived)
# i like this
just looking at it makes me almost feel the warmth of that sun
/freezing cold whinge
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:15, archived)
# hehe
i still cant work out if clarkson is real or just a comedy character
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:16, archived)
# thats quite a bumpy ride for a hover-camel
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:20, archived)
# more lumpy that bumpy
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:24, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Great.
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:38, archived)
# something horrible for a friday afternoon



This is from my new video which you might or might not have seen
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:46, archived)
# Mesmerising.
I love your work.
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:50, archived)
# This is indeed vile
have a click
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:52, archived)
# Gah!
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:53, archived)
# thats pretty fucking amazing
Does it tile, too?
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:54, archived)
# it is tiling as we speak
you can get the full effect here: cyriak.co.uk/horrible.html
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:02, archived)
# *wanks*
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:08, archived)
# you already blew my tiny mind with this
but fucking woo all the same
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:59, archived)
# damn you, monty!
now i'm disturbed and i want calamari!
*click*
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:01, archived)
# ZOUNDS
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:03, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Lunch is served!
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:04, archived)
# I can no longer animate. XD
Top work as usual! *clicks*
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:05, archived)
# holy shi-ite!
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:08, archived)
# mmm
worms
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:15, archived)
# I'm as impressed by the brilliant gif optimisation too and seamless tiling.
Top Work.
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:03, archived)
# yeah gif optimising is becoming a lost art these days
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:41, archived)
# True - maybe you could do a tutorial page like Lemony once did
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:28, archived)
# Shuddering bat shit
Amazing
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:40, archived)
# Ah but does it tile?


Yes, yes it does. Good job! :)

Edit: Crivens, I never noticed your original post was already tiling it. I think that says a lot.
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:42, archived)
# LOVE this
Great, great work
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:44, archived)
#
Senor, the music that accompanies your contortions always manages to be just as alarming as your visuals. Are your soundtracks available for download anywhere?
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:00, archived)
# Sexeh :)
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:32, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:11, archived)
# hahaha, Get your ass to Mars!
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:28, archived)
# obi' s only got the wan cock though
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:06, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:19, archived)
# hahahah!!
(, Sun 13 May 2012, 21:55, archived)
# pfffft
(, Sun 13 May 2012, 23:18, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Baby, you make me wish I had two saddles.
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:29, archived)
# IT'S NOT A TUMOUR
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:50, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:54, archived)
# haha, "You know the drill . . . pull ones finger Parker"
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:02, archived)
# shopped pics only, please
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:05, archived)
# 0_o
fucking hell.
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:23, archived)
# Poor Gail...oh wait now
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:33, archived)
# Arf!
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:31, archived)
# Mr Puromycin, you have a call on Line 3
It's the Dromedary Anti Defamition League.


also - woo!
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:12, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:21, archived)
# hahaha
he looks so cozy!
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:25, archived)
# CAMEL LEGGING
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:25, archived)
# Bear Grylls?

GRYYLS
GRILLS
GIRLS
FECK DRINK ARSE!
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:51, archived)
# :D
Is it surprisingly cool in there?
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:53, archived)
# Is it fuck!
;)
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:10, archived)
# hahah what the hell?
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:34, archived)

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