^ Squirrels with tits!
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 22 May 2012, 14:43,
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hahahAt first I thought this was Herman but noticed the title. If it was Herman it would have said "tits:D"
(
Richard Shitheels,
Tue 22 May 2012, 14:50,
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And there would have been an appearance from Qui Gon.
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Tue 22 May 2012, 14:53,
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hahahahaha yeahthat's some funny shit right there - wonder what crazy things he'll be knocking over next
( Richard Shitheels,
Tue 22 May 2012, 14:53,
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Hoofasaurus!\o/
(
Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Tue 22 May 2012, 15:06,
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Yay! Sundrop!/ac
(
wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on,
Tue 22 May 2012, 16:51,
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Woot woot
(
charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging,
Tue 22 May 2012, 15:03,
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Shake 'em baby!*in duke nukems voice*
(
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Tue 22 May 2012, 15:08,
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nnn titz nnn titz nnn titz
(
The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Tue 22 May 2012, 16:18,
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Fresh meat!Eeep!
:D
(:D
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 22 May 2012, 14:43,
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HahaThe tidily folded wang is brilliant.
( Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Tue 22 May 2012, 14:50,
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Ah,You want flies with that?
/lacist
(/lacist
TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Tue 22 May 2012, 15:06,
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Huzzahglad my weetabix eye brows weren't a complete waste of time :D
(
hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Tue 22 May 2012, 14:56,
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I like how it's all vacuum packed,except for the extremities.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Tue 22 May 2012, 14:53,
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Footprints in the butter... Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 22 May 2012, 14:55,
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you don't want to know what's in the coleslaw o_O hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Tue 22 May 2012, 15:06,
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Ewwww Are you the same chap who did that horrid foot / meat pic?
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Tue 22 May 2012, 15:08,
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hahaquality eyebrow work
(
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Tue 22 May 2012, 15:38,
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top work, this I like Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Tue 22 May 2012, 15:46,
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brilliantwoo and yay! (is this still done?)
(
Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!,
Tue 22 May 2012, 13:57,
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Hahahasuperb! I especially like Eva's dancing :-D
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Tue 22 May 2012, 13:58,
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I thought that was Rob...:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 22 May 2012, 14:43,
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If I Can't Gas You.Jew Should Be Dancing.
A Fifth of Belsen.
Kristallnacht Fever.
(A Fifth of Belsen.
Kristallnacht Fever.
Captain Howdy,
Tue 22 May 2012, 14:01,
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Wünderbar!:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 22 May 2012, 14:43,
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The irony of course is that you went to the trouble of making a ü and wunderbar doesn't have one Richard Shitheels,
Tue 22 May 2012, 16:26,
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genocide on the dancefloor Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Tue 22 May 2012, 15:48,
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^ this Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Tue 22 May 2012, 16:24,
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you're supposed to etc etcexcellent
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Tue 22 May 2012, 13:53,
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Sandi Toksvig?:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 22 May 2012, 14:46,
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I doned a pic for some french mates of mine who are getting marriedThey like metal and tentacles.
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Tue 22 May 2012, 12:44,
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You might have seen Serge's work beforeHe's bloody good. PS - his website has clay-style horizontal scrolling action
www.sergebirault.fr/portfolio.php
(www.sergebirault.fr/portfolio.php
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Tue 22 May 2012, 12:49,
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Oh that's grand.:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 22 May 2012, 12:48,
archived)
I did this pic for him a few years back
Still no onions, but it has wine, cheese, snails, a beret, a stripy top, and an aloof expression
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Tue 22 May 2012, 12:54,
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And a sneaky derriér ;)
(
Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Tue 22 May 2012, 12:58,
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its surprising how many people dont notice that taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Tue 22 May 2012, 12:59,
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Notice what?Sorry... distracted...
(
Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me.,
Tue 22 May 2012, 13:05,
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Saw it right away.The escaping snail took a moment, though. Nice little touches all around. Wonder if she'd be interested in some bad touches?
(,
Tue 22 May 2012, 15:54,
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is she smuggling a couple of onions?i might have to my my onion inspectors hat on.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Tue 22 May 2012, 14:19,
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awwwh lovey dovey stuffis he wearing some sort of ball gag ?
Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Tue 22 May 2012, 13:02,
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Whaaaa...??Its a beard, with a greying bit at the bottom, and his bottom lip poking out from under his tache. Bigger version here:
cghub.com/images/view/239227/
(cghub.com/images/view/239227/
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Tue 22 May 2012, 13:03,
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oh yes, so it isall those tentacles must have pervertified my brain
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Tue 22 May 2012, 13:18,
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Excellent, as ever.
(
TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Tue 22 May 2012, 14:04,
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*Warning* Contains small text...
EDIT: Also contains rubbish jokes. YOU try and make Illustrator funny
Ninj,
Tue 22 May 2012, 12:40,
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Don't think I ever read Vector.Anyone else remember the short-lived Action?
Fantastically violent, throughout.
(Fantastically violent, throughout.
Captain Howdy,
Tue 22 May 2012, 12:46,
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The Pathfinder! Hallo Ninj.
How's you? Not seen you in a while...
:D
(How's you? Not seen you in a while...
:D
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 22 May 2012, 12:47,
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Hai Moleypoo!Not to bad sir, you? yep, hummus tank is empty :(
( Ninj,
Tue 22 May 2012, 12:49,
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He was the law in the 1930's, too...
Do it justice
Inspired by Toasty's drawing.
Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper,
Tue 22 May 2012, 11:41,
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That's lovely.:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 22 May 2012, 11:42,
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Hot dogs make for a delicious shoulder pad.EDIT: Also, the long-lived arm of the law goes waaaay back.
( Captain Howdy,
Tue 22 May 2012, 11:44,
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Haha. Nicely.Too much attantion to detail, d'you think?
Lawgiver from above 'shoppery, probably unnoticed
(Lawgiver from above 'shoppery, probably unnoticed
Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper,
Tue 22 May 2012, 11:49,
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I'm loving his LawmasterStripped down and functional.
( Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care,
Tue 22 May 2012, 11:52,
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wow very goodi love the tharg poster too, nice touch :)
( sock more tea vicar?,
Tue 22 May 2012, 12:25,
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cool
(
charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging,
Tue 22 May 2012, 12:41,
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retro dredd ftw! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Tue 22 May 2012, 15:49,
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Anyone fancy a sausage sandwich?
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 22 May 2012, 11:38,
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Hardcrust "Painography" The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Tue 22 May 2012, 11:39,
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:DHotdawg!
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 22 May 2012, 12:01,
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Hahaha! A Wasp Box classic!
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 22 May 2012, 12:20,
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She loves it Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Tue 22 May 2012, 12:24,
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Jings! Crivvens! Help ma Boab! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Tue 22 May 2012, 13:54,
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now I know how hot dogs are made...
(
Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Tue 22 May 2012, 11:53,
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It's turned on my chicken....
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 22 May 2012, 11:57,
archived)
Wobby Bokes? Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 22 May 2012, 12:08,
archived)
Good Lord! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Tue 22 May 2012, 12:15,
archived)
wish I had a sausage that size :( Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Tue 22 May 2012, 15:53,
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she does have spectacular boobsnot so good at the moment in Mad Men as she's under a fat suit
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 22 May 2012, 10:27,
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The Quartz Zone Massacre.This is woo, by the way.
( Captain Howdy,
Tue 22 May 2012, 10:42,
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TaI recall practically clawing my eyeballs out at one stage in making it after interminable mucking about with the colour balance.
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Tue 22 May 2012, 11:04,
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The infinite tweaking of colour balance is a madness we all succumb to, man.
(
Captain Howdy,
Tue 22 May 2012, 11:07,
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Oh My!*teenage Judge Anderson desires rekindled*
edit/ this isn't who's actually playing Anderson, is it?
(edit/ this isn't who's actually playing Anderson, is it?
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Tue 22 May 2012, 11:31,
archived)
Olivia Thirlby is Anderson in the new one(
HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 22 May 2012, 11:38,
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I think I prefer your choice Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Tue 22 May 2012, 12:16,
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needs to be ultra gritty, with extra grit! and possibly sand
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Tue 22 May 2012, 10:25,
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it also contained the description"it was better than Battleship"
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 22 May 2012, 10:27,
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I want to see thatI've heard it's terrifying....
battleshit that is.
(battleshit that is.
discomeats This canoe,
Tue 22 May 2012, 10:28,
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Play nice!This film will be great, and we shall both love it.
( Captain Howdy,
Tue 22 May 2012, 10:28,
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15 weeks until release and no trailer. Why the fuck, unless it's a disaster?
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 22 May 2012, 10:29,
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I'm just bracing myselfI have every hope for it (as long as they digitally ensmallen his MASSIVE HELMET)
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 22 May 2012, 10:35,
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haw heid doon in front!!
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Tue 22 May 2012, 10:37,
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look at tha siez of that kids hidit's a virtual planetoid
it's got its own weather system
he's like an orange on a toothpick
(it's got its own weather system
he's like an orange on a toothpick
HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 22 May 2012, 10:39,
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actual size
Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Tue 22 May 2012, 16:06,
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In contrast, 15 weeks before the release of Prometheus they had released everything apart from the end credits and a couple of bits they are saving for a later director's cut.
(
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Tue 22 May 2012, 10:41,
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^this^Bond comes out 2 months after Dredd and we've seen that in action
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 22 May 2012, 10:44,
archived)
Dredd comes out?Now there's a plot twist that the fans won't like.
(
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Tue 22 May 2012, 10:47,
archived)
Arf! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 22 May 2012, 10:53,
archived)
I've heard there will be special dust and gravel flavour popcorn during its cinema release HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 22 May 2012, 10:28,
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with added grit salt
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Tue 22 May 2012, 10:30,
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you could lick the cinema carpet for a similar effect
(
discomeats This canoe,
Tue 22 May 2012, 10:35,
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I liked the first film.Just leaving that there.
( Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Tue 22 May 2012, 10:45,
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No idea, haven't seen it Not a Dredd afficionado but I liked how it was constructed, the ABC Warriors,
Mean Machine etc. Ian Dury was in it ffs.
(Mean Machine etc. Ian Dury was in it ffs.
Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Tue 22 May 2012, 12:47,
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Also note : closing date for the story compo is tomorrowMine's almost finished...
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Tue 22 May 2012, 10:41,
archived)
Yes.shit.
Guess I'll just write it, anyway, and knock their tits off at a later date.
(Guess I'll just write it, anyway, and knock their tits off at a later date.
Captain Howdy,
Tue 22 May 2012, 10:47,
archived)
Snap, crackle and drokk. crackle and drokk.:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 22 May 2012, 10:53,
archived)
haha, actual lol at thishe wants revenge
( Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Tue 22 May 2012, 15:36,
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I keep telling myself......this one can't be any worse than Stallone's drivelling pile of crap.
Please be awesome. Please be awesome. Please be awesome.
(Please be awesome. Please be awesome. Please be awesome.
Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper,
Tue 22 May 2012, 10:42,
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^ The Angel Gang and ABC warrior were the only good things in it.
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Tue 22 May 2012, 10:49,
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Mega City One was spot on.EDIT: Has there ever been a 2000AD image challenge?
( Captain Howdy,
Tue 22 May 2012, 10:52,
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Really? I would have thought the recognition & scope factor was pretty high.
(
Captain Howdy,
Tue 22 May 2012, 11:05,
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while 2000AD fans appear to be the only people inhabiting the board at this very momentI imagine the avalanche of complaints would be quite sizeable
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 22 May 2012, 11:09,
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there's only one way to find out..........(
HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 22 May 2012, 11:17,
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Voted.Also - just browsing through potential sauces, and saw this - possibly the only incarnation of Keep Calm and Carry On that still has the potential to give me a chuckle.
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Tue 22 May 2012, 11:35,
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D.R. & Quinch ftw!HBO should either make this or Halo Jones.
( Captain Howdy,
Tue 22 May 2012, 11:38,
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Halo Jones could be excellentalthough I can imagine it wouldn't be
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Tue 22 May 2012, 12:25,
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Made this for the Royal Wedding... ahh, memories... memories...
(
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 22 May 2012, 11:54,
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You're right Prodge...As a generic sci-fi film it was alright ashally... BUT IT WAS NOT DREDD.
( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper,
Tue 22 May 2012, 11:44,
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I distinctly remember the audible groan going roind the cinema when he took his hemlet off...Thing is, Stallone actually had the potential to be quite a decent Dredd (given a bit of editing work to make him a bit taller). The jaw's OK, and his usual monosyllabic grunt would have been bang on. Just which dolt wrote that awful script, aand then why the hell did they allow him to think he could act?
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Tue 22 May 2012, 11:03,
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and why the codpieceand why the flying judge bikes
and why etc etc
(and why etc etc
HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 22 May 2012, 11:05,
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"Why?" That should be the only, and 100% accurate, IMDb entry for this clunker.
( Captain Howdy,
Tue 22 May 2012, 11:11,
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Flying bikes.Fine for ET The Fucking Extra Testicle, or Harry Fucking Potter, but not for Dredd.
( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper,
Tue 22 May 2012, 11:57,
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Clint Eastwood would have been betterHe has the voice, the chin, the gruff attitude, and is associated with large guns.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Tue 22 May 2012, 11:06,
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The Man With No Name/Dirty Harry were partial inspirations for Dredd.
(
Captain Howdy,
Tue 22 May 2012, 11:17,
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the big problem was the visual tone of the whole thing...it was too bright... it made it look tacky and plastic...
it should have been darker and greyer
(,
Tue 22 May 2012, 11:43,
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it should have been darker and greyer
Indeed.The whole nuclear armageddon "Apocalypse War" storyline of would have been awesome for a trilogy... Block Mania, Apocalypse War, and then something non-canon with the Dark Judges - sort of a post-apocalyptic Necropolis.
That's my 2000ad wet dream.
(That's my 2000ad wet dream.
Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper,
Tue 22 May 2012, 11:53,
archived)
That......and Anderson and Hershey getting it on, obviously.
( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper,
Tue 22 May 2012, 11:55,
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The plan with the movies, if 'Dredd' works, is to introduce Judge Death in the next one.
(
Captain Howdy,
Tue 22 May 2012, 11:59,
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Very nice! I fixed it for you though ;)
Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Tue 22 May 2012, 11:03,
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/board is awesome today :D/weened on 2000ad blog
Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Tue 22 May 2012, 15:57,
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\o/
With thanks/apologies to smearballs for original gif.
Captain Howdy,
Tue 22 May 2012, 9:06,
archived)
from the 'Korean Tron'
Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Tue 22 May 2012, 9:17,
archived)
Worst. Movie. Ever.www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=ME5l6UOxask#t=151s
track down a copy, you won't regret it! ;)
(track down a copy, you won't regret it! ;)
Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Tue 22 May 2012, 9:25,
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I love the generic upbeat music as everything dies.
(
Captain Howdy,
Tue 22 May 2012, 9:28,
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Wait... I recognize this!I think parts of this were used in Space Thunder Kids, a TERRIBLE Korean/Australian anime, which ripped off everything under the sun.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 22 May 2012, 10:15,
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SPACE - awesome! it's in space!Thunder - awesome! sounds all badass it's thunder time
Kids - ahh.. fuck, nobody's impressed by some kids
DEATH RAY THE KIDS AND GET ON WITH OUR EVIL PLANS
that's what I'd do if I was some kind of interstellar overlord, innit.
(Kids - ahh.. fuck, nobody's impressed by some kids
DEATH RAY THE KIDS AND GET ON WITH OUR EVIL PLANS
that's what I'd do if I was some kind of interstellar overlord, innit.
discomeats This canoe,
Tue 22 May 2012, 10:35,
archived)
Savior Of The Earth ripped off a large amount of stuffthe sounds during the disc battle scene appear to be ripped from Monkey Magic
( Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Tue 22 May 2012, 11:17,
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"A searing insight into the formative years of gaming" 5/5
(
Captain Howdy,
Tue 22 May 2012, 9:55,
archived)
This has been a colourful way to start the day.Cheers, all.
( Captain Howdy,
Tue 22 May 2012, 9:58,
archived)
:D Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Tue 22 May 2012, 16:03,
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Sexy Bread!Hovis provide bread for the lonely man...
Click for bigger (75 kb)
(,
Tue 22 May 2012, 7:14,
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Click for bigger (75 kb)
RPT!!!I went to the Natural History Museum yesterday an saw some Fantastic Tits
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 22 May 2012, 7:23,
archived)
First they came with their photos on a SundayAnd I didn't speak out because I didn't mind one day a week
Then they came with their photos on a Monday
And I didn't speak out because two days a week isn't too bad
They they came with their photos on a Tuesday
And I didn't speak out because three days a week isn't quite half the week.
Then ...
(Then they came with their photos on a Monday
And I didn't speak out because two days a week isn't too bad
They they came with their photos on a Tuesday
And I didn't speak out because three days a week isn't quite half the week.
Then ...
Ghoti Fingers,
Tue 22 May 2012, 7:41,
archived)
..... then you realised no one had posted for 4 hoursand something was better than nothing?
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 22 May 2012, 8:00,
archived)
well, my four year old son just saidwhat's that pic?
me: it's a pic of a piece of bread
him: where's the silly bit? why's it on b3ta?
(me: it's a pic of a piece of bread
him: where's the silly bit? why's it on b3ta?
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Tue 22 May 2012, 8:12,
archived)
well I'm not going to be the one to tell your 4 year old son about sex holes
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 22 May 2012, 8:13,
archived)
this is a fair commentmaybe is should tell him that there's a vague resemblance to a vagina in the bread.
i'm sure he'll come back with 'but it's not shopped though, is it?'
(i'm sure he'll come back with 'but it's not shopped though, is it?'
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Tue 22 May 2012, 8:17,
archived)
Turn it sideways and say it looks like a mouth
(
Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Tue 22 May 2012, 9:45,
archived)
Bam :)
(
Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Tue 22 May 2012, 12:56,
archived)
also, i respectfully disagreethe assertion that soemthing is better than nothing opens the door to loads of "look i found this on the internets" pic, which if left unchecked, then becomes the norm
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Tue 22 May 2012, 8:15,
archived)
Quick jokeWhat was Princess Diana's favourite sweet?
Major James Chewits.
(Major James Chewits.
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Tue 22 May 2012, 8:19,
archived)
ha hah ha ahahahaha!no wait, what?
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Tue 22 May 2012, 8:21,
archived)
I didn't say anything was better than nothingthere are shades between black and white
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 22 May 2012, 8:21,
archived)
are we talking sunglasses, or blinds? real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Tue 22 May 2012, 8:23,
archived)
Hahahathat made me most happy
( charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging,
Tue 22 May 2012, 9:20,
archived)
As noted above, there are exceptions to the "something better than nothing" rule.366, to be exact
( Richard Shitheels,
Tue 22 May 2012, 14:47,
archived)
You really do need to get over itEveryone else has
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 22 May 2012, 16:58,
archived)
They really haven'tYou did yourself a huge disservice with your stubbornness.
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Wed 23 May 2012, 10:31,
archived)
And rather crusty...The result of yeast, I think.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Tue 22 May 2012, 8:20,
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No, I came of my own accord... Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 22 May 2012, 7:24,
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Static, he needs to use conditioner on that facial fungus.Edit: that's me finished for the night, g'night.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Tue 22 May 2012, 1:28,
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I think he might need to use more hair conditioner.
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Tue 22 May 2012, 1:28,
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so that's how electricity is madeb3ta teaches me something new everyday
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Tue 22 May 2012, 2:29,
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how does the fuckubazza work?anyway, have this
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Tue 22 May 2012, 8:20,
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you grip it in one hand by the two cross bar bits and then thrust the blade into the unfortunate victim
Has this bandwagon sailed yet?..only, I've been away and this is the first chance i've had.
Apols if bindun
(Apols if bindun
Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place,
Tue 22 May 2012, 0:13,
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Once again, Terry joins in with the spotlit fisting
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Tue 22 May 2012, 0:15,
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Watch out, he's almost touching that black man!
(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Tue 22 May 2012, 0:25,
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THE FOOTBALLS!How many runs did they score with their soccer racquets?
( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper,
Tue 22 May 2012, 10:00,
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that's doing whatever the opposite of graping my squildo is
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Mon 21 May 2012, 23:20,
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"I AM GLAD TO HEAR THIS, BUT HOW LOUDLY? IS IT OF SUFFICIENT VOLUME THAT IT'S WORTH MEASURING IT IN dB?"
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discomeats This canoe,
Tue 22 May 2012, 0:41,
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"I'M GLAD YOU CAN HEAR ME... WELL NO, NOT REALLY, ITS SO LOUDLY ITS OFF THE SCALES"
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maggenspies mayhaps,
Tue 22 May 2012, 0:45,
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lovely job :)quick TJ: for those already annoyed about the Olympic bollocks with the torch, you probably shouldn't see this www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-18151244
I thought the point of the olympic relay thing was for normal people of the UK to do it?
(I thought the point of the olympic relay thing was for normal people of the UK to do it?
HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 21 May 2012, 23:08,
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Ugh... why did I click on that... -_- Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 21 May 2012, 23:09,
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seeing will.i.am texting while carrying the olympic flame retty much sums it all up for me
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Mon 21 May 2012, 23:10,
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What, that the Olympics has been a complete waste of time and money, because all it does is whore out corporations that don't need the extra revenueand have no qualms of bastardizing a traditional event that's been going for many years?
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 21 May 2012, 23:16,
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to be fairthe whole of the modern olymics has been a gravy train for those involved, paid for by the sweat of sportsmen aiming for 'glory' and punters who've swallowed the hyperbole
it's just never been so naked before now
(it's just never been so naked before now
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Mon 21 May 2012, 23:19,
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I don't think anyone's buying into it.I have yet to see at least one person enthusiastic about said games. Surprising, because in reality, we should be, but it's just become a hotbed of overblown, forced advertising.
In short, nobody gives a shit.
(In short, nobody gives a shit.
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 21 May 2012, 23:32,
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ponder the ancient olympic gameswhere wars were put on hold and folk were expected to represent the badassery of their states
I wonder what those folks would make of the modern establishment.
Paté would be my best guess.
(I wonder what those folks would make of the modern establishment.
Paté would be my best guess.
discomeats This canoe,
Mon 21 May 2012, 23:51,
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I think the splendour of the ancient games could never be replicated today.But then again, that comes with having a world dominated by multi-billion-pound corporations running the show, with people who don't even care about the games footing the bill.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 22 May 2012, 0:06,
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ah well, my theory of everything, thus:99% of everything is pointless.
( discomeats This canoe,
Tue 22 May 2012, 0:37,
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In fact 99.99999ish% of everything here is nothing.Oh and people don't learn much.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Tue 22 May 2012, 0:59,
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to be fair you're comparing with a world where the world was dominated by cholera and syphilis and where 99.999% of the population didn't see their 50th birthday, and if you failed at the games your chances of ending, within two years, fighting a pointless war against the neighbouring city in an argument about port duties were pretty high.
and beside all of that, the ancient games were actually pretty brutal and ugly, and if we had them now we wouldn't want to watch. we've got a certain respect for a lack of human suffering that the ancient greeks just couldn't give a fuck about
(and beside all of that, the ancient games were actually pretty brutal and ugly, and if we had them now we wouldn't want to watch. we've got a certain respect for a lack of human suffering that the ancient greeks just couldn't give a fuck about
boris the spider,
Tue 22 May 2012, 1:29,
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what i guess i'm trying to say is that "splendour" is romanticised nonsensethey were "splendid" in the way that fox hunting, bull-fighting and bear-baiting are splendid, or if we had an ultimate fighting league that was to the bloodied-pulp-of-death
( boris the spider,
Tue 22 May 2012, 1:31,
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I'm just too anti-consumerist for my own good. I guess what I was taught about the ancient Olympics was horse-shit; I really should do a bit of research beforehand, if I'm discussing things out of my own field. XD
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 22 May 2012, 1:44,
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to be fairi should probably avoid posting on b3ta when i'm drunk because i come across as angry and more sure of my facts than i should be... :)
( boris the spider,
Tue 22 May 2012, 8:29,
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some folk would pay to see all those activities combined into one single eventbut yeah, it's just one big wankfest eitherway
( discomeats This canoe,
Tue 22 May 2012, 9:03,
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Doesn't he have some peas to punch in the face?
(
Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Mon 21 May 2012, 23:15,
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Gosh, what a terrible, terrible shame it would have been if the guy driving the yellow bmw's foot had slipped, mashing the accelerator pedal into the floor...
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Tue 22 May 2012, 0:00,
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not as fiendish as mexican bears...
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Mon 21 May 2012, 23:20,
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Look at the little fella go! Dance John, dance!
Bye bye. Bye bye. One's still alive! One's still alive!
(,
Mon 21 May 2012, 22:53,
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Bye bye. Bye bye. One's still alive! One's still alive!
not working, change it to <img src="img98.imageshack.us/img98/5229/thebeegee.gif"> HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 21 May 2012, 22:57,
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One thing led to another, and.... CLUNES
I've done this before, but now NEW and IMPROVED and with FRESH FISH
Scaryduck LIKES EGG,
Mon 21 May 2012, 22:48,
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There's a 300 foot replica of Martin Clunes off Portland Bill...what did you think it was?
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG,
Mon 21 May 2012, 22:58,
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I was withMr Clunes on Friday morning. /Namedrop blog.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Mon 21 May 2012, 23:33,
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The pandering to the sponsers for the Olympics is really depressing :(
(
Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Mon 21 May 2012, 21:45,
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Why are people apparently spending completely mentalist sums of money buying these on ebay?There are so many of them, they are hardly going to hold any worth in the long term; or are some exceedingly rich people simply mental?
(
Jahled Three shades of black,
Mon 21 May 2012, 21:55,
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because of conformity mostly FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Mon 21 May 2012, 22:11,
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Nah, that's not good enoughSomeone apparently has paid a hundred grand for one of these on Ebay according to the news I watched earlier, and there is no way on earth one of several thousand of these will hold anything remotely like that value in the future.
In fact, I can actually see this being dismissed on the antiques road show in decades to come, as reasonably worthless, given so many were made.
(In fact, I can actually see this being dismissed on the antiques road show in decades to come, as reasonably worthless, given so many were made.
Jahled Three shades of black,
Mon 21 May 2012, 22:14,
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I haven't seen that one, could they be doing it for the publicity? FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Mon 21 May 2012, 22:15,
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Possibly, it was on the BBC news earlierbut given it's Ebay, I guess it might all be a lie. I simply can't imagine an antiques dealer who would be so dumb as to pay so much for something so obviously completely insanely over valued
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Mon 21 May 2012, 22:21,
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You can't?
(
Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Mon 21 May 2012, 22:33,
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Not reallythere will have been thousands of them used by the time the flame reaches the olympic stadium
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Mon 21 May 2012, 22:44,
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Are they sequentially numbered? FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Mon 21 May 2012, 23:16,
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that would make sense....looks like they made them from cheap shitty sequin mesh
also, :(
edit: how long now?
(also, :(
edit: how long now?
maggenspies mayhaps,
Tue 22 May 2012, 0:36,
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4 daysI'll just have to get used to it.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Tue 22 May 2012, 0:56,
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urgh.. getting on a bit for an abscondence then.. :( bummer
( maggenspies mayhaps,
Tue 22 May 2012, 1:09,
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The worst bit is the little (odd) siamese cat a friend ownssits in the same place she did, on my bed every night.
He spent his time as a kitten with three cats who died, one by one.
(I'm beyond sad I just numb myself)
(He spent his time as a kitten with three cats who died, one by one.
(I'm beyond sad I just numb myself)
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Tue 22 May 2012, 1:19,
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who says they don't feel emotions :(completely empathise with this..
must get off, 'nite.
(must get off, 'nite.
maggenspies mayhaps,
Tue 22 May 2012, 1:38,
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See: Tracey EminThinking again, to someone with £100 000 000+, say, in cash and assets, £153 000 (+p&p) might seem little.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Mon 21 May 2012, 22:45,
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Generally, I reckonPeople wedged up to that degree aren't nessarily buffoons with their money. Yes they may seem frivolous with their spending, but are generally not completely thick in how they spend it. To you or me, spending twenty grand on a bottle of wine one lunchtime may seem insane, but that's their own agenda and they are living in a different reality. It may have sealed a productive business contract worth millions; or potentially billions, and hence simply a lavish way of celebrating.
A hundred grand at something so obviously not worth anything in the long term even to them must seem ridiculous. It's hardly something you are going to treasure or mount above the fire place. Simply said, it's not an investment or even a 'statement' of wealth. Just something daft if you buy one, if you didn't actually run with one.
(A hundred grand at something so obviously not worth anything in the long term even to them must seem ridiculous. It's hardly something you are going to treasure or mount above the fire place. Simply said, it's not an investment or even a 'statement' of wealth. Just something daft if you buy one, if you didn't actually run with one.
Jahled Three shades of black,
Mon 21 May 2012, 23:15,
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Oh sure, they didn't get rich by throwing money about foolishly.It's still possibly a hoax (I'd need to look at the listing). A hoax that gets press exposure.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Mon 21 May 2012, 23:24,
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The money would go to a charity, possible tax avoidance? I give up. FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Mon 21 May 2012, 23:32,
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haha, very much this
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 21 May 2012, 22:05,
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haven't seen this fella in a while
Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Mon 21 May 2012, 23:41,
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For God's sake, Terry - give it a rest you glory hunter
Scaryduck LIKES EGG,
Mon 21 May 2012, 21:23,
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COME ON YOU LONDONS SPORTBALLERS! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Mon 21 May 2012, 21:23,
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Hang on, they were in AmericaI think they call it soché over there.
( Ghoti Fingers,
Mon 21 May 2012, 21:28,
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I can recognise five of those.But who's the guy sitting at the table at the left?
( Ghoti Fingers,
Mon 21 May 2012, 21:25,
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and why is eddie izzard wearing that shade of purple?
(
moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!,
Mon 21 May 2012, 21:31,
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I assume they're all looking at Margret Thatcher who has just burst onto the stage completely naked, with a wild look in her eye, a lascivious grin and a despairing, bewildered security guard trailing in her wake?
( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Mon 21 May 2012, 21:40,
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