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[challenge entry] try to get buried in a good mobile reception area, just in case
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 11:07, archived)
# Seeing as I plan on being enbalmed first there's not much point.
I do hope the family stump up for a better coffin than that one though.
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 11:18, archived)
# When I die, they're going to dress me up as Superman and drop me out of a plane.
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 11:20, archived)
# Get dressed up as father christmas and have them stuff you down some random chimney.
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 11:21, archived)
# Hahahaha! Getting Gremlins flashbacks.
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 11:22, archived)
# Star Trek Wars Scotty had his ashes sent into space on that rocket yesterday
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 11:28, archived)
# He did indeed!
They showed a few clips on the news last night, along with Shatner acting up a storm. :D
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 11:45, archived)
# Is uber cool, I'll have to make do with being thrown off a cliff
(my ashes - not my rotting cadaver)
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 11:51, archived)
# I know there's a few people that have been cremated and turned into a pencil.
I suppose that'd be fitting for me, being an illustrator. Technically, I'd still be working after I die. XD
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 12:03, archived)
# I'm not tempted in case somebody used me to draw
yiffing effing manga :D
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 12:18, archived)
#
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 11:39, archived)
# Get embalmed with lighter fluid and stuffed with fireworks
then get an outdoors cremation.
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 11:37, archived)
# the sulfur burns will ruin the meat
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 12:58, archived)
# Dancing, yeah
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:47, archived)
#
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:56, archived)
# That's off the fluffy scale :D
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 11:00, archived)
#
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 11:03, archived)
# Ha I love the bear one, here's a new yiff one for you :D
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 11:05, archived)
# Hoooo :D
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 11:07, archived)
# I think you should buy her dinner
She looks like she needs a decent meal or two
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 11:22, archived)
# Good plan. :D
I'm just as thin, if not thinner. Should get on like a house on fire.
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 11:55, archived)
# *glees*
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 11:00, archived)
# :-)
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 17:05, archived)
# modelledCam'sheadroundaGumbyanditstilllookslikehimlol :)
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:07, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:08, archived)
# And now for something completely different.


* mind the seams
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:19, archived)
# Ah the B3ta bashes of old.
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:21, archived)
# Whatever happened to Mark Porter?
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 16:02, archived)
# MY BRAIN HURTS
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:12, archived)
# WHERE'S ME LANCET?
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:26, archived)
# NUUUUUURSE! :)
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:37, archived)
# Brilliant
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:26, archived)
# I loik the sound of two bricks bangin together!
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:31, archived)
# Gumbys ftw :D
woo
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:34, archived)
# ^
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:55, archived)
# hahaha
great stuff
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:46, archived)
# Hit it! With a hammer! Hit it!
Nice!
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:49, archived)
# THE NEXT SKETCH IS ABOUT ACCOUNTANTS!
ACCOUNTANTS!
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:08, archived)
# :-)
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:48, archived)
# Yes yes yes yes yes
Brilliant. Love the countdown
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:52, archived)
# Thanks!
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 11:01, archived)
# "I would put a tax... on all people... who stand... in water."
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 13:31, archived)
# Probably been done by Mr Wildish but anyway....
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:44, archived)
# Hahahaha.
I'm more a 'get a bigger glass' person myself. :D
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:45, archived)
# I'm a "It's your round" kinda guy
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:47, archived)
# I am quite round yes. :D
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:02, archived)
# "This isn't my glass, my glass was full"
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:23, archived)
# I am more of a pedantic dick myself
If the glass is (or most recently was) in the process of being filled, it's half full.
If it's in the process of being emptied, it's half empty.
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 16:44, archived)
# Database programmers say
the glass is twice as big as it needs to be
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 17:43, archived)
# Top stuff
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:49, archived)
# :) Love it!
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:18, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:22, archived)
# This makes me thirsty!
And I like it
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:45, archived)
# Beautiful work.
:D

(, Wed 23 May 2012, 12:36, archived)
# this is a bit clever innit
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 18:32, archived)
# 'ningles all.
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:40, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:44, archived)
# This is how it happened
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:59, archived)
# I read the court mauscripts:D
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:02, archived)
#
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 13:57, archived)
# Classic
Perfect picture for Day 6 - certainly the best specimens of man you could ask for.
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 17:26, archived)
# gwaaarn the Wurzels :D
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:05, archived)
# I'll save the day!!!
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 6:44, archived)
# Ha! Then I shall ruin the day... before JJ and the yiffers get here and do it.
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 6:47, archived)
# Kittens, with tits!
Ning TC

* ning real
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 6:53, archived)
#
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:01, archived)
# Like we did last Summer?
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:47, archived)
# how ridiculous
you'd never see a cat wearing a turtleneck
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:48, archived)
#
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:53, archived)
#
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 14:55, archived)
# ...but obi wan isnt actually doing anything...?
I guess he's using the force to slow down the GIFs frame rate.
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:21, archived)
# You're not wrong
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:30, archived)
# Dave's looking good.
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:27, archived)
# Phwoar
I'd like to show her my groundstrokes
ning :)
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:32, archived)
# O_O
and ning (again)
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 13:11, archived)
# Woman burned to death after ignoring restricted hours in Yakub Muslim National Curfew for Whites; Are you next?
The Patricia Dunn Melanoma Execution; Contra Costa County Yakub Muslims Publish Fiery Details of Burning Former Hewlett-Packard Chairman to Death, Warn Whites: Abide by National Curfew for Whites Hours: MONDAY-FRIDAY: 5AM-7AM, 11AM-1P, 5PM-6PM; SATURDAY. & SUNDAY: 5AM-7AM, 11AM-1PM, 4PM-5-M;

MOD EDIT crazy website spam
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 2:56, archived)
# allow me to be the first
to say fuck off!
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 3:03, archived)
# This is not the place for that.
Cummon. You've done more harm then good.


Now fuck off.
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 4:06, archived)
# i think you want
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:14, archived)
#
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:37, archived)
# get on the gun
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:51, archived)
# Haha
Well prepared :)
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:24, archived)
# *doffs cap*
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:43, archived)
# Does anybody know
Does anybody know if you can feel it when one of these Yakub Muslims is standing behind you burning our necks or cheeks with their melanomas, sarcomas or carcinomas and if SPF will help?
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 3:03, archived)
# jacob dyer
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 3:09, archived)
# *throws apples at French people*
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 3:14, archived)
# shit, is that the time. laters guys
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 4:08, archived)
# CYAL8TR
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 4:11, archived)
# my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 5:49, archived)
#
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 6:00, archived)
# I need to go out and buy milk and cigs but I'm not sure of the white people curfew hours
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 6:07, archived)
# Wrap two layers of tin-foil around your neck.
And use the remainder of the roll for a stylish hat.
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 6:08, archived)
# hot damn, I need to buy tin foil too
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 6:09, archived)
# A french kid wrapped foil around my neck.
I didn't like it.
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 6:15, archived)
# my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 4:00, archived)
#
but some Yakub Muslim burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 4:04, archived)
# :D
*consoling hug*
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 4:08, archived)
# Feel the force of my mothers tongue over your fathers penis
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 4:09, archived)
# He's here to give you cancer in the fuck.

Like a muslim with muslamic ray guns
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:00, archived)
#
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 3:06, archived)
# wasn't he called jeffrey last time?
hahaha, just noticed that someone's actually told him to post the link here on the comments at the bottom of his blog...
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 5:03, archived)
# THIS IS ONLY SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN IN FRANCE
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 3:12, archived)
# "I didn't like it"
my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 3:48, archived)
# You sir have touched my hams in ways they have not been touched,
not been touched like that in years.
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 4:09, archived)
# Yakub Muslims branding us w/melanomas in our unawares
I know a COUPLE of my friends have been diagnosed with the Yakub melanomas and the Yakub skin cancer. So it's NOT funny! The ones they are using UV light to assign on our skin are MUCH more aggressive than the regular ones.
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 4:11, archived)
#
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 4:14, archived)
# Worst bank account idea ever
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 6:16, archived)
# Doc'Dyslexia created that Cancer Potato character targeting that point.
I just fleshed it out to a banner. I thought then, and still do, that it might
not be such a bad idea. People are sick little fucks and it actually could
draw in a buttload of cash.
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 6:29, archived)
# There's another section of this site
where they enjoy this sort of thing.
www.b3ta.com/talk is there for you, man. It's named TALK because they only do serious stuff such as this. You posted in the bit that is for pictures.
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 4:51, archived)
# have some milt for your melonoma
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 4:58, archived)
# Hehehe
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:08, archived)
# also
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 5:05, archived)
# geoff?
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 5:19, archived)
# SoccerBall Lols
* I never did understand Football?
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 5:34, archived)
# Who the what now?
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 5:58, archived)
#
I Googled, these are some of the people they're currently burning or have already killed
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 6:15, archived)
# yeah
no one cares
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 6:18, archived)
#
The people who are DEAD do! The they're assigning MELANOMAS do! Those of us TRYING to PROTECT ourselves who HAVE to work around blacks we suspect are closet YAKUB MUSLIMS DO!
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 7:16, archived)
# do dead people really care? do they?
Think about it ukip. do they?
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 7:28, archived)
# Why don't you show us your tits or gtfo
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 7:34, archived)
# I have new shoes lol
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 6:20, archived)
# this is like catnippp but mair mental
Yakub-muslim-melanoma doo doo doo doo
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 7:27, archived)
# The furrins are giving us caaaaancer!
If they can just add in travellers and benefits scroungers, it's a Daily Mail wet dream.
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 7:31, archived)
# secret diaries of kate mccann and the queen mum reveal that muslim mushrooms give you cancers
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 7:34, archived)
# i'm going to pretend that there wasnt a comment deletion here
I got so confused here
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:25, archived)
# Wut? ...
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 7:34, archived)
#
Quote:

“The skin plagues and melanomas are the curse of God against white people for their skin sins and continued evil of today. In Daniel, Isaiah and Revelations God warns He will curse the evil with the Sores That Do Not Heal. Skin cancer and melanomas are these sores. “Based on their skin color, whites exalted …

MOD EDIT crazy website spam

Based on their skin color, whites exalted them-selves above all on the planet & called every-one else: ugly, evil & inferior. Now, that giving everyone else life burns their skin. That giving everyone else life is God. The sun is God. The sun hates white people. God Hates Whites & has fixed His light to discriminate between black & whites to destroy the whites. Ultra-violet light is the fire of the 2nd Rapture burn-ing evil from the earth, Dr. Yakub 7 Ali; “Do white children still deserve to play in the light of the Sun of God?” No, the Sun of God says.
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 7:47, archived)
# So
Please tell us your views on Morgellon's, Dave Dees, alien abductions, shapeshifters, 21/12/12 and September 11th.
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 7:59, archived)
# and cloudships
:D
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:01, archived)
# and chemtrails
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:04, archived)
# and Horse is an Alien
I WANT TO BELIEVE
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:00, archived)
# BEWARE
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 14:11, archived)
# how does it all fit together??
Is everyone all conspiricying against each other all times?
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:05, archived)
# We call the successful conspiracies governments.
oh.. wait

THEY GOT ME MAN! MY POUNDLAND TINFOIL WASN'T STRONG ENOUGH

DAMN IT I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE USED ONLY THE HIGH QUALITY BACOFOIL BRANDED TINFOIL

*runs off screaming*
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:11, archived)
# It's past curfew
Now fuck off back to your wanking-chariot you fucking nutcase
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:03, archived)
# cunt off cock ears
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:04, archived)
# the sun is a moslen
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:06, archived)
# Slight problem with this nonsense is that everyone looks nasty in UV
*Everyone*

Irrespective of skin colour.

But hey, fantasies reinforce themselves by virtue of their existence.

How sad that some people have nothing in them but hate, fear and despair.
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:25, archived)
# fuck you
I look awesome with my blue face and bright green teeth. i like wearing white tshirts and pretending im in Tron
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:29, archived)
# fuck you, burnt face man
HAHAHA
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:30, archived)
# lol hateblog
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:10, archived)
# I think it's a clever viral ad campaign for Ambre Solaire
Happy Toast:
Dredd trailer, good or not?

*said while peeping through fingers tears in eyes*

If joe takes his cunting helmet off in this one, it's fucking jihadtime
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:12, archived)
# as soon as I see the trailer I'll let you know
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:39, archived)
# Pfft i see... i thought "was waiting..." referred to the recent past
Carry on
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:42, archived)
# on the plus side
I submitted my Dredd story this morning. Not the best of my work, and the original draft was about 10% over the word limit so I had to hack off large chunks here and there and the plot sounds far too rushed and lacking in descriptions, but it's done.

I had an epic Hotdog-Run story I used often as an RPG scenario that I wanted to write up sometime, but then a little searching finds a very similar idea was used with some floaty shark things years ago. Ah well.
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:47, archived)
# best of luck chap, hope to see you waving a lawgiver soon ;)
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:55, archived)
# I AM THE LAW!
Ta muchly. Wonder if the Captain has submitted anything yet?
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:12, archived)
# Although by no means the first
allow me to say 'fuck off'.
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:23, archived)
#
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:55, archived)
# Ha ha!
This is very good!
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 11:40, archived)
# allow me to be the last
to say fuck off
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:51, archived)
# allow ME to be the last to tell you to fuck off
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:59, archived)
# Ta
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 11:45, archived)
# I never forgive you
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 15:05, archived)
# Fuck off
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 11:44, archived)
# FUCK OFF
you last fuck off stealer
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 22:03, archived)
# STFUYSFI
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 13:45, archived)
# You, sir, are a cunt-puffin.

Now get to fuck.
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 14:53, archived)
#
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:50, archived)
# Swallow it further!
I wanna see them balls pop
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 0:01, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 0:03, archived)
# only in
your wildest dreams ;D
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 0:08, archived)
# :'(
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 0:13, archived)
# well that is one hell of a pork sword ;)
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 1:41, archived)
# TJ:
the olympic torch goes through my town tomorrow, how quickly do you think I would be arrested if I turned up to watch the procession whilst carrying a fire extinguisher?
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 0:42, archived)
# Do it
Film it
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 0:44, archived)
# as fun as it sounds
I think the reality of it would be a bit too real - www.youtube.com/watch?v=veRT4d2aDzo
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 0:47, archived)
# Serious scratch of forehead
time for bed

and yes I remember all that bollokcs, oh well
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 0:57, archived)
# ^ this
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 0:48, archived)
# If you do it, I'll give you the 1.5 million points
on my frequent internet users card.

Everything in Japanese rooms is so tiny.
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 0:47, archived)
# a safer thing would be to hold out a cigarette and shout
"GIS US A LIGHT MATE!"
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 0:51, archived)
# I think you've just earned 200 points on your card.
Let me know if it works - I'm off birdwatching.
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 0:54, archived)
# I like Japanese birds!
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 1:54, archived)
# After the trial, you'd be an instant celebrity.
I hate the Olympics just for the fucking carbon footprint.
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 2:12, archived)
# What you don't see
is what's going on 'down below'.
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 1:58, archived)
[challenge entry] for DMM :D


conveniently lllonggg meeting this morning (and sympathetic colleague)..
link to scribble
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:21, archived)
# *Crash of lightening*
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:36, archived)
# this is excellent, i've started making something similar.
i should maybe finish it
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:45, archived)
# definitely :D
yours are funnier..
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 0:00, archived)
# that's good that is :)
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:53, archived)
# thanx :D
i like the coloured up doodles better, but didn't want to post them without making an effort & needed it out my head..

also i have made a cat wot plays the geetar gif in reserve ;))
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 0:04, archived)
# He's easily pleased

Edit: Thanks guys :)
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 22:51, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 22:52, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 22:54, archived)
# Hahaha fantastic
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 22:54, archived)
# Haha!
Tip top
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 22:58, archived)
# Hahaha!
Wonderful!
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:00, archived)
# :-D
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:05, archived)
# hahahahaha :D
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:05, archived)
# \o/
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:18, archived)
# spang!
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:22, archived)
# chuckles :D
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:22, archived)
# ahahahahaha
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:27, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:30, archived)
# Hahaha puntastic.
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 0:00, archived)
# \o
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 0:40, archived)
# YES!
A perfect time for me to return to the board!
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 2:04, archived)
# I love it!
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 2:24, archived)
# Hold still now....
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 5:35, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 5:59, archived)
# Oh shit
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 6:22, archived)
# pffft!
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:43, archived)
# ooof!
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:56, archived)
# hahahaha
he loves it!
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:53, archived)
# I love when a Flan comes together.
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 13:49, archived)
# have a late click :D
that was ace
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 22:27, archived)
#
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 22:19, archived)
# You forgot to compo it
Because surely that is the epitome of heaven
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 22:31, archived)
# Gadgetlolz =D
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 22:35, archived)
# Ace
especially the chap with the white hair who's name i forgot
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 22:38, archived)
# Fanks.
His name is; Posh bloke that they give all the crap gadgets to review.

I think...
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 22:40, archived)
# Looks like Beavis.
AND Butthead.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 22:42, archived)
# I was thinking it makes him look like
Ted Danson.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 22:44, archived)
# Haha, yeah, I can sorta see that too :D
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 0:02, archived)
# Now I've got the Beavis laugh in my head...
Excellent.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 22:50, archived)
# Johnny Eyebrows
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 22:42, archived)
# Terence Teethmouth
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:05, archived)
# Phillip Schofield.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:12, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 22:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Heaven sounds brilliant. I can see why people want to go.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 21:02, archived)
# "Better to reign in Hell..."
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 21:06, archived)
# Ha!
How on earth does your brain come out with woo-stuff like this all the time?

It's not normal
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 21:21, archived)
# He works
in the hummus factory
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 21:46, archived)
# Hahaha.
I can't remember who said all the best music will be in hell, but they were right.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 21:47, archived)
# probably bill hicks
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 21:56, archived)
# good one!
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 21:49, archived)
# Sittin' in heaven doin' some praisin'
Me halo's right heavy, much to my chagrin.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 21:50, archived)
# That last slide must have taken you ages to do...
...I was going to count them, but I have just found Escape From New York on the telly.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 21:56, archived)
# I drew every one individually.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 21:58, archived)
# *critical straight-face collapse in 5... 4... 3...*
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 21:59, archived)
# Pffffffffffft
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 22:36, archived)
#
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 21:58, archived)
# top drawer
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 22:04, archived)
# This deserves to win
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 22:15, archived)
# Pause window
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 22:52, archived)
# exactly
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 1:20, archived)
# hahahahaha, excellent
Do you still get Sky+ there?
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:09, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:47, archived)
# It makes me so happy that somewhere in the world, this happened.
If it did.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:48, archived)
# Hahaha, I like the trail it cuts in the grass on the kerb.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:49, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:50, archived)
# Fuck you and your one more ha than Mu oneupmanship.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:51, archived)
# Hahahaha...ha!
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:54, archived)
# Very, very foolish words, man.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 21:23, archived)
# Coming along here with your extra hahas as if you're king of the clowns.
It ain't on, Boffo.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 21:33, archived)
# Don't get uptight with me, man. Cos if you do, I'll have to give you a dose of medicine.
And if you spike you, you'll know you've been spoken to.

If I medicined you, you'd think a brain tumour was a birthday present.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 21:37, archived)
# "Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a boxer."
"If you're a heavyweight-"
"SHUT UP I GET THE PUNCHLINE!"
*GLORIOUS UPPERCUT*
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 21:42, archived)
#
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 21:44, archived)
# YAY!
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 22:37, archived)
# That's like something out of Benny Hill


PS. You're barking
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:52, archived)
# He delivered the Cout de Gras
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:55, archived)
# He has no respect for the lawn.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:57, archived)
# Sharp as a blade though.
edit: No more puns?
That was cut short.
Guess I'll go trim my bushes.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 21:00, archived)
# Leafing so soon? ;)
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 21:15, archived)
# He doesn't want to soil his reputation by killing a pun-thread
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 21:43, archived)
# He mows it won't get any better than this.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 21:47, archived)
# Pfft................you guys raked in some good ones there................. o__o
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 21:55, archived)
# You really should have spade more attention.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 21:58, archived)
# I was distracted by gorgeous hose.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 22:01, archived)
# With a thick sprinkler.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 22:03, archived)
# Just stay out of her duckpond.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 22:04, archived)
# Even I'm not sure what I meant by that.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 22:05, archived)
# You poor sod!
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 2:28, archived)
# I meant ho's (hoes?)...what a complete tool i am.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 22:06, archived)
# Don't worry, in dew time, pun threads dry up.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 21:56, archived)
# Not if planted carefully.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 22:02, archived)
# You've sown the seed of doubt.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 22:03, archived)
# More like Witchgraft.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 22:09, archived)
# Stop hedging your bets.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 22:10, archived)
# ARBORt thread!
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 22:14, archived)
# I've seen many suc-seed, but a lot are cut short.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 22:04, archived)
# We'll-borrow some new puns then
in the hope they bear fruit, rather than vegetate.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 22:36, archived)
# Haha!
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:59, archived)
# \o/
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 21:09, archived)
# Best one XD
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 21:44, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 21:49, archived)
# I've had a small pee
in my pants like
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 22:49, archived)
[challenge entry] It's not just the tits

It's also the space between them
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 19:24, archived)
#
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 19:25, archived)
# ...and the silicone in them.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 19:27, archived)
# I believe it was Oppenheimer who first postulated:
skinny birds + massive bristols = silicon funbags
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 19:52, archived)
# that was Chubby Brown I think
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:09, archived)
# waits for it to animate
or make sense
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 19:29, archived)
# ^ This


(, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:13, archived)
# ^This
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:43, archived)
#
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 22:41, archived)
# Christ
Thanks for sharing. Bokes
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 22:45, archived)
# fake azz tits
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 19:29, archived)
# Hurr hurr, it's really fun to be straight, right fellas?
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 19:34, archived)
# I can't enough female reproductive organs
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 19:40, archived)
#
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 19:40, archived)
#
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 19:51, archived)
# MOGGY MUSIC!
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:07, archived)
# Wow... o____o that is awesome!
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:17, archived)
# More of the same. Bla, bla, bla, punk.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=--SzOUUz8Dc


Also, there's some guy on the radio who has taken a tape head and uses it to run across bar codes to make sounds with springs in a box.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:35, archived)
# Hoo, that's good :D
I know Jonsi from Sigur Ros uses a violin bow on an electric guitar, and to make the soundtrack for Dark Knight, Hans Zimmer used razor blades on wires.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:53, archived)
# cough*bindun*cough
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:57, archived)
# I love this kind of innovation in music; making sound in such an unconventional or unusual way.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 21:20, archived)
# Bartcop!
That's a political forum I used to hang out on around 2003.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 21:45, archived)
# the sternum?
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 19:41, archived)
# .
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 19:48, archived)
# ^ Would
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:16, archived)
#
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:36, archived)
#
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:46, archived)
# almost correct
missing the beer
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 19:51, archived)
# ^this
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 21:51, archived)
#
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:10, archived)
# By the looks of it you'd need to be about 8 inches tall to ride on it.
/ac
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:23, archived)
# best squirrel furry porn all day.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:24, archived)
# i find this rather creepy
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:31, archived)
#
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:43, archived)
# who's that?
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:56, archived)
# I'm not sure it matters.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 21:02, archived)
# it does to me.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 21:06, archived)
# Phil!
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 21:55, archived)
# GWARNT!
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:31, archived)
#
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:46, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 22:38, archived)
# Only about a week late, but have this anyway

Original here
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 19:05, archived)
# lovely, not seen the quo for a while
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 19:09, archived)
# Hahahaha
Love it
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 19:35, archived)
# that is amazing
well played
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 21:15, archived)
# that's well it :D
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 21:19, archived)
# I have always loved
the way that it looks like Art Garfunkel is wearing Paul Simon's hair as an EPIC moustache
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 14:06, archived)
# cannot unsee!
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 23:11, archived)
# haha
Superb!
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 23:10, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:47, archived)
# *Spangs self*
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:05, archived)
# Pffft!
You can share my spang*...

*no euphemism intended
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:08, archived)
# Oh dear
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:09, archived)
# Bob Holness has died?
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 18:44, archived)
# you just stepped over the spang line...
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:15, archived)
# Ha! That's terrible
Well done :D
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:19, archived)
# nerd norks
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:19, archived)
# pfft :D
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:20, archived)
#
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:32, archived)
#
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:46, archived)
# Haha!
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:58, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 18:32, archived)
# Hahaha top gurning child
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 19:26, archived)
# Spangalang....
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:48, archived)
#
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:51, archived)
# Spang time!
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:52, archived)
# YaY
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:56, archived)
#
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:23, archived)
#
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:35, archived)
#
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:54, archived)
# ARFUR!
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 21:56, archived)
# HAHAHA
dammit Crites
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:27, archived)
# has it landed yet ?
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:47, archived)
# hah!
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:52, archived)
# Blockbuster still exists?
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:55, archived)
# Just
about to go tits up any moment.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:58, archived)
# its certainly a sustainable business model
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 18:05, archived)
# In fact, it seems they make you take everything for at least 2 nights
Then charge you for two nights rental.
Thanks.
That helps.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 18:19, archived)
# Oh dear god.
Have my new spang....
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:57, archived)
# It's not gold, it's
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 18:01, archived)
# Oh no
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 18:21, archived)
# Okay. Wait here please while I back up a few blocks for MASSIVE SPANGING
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 18:55, archived)
#
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 19:04, archived)
#
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:59, archived)
# Ahahaha
He looks so happy... :)
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:05, archived)
# The perfect treat after fucking Gandalf.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:08, archived)
# Gandalf had better get some antivirals
That Mouth had a Sauron it.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:23, archived)
#
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:35, archived)
# Using one troublesome wizard to remove another is hardly wise.
Fire, lots of it.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:55, archived)
# ...or a dagger in the back, followed by a 10 story fall onto a giant water spike.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 18:01, archived)
# Haha!
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:10, archived)
# this reminds me
I've got some FAB's in the freezer!
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:16, archived)
# That reminds me...
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 19:01, archived)
# Elvis
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 19:47, archived)
# Thangyouveryfuck
uh-huh

:)
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 19:55, archived)
# Momma said my face would freeze like this.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 21:02, archived)
# FUCKYOUVERRAMUCH
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 2:07, archived)
# Robin's nicked his flake....
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:50, archived)
# mmmmm
mr whippy :D
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:35, archived)
# Gweetings pawishoners!

(so sorry.)
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:19, archived)
# don't you mean so sowwy?
sowwy
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:37, archived)
# heh,
maybe I'll update the image with Roy Hodgson at Euros time...
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:09, archived)
#
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:40, archived)
# aha...
not seen The Princess Bride myself but I've heard good things about it
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:11, archived)
# It is a fine fine thing...
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:13, archived)
# Get thee hence to a film acquisition place!
It's a must-watch filum.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:26, archived)
# Not seen 'The Princess Bride'?
Inconceivable!
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 18:18, archived)
# You keep using that word
I do not think it means what you think it means.
/ac
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 2:42, archived)
# ohthattookwaytoolongyoubastard
get thee to spang
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:01, archived)
# haha
a classic time-release moment ;)
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:10, archived)
# MORE PAWWA!
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:08, archived)
# ...by Iggy and the Stooges!
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:11, archived)
# knowwhatumsayin
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:19, archived)
# Ah, the guy who allegedly almost shoplifted a kitchen utensil
It was a whisk he was prepared to take.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:25, archived)
# Jesus Christ
Slams head on desk.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:41, archived)
# Should twy fairwy lickwid.....
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:51, archived)
# Bugger! Just missed my 14,000 b3ta post milestone...

(, Tue 22 May 2012, 15:44, archived)
# Being Herman looks difficult 0_0
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 15:48, archived)
# Very.
:D

(, Tue 22 May 2012, 15:50, archived)
# It takes practice...
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:47, archived)
# Hahah I'd forgotten how many of these I'd done!
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:54, archived)
# ^
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:56, archived)
# and
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:59, archived)
#
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:48, archived)
# lol pikeys
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:50, archived)
# me to :D
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 18:09, archived)
# perfect timing =))
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:11, archived)
# hahahaha
Wonderful
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:48, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:54, archived)
# hahahaha
I'm getting a bit tearful laughing at these again
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:58, archived)
# I think this is the best one.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 19:22, archived)
# ^this.. hahaha :D
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:37, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 15:59, archived)
# Threadsave!
:D

That's Sheep isn't it?

(, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:00, archived)
# it is
..Obi got him :)
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:03, archived)
# Obi-haaave, you naughty Jedi!
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:08, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:53, archived)
# Lucozade wobbles but it won't fall down
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:00, archived)
# Happy belated congrats
I have just missed my 28,947'th post
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:15, archived)
# Trapping a squirrel in a bottle
is just not on :p
Bravo on 14,000, shame you missed it, but I pictured you nude anyway...
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:15, archived)
#
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:26, archived)
#
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:39, archived)
# hahaha wtf?
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:55, archived)
#
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:57, archived)
#
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:02, archived)
#
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:59, archived)
# Hahahaha


Nick Clegg. Remember him? :P
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:45, archived)
# Haha:D
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:51, archived)
# Yay!
The true master is here...
:D

(, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:03, archived)
# From the makers of LoveGLOVE 2000:
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 15:11, archived)
# I could do with one of these
to relieve my RSI
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 15:14, archived)
# And they say it's your eyes that go first
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 15:15, archived)
# I just got new glasses :D
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 15:17, archived)
# Careful now... the protoype wasn't too successful:
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 15:23, archived)
# So that's how the Lorena Bobbitt incident really happened
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 15:25, archived)
# Ouch.
They must have hooked it up the wrong way round!
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 15:48, archived)
# *orders one for each arm*
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 15:27, archived)
# haha
they should hoock up with George Alagiah
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 15:37, archived)
# Hehehe
Porn version of Ghostbusters?
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:17, archived)
# Don't cross the streams!
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:21, archived)
# He looks like the love child of Nick Clegg and Anders Breivik
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:22, archived)
# ^^this. haha I was just going to say breivik
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:34, archived)

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