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try to get buried in a good mobile reception area, just in case
Seeing as I plan on being enbalmed first there's not much point.I do hope the family stump up for a better coffin than that one though.
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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 23 May 2012, 11:18,
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When I die, they're going to dress me up as Superman and drop me out of a plane.(
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 23 May 2012, 11:20,
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Get dressed up as father christmas and have them stuff you down some random chimney.(
Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 23 May 2012, 11:21,
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Hahahaha! Getting Gremlins flashbacks.
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 23 May 2012, 11:22,
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Star Trek Wars Scotty had his ashes sent into space on that rocket yesterday(
HEKIM Emily Maitlis's tits, Wed 23 May 2012, 11:28,
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He did indeed!They showed a few clips on the news last night, along with Shatner acting up a storm. :D
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 23 May 2012, 11:45,
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Is uber cool, I'll have to make do with being thrown off a cliff(my ashes - not my rotting cadaver)
( HEKIM Emily Maitlis's tits, Wed 23 May 2012, 11:51,
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I know there's a few people that have been cremated and turned into a pencil.I suppose that'd be fitting for me, being an illustrator. Technically, I'd still be working after I die. XD
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 23 May 2012, 12:03,
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I'm not tempted in case somebody used me to drawyiffing effing manga :D
( HEKIM Emily Maitlis's tits, Wed 23 May 2012, 12:18,
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Get embalmed with lighter fluid and stuffed with fireworksthen get an outdoors cremation.
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the sulfur burns will ruin the meat(
PedroHin VOTE ::: http://cheezburger.com/7463340544, Wed 23 May 2012, 12:58,
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Ha I love the bear one, here's a new yiff one for you :D
HEKIM Emily Maitlis's tits, Wed 23 May 2012, 11:05,
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I think you should buy her dinnerShe looks like she needs a decent meal or two
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Extinct Jesus Dossier BRB...gotta penis..., Wed 23 May 2012, 11:22,
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Good plan. :DI'm just as thin, if not thinner. Should get on like a house on fire.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 23 May 2012, 11:55,
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modelledCam'sheadroundaGumbyanditstilllookslikehimlol :)
E Dubya, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:07,
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And now for something completely different.
* mind the seams
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:19,
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Whatever happened to Mark Porter?(
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 23 May 2012, 16:02,
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WHERE'S ME LANCET?(
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:26,
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Brilliant(
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:26,
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I loik the sound of two bricks bangin together!(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:31,
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THE NEXT SKETCH IS ABOUT ACCOUNTANTS!ACCOUNTANTS!
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A Vagabond lol commie povvo, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:08,
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Yes yes yes yes yesBrilliant. Love the countdown
( spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:52,
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"I would put a tax... on all people... who stand... in water."(
Ham o' Shatner siggety siggety, Wed 23 May 2012, 13:31,
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Probably been done by Mr Wildish but anyway....
HappyToast nevermind eh,, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:44,
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Hahahaha.I'm more a 'get a bigger glass' person myself. :D
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riverghost needing a wee since, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:45,
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I am more of a pedantic dick myselfIf the glass is (or most recently was) in the process of being filled, it's half full.
If it's in the process of being emptied, it's half empty.
(If it's in the process of being emptied, it's half empty.
wangmaster2000, Wed 23 May 2012, 16:44,
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Database programmers saythe glass is twice as big as it needs to be
( MartinH, Wed 23 May 2012, 17:43,
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Beautiful work.:D
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Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Wed 23 May 2012, 12:36,
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ClassicPerfect picture for Day 6 - certainly the best specimens of man you could ask for.
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Photoshop Bitch jacked your sperm on, Wed 23 May 2012, 17:26,
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gwaaarn the Wurzels :D(
lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 24 May 2012, 11:05,
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Ha! Then I shall ruin the day... before JJ and the yiffers get here and do it.
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 23 May 2012, 6:47,
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Kittens, with tits!Ning TC
* ning real
(* ning real
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 23 May 2012, 6:53,
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...but obi wan isnt actually doing anything...? I guess he's using the force to slow down the GIFs frame rate.
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:21,
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Dave's looking good.(
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:27,
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PhwoarI'd like to show her my groundstrokes
ning :)
(ning :)
HEKIM Emily Maitlis's tits, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:32,
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O_Oand ning (again)
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 23 May 2012, 13:11,
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Woman burned to death after ignoring restricted hours in Yakub Muslim National Curfew for Whites; Are you next?The Patricia Dunn Melanoma Execution; Contra Costa County Yakub Muslims Publish Fiery Details of Burning Former Hewlett-Packard Chairman to Death, Warn Whites: Abide by National Curfew for Whites Hours: MONDAY-FRIDAY: 5AM-7AM, 11AM-1P, 5PM-6PM; SATURDAY. & SUNDAY: 5AM-7AM, 11AM-1PM, 4PM-5-M;
MOD EDIT crazy website spam
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allow me to be the firstto say fuck off!
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 23 May 2012, 3:03,
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This is not the place for that.Cummon. You've done more harm then good.
Now fuck off.
(Now fuck off.
PooPants Coz. Innit., Wed 23 May 2012, 4:06,
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HahaWell prepared :)
( Extinct Jesus Dossier BRB...gotta penis..., Wed 23 May 2012, 9:24,
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Does anybody knowDoes anybody know if you can feel it when one of these Yakub Muslims is standing behind you burning our necks or cheeks with their melanomas, sarcomas or carcinomas and if SPF will help?
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*throws apples at French people*(
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 23 May 2012, 3:14,
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my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.(, Wed 23 May 2012, 5:49, archived)
I need to go out and buy milk and cigs but I'm not sure of the white people curfew hours(, Wed 23 May 2012, 6:07, archived)
Wrap two layers of tin-foil around your neck.And use the remainder of the roll for a stylish hat.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 23 May 2012, 6:08,
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A french kid wrapped foil around my neck.I didn't like it.
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discomeats Meh., Wed 23 May 2012, 6:15,
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my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.(
mofaha aboard the ship of Theseus, Wed 23 May 2012, 4:00,
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but some Yakub Muslim burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
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Cockweasle, Wed 23 May 2012, 4:04,
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Feel the force of my mothers tongue over your fathers penis(
PooPants Coz. Innit., Wed 23 May 2012, 4:09,
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He's here to give you cancer in the fuck. 
Like a muslim with muslamic ray guns
hooker1uk wibblybobs the word., Wed 23 May 2012, 8:00,
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wasn't he called jeffrey last time?hahaha, just noticed that someone's actually told him to post the link here on the comments at the bottom of his blog...
( alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 23 May 2012, 5:03,
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THIS IS ONLY SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN IN FRANCE(
cowcat loves Choctopus milkshakes, Wed 23 May 2012, 3:12,
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"I didn't like it"my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
( mofaha aboard the ship of Theseus, Wed 23 May 2012, 3:48,
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You sir have touched my hams in ways they have not been touched,not been touched like that in years.
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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Wed 23 May 2012, 4:09,
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Yakub Muslims branding us w/melanomas in our unawaresI know a COUPLE of my friends have been diagnosed with the Yakub melanomas and the Yakub skin cancer. So it's NOT funny! The ones they are using UV light to assign on our skin are MUCH more aggressive than the regular ones.
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Doc'Dyslexia created that Cancer Potato character targeting that point.I just fleshed it out to a banner. I thought then, and still do, that it might
not be such a bad idea. People are sick little fucks and it actually could
draw in a buttload of cash.
(not be such a bad idea. People are sick little fucks and it actually could
draw in a buttload of cash.
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 23 May 2012, 6:29,
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There's another section of this sitewhere they enjoy this sort of thing.
www.b3ta.com/talk is there for you, man. It's named TALK because they only do serious stuff such as this. You posted in the bit that is for pictures.
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www.b3ta.com/talk is there for you, man. It's named TALK because they only do serious stuff such as this. You posted in the bit that is for pictures.
SoccerBall Lols* I never did understand Football?
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 23 May 2012, 5:34,
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I Googled, these are some of the people they're currently burning or have already killed
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The people who are DEAD do! The they're assigning MELANOMAS do! Those of us TRYING to PROTECT ourselves who HAVE to work around blacks we suspect are closet YAKUB MUSLIMS DO!
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do dead people really care? do they?Think about it ukip. do they?
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drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Wed 23 May 2012, 7:28,
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this is like catnippp but mair mentalYakub-muslim-melanoma doo doo doo doo
( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Wed 23 May 2012, 7:27,
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The furrins are giving us caaaaancer!If they can just add in travellers and benefits scroungers, it's a Daily Mail wet dream.
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secret diaries of kate mccann and the queen mum reveal that muslim mushrooms give you cancers(
drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Wed 23 May 2012, 7:34,
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i'm going to pretend that there wasnt a comment deletion hereI got so confused here
( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:25,
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Quote:
“The skin plagues and melanomas are the curse of God against white people for their skin sins and continued evil of today. In Daniel, Isaiah and Revelations God warns He will curse the evil with the Sores That Do Not Heal. Skin cancer and melanomas are these sores. “Based on their skin color, whites exalted …
MOD EDIT crazy website spam
Based on their skin color, whites exalted them-selves above all on the planet & called every-one else: ugly, evil & inferior. Now, that giving everyone else life burns their skin. That giving everyone else life is God. The sun is God. The sun hates white people. God Hates Whites & has fixed His light to discriminate between black & whites to destroy the whites. Ultra-violet light is the fire of the 2nd Rapture burn-ing evil from the earth, Dr. Yakub 7 Ali; “Do white children still deserve to play in the light of the Sun of God?” No, the Sun of God says.
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“The skin plagues and melanomas are the curse of God against white people for their skin sins and continued evil of today. In Daniel, Isaiah and Revelations God warns He will curse the evil with the Sores That Do Not Heal. Skin cancer and melanomas are these sores. “Based on their skin color, whites exalted …
MOD EDIT crazy website spam
Based on their skin color, whites exalted them-selves above all on the planet & called every-one else: ugly, evil & inferior. Now, that giving everyone else life burns their skin. That giving everyone else life is God. The sun is God. The sun hates white people. God Hates Whites & has fixed His light to discriminate between black & whites to destroy the whites. Ultra-violet light is the fire of the 2nd Rapture burn-ing evil from the earth, Dr. Yakub 7 Ali; “Do white children still deserve to play in the light of the Sun of God?” No, the Sun of God says.
SoPlease tell us your views on Morgellon's, Dave Dees, alien abductions, shapeshifters, 21/12/12 and September 11th.
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and Horse is an AlienI WANT TO BELIEVE
( monkeon schmonkeon www.monkeon.co.uk, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:00,
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how does it all fit together??Is everyone all conspiricying against each other all times?
( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:05,
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We call the successful conspiracies governments.oh.. wait
THEY GOT ME MAN! MY POUNDLAND TINFOIL WASN'T STRONG ENOUGH
DAMN IT I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE USED ONLY THE HIGH QUALITY BACOFOIL BRANDED TINFOIL
*runs off screaming*
(THEY GOT ME MAN! MY POUNDLAND TINFOIL WASN'T STRONG ENOUGH
DAMN IT I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE USED ONLY THE HIGH QUALITY BACOFOIL BRANDED TINFOIL
*runs off screaming*
discomeats Meh., Wed 23 May 2012, 8:11,
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It's past curfewNow fuck off back to your wanking-chariot you fucking nutcase
( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:03,
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Slight problem with this nonsense is that everyone looks nasty in UV*Everyone*
Irrespective of skin colour.
But hey, fantasies reinforce themselves by virtue of their existence.
How sad that some people have nothing in them but hate, fear and despair.
(Irrespective of skin colour.
But hey, fantasies reinforce themselves by virtue of their existence.
How sad that some people have nothing in them but hate, fear and despair.
discomeats Meh., Wed 23 May 2012, 8:25,
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fuck youI look awesome with my blue face and bright green teeth. i like wearing white tshirts and pretending im in Tron
( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:29,
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I think it's a clever viral ad campaign for Ambre SolaireHappy Toast:
Dredd trailer, good or not?
*said while peeping through fingers tears in eyes*
If joe takes his cunting helmet off in this one, it's fucking jihadtime
(Dredd trailer, good or not?
*said while peeping through fingers tears in eyes*
If joe takes his cunting helmet off in this one, it's fucking jihadtime
drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:12,
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as soon as I see the trailer I'll let you know(
HappyToast nevermind eh,, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:39,
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Pfft i see... i thought "was waiting..." referred to the recent pastCarry on
( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:42,
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on the plus sideI submitted my Dredd story this morning. Not the best of my work, and the original draft was about 10% over the word limit so I had to hack off large chunks here and there and the plot sounds far too rushed and lacking in descriptions, but it's done.
I had an epic Hotdog-Run story I used often as an RPG scenario that I wanted to write up sometime, but then a little searching finds a very similar idea was used with some floaty shark things years ago. Ah well.
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I had an epic Hotdog-Run story I used often as an RPG scenario that I wanted to write up sometime, but then a little searching finds a very similar idea was used with some floaty shark things years ago. Ah well.
best of luck chap, hope to see you waving a lawgiver soon ;)(
HappyToast nevermind eh,, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:55,
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I AM THE LAW!Ta muchly. Wonder if the Captain has submitted anything yet?
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Although by no means the firstallow me to say 'fuck off'.
( Funkenschlag still likes dogs more than cats, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:23,
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allow me to be the lastto say fuck off
( Ministry of Shelving dreambase: locked in your oven by a Ragga Twin, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:51,
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allow ME to be the last to tell you to fuck off(
mr horrible prick wanker, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:59,
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Ta(
Michael Ellis In other words "Art thief still keep cartoonist", Wed 23 May 2012, 11:45,
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Fuck off(
Michael Ellis In other words "Art thief still keep cartoonist", Wed 23 May 2012, 11:44,
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FUCK OFFyou last fuck off stealer
( Ministry of Shelving dreambase: locked in your oven by a Ragga Twin, Wed 23 May 2012, 22:03,
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You, sir, are a cunt-puffin.
Now get to fuck.
Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 23 May 2012, 14:53,
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Swallow it further! I wanna see them balls pop
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 23 May 2012, 0:01,
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TJ:the olympic torch goes through my town tomorrow, how quickly do you think I would be arrested if I turned up to watch the procession whilst carrying a fire extinguisher?
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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 23 May 2012, 0:42,
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as fun as it soundsI think the reality of it would be a bit too real - www.youtube.com/watch?v=veRT4d2aDzo
( Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 23 May 2012, 0:47,
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Serious scratch of foreheadtime for bed
and yes I remember all that bollokcs, oh well
(and yes I remember all that bollokcs, oh well
Jahled Kitab al-Azif, Wed 23 May 2012, 0:57,
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If you do it, I'll give you the 1.5 million pointson my frequent internet users card.
Everything in Japanese rooms is so tiny.
(Everything in Japanese rooms is so tiny.
Colonel Boris Back from Australia to save b3ta, Wed 23 May 2012, 0:47,
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a safer thing would be to hold out a cigarette and shout"GIS US A LIGHT MATE!"
( Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 23 May 2012, 0:51,
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I think you've just earned 200 points on your card. Let me know if it works - I'm off birdwatching.
( Colonel Boris Back from Australia to save b3ta, Wed 23 May 2012, 0:54,
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After the trial, you'd be an instant celebrity. I hate the Olympics just for the fucking carbon footprint.
( cowcat loves Choctopus milkshakes, Wed 23 May 2012, 2:12,
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What you don't seeis what's going on 'down below'.
( PooPants Coz. Innit., Wed 23 May 2012, 1:58,
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this is excellent, i've started making something similar. i should maybe finish it
( Cockweasle, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:45,
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thanx :Di like the coloured up doodles better, but didn't want to post them without making an effort & needed it out my head..
also i have made a cat wot plays the geetar gif in reserve ;))
(also i have made a cat wot plays the geetar gif in reserve ;))
maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 23 May 2012, 0:04,
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He's easily pleased
Edit: Thanks guys :)
Photoshop Bitch jacked your sperm on, Tue 22 May 2012, 22:51,
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Hahaha fantastic(
charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Tue 22 May 2012, 22:54,
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ahahahahaha(
Ministry of Shelving dreambase: locked in your oven by a Ragga Twin, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:27,
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YES!A perfect time for me to return to the board!
( mofaha aboard the ship of Theseus, Wed 23 May 2012, 2:04,
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You forgot to compo itBecause surely that is the epitome of heaven
( Ghoti Fingers, Tue 22 May 2012, 22:31,
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Aceespecially the chap with the white hair who's name i forgot
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 22 May 2012, 22:38,
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Fanks.His name is; Posh bloke that they give all the crap gadgets to review.
I think...
(I think...
addickted has attained freedom, Tue 22 May 2012, 22:40,
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Looks like Beavis.AND Butthead.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 22 May 2012, 22:42,
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I was thinking it makes him look likeTed Danson.
( monkeon schmonkeon www.monkeon.co.uk, Tue 22 May 2012, 22:44,
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Haha, yeah, I can sorta see that too :D(
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 23 May 2012, 0:02,
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Now I've got the Beavis laugh in my head...Excellent.
( addickted has attained freedom, Tue 22 May 2012, 22:50,
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Heaven sounds brilliant. I can see why people want to go.
monkeon schmonkeon www.monkeon.co.uk, Tue 22 May 2012, 21:02,
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Ha! How on earth does your brain come out with woo-stuff like this all the time?
It's not normal
(It's not normal
Jahled Kitab al-Azif, Tue 22 May 2012, 21:21,
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Hahaha.I can't remember who said all the best music will be in hell, but they were right.
( Mushroom, Tue 22 May 2012, 21:47,
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Sittin' in heaven doin' some praisin'Me halo's right heavy, much to my chagrin.
( Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 22 May 2012, 21:50,
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That last slide must have taken you ages to do......I was going to count them, but I have just found Escape From New York on the telly.
( Sipowicz Official member of Team Seam, Tue 22 May 2012, 21:56,
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I drew every one individually.(
monkeon schmonkeon www.monkeon.co.uk, Tue 22 May 2012, 21:58,
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*critical straight-face collapse in 5... 4... 3...*(
Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 22 May 2012, 21:59,
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It makes me so happy that somewhere in the world, this happened.If it did.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:48,
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Hahaha, I like the trail it cuts in the grass on the kerb.(
Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:49,
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Fuck you and your one more ha than Mu oneupmanship.(
Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:51,
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Coming along here with your extra hahas as if you're king of the clowns.It ain't on, Boffo.
( Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 22 May 2012, 21:33,
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Don't get uptight with me, man. Cos if you do, I'll have to give you a dose of medicine. And if you spike you, you'll know you've been spoken to.
If I medicined you, you'd think a brain tumour was a birthday present.
(If I medicined you, you'd think a brain tumour was a birthday present.
Jahled Kitab al-Azif, Tue 22 May 2012, 21:37,
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"Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a boxer.""If you're a heavyweight-"
"SHUT UP I GET THE PUNCHLINE!"
*GLORIOUS UPPERCUT*
("SHUT UP I GET THE PUNCHLINE!"
*GLORIOUS UPPERCUT*
Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 22 May 2012, 21:42,
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That's like something out of Benny HillPS. You're barking
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:52,
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He delivered the Cout de Gras(
Photoshop Bitch jacked your sperm on, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:55,
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Sharp as a blade though.edit: No more puns?
That was cut short.
Guess I'll go trim my bushes.
(That was cut short.
Guess I'll go trim my bushes.
atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 22 May 2012, 21:00,
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He doesn't want to soil his reputation by killing a pun-thread(
Extinct Jesus Dossier BRB...gotta penis..., Tue 22 May 2012, 21:43,
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Pfft................you guys raked in some good ones there................. o__o
atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 22 May 2012, 21:55,
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I meant ho's (hoes?)...what a complete tool i am.(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 22 May 2012, 22:06,
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Don't worry, in dew time, pun threads dry up.(
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 22 May 2012, 21:56,
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Not if planted carefully.(
MadCatMan Listening to Gong again, on, Tue 22 May 2012, 22:02,
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I've seen many suc-seed, but a lot are cut short.(
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 22 May 2012, 22:04,
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We'll-borrow some new puns thenin the hope they bear fruit, rather than vegetate.
( MadCatMan Listening to Gong again, on, Tue 22 May 2012, 22:36,
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I've had a small peein my pants like
( spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 22 May 2012, 22:49,
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It's not just the tits
It's also the space between them
phatotis while ($hair < $clean) { lather; rinse; }, Tue 22 May 2012, 19:24,
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...and the silicone in them.(
MadCatMan Listening to Gong again, on, Tue 22 May 2012, 19:27,
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I believe it was Oppenheimer who first postulated:skinny birds + massive bristols = silicon funbags
(
cumquat may because you're mine, I walk the lino, Tue 22 May 2012, 19:52,
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Hurr hurr, it's really fun to be straight, right fellas?(
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 22 May 2012, 19:34,
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I can't enough female reproductive organs(
cumquat may because you're mine, I walk the lino, Tue 22 May 2012, 19:40,
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More of the same. Bla, bla, bla, punk. www.youtube.com/watch?v=--SzOUUz8Dc
Also, there's some guy on the radio who has taken a tape head and uses it to run across bar codes to make sounds with springs in a box.
(Also, there's some guy on the radio who has taken a tape head and uses it to run across bar codes to make sounds with springs in a box.
cowcat loves Choctopus milkshakes, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:35,
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Hoo, that's good :DI know Jonsi from Sigur Ros uses a violin bow on an electric guitar, and to make the soundtrack for Dark Knight, Hans Zimmer used razor blades on wires.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:53,
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I love this kind of innovation in music; making sound in such an unconventional or unusual way.(
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 22 May 2012, 21:20,
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Bartcop!That's a political forum I used to hang out on around 2003.
( cowcat loves Choctopus milkshakes, Tue 22 May 2012, 21:45,
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almost correctmissing the beer
( Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 22 May 2012, 19:51,
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By the looks of it you'd need to be about 8 inches tall to ride on it./ac
( Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:23,
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best squirrel furry porn all day.(
mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:24,
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GWARNT!(
Ministry of Shelving dreambase: locked in your oven by a Ragga Twin, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:31,
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lovely, not seen the quo for a while
cumquat may because you're mine, I walk the lino, Tue 22 May 2012, 19:09,
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I have always lovedthe way that it looks like Art Garfunkel is wearing Paul Simon's hair as an EPIC moustache
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 14:06,
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Pffft!You can share my spang*...
*no euphemism intended
(*no euphemism intended
The Silent Channel This is Steve's slice!, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:08,
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you just stepped over the spang line...
Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 22 May 2012, 17:15,
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Ha! That's terribleWell done :D
( Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:19,
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Spangalang....(
The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:48,
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Justabout to go tits up any moment.
( spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:58,
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In fact, it seems they make you take everything for at least 2 nightsThen charge you for two nights rental.
Thanks.
That helps.
(Thanks.
That helps.
joefish The day the motion stopped, Tue 22 May 2012, 18:19,
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Okay. Wait here please while I back up a few blocks for MASSIVE SPANGING(
mediocre approves, Tue 22 May 2012, 18:55,
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AhahahaHe looks so happy... :)
( The Silent Channel This is Steve's slice!, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:05,
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The perfect treat after fucking Gandalf.(
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:08,
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Gandalf had better get some antiviralsThat Mouth had a Sauron it.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:23,
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Using one troublesome wizard to remove another is hardly wise.Fire, lots of it.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:55,
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...or a dagger in the back, followed by a 10 story fall onto a giant water spike.(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 22 May 2012, 18:01,
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this reminds meI've got some FAB's in the freezer!
( Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 22 May 2012, 17:16,
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Thangyouveryfuckuh-huh
:)
(:)
Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 22 May 2012, 19:55,
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Momma said my face would freeze like this.(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 22 May 2012, 21:02,
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Robin's nicked his flake....(
The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:50,
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Gweetings pawishoners!
(so sorry.)
The Silent Channel This is Steve's slice!, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:19,
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don't you mean so sowwy?sowwy
( Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 22 May 2012, 16:37,
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heh,maybe I'll update the image with Roy Hodgson at Euros time...
( The Silent Channel This is Steve's slice!, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:09,
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aha...not seen The Princess Bride myself but I've heard good things about it
( The Silent Channel This is Steve's slice!, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:11,
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It is a fine fine thing...(
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:13,
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Get thee hence to a film acquisition place!It's a must-watch filum.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:26,
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Not seen 'The Princess Bride'?Inconceivable!
( joefish The day the motion stopped, Tue 22 May 2012, 18:18,
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You keep using that wordI do not think it means what you think it means.
/ac
(/ac
RedHouse Missed my b3taday, dammit!, Wed 23 May 2012, 2:42,
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hahaa classic time-release moment ;)
( The Silent Channel This is Steve's slice!, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:10,
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...by Iggy and the Stooges!(
The Silent Channel This is Steve's slice!, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:11,
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Ah, the guy who allegedly almost shoplifted a kitchen utensilIt was a whisk he was prepared to take.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:25,
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Should twy fairwy lickwid.....(
The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:51,
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Bugger! Just missed my 14,000 b3ta post milestone...
Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Tue 22 May 2012, 15:44,
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Being Herman looks difficult 0_0(
Extinct Jesus Dossier BRB...gotta penis..., Tue 22 May 2012, 15:48,
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Very.:D
( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Tue 22 May 2012, 15:50,
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Hahah I'd forgotten how many of these I'd done!
Barbarossa is back!!!!, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:54,
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hahahahaI'm getting a bit tearful laughing at these again
( spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:58,
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I think this is the best one.(
Jimbotfu DJ Bob Hoskins, going mental in a dustbin, Tue 22 May 2012, 19:22,
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Threadsave!:D
That's Sheep isn't it?
(That's Sheep isn't it?
Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:00,
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Lucozade wobbles but it won't fall down(
HEKIM Emily Maitlis's tits, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:00,
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Happy belated congrats Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:15,
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Trapping a squirrel in a bottleis just not on :p
Bravo on 14,000, shame you missed it, but I pictured you nude anyway...
(Bravo on 14,000, shame you missed it, but I pictured you nude anyway...
The Silent Channel This is Steve's slice!, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:15,
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Yay!The true master is here...
:D
(:D
Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:03,
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From the makers of LoveGLOVE 2000:
Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 22 May 2012, 15:11,
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I could do with one of theseto relieve my RSI
( HEKIM Emily Maitlis's tits, Tue 22 May 2012, 15:14,
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Careful now... the protoype wasn't too successful:(
Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Tue 22 May 2012, 15:23,
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Ouch.They must have hooked it up the wrong way round!
( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 22 May 2012, 15:48,
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*orders one for each arm*(
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 22 May 2012, 15:27,
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hahathey should hoock up with George Alagiah
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 22 May 2012, 15:37,
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HehehePorn version of Ghostbusters?
( The Silent Channel This is Steve's slice!, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:17,
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He looks like the love child of Nick Clegg and Anders Breivik(
Dixon Bawls, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:22,
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