Brilliantly done.
But also made me feel sad and I'm not sure why :(
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Wed 23 May 2012, 23:56,
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Excellent, but that's almost a meg, Herman. Sort it out, there's a love.
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Thu 24 May 2012, 6:22,
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Browsing where to go on hols and came across.....HEEEH...HEEEEEH!
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YES! THank you :-)
I'm fascinated with the mounting, how did you get it printed onto that sheet? But I'm v.v.v. pleased with it, thank you sir. I thought I got it for a steal so I bunged in a bit extra. Many tas, and we're getting it framed :-)
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Wed 23 May 2012, 22:58,
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NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - FUCK YEAH EXPLOSIONS
This week's challenge is to celebrate the magnificence of explosions. So photoshop them. Or cause them. And photoshop the results. PS: don't cause them.
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Wed 23 May 2012, 21:07,
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This week's challenge is to celebrate the magnificence of explosions. So photoshop them. Or cause them. And photoshop the results. PS: don't cause them.
I was just going to say...
I'm giving this a click just for the Chris Morris reference and it shouldn't be last anyway...
Good work BLD...*click*
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Sat 26 May 2012, 1:07,
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Good work BLD...*click*
Blatant threadjack
What happened to this morning's nutter? I even went to the trouble of changing my name and everything, then I got home to find he's disappeared.
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Wed 23 May 2012, 21:09,
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was it you who originally did this?
Always loved this.. makes a brilliant picture even better!
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Thu 24 May 2012, 16:47,
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i love this
whats the chances of getting it big enough to print off, frame and put on the wall? :)
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Fri 25 May 2012, 9:51,
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I like the cut of your jib, Sir!!
....and at the age of 13, I travelled all the way to London to see it at the Tate(?). It had been taken off show to be cleaned.
Fucksocks.
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Thu 24 May 2012, 21:23,
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Fucksocks.
I'll note that you didn't compo this
but not extend the same courtesy to Muggins up there
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Thu 24 May 2012, 5:20,
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Why thank you sir.
I am contemplating blatant theft and making a cryptic.
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Wed 23 May 2012, 19:50,
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i often get turned on by thinking about my sister
but apart from that i'm fine thank you
You?
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Wed 23 May 2012, 20:55,
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You?
I should have saved it for a busier time
it is about to get lost in the compo rush.
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Wed 23 May 2012, 21:13,
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haha I spent waaaaaaay too long creating what's most likely a bindun
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I voted for David Bowie
because he didn't have any votes and I felt bad for him.
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Wed 23 May 2012, 19:17,
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I voted for David Bowie
because you did and I felt bad for you.
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Wed 23 May 2012, 19:25,
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I voted for David Bowie
because I think that it is becoming a meme.
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Wed 23 May 2012, 19:31,
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I voted for David Bowie
because I genuinely like the idea of a David Bowie challenge
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Wed 23 May 2012, 19:52,
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I voted for David Bowie
because he spent part of the eighties in trousers pulled up to his chest
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Wed 23 May 2012, 20:21,
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I haven't voted yet.
Tough choice between between 2000AD and explosions...
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Wed 23 May 2012, 21:00,
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If the 2000AD one was for British comics in general, I'd vote for that.
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Wed 23 May 2012, 19:17,
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2000AD took over a few British comics
Starlord, Tornado, off the top of my head
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Wed 23 May 2012, 19:28,
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*Wikis* Oh yeah, so they did.
Admittedly, I only really know of one 2000AD comic; Judge Dredd. I think most of those on the list are a bit before my time. :S
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Wed 23 May 2012, 19:31,
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That does ring a bell... I think someone was talking about it on here a while ago.
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Wed 23 May 2012, 19:36,
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I was expecting something a bit like a radioactive Scooby Doo.
( ,
Wed 23 May 2012, 19:39,
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So it's:
comics most people have never read
bowie's face
olympic rings
or explode.gif
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Wed 23 May 2012, 19:26,
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bowie's face
olympic rings
or explode.gif
Exactly. An epic explode thread would be fun. But a week of it?
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Wed 23 May 2012, 19:35,
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Isn't there some way just to cheat to get a result that suits you better?
I know you can't vote-rig any more, but maybe you could send Fraser some cash?
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Wed 23 May 2012, 19:37,
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I voted for Rainbow Dinosaurs
because it didn't have any votes and I felt bad for it.
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Wed 23 May 2012, 19:41,
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I do, but there's too much choice.
I think I'll just leave it.
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Wed 23 May 2012, 19:49,
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I would have thought you'd pick Bowie.
What with him being a gay-dinosaur and all.
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Wed 23 May 2012, 19:24,
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Oh um err
I dunno
Edit: donates vote to explosions as it won't be quite as shit as comics
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Wed 23 May 2012, 19:37,
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Edit: donates vote to explosions as it won't be quite as shit as comics
I'm not voting for any of those
2000ad - never read it
david bowie - meh
olympics - they can fuck right off
explosions - the board will fill up with huge gifs
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Wed 23 May 2012, 19:43,
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david bowie - meh
olympics - they can fuck right off
explosions - the board will fill up with huge gifs
Mainly this ^
Except I think D. Bowie would be good. He wore silly face paint, you can make puns out of all his song titles &tc.
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Wed 23 May 2012, 20:36,
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*goes to Wikipedia*
Attack the G8 Summit?! What the...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Monster_X_Strikes_Back/Attack_the_G8_Summit
I have to say though, this does sound rather good.
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Wed 23 May 2012, 20:08,
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Monster_X_Strikes_Back/Attack_the_G8_Summit
I have to say though, this does sound rather good.
This one?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_X_from_Outer_Space
Sounds interesting ^^
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Wed 23 May 2012, 20:19,
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Sounds interesting ^^
No, I did not see that one.
I did see all of Godzilla's movies though. ^__^
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Wed 23 May 2012, 20:33,
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Yeesh. Google translate really stinks at Japanese.
What you just wrote:
As for electrocution, he is the.
I hope liking your fried food.
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Wed 23 May 2012, 20:26,
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As for electrocution, he is the.
I hope liking your fried food.
I said, "He's about to be electrocuted. I hope you like fried foods."
:D
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Wed 23 May 2012, 20:34,
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2000ad for 2 reasons:
1. because it's fucking ace
2. because the others are fucking pish
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Wed 23 May 2012, 20:24,
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2. because the others are fucking pish
I'll be making pics regardless of what wins
it's funny how some of the folk who whinge the loudest rarely post pics anyway
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Wed 23 May 2012, 20:51,
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They are the people who don't join in on /board much
but like to scour the Image Challenge feed for lols they can spread on facebook
( ,
Wed 23 May 2012, 20:55,
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I think it's because I said Jodie Marsh was like "a shoe full of soup skins". XD
( ,
Wed 23 May 2012, 18:00,
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Maybe [mod edit] is [mod edit]!
I forgot who it was I replied to, but that post's gone too.
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Wed 23 May 2012, 18:18,
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Apparently there's a full "village" of them. Well, an encampment.
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TJ
fuckin' weather made me sleep longer than I should have, I put my head down for a rest just before 9am, woke up past 5pm, too late to post an eBay item damnit
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Wed 23 May 2012, 17:58,
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fuckin' weather made me sleep longer than I should have, I put my head down for a rest just before 9am, woke up past 5pm, too late to post an eBay item damnit
I'm glad I bought a mini coca-cola glass fronted fridge a few weeks back
now stocked with lots of cold drinks and within arms reach :)
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Wed 23 May 2012, 18:20,
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Gods,
I can tell just by a glance that you used Bridget Powers' body for that.
I need to get out more.
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Wed 23 May 2012, 18:43,
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I need to get out more.
THERE ARE 4 PUBES ON THE RIGHT TESTICLE
THIS IS AGAINST THE REGULATIONS
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Wed 23 May 2012, 16:49,
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The only entertaining thing about the Tour de France
is that the French go out and draw massive CDCs all over the road beforehand, and sometimes someone will fall off right next to one so the cameras have to keep focused on it
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Wed 23 May 2012, 16:49,
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Found this on a beach last year...
And no, I didn't make it.
(If I did, it would be *much* bigger...)
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Wed 23 May 2012, 17:04,
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And no, I didn't make it.
(If I did, it would be *much* bigger...)
how come we never see crop circles like this
well, aside from not being in totality a circle
but it's the principle of the thing!
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Wed 23 May 2012, 18:18,
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but it's the principle of the thing!
Your picture's a bit big, try switching on compression when you save as a jpg
you want to get it under 100k when posting on the board
*edit - resizing is one way, but have a play with compression, you can keep the dimensions nice and high that way
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Wed 23 May 2012, 16:56,
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*edit - resizing is one way, but have a play with compression, you can keep the dimensions nice and high that way
I originally linked directly to Flickr and they don't compress much... now replaced with a littl'un :)
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Wed 23 May 2012, 17:01,
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I was going for old-school Eastenders...?
[edit] though he did do an Oasis (the drink) advert as I recall
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Wed 23 May 2012, 16:47,
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Yeah, it was an Oasis advert. :)
This one, actually.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikEO4lz3hs4
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Wed 23 May 2012, 16:50,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikEO4lz3hs4
I assumed it was
Greg Mitchell the beautiful sandy coloured labrador
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Wed 23 May 2012, 16:52,
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She is a ghoul, leeching ideas from other artists until they are as dry as a pensioner's fanny
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Wed 23 May 2012, 16:45,
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wouldn't know that
never touch 'em
....pensioners fannies that is
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Wed 23 May 2012, 17:09,
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....pensioners fannies that is
Likewise :D didn't think much of New Vegas, but FO3 is an excellent game.
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Hi Moggy
I'll be in Osaka on Saturday, would you like to meet up?
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Wed 23 May 2012, 17:05,
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Really? :)
Sorry.
If I'm not busy working, I would like to meet you.
^^;
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Wed 23 May 2012, 17:10,
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If I'm not busy working, I would like to meet you.
^^;
cool, i'm off to kyoto on the 31st before heading up to tsuruga.
I'll send you a message when I get my internet sorted and maybe we can make some plans!
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Wed 23 May 2012, 17:13,
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Agreed
Sort of like a Loch Ness Monster or Bigfoot sighting, isn't it?
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Wed 23 May 2012, 17:36,
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Kyoto, the anagram lover's Tokyo
(yes I know this joke is not technically grammatically correct you pendants).
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Wed 23 May 2012, 18:16,
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A rabbit would not wear a gasmask
as it wouldn't seal. This is why soldiers are not allowed beards. That is all.
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Wed 23 May 2012, 17:29,
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How about this fella?
www.foreignpolicy.com/files/images/1373499.jpg
Then again, he doesn't look the type to need a pussy-ass gas mask.
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Wed 23 May 2012, 17:37,
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Then again, he doesn't look the type to need a pussy-ass gas mask.
Yeah, I think he's SAD/SOG or Navy SEALs.
I imagine the regular grunt would have to go clean shaven though.
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Wed 23 May 2012, 17:45,
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Actually
I think he might be a corporal in the Queens Own Brian Blessed Brigade. Top secret until they shout orders.
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Wed 23 May 2012, 17:48,
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I think the main reason a rabbit wouldn't wear a gas mask
is that it's a rabbit.
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Wed 23 May 2012, 18:59,
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Clegg had initially been so thrilled to be invited to Gideon's 41st
But now even a balloon Lib Dem logo can't cheer him up
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Wed 23 May 2012, 15:38,
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But now even a balloon Lib Dem logo can't cheer him up
I read today that Nick Clegg has promised that gay marriage is definitely going to happen
Which is a shame, because I thought it would have been a good idea
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Wed 23 May 2012, 16:00,
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Ladies and Aliens, The President of the Galaxy. Also, the draw-off thread, for our older readers.
Original version without the Joo Janta Peril Sensitive Sunglasses.
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Wed 23 May 2012, 15:00,
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Original version without the Joo Janta Peril Sensitive Sunglasses.
No. They're making fun of you.
Jolly Jack has drawn a Vogon, a character from The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy. They do good poems.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5ITvG938Cs&t=3m29s
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Wed 23 May 2012, 16:02,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5ITvG938Cs&t=3m29s
When I grow up I want to be a Vogon
from last time this went down
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Wed 23 May 2012, 16:18,
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from last time this went down
Ha ha ha! I know who it's supposed to be on the left,
but fuck that looks like Justin Lee Collins.
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Wed 23 May 2012, 15:14,
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I think the look was based on Justin Lee Collins and the bloke from Nickelback
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Wed 23 May 2012, 15:15,
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Rockwell nailed it for me. Sad that Ford was essentially written out from thereafter.
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Wed 23 May 2012, 15:54,
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I've never felt let down by Sam Rockwell
Though he was rather fighting the tide in the HHGTTG movie.
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Wed 23 May 2012, 16:25,
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Uncanny.
With major unelective surgery, they could make a convincing Zaphod.
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Wed 23 May 2012, 15:22,
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With slightly cheaper surgery*
They'd make even better fertiliser
* - shooting
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Wed 23 May 2012, 15:34,
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* - shooting
That boy gets around
Click for bigger (235 kb)
After a long absence hopefully some cleaver sod hasn't beaten me to the punch.
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Wed 23 May 2012, 13:42,
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Click for bigger (235 kb)
After a long absence hopefully some cleaver sod hasn't beaten me to the punch.
I have high hopes for him bringing home the Eurovision this year.
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Wed 23 May 2012, 13:44,
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Well I am at work
and I'll admit I know it's probably about someone called John Terry, whose name I've heard in relation to the footballs.
That's it - I couldn't even name which team he plays for. Or what he does for that team. Or if he's a racist or a wifebeater or one of those superinjunction people.
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Wed 23 May 2012, 14:14,
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That's it - I couldn't even name which team he plays for. Or what he does for that team. Or if he's a racist or a wifebeater or one of those superinjunction people.
He's the pride of Engerland's The Footballs team
and a violent racist (allegedly)
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Wed 23 May 2012, 14:34,
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Ah right.
And this is funny because E.T. was a violent racist footballer too, presumably?
( ,
Wed 23 May 2012, 14:39,
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There is a reason behind it that makes it mildly amusing
but I can't really be arsed explaining!
( ,
Wed 23 May 2012, 14:43,
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Annoyingly, this is probably the best recap of things
www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2147331/The-mocking-John-Terry-Twitter.html
(annoying due to the Daily Fail-ness of the link)
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Wed 23 May 2012, 16:01,
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(annoying due to the Daily Fail-ness of the link)
I won't believe it works until some made-up quotes by non-existent scientists are appended
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Wed 23 May 2012, 13:36,
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I now believe this is a genuine solution to a genuine threat
Please send me a five-pack in assorted colours. I enclose a postal order for sixpence.
( ,
Wed 23 May 2012, 13:59,
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Muslim Death
Muslim Death
Muslim Death
Muslim Death
Muslim Death
Muslim Death
Muslim Death
Muslim Death
( ,
Wed 23 May 2012, 13:39,
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Muslim Death
Muslim Death
Muslim Death
Muslim Death
Muslim Death
Muslim Death
Lame Shit Mud
Lame Shit Mud
Lame Shit Mud
Lame Shit Mud
Lame Shit Mud
Lame Shit Mud
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Wed 23 May 2012, 14:19,
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Lame Shit Mud
Lame Shit Mud
Lame Shit Mud
Lame Shit Mud
*scrolls down*
Crikey, they were about as stable as 1 legged Grand Piano!
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Wed 23 May 2012, 13:41,
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I rather missed the original event but it did seem particularly divorced from reality and therefore worthy of a light-hearted pictoral send-up.
( ,
Wed 23 May 2012, 13:54,
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I won't believe this till I see a Recent Report that says it works during white curfew
( ,
Wed 23 May 2012, 14:01,
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I'm not clicking this link
because I don't trust those www.recentreports.org.uk/effectivenessoftinfoilheadscarvesduringwhitecurfew.htm websites.
( ,
Wed 23 May 2012, 14:19,
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It was a rather odd thing, wonder if he took my advice and went to /talk about it
( ,
Wed 23 May 2012, 14:05,
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Muslims giving you cancer...
...this man is clearly a Daily Mail reporter.
( ,
Wed 23 May 2012, 15:07,
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arrrgh
uncooked richmond skinless sausage* legs
*other manufacturers skinless sausages are also available
( ,
Wed 23 May 2012, 13:24,
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*other manufacturers skinless sausages are also available
That's some mighty constipation
Is she in Joanna Lumley's house?
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Wed 23 May 2012, 14:03,
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Or was that when she picked up her OBE?
Toilet duck by appointment to her majesty
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Wed 23 May 2012, 14:14,
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Okay, how about Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy?
Just re-read Mostly Harmless and it left me depressed.
( ,
Wed 23 May 2012, 11:32,
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Too late.
It was a mess, but it did have some nice bits in it. Zooey Deschanel, mostly.
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Wed 23 May 2012, 11:43,
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Vogons were incredible
infinite improbability sequences (wool characters :D)
the look of Marvin (if not the voice)
and to a degree Ford and Zaphod
Ruined for me by Arthur appearing to be a bit bored and not constantly irritated
and the whole end bit
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Wed 23 May 2012, 11:48,
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the look of Marvin (if not the voice)
and to a degree Ford and Zaphod
Ruined for me by Arthur appearing to be a bit bored and not constantly irritated
and the whole end bit
And the way the plot just didn't seem to flow
Like it was oddly edited or something. I dunno. Maybe we're just spoiled by the memories of the TV series and its superior cast.
( ,
Wed 23 May 2012, 12:15,
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Two fucking heads
How hard can it be to give one of the characters two fucking heads?
( ,
Wed 23 May 2012, 12:19,
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Zaphod didn't have two heads in the film?
I've obviously blocked it from my memory more successfully than I'd thought!
( ,
Wed 23 May 2012, 12:24,
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I quite liked the way they did it (head under his head)
but not the way that it was an unfinished storyline - took his head away in exchange for getting the gun, then forgot to go back and get the head - sequel that never happened
( ,
Wed 23 May 2012, 12:45,
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this is one of the main things I hated about the film
well, that and marvins voice and pretty much everything else
( ,
Wed 23 May 2012, 14:00,
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I watched it, and there were a couple of giggles
But it very much felt that the film wasn't for me. Felt like a film for families that hadn't read the book. Too much goof and love story, not enough surrealism and logical reverse-engineering.
Also Marvin looked like an Apple iMarvin, which didn't sit with my mental image of a clanking mess of arduino boards and servos.
Oh well, got to move on.
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Wed 23 May 2012, 14:37,
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Also Marvin looked like an Apple iMarvin, which didn't sit with my mental image of a clanking mess of arduino boards and servos.
Oh well, got to move on.
Has anyone read Eoin Colfer's effort?
I've not gone near it because its very existence makes me angry
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Wed 23 May 2012, 11:58,
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No.
The ending of Mostly Harmless does bug me though. I know Adams was famously shit at meeting deadlines, but it just feels like he got up one morning, thought 'Fuck it' and wrote the ending so he could go back to whatever it was he was more interested in doing.
( ,
Wed 23 May 2012, 12:09,
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his interview on here where he came across as a bit of a cock put me off it even more
( ,
Wed 23 May 2012, 12:10,
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My friend at the time was working as Colfer's agent, she tried to convince me that it was worthwhile
I think I said he should "fuck off and die" instead, and after that relations got a bit strained
( ,
Wed 23 May 2012, 12:20,
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I read it
because I got given a copy.
It wasn't terrible just sort of...pointless.
( ,
Wed 23 May 2012, 13:23,
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It wasn't terrible just sort of...pointless.
Never read it,
but much like with Monty Python, I've had enough of it quoted at me to know I likely won't like it.
I'm sunburnt.
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Wed 23 May 2012, 12:25,
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I'm sunburnt.
he looks like he's about to give that girl who can't walk the "POWER" of the lord
mostly between the legs, thus making them work again.
yay!
( ,
Wed 23 May 2012, 12:01,
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yay!
This, though 40 seconds fiddling with the knobs (oooherrr)
Resutled in a cross between an accordian and a furious farting duck!
( ,
Wed 23 May 2012, 11:25,
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The Minimoog in a nutshell. :-)
That Google page is a thing of deep joy.
( ,
Wed 23 May 2012, 11:29,
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He once apparently dismantled one of Rick Wakeman's Moogs on stage
and didn't put it back together again in time for the next set.
( ,
Wed 23 May 2012, 11:26,
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I did that with my carburettor once...
but not on stage though.......I did get it back together however brmmmm
( ,
Wed 23 May 2012, 11:32,
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I once knew a girl who was a mechanic
She got savaged by a stuffed toy.
Turns out, a Care Bear ate 'er.
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Wed 23 May 2012, 11:35,
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Turns out, a Care Bear ate 'er.
If you tile that with 4 of them and put them in gimp suits.
it could almost be Kraftwerk.
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Wed 23 May 2012, 12:06,
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