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# *smugs*


Well done to Prodge for finding the motherload!
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:47, archived)
# Whoa *sudden realisation*
Smug croissant guy is in OTHER PHOTOS??
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:48, archived)
# Preggers smug is just weird
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:48, archived)
# I preferred him when he was just...
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:50, archived)
# Whoa - i feel like ive seen a rare photo of the queen with her legs open
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:51, archived)
# haha "great images.com"
spot on
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:53, archived)
# LOOK! POOR PEOPLE!
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:55, archived)
# hahaha
I propose we set up a b3ta kitty to buy all of these images.
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:57, archived)
# B3ta 'buy' images?
Does not compute
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:00, archived)
# Everyone knows you can get all the free images you want from gettyimages
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:06, archived)
# Just flip the image so you can't read the watermark
or crop it, leaving some of the white lines in place.
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:18, archived)
# For sure
we need some of them in larger sizes!
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:48, archived)
# He's even smugger in those other balcony shots
"balcony shots" sounds like a euphemism
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:56, archived)
# for Romeo/Juliet slashfic
you Elizabethanophile perv.
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:18, archived)
# If your lady is wearing a balcony bra, it most certainly would be!
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:26, archived)
# Wow, there's one with the croissant half-eaten
and he looks EVEN SMUGGER. The photo must have been taken during a croissant shortage.
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:58, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:16, archived)
# I think we all remember the croissant shortage of '96
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:18, archived)
# WE MUST FIND THIS MAN!
We have clearly been doing him an injustive all these years. NOBODY that smug would dress in salad, get pregnant and stare a hard-hat wearing giraffe in the face. NO-ONE!
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:48, archived)
# Hahahahahahahah
:D
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:49, archived)
# The leaf / cigar one is like a veggie version of that bit from the A team where George peppard is in the monster costume
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:50, archived)
# Colour this Peppard...
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:51, archived)
# Excellent interpretation of the subject matter.
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:02, archived)
# why thank you!
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:13, archived)
# Nice!
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:06, archived)
# :))
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:12, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:15, archived)
# XD
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:52, archived)
# hahaha
then a cylon walks past face
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:53, archived)
#
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:20, archived)
# His name is: Model030
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:51, archived)
# *chants his name*
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:52, archived)
# Modelo? Isnt that a beer?
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:55, archived)
# I wonder if we can hire him out for events
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:00, archived)
# OK, I haff flown here all ze vay from Hamburg
and you just vant me to sit in zis chair holding a newspaper and ein croissant?

YOU PEOPLE ARE VEIRD!
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:04, archived)
#
Every Christmas New Year's Eve (thanks Rafi) Germans watch Dinner For One and I don't find that funny.

It feels like smug bastard is the Germans giving something back.
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:11, archived)
# It's just their version of Del Boy falling through the bar
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:13, archived)
# The Danes watch it every new year
When I dated a Danish girl years and years ago, she was astonished that British people had never heard of it
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:13, archived)
# That sounds so shit
but then so does Withnail & I on paper, and its one of my favourite films.
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:19, archived)
# We watch it on new-years eve (not christmas)
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:57, archived)
# Or at least invite him to a b3tabash as guest of honour
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:05, archived)
# I was thinking more just to sit there with his croissant and newspaper
as a piece of living art
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:07, archived)
# LIKE I ZAY, VEIRDOS! ALL OF YOU!
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:14, archived)
# JA, BUT INCIDENTALLY I DO RARZER LIKE CVOISSANTS
SANK YOU FOR ZE ENDLESS SUPPLY
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:20, archived)
# haha
don't forget ze orange juice!
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:23, archived)
# But vot is zis newspaper, "Ze Sun"?
Have you not got ze Berliner Zeitung?
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:26, archived)
# aber was ist das auf Seite drei?
DAS BOOBIES!

Ah, Chanel, 21 of Maidstone sinks zat ze Euro vill survive de crises caused by ze Greeks. Ya, I sink so too!
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:41, archived)
# Model030 wearing Model030

It's amazing the random shit stuff that comes up for a GIS of "Model030".
The glasses, by the way, are $1000. Smug bastard.

EDIT: link removed because I'm not gonna spam for thousand dollar glasses. Google "model030 alain" if you must.
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:06, archived)
# hahaha, genuine office lol
Incredible how happy this has made me, it's like the b3ta of old has come back!
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:54, archived)
# Steady on
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:55, archived)
# SHUT UP YOU CUNT
normal service is resumed
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:56, archived)
# \o/
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:56, archived)
# NEVER FORGIVE
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:57, archived)
# I haven't
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:58, archived)
# Woot!
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:49, archived)
# holy moley!
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:52, archived)
# pregnant smug FTW :D
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:02, archived)
# Fecking Hell!!
A new smug is born
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:08, archived)
# haha :)
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:09, archived)
# What a difference a day makes!
He actually looks like a decent fella
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:16, archived)
# I
am so smug that this has been found....
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:21, archived)
# Winnar!
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:23, archived)
#

(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:44, archived)
# There's just no end to them
Smugsy is one busy stock photo model
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:56, archived)
# All the money rolling in from sales of his photos,
*that's* why he's so smug!
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:11, archived)
#
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:15, archived)
# Yay!
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:51, archived)
# but *that* photo is still missing!
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:52, archived)
# *takes off glasses* holy shit... there's MORE?!
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:36, archived)
# Kali ma. Kali ma. Smuti deh!
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Smell my cheese!
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:40, archived)
# ham fisted & cheese
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:40, archived)
# Ian Beale with a beard
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:42, archived)
# ha!
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:36, archived)
# Stashed in an attic, somewhere, is a really hideous portrait of this guy.
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:45, archived)
# haha
the older he gets, the more chimp-like he becomes?
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:21, archived)
# POW!! indeed!
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:36, archived)
# Ray Liotter
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:17, archived)
# Yay!
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:21, archived)
# 'lannister'
whats that then?
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:30, archived)
# He'll always pay his debts.
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:32, archived)
# Game of Fuckin' Thrones, innit
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:32, archived)
# Lord of the rings lols
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:35, archived)
# One does not simply walk into Kingslanding
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:36, archived)
# Nonchalant stroll?
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:38, archived)
# Haha!
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:40, archived)
# Love this :D
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:42, archived)
# \o/
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:43, archived)
# Throw yo Hand up!
I expect great things of Tyrion in the remaining books.
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:48, archived)
# Hahaha!
anybody else miss the mighty biscuit in oxford last night?

bugger
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:54, archived)
# Nice!
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:48, archived)
# i never pegged you as one of those folks who scream and shout nonsensical stuff on facebook related to the latest episode they just watched
OMG THE LAST EPISODE OF THE WALKING DEXTER THRONES WAS AMAZINNNNNNNNNGGGG!!!!!!!
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:40, archived)
# That's 'cause I don't do that as a rule
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:43, archived)
# good lad
Every other status on whichever night game of thrones is on is usually something like "OMG!!!!!!!!!!" or "I CANT BELEVE THOROBORG BETRAYED HAGGARLOND!!!!!!!!!!"
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:49, archived)
# I give a shout out that it's about to start
but i tend to leave on my raving to the Game of Thrones Facebook page
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:46, archived)
# Speaking of which, can you post that HMHB pic?
I want to share it :)
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:47, archived)
# On Facebook? Will do I did post it yesterday though.
Edit** I've re-shared it and linked you to it.
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:50, archived)
# Yay
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:09, archived)
# As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a semi-aquatic mammal..
EDIT: Latest snap from 'Dredd' gives a nod to Judge Minty fan film..
www.imglobalfilm.com/opus/dredd
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:21, archived)
# How otterly fascinating...
You've been beavering away at this for some time then, haven't you?
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:28, archived)
# It Tarka lot of time.
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:33, archived)
# I'm calling a holt to these puns now
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:34, archived)
# dam you !
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:36, archived)
# I spraint taking this, any more!
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:39, archived)
# "What do you mean I'm furry?"
"It's furry, you know. It's a good story, it's furry, you're a furry guy."
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:26, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:46, archived)
# goddamn furries!
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:29, archived)
# Have a totally related pea
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:44, archived)
# Joe Pesky cuntcat?
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:52, archived)
# A furry in a Fury?
Very alliterative
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:29, archived)
[challenge entry] view from behind
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:05, archived)
# Arse Cam.
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:08, archived)
# robert carlisle looks like he's going fishing
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:21, archived)
# 8D
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:23, archived)
# pfft
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:30, archived)
# i'll maybe need to ask him if he caught anything next time I see him in waitrose
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:35, archived)
# he caught a strange transparent fish with a viscous white brain
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:36, archived)
# The North Sea Rubber is a regular visitor to British waters.
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:43, archived)
# haha
this is where the skill of the porn actor/actress is. Managing to do what they do, gurning faces and all in front of a bunch of weird cameramen, soundmen, producer and a wanking key grip
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:26, archived)
# Gurning Porn
Rubs Legs
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:17, archived)
# human centipede?
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:44, archived)
[challenge entry] *pop* Eeeeeeewww!
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:59, archived)
# haha arf! :)
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:01, archived)
# Hahahaha
This compo's bringing out some great entries :)
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:04, archived)
# Yes, I have something. Do I have to close my eyes?
Nice job.
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Good luck, everyone.
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:32, archived)
# Oh, nice.
I have to say, I thought that was a fantastic ending to that show... real lump in the throat moment.
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:38, archived)
# The Brits do gallows humour and poignant moments better than anyone.
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:42, archived)
# oh my
very good
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:41, archived)
# We still on for today?
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:52, archived)
# absolutely, I'll be with you some time after 2
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:55, archived)
# If Pi comes through, you'll have a copy of 'The Raid' to take home.
The subtitles are completely nonsensical, but actions speak louder than words.
And these actions are of Brain Blessed proportions..
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:03, archived)
# or better still we can watch it this afternoon together
perhaps under a duvet
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:12, archived)
# I was thinking of making a fort using blankets and furniture, but we'll see how it pans out once you get here.
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:18, archived)
# OMG MISTRE BEEN IS DED?????
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:46, archived)
# Superb
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:47, archived)
# hairy caterpillar assassin
good work Captain, aiming to please
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:51, archived)
# *reloads shotgun*
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:51, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:05, archived)
# hahaha, fucking hell
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:51, archived)
# Oof!
Nicely done
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:52, archived)
# Marvellous!
:D
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:15, archived)
# Speechless....
*click*
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:27, archived)
# aha!
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:50, archived)
# *click*
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:51, archived)
# Alright my luvs?
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:23, archived)
# Brilliant!
Send it to the Daily Express
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:24, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:13, archived)
# God bless 'im
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:27, archived)
# Excellent!
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:30, archived)
# Ta sir!
:D
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:13, archived)
# Amazing!
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:31, archived)
# :)
:D
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:13, archived)
# Fascist regime.
Nicely done, sir.
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:31, archived)
# Shuriken!
Cheers Cap'n :D
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:14, archived)
# hahaha, I'll give you God Save the Queen!
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:31, archived)
# hahahaha
and phwoooar!
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:49, archived)
# Nanna!
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:59, archived)
# pahaha
Im only half way down the board and I am already crying tears of laughter from the posts I have seen today.. top notch b3ta'ing peeps
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:25, archived)
# :)
Hahaha
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:14, archived)
# the queen without her make-up ?
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:47, archived)
# Fucking brilliant
Have you read this? It's fucking hilarious: John Lydon interview
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:48, archived)
# Cheers Boab!
:D
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:14, archived)
# Majestic!
gives speeches full of posh cuss words
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:52, archived)
# Ta!
:D
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:14, archived)
# Excellent Ninj
:D
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:58, archived)
# Ta lully!
:D
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:15, archived)
# yes!
knighthood for you!
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:40, archived)
# he's an utter utter utter twat
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:45, archived)
# It was always going to come to this
the punk era
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Oi! How come they get evolved?
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:08, archived)
# stupid apes moving in and taking their jobs :(
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:15, archived)
# They should have hidden it.
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:31, archived)
# I'll just leave this one here


5 years old! How depressing.
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:40, archived)
# shut up and update your blog you mincing queen!
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:57, archived)
# Quite
Most woo
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Obviously
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:00, archived)
# Pffft, internet explorer
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:07, archived)
# I think I've just found the motherload of smug bloke pictures
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:16, archived)
# only 2 pages, and in one he's pregnant :D
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:18, archived)
# *Smug-O-Meter explodes*
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:22, archived)
# It's you isn't it Prodge?
You are Smug Bloke AICMFP
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:23, archived)
# DAMN IT AFTER ALL THESE YEARS....

:(
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:25, archived)
# This find has made my day, fan fucking tastic :D
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:19, archived)
# The photographer...
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:41, archived)
# You can't say Bokelberg without saying Boke
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:47, archived)
# ^ this
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:42, archived)
# Here is the link - pot of gold!
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:24, archived)
# Pregnant Smug?
This just gets weirder..
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:26, archived)
# aye...well done
the links already there
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:33, archived)
# the world has gone insane
more insane than it was previously

it's gone fucking insane

fuck

the smugness!
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:37, archived)
# He's very......gummy.
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:39, archived)
# The curious thing is the red car in the background isn't there...
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:42, archived)
# yea I noticed that as well :)
weird

[edit] it's at his shoulder just outa shot..must've been took split seconds after 'our' smug shot.

[edit] [edit] argh can't be as he's munched on his croissant
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:44, archived)
# It's weird isn't it cos the other queue of traffic hasn't moved....
EDIT: Oh wait no he has swapped the croissant to his right hand and picked up the glass in the meantime... but no it's a new croissant because the other one has had a bite taken out of it... but..

Hmm, I guess we'll never know what ACTUALLY happened...
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:52, archived)
# hahaha there must be more pictures out there then :D
it's a mystery, his smugness will never be fathomed
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:54, archived)
# It's a different shot
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:48, archived)
# Yeah that one's not there.
Also, he's German. Fancy that....
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:50, archived)
# Well they are the ones with all the euros
edit: I just contacted them and they said the photo was taken in Hamburg. I'm trying to get an address.
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:52, archived)
# I hope they don't sue everyone who has used the image and laugh it off using that traditional german sense of fun and humour!
oh.
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:38, archived)
# Yeh, they're big bundles o' fun :)
They got back to me and said they don't know where the photos were taken exactly, just that it's "probably Hamburg".
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:40, archived)
# bah hamburg!
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:49, archived)
# DAS SCHMUGHERR!
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:30, archived)
# :O
*is struck dumb*
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:43, archived)
# ^this as well
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:45, archived)
# Woo
Top find, Sir

Edit: Nuke it with fire
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:44, archived)
# he is Chris Martin
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:37, archived)
# oh my god!
what has just happened!

oh my god. Search Bokelberg.com for balkon and for zeitung and there he is. In all his newspaper reading balcony glory!
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:29, archived)
# holy fuck
how the hell did you find those? nicely done
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:31, archived)
# just by searching..came across cigar smug and went holy fuck..it's the smuggerload!!
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:12, archived)
# THIS IS THE BESTEST THREAD ON B3TA THAT THERE EVER WAS.
I have been looking for the original Smug for ages! I even contacted ImageBank but their license ran out. This is amazing - I can now revise my b3takit PSD file considerably :D
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:47, archived)
# i'm impressed
i'm even more impressed that somehow we managed to get hold of a smug bastard photo that *isn't* in their stock.

maybe they withdrew it because of us. i'd like to think we're that significant.
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:49, archived)
# YES!
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:40, archived)
# WWOOAAAAAAAH
Mark this day in stone b3tards :D
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:30, archived)
# Absolutely top work, fella!
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:15, archived)
# Top Internet detective work there P69!
Its a bit surreal to look at these to say the least O_o
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:34, archived)
# just one more thing mam :)

*smokes columbo cigar*
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:14, archived)
# Unglaublich!
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:59, archived)
# Call me, I have something smug to say.
Jesys, that really is a shitload of smugness there. What a prick.
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:19, archived)
# Now delete this, it will be lolarious
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:46, archived)
# please shut up...just once
for all of us
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:51, archived)
# hahah I wasn't replying to you
And anyway, since when have you become the spokesman for a generation, you specky, unemployable social spastic?

Love ya Prodge xxx
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:31, archived)
# you forgot schizophrenic

you're mean :(
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:58, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 8:53, archived)
# hahaha :D
not seen 'lies' monkey in a while
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 8:56, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
I was just thinking about doing a similar one with the 'BEWARE' horse.
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 8:57, archived)
# LIES!
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:07, archived)
# Pffft.
I was. That's about the third time someone has beaten me to a similar idea so far this compo.

I should try being cleverer or quicker with Photoshop.
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:09, archived)
# Haha! You win!
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:11, archived)
# hahahaha
Exceptional!

I really can't express how much I love this.


(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:39, archived)
# A meme before my time, methinks.
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:50, archived)
# I fucking love this
:D
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:53, archived)
# What will you do, on the Jubi-Loo?
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 8:50, archived)
# hahaha!
how proud she looks!
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 8:55, archived)
# A right royal pee
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:01, archived)
# cantankerous old witch
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:01, archived)
# Royal flush.
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:25, archived)
# my misses is
going over the girls house for the jubilee and watch tv having nibbles.. I said dont you mean jubbly nipples.. im going stay at home and fester watching midget boxing instead
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Ahhh
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 8:00, archived)
# Also...
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 8:01, archived)
#
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 8:34, archived)
# HAHAHAHHAHAHA
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 8:44, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 2:27, archived)
# Genius.
Absolute genius.
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 3:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Just remembered this
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 7:52, archived)
# ah, i think i just got!
very good!
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 3:22, archived)
# i'm rissing
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 7:07, archived)
# 4291
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 8:16, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 8:48, archived)
# Damnit. I kept trying to work out something about Picasso.
Haha. And I had seen that before.
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:08, archived)
# 4291?
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 5:38, archived)
# I get this but
I don't beliiiiiiieve it!
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 6:15, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Got it straight off. What TheAmazingMeatMan said.
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 6:22, archived)
# As Bob Mortimer
once said....

"I can't believe it...!"

Good work, Sir!
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 6:26, archived)
# He actually said "I don't believe you"
Which made me laugh cornflakes onto my sofa some years back
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 8:14, archived)
# Hehehe
Though I think I was watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire at the time...
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 7:20, archived)
# hahaha!
Fantastic!
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 8:03, archived)
# Most Excellent!
I don't believe it, but I'm clicking it!
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 8:15, archived)
# Oh, bravo!
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 8:24, archived)
# 8D
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 8:35, archived)
# Woo!
That took me too long, I'm not properly awake yet.
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 8:38, archived)
# Took me a bit, but I got there!
Woot an' *clicky*
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 8:40, archived)
# Expertly done :D
*clicks*
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 8:41, archived)
# You forgot the pile of puppy shit that would have inevitably been decorating the carpet.
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:53, archived)
# You have fallen
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:02, archived)
# This is the best thing on the internet.
FACT!
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 22:10, archived)
[challenge entry]


*may not represent a t59
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 0:24, archived)
# *awaits inevitable Henry rework* :D
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 0:26, archived)
# haha yeah :D
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 0:33, archived)
# \o/
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 0:52, archived)
# Hahaha had to happen.
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 1:26, archived)
#
better fit, too :D
nite
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 1:28, archived)
# g'nite
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 1:32, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 1:01, archived)
# cheers :D
not on par with your moon eye tho... that was nicely! lols :)
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 1:05, archived)
# \o
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 1:07, archived)
# Good work
Exactly what I had in mind but my photoshop skills are lacking ...
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 7:05, archived)
# Wonderful!
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 7:19, archived)
# Wow, that's incredible, I love that
It's like going back in time and observing an iconic moment in history from the wings
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 8:16, archived)
# Wow. That's quite stunning.
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 8:39, archived)
# Wow here as well.
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 8:56, archived)
# Pfft.
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 8:37, archived)
# nicely
:D
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:00, archived)
# Can they get away with this?
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 0:20, archived)
# Get out the vaseline
(although the gay shift may be merciful)
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 2:45, archived)
# i don't think merciful would be the word i'd use
i think apathetic would be more appropriate as of late.
i'm still considering whether i can be bothered to call him a cunt and perhaps uploading a gif to enforce the sentiment
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 2:53, archived)
# after some careful consideration
i have decided to point out that you appear to be a cunt.
.... something about reading the faqs...
if you continue to be a cunt i will have no choice but to upload a gif, the sole purpose of which will be to call you a cunt, and perhaps to tell you to fuck off.
let this be a warning
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 2:57, archived)
# Very measured
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 8:48, archived)
# I certainly agree that I am a cunt.
which part of FAQ are we looking at? does one require a NSFW or I made this?
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:29, archived)
# perhaps these would be closest to the mark
www.b3ta.com/features/faq/#inspiration

www.b3ta.com/features/faq/#nopicture

i think it's generally accepted that /board is for shopped pics, or work you've done yourself.
starting threads with camera phone snaps is usually frowned upon.
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:07, archived)
# Yeah whatever.
What happened to this gif?
(, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 0:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun?
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 22:32, archived)
# got to hand it to you
that's king (kong) great
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 22:36, archived)
# kong could just flick a bogie
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 22:37, archived)
# hasn't he..
got a lovely manicure..

very nice!

eyespye the empire state dead ahead...


*DUCKS
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 22:54, archived)
# Thanks
...but that be the Chrysler building me hearty!
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 23:00, archived)
# ^
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 23:09, archived)
# ^
chevron
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 0:00, archived)
# ^
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 23:55, archived)
# haha..
- ooops..

AHEM...
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 23:56, archived)
# Nicely!
Fuck me, 5 years!
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 0:02, archived)
#
Happy Candles big guy.
I hope you will be chundering here for many more
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 0:09, archived)
# Huzzah!! Happy long ser vice Candles :D
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 0:29, archived)
# Woo
Happy Candle day and hugs
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 0:30, archived)
# Thanks guys!
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 0:33, archived)
# No, I only do dirty mature women.
Happy Candleday anyway.

That's dirty as in uninhibited, thought I'd clarify that, considering posts below.
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 0:46, archived)
# 5 candle chunder :)
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 1:02, archived)
# he'd make a good helipad too :D
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 0:27, archived)
# Clicked
because I like this
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 2:48, archived)
# haha awesome!!
I started doing an animation of that last night, but it was shit

*click!*
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 18:56, archived)
[challenge entry] This can't end well...
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 21:58, archived)
# 0.3L
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 21:59, archived)
# polystyrene
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 23:10, archived)
# I may be the only man with internets who hasn't seen this film
film filth
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 22:01, archived)
# To be honest, neither have I, nor do I wish to.
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 22:10, archived)
# Nope, you're not alone.
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 23:10, archived)
# Nope me neither
Edit: Probably faked anyway
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 23:10, archived)
# seen it..
last bloke i went out with introduced me to its delights.. & yeah looks fake :D

edit: then again, he also introduced me to b3ta.. hehe
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 0:37, archived)
# Finally seen some of it (not a sucker for punishment)
Chocolate cream enema I reckon, no way is that shit.
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 0:48, archived)
# with added oatmeal or something for bulk.. but definitely porn poo
*gags*

that sort of dirty doesn't appeal either way ;)
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 1:03, archived)
# Ghoti mentioned chocolate ice cream
having that inserted could result in some radical facial expressions.

please let that come up as my board quote
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 1:29, archived)
# oooh
*wonders who it could be* ;)
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 1:04, archived)
# aaah
*scuttles off* ;)

nite all :)
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 1:26, archived)
# I'll be through in a minute to tuck you in
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 1:49, archived)
# double bluff
It's YOU!
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 1:32, archived)
# it wasn't me, honest guv
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 1:50, archived)
# I've also managed to avoid it.
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 1:37, archived)
# I haven't.
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 8:29, archived)
# I'm so glad
this wasn't a .gif
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 22:14, archived)
# Damn it, I want chocolate ice cream now.
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 22:23, archived)
#
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 0:08, archived)
# ...
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 1:07, archived)
# haha!!
would have been better if the cup filled up :)
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 23:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Ooh, nasty...
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 21:27, archived)
# Simon SAYS sidestep to the left, surely?
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 21:31, archived)
# Hehe... in my memory of the show
contestants were always either
a) called Simon
b) Welsh.
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 21:40, archived)
# Only ever saw it a couple of times when it was on in the background at work
It seemed like one of those things that looks really amazing and fun but which is actually tedious in practice.
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 21:47, archived)
# I used to play something similar at a virtual reality arcade
back in the day when virtual reality arcades were futuristic and existed

It was surprisingly fun
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 23:59, archived)
# \o/
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 21:33, archived)
# no way anyone gets this without file naming :)
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 21:34, archived)
# It's a fair cop.
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 21:38, archived)
# Curses, I should've made the filename something more esoteric!
I always tend to call my pics something really self-explanatory so I can find them easier in the images folder... hence:
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 21:44, archived)
# haha, that'll do it
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 21:53, archived)
# Best eva!
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 22:24, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 23:14, archived)
# bollocks :)
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 22:13, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 22:14, archived)
# Haha
Love it!
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 22:15, archived)
# I did..
but i'm a bit sad and loved it as a kid!!
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 22:27, archived)
# I got all the DVDs of it after someone very kindly recorded every episode off Sky and burnt them to DVD
great memories
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 22:50, archived)
# ^wants
purely to educate my children in decent kids tv you understand!
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 22:59, archived)
# The
Box
;)
Edit: also on TPB...
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 0:16, archived)
# *cough*
nope :D
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 0:34, archived)
# got it
i don't know how i feel about getting it without file naming.
does it make me a dork?
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 2:03, archived)
# d.i.s.m.i.s.s. o/
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 2:32, archived)
# FUCK GANDALF
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 21:51, archived)
# RIGHT, NO OTHER RIGHT, ER I MEANT UP, NO FORWA...oh fuck it
Is it dreamgelding?
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 21:59, archived)
# brilliant
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 22:36, archived)
# hahaha I got that
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 22:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Too easy?

Surprised it hasn't been done already!
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 20:55, archived)
# RIS?
*checks filename*

No, still haven't the foggiest idea

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 20:59, archived)
# Is it Quincy?
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 21:02, archived)
# No, it's Magritte
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 21:05, archived)
# No, it's clearly an apple.
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 23:14, archived)
#
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 21:06, archived)
# Arf!
Apple of mine eyes...
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 21:29, archived)
# Is that a still from
Prince's "Eye (sic) wish you heaven" video - with some black shit behind it?
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 21:41, archived)
# Happy b3taday, person who I'd never heard of before now
:)
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 21:49, archived)
# *websheriffs*
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 22:12, archived)

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