is that how you wank?
he is worshiping at the shrine of the porn god :D
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 18:36,
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haha!
I started trying to do something similar yesterday but after FAR too many pages of "wanking hidden camera" and suchlike on Google images, I had to take a break from the computer.
/therapy
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Sat 2 Jun 2012, 4:25,
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/therapy
Sorry for the TJ just had a mysterious tweet sent to me
"Smug's balcony is at Alsterglacis 7, 20354 Hamburg, looking SE. An hour well spent. Can't post on b3ta #lurker"
https://maps.google.co.uk/maps?hl=en&safe=off&q=Alsterglacis+7,+20354+Hamburg&ie=UTF-8&hq=&hnear=0x47b18f226d12f469:0x7e18d5362bd36694,Alsterglacis+7,+D-20354+Hamburg,+Germany&gl=uk&ei=be3IT_SjAYXc8gPfucjXDw&oi=geocode_result&sqi=2&ved=0CAgQ8gEwAA
looks spot on.
ty mystery person
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:30,
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https://maps.google.co.uk/maps?hl=en&safe=off&q=Alsterglacis+7,+20354+Hamburg&ie=UTF-8&hq=&hnear=0x47b18f226d12f469:0x7e18d5362bd36694,Alsterglacis+7,+D-20354+Hamburg,+Germany&gl=uk&ei=be3IT_SjAYXc8gPfucjXDw&oi=geocode_result&sqi=2&ved=0CAgQ8gEwAA
looks spot on.
ty mystery person
amazing!
Lurkers are always watching. Now just need to find the man himself. The pics look about 15 years old
The Balcony?
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:36,
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The Balcony?
this is the kind of thing that'd keep Dave Gorman up at night until he did something about it :D
yup that's it..spin round on street view and you see a cross junction as well
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:38,
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Pretty definite proof, that.
Zooming in a bit, the metalwork of the railings looks spot on for the original smug photo.
This has been a really fun day of discovery. :-)
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:59,
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This has been a really fun day of discovery. :-)
The view from the red car..
With thanks to Prodigy69 and the Mystery Tweeter.
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 18:30,
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With thanks to Prodigy69 and the Mystery Tweeter.
Hahahaha!
I just scared my cat*, guffawing so loudly at that.
* - This is not a euphemism
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 19:37,
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* - This is not a euphemism
What are these people doing, two houses to the left of the smugness?
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 21:45,
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Either Smug has set fire to the block with one of his discarded cigars,
or the Hamburger Feuerwehr are moonlighting as window cleaners...
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 23:04,
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Awesome.
Will post to my Germany-dwelling chums on facebook and see if we can't get some pics :)
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:41,
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Can't emphasise enough how much I've been enjoying todays adventures in smug
Thank you, sir
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:49,
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it started of as a jolly down the beach
and we happened to stumble across a mysterious old photograph...who knew :D
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:53,
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the power of b3ta, impressive
I've been looking at Hamburg hotels all afternoon, convinced that croissant on a tray was from room service.
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:44,
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pascual_Jordan
lived at Alsterglacis 7
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:50,
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Smug git is a time travelling nazi :O
big words like quantum mechanics , quantum field theory, matrix mechanics, and fermions confuse me sorry
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:55,
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Blimey, it f**kin' is and all
What a funny old day it's turned into...
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:44,
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It has been a good day on B3ta
Someone has to start a "FIND THE SMUG GUY" Facebook page?
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 18:07,
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na I think we should leave him be...
prepares rope, duct tape, hood
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 18:11,
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Amazing!
To think, I walked within mere tens of metres of the hallowed balcony when I was in Hamburg!
I have to laugh at the charming view off to the side of the balcony...I seem to recall quite a lot of people living rough around there, so maybe that's what he's so smug about.
Edit: According to a sign in front of the building, it's occupied by HanseMerkur, an insurance company, so it may be difficult to gain access to the balcony.
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 18:44,
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I have to laugh at the charming view off to the side of the balcony...I seem to recall quite a lot of people living rough around there, so maybe that's what he's so smug about.
Edit: According to a sign in front of the building, it's occupied by HanseMerkur, an insurance company, so it may be difficult to gain access to the balcony.
oh come on! those fun loving germans are bound to allow a bunch of foreign idiots sit on a balcony of their property containing sensitive financial data taking pictures and eating croissants without issue!
any other situation is inconceivable!
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 19:15,
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It looks like it'd be quite easy to shin up the drainpipe,
if someone wanted to do a late-night smugness recreation, not that I'm condoning criminal trespass...
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 19:30,
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THIS HAS BEEN THE BESTEST DAY ON B3TA THAT THERE EVER WAS.
I have spoken.
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Sat 2 Jun 2012, 0:30,
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ah that explains a few things
but not who pissed in the kettle...
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:22,
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eurgh, is that what the taste is?
I just thought it was the Netto teabags
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:26,
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somehow it tasted nicer than Earl Grey
I can't stand Earl Grey tea, almost worst than coffee
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:33,
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Must have been a hard road to travel.
I can imagine feeling very flaccid after running that marathon.
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:24,
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I reich this! XD
I'm off out later on. I'll try not to drink too much this week. :3
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:43,
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Hooray! :D
So glad all these new smug pictures have appeared; they're a comedy goldmine.
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:34,
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yes, I'll be using the "HE IS POINTING" image for some abuse I'm sure
:D
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 18:31,
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corkin'
this would be a cool photoshop idea..if 'someone' could be arsed :)
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:26,
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this would be a cool photoshop idea..if 'someone' could be arsed :)
hahaha I was expecting
there is some fucking quality on b3ta today .. and then this
thanks discomeats, it's good to know that pissing around doing stupid stuff will get appreciated on b3ta.
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 18:44,
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there is some fucking quality on b3ta today .. and then this
thanks discomeats, it's good to know that pissing around doing stupid stuff will get appreciated on b3ta.
Newsletter subject line compo
Does anyone have the time
to write a funny line?
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:14,
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to write a funny line?
Nah, new one every week, a clone...
..the used ones tossed into the Thames.
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:37,
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setting fire to the bunker to get the council to give us a bigger one
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:21,
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We're going over to a Steward's enquiry.
Griffy's toe may have just crossed the line there...
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:50,
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ROYAL ISSUE: FREE PRINCE HARRY CUM RAG WITH EVERY 100 CLICK-THROUGHS
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:24,
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would rather hammer nails into his cock than watch the jubilee coverage
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:42,
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There is something unsettlingly wierd about the shocking discovery of smug bastard with a cigar.
I always thought he'd be french, with a slim gauloises cigarette, not a big manly arnie cigar
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:37,
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There's nothing smug about a little cigarette though
It's the trappings of wealth and power that fuel his smugness
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:41,
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I don't know,
this guy seems to be able to do smug with both types of smoking material.
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:58,
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I was thinking,
he could out-eat Jack in a shit-eating contest...!
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:02,
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random image text from that site:
"pensioner joke smile laughing stand gay run joy old leisure grandfather enthusiasm wood"
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:10,
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OMG get that guy on a balcony with a newspaper and he's a serious contender!
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:29,
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Hahahahahahah
I thought EXACTLY the same mate.
He DOES look his double :)
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:54,
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He DOES look his double :)
SMUG YOU
THE TOBACCONIST
EVERY SMUG IS A CROISSANT
YELLOW (CROISSANT)
GOD PUT A CIGAR UPON YOUR FACE
A RUSH OF SMUG TO THE HEAD
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:01,
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EVERY SMUG IS A CROISSANT
YELLOW (CROISSANT)
GOD PUT A CIGAR UPON YOUR FACE
A RUSH OF SMUG TO THE HEAD
*rumblerumblerumble* I'm gonna squash you flat, you gold statue stealing cunt!
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:07,
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Heh heh
Annoyingly, the source images are limited to about 3 frames of Indy running away from the camera. As far as I can tell, every other shot of him running is towards the camera.
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:25,
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^
I had a go at something like this, but gave up. Good work, fella.
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:31,
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haha that laptop!
That isnt a canvas table its on, that fucker is bending the metal.
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:37,
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pffft!
the laptop wasn't the only one who still had a floppy by the end of the date
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:05,
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Brilliant! =D
Now do a front view! I wanna see the fluff's face of glee!
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Sat 2 Jun 2012, 11:51,
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I need this car in my life
I imagine the horn going FUUUUCK in a Chewbacca-type voice
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:06,
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I imagine the horn going FUUUUCK in a Chewbacca-type voice
Its a Mini Countryman
All i did was add eyes and teeth:
usedminicooper.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/mini-countryman.jpg
It just screams 'FUCK'
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:21,
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usedminicooper.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/mini-countryman.jpg
It just screams 'FUCK'
haha
I can think of no better use for company resources in these tough economic times.
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:14,
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YES!
FUCKING YES!
You should have had one of these at the b3ta bash :-)
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:22,
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You should have had one of these at the b3ta bash :-)
A0 for teh win!
My boss accidentally printed out his boarding pass with the plotter. We displayed it up in our canteen :)
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:36,
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This compo is turning out to be better than I thought it would.
A lot more fun than the sad far right children's books I wanted.
Yay.
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:46,
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Yay.
that's not smug - it looks like bourbon fox in one of his lion masks
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:20,
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haha arf :) and for anyone interested I've uploaded them all here
www.mediafire.com/?pj84h37zpwy3zw6
get them while you can
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:23,
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get them while you can
Top find Prodge
You must have nearly pissed yourself when you saw all the pics
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:36,
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I nearly pissed myself when I seen cigar smug
it was a full on flood when I found 3 website pages full of his smug mush
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:38,
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it was a full on flood when I found 3 website pages full of his smug mush
so how did you find these?
were you out deliberately looking for him, or was it just a failed attempt to find some German hard core porn?
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:38,
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but from a. bit from b.
was looking for other smug images and seen one of him smoking a cigar,
used googles 'find similar images'
came across another,
followed that back to a photostock site.
bingo!
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:42,
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used googles 'find similar images'
came across another,
followed that back to a photostock site.
bingo!
Prodigy, you deserve a freaking b3ta knighthood for this
or at the very least, the keys to Rob's wine cellar
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:21,
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^ this
If this amazing achievement isn't celebrated in next week's newsletter, let's all storm Rob's wine cellar and darn the keys.
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Sat 2 Jun 2012, 0:23,
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arf!
anyone want anything from the lidl? i'm going to get some eggs
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:28,
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i'll be disappointed if i can't purchase both of these items there
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:35,
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Tesco have no pride.
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/7166/1204154294/tescorubbishlabel.jpg
Anyway, I'm on a tight household budget:
s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/7166/1266447575/unshoppingaldi.jpg
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:55,
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Anyway, I'm on a tight household budget:
s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/7166/1266447575/unshoppingaldi.jpg
hahaha!
just showed that to my parents, they snortled in amused disbelief
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:43,
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Ooh! One of those ring-bound notebooks
with the squared paper!
Erm. Olive oil, peppered ham, JD Gross Ecuadorian 70% Cocoa chocolate (the dark red one) and a lava-rock gas babecue please.
And a sexy foreign accent on a rough-as-a-badger's-jacksy checkout girl please.
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:42,
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Erm. Olive oil, peppered ham, JD Gross Ecuadorian 70% Cocoa chocolate (the dark red one) and a lava-rock gas babecue please.
And a sexy foreign accent on a rough-as-a-badger's-jacksy checkout girl please.
i LOVE that chocolate!
better go, the natives are getting restless for their groceries
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:44,
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It's the detail on the crest on each square that gets me.
They must carve the mould with a tunneling electron microscope and inject the chocolate at about a million PSI or something.
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:48,
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at my local, there is a girl on checkout who is gorjuss!
she looks all exotically foreign, but is from Swindon!
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:50,
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BEEP BEEP BEEP! BANGWAGON REVERSING! BEEP BEEP BEEP! BANGWAGON REVERSING!
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:29,
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This Smugmas I hope Father Smug brings me
a cigar and a giraffe
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:45,
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Aunties Selma gives me a cabbage mask and a massive gold ring every smugmas
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:12,
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You had better be good this year...
...otherwise he may cross(ant) you off his presents list.
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:09,
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hahahaha!
however, this has to be the next thing. Find the exact balcony on Google Maps
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:42,
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Its the Abbey Road for the new generation!
Might hide a vacuum packed croissant as a geocache.
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:46,
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These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Hamburg underground.
If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... The S-Team!
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:20,
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I wonder what his reaction would be
To seeing every shop that b3tans have done of him
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:08,
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Upgrade to champagne and pain au chocolate.
Or whatever that is in German. Cough sweets and pickled cabbage or something.
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:10,
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sekt und schweizercroissant oder scholokadencroissant
actually bananaweizen would be better than sekt. fuck sekt.
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:15,
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hahaha
b3ta is meant to be a place for being a dick without people getting offended
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:29,
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damn straight
we haven't had one in two weeks now, i'm beginning to get edgy
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:35,
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two weeks?
who was that? and was it terminal?
one question, three parts, one rhetorical
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:41,
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one question, three parts, one rhetorical
that "two weeks' may actually be four or five
whoever it was flounced around the time that the hedgehog from hell hung up his hat. actually that was quite a long time back. no wonder i'm edgy.
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:43,
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ah, you mean clay
bastard, i wanted to bid on one of his little clay sculptures, but he disappeared
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:46,
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He disappeared but not sure what happened to his dolls
They were "sold" for 6 quid, but not sure if the deal got done
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:49,
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damn, really?
i would paid a bit more than that. i was unsure about whether they would be delivered, so i didn't bid
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:58,
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Yeh, shame really, all that.
That work was worth more than that - I would guess it didn't happen
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:00,
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seriously, his clay work looked fucking awesome*
*i was overawed
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:36,
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for a while, at least
he didn't like mods editing people's posts.
he'll be back. he's almost certainly reading this RIGHT NOW.
I SEE YOU.
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:15,
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he'll be back. he's almost certainly reading this RIGHT NOW.
I SEE YOU.
I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SAY HOW MUCH I HATED HIM.
Looks like I missed that whole mod edit thing. I always miss the fun stuff. Always.
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:39,
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My mate Steve managed to fall asleep in the centre of the crowd during their set at ATP a few years ago.
Fair enough. It wasn't like they were chucking fucking cutlery at huge sheets of metal or anything.
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:29,
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If he's a typical smug bastard,
it would be "They're paying attention to meee! I am wonderful!" and not giving a toss about anything else.
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:10,
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Now he has been found, we need the next b3ta bash on THAT balcony.
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:14,
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i'll be in hamburg in a couple of months time
i might try and track it down and have a photo taken of me with a paper, a croissant and an orange juice. i'll be looking very smug.
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:16,
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This has to be done. Plant a furtive flag there and claim it for planet b3ta.
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:19,
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now, tell me i'm a conspiracy theory type mentalist,
but doesn't google, perhaps facebook too, have some kind of method of working out where a pic was taken?
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:20,
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given the sheer size of hamburg and the lack of decent evidence we've got i'm not sure that would work :(
i'm going to try though
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:21,
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a balcony, some intersections and a red car
what more does google need?
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:31,
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the chance to drive around sniffing out details of everyones' wi-fi
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:34,
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was david his middle name?
that's a very scottish thing to do. not that i know whether the hulk was scottish, or not
oh and stop trying to confuse me, it'll never work, as i have the mental dexterity of a finely honed rubber dildo
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:45,
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oh and stop trying to confuse me, it'll never work, as i have the mental dexterity of a finely honed rubber dildo
his full name is robert bruce banner, he revealed it in a fantastic four comic
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:48,
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That's probably only if the image includes geotagging data.
It's possible that the higher resolution versions of the stock images contain that.
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:33,
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Nah I doubt that
I contacted the agency and their answer on my question about location was "probably Hamburg" but they didn't have any further details on location (even approximate) :(
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:36,
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I tried that approach but all comms go through the management team
The chap is 75 years old though, and the photo looks like it's at least 10 years old - can't see him remembering when or where he took a photo of a smug man with big gums and a croissant, when he's previously taken photos of Salvador Dali :D
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:42,
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The photo's age
explains why he's still so smug when he's got such a crappy laptop!
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:48,
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fuck, i'll have to try and beat you to it
it's like scott and amundsen all over again
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:28,
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there's always a threat of death
we're all going to die sooner or later and very few of us know when
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:38,
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I have a pretty good idea how I'll die
drowning in a sewer somewhere chocking on a turd
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:42,
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i know how i want to die
either of an explosive orgasm or being taken down by a swat team in a hail of bullets, whilst i laugh maniacally on a rooftop after going utterly tonto with a minigun
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:45,
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good point
amundsen didn't freeze to death though, which in this loose analogy gives me a distinct advantage
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:36,
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true
he got to say how valiant scott was in public, then laugh his non-frozen bollocks off behind closed doors
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:40,
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my speech on returning home
"paul_p was a damned good man with a sewer and a camera. hamburg proved too much for him but he died a hero, a man i'm proud to have ever had the chance to compete against. god bless."
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:44,
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only the french could make a tourist attraction out of avenues of shit
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:55,
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very true
i'll stick to the germanic countries where people know how to clean the streets
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:53,
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my dad loves germany
when he got home from there, he was forever going on about how lovely and clean it was. then again, he was near the black forest.
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:57,
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i lived in heidelberg for years
it's certainly very clean, if you ignore the rats in bismarckplatz
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:58,
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he was only there for 9 months in the 80's
doing the whole auf wiedersehn pet thing. i think they were working on thatched cottages. he brought me home a lovely pair of white leather snow white and the seven dwarfs clogs, though.
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:17,
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hahaha
I think that's when things will get *too* weird around here
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:18,
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I've just been skimming central Hamburg with Google Maps
on satellite view...lots of similar-looking looking junctions, but nothing so far...
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:28,
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I've taken the simpler course of emailing the photos to some friends who were born and raised in Hamburg
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:29,
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Good plan!
I spent a couple of days in Hamburg the other year, but there's nothing in the photos that I'd remember, even if it it somewhere I passed by.
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:36,
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Just to think
Somewhere in Hamburg there is a balcony where right now someone could be innocently sipping tea
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:39,
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I bet they've put lemon in it and are looking seriously smug, too
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:42,
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nope
i was pissed, i mixed it with a pint of magners to make it drinkable, which explains why i was singing abba outside the pub
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:34,
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one of the keywords is children's hands
my child doesn't have hands like that
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:23,
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You never had hands like that?
I think I lost mine during puberty, about 13 years old.
Must be a Manchester thing.
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:39,
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Must be a Manchester thing.
yeah lost mine about the same time
and I'm also a manchester lad
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:44,
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He was certainly front of the queue when they were handing out gums
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:38,
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I entirely meant to do this as a reply on my other thread below.
Sorry.
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:57,
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Yes.
It's very clearly not worth its own thread but the abuse from threadwasting is generally less than for thread deleting.
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:02,
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Row, row, row your fuck, gently down the fuck.
Fuckety, fuckety, fuckety, fuckety, life is but a fuck.
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:35,
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Fuckety, fuckety, fuckety, fuckety, life is but a fuck.
I am wearing out the 'I like this' button
the b3ta server mice may have to apply some WD-40
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:40,
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the way his face keeps looming like that
it's almost as if he's having angry sex with a midget
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:58,
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I really should watch Blakes 7 again
I imagine I last saw it in 1981 :D
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:56,
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I rewatched it about ten years ago, maybe a bit less.
Whenever they were bringing all the DVDs out.
It was awesome.
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:00,
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It was awesome.
What I did over the Easter Weekend.
In three and a half days over the Easter weekend, me and my bestest friend watched all 52 episodes on DVD. That took some organisation to make sure we had food and drink in so we didn't have to go out or anything. I was worried my memory played tricks and it would turn out to have been shit.
But you know what? It was great. You have to make allowances for the FX, obviously, but other than that, there were no more than two or three bad episodes, and at least half a dozen really, really good ones, and all the rest were good, watchable stuff.
And yes, there were some non-canon crossover things produced, 'cos the guy who wrote "Robots of Death" also wrote a B7, and crossed some characters and places over from one to the other in a later story. Nothing on the telly though.
And also yes, Terry Nation who created B7 also created the Daleks and suggested them being the Big Bad at the end of season 2, but the BBC said no. The BBC's Awesome Card was therefore revoked, and they weren't recertified as Awesome again until they produced the Dalek/Cyberman smackdown at the end of season 2 of the New Doctor Who.
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:26,
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But you know what? It was great. You have to make allowances for the FX, obviously, but other than that, there were no more than two or three bad episodes, and at least half a dozen really, really good ones, and all the rest were good, watchable stuff.
And yes, there were some non-canon crossover things produced, 'cos the guy who wrote "Robots of Death" also wrote a B7, and crossed some characters and places over from one to the other in a later story. Nothing on the telly though.
And also yes, Terry Nation who created B7 also created the Daleks and suggested them being the Big Bad at the end of season 2, but the BBC said no. The BBC's Awesome Card was therefore revoked, and they weren't recertified as Awesome again until they produced the Dalek/Cyberman smackdown at the end of season 2 of the New Doctor Who.
I always hoped that the Doctor turned up at the last minute and dragged him into the Tardis.
(The characters have been mentioned as existing in the same universe, and there was once talk of the Daleks being the Big Bad in a series of Blake's 7)
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:59,
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That would have been very cool.
*imagines Orac arguing with K-9*
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:03,
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"Yes, so we blew up Cardiff."
"But we're safe, and incidentally saved Earth, so be silent."
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:18,
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Torchwood would have been much cooler
if they'd re done Blakes 7 instead
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:23,
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I have never heard that before
Well, there's a storyline for Doctor Who
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:32,
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You and I are of the same era mate
Remember Travis with his Laseron Destroyer?
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:07,
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Of course!
I was just thinking about shopping him as either:
a Red Dwarf simulant
a Borg
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:10,
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a Red Dwarf simulant
a Borg
I guess Borg would be closer to home
I cried when they all got shot up in the last episode
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:17,
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I still think that's
one of the finest endings I have ever seen.
But I do like to imagine that Avon somehow made it out alive.
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:19,
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But I do like to imagine that Avon somehow made it out alive.
I once won a "Mel from Dr. Who" action figure as a joke prize
I converted it into a Travis-style cyborg.
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:13,
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Their power levels on TV were pretty much identical, (chucking people into fences and bending locks, mostly).
But Ol' Lettucelips in the movies wouldn't even notice if Steve Austin dived out of a plane and kicked him in the head.
Puny cyborg!
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:42,
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Puny cyborg!
i only realised today
i always thought he was bruce banner. then it was david
i just thought i'd mis-remembered it
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:12,
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i just thought i'd mis-remembered it
haha
Have you been involved in an "accident"?
Then call the Chinese Secret Service
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:37,
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Then call the Chinese Secret Service
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