Blimey! Is that owl stain for real?
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 11:40,
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Aye.They reckon it's because the owl has such mega-featherage it contains lots of dust and stuff, so when they slam into glass they leave this ghostly imprint behind.
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Captain Howdy,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 11:44,
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I hope they took out the pane of glass and framed itLove the 'SPLONK' by the way....
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 11:47,
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Nothing signifies impact quite like a comic book sound effect.Ka-thoom was a regular in Hulk comics, and it usually meant he'd punched something so hard all its descendants died.
( Captain Howdy,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 11:51,
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Cyclops was all about the "VRAMP" or something similar.Also, "Logan to English".
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 11:58,
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:Dmightygodking.com/images/Civil_War/cwp_01_27.jpg
mightygodking.com/index.php/i-dont-need-your-civil-war/
(mightygodking.com/index.php/i-dont-need-your-civil-war/
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 12:03,
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"I don't follow be-bop"Legendary.
Thanks for that, Drim.
(Thanks for that, Drim.
Captain Howdy,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 12:10,
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Or etch it into the glass itself.An artist friend did that with her avian window imprints: remove the picture window; carefully acid-etch the imprint for posterity; remount the glass.
Pigeons are very stupid; they finally stopped attempting to fly through the glass after the 4th(!) etched imprint. You'd think they'd learn before then what those pale blotches signified.
(Pigeons are very stupid; they finally stopped attempting to fly through the glass after the 4th(!) etched imprint. You'd think they'd learn before then what those pale blotches signified.
Felis Concolor,
Sat 23 Jun 2012, 22:05,
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I had one of a starling once on the patio door.The dust print was so precise you could actually make out the nostrils on the beak.
I'm guessing it's a mixture of dust and feather oils.
(I'm guessing it's a mixture of dust and feather oils.
joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 12:41,
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It's a relicfrom when they crucified owl ord.
( RedHouse over yonder,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 13:18,
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We had that happen a lot at the home on Maui.Never with owls, however. Pigeons would attempt to fly through the spotless picture window on the kitchen side of the house and leave behind those imprints. I found it hilarious the feet were always splayed out in front of the bird, as if at the last instant it realized there was a barrier there and was frantically attempting to brake before the inevitable THUD.
The strange bit was I witnessed 5 of them while I was washing stuff at the sink; you'd expect them to make a run when there weren't any witnesses present.
Hilarious comic strip, btw. I'm going to show it to the aforementioned artist friend and enjoy witnessing her reaction.
(The strange bit was I witnessed 5 of them while I was washing stuff at the sink; you'd expect them to make a run when there weren't any witnesses present.
Hilarious comic strip, btw. I'm going to show it to the aforementioned artist friend and enjoy witnessing her reaction.
Felis Concolor,
Sat 23 Jun 2012, 22:04,
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It's not dead, it's just stunned. ;D*clicks*
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 11:35,
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hahaha moley you get better and better!
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 11:51,
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Thanks Barbie.Most people who know me say I'm getting worse.
:D
(:D
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 11:53,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Animal Art"){kind=small}
Obligatory misreading of the competition
It was either this or a picture of Hulk Hogan and a kitten at the Twin Towers that I found and think should win the compo
Tonsil is slowly atrophying,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 11:07,
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Ha-ha!The Hogan picture will come.
The Hogan picture always comes.
There are probably two slightly different versions being created as I type this.
(The Hogan picture always comes.
There are probably two slightly different versions being created as I type this.
Captain Howdy,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 11:09,
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Pfffffft!Nicely :)
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 11:11,
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Woo, this should come firstb3ta.com/board/9968036
(great minds)
((great minds)
claptonista ,the idiot boy..........,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 11:17,
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Wow.:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 11:34,
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NiceThe idea theft was subconscious. I'm claiming that new fair use in parody that isn't on the books yet. I was at home in bed at the time. It was another bloke that looks like me.
( Tonsil is slowly atrophying,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 11:38,
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b3ta has ruined ducks for me...Dog mask!
:D
(:D
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 10:45,
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Damn you I had managed to forget about dog mask!
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 10:47,
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Woof!:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 10:54,
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Ooooh.... I like that.:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 10:45,
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ExcellentI just gave up on the same pic, glad I did as you'd have put me to shame!
(
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 10:40,
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I think this idea will be done many, many times.... many times....:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 10:43,
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Ha ha ha ha!Flamin' dogs. Had to take my neighbours dog for a walk the other night. Try picking up a turd when the dog has got the shits, it's not easy.
It's hot, too.
(It's hot, too.
Smallbrainfield,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 10:14,
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Ha ha! Just like Viz top tips... A fresh dog turd picked up while walking the dog makes an excellent hand warmer on a winters day.
( Smallbrainfield,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 10:19,
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Hahaha!Whato! ;)
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 10:21,
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hahaI've not done very well in recent compos but I think this is on the monet.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 10:30,
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Wonderful!Hallo Big Boy!
:D
(:D
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 10:37,
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Heh, no sense wasting a new thread. I give you, the Dober-Lisa.
Smallbrainfield,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 10:08,
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we even used the same fucking cat :(
Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 11:16,
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Weird. But mine hasn't got the canvas thingy on its face.
( Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 11:40,
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A seam monkey here...a seam monkey there
bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 10:01,
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yeah...alright, leave it out mate :-(
( bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 10:40,
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Lighten up, dude. Whatever it is you think I'm referencing, I'm not.I meant the picture content of a sad simian, mixed with the theme tune to an old 70's TV show.
( Captain Howdy,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 10:50,
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I know'yeah alright leave it out' is my standard reply to everything these days
( bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 11:30,
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Despite the rain, it's the Summer Solstice, today.Hope you get some sunlight soon, man.
:)
(:)
Captain Howdy,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 11:37,
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Thomas Gainsborough "Who's a pretty blue boy then" 1770
HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 9:48,
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Vintage Headswap Week is a go!
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 9:50,
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oh come on, the pun in the painting title is fantastic ;) HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 9:51,
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Alas, I think you need to know more about art than a luddite like meI must confess to Googling these things
( boris the spider,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 9:54,
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I'm with Boris I'm afraidI'm not what you call "cultured", more just "left to curdle in the dark".
( Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 10:00,
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I don't know much about art, but I know what I likeand that's drinking, smoking and sticking my winky into ladies.
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 10:03,
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Also it appears to be uncompoedIs that deliberate?
( boris the spider,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 10:08,
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Very good! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 10:03,
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Ma COR!(pictured bird may not actually be macaw)
( thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 10:37,
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Hahaha! Nice.:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 10:38,
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Went to that guy's museum in FranceStill think he's basically Johnny Depp
( Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 10:02,
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I'd say he's more Frodo Baggins than Jack Sparrow
(
boris the spider,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 10:20,
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now do 'Legs I've Humped'
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 9:47,
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I shall await it's auction at Sothebys
(
Jahled Three shades of black,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 10:01,
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Dirty girl.:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 10:40,
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William Frederick Yeames - "And when did you last see your owner?" or "Fenton" 1878
HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 9:34,
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stupid cat framed him :(
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 9:46,
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NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - ANIMAL ART
Everyone loves helicopter cat. Damian Hirst's shark is a modern classic. Show us how all art would be better if it featured an animal. Challenge suggested by monkeon.
Fraser has joined the Moomins.,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 9:15,
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that's a budgiecat's are the furry ones with whiskers
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 9:26,
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'copta cat' week.Let's give it time, man - there's plenty of room for manoeuvre on this one.
( Captain Howdy,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 9:26,
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*awaits the great "horse drawn vehicles and animals" repost*
(
Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 9:50,
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Channeling the power of moggy's art style, there taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 9:09,
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that's manga? I kind of assumed they needed big eyes and hand drawn faces
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 9:12,
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white backgroundsketchy style
random faces cut out with a rusty knife and pasted on using bodily fluids
nonsensical (to me anyway, as its LOLitics)
(random faces cut out with a rusty knife and pasted on using bodily fluids
nonsensical (to me anyway, as its LOLitics)
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 9:21,
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moggy has trademarked drawing on white paper? HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 9:23,
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I think he was more going for the foggy thingGood pic anyway :) Took me a minute to figure out why they were dressed like that.
( Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 9:27,
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There's a distinct lack ofplagiarism, tears, stitches, yiff and the stale odour of insanity for it to be styled after Moggy, surely it would need these?
( Smallbrainfield,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 9:15,
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Carrshould have told them to fuck off or change the rules on tax havens like Jersey. He's not doing anything illegal, whatever your moral objections might be.
( Smallbrainfield,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 9:13,
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^ this...instead he's doing the "I made a terrible error in judgment" spiel, presumably posing in his garden gate with a loving and supportive family gathered round.
(
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 9:18,
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He did it via Twitter.His last tweet was "I am wanking as I write this".
( Smallbrainfield,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 9:21,
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... but it then give him room to say"Well then, Cameron - I've done it. Your turn."
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 9:32,
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So, if I've got this right...The story is that a hypocritical cunt called another hypocritical cunt a hypocritical cunt. Is that about it?
(
Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample.,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 9:26,
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Pretty much"Wow! What a pair of cunts! But then again we knew that anyway."
( Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 9:29,
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yepwith added, first cunt allowing the cuntyness to actually happen
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 9:35,
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Man with lots of money, who doesn't want to pay much in the way of tax, uses entirely legal method to achieve his goal. Man whose father did the exact same thing, and who receives money from people who do the exact same thing, feigns righteous indignance.
( Captain Howdy,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 9:35,
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he found a new place to hide his loot
Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 9:36,
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hahaha well spotted, this appears to be the US editionwonder how much tax the Stone Roses are dodging with their cynical comeback tour ?
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 9:46,
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one does not simply remember the family tree after the first seriesneeds more tits and dragons
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 9:07,
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Is this a HBO thing?I've been watching Boardwalk Empire, and while it lacks dragons it's basically porn half the time.
( Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 9:31,
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16 minutes, I'm surprised there's that muchit's not what you remember after watching Game of Thrones
*saves for later*
(*saves for later*
Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 9:51,
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hahaha nojust a throwaway comment. Game of Thrones is much more than tits and dragons.
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 9:41,
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Not bad, but I think Jon Snow is actually going to be revealed as Ed Stark's nephew, and not his son.
(
Captain Howdy,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 9:08,
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I must be the only person left who hasn't watched Game of Thrones.It does look good, mind.
( Smallbrainfield,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 9:19,
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Any show that starts like this is a show worth watching..(
Captain Howdy,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 9:24,
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Ain't seen a wink of it
(
Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 9:29,
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I've watched the first two episodesThey were well worth it. I have since more or less run out of time and inclination to watch anything more than 20 minutes long in the evenings, but next week I'm traveling and plan on finishing off the series in a succession of tawdry hotel rooms.
finishing off the series pulling myself off
( boris the spider,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 9:46,
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'Ned' surely?Or Eddard.
(
Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 9:44,
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i've been watching this for 12 minutes now. they sure have stamina
(
Frumbert has no sig,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 11:01,
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Whoops, have I come too early?(
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 7:15,
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mehnow that i think of it, i probably should have went for celeb websites
(,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 7:27,
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Why? Are you not a fan of celebs either? Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 7:31,
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Ning WBWobbly's Angels, that's MAD !
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 8:24,
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no point shitty helicopter cat is way in front
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 8:37,
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I read animal art as classic paintings nicely shopped with our furry friendsI'm way too optimistic :D
HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 8:45,
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some people say you're a dreamer..
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 8:49,
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and where the fuck is this Dredd trailer??
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 8:50,
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image challenge is always shitGruffi Savalas should add that to his advanced truths
with this, b3ta.com/board/10788181
(with this, b3ta.com/board/10788181
Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 8:46,
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I wouldbut I can't vote again for another 450 minutes.
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 8:50,
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I went for this, figuring I could shoehorn Dredd in at the same time.But I think Coptercat may have demolished any such uprising.
( Captain Howdy,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 9:18,
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