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[challenge entry] Whistler's Mum's Rude Dog
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:56, archived)
# That dog has swallowed a concertina
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:58, archived)
# Fuck a duck!
I got a fuck for a duck and a duck for a fuck and a buck ninety-eight for a fucked up duck.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:58, archived)
# my version has fifty bucks for a fucked-up duck
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 12:01, archived)
# That's inflation for you
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 12:02, archived)
# indeed
i intend to inflate my tumtum in a bit with onion rings
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 12:03, archived)
# Oooh!
The starch snack kind or the proper deep fried bits of onion kind?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 12:05, archived)
# the fryer is warming up right now :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 12:21, archived)
# Needs more Dweebs
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:58, archived)
# "Just off to The Dog And Duck!"
*pervs*
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 12:01, archived)
[challenge entry] It's a bit of an animal.
(Mothballs lost all track of time on, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:49, archived)
# How strange
Is this an installation??
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 12:02, archived)
# Where's the art?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 12:02, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:30, archived)
# Hahaha
Godzilla always wins, King Kong can't reach the blocks near the top!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:34, archived)
# mothra helps him with those ones
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:48, archived)
# Hmmm
Did you just switch Godzilla and King Kong in that sentence?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:59, archived)
# Come to think of it, you're right
Neither of them can reach the top... unless the aforementioned Mothra is guiding the pieces in...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 12:04, archived)
# Mothra is otherwise occupied on an errand with Frank Spencer

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 12:58, archived)
# /whistles 'Some Mothers do Ave Em'
theme tune.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:09, archived)
# Spelling "Some mothers do ave em" in Morse Code
trufax
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:19, archived)
# Nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 12:01, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 12:02, archived)
# RAMPAGE!
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 12:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh noes!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 10:39, archived)
# ah shit, i had a really good idea for another image but i can't remember it
could everybody just pretend like i made an image, probably based around some sort of pun, and respond as before?

greatly appreciated, sorry to put you out etc
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 10:54, archived)
# hahahaha!



Nice one! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:00, archived)
# haha FP this immediately
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:21, archived)
# *Groans*
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:22, archived)
# cheers everyone, thanks again
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:43, archived)
# fucking hell
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 12:16, archived)
# :o

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 13:00, archived)
# translation?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 13:45, archived)
# "xdthanksxd"
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 13:48, archived)
# no, it's just the way I'm sitting
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:34, archived)
# Meowna Lisa :)
*gets coat* :(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:07, archived)
# Hehehe
Superb FP again matey! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:11, archived)
# I just automatically put them up there now whenever I see his name
I almost FP'd his comment here in fact
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:14, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:17, archived)
# yes we know you're a mod
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:40, archived)
# bless :D
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 19:22, archived)
# hahahaha nicely
mornin Ninj
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:08, archived)
# Mornin' Q!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:10, archived)
# This deserves a spinny woo

(I found Susan Young's ace 80s animation 'Carnival' online last night :))
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:17, archived)
# Mona Fleasa
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:22, archived)
# niiiiicely
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:31, archived)
# bless er
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:40, archived)
# I made a sprite


I have bought gamemaker, and hope to make a simple game. This means I will need to make sprites. Here is the first sprite I've made as a learning excercise. He's a cheerful red ball man. boing.
(I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 10:12, archived)
# Is it for a game?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 10:14, archived)
# it's a bit low poly
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 10:16, archived)
# I was worried that people would think I was just being thick
but I know I can always rely on you.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 10:21, archived)
# to be thick?
sure can :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 10:23, archived)
#
boing.
(I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 10:20, archived)
# Nice! Also,
nwot as a result of my bus ride in today

Can you tell that I haven't watched a single minute of any of this? :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 10:23, archived)
# RIP THE FOOTBALLS
Now we can all watch THE TENNISS and get even more bored

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 10:56, archived)
# Oh, all of the players running up, the pitch, and running down it, again. Such athleticism!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:04, archived)
# My 6 year of daughter had it about right last night
"England are just walking around but the Italians are just getting on with it".
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:06, archived)
# 6 yr old girls have the best opinions on most things
I was on the bus a few weeks ago when England were playing one of their first games, and behind me there was a bloke with a girl of about that age. He was clearly a bit miffed at having to take his daughter somewhere when there was a match on, and was hoping to get back quickly before he missed too much. His daughter asked him why he liked football so much, and after trying to explain in rather vague and meaningless terms about it being England and cheering on your team there was a slight pause, after which the girl said "But... it doesn't really matter, does it daddy?"
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:38, archived)
# I hope he gave her a stern lecture about there being no real way of measuring the value or meaning of anything, or proving that any one cause is more worthy than any other
and concluded it with something profound about dust in the wind, dude.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:45, archived)
# He might have done
They got off the bus before me
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:53, archived)
# and watch England not win again.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:12, archived)
# Another landfill full of England tat,
as weeping fatties rip the plastic flags from their Vauxhall Novas and bin their inflatable St George's flag chairs with integral pie-holder.

And then buy the whole fucking lot again in two years' time.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:18, archived)
# the tenniss? Don't you mean "MIDDLE CLASS LAWNBATS"
?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 13:02, archived)
# Very good.
I will undoubtedly find a use for this: Much of the conversation in the office this morning seems to revolve around the lacksadaisical performance of the very wealthy men who failed this weekend.

On Sunday, whilst the rich English men were being out-performed by the rich Italian men, I was dancing with some pretty young ladies in a church hall with free tea and cake. I bet I had a nicer time.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 12:43, archived)
# oh my
I really enjoy the order and tidiness of pixels when he hits the bottom. It looks very good. Also the facial expression when he squashes is good.
(kurm1s didn't exist until, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 10:24, archived)
# hello, happy bouncy bloodclot
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 10:27, archived)
# he stops smiling for a moment as he bounces
suggesting that he finds the moment of impact painful. And then he bravely grins on, despite the multiple bone fractures.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 10:37, archived)
# He is happy when he is flying, but at the moment of groundage he is unsure if he will ever fly again, hence the worried look..
He knows that perpetual motion does not exist, and there will come a time when he will no longer have the rebounding power he requires to soar again...

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:03, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 10:47, archived)
# That's cool.
Good luck with the game
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 10:50, archived)
# This is very happy and bouncy
Would it consider a happy Death Star to bounce along with?



Though, bouncy Death Star appears to be a bit stuck..
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:02, archived)
#
needs more cats.
(I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:27, archived)
# I like him, reminds me of Eggy
I'll have to look into this gamemaker.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:05, archived)
# *likes bouncy fings*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:08, archived)
# Hurrah, bounce on, little red one!
This reminds me of Jelly Escape which I managed to complete recently - this makes me OFFICIALLY GREAT
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:19, archived)
#
I googled jelly escape. Why did they make super meat boy again? Somebody already made Super Meat Boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 11:19, archived)
# Just because.


Audie Murphy was pretty cool, mind.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 10:11, archived)
# Shopped pictures only
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 10:16, archived)
# In war, the first casualty is a boy scout's neck
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:28, archived)
# For Smash and Mediocre :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 10:08, archived)
# yay!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 10:10, archived)
# for those of you who want to try making your own furtive blanket, have this
it's really easy when you get started. each square in the grid is 20x20 and all one colour. give it a try!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 9:12, archived)
# Nicely.
Did b3ta break last night or something? Seems to have been a distinct lack of the usual frenzy of flan and co...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 9:23, archived)
# fuck knows
probably everyone was pissed after the fiasco....er.....i mean football
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 9:25, archived)
# Fresco?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 9:50, archived)
# redex, i'm afraid
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 9:50, archived)
# I am not sure why.
If you view the image it will work, it is on b3tards.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 9:51, archived)
# yay! now i see it!
i'm working on my latest design, it's a mario one
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 9:53, archived)
# Super!
(sorry)
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 10:11, archived)
# pff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 10:26, archived)
# I'm not sure how literally to take the term "Gay shift"
But there were a big gay bunch of big gay parties in America today.

Maybe they were busy.

To be clear on my stance: happy pride week :)
I love all of the progress, and look forward to more (though I mostly celebrated today by napping) and cheers for brilliant knitting, too!
(which I celebrated by napping some more)
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:57, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 12:03, archived)
# you are a total knitter !
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 9:35, archived)
# why yes, i am
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 9:37, archived)
# Is the yellow grid a knitting thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 10:08, archived)
# yes
i knit in squares, so pixellated designs are best
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 10:10, archived)
#

Right Click__Open Image
Best Brendle attachment?






spotify:track:3mJtiV1taGpPiLdZXyK4QW (Playing In The Distance - The Glimmers Glimmmix by Grand National)
www.b3ta.com/board/10795083
www.b3ta.com/board/10794834
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 2:00, archived)
#
spotify:track:4TMeAOqxSXAVtFdozVP2sK (Chicken Yodel by Radio Bloopers)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 3:04, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iz6iENNnf08
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 3:06, archived)
# it needs to be longer :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 3:17, archived)
# It needs to not be.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 3:50, archived)
# the javierls don't stand a fucking chance. they truely are fucked.


(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 3:59, archived)
# You cannot vote again so soon
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 5:46, archived)
# Behind the scenes

WFHIT
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:55, archived)
# hahah very good!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:58, archived)
#
(1.618..., Sun 24 Jun 2012, 23:01, archived)
# that's a rather unusual handsign
not to sound like an esoteric tinfoil muthabitch

spotify:track:05uI1w9BFqXXljwFBeDf6w (Dear Prudence by Siouxsie And The Banshees)
spotify:track:0Y3geEdu5Gwpr9LShhOaRC (Wait Your Turn by Rihanna)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 23:10, archived)
# your paranoid
hes just flicking a bogeyorishe?
(1.618..., Sun 24 Jun 2012, 23:25, archived)
# !?


spotify:track:7H6ayCNPQjY7AOCDE4AvMi (Hamburger Train by Primus)
Right Click__Open Image
spotify:track:3mJtiV1taGpPiLdZXyK4QW (Playing In The Distance - The Glimmers Glimmmix by Grand National) (Playing In The Distance - The Glimmers Glimmmix by Grand National)
www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/handsign_funtimes_multiple_screensnap.jpg
youtu.be/ZRnzTTYk7_Q
spotify:track:4vpeKl0vMGdAXpZiQB2Dtd (White Rabbit by Jefferson Airplane)
youtu.be/Q1cfTMdjkYM

spotify:track:3kOQ8TnkxvTRk7RXJbH6dh (Eclipse by Talvin Singh)

spotify:track:4Li2WHPkuyCdtmokzW2007 (Ni**as In Paris by Jay Z)
spotify:track:3Osd3Yf8K73aj4ySn6LrvK (No Church In The Wild by Jay Z)

www.b3ta.com/board/10794834
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 23:31, archived)
# throws up illuminati hand sign
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 9:20, archived)
#
(1.618..., Sun 24 Jun 2012, 23:35, archived)
# Not quite a shocker
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 23:58, archived)
# :/
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 0:08, archived)
# GOOD NOOZ
IT'S CANSA
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 22:05, archived)
# 'Raaay!
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 22:10, archived)
# Hoo Ray
?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 22:23, archived)
# Voo Hoo Ray?!?
(Damien Hurts just forgot a really good idea, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 6:09, archived)
# Ray'pe!
Help officer!
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 8:09, archived)
# in the ass
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 22:23, archived)
# leftovers
:/
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 22:24, archived)
# Is that an Arsely Davidson?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 22:38, archived)
# Rhythm is a Cancer
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 22:33, archived)
#

spotify:track:62ne0kUEsgXPTFIbX7fdOH (Delta by Higher Intelligence Agency)
youtu.be/VffMK6DzlZk
youtu.be/YJ1rHtZQWEg
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 22:45, archived)
# I was watching a 90s compilation on 4Music this morning
So all these things are fresh on my mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 22:53, archived)
# even 12?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 22:55, archived)
# You hadn't added twelve yet when I made my reply
And Jagger was fresh in my mind for another reason. He is in an image I am making.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 23:24, archived)
# this is a fine explanation
+3 Javierl
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 23:33, archived)
# Ta
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 23:39, archived)
# Would you say these sounds fall into your mi-ii-i-ii-ind?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORUZql_5bP0
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 22:58, archived)
# I'd post my Noel Edmonds/Mr. Blobby picture, but I'm ashamed of it.
but I'm ashamed of it.So here's something a little less shit.


EDIT: Meddled with.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 22:22, archived)
# 90's German para boots ftw
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 24 Jun 2012, 22:27, archived)
# They're based on a pair of British assault boots I have.
A steal at 30 quid. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 22:29, archived)
# I don't like the British assault boots, not as comfortable on my knackered ankles,
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 24 Jun 2012, 22:35, archived)
# Yeah, they can be a bit of an arse. Plus, they creak an awful lot.
I'm way too used to wearing shoes like Converse, these are the first boots I've had in ages.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 22:37, archived)
# Beat hot dubbin into them.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 24 Jun 2012, 22:55, archived)
# Euphemism of the week award
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 8:14, archived)
# cool ! is that new ?
noticed the absence of your foxy logo and the addition of a fizzy drinks can. Are you being sponsored now ?
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 22:29, archived)
# This is probably going to be part of a series, and I think the foxy logo kind of breaks up the flat background.
And I wish I were. Not much design work comes this way.

AND, new as in, earlier this week. :P
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 22:34, archived)
# I like the style of this one, with the simple colours and thick lines
Why is it (c)Kitsune?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 22:31, archived)
# (c)Kitsune is just another persona, like Bourbon Fox. One I've had a lot longer than Bourbon Fox.
I might change it to Bourbon Fox next time to avoid confusion.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 22:36, archived)
# oh!! oops i got confused &
thought you were referencing the record lable! :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 23:14, archived)
# Which is why it was a bad idea to mark this as KITSUNE, and not BOURBON FOX XD
Kitsune is an EXCELLENT record label.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 23:21, archived)
# no not bad!!
TBF i thought it were a deliberate nod; no bad thing :D

Kitsune do consistently classy output; have got most of the compilations

(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 23:43, archived)
# Kitsune was a nickname given to me ages ago from a 'merkin friend
with me being obsessed with foxes and all. It wasn't a nod to the record label, but damn I wish it was. ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 23:52, archived)
# haha esp. with that sly ninja edit ;D
right, must be orf., nite!
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 0:03, archived)
# I figured I might as well start as I mean to go on XD
Nighty night!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 0:11, archived)
# This reminds me of KFC
Kentucky Fox Chicken

no wait, that makes no sense.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 23:11, archived)
# arf :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 23:16, archived)
# funky chicken
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 23:25, archived)
# Kitsune Fondles Cola.
That makes no sense either.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 23:23, archived)
# King Freezes Cheddar
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 0:04, archived)
# Knights Frolicking Cheerfully
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 0:29, archived)
# Not ashamed


(from the draw Hilter challenge)
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 0:11, archived)
# When I was about twelve I made a quiz called "Are You Noel Edmunds?"
It was one of those "answer a, b or c" to a set of questions type thing, where you add up your answers at the end and get one of three results. I don't know why I did it.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 0:18, archived)
# have you still got it ? I often wonder if I am Noel Edmunds
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 0:23, archived)
# Not to hand
but, so as not to disappoint you, here is a hastily-written simplified version.

1) Are you Noel Edmonds?
a - Yes
b - No

If you answered a you are Noel Edmonds. If you answered b you are not him.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 0:31, archived)
# I AM NOEL EDMUNDS
Britain's only Noel Edmonds tribute act !
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 0:38, archived)
# Oh bummer, now I've got Chesney Hawkes stuck in my head!
It's also getting rather early in the morning, and I would like to sleep. Goodnight fair b3tans!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 0:40, archived)
# MOSTLY C: You are totally Noel Edmonds. You host the SHIT out of Deal or no Deal.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 0:25, archived)
# That's pretty much the gist of it, except this would have been a while before DonD existed
We're talking like, House Party, Telly Addicts era. He hosted the FUCK out of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 0:29, archived)
# Of course... so... Noel's House Party?
They're the only two things I know Noel Edmonds from... in fact, are they the only things he's done?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 0:33, archived)
# He also did Telly Addicts and Saturday Roadshow
plus I understand he did Top of the Pops in the 70s, but I'm not that old.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 0:34, archived)
# is Saturday Roadshow the same as Swap Shop ?
I heard he was on Radio Caroline too
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 0:39, archived)
# I think Saturday Roadshow was a kind of forerunner to House Party
but now I really must be going...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 0:41, archived)
# Actually, now you come to mention it
I did see him on a REALLY old ToTP that BBC4 randomly played the other night.

I wasn't there in the 70s either, but going by what I saw, I wouldn't have liked it that much. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 0:41, archived)
# You would have LOVED the 70s
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEbqT95IPGY
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 0:45, archived)
# That's... umm... different.
I never thought I'd see the fella who did Sledgehammer, in a dress, wearing a fox mask.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 0:52, archived)
# Ah well, it'll get the board going, I guess.
it'll get the board going I guess.

This is also why I shouldn't draw half tired/drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 0:21, archived)
# Hahaha!
I like your drawing style.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 24 Jun 2012, 22:28, archived)
# haha
oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 22:49, archived)
# Superb
Your stuff is always ace
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 22:59, archived)
# hahaha!! insta FP :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 23:10, archived)
# Third frame: Doctor Beard carries on fisting Kermit anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 23:43, archived)
# This would have been better
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 0:37, archived)
# Ah well
Hindsight is always 20/20, unless you get hindsight glaucoma.
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 6:34, archived)
# hahahaha
splendid, poor kermit.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 0:05, archived)
# well
It come to us all

(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 0:14, archived)
# Let's talk!
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:04, archived)
# Gooch TV?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:10, archived)
# Sure let's talk
First of all I have some questions:
1) How old are you? (I'm just curious)
2) What is your occupation? (I'm just curious)
3) Why do you have this obsession with the pope?
4) Why am I entertaining the idea that you will answer these questions seriously?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:29, archived)
# Allow me...
1) THE POPE
2) THE POPE
3) THE POPE
4) THE POPE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 22:34, archived)
# The perfect interview
a "warts-and-all" confessional that disects his career whilst simultaneously illuminating his human side.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 22:42, archived)
# Rather...
1) ALL TIME
2) THE POPE
3) HIS ASS
4) TOUCHING
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 23:53, archived)
# CAPTAIN!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 0:33, archived)
# Wot you want?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pqC563bX_w
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 1:30, archived)
# You say you want to talk.
*unzips*

We can talk.

*unzips another zip*

We can talk about many things.

*unzips three further zips*

Many Many things.

*unzips 43 zips on left trouser leg*

There may be something you're wondering about.

*unzips own head, removing brain, violently throwing brain against a wall*

There may be something you don't completely understand.

*removes final zip*

Let's talk about that thing.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:34, archived)
# Bondage trousers, I presume.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:14, archived)
# No, for some reason I was wearing 93 suits.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 22:43, archived)
# is this from The Dictator ?
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:35, archived)
# ah finally! A Winner!
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:38, archived)
# ace ! what do I win ? the pope ?
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:52, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/10795015
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:18, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:31, archived)
# great ! a spare pair for weekdays
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:39, archived)
# A free tatoo!
youtu.be/LWnjSufyKM8
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:34, archived)
# pffft ! it's not even magenta
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:39, archived)
# HOMEWORK:
make screenshot and paint it magenta!
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:40, archived)
# What are you wearing?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:54, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/10795015
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:16, archived)
# Let's talk about sex baybee
Let's talk about you and me
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:01, archived)
# The only thing that scares me
is the Gush

youtu.be/P-bVYtmSzCY
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:19, archived)
# MAKE IT COME OUT
BLUE GREEN
(1.618..., Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:20, archived)
# it comes out red then goes black
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:22, archived)
# His body was only 20 killos which is no more than 2 or 3 squirrels
HA!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:35, archived)
# mercy clipping
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:36, archived)
# Tried de-stimulating him with a dog carcass...
but he just kept popping the protein.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:47, archived)
# I guess some people are stimulated by dog carcasses
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:51, archived)
# we tried throwing ice on his balls
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 22:05, archived)
# ECHO! echo!
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 0:32, archived)
# Childhood destroyed. You're welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:00, archived)
# Your other half has been in touch
Apparently you guys want to feed your daughter to a cat of your choice
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:17, archived)
# indeed sir
and we're mightily grateful :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:24, archived)
# No worries mate :)
Be great to show you around, I can show you inside the cat houses etc
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:38, archived)
# we shall bring you a decoratiive item for your
on-site digs...
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:48, archived)
# *plays Vienna card*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:16, archived)
# De-Ris...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tales_of_the_Riverbank

EDIT: And, Dutchman, 'bonk' is a comedy verb and noun which means carefree casual sex.

'I bonked her'
'She bonked the milkman'
'We had a bonk'

However this does not to conjugate to having had 'a bonk on the noggin' or 'my friends all say I'm completely bonkers'. Those means something else altogether.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 24 Jun 2012, 22:02, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 5:18, archived)
# Relevant pea
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 22:41, archived)
# hahahaha
1: Is that David Attenborough ?
2: Where ?
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 22:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Piet Mondrian - Composition with honey and wax
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 19:53, archived)
# i'd like to see someone do this for reals
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 19:55, archived)
# Clever, I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:56, archived)
# I wouldn't be surprised if this is where he got his ideas
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:00, archived)
# What, b3ta.com?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 22:44, archived)
# Finally ... by request of Mu, a new version, much better!
a new version much better!
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 19:15, archived)
# How can you tell the difference between child salami and ugly dad salami?
YOU HAVEN'T THOUGHT THIS THROUGH!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 19:24, archived)
# Ok, you are right again.
Well, you can throw them through the new salami maker one at time.
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 19:38, archived)
# sweetmeatfallfuck
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 19:53, archived)
# Alright there Martin
Needs more Pope.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:31, archived)
# Evenink

biggy
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:45, archived)
# Whahay!
Alright HD :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:46, archived)
# oi oi !
:D
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:47, archived)
# WE'LL HAV NO POKAYMANS HERE!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:50, archived)
# By which I mean lovely work.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:52, archived)
# if Carlsberg did evolution
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:55, archived)
# :D
how does it smell?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:27, archived)
# More importantly,
CAN YOU MILK IT?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:58, archived)
# What?

What?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:36, archived)
# News just in
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:15, archived)
# haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:19, archived)
# thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:21, archived)
# Hahaha, about time too, it's been about 25 years!

(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:20, archived)
# shhhh, some of us saw that in the cinema
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:22, archived)
# Their a bit slow
Clockwise was about thirty years ago
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:21, archived)
# cold case review at the Met
someone found the old VHS tape
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:23, archived)
# Hehe
I like to think they found the vandalised phone box, but couldn't find any witnesses or substantial evidence and with regret closed the case. Then, years later, one of them saw Clockwise and thought "'Ang on, this could be a new lead"
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:27, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:40, archived)
# Finally what was in my mind for so long time found his way through my hands into the World Wide Web!
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 16:44, archived)
# It should be smaller
or funnier. Either is good.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 24 Jun 2012, 16:53, archived)
# I feel we should demand both
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 17:01, archived)
# Never make demands....
Demands led to more terrestrial TV and Channel 5 *shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 17:42, archived)
# All that would do is slice them in half.
You want to have the blade horizontal so it can slice in slithers.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 17:29, archived)
# I think you're confusing him with someone who gives a shit
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 17:30, archived)
# Oh come on, this is a close attempt at a normal picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 17:40, archived)
# You are right Mu!
It would slice them in two,
then you need to take the two pieces and throw it again over the slide,

...

this would result in
2
4
8
16
32
64
128
256

... 256 pieces in just 7 work process. Not bad, right?
But who cares? At the end of the day, you can do what ever the FUCK YOU WANNA DO!!!!!
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:28, archived)
# But they wouldn't be equal pieces... I want my child salami UNIFORM, dammit.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:37, archived)
# here you go
(The Goderator trumped and you smelt it, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:49, archived)
# Totally profiling this.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:53, archived)
# I should have changed "Hard" to "Child", really.
But I can't be arsed now.
(The Goderator trumped and you smelt it, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:57, archived)
# Which one are you again?
Hodgey?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:54, archived)
# Yes
BUT I'M UNDERCOVER SO DON'T TELL ANYONE
(The Goderator trumped and you smelt it, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:56, archived)
# ... except be THE POPE and have sex with children, because that would be wrong.
Anything else is fine.
(The Goderator trumped and you smelt it, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:38, archived)
# I prefer last year's attempt at becoming a normal b3tan
which was basically the pope with CDCs
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:29, archived)
# THE COCKPOPE THE COCKPOPE THE COCKPOPE THE COCKPOPE
THE COCKPOPE THE COCKPOPE THE COCKPOPE THE COCKPOPE THE COCKPOPE THE COCKPOPE
THE COCKPOPE THE COCKPOPE THE COCKPOPE THE COCKPOPE THE COCKPOPE THE COCKPOPE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:35, archived)
# Come on! What is a "NORMAL" b3tan????
Give me some examples, except YOU!
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:37, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/9225726
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:40, archived)
# I miss tits :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:41, archived)
# Try painting a bullseye on the nipple
That might improve your aim
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:42, archived)
# You know what I meant :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:44, archived)
# Not really
Are you missing them from your life, b3ta or your own body?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:46, archived)
# tits was faceburger's original b3ta name.
Every post he made was flooded with comments of "TITS!".

edit: like so
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:47, archived)
# Oh, I see! Yes, that b3tan = good.
Right, now I think it's time to put some clothes on and make dinner
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:50, archived)
# You horrible tease...
... you know how much I like dinner.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:51, archived)
# oh man, it would be even LOLier if a jedi made the child fall down the slide!
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 17:35, archived)
# Well I like it.
I always want fewer ugly childs, more delicious salami.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 17:40, archived)
# MAKE IT BIGGER!!!!
AM I SHOUTING?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 17:43, archived)
# childishly delicious!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 17:45, archived)
# Japanese sushi version

mmm.. baby meat.
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 17:49, archived)
# never forgive
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 17:53, archived)
# this reminds me weasal's grinder pic where the meat flows out into a mutations anus
sweetmeatfuck
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 19:38, archived)
# So: for a "long time", you have fantasised about mutilating children.
Please explain to the class how this is THE POPE's fault.
(The Goderator trumped and you smelt it, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:10, archived)
# The death is much faster than raping them again and again and again ...
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:30, archived)
# This "I can be shocking and controversial lol" act isn't really much of an improvement on The Pope The Pope The Pope....
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:33, archived)
# It's all most people on here do.
Fuck, it's pretty much the unofficial b3ta motto.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 19:03, archived)
# Only if you're doing it wrong.
(The Goderator trumped and you smelt it, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:34, archived)
# how many chirrens do i gots to get to feed my church
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:17, archived)
# Just to recap here for a moment...
your main problem with the Catholic Church seems to be their record of child abuse?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:34, archived)
# dude, you are waaaaay off, LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:36, archived)
# ALSO:
This guy just won the Egyptian presidency and already he's beating people up with his tiny arm and hand!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:39, archived)
# racist!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:40, archived)
# Goddam king-embalming pyramid lovers
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:43, archived)
# ha ha ha!
yeah -- camel-feeding sand travelers!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 19:01, archived)
# All hail President Jeremy Beadle the Third!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:46, archived)
# So Mr. Bond ...
I'll take it off "stun" and set it on "kill" then, shall I?
(DickTater is feeling a bit peckish, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 23:11, archived)
# IT'S ALL NEW BY THE WAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:39, archived)
# also, I'f ur empty w/the fullness mebbe u need a beegar bawx 2
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:39, archived)
# Come on england :)
(herman:D, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 16:15, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 16:16, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 16:16, archived)
# There's only one Rooney.

(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:15, archived)
# BURN THEM ALL!
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 16:16, archived)
# 'kin WOO
HOT STUFF :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 16:31, archived)
# He's on Fire!!!
He's You're
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 16:35, archived)
# Burn it with fire!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 16:36, archived)
# It'll take more than come to put that out
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 16:40, archived)
# Strangely compelling
Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 16:41, archived)
# bindun surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 15:56, archived)
# evolution in action
and with that, i'm off.
'bye all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 15:57, archived)
# Ahahahahah, perfect!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 15:58, archived)
# 'cringes'
'smiles'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 24 Jun 2012, 16:01, archived)
# Hahaha
(herman:D, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 16:04, archived)
# Phoenix the Cat!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 16:13, archived)
# hee heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 16:30, archived)
# Oh the humanism!
:D *click*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 16:40, archived)
# hahahaha excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 24 Jun 2012, 17:45, archived)
# they rise
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 19:32, archived)
# The unfortunate life of Steve McDonald.
(Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Sun 24 Jun 2012, 15:45, archived)
# gotta fuck 'em all
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 15:47, archived)
# Oh dear ^
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 15:48, archived)
# Poor Steve.
Oh well. Never mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 16:56, archived)

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