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[challenge entry] Saucy...
... Queen Beatrix.

(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:17, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:20, archived)
# Shit - just spent 1 hour doing the same (only worse)


Edit: removed from the competition because stealthbananas post was first.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:24, archived)
# doesn't look worse to me
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 14:37, archived)
# heheh....
:)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 15:10, archived)
# A work of genuis!
Very well done
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 15:15, archived)
# EVERYBODY'S WATCHING
the dirty tramps
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 15:57, archived)
# breaking news!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:39, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
It's lucky it's not a Bombay Bad Boy.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:40, archived)
# she deserves everything she gets
bloody toxic weapons they are.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:42, archived)
# hahaha
I lovve the Megabus. Swindoin to London for £1.50


fucking bargain
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:44, archived)
# that's cheaper than the pot noodle
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:48, archived)
# I wouldn't know
I listen to Radio 4
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:51, archived)
# A fine answer
Have a Hobnob
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:52, archived)
# thank you
*dunks into the 1L mug of darjeeling I have on the go*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:55, archived)
# pfft !
radio3 ftw !
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:57, archived)
# Oh god!
I switch it on by mistake sometimes. Jesus fucking christ

Still, much better than Radio 1
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:59, archived)
# Pot noodle is not incompatible with Radio 4,
elitist.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 14:45, archived)
# I just mean that I do not know the price
I don't bother myself with the grocer's accounts
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 17:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Leading-Edge Soyuz Simulator
has all the best technonogy.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:16, archived)
# i shall WOO!
this as it deserves some attention.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:59, archived)
# Whilst the Americans
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:02, archived)
# If it doesn't run on a Sinclair, it's not worth running.
The rainbow stripe makes it better-er.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 14:28, archived)
# Ever put your head in a photocopier or a scanner?

Bigger version on my blog.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:09, archived)
# Ever wondered...
...why you're not filthy rich with your talent?

WOO *click*
:D
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:11, archived)
# ON MARS?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:16, archived)
# Always.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:19, archived)
# Rik Mayall?
Very good. And yes, I've put my head in a photocopier
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:19, archived)
# G force ftw
No I haven't but Catscan.com was ace :D
Edit: it still exists or has been reborn or something thecatscan.tumblr.com/
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:31, archived)
# this looks nothing like a pair of buttocks
with a hanging ball sack.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:37, archived)
# I hope he covered the screen with the gel first
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:41, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:19, archived)
#
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:21, archived)
# By Jove.
Buggering about or genuine work?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:49, archived)
# oh wow!
this is great
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 14:39, archived)
# hahahaha, nice one!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 14:42, archived)
# hahaha
fucking hell.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 15:05, archived)
# That was you!? I found 100 of these on my desk!


I had to change the toner cartridge etc.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Ta.. Daaaaaa...... fuuuuuuuuuuuuucc....


Least mine's got a bridge in it. & a displaced water reflection.... :P
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:54, archived)
# Is he checking for nits? What the jiggins is going on there?
Is the bridge somehow attached to his buttocks, some kind of perineal strut?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Ha!
Not worth its own thread:
.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:11, archived)
# tenacious!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:00, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:22, archived)
# Yays Dick!! XD
(, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 11:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Thumbs up....
... Head off.



(also: one-legged executioner/head-holder)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:47, archived)
# her expression is perfect
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:49, archived)
#
Has she cut her own leg off too?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 14:47, archived)
[challenge entry] An Imperial Guard fetches water...
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:43, archived)
# He appears to be very good at it
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:01, archived)
# Ooh, he's a natural!
:D
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:02, archived)
# They are the elite of the elite
selected only from the best of the Empire's ranks. And even then their training has only just begun
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:05, archived)
# Cor!!
:D
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:11, archived)
# haha
Looks like he's playing guitar solo as well?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:23, archived)
# or snooker
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Parp!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:37, archived)
# cheating French!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:42, archived)
# genuine lol
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:45, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:02, archived)
# Cofidis parp.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:15, archived)
# heehee
PARP, PARP, make way for noddy!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:27, archived)
# hahaha
whoever smelt it dealt it
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 14:05, archived)
[challenge entry] sorry
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:23, archived)
# jesus christ
I thought memes were shit?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:24, archived)
# they are
and?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:26, archived)
# sorry, I know you spent time on this but it a waste of my eye time
where can I send my invoice?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:29, archived)
# the department of giving a fuck
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:31, archived)
# ah
i'm guessing that place doesn't really exist, a bit like your sense of humor
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:33, archived)
# *yawn*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:37, archived)
# *surprise mouth fucks*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:41, archived)
# *shits in mouth*
groans
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:52, archived)
# waste of your what?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:55, archived)
# and shit is good
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:29, archived)
# or at least, it happens, anyway
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Have another shit meme to complain about.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:47, archived)
[challenge entry] I did this yesterday
thought is wasn't worth uploading...
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 17:13, archived)
# oooh you're all feisty and confrontational and that
Excellent stuff
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:13, archived)
# where's
the bridge? eh? eh? where??? ¬_¬
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:55, archived)
# So excited. John Lydon's on Question Time tonight.
And they say the BBC are dumbing it down.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:19, archived)
# what the fuck is this? it's funny, but looks like propoganda to me.
Stalinist, under 10's publicity for question time, that's what it fucking is. Are you paid by the BBC or something?

What a cunt.


.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:22, archived)
# I like the cunt of your jib sir
but try expanding your vocabulary - twatcracker for instance.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:44, archived)
# which one's David Icke ?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:25, archived)
# He's a bit Laa-Laa.
Saw a guy wearing a David Icke t-shirt last week. I decided not to engage him in conversation.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:27, archived)
# Right you lot
Was going to say Happy 10th Birthday to me but I've missed it by 8 days

Fucksocks

Can't even get that right!

How goes any of you I used to converse with?

[edit] and apparently since it's good manners for a pic here's an old one:

(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:08, archived)
# if youre only 10 i THINK YOU SHOULD WASH YOUR FUCKING MOUTH OUT WITH SOAP AND WATER YOU LITTLE CUNT
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:13, archived)
# thats no way to talk to a ten year old
you flipping nonce
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:20, archived)
# ok im sorry
im not very good at being a nonce
im morfe like a nonece.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:25, archived)
# If I was only 10...
I'd be off conversing with the Pope

www.b3ta.com/board/8361081
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:28, archived)
#
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:20, archived)
# i've just thought of a new image idea
it's a picture of taht hulk hogan trashing new york, except instead of new york it's you

and instead of trashing, it's rape
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:22, archived)
# /board has changed in 10 years, people get arsy here if you don't post a picture
/talk is for chittle chattle chit chat
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:24, archived)
# i dont mind
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:26, archived)
# Ah B3ta Nazis
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:26, archived)
# Hallo there b3ta elder. You forgot an image, you can borrow one of mine if you like.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:26, archived)
# thats an animaion not a pictutr
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:27, archived)
# It's an image, a moving image.
An image that moves.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:28, archived)
#
When the bones
Have been boiled
To soup we will
Drink and celebrate
But when the soup
Is boiled to nothing
We will despair: too
Much, is for some,
Too little, whilst for
Others it is bound
To fail.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:28, archived)
# MY POOR GEEK MEMORY HAD ME THINK ONE OF THESE DUDES WAS CALLED 2020 BUT THEY WERENT IT WAS SET IN 2020 SO ITS STILL TOPICAL AND FUNNY SO HAVE IT
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:06, archived)
# Sergeant Major Zero, and Sergeant 101 :)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:20, archived)
# YEAH I KNOW NOW WINDSOR DAVIES
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:23, archived)
# think there's more but my memory is shit
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:26, archived)
[challenge entry] "Give us a little dance Giorgio!"
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:03, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
Nice one Q!! :) Is it me or does he look like
Bond villain 'Stromberg'? :)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:30, archived)
# It's definitely you! ;)
I can see Hannibal Lecter
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:36, archived)
[challenge entry] A tribute to Graham Rawle
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:26, archived)
# hahaha ace !
if it's a Little Chef Olympic Breakfast I doubt he would be overjoyed

needs more 'a' in Rawle
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:35, archived)
# oops!
Graham would be really pissed of.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:44, archived)
# Vice Chairman of The Cheshire Beekeepers Association?
What's the crazy man done now?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:37, archived)
# please please
click this www.grahamrawle.com/lostconsonants/ (it will brighten up your completely fucking mundane and senseless life)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:18, archived)
# That has totally brightened up my completely fucking mundane and senseless life.
What do you recommend for sagging breasts?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:21, archived)
# fat tongues
and dribbly mouths
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:25, archived)
# Thanks, I'll see if Amazon stock them.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:31, archived)
# Lovely!
Also, nice reference to the "Wear the fox hat" Queen/DofE joke.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:25, archived)
# i'm glad you picked up on that nuance
i thought old crap jokes were too 'un' for this board
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:28, archived)
# YAH! YAH! YAH!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:24, archived)
# FFS, not even 11 o'clock
and already I'm assaulted with pictures of twitching heads, wobbling about on the end of swollen, veiny shafts :(((
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:32, archived)
# You love it you slag ;)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:29, archived)
# hahahaha
Great word Slag. Underused in today's society?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:42, archived)
# veiny
:D
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:47, archived)
# Needs neckballs.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:55, archived)
# hahaha
Sponsored by SLAZENGER?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:59, archived)
# Too much weisswurst Andy!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:01, archived)
# Hahaha
STOP LOOKING AT ME, AS YOU EAT THAT!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:06, archived)
# hahahahaha, mine was a bit quick and shit
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:07, archived)
# hahaha
I thought his giraffe neck might have appeared on here before
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:13, archived)
# wahey!
he's jurassic
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:21, archived)
# BRONTOSAURUS NEEDS FOOD
*clickies*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 14:10, archived)
# Help us choose the new Question of the Week
Yea, it's Thursday again, and time to vote for the new QOTW. Don't forget the Suggestions Board if you've got an idea for next week.

Diets - Tell us about weight loss and weight gain. The choice of the B3TA collective as we're all fat bastards after last week's cooking question

Revenge II - Getting your own back. We last did this eight years ago, and you've probably been a bastard / been on the end of bastardism since them

Cunning plans - Ever devised a cunning plan for anything? What went wrong?

Cameras and Photos - Tales from either side of the viewfinder

Best Place in the World - "On top of Your Mum"







Vote is CLOSED
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:18, archived)
# haha, yeah we should all click diets cos of all the recipes from this week
"lol"
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:21, archived)
# I'm totally clicking 'diets' with all my comedy accounts too.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:38, archived)
# my comedy accounts have comedy accounts, and they're all clicking the secret 'delete QOTW' option
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:48, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:51, archived)
# what happens if there's a tie, A Vagabond?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:00, archived)
# Then I shall come all over your chest.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:36, archived)
# It's like one of JJ's href full stops
You have to hunt for it, but it's worth it
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:03, archived)
# These are all shit.
Hope this helps. xx
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:25, archived)
# Thank you
Thank you so much
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:27, archived)
# It's a pleasure.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:35, archived)
# SUGGESTED MOD EDIT: These are all shit hot.
the power of suggestion
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:39, archived)
# Cunning Plans seems so lonely and unloved
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:28, archived)
# Thus I felt it was the right choice for me.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:56, archived)
# Fucking hell "Diets"?!
Really?! After this week?!

Christ alive what happened, man? B3ta used to be cool.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:50, archived)
# Come to think of it...
...on the back of the "Fifty Shades of Grey" thing, we should have asked you to write some bad porn
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:01, archived)
# I've been doing that on b3ta for years!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:02, archived)
# I've stuck it on the suggestions board
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:05, archived)
# More?
You're insatiable, woman!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:35, archived)
# 24 people care about this at 09.48
Hope this helps. xx
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:50, archived)
# Ze vote is cast!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:58, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:00, archived)
# I vote for this challenge to be one of those ongoing ones, like that strange Naughty Shop thing that's still there for no readily explainable reason.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:07, archived)
# It's what some of us do every day though when looking for hummus source
if anything it should just be added to the FAQ in the image finding tips

should have been spaghetti this week ;P
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Where do you want it kids!?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 9:28, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 9:55, archived)
# Playground 12, please.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 9:56, archived)
# "pick me up, pick me up" !!
: )
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:09, archived)
# haha
"Grab that glittery bastard in the pic below!"
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:18, archived)
[challenge entry] don't be afraid of the dark children, come and join my gang...
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 8:01, archived)
# i'm not afraid of the dark children - that fella with the puffy hair looks quite friendly though
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 8:20, archived)
# hahaha, accidental racist title
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 8:22, archived)
# 8D
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 8:37, archived)
# very well done!
creepy as fuck
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 8:20, archived)
# Oh, the humanity!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 8:37, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Top job!!
*click* :D
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 9:12, archived)
# willies !
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 9:40, archived)
# Is he pulling a massive lump of used chewing gum out of that tent?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 9:59, archived)
# he leaves it there overnight so it doesn't lose flavour
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:05, archived)
# On the tentpost? :)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:40, archived)
# you got it !
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:15, archived)
# NO! On the kids!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:25, archived)
# Pre Teen Spirit
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:03, archived)
# Lovely shoppage
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 9:40, archived)
# Creepy as hell
Nicely done
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:17, archived)
# ONLY
tsk.

;-)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:03, archived)
# Good. Good.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 21:28, archived)
[challenge entry] I have found the original...
of this image. Turns out they weren't 'Hooped Earrings' after all.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 7:37, archived)
# Steely grip.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 8:38, archived)
# O_O
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:31, archived)
# How many seals can you see?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 5:33, archived)
# 2
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 5:45, archived)
# One, two, three...
Four because I reckon those guns have some kind of manufacturing seal on them
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 5:47, archived)
# It's 2
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 6:30, archived)
# Show your working
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 7:07, archived)
# 1x + 1x = 2x
x=seal
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 7:33, archived)
# Oh ok. Also, did you hear?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 7:46, archived)
# TOO SOON MAN
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 8:29, archived)
# Such a tricky one for this time on the morning..
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 7:14, archived)

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