haha, he looks even more ridiculous than Colin Baker in that outfit :D
HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 5 Aug 2014, 17:00,
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The more I look at himThe more he looks like Rod or Freddy from Rainbow.
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XLVII .uk,
Tue 5 Aug 2014, 17:20,
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awwwwwOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOgaawwwwwOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOga!!!! It's Doctor awwwwwOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOga!!!
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Tue 5 Aug 2014, 16:35,
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Also:i am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans
www.b3ta.com/talk/7753258
(www.b3ta.com/talk/7753258
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Tue 5 Aug 2014, 16:38,
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This whole who should be the doctor thingdefinitely needs to be a thing
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(,
Tue 5 Aug 2014, 16:07,
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The doctor would neverbe played by a young boy.
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monkeon schmonkeon,
Tue 5 Aug 2014, 16:10,
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If Kitchener had pointed with both handsHe'd look like a cool motivational speaker
(,
Tue 5 Aug 2014, 15:54,
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Kicked this off at lunchtime, got distracted for 2 1/2 hours, came back and lashed it together.
The Mighty Blessed says “I think they need to re-examine his surname – ‘Who’ is very oriental. It’s about time they had an Asian actor as the Doctor. And a female one.”
Therefore, Doctor Hu.
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Tue 5 Aug 2014, 15:50,
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That was either some top-notch research or amazing luck. Hu indeed. Kudos.
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jonbob loves you,
Tue 5 Aug 2014, 17:27,
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If goody-goody Morph is in that state,imagine what Chas is like.
( monkeon schmonkeon,
Tue 5 Aug 2014, 16:11,
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Morph was a playdoughfile?
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Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely,
Tue 5 Aug 2014, 16:44,
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I applaud your ability to name a Pepsi and Shirlie song :D HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 5 Aug 2014, 14:20,
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I can haz publisher?After a couple of months of plotting, Popbitch now has the dubious honour of publishing my vile little cartoons. In addition to the single-frame horrors, there will be a few specials such as this one... the catch is that you need to buy the magazine (£1.49 for iOS and Android). Issue 4 is out now with the first of my muck in it. Including the below, which celebrates Tove Jansson's centenary in a way that she would doubtless support.
Rest assured, there will be plenty that's even too tasteless for Popbitch, so those will go up here and on my site. There are all those Twitterbook things as well. You'll find it all at www.badhorsey.net
And yes, yes, I am today a self-promoting hamtoucher. What of it?
(Rest assured, there will be plenty that's even too tasteless for Popbitch, so those will go up here and on my site. There are all those Twitterbook things as well. You'll find it all at www.badhorsey.net
And yes, yes, I am today a self-promoting hamtoucher. What of it?
Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!,
Tue 5 Aug 2014, 13:28,
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It makes more sense when you see the other three panels of the stripIt's my shit attempt at building a sense of anticipation.
The magazine is an app - so App Store / Play Store or whatever.
(The magazine is an app - so App Store / Play Store or whatever.
Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!,
Tue 5 Aug 2014, 13:45,
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Good point, well madeYou are what you eat, I suppose.
( Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!,
Tue 5 Aug 2014, 14:03,
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Yay on the commission.Don't stop posting here, though.
Your link is broken btw
(Your link is broken btw
monkeon schmonkeon,
Tue 5 Aug 2014, 14:09,
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Eye thank yewFixed the link.
And yeah, I'll post all the non-Popbitch cartoons here, along with other stuff.
(And yeah, I'll post all the non-Popbitch cartoons here, along with other stuff.
Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!,
Tue 5 Aug 2014, 14:12,
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My word, is popbitch still a thing?(an ironic statement coming from a b3tan, I know).
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Smallbrainfield,
Tue 5 Aug 2014, 16:34,
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why would i want to pay for popbitch you bitchthey send a free one to my inbox on a friday.
it's better than the b3ta newsletter (may contain lies)
and is ALWAYS on time !!!
(it's better than the b3ta newsletter (may contain lies)
and is ALWAYS on time !!!
claptonista ,the idiot boy..........,
Tue 5 Aug 2014, 21:32,
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Because it's got my fucking cartoons in it
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Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!,
Wed 6 Aug 2014, 9:14,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: How food is made 2"){kind=small}
This is how I've always assumed they were made
cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Tue 5 Aug 2014, 12:59,
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too far fetched, man!I always assume sausages to be made from horse genitals and pig brain
yummy, smoked horse genitals and pig brain
(,
Tue 5 Aug 2014, 13:18,
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yummy, smoked horse genitals and pig brain
#shareacock
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[Hoping some of you are old enough to get this]
hazaa..very good(and yes old enough)
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satan_kidney_pie floats like a butterfly, sings like a trout,
Tue 5 Aug 2014, 12:56,
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needs to look more like a frozen sausage :D
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Wed 6 Aug 2014, 13:25,
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Title? Leave it to the apprentice, I'm on my break. I'm on my break. I'm on my break.
For our younger readers: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Guardian#References_in_popular_culture
(For our younger readers: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Guardian#References_in_popular_culture
Smallbrainfield,
Tue 5 Aug 2014, 12:09,
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Me fail English? That's unpossible!Great film, by the way.
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Captain Howdy,
Tue 5 Aug 2014, 12:18,
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It is indeed. Drax turned out to be my favourite character,but they were all amazing. Not sure about the post credits scene though, the whole cinema was collectively going, Wuhhnh?
( Smallbrainfield,
Tue 5 Aug 2014, 12:28,
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A callback to the first(?) failed Marvel movie.Howard the Duck was a somewhat OK comic, but the film was unwatchable.
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tubaman,
Tue 5 Aug 2014, 17:02,
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I knew what it was butmost of the audience were nonplussed. I was wondering if this means they're thinking of including him in a movie of their own?
( Smallbrainfield,
Tue 5 Aug 2014, 17:13,
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Probably not, at least according to these articlesMany trivial spoilers here:
screenrant.com/guardians-of-the-galaxy-easter-eggs-trivia/3/ and screenrant.com/guardians-galaxy-spoilers-end-post-credits-scene-howard-duck/
(screenrant.com/guardians-of-the-galaxy-easter-eggs-trivia/3/ and screenrant.com/guardians-galaxy-spoilers-end-post-credits-scene-howard-duck/
tubaman,
Wed 6 Aug 2014, 0:46,
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HehehThey used to be a more localised crime fighting organisation called The Manchester Grauniads of The Galaxy.
( monkeon schmonkeon,
Tue 5 Aug 2014, 13:49,
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Summer holidays rob everyone of time and energyI was toying with the idea of setting an extra image challenge going, the Doctor Who one perhaps, and then have the normal vote on Thursday/Friday.
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:36,
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Do we have an extra Image challenge this week?"Who should play Doctor Who" b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post2339310
I won't bother going through the hassle if it doesn't get more than 10 votes
(I won't bother going through the hassle if it doesn't get more than 10 votes
HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:40,
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in what way?we've considered running two image challenges a week for a while to perk things up a bit.
Or did you not realise I was setting up the image challenges?
(Or did you not realise I was setting up the image challenges?
HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 5 Aug 2014, 14:08,
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the summer holidays bit was shiteIt's the entire ethos of /board over the last couple of years that has robbed people of the time and energy to post. Or rather, other more fulfilling, humourous past-times have robbed people of the motivation to post on b3ta. The summer holidays have nothing to do with it, the same patterns were apparent during school term-time. People rarely post just for b3ta now, so /board is incredibly slow until someone has a website or a cafepress to spam. You might reject this, pointing to certain posts that are not spamcuntery, but these would be representative of an ever-decreasing minority, rather than proving that /board is still great.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Tue 5 Aug 2014, 14:54,
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It's even quieter than the quiet of lateI'm not saying the Summer holidays are the reason for the slow decline from 2008 onward
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 5 Aug 2014, 14:59,
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how fucking epic would a Fuck and Flan movie be HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:59,
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Pretty fucking epic, I'd wager. I'd wager. I'd wager.
( Smallbrainfield,
Tue 5 Aug 2014, 12:11,
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That kermit cracks me up. Brilliance
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gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!,
Tue 5 Aug 2014, 18:56,
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Full-on office lols!
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brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter,
Wed 6 Aug 2014, 14:12,
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A thing of beauty is a joy for ever
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Tue 5 Aug 2014, 19:57,
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boing....boing...boing...TWEE... boing....boing...boing...TWEE... boing....boing...boing...TWEE...
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Mon 4 Aug 2014, 19:51,
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ha ha ha !its fucking grim i tell ya.
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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on,
Mon 4 Aug 2014, 18:29,
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All hail, the new king in townYoung and old, gather 'round
Black and white, red and green
The funkiest man, you've ever seen
(Black and white, red and green
The funkiest man, you've ever seen
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 4 Aug 2014, 20:38,
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Hippos: not known for their skepticism.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Mon 4 Aug 2014, 19:54,
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but well known for hippochondria
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 5 Aug 2014, 2:57,
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Ernest Borgnine's looking a bit knobby.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Tue 5 Aug 2014, 5:34,
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woo!11 hour day, cripes
( ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Tue 5 Aug 2014, 1:29,
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Are we going to go for a full 24 hours with this at the top of the /board then?
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Tue 5 Aug 2014, 10:52,
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And a free fireworks display every night
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CanonCaliber A big bore,
Mon 4 Aug 2014, 17:23,
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In the International Business Timeshttps://scontent-b-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/t1.0-9/p480x480/10534517_677659262303458_6184684564520143733_n.jpg
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MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better,
Mon 4 Aug 2014, 18:39,
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captured Hamas combat manualExplains the usefulness of human shields.
Complicit useful sympathizers all around.
www.idfblog.com/blog/2014/08/04/captured-hamas-combat-manual-explains-benefits-human-shields/
(Complicit useful sympathizers all around.
www.idfblog.com/blog/2014/08/04/captured-hamas-combat-manual-explains-benefits-human-shields/
kombu dashi,
Tue 5 Aug 2014, 3:31,
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nobody loves the extreme shitters at the topaccepting apartheidesque policies for decades is what created a fanatical opposition - surprise!
One random fact about the militant shitters/freedom fighters/whatever of Hamas does not change the reason they're there at the top.
Note that I assume hamas are the scum of the earth and that this goes for any militant bit on the opposing side too.
(,
Tue 5 Aug 2014, 6:44,
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One random fact about the militant shitters/freedom fighters/whatever of Hamas does not change the reason they're there at the top.
Note that I assume hamas are the scum of the earth and that this goes for any militant bit on the opposing side too.
the "combat manual" may say thatbut the UN stated there is no evidence of human shields being used
You're missing the point again though, we're not pro Hamas, we're anti blowing the fuck out of innocent people, especially children playing on beaches and stuff
(You're missing the point again though, we're not pro Hamas, we're anti blowing the fuck out of innocent people, especially children playing on beaches and stuff
HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 5 Aug 2014, 7:59,
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Yes, let's talk about human shields.How about these photos of the IDF using Palestinian children as actual human shields?
Reminds me of the way European settlers claimed Native Americans were savages for scalping,
when it was the Europeans who introduced the practice as a way of paying bounty on dead Indians.
Israel is just another western colony, using colonial tactics against a native population.
(,
Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:08,
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Reminds me of the way European settlers claimed Native Americans were savages for scalping,
when it was the Europeans who introduced the practice as a way of paying bounty on dead Indians.
Israel is just another western colony, using colonial tactics against a native population.
I imagine the IDFwill look into it. I'm sure it wasn't them.
( Smallbrainfield,
Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:49,
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sneaky pea as it's his birthday and so slow today
empire of the pussycat requires more champage,
Mon 4 Aug 2014, 14:28,
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therez no freebase or flanbase, i dont geddit PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 4 Aug 2014, 16:59,
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Protective kneepads and elbowpadsHe's a sensible individual
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Mon 4 Aug 2014, 12:45,
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I remember him from a Goan beachoffering an ear cleaning service
( fuscous,
Mon 4 Aug 2014, 13:25,
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There's flies sticking to his poo-stick! As it's quiet, have this earwig making beans!
Q4nobody,
Mon 4 Aug 2014, 13:26,
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I'm glad you made clear the ear bitI thought it was about flicking beans.
( CanonCaliber A big bore,
Mon 4 Aug 2014, 16:59,
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I didn't know it was fuck-n-flan day :( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 4 Aug 2014, 1:25,
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It's always fuck-n-flan day.Just like being in purgatory.
(This is, however, an impressive exemplar of the form. Everyone has a fuck-n-flan picture in them)
(,
Mon 4 Aug 2014, 1:32,
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(This is, however, an impressive exemplar of the form. Everyone has a fuck-n-flan picture in them)
i used to not like them, but was tortured into submission about the whole thing.now, I liken it to 'stockholm syndrome'
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 4 Aug 2014, 1:38,
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Excellent fuckage!
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Mon 4 Aug 2014, 4:16,
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*flashbacks to that Basement Jaxx video*
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Mon 4 Aug 2014, 12:46,
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