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[challenge entry] Hedgehog peeler
(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 23:27, archived)
# Ha ha!!
Hey Maxine, have you ever seen this? It's safe for work.
dinarvets.com/forums/uploads/gallery/album_950/gallery_37551_950_31388.gif
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 23:51, archived)
# all hedgehogs I see in the street outside are rather flat, will this product work on those too or should I just shave them?
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 11 Oct 2014, 7:17, archived)
# You'll have to re-inflate them using some kind of hose
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Sat 11 Oct 2014, 10:50, archived)
# those are not actually hedgehogs, rather mousepads
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 11 Oct 2014, 10:56, archived)
# Seen in yesterday's City AM newspaper


On first sight - an amusing mix up...

But on closer inspection, Poundworld 'failed to provide accurate pricing information'. Poundworld.
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 22:56, archived)
# yorkshire and....
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 23:00, archived)
# T
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 23:13, archived)
# pudding
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Sat 11 Oct 2014, 12:10, archived)
# Gayforit
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sat 11 Oct 2014, 12:26, archived)
# it's shocking
www.campaignlive.co.uk/article/1316226/poundworld-rapped-everything-1-claims
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 23:18, archived)
#
Value censured standards failing information initially Thursday Poundland made standards we Poundland.
Chain by authority to reported 9 has against authority. would for.
Poundworld the this provide not by October. Had it like this.
Was advertising week accurate Poundland City no by to mistake.
For pricing as A.M. rulings the apologise. On advertising to.






(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 11 Oct 2014, 9:55, archived)
#
Value Chain Poundworld Was For
Censured by the advertising pricing
standards authority this week as
failing to provide accurate AM
information 9 not Poundland rulings
initially has by City the
Thursday against October no apologise.
Poundland authority Had by on
made would it to advertising
standards for like mistake to
we this
Poundland
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Sat 11 Oct 2014, 14:05, archived)
# Which is obvious, and requires no explanation.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 11 Oct 2014, 15:52, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 17:32, archived)
# kickstarter it
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 17:40, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 15:23, archived)
# i think someones a little tired.
maybe let them have it later, after a nice nap eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 15:27, archived)
# It's just wind...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 15:42, archived)
# oh...
I thought he was smiling at me.
*gets sicked on*
oh yeah, it was wind...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 15:49, archived)
# Hahahahah
Bless! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 15:28, archived)
# Cunt him in the fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 15:30, archived)
# nice dribbly blood
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 15:49, archived)
# Good name for a band that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 15:53, archived)
# Just don't trust him with The Internet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDbyYGrswtg
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 15:33, archived)
# what's up is he's a cunt. they all are.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:12, archived)
# Smash Monkey for Prime Minister!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 22:05, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Oct 2014, 12:50, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:13, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 19:00, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 11 Oct 2014, 4:47, archived)
# excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 11 Oct 2014, 11:45, archived)
# I want the machine. It looks cool
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 11 Oct 2014, 16:49, archived)
# it controls the whole country
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sat 11 Oct 2014, 20:33, archived)
# Oh hai thur!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 15:03, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 15:04, archived)
# Hi atomic, you ok sir?
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 15:05, archived)
# Yes!
*explodes*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 15:07, archived)
# some fine volume going on there
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 15:05, archived)
# Because he's worth it
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 15:06, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 15:08, archived)
# oh hai thur lovely creature
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 15:20, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 15:25, archived)
# very nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 15:50, archived)
# SKILZ!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 15:51, archived)
# subjlols thread
give us all the funny

(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 13:30, archived)
# B3ta Weakly Newletter: Falling from the sky and wiggling on your face like a cosmonaut
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 13:35, archived)
# You can't get better than a late newsletter
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 10 Oct 2014, 13:36, archived)
# UKIP: Shit name, shit party.
They never have vol au vents.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 13:36, archived)
# Bloody immigrants, coming over here, taking our Nobel Prizes
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 13:37, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 13:38, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=iaysTVcounI#t=225
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 13:55, archived)
# Bit long for a newsletter title isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 14:00, archived)
# B3ta Newsletter re-appears as Kim Jong Un dis-appears.......coincidence???
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 14:00, archived)
# "I just added cheese AND mayonnaise to a bacon butty. It was quite nice."
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 14:01, archived)
# Ebola research budget to increase now white people are getting it too.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 14:04, archived)
# race is on for first celebrity to name their child Ebola
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 14:18, archived)
# UCan'tKip: The Insomnia Party
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 14:22, archived)
# Arabs reject boots on the ground in Syria ............. they ask for sandals instead
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 14:26, archived)
# IS wants Turkey, trimmings optional
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 14:30, archived)
# They'll just argue over who gets the Imam's nose
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 14:43, archived)
# deck the halals with boughs of holly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 14:45, archived)
# [usvsth3m fresh content]
fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 14:52, archived)
# WGAF The Streets of San Francisco is on
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 14:55, archived)
# Yeah not clicking that, probably a AIDS
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 15:04, archived)
# It's stuck it up the Kim Jong-un.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 15:08, archived)
# Scan your newsletter email to ensure no e-bola virus.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 15:09, archived)
# Mirror mirror on the wall post brought to you by Us Vs them.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 17:41, archived)
# Govt to begin screening for Ukip
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 17:42, archived)
# like a [NSFW] in your [NSFW]
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 11 Oct 2014, 7:18, archived)
# He's great at British Bulldog.

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 13:27, archived)
# Ha ha ha,
this is rather good.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 13:37, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 13:37, archived)
# Day of the Oaks
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 13:45, archived)
# Wood.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 14:11, archived)
# Haha
ace
(I helped save b3ta! DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 14:20, archived)
# Brian May?
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 14:33, archived)
# boot root
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 14:53, archived)
# I saw a tree take a shit once.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 15:20, archived)
# This one was rushing for the loo, he didn't think anybody was watching.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 15:52, archived)
# wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 15:25, archived)
# Treebeard sightings.
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 10 Oct 2014, 20:42, archived)
# marvellous!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 20:48, archived)
#
I just twigged
(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 20:52, archived)
# THE TREE WENT FOR A WALK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 11 Oct 2014, 7:40, archived)
# This really tickles me for some reason
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 11 Oct 2014, 12:09, archived)
# Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 13:26, archived)
# FENTON!
Oh Jesus Christ
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 22:40, archived)
# Brill.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 9:28, archived)
# HEAVY PLANT CROSSING
(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 9:37, archived)
# Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:22, archived)
# This has been doing the rounds on Facebook for days
Did you make it or nick it from somewhere?
(Porcupine, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:27, archived)
# I made this.
Several years ago. It's been on my FB & Flickr for at least 4 years.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 22:42, archived)
# Maaaars!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 13:00, archived)
# Holy sheepshit!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 13:15, archived)
# horrible fucking chinless cunt that he is
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 14:19, archived)
# I beg your pardon?
Don't you mean swivel-eyed horrible fucking chinless cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 15:49, archived)
# *shakes copy of daily mail angrily*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 11 Oct 2014, 8:53, archived)
# it fits very nicely :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 13:26, archived)
[challenge entry] erm... yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 12:57, archived)
# Wants!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 12:58, archived)
# Insane deep clean feeling!
/brushes teeth down to stumps.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 13:02, archived)
# no more mess, no more fuss
no more teeth
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 13:07, archived)
# my brother -- a dentist, would buy one.
also very WOO!
...loving a lot of entries this week
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 13:26, archived)
# on a totally different note...
i've just had noddy holder in my shop as i've recently done some work for him. if anyone can get to a sainsbury's and find his new book, i did the sketch that's on the back cover. *basks in fame*...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 13:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 14:03, archived)
# this is equally amusing and factual.
well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 14:49, archived)
# There's nothing to give this scale. Is it a bum-crack buffer?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 14:12, archived)
# it comes in many sizes.
oo-er!
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 14:34, archived)
# Hello b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 12:40, archived)
# ha ha ha !
morning :)
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 12:42, archived)
# WOO!!
How are you my fine fellow? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 12:46, archived)
# I'm cool man
How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 12:56, archived)
# All the better for seeing you back!
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 12:58, archived)
# *points*
look everyone it's SBF!!!

where've you been? not seen you around for ages
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 12:51, archived)
# ^This^
*Glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 12:56, archived)
# Heh, access policies have changed where I work,
so it's a bit difficult at the moment. Nice to see you too!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 12:59, archived)
# Why is that ham so light??
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 14:58, archived)
# Touch the ham Alan :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 12:53, archived)
# A Turing Porcine
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 13:49, archived)
# Don't touch the ham Alan
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:15, archived)
# Woo!
Don't make it too dark Alan!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 17:03, archived)
# Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 11 Oct 2014, 16:56, archived)
# Jeremy's beagle.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 11:08, archived)
# Arf
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 11:22, archived)
# Arf
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 10 Oct 2014, 11:35, archived)
# Pffffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 11:35, archived)
# ARF ARF arf ARF
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 11:41, archived)
# WOOf!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 11:50, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 12:29, archived)
# i wanna hold your (little) hand
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 12:36, archived)
# Police Beadle is best Beadle!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 12:46, archived)
# The village beadles?
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 15:19, archived)
# Aw
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 12:45, archived)
#
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 13:55, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! frogdog Fuck Your Holy Leaders, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 19:59, archived)
# Also works for Prince
or theartistformerlyknownaslovesymbolwhateverhe'scallednow
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 11 Oct 2014, 12:11, archived)
[challenge entry] hello
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 10 Oct 2014, 11:00, archived)
# 11p? Clearly fake.
If it was Apple, it would be £110
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 11:20, archived)
# It could be a mispront.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 10 Oct 2014, 11:52, archived)
# Typo?
Like in the first paragraph? I just assumed the Apple spell check had chosen swtich as a more copyrightable word
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 12:29, archived)
# hahaha
If I bought one would it swich off other peoples iphones ?
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 12:40, archived)
# Slight design fault. Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 10 Oct 2014, 12:55, archived)
#
* buys eleventy *
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 14:01, archived)
# Stupid boy!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 10:33, archived)
# fantastic!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 10:38, archived)
# Cheers Moley!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 12:44, archived)
# genius!!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 10 Oct 2014, 10:40, archived)
# Ooh ta!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 12:44, archived)
# Fabulous :)
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 10:44, archived)
# Thank you
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 12:44, archived)
# nice!
Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 10:48, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 12:44, archived)
# Wooo!
Yes!
(gijoel, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 10:49, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 12:45, archived)
# that's lovely
Everything is better with muppets
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 11:16, archived)
# Cheers Toasty!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 12:45, archived)
# Awwww!
I want to hug him and call him Bampy.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 11:35, archived)
# most sensational
inspirational, celebrational, Muppetational
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 11:41, archived)
# :)
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 12:45, archived)
# hahaha
It is too! *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 12:28, archived)
# Hahahaha
Cheers mate! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 12:45, archived)
# *joins up*
*steals idea*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 12:44, archived)
# Great!!
Haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 12:46, archived)
# We're all doomed
doomed.
(gijoel, Sat 11 Oct 2014, 5:01, archived)
# HaHahahaha:D
(herman:D, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 20:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 2:01, archived)
# pure evil
Pear Evil
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 2:37, archived)
#
o_0
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 10:48, archived)
# YUM!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 11:20, archived)
# Can it be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 13:34, archived)
# i am sooo confused
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 15:08, archived)
# What a lovely pear
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 4:10, archived)
# Oh geez
I didn't realise we were bear baiting now
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 5:43, archived)
# more jail for you
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 8:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 6:22, archived)
# granny's got her lipstick out
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 9:09, archived)
# why's it all frothy Mummy?
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 10 Oct 2014, 10:40, archived)
# control yourself
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 15:04, archived)
# the world ain't ready for this level of sexy
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 9:06, archived)
# Make dog take the pears back. Get mad.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 9:10, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 10:47, archived)
#

(edit: yes, i know)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 1:13, archived)
# wOw
that's brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 1:20, archived)
# holy shit!
Crack of dawn? XD
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 1:45, archived)
# haha
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 10 Oct 2014, 6:29, archived)
# The Riddle of the Sphincter
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 9:29, archived)
# Witness Creation! Who knew it was so anal?
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 2:10, archived)
# Someone needs a bit of moisturiser, skin's getting all cracked
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 2:47, archived)
# gallstonehenge
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 4:00, archived)
# thumbs are pointing up, not down
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 4:01, archived)
# "edit: yes, i know"
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 14:51, archived)
# Ahhhhh, fixed :D :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 23:38, archived)
# Arf!
+s fe
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 5:14, archived)
# that's torn it!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 10 Oct 2014, 10:42, archived)
# Great minds!


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(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 9th Level Pissant, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 18:51, archived)
# Ahhh!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 11 Oct 2014, 6:19, archived)
# I've been working on these for ages (Feb, doing them over and over)
Plan is to submit to the BP portrait thingy, obviously don't expect to get in, but getting to the point to submit was my goal.

Entries are open from next month so time is running short all of a sudden (eek!)
Just getting some background blocked in. Feedback welcome (again!)



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yes I know it's lots of me pics, that's just because I'm there all the time to sit for painage! XD
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 1:08, archived)
# that's fantastic, but is it meant to be so yellow? your camera's white balance might be off
but is it meant to be so yellow? your camera's white balance might be offdo the colours look more like this?

tits
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 1:30, archived)
# true
yes they do. I corrected it but lost the subtle tones by doing that. Still at an early stage atm, but am working every night now to get a final version. Probably another 3 weeks or so left I should imagine.
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 1:44, archived)
# looks good!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 1:46, archived)
# fuck, I like that
in a Mask kind of way. But I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 1:50, archived)
# is it for a game?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 9:13, archived)
# Wilford Bramley's corpse says...

Forget diabeetus!
(Valefar So what?, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 0:41, archived)
# Happy Halloween DiaBOOtus!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 0:56, archived)
# Good night. Sweet dreams.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 22:47, archived)
# HIS ASS!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 22:50, archived)
# CAPTAIN!
ALL THE TIME TOUCHING
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 23:00, archived)
# nipples!
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 1:09, archived)
# Such are the perils of farting in airtight latex pants
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 22:50, archived)
# Eww..catfood flavour. Imagine living with her...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 22:51, archived)
# Fishy breath. Plus, she's a lesbian.
Make of that what you will.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 22:55, archived)
# Permanently on the Atkins diet
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 22:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 23:03, archived)
# Bioshock 4
Burial of the pork
(Valefar So what?, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 0:37, archived)
# MEOW

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 23:11, archived)
# Move this as far as possible from the FP now!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 23:15, archived)
# You are doing it wrong
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 23:24, archived)
# miaowclops
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 23:26, archived)
# Backpage this NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 23:26, archived)
# O
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 0:02, archived)
# oh pedro
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 0:27, archived)
# That cat's got foresight.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 0:31, archived)
# looks more like onesight to me
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 0:41, archived)
# Oh Pedr...
oh!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 0:59, archived)
# As it paws at me
I think eye-pad
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 4:12, archived)
# Crikey
Puncture repair kit on standby.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 23:31, archived)
# ...just...like....a....real....girl...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 0:26, archived)
# Found elsewhere


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It's the Splice Girl (not Sporty or Posh, probably Kitty Litter).
(Valefar So what?, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 0:48, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 1:32, archived)
#
o_0
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 10:44, archived)
[challenge entry] These bloody things.
(Outrun Is it the weekend yet?, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 22:21, archived)
# They serve a very good purpose
They make soap dispenser manufacturers very wealthy by playing upon people's irrational fears of GERRRRRRMS (which get washed off seconds after touching even the dirtiest of dispensers).
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 22:24, archived)
# but you have to turn the tap off....
and open the door and such...
I don't understand why this concept has actually happened!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 22:25, archived)
# Probably because
as stated above it makes them £££

And there's always someone (usually me) who just *has* to have the latest gadget. These things though, just cannot see the point.
(Outrun Is it the weekend yet?, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 22:35, archived)
# They just make me wonder how crap the manufacturer's anti-bacterial soap must be
if it can't get rid of germs from its own fucking pump.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 9:45, archived)
# have you 'shopped' this image?
No, no you have not!
Because it's impossible to make it more silly than it already is
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 9 Oct 2014, 22:25, archived)
# its full of spunk
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 22:27, archived)
# Bio luminesscent Hulk spunk?
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 9 Oct 2014, 22:33, archived)
# yes
*adjusts monitor* oh yeah
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 22:42, archived)
# Maybe
it could be made sillier with a say a motorised hamster or a couple of CDCs?
(Outrun Is it the weekend yet?, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 22:44, archived)
# Is this one of those anal lube dispensers?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 22:50, archived)
# I've decided to open an all-gluten restaurant.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 22:00, archived)
# Looks delicious
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 22:08, archived)
# yeah
but everyone's asleep
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 22:10, archived)
# Do you serve nutmeat?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 22:17, archived)
# I've heard it's high in gluten you see.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 0:53, archived)
# I don't want a "homemade" lasagna or burger
I want one made in a restaurant kitchen, under proper, sanitary conditions that can be easily inspected by trained personnel.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 22:19, archived)
# nnnnggggnnnnrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 22:25, archived)
# Hahaha
stodgy
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 22:37, archived)
# I'm not going there...
it'll make my cock fly off!
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 12:20, archived)

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