Coming to all good bookstores and some shit ones soon...
(It is still 2007 isn't it?)
R.Soul hmmm,
Sun 2 Nov 2014, 11:35,
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There's more hair... down there
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 2 Nov 2014, 12:50,
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An etiquette guide for all discerning hairy bastards
The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Sun 2 Nov 2014, 12:22,
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Junction of Barrow Street and Saint Mary's Road, Much WenlockAnd they only put the red phone box there for the film.
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CharlesDexterWard no rush eh,
Sun 2 Nov 2014, 18:18,
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He also posted the leaked Death Star plans on the Interwebs
Tribs π¦ ↓ dn ΚΙΚ sα΄Ι₯Κ ↓π¦,
Sun 2 Nov 2014, 14:35,
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Due to the catering budget they had to cut money from thermal exhaust vent covers
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Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg,
Sun 2 Nov 2014, 15:37,
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i think chewie makes more sense
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 2 Nov 2014, 15:23,
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also, wookiee has 2 e's Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 2 Nov 2014, 16:30,
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He's just wearing that for a few weeksto drum up the confidence to get it as a tattoo
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Sun 2 Nov 2014, 11:33,
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Thank yew :)I shall celebrate with a low-fat muffin
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Sun 2 Nov 2014, 12:03,
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happy candle dayyou've been around for more tha 3 years haven't you?
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Sun 2 Nov 2014, 12:06,
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Thank you, and just three years... though I haven't been around much the last 2 months, been busy with workHmm, if b3ta was a university I'd be done now...
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Sun 2 Nov 2014, 12:20,
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Astonishing how him& Harriet have collectively made Cameron come out of this looking the best.Unintended consequences?
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Ghoti Fingers,
Sun 2 Nov 2014, 11:55,
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£45 for a 62pence T-Shirt?Can't see what is wrong with that...
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Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination,
Sun 2 Nov 2014, 15:38,
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I get the feeling this was a set up.
Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sun 2 Nov 2014, 21:19,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: New Religious Products"){kind=small}
ebola & gay away
My first post abuse flames and trolling is encouraged my insatiable appetite for self harm and cbt fantasy knows no bounds.
R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids,
Sun 2 Nov 2014, 9:16,
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welcome aboardpull up a kitten and shop a chair
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 2 Nov 2014, 9:19,
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More selling sneakers on /talk for proper abuse, instead of a decent pic?
(,
Sun 2 Nov 2014, 9:48,
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That's a huge strap on Welcome aboard
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 2 Nov 2014, 10:09,
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He will save us all!Though he does look like he's got a nasty shoulder wound there
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Sun 2 Nov 2014, 11:35,
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Self harm?Be careful with that bomb, it has sharp edges.
You could cut a finger on it.
(You could cut a finger on it.
discomeats This canoe,
Sun 2 Nov 2014, 11:38,
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isn't that AIDS?I believe you may be confusing
'ebola & gay away' with 'Rock-Paper-Scissors-AIDS'.
Easy mistake to make. Believe it or not, indeed I too have made the exact same mistake myself whilst in various states of undress.
oh and thanks for the welcoming welcomes, make a droid feel very.. welcome
('ebola & gay away' with 'Rock-Paper-Scissors-AIDS'.
Easy mistake to make. Believe it or not, indeed I too have made the exact same mistake myself whilst in various states of undress.
oh and thanks for the welcoming welcomes, make a droid feel very.. welcome
R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids,
Sun 2 Nov 2014, 14:42,
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if u have to ask, you'll never know ;PI believe the abbreviation in this context stands for 'cock and ball torture'.
Personally, I wouldn't stand for it.
(Personally, I wouldn't stand for it.
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 2 Nov 2014, 15:36,
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Greetings, new girl.Good luck with the compulsory basic training. Honda CG125 is it?
( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sun 2 Nov 2014, 17:30,
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PffftStrictly Corpse Dancing
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Sun 2 Nov 2014, 11:37,
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with guest appearance by Margaret Thatcheras the bus driver
( Dick Wonder β wβββy, wβα΅₯y wββdβα΅£,
Sun 2 Nov 2014, 12:23,
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if i had one of those i'd never leave the house
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Sun 2 Nov 2014, 2:37,
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I get my soup delivered on pallets
(
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Sun 2 Nov 2014, 3:32,
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Is it tasty soup? i.e. is it palletable? Tribs π¦ ↓ dn ΚΙΚ sα΄Ι₯Κ ↓π¦,
Sun 2 Nov 2014, 4:06,
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In that case, never watch...www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPEywCDf2hM
Basically a full-on forklift party from 02:30. Try to stay hydrated.
(Basically a full-on forklift party from 02:30. Try to stay hydrated.
RRNot is a miserable sinner,
Sun 2 Nov 2014, 6:04,
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This is something only Germans could seriously make.
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discomeats This canoe,
Sun 2 Nov 2014, 11:51,
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wow, that must be just like being inside of a small round room with a screen in it!So real!
( discomeats This canoe,
Sun 2 Nov 2014, 11:39,
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'cos a spoon full of sugar helps the cyberman go down
I can't be bothered to do more so you'll just have to imagine Capaldi as Dick Van Dyke
HappyToast Groat froth,
Sat 1 Nov 2014, 21:26,
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Ah, happy memories of that version double-crossing the Cybermen, getting them mostly wiped out on a floor trap, then zapping the cyber-squad-leader with a Cyberman gun Tribs π¦ ↓ dn ΚΙΚ sα΄Ι₯Κ ↓π¦,
Sat 1 Nov 2014, 21:49,
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lol no guesses what you've been watching tonight
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Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg,
Sat 1 Nov 2014, 22:44,
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just scrolled down to post this too:-)
( ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Mon 3 Nov 2014, 1:57,
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I believe "Oooh Matrix" is a Frank Skinner pun
monkeon schmonkeon,
Sat 1 Nov 2014, 19:05,
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hahahaha you beauty!
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Sat 1 Nov 2014, 19:13,
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"Sid! Sid! Look at all the jubblies, Sid!"
(
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sat 1 Nov 2014, 19:30,
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Valerie Leon and Jim Dale, before you ask(
Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample.,
Sat 1 Nov 2014, 15:29,
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Man..there must be some BAD hangovers out there...
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sat 1 Nov 2014, 18:06,
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fucklift half-time entertainmentone presumes
( ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Sat 1 Nov 2014, 14:14,
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If I had more timeThese would be goatse chairs
( Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample.,
Sat 1 Nov 2014, 15:28,
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Most woo! And a bit foreboding.As Goldblum would say, you were so preoccupied with whether you could...
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Sat 1 Nov 2014, 13:37,
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:((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((/ac
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sat 1 Nov 2014, 13:41,
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It's an outrage!!!!Well deserved fp :)
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ,
Sat 1 Nov 2014, 20:25,
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That reminds me of a fantastic joke mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ,
Sat 1 Nov 2014, 20:26,
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Pffft Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sat 1 Nov 2014, 13:49,
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I wish I knew what you were sorry forgis a clue
( hekim 66 ΙΚΖπ ΚΙnβ² uooW,
Sat 1 Nov 2014, 16:55,
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8)who's the chap with the beard?
( hekim 66 ΙΚΖπ ΚΙnβ² uooW,
Sat 1 Nov 2014, 17:42,
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This movie inspired the Eden Projecttrufax
( hekim 66 ΙΚΖπ ΚΙnβ² uooW,
Sat 1 Nov 2014, 11:36,
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brilliant!woo and yay!
( ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Sat 1 Nov 2014, 12:36,
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You a bird-watcher are you, nyuk nyuk mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ,
Sat 1 Nov 2014, 13:22,
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THEY WILL DESTROY US ALLwhich I don't have a problem with.
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Sat 1 Nov 2014, 13:34,
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Like some kind of Katamari game where you roll around picking up smaller breasts and absorbing them into one giant breast which ends up bigger than the earth drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sat 1 Nov 2014, 13:49,
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Bra-vo! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sat 1 Nov 2014, 14:03,
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My friend told me there were two Carry On movies on his American download siteCarry On Cowboy and Columbus... which makes sense, really.
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Sat 1 Nov 2014, 11:22,
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i didn't have to be told PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 1 Nov 2014, 11:32,
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hahaha Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Sat 1 Nov 2014, 17:25,
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Minimalist Carry On - Set 1: the Black & White yearsThere's 2 colour films within the black and white era for some reason, I guess they had more money to spend.
I know it only barely fits the compo rules, but it had to be done and when better?
(I know it only barely fits the compo rules, but it had to be done and when better?
ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Sat 1 Nov 2014, 6:41,
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holy epically lots!I have to admit I never saw any of the Carry On, possibly never aired in Sweden
(,
Sat 1 Nov 2014, 6:52,
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Nor in Americaexcept for maybe a few clips on PBS shows about Britcoms.
A handy guide for those stumbling around in the dark
Still a woo worthy display!
(A handy guide for those stumbling around in the dark
Still a woo worthy display!
tubaman,
Sat 1 Nov 2014, 6:58,
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apparently Carry On Jackaired as Carry On Venus in America, due to obscure censorship reasons - which sounds ruder to me... make of that what you will.
( ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Sat 1 Nov 2014, 12:41,
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It's just one in a long line of inexplicably popular English traditions. Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sat 1 Nov 2014, 15:11,
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Amazing! *click and click again*Spying is one of my favourites... "Double oh... ohhh!"
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Sat 1 Nov 2014, 11:27,
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an oft-forgotten classicnot sure why, Carry On Cabby is on often enough for it not to be a black-and-white issue.
( ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Sat 1 Nov 2014, 12:44,
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ClintonSorry, it could be any politician
you have let them off lightly
(To be fair, I could probably named 3 that weren't total cunts.)
I'm up to 5 now and I'm doing the UK and the US
(you have let them off lightly
(To be fair, I could probably named 3 that weren't total cunts.)
I'm up to 5 now and I'm doing the UK and the US
An Egg ,D,
Sat 1 Nov 2014, 2:16,
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Too late. It is now the feast of all saints. PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 1 Nov 2014, 2:24,
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Is that a forklift?
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Sat 1 Nov 2014, 3:05,
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it's obviously some sort of robo-kangaroo
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Sat 1 Nov 2014, 3:32,
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Hey Atomic have you ever watched Forklift Driver Klaus?It's my favourite German forklift driver safety video evaar
youtu.be/-oB6DN5dYWo
trufax
(youtu.be/-oB6DN5dYWo
trufax
hekim 66 ΙΚΖπ ΚΙnβ² uooW,
Sat 1 Nov 2014, 11:30,
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Yes, Foreman Tubaman has directed me to it.It is required watching, to learn the basics of safety on a forklift.
A must.
(A must.
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 1 Nov 2014, 12:56,
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High praise indeedI think it is my attention to the pixels that drew you in. If they had had this technology then, they would have done the same
( An Egg ,D,
Fri 31 Oct 2014, 23:57,
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with SSid JameSSCarry On Holocausting never made it past the censors
( Dick Wonder β wβββy, wβα΅₯y wββdβα΅£,
Sat 1 Nov 2014, 0:01,
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That's "Her Majesty the Queen" to you drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sat 1 Nov 2014, 0:50,
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well i must admit thesky blending isabit belowpar, but fucking no posts, harsh b3ta :(
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mongychops,
Fri 31 Oct 2014, 23:22,
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i think i might be able to cheveron the main board, itspropsold skool
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mongychops,
Fri 31 Oct 2014, 23:23,
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helpin out here altho it's a lost cause already drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sat 1 Nov 2014, 0:58,
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And you are the only sad fucker at home and not at a party...oh hold on!
( Frogbeat,
Fri 31 Oct 2014, 23:24,
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It's beautiful. This is a masterpiece...
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Fri 31 Oct 2014, 23:26,
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alright mongy?no idea what's going on here, needs more forklifts I believe
( Dick Wonder β wβββy, wβα΅₯y wββdβα΅£,
Fri 31 Oct 2014, 23:35,
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say what you see Dick Wonder β wβββy, wβα΅₯y wββdβα΅£,
Fri 31 Oct 2014, 23:54,
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Nothing clever to saySo I'll say nothing, except "Hi"
( An Egg ,D,
Fri 31 Oct 2014, 23:56,
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This is how the world ends,not with a bang, but with a fucklift.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Fri 31 Oct 2014, 21:22,
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yes, but a very useful monster PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 1 Nov 2014, 11:28,
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More camp than camp, that's my motto :)
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Fri 31 Oct 2014, 22:58,
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"I want more trade, fucker..."
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Fri 31 Oct 2014, 23:21,
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I doubt Vangelis would write a score for banjos.
(
cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Fri 31 Oct 2014, 23:20,
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"Naaaa, stop muckin' about...."
(
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Fri 31 Oct 2014, 23:22,
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just to keep things alive a smidge longer
empire of the pussycat requires more champage,
Fri 31 Oct 2014, 19:10,
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I would watch this! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Fri 31 Oct 2014, 21:15,
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This is giving me a cuddly fear.
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Fri 31 Oct 2014, 22:58,
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oh and FUCK
BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Fri 31 Oct 2014, 17:57,
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done this one in 2011
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