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# sweet dreams
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 1:13, archived)
# Very nice! I like the reds!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 1:21, archived)
# *ALDI*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XUX4B0QAxI
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 3:44, archived)
# HAEVI MAETAL
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 4:09, archived)
# og HASS!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVpvYMoWq30
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 4:20, archived)
#
Track - Heavy Metal og Hass
Album - Hævi Mætal og Hass
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 4:29, archived)
# ~8)
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 4:30, archived)
# Me too.
www.listal.com/anna-semenovich/pictures
(NSFW)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 4:18, archived)
# It's very red
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 2:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 2:09, archived)
# GAWD! Give us some warning next time.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 4:09, archived)
# (O___O)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 4:13, archived)
# beep beep
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 2:10, archived)
# Excellent!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 2:13, archived)
# Should be in the moonwalk thread below
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 2:17, archived)
# Shit is so cash
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 3:38, archived)
# CAUSE SHE'S A FUCKLIFT, OH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUi_S6YWjZw
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 4:09, archived)
# Now he can fork UP some kids.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 4:11, archived)
# Shit me
This is fucking brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 8:05, archived)
# wheels are going the wrong way?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 9:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 9:29, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 9:54, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 9:29, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 10:18, archived)
# hahaha
I miss MJ :(
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 1:29, archived)
# YAY!!!!
Elvis is back!!!! Lock the door and hide the key :)
Most WOO matey :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 7:04, archived)
# should be used in a modern version of:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoAD3kUmN9s
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 3:49, archived)
# What does it want?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 4:12, archived)
# to be filled up
and have the oil checked
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 4:21, archived)
# AND KILL ALL HUMANS
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 4:30, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWpuhz8-EHY
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 4:36, archived)
# Here's my fave opening scene ever:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzGi7lkXp0Y
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 4:47, archived)
# \o/
All my best work. :)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 5:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 5:05, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 9:55, archived)
# \m/ heavy metal \m/
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 7:11, archived)
# I'm getting worried that they are turning to the FUCKside :-/
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 8:08, archived)
# Very metal FUCKLIFT
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 9:45, archived)
# One giant FUCK for FUCKLIFTS

Should have used FUCKLIFTS. I did tell em
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 23:46, archived)
# 66,000 kilometers per hour Fucklift
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 0:14, archived)
# That's a hell of a lot of FUCKLIFT
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 0:23, archived)
# We have assumed control.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 1:14, archived)
# FUCJK
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 6:48, archived)
# FL THIS NOW!!
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 9:46, archived)
#
(DolphinWhipperer, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 22:46, archived)
# oh nice one
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 12 Nov 2014, 22:55, archived)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 22:55, archived)
# Very good :)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 23:17, archived)
# *droooooool!*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 23:34, archived)
# One word: FUCKLIFTS!
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 23:35, archived)
# FUCKING sexy
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 0:08, archived)
# ACES!
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 8:25, archived)
# So sexeh =)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 9:46, archived)
# What is the lifting capacity of an elephant?
What do you mean? An African or an Asian elephant?
Ummm, I don't know that...


(Penultimate Straw has been bested by the worst., Wed 12 Nov 2014, 21:47, archived)
# I for(y) one welcome our new tuskan fucklift overloads

This is a thing of beauty
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 21:54, archived)
# Natural FUCKLIFT
And you can tell where it's from by the shape of it's ears. This is a Welsh elephant
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 21:56, archived)
# woo!
That's ve'h well done that is
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 21:59, archived)
# Elephormers : Forklifts in Disguise
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 22:17, archived)
# Safari FUCKLIFT
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 23:35, archived)
# Evolution!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 0:09, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 9:47, archived)
# It had been in my head for years. Maybe now I can find peace.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 21:14, archived)
# Pfft!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 21:36, archived)
# lacist
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 12 Nov 2014, 22:43, archived)
# what a razy comment.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 22:49, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 23:05, archived)
# datz juss wong
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 23:35, archived)
# I have been there.
And found the staff disappointingly pleasant.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 23:36, archived)
# Russell's Set Paradox...
:D
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 8:52, archived)
# I don't know what was wrong with the old face one.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 20:27, archived)
# :D
(DolphinWhipperer, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 21:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 21:34, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Whoa
(DolphinWhipperer, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 21:35, archived)
#
(DolphinWhipperer, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 21:50, archived)
# Made me laugh.
(Penultimate Straw has been bested by the worst., Wed 12 Nov 2014, 21:52, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 21:52, archived)
# oooh fuckk
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 22:19, archived)
# hahaha lovely
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 12 Nov 2014, 22:44, archived)
# haha
jesus
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 1:08, archived)
# Thanks for making that anatomically correct
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 10:05, archived)
# Haha
I just passed brighton pier on the bus. Was too dark to see that though
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 21:35, archived)
# It's a very shiny bottom, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 22:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 23:19, archived)
# pear
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 23:36, archived)
# Since no one is posting.....

fuck fucklift
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 20:19, archived)
# GFreebaseFlangFucklifte™
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 20:49, archived)
# Well done, btw
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 20:49, archived)
# Not me, you!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 20:49, archived)
# Flang : )
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 20:51, archived)
# You just avoided complete FUCKDOWN!
Fucklifts are still on the main page. Phew
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 21:38, archived)
# Fucklift Knights on the watch
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 0:10, archived)
# hmmm
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 23:37, archived)
# Don't hmmm me!
I killed fucklifts
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 0:08, archived)
# hmmph!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 1:15, archived)
# : (
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 1:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 18:33, archived)
# "Kiss me Hardy"
Laurel's last words :(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 18:42, archived)
#
www.phrases.org.uk/quotes/last-words/stan-laurel.html
www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/kiss%20me%20hardy.html
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 18:55, archived)
# ARF!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 18:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 18:50, archived)
# Weezy!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 18:53, archived)
# I've heard it said that there are some beans which may not burn on a grill.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 20:06, archived)
# And the fish don't fry
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 20:12, archived)
# You carry the dust of a journey
(I helped save b3ta! CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 20:47, archived)
# It lives deep within me
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 20:53, archived)
# Guess what position he plays?
(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 18:05, archived)
# I can't, as I know nothing of Teh Sports
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 18:32, archived)
# Tighthead prop?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 18:33, archived)
# He's playing Wasps next week.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mp5SfUbjWew&t=2m52s
(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 18:49, archived)
# Goalie?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 12 Nov 2014, 18:53, archived)
# Rob Bin?
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 19:08, archived)
# Right winger ?
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 19:17, archived)
# Given that he scored a try....I'm guessing it's not a position in the Scottish team
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 19:25, archived)
# FUCKLIFT?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 19:25, archived)
# reverse cowboy?
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 12 Nov 2014, 20:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 21:41, archived)
# Ffs... Fly-half.
(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 20:45, archived)
# Cracking Mission ESA!!!

(I helped save b3ta! gp_guineapig, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 18:03, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 18:34, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 19:26, archived)
# Actual Skills Required
As I still have deep scars from my only image post, can one of you clever people please combine: www.esa.int/spaceinimages/Images/2014/11/Farewell_Rosetta
with this:
spiritedmamadotcom.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/ultrasound-scan-pall-mall-medical.jpg (or similar) as this would make me very happy
(strongp, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 17:18, archived)
# what are we, your image combining bitches?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 17:28, archived)
# Yes
Yes, we are.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 17:30, archived)
# speak for yourself
i ain't nobody's bitch
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 17:37, archived)
# Maybe you just haven't met the right pimp-daddy yet?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 17:47, archived)
# I can recommend Tab Hunter.
Erm, I mean..I hear he's good...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 17:50, archived)
# not likely to
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 17:51, archived)
# Any good?
www.esa.int/spaceinimages/ultrasound-scan-pall-mall-medical.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 17:30, archived)
# Wow
Nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 17:31, archived)
# That's the spirit!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 18:49, archived)
# Skilz
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 17:31, archived)
#

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 17:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 17:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 18:04, archived)
# Boris or Dieter?
(I helped save b3ta! Nuisance Value, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 19:51, archived)
# Dieter! Oooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhh Yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 20:27, archived)
# Bow before my arseome PS skillz
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 17:34, archived)
# Now could you google something for me?
I need to find out who Judo was from 80s cartoonland.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 17:47, archived)
# I've also got some shelves I need erecting....
;0
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 17:48, archived)
# Can you source a new rear wiper arm for a '99 Astra now, please?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 18:33, archived)
# Hahaha, you said shelves
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 18:34, archived)
# batfink's sidekick
*ashamed at not having to google that*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 17:50, archived)
# That was Karate!!
It was my first guess too

Edit: I do know the answer and it was hard to find so don't stress too much....
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 17:53, archived)
# i'm hearing it in my head in a french accent
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 18:12, archived)
# Yeah it was jewdoo it was pronounced :)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 19:07, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Batfink#Karate

That show had a "Judy Jitsu"...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 17:53, archived)
# Makes QI noise
b3ta.com/board/11112332
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 17:55, archived)
#
JUDO?

1.bp.blogspot.com/-7GfyWI4iT2U/UpYjwucWeBI/AAAAAAAApe8/9W4X1wScQBg/s1600/JUDO+JACK.png
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 17:59, archived)
# I'll give you a clue
They were meeces!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 17:59, archived)
#
JUDO!

3.bp.blogspot.com/_hfirdv34n7A/Sbh6Chu6FSI/AAAAAAAAAO0/BN26ZhdO8-U/s1600/JUDO%2BJACK14.JPG
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 18:00, archived)
# Yes
We have a winner :)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 19:00, archived)
# Here you go
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 17:46, archived)
# It's a boy!


(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 17:54, archived)
# alright rob, another lurker survey is it, well count me in
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 18:18, archived)
# Am I too late to say that I don't want to?
I refer the kind gentleman/lady/plant to www.whatareweyourphotoshoppingbitches.com, cheers
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 18:39, archived)
# I could combine my fist with your colon.
Will that do?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 19:46, archived)
# Well, ok

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 20:13, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 21:03, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 22:10, archived)
# *facepalms*
But at least it's not FUCKLIFTS!

(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 21:47, archived)
#
i hate you all (except delboy)
(strongp, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 11:58, archived)
# Bastards!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 17:04, archived)
# Haha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 17:32, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 18:35, archived)
# That's no moon!
(I helped save b3ta! 2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 15:59, archived)
# arses should not be veneered
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 16:04, archived)
# revered maybe.
(waxdart hello., Wed 12 Nov 2014, 16:19, archived)
# rear-viewed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 16:27, archived)
# because of veneereal disease?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 17:03, archived)
#
I'm not worthy
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 12 Nov 2014, 17:09, archived)
# oof!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 17:11, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 12 Nov 2014, 18:47, archived)
# She looks tired
Completely lacquered.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 17:31, archived)
# GO TO YOUR ROOM!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 17:37, archived)
#
Not even a small moon
(I helped save b3ta! 2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 16:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 17:42, archived)
# alright class, get out your heffalumps and turn to page 69
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 15:46, archived)
#
elephant
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 15:59, archived)
# this elephant is pink. i suspect you had a liquid lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 16:00, archived)
# i suspect the rest of the class is playing truant
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 16:07, archived)
# inorite
Do I get extra marks?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 16:12, archived)
# nice try, but no
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 16:14, archived)
# You'll punish them severly I hope
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 16:17, archived)
# i will
but who's going to clean up the mess?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 16:27, archived)
# That's Pedro's department
He'll eat anything you know o__0
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 16:30, archived)
# i've heard
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 16:32, archived)
# classic

it was so big it didn't fit on the screen!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 12 Nov 2014, 16:08, archived)
# and it appears to have stolen jerry mouse's ears
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 16:15, archived)
# them half finished heffalumps are buggers!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 12 Nov 2014, 20:34, archived)
# You don't wanna see my elephant impression
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 17:06, archived)
# nobody else wants me to see theirs, either :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 17:12, archived)
# I do a good elephant
I will draw it with eyes
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 17:31, archived)
# Well it was good when I was 9
:s
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 17:35, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 17:38, archived)
# I'm not allowed to get out my heffalumps
Court order.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 17:31, archived)
# that doesn't entirely surprise me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 17:39, archived)
# I'm not at home so can't :(
I can get you a note off my mum if you wish
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 17:33, archived)
# make sure you do
oh well, i want my tea, so class is dismissed.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 17:40, archived)
# Oh I missed this :o(
Damn you, piano practice.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 18:09, archived)
#
piano panto
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 20:15, archived)
# mmm.... donuts...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 15:14, archived)
# would.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 16:44, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 14:53, archived)
# *squints*
what's the little pink thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 14:55, archived)
# The donkey's blanket silly
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 14:55, archived)
# pfff!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 14:59, archived)
# also, blind animal draw-off will be at 3.30-ish
get your elephants ready, people!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 15:01, archived)
# Ms. Monkey.
Will it be elephants, cause I might have to head to a job soon, and want to turn in my assignment early.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 15:02, archived)
# yes. yes it will.
i'm off to the post office before it pisses down again, but i'll be back shortly, so leave it here and i'll look at it when i get back.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 15:10, archived)
# *hopes this is a eufemism*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 15:10, archived)
# you wish
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 15:11, archived)
# I have my elephant at the ready, if you know what I'm saying
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 15:20, archived)
# filth!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 15:46, archived)
# that's what she said
LOLZORS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 15:00, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 15:10, archived)
# Omnomnom
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 14:10, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 14:43, archived)
# They'd still manage to make the tin smaller than previous years :(
metro.co.uk/2014/11/10/our-christmas-selection-boxes-are-getting-smaller-but-prices-are-staying-the-same-we-knew-it-4942314/
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 14:45, archived)
# GIVE ME BACK MY COFFEE CREAMS, YOU FUCKERS!!!
/still bitter
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 14:46, archived)
# AKA the most disgusting thing ever created by mankind
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 15:00, archived)
# lies!
they were all of the nyom!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 15:12, archived)
# Srsly
GET HELP!!
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 15:19, archived)
# i bet you like those toffee coins, don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 15:47, archived)
# Nah milk chocolate is made with the devils jizz
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 16:11, archived)
# you are all kinds of wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 16:16, archived)
# Lightweight!
www.amazon.co.uk/s/url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=pocket%20coffee
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 15:19, archived)
# coffee should not be kept in pockets
i got enough weird looks after getting stopped by the police and asked to show what was in my pockets.
it was an egg.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 15:48, archived)
# I regularly get my bags searched for being the only idiot to go through the blue line at arrivals
So far they've found several LEGO trains and half a Bakewell Tart.

Anyway these are little pockets of the darkest chocolate
full of very runny mind-blattingly strong espresso.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 16:14, archived)
# that would give me migraines, sadly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 16:16, archived)
# When I tried one
I did wonder if that was the point.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 17:49, archived)
# holy crap my first fp ever!! it's only taken a decade :'D
this has literally made my week
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:18, archived)
# ...
photo Sylvester_Stallone_by_Gage_Skidmore_zpsdayygcyl.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 12:19, archived)
# Normality restored :D
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 12:32, archived)
# Rocky XXVII:Fiscal Forgetfulness.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 12:35, archived)
# Hehe
Hai Froggie! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 12:41, archived)
# Hi ya :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 12:47, archived)
# I once chatted to Stallone on the phone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCNM5QH8soY

nice guy buy a bit violent...
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 12 Nov 2014, 16:11, archived)
# Also...


www.b3ta.com/links/Warren_Clarke_has_died
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 12:47, archived)
# whoa
uncanny
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 17:46, archived)
# Insert FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 11:40, archived)
# Awesom
I still dont actually 'get' the fucklift thing, but I like this.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 11:42, archived)
# Ignore the FUCK
It's just a forklift FUCKWAGON! That is all. Just forklifts.
Now I have to go into hiding for telling you this :(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 11:43, archived)
# *Could a MR FROGBEAT please report to your nearest Termination Centre*
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 11:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 11:56, archived)
# "Just forklifts."?
"Just forklifts."?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 13:44, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 15:21, archived)
# You gotta FEEL the FUCKLIFT
Anyone here actually driven one?
New b3ta user hotaru says they got one www.b3ta.com/board/11111982
I so wanna drive one
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 12:33, archived)
# I have. 17 years ago I worked at Autopost in South Wimbledon
They sell Landrover spare parts. Great fun. Only now do I wish I was still there. Oh the possibility's!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 12:36, archived)
# You lucky FUCKLIFTER!!
I'm thinking of asking my local builders merchant that I use if they'll let me drive theirs, failing that perhaps I'll hire one for a day :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 12:40, archived)
# I have experience of hurtling around a warehouse on a motorised pallet truck. Tremendous and dangerous fun.
EDIT: *MINDPISS!!*
Perhaps only those of us who have lived the dream really "get" Fucklifts?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 12:36, archived)
# Pfft for baby's!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 12:37, archived)
# Good japes :D
Ooops wrong place
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 12:45, archived)
# I have a forklift licence,
they are ace, and mine can go on the road ;)
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 12:39, archived)
# OMG FUCKLIFT HEAVEN
I'm so jealous, driving a FUCKLIFT is on my FUCKET list right up next to Emily Maitlis's tits
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 12:44, archived)
# I've driven many FUCKLIFTS.
Nukes are heavy!
(pallet jacks too)
FUCKLIFTS RULE!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 13:41, archived)
# This is making me depressed now :(
I'd never have wasted my life in advertising had I realised the pleasure of the FUCKLIFT
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 14:12, archived)
# They are incredibly dangerous things.
I crashed into garage doors 3 times.
Always make sure your garage doors are all the way up before moving anything. :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 14:19, archived)
# Danger LIFTS my FUCK
also Possessed Forklift of Death
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 14:40, archived)
# XD
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 17:28, archived)
# I had (basic) training to operate one
but they never let me drive one afterwards. So now I have to make do with electric pallet jacks and reach trucks, which, coincidentally, has in no way spurred me to bitterly create this.
(Cruising Capacity, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 14:10, archived)
# OFFLS I wish I'd never asked now
Everyones FUCKLIFTED except me :(
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 14:14, archived)
# I haven't either.
Don't worry about it, the FL thing will be over by the time I 'shop one.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 12 Nov 2014, 15:08, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 15:25, archived)
# Used to work at Wickes while still in school. They had 2: one electric and one diesel powered
The diesel one was quite a bit faster.

I mostly enjoyed shoveling full pallets of bricks into the backs of customer's vans*. Just to see how low their suspension would go.


(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 15:23, archived)
# WTFL?
Flounces runs off to cut finger
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 16:01, archived)
# NEVER FROGET
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 18:38, archived)
# XD THANKS XD
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 12 Nov 2014, 18:52, archived)
#
* eufemism
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 18:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 13:17, archived)
# i havent seen vibratyhead girl in for like ever
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 15:01, archived)
# There's little need for them with all these fucklifts
which is a shame, really
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 15:10, archived)
# Hahahaah
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 12:40, archived)
# ..
(I_am_B, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 10:56, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 10:58, archived)
#
haha
(I_am_B, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 10:59, archived)
# I hope this happens in 5 hours time
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 11:15, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 11:54, archived)
# Typical fucking Kipper
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 12:35, archived)

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