it tasted of lavender, piss and Sean Penn's scrotum
HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 13 Apr 2015, 14:37,
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What actually happened? Did she transfer some of her venom over?
( $$ ✅,
Mon 13 Apr 2015, 14:44,
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she must have laid something inside his throat
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 13 Apr 2015, 14:49,
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what a lovely baby Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 13 Apr 2015, 15:29,
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clearlythis is photographic proof
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 13 Apr 2015, 15:42,
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I think she attempted to harvest his life force HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 13 Apr 2015, 14:49,
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she does look a lot younger afterwards
(
Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Mon 13 Apr 2015, 16:53,
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Had to look this one up since I really couldn't give a toenail clipping about these people(
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 13 Apr 2015, 15:00,
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he's gagging on her false teeth
(
ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Mon 13 Apr 2015, 15:27,
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*sigh*She is now basically your Auntie Beryl flashing her knicks after one too many Baileys on Boxing Day
(
thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA,
Mon 13 Apr 2015, 16:05,
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The Daily Mail/Express should be all over this Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 13 Apr 2015, 15:01,
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MASSIVE DRUGS Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 13 Apr 2015, 15:05,
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the cake is a lie Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 13 Apr 2015, 15:29,
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there's no scientific evidence for it, but it's a fact
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Tue 14 Apr 2015, 2:11,
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do you know the way to upper flange Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 13 Apr 2015, 14:17,
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You hum it......and I'll smash your face in!
Not really, it's an homage to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYp52dqOAZ8&feature=youtu.be&t=173
(,
Mon 13 Apr 2015, 15:36,
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Not really, it's an homage to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYp52dqOAZ8&feature=youtu.be&t=173
hahahalovely, and i live near legbourne
(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Mon 13 Apr 2015, 14:41,
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has the head of a Happy Eater(
ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Mon 13 Apr 2015, 15:24,
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The top left of that sign man is in Leeds.
(
Christian's Bolt and Ski,
Mon 13 Apr 2015, 19:41,
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Haha!Kerlickd
( sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on,
Mon 13 Apr 2015, 13:22,
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doctors have to be trained not to laugh when dealing with patients who have strabismusI failed my exam :(
(
Elvis impersonator,
Mon 13 Apr 2015, 17:33,
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Not the Benjamins?:(((
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 13 Apr 2015, 12:47,
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What, a sort of olive green?/geek
(
joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Mon 13 Apr 2015, 16:57,
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I just checked. The official line from the LEGO company is:LEGO: the product as a whole;
LEGO brick / bricks: the individual piece / pieces.
"Lego" is technically wrong, as the product name is "LEGO", in caps. "Legos" is clearly the sign of a diseased mind.
(,
Mon 13 Apr 2015, 14:04,
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LEGO brick / bricks: the individual piece / pieces.
"Lego" is technically wrong, as the product name is "LEGO", in caps. "Legos" is clearly the sign of a diseased mind.
On Salmon? You Sir are a fiend. Sounds nice tho.
(
Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg,
Mon 13 Apr 2015, 12:06,
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Horseradish on grilled salmon is ace. Took me years to convince the wife to try it!as with so many other things.
( da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Mon 13 Apr 2015, 12:21,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Clickbait Film Posters"){kind=small}
Yippee-ki-yay muddy funster
Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample.,
Mon 13 Apr 2015, 10:20,
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Nice...also had to re-read it in Alan Rickman's voice
( Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg,
Mon 13 Apr 2015, 11:41,
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I knew happytoast before he was coolHe treats me like a real man should...
*strokes beard and tattoos*
(,
Mon 13 Apr 2015, 18:11,
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*strokes beard and tattoos*
Allen Ginsberg's got his little Allen out.
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sun 12 Apr 2015, 21:44,
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It's alcohol and cock and endless balls...
(
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sun 12 Apr 2015, 21:51,
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....starving hysterical naked,
(
Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg,
Sun 12 Apr 2015, 22:13,
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Does anyone here...... listen to Richard Herring's Leicester Square Theatre Podcast? (RHLSTP!).
And is anyone prepared to append a picture of the alternative?
(,
Mon 13 Apr 2015, 10:17,
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And is anyone prepared to append a picture of the alternative?
I've watched the Meaning of Life videos. Very good.The Podcasts are here. I'm looking forward to them.
( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Mon 13 Apr 2015, 11:01,
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There's been a terrible accident! Which way's the Hospital??!!
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sun 12 Apr 2015, 21:19,
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I've put it on the image challenge list, don't burn out before wednesday just in case HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 12 Apr 2015, 21:24,
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In other news I have found the owner!!FP THIS NOW! *NSFW* swears
*NSFW* www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwSglf4M9Ao *NSFW*
(*NSFW* www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwSglf4M9Ao *NSFW*
Frogbeat,
Sun 12 Apr 2015, 21:44,
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Yes!If you drag and drop this on the OE-Cake window. It becomes whatever material you have selected
EDIT: The nice thing is that OE-Cake will treat transparent bkg PNG as separate elements once dropped
(EDIT: The nice thing is that OE-Cake will treat transparent bkg PNG as separate elements once dropped
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 12 Apr 2015, 22:57,
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Ooooooo new ways to play :DSorry I thought I saw it somewhere else XD
( Frogbeat,
Sun 12 Apr 2015, 23:23,
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FUCK crates look like FUEL crates from Jetpacgamesdbase.com/Media/SYSTEM/Sinclair_ZX_Spectrum/Snap/big/Jetpac_-_1983_-_Ultimate_-_Play_the_Game.jpg
Pedro, what software do you use for these?
(Pedro, what software do you use for these?
Tagnut loves pies,
Sun 12 Apr 2015, 22:33,
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надо все нарисовать в носу поставить неискончаимый исочник воды и перекрасить воду в красный цвет легко
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 12 Apr 2015, 22:59,
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hey! I remember you. Long time ago! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 12 Apr 2015, 23:06,
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bored, made this, fucklift is still shit though
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 13 Apr 2015, 2:44,
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the framerate is all off PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 13 Apr 2015, 19:27,
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The old one not the new one.(
AddToBasket loves his shiny new MacBookPro,
Sun 12 Apr 2015, 20:18,
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Did it involve a prisoner, car battery and jump leads? Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sun 12 Apr 2015, 21:52,
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needs more katie hopkins Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 12 Apr 2015, 15:59,
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i just went to the tipthe bastard was shut
(
amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on,
Sun 12 Apr 2015, 16:39,
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I think you're supposed to unload your junk at the gate, so they can deal with it first thing on Monday morning.At least that's what I do... or did... up until the prosecution that resulted from my unloading my junk in public.
(,
Sun 12 Apr 2015, 17:03,
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Does your tip let you take stuff from there, mine doesn't bastards
( Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Sun 12 Apr 2015, 17:22,
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There's no signs up or anything, but they still got very arsey when I attempted to drive home in one of their bulldozers!
(,
Sun 12 Apr 2015, 17:26,
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That's a running joke in our family"I went to the tip this afternoon."
"Did you get anything nice?"
("Did you get anything nice?"
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sun 12 Apr 2015, 18:09,
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nah the tip trolls jealously guard everything that might have some value.
bastards.
(bastards.
amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on,
Sun 12 Apr 2015, 20:54,
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Mine does offer free compost thoughbastards
( Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Sun 12 Apr 2015, 21:39,
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I just hate it when Lord Vader loses a contact PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 12 Apr 2015, 14:46,
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Is that this girl?**NSFW** i.imgur.com/uv9ORbK.gifv **NSFW** -- Girl gets thrown by car but no blood.
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 12 Apr 2015, 14:49,
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will you answer me NOW? PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 12 Apr 2015, 14:55,
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I thought it was a rhetorical questionwhat with it looking nothing like her
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 12 Apr 2015, 14:56,
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HT doesn't answer to anyone, that's what makes him so dangerous drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 12 Apr 2015, 15:00,
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I wish I had a cop show theme tune to go with that HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 12 Apr 2015, 15:02,
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YOU JUST DESTROYED AN ENTIRE CITY BLOCK, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 12 Apr 2015, 15:06,
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that's what happens without a theme tune! HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 12 Apr 2015, 15:08,
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I'm gonna need you gun and your badge HTYour a lose cannon
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 12 Apr 2015, 15:09,
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...but I dont have any teeth PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 12 Apr 2015, 19:02,
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oh shit!not the peanut butter ...again!!!
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 12 Apr 2015, 20:36,
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she looks like she's getting in position for a pie-eating contest Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 12 Apr 2015, 15:02,
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Dunno what sort of porn YOU watch drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 12 Apr 2015, 15:08,
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i can't wait till the day you have to explain your browser history;)
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 12 Apr 2015, 15:14,
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i don't, it's ridiculous Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 12 Apr 2015, 15:13,
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I know you are, but what am I? PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 12 Apr 2015, 15:11,
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Your before for and I and Ebut after C and A. Like in neighbor and weigh?
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 12 Apr 2015, 15:18,
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what is that flying up his arse^not a rhetorical question^
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 12 Apr 2015, 15:10,
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Episode VIII: Shit Out A Speeder drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 12 Apr 2015, 15:13,
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Darth Vader's Colonic Irregularities Pt 4 HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 12 Apr 2015, 15:15,
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he's taking the scenic route you gotta do one fly by the nutsack
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 12 Apr 2015, 15:19,
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Hopefully not with a harpoon and tow cable Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sun 12 Apr 2015, 17:15,
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Hoth must have some really cool FUCKLIFTS.jusssayin
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 12 Apr 2015, 16:47,
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don't buy the Adidas Star Wars trainers, they've got a serious flaw
HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 12 Apr 2015, 17:04,
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never mind that, look at the sweet cloning on the laces! HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 12 Apr 2015, 18:15,
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Mine is obviously not a very good one :)Have this as an apology...
(,
Sun 12 Apr 2015, 14:34,
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just over 10 stones? think it was more than that Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 12 Apr 2015, 14:42,
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Yeah sorry :(Sometimes it appears, techniques ARE better than jokes...
(,
Mon 13 Apr 2015, 10:33,
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no, that's my fuckupshould be max-width 600, not force-width 600 - was in there for testing when we only had 400px wide pictures will fix.
Edit: fixed
(Edit: fixed
ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Mon 13 Apr 2015, 12:49,
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So... of the nine people in the picture, which one DO you believe exists?
(
da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Sun 12 Apr 2015, 16:35,
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The Beeb have issued us a challenge...www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-32128087
Well they obviously haven't, but I didn't let that stop me attempting to de-dullify the content.
(,
Sun 12 Apr 2015, 11:04,
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Well they obviously haven't, but I didn't let that stop me attempting to de-dullify the content.
Real post SundayThese look like normal holiday snaps to me
( Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination,
Sun 12 Apr 2015, 19:36,
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If this was an image challengeI'd say we already have a winnah :D
Zombie field and tentacle are my favourites
(Zombie field and tentacle are my favourites
The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Sun 12 Apr 2015, 12:16,
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Hell yes! Has to be next weeks compo surely?Oh and FP THIS NOW!
( da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Sun 12 Apr 2015, 12:38,
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so this morningI saw this in my twitter feed about drones and then...
(,
Sun 12 Apr 2015, 10:33,
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BAD droneDIRTY drone
IN YOUR BED
(IN YOUR BED
The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Sun 12 Apr 2015, 12:17,
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chin + balls - FUCK =simples
( R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids,
Sun 12 Apr 2015, 11:05,
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